Terrako, but with subtitles | A comedic edit of Hyrule Warriors: Age of Calamity

[@terrako54]

. . .

[@skinniqtea9855]

Brooooo today is amazing

[@randomman.5]

Me: slaps Astor* DON'T TOUCH DA CHILD!!!!

[@quickslivershot5223]

E g g

[@yourdaddysaid]

Terrako just said “s” in Morse code and dipped 🏃‍♀️💨

[@nikanyxspitzer]

Bleep beep bwoop

[@frederickglass1583]

Fun fact: Robbie's take of the classic "hee hee" MJ line was not in the script, his VA improvised on the spot. After rewatching the scene, the directors knew it was too good to cut from the in-game dialogue and just ran with it. This line alone helped develop a massive portion of Robbie's personality

[@CookiehsAndDreams]

Holy cow that's amazing! It fit in absolutely perfectly; that VA knew his character.

[@frederickglass1583]

@@CookiehsAndDreams i remember seeing it for the first time and dying of laughter

[@sapphirejade5029]

WHAT!? That was improv?! DAMN!

[@ttm3622]

Robbheehee *Insert Micheal Jackson*

[@javiervasquez625]

Not that it added much "personality" to Robbie just because the voice actor did an MJ impersionation now did he? Might as well had him sing like the entire game too just to totally rip off the King of Pop.

[@R4yj4ck]

Zelda: There's no need to fight. Terrako: There is absolutely a need to fight.

[@Mysticgamer]

He saw what happened to castle town.

[@Mephiles-1]

He also wants a rematch with Harbinger Ganon

[@matthewboire6843]

He knows what could happen

[@TsukabuNosoratori2]

I love how awkward and adorkable Link is when he's not off destroying Ganon or Ganon related things.

[@potatospeedwagon3994]

He doesn't know what he's doing lmao

[@pumpkin_pants3828]

autism am i right

[@Sightnado]

​@@potatospeedwagon3994 yeah that checks out

[@insertawesomeusernamehere]

he's the best dorkasaurus ever

[@Crystallized._.withsomesauce]

Yea like he’ll defeat any monster, no matter the size, then run away from a tiny robot

[@skinniqtea9855]

Honestly, Terrako and Impa give me sibling vibes.

[@CookiehsAndDreams]

Very much, yes.

[@zippacna]

I absolutely love all of their interactions but my favourite is when impa is trying to touch him but he keeps moving out of the way

[@minaashido518]

@@CookiehsAndDreams 🍪4🥚

[@masonobrien]

Facts

[@DeMerryMooCow]

No fr they do🤣

[@animewiccan4072]

I love how Terrako is the literal baby of the group in this, it's so fantastic! Also calling Link his dad made me laugh so hard I fell over XD

[@CookiehsAndDreams]

Aww, I'm so glad you liked it!

[@animewiccan4072]

@@CookiehsAndDreams 🥰🥰🥰

[@sapphirejade5029]

I died laughing a few times. I can't help it!🤣🤣🤣

[@legendoflonkanimations]

I feel like terrako tries to compete with link to protect Zelda I don't really see the dad part 😅

[@animewiccan4072]

@@legendoflonkanimations Yea, I'm pretty sure that's more accurate to Terrako's personality🤣🤣🤣 that does not dispute the fact that Link is absolutely dad material, though!😆🥰

[@Lin2Waterfall]

for that Yiga Clan scene, after Link accidently knocked Terrako aside and stole the Egg Baby's thunder I kinda figured the tiny guardian was angrily ranting at the silent hero. "I HAD THAT! I WAS GONNA PROTECT HER! WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?!" and stuff like that.

[@legendoflonkanimations]

EXACTLY

[@beatzdyer]

I mean it did look like that knife was going to hit terrako in the eye, and the eye is the weak point of a guardian. Link probably saved our little egg

[@alphaz_nerd453]

Buddy, I was thinking the same thing

[@AwakenedRAGEJustin]

Terrako calling revali a oversized chicken wing is absolute perfection, I love this little eggy boi, please let him be in tears of the kingdom and not as a broken husk

[@darkhunter5293]

He should've been canonized!

[@paradoxica424]

that would not be possible, since terrako split the timeline, resulting in there being none in TOTK and 2 in AOC

[@emm._.]

Terrako lives in our hearts 😭

[@fatalwaffle1715]

They could make a Hyrule warriors version of Tears Of The Kingdom. Ganondorf will still be revived.

[@_marshP]

I love how Terrako has a built-in synthetic slide whistle edit: HE HAS MULTIPLE THAT CAN BE USED SIMULTANEOUSLY TO MAKEM USIC

[@javiervasquez625]

He's a plotdevice who can do ANYTHING the plot demands. OF COURSE HE CAN WHISTLE MUSIC TO MAKE THE STORY EVEN MORE DISNEY LIKE THAN IT NEEDS TO BE

[@CamelLizard4703]

So basically the portal turrets? At the end of portal 2 they used those

[@archivist_13]

Thank you for reminding me how funny Robbie and Purah's introduction was, especially with how Purah was all silly and goofy before going "btw the apocalypse is coming"

[@CookiehsAndDreams]

It was my pleasure

[@Joseph_Leroy]

Is this a game?

[@archivist_13]

@@Joseph_Leroy yes

[@Joseph_Leroy]

@@archivist_13 which one

[@archivist_13]

@@Joseph_Leroy Legend of Zelda: Hyrule Warriors: Age of Calamity

[@hunterbennett757]

Glad to see that I'm not the only one that has a headcanon of Terrako calling Zelda his mother.

[@CookiehsAndDreams]

For real. I mean, she virtually is.

[@javiervasquez625]

I would say the real "mother" of Terrako are the Sheikah scientists who invented the parts in the first place allowing Zelda to assemble them on her own and built the walking egg plotdevice. She didn't "create" it anymore than build up the robot to justify the story of the game.

[@edwinvanooijen7749]

@@javiervasquez625 And yet it was her power that awakened Terrako thus it was Zelda that gave Terrako life? I guess?

[@javiervasquez625]

@@edwinvanooijen7749 Sort of? Again if the Sheikah scientists hasn't invented the parts then the 7 year old Zelda wouldn't even have had a robot to build and kickstart a series of convoluted and impossible events which would lead to the pretentious bad fanfiction of ending that we got at the end of Age of Calamity.

[@ohno_deerlady]

4:50 I love how link is just getting circled by a little egg, and he’s just like : “what the..what is it saying “!?

[@evertree2133]

And I love how it cuts off before he starts scratching his head because it looks like he's reaching for his sword 😭

[@Mapple318]

Link can defeat lynels in seconds, but is scared of a walking flute egg

[@ohno_deerlady]

@@Mapple318 it’s like that guy who was friends with a crocodile tamer who died, he could handle a giant beast but is afraid of a parrot…

[@Mapple318]

@@ohno_deerlady i mean, as a bird owner, i can see why he'd fear a parrot

[@ohno_deerlady]

@@Mapple318 yeah my ex friend had two parrots and the yellow one went crazy whenever we fed her she had been with us for a while but whenever he got her new food after she had emptied it she would attack us.

[@lord_alex12]

I just want you all to remember that until further notice Terrako is the heir to the hyrulean throne *all hail the egg*

[@darkhunter5293]

And I for one welcome our new mechanical egg overlord!

[@bobandmrmecaleb5873]

HAIL TO THE EGG.

[@flamethereploid1352]

Praise our lord and savior: Terrako the Egg Boi

[@Piggieuniverse2014]

The ✨egg✨

[@cyanide_crow7970]

THE WAY HE BASHES THE THING OUT OF THE WAY AT 4:37 SENDS ME EVERY TIME I SEE IT HE'S SO FILLED WITH RAGE

[@frederickglass1583]

Hyrule's Secret Weapon: _Tactical Teapot_

[@koki593]

4:37 i always thought that he was insulting link for ruining his chance at saving zelda Edit: Wow this is my most liked comment thx

[@CookiehsAndDreams]

He was, but back when I made this, I didn't realize that was the case, lmao.

[@linkskywalker1652]

I imagined more like this: -Hey you! How dare you?! I was enough to save her! And did you see how you threw me away?! But your version is funny too! 😂

[@m9ss9ngtextures16]

@@CookiehsAndDreams i like this version more

[@reynsbasement2654]

@@linkskywalker1652 felt like as he was walking in he was like : "Nah nah nah nah GET this shit outta the way" when he slapped the knife"

[@dogyslime9954]

4:45 to 4:54 is funny and cute

[@cannoliwavestudios2817]

Robbie’s voice actor has the best performance in this series. You can’t convince me otherwise.

[@shirongchen160]

4:38 “GOOD SIR YOU HAVE SAVED MY MOTHER” got me

[@TheFlashzap]

7:04 the very first time I saw this scene I just broke down in tears, Terrako or “Lil Beep Boop” playing Zelda’s Lullaby just pierced through my crusty heart

[@Fresh_YT]

It caught me off guard the first time I saw this scene, I still cry every time I watch it. I'm crying as I'm typing this😭

[@emm._.]

I’m sorry but Crusty Heart has me dying 💀😭😭😭

[@JacksonMalvoi]

THIS SCENE BROKE ME. I PLAYED OCIRANA OF TIME AS A YOUNG LAD AND THIS JUST DESTROYED ME. THE NOSTALGIA TINGLES!!!

[@internetperson573]

He started as R2-D2 but once you unlock him he’s straight up chopper

[@emm._.]

One Piece?

[@emm._.]

@𝕤𝕧𝕗𝕥𝕨𝕒𝕣𝕖 oh- I barely watch Star Wars I only said Chopper from One Piece because that’s the only other character I know from that show 💀

[@amp8295]

Oh the little "It's not a warcrime if I win" and "I could kill you all but I'm nice, so I wouldn't" Chopper?

[@Maniacalharp-747]

​@@emm._.Chopper is the war criminal of the astromechs

[@Author-sense1]

4:37 the way he just slapped the kunai away 😂

[@gimmesubway1339]

LMFAO I never realized that😭 I love the egg sm

[@darkhunter5293]

Should've had a "Lol! No!" moment there.

[@DavinaRamoneMatabang]

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[@alcole-holic8779]

4:39 I’ve always interpreted this as “how dare you steal my moment! Don’t you run away I’m still talking to you! Get back here!”

[@Woody515]

Revali just taking off instantly at 7:35 made me laugh way harder than it should

[@CookiehsAndDreams]

It honestly made me laugh a little too.

[@The_Twilight_Triforce]

Did a zoomie into the sky lol 🤣

[@charlescalvin9503]

Bro said adios

[@RedReign]

"enemy ahea-" Revali: *"GET HIS ASS"*

[@LD-hs9iv]

He really just went *NYOOM*

[@edain6918]

5:44 "This pathetic knight-" 5:49 "Did you just say 'pathetic' to my dad?! You stupid bird!" 5:51 "Don't listen to him, daddy. You´re the best!"

[@FairysRule206]

Terrako calling Zelda “mom” is something that I didn’t know I needed until now❤

[@ivanthegreativan_rodriguez4958]

It’s true though!

[@kconn2266]

Terrako: "HOW DARE YOU?! YOU OVERSIZED CHICKEN WING!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I love that! Yes, Terrako, roast that oversized chicken wing. How dare he call Link pathetic.

[@ivanthegreativan_rodriguez4958]

EXACTLY!!! TALKING SMACK ABOUT REVALI!!!

[@guffthebir72]

Truly the best, most high budget fanfic of all time

[@alliesenpai]

4:35 why is no one talking about how cutely aggressive Terrako gets when he shoved that thing out of his way and started to talk to Link. I also love how instead of him being angry it’s him being all how the subtitles say.

[@TitanMysteryInc]

i always thought that when Link saved Zelda and Terrako started beeping and whistling at him that is him chewing Link out for stopping him from saving Zelda himself

[@Cubeguythethird27]

Same

[@RachelRose-j9r]

I just always wondered if this is what Terrako was thinking in his head

[@CookiehsAndDreams]

I'd like to think it was.

[@TerraWolf_Teratio]

“Why is it so… attached to me?” “ *Because you’re not ugly🥰* “ Also Terrako: “ *You’re my mom* “

[@captivewitness]

A mother he sang to sleep when she was a child

[@s.p.3587]

3:01 She told us in BOTW. Also did anyone else notice how she made the “I love you” sign with her hands? So sweet!

[@Supremacy_Roach]

It got me with the "Mummy marry this man!" And the "you oversized chicken wing!"

[@MyDude._.]

"GOOD SIR, YOU HAVE SAVED MY MOTHER" my favorite line

[@juandirection3751]

4:53 lmao it looks like Link draws his sword out because of the cut

[@CookiehsAndDreams]

Oh my gosh it does-

[@nathanpuckett5124]

TIME TO MAKE DA EGG INTO OMELETE

[@fumikagetokoyami5040]

Even before Link saved Zelda, it makes me curious as to how he exactly gets along and follows Link around.

[@katedp7825]

He probably just sticks with Link because he's not annoying.

[@m9ss9ngtextures16]

@@katedp7825 that... is actually a perfect theory

[@fumikagetokoyami5040]

@@katedp7825 But Zelda created Terrako.

[@javiervasquez625]

He sticks with him no problem because "the plot said so". Otherwise Nintendo would have been forced with dealing with the fact Terrako did not know ANYONE ELSE in Zelda's party and would have to have scenes of it relating to every other single character besides Impa and her "comedy scenes".

[@javiervasquez625]

@@fumikagetokoyami5040 Zelda built Terrako she didn't create it. The robot parts of the egg plotdevice were created by Sheikah scientists thousands of years ago before current Zelda was ever even born (according to Breath of the Wild).

[@jacobjarosz8643]

Revali: *calls link pathetic* Terrako: *angry whistle noises*

[@TheOfficalPebbleKirishima0624]

This video is amazing literally had me rolling lol Terrako is best Egg gaurdian ✨

[@CookiehsAndDreams]

Awww, thanks!

[@m9ss9ngtextures16]

he is the only egg guardian powerful enough to fight calamity Gannon although he died

[@javiervasquez625]

@@m9ss9ngtextures16 What about the DLC robot Guardian...? You can play with it to beat "Ganon" as well no problem.

[@ivanthegreativan_rodriguez4958]

@@m9ss9ngtextures16 He died but came back!

[@m9ss9ngtextures16]

@@ivanthegreativan_rodriguez4958 i know that i still have not got him yet

[@princesscadance197]

Considering that Terrako is still a Guardian, and still can fire lasers, keeping Terrako as a companion is basically permitting a semi-sentient rocket launcher with legs and autonomy to follow you around as a companion.

[@CookiehsAndDreams]

Pretty much.

[@thatwaffleguy4958]

And for the low, low price of a homing cart and a bomb launcher, you can build your own in TotK!

[@E-11_MTF_Leader]

It also has the sword and axe of a Guardian Scout

[@not_DJ_Ender]

I always thought of Terrako as a sassy hot headed little egg that was always yelling at people, like in the yiga clan scene hes all pissed off at link for stealing his thunder/getting in his way. That really just me?

[@isaiahneo2735]

7:58 Terrako: *Slaps Impa’s Hand* BEGONE PEASANT!!! Impa: And I took that personally!!

[@LunaTheMoonBean]

Link scuttling around trying to figure out why terrako is jumping at him is so cute please

[@Trenchbleeder-Lucy]

Sooga: The future is fickle. Master Kohga: You weren't supposed to say that! Me: *eats banana*

[@peteralfano9217]

This video becomes 1,000,000 times better if you imagine the streetpass theme is being whistled by Terrako

[@DarkBraveStuff]

"YOU OVERSIZED CHICKEN WING" is probably my favorite line

[@giana.3]

"U OVERSIZED CHICKEN WING" has me dead

[@numberonearies4791]

"DO I HAVE DAD NOW?!" that killed me man 😭😭

[@legendoflonkanimations]

I have always pictured terrako yelling at link like "I WAS GONNA SAVE HER WHY DID YOU PUSH ME OUT OF THE WAY?!?"

[@notactuallyacat.]

Impa has 2 prayers now

[@CookiehsAndDreams]

Thank you for your sweet generosity.

[@captivewitness]

The way I GASPED when the first "HI MOM!" popped up.

[@turqoisesnake2438]

I'm just glad we didn't include the scenes with terrako near the end (im sad and also not good enough to fix him)

[@bunnylover2070]

My god the scene where Link yeets Terrako out of the way to save Zelda is hilarious I didnt like Terrako as much up until now bc of the childish vibes he gives off, but this edit is amazing lmao

[@CookiehsAndDreams]

I'm glad; thank you!

[@Mintyaxo]

I knew Purah and Impa were sisters as soon as I played botw and saw them both also terrako singing zelda's lullaby is so cute

[@breezagami7907]

4:35 i always saw this as him ripping link a new one. i just imagine john Mulaney's voice: "nOW YOU LISTEN HERE, MISTER-"

[@anonymous_weirdo3445]

"you troublesome teapot" (8:21) always cracks me up every time I see this cut scene

[@krystalrockstar3969]

Every day my dad and I would play Zelda and one time he accidentally set our horse on fire in BOTW and I cried 😓🙃

[@soniatsui7606]

You can revive your horse at the horse god’s spring, just so you know.

[@Monkey-081hs]

I first I read horse as "house" and I thought you and your dad set your house on fire by playing botw.

[@asmid4049]

@@soniatsui7606 that exist!? Good damn I have played Zelda for a year but I still have so much to learn I really love all the lore Zelda has

[@thomasmontoya302]

I... I can't even. This is just so cute. well done. I never thought I'd enjoy content like this, but still. Here I am.

[@CookiehsAndDreams]

Aww, thanks!

[@joker8123]

I was today years old when I found out the little egg boy had an actual name

[@CookiehsAndDreams]

I don't blame you for not knowing, they don't mention it very often and when they do it's really subtly.

[@LinkLink360]

4:53 that's line from terrako kills me

[@DJ3592]

Link: *Draws sword*

[@mrpop9725]

I love imagining terrako as a sassy lil boy

[@MaliaLavender]

Terrako is such a cute egg guardian! He's my new favorite little guy!

[@Thewildblupee]

I love that link kneels down to zelda so freaking cute ❤❤❤

[@xXstxrry_nightsXx]

Revali with the “RiDiCuLoUs, AlL oF yOu” Reminds me of Chloe: “RIDICULOUS, UTTERLY RIDICULOUS”

[@CookiehsAndDreams]

He is essentially just the Breath of The Willd equivalent of Chloe.

[@xplosiveash454]

how have I only Just now found this! It's a magnificant peice of art :D

[@CookiehsAndDreams]

aww, thank you!

[@1houseplant]

1:46 link:i have no family egg

[@imalltheragex2000]

I always like coming up with subtitles for these types of characters, nice to know I'm not the only one who finds doing that to be amusing 😅

[@StarXX1392]

This is the funniest thing I’ve seen in my life!!! ESPECIALLY the part where terraco be like: I HAVE A DAD NOW! MOM MARRY THIS MAN! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@MountainClimber921]

“You troublesome teapot!” Got me dying 😂

[@chloskyskies4399]

I love these types of edits! Made me smile. Wonder what link was thinking lol.

[@CookiehsAndDreams]

I'm so glad it could!

[@LunaSkye64]

4:37 it’s the way he yeets the Kunai away from him for me 😂

[@shawnwood3494]

Zelda says wtf and guardian says he’s literary Michael Jackson

[@Link-Hero]

8:23 Impa, he's not a "teapot?", he is a time-capsule, literally 😐 Terrako: 🤭 Impa: 😠

[@ChristyTina22]

4:35 I always saw that moment as Terrako being pissed at Link for saving Zelda, when he (Terrako) CLEARLY had it under control.

[@Isa-vs9ii]

The subtitles makes him 100x CUTIER!!!!❤❤❤

[@bradhedgehog12]

6:08 Revali: Ridiculous every last one of You. Me: Oh sit on it.

[@Lofi_Child12]

The music in the Robbie and Purah part of the video had me re playing it soooo many times it’s so good I literally know every move and line in that scene. 😅

[@CRHIX]

4:38 I think he has more of a sensation which is kind of like HEY YOU I WAS GOING TO SAVE HER!! NOT YOU!! or something like that, because he seems angry, pointing his finger at him. But anyway good video I just discovered it and I’m laughing to death lmao

[@CookiehsAndDreams]

Thanks! I realized that after I made the video and it honestly makes a lot more sense lmao

[@CRHIX]

@@CookiehsAndDreams ooh alr yeah well although what you wrote there isn’t completely wrong, but what made me interpret the scene this way was the scene before, when Terrako tried to save Zelda and then Link just threw him away, probably thinking he couldn’t save her.

[@lightbringer24]

After watching the video, I thought the street pass music was more terriko noises😂, also this was one of the best age of calamity videos I've ever seen, great work man!

[@CookiehsAndDreams]

@@lightbringer24 thanks so much!

[@ayanamiayachanJ]

Mommy (Princess Zelda) Daddy (Link) Child (Terrako)

[@SaraTheSilverFox]

I'm sure the guy who got to do the slide whistle for the little egg had lots of fun

[@jackal0p]

terrako is just a cat running on robot egg hardware

[@xellosmakuzo2586]

Terrako is precious and there needs to be more of the goodest egg.

[@rafzed3055]

the "this is husband material" cauth me off guard

[@fatalwaffle1715]

Yeah.

[@Chaos_Creater97]

6:31 Zelda: father thinks that… he thinks that reason my power hasn’t awakened is because I haven’t worked hard enough… Terrako- grandpa kinda sucks This is awesome!! You should do one for link that’s link but with subtitles because he doesn’t talk hut he does some pretty funny stuff

[@tabbynoodles3685]

4:42 STOP WHEN HE CALLED LINK DAD IM GONNA SCREAM

[@lunaticdreemurr5768]

2:08 "Because you're not ugly 🥰" had me ROLLING 😂😂😂😂😂

[@Figaroishere]

5:24 her outfit is so pretty 🤩

[@LeonReal77]

6:07 I was expecting Terrako to say “Damn straight!”

[@acemusic_va]

...the streetpass music in the beginning sounded so much like terrako that i had whiplash

[@CookiehsAndDreams]

@@acemusic_va oh my gosh, it totally does now that you mention it-

[@emm._.]

I will never stop giggling at the Rito’s tiny borb legs

[@Lofi_Child12]

I SWEAR THE SUBTITLES AT 4:30 ARE SO FUNNY I CANT STOP LAUGHING 😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@jedi_cat_l4976]

Terrako is an egg cat and you cannot convince me otherwise

[@Ruben82668]

Give us more besty we need more of this

[@CookiehsAndDreams]

Oh trust me, you will get more.

[@Ruben82668]

Okay I know you said it before but are all gonna gloss over how iconic and well written master koghga is? Same thing with robbie.

[@Fairy_Asf]

This is officially my favorite video of all time!

[@CookiehsAndDreams]

You're so sweet, thank you!

[@Breadyummy]

"MOM MARRY THIS MAN"-Terrako 2022

[@beatzdyer]

You made all these scenes at least 80% better. Thank you, and God bless.

[@CookiehsAndDreams]

Aww, thanks!

[@Ry_Ryai]

As a man who thinks age of calamity is still good seeing terrakos approval of link is so amazing

[@blepleb]

i love terrako, he's just a lil guy

[@caitlinhendrick7488]

Terakko and Impa are always duking it out.

[@Wxyver_n]

Terrako, the R2-D2 of Zelda

[@javiervasquez625]

The more obnoxious equivalent of Zelda but yes.

[@truebaconsamurai15]

I'm probably never gonna play Age of Calamity, so this is fine.