Terrance is on Trial for Murder - SOUTH PARK

Terrance and Phillip star in the film "Not Without My Anus." In the first scene, Terrance is on trial for murder. He and his lawyer, Phillip, fart a lot.
"Terrance and Phillip in Not Without My Anus" S02
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INT. COURTROOM - DAY
The Prosecuting Attorney, SCOTT, is standing before a
jury.
PROSECUTING ATTORNEY SCOTT
Ladies and gentleman, before you today
sits a murderer. On the night in
question, this monster entered the
home of Dr. Jeffrey O'Dwyer and struck
him repeatedly in the head with this
hammer.
The Prosecutor holds up a hammer. It has blood and hair
all over it.
PROSECUTING ATTORNEY SCOTT (CONT'D)
That monster is sitting right over
there and his name is Terrance!
He points to the defense table where Terrance sits and
shrugs nonchalantly and then lifts his ass cheek to fart.
His defense attorney, Phillip, laughs.
PHILLIP
Oh, Terrance, you've farted in court.
TERRANCE
Yes, Phillip, I'm making a case for our defense!
Terrance and Phillip laugh merrily.
The Prosecutor continues, pacing in front of the jury.
He has before him an endless table of physical evidence.
PROSECUTING ATTORNEY SCOTT
All of these things link Terrance to
the murder. Hair fibers, blood
samples, nail clippings, a piece of his shirt...
He holds up the fabric. Terrance casually covers the rip
on his sleeve and smiles at the jury.
PROSECUTING ATTORNEY SCOTT
A watch with his initials on it, a
dayplanner with the murder scheduled...
The prosecutor holds up the dayplanner page. It has a
skull and crossbones and says, "Kill Dr. Jeffrey O'Dwyer
7:30. Dinner with the McCullough's 8:15."
PROSECUTING ATTORNEY SCOTT
...a haiku called Time To Kill Dr. Jeffrey O'Dwyer
(counting the syllables on his hand as he reads)
"Doctor O'Dwyer, Time to have your
head smashed in, with my new hammer."
Terrance shrugs.
PROSECUTING ATTORNEY SCOTT
Terrence, you may be a famous surgeon
but you're not God! Do you think
you're God?! J’accuse, Terrance!
With a big dramatic fingerpoint, we pan quickly over to
Terrance. He smiles at the jury, then farts.
TERRANCE
Would you like a monkey claw, Phillip?
PHILLIP
Yes, please.
Terrance lifts his ass cheek and farts a different
sounding fart.
TERRANCE
That's called the monkey claw because
it feels like my colon is being ripped
apart by a thousand monkeys!
PHILLIP
The monkey claw is smelly!
Terrance laughs. The OLD BLACK FEMALE JUDGE smacks her
gavel and speaks in a slow, drowsy southern-Canadian
drawl like a hillbilly bear.
OLD BLACK FEMALE JUDGE
Come on, get a move on. I ain't gettin' any younger up here.
PHILLIP
My sentiments exactly, your honor. I
see from your accent that you’re
Southern-Canadian.
OLD BLACK FEMALE JUDGE
That is correct.
Phillip stands and addresses the jury.
PHILLIP (CONT'D)
Good people of the jury. My client,
Terrance, is an innocent man.
Phillip farts.
TERRANCE
Oh, Phillip, now you've farted during
the closing argument.
PHILLIP
I have, haven't I, Terrance?
He farts again. The jurors start to smile.
PROSECUTING ATTORNEY SCOTT
Your honor, the defense is trying to
make a mockery of this court! They
think that farts are funny!! But they’re not!!
OLD BLACK FEMALE JUDGE
Sustained.
PHILLIP
Good people of the jury. My client,
Terrence, is no more a murderer than
you or me. He loves puppies and hates mean things.
He shows a picture of Terrance giving a carrot to a llama.
PHILLIP (CONT'D)
Would a murderer go to the zoo and
feed animals like this? Of course not.
So, in summation, find Terrance
innocent... Or else he’ll KILL you!!
The jury gasps.
PHILLIP (cont’d)
Ha, ha! Just kidding!
Terrance and Phillip laugh merrily.
PHILLIP (cont’d)
The defense rests.
Phillip crosses to his chair. He stops and farts on the
Prosecutor again as he passes.
SCOTT
God dammit! That isn’t funny!!
JUDGE
Madame foreperson, have you reached a
verdict so we can get hell out of here?
FOREPERSON/WOMAN
We have, your honor. We have found
Terrance, in the above entitled action
of murder against Dr. Jeffrey O'Dwyer...
Just then, Terrance lets a huge fart rip and it drowns
out the verdict. He and Phillip roar with laughter.
Everyone looks around confused.
JUDGE
You're gonna have to repeat that
verdict because we had some flatulence issues.
FOREPERSON/WOMAN
I said, we find Terrance...
Terrance lets another one rip. We still can't hear the
verdict. He and Phillip laugh their asses off and fart.
The forewoman screams in between farts.
FOREPERSON/WOMAN (CONT'D)
We find Terrance........Not guilty!
Terrance hugs Phillip.
PHILLIP
Did you hear that, Terrance. You're
not guilty!

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[@eriklakeland3857]

I love how Parker and Stone describe the origin of Terrance and Phillip. It was a response to early criticism of South Park that said it was “nothing but bad animation and fart jokes.” So Parker and Stone created Terrance and Phillip to say, “No, THIS is nothing but bad animation and fart jokes.”

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All trolling.

[@jetfowl]

Ah, hahahahahahahaha! That's amazing. I laughed so hard after reading this that I'm now holding my sides.

[@GetterRay]

You must be fun at parties.

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@@GetterRay ????? What did they say????

[@joelhungerford8388]

Fart loving critics, think they rule the world

[@bonesauce1393]

I like how everyone in the jury has a j on their shirt

[@dragoncox6230]

Thank you for pointing that out! I never recognized that. LOL. That’s kind of hilarious.

[@DylTyrril]

The judge has a capital J on her shirt, while the jury members all have lower case j's...'cause hierarchy of the court I guess??

[@SpongeB00b_is_a_savage]

i like it too! lmao

[@KevinGomez-fz1yg]

At the stadium scene everyone has a F shirt.

[@taruthemenace]

How else would you know they're on the jury, fwiend?

[@dairesmyth]

Remember how pissed off people were when this episode aired because they still didn’t know who cartmans father was

[@Longshanks1690]

No, because I hadn’t been born yet.

[@ssjup81]

Yeah! I remember that. lol

[@SpongeB00b_is_a_savage]

lmaoooo really?

[@ssjup81]

@@SpongeB00b_is_a_savage Yup. I’m going on 40 next year. lol.

[@Matt561]

It was april fools, I knew they were going to pull something

[@noxwave97]

That's one of my favorite episode of Terrance & Phillip. 😂

[@keyanawhitely7942]

My favorite too

[@username5861]

That episode of Terrence and Phillip which featured South Park

[@keyanawhitely7942]

@@username5861 That same episode that was supposed to air part 2 of Cartman' mom

[@Randomfactttt]

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[@dillynmykal9795]

Same. Its just so over-the-top ridiculous, it kills me everytime lolol

[@BlasphometicHermetic]

My parents for some reason were really invested in seeing who Cartman's dad was and even invited friends over to watch the episode. My dad told them "its a show about a funny fat kid." The look on everyones face when the lines "not without my anus" were spoken was priceless! Still, my parents blamed me for getting them into the show and embarrassing them in front of their friends so they took my car for a week and I had to ride the bus. Thanks Matt and Trey!

[@kicksmartjumpstick9889]

Amazing story

[@fetusman2248]

bro your parents are just like butters parents lol

[@lify3299]

Bruh it’s their fault not yours!

[@user-tk1lf5hi6f]

lolololookokoolololololo

[@skunkjobb]

As long as your parents didn't fart on you, you're OK.

[@echogoob6454]

“You saved me from the gas chamber!” I’m dying.

[@mrfivegold]

A-hahahahaha!

[@breadcrumbhoarder]

Terrance isn’t lol

[@KevinGomez-fz1yg]

People were mad in the premiere that they couldn't appreciate this piece of work.

[@battleofwills7189]

Still one of their finest episodes ever, as well as Terrance & Phillip: Behind The Blow. 'Ugly Bob. Your face looks like someone tried to put out a forest fire, with a screwdriver.'

[@aoflex]

I'm an Asses of Fire man myself.

[@leketeke10]

2010's Nickelodeon cartoons be like.

[@paulreviews7538]

This is way better than actual nick

[@Eradog2012]

69 likes?

[@sandwichgod692]

@@paulreviews7538 True.

[@Laserbeak316]

Can’t be, I’m actually laughing at this.

[@bzking24]

I love how he totally killed that guy and was just goofin around the whole time in the courtroom lol

[@Sparkys_World-0]

He was innocent! Scott framed him!

[@force263]

“The Monkey-Claw is smelleh” Pure poetry.

[@teleportedbreadfor3days]

“Would a murder go to the zoo and feed animals like this?” To be fair, that’s not entirely an invalid argument. A lot of sociopathic killers start off as children who would torture animals for shits and giggles

[@ImTheDogeKing]

“WILL NOT BE SEEN TONIGHT AS WE BRING YOU THIS SPECIAL PRESENTATION” APRIL FOOLS! :D

[@calebkuti7897]

1998: Angry letters 2010: Death threats 2019: Banned

[@dr.shivago2404]

I love the sound effect

[@Juancolon2003]

Now A special Program in living color, on NBC!

[@bombabombom3603]

Flat out the best episode of the entire show ever. It's literally the grandfather of shitpost.

[@torstenscholz6243]

More like the grand-FART-ther.

[@TsetsiStoyanova]

Wow, from all the farting, they couldn’t finish reading the verdict!

[@KingDuckGuy]

I like how Terrence's shocked face is just the top of his head frozen in place.

[@SpammytheHedgehog]

Cartman's father was a Ginger that he had killed.

[@Dingalow]

Comedy Central likes to pretend that episode never happened

[@thecringesafespot7884]

@@Dingalow Yeah

[@Wiziliz]

@@Dingalow Comedy Central has to pretend that episode never happened.*

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[@randyjohn2685]

Bro tf spoiler alert

[@zlac]

Definitely the best episode ever. Matt and Trays favorite episode. Even got a Haiku in it!

[@questionblock8949]

I love how matter of fact Philip is when he says "the monkey claw is smelly". Lmao 🤣🤣 always been one of my favourite moments

[@Nerdtendo6366]

“Oh my God! Terrance murder someone!” “You bastard!”

[@cabagool]

"Say Philip, why does Scott always tries to convict me of murder? He does it every week!"

[@scottball2796]

Perhaps he's homophobic?

[@noxwave97]

Never get tired of watching Terrance & Phillip, they’re hilarious about fart jokes. 😂🤣😅

[@torstenscholz6243]

Funniest Canadians ever, alongside with Leslie Nielsen and Jim Carrey.

[@cassiuscoombs3313]

Love that they're a surgeon and defence lawyer, respectively.

[@joelhungerford8388]

And the sole reason for the canada tv channels success lol

[@RanterInShades]

Such an underrated episode.

[@Eric_Cartman1]

I want to see Ugly Bob.

[@jasondierbeck4392]

No, you don't

[@vikkiplays2040]

Hey

[@FuriousMan226]

They showed his face, I think in this episode.

[@realtsarbomba]

He's hideous!

[@sberky98]

@@vikkiplays2040 no way its egoraptor

[@jaycartwright5316]

Who is Eric Farther! Will Not be Seen Tonight (April's fools) I love that

[@foopgoop8260]

I think it was Scott thethermans dad

[@jimskywalker7734]

Unnamed Father From Unaired Pilot!

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@Jakob Ki Sugatan Cartman's Dad From Unaired Pilot!

[@lyustra732]

Scott’s Tenorman dad, it was told on the 200 episode but got banned

[@force263]

“My sentiments exactly, your honor. I see from your accent that you’re SOUTHERN Canadian…” “Thayatt eeis c’rrect”

[@ComicalRealm]

I miss when Stan used to throw up on Wendy all the time.

[@christopherfreitas-leonard7099]

I have to wonder if they’ll get back together in the final season?

[@BrendanJSmith]

@@christopherfreitas-leonard7099 they’re already back together.

[@wm1573]

@@christopherfreitas-leonard7099 what final

[@christopherfreitas-leonard7099]

@Brenda Ah… no. Butters interrupted Stan when he tries to talk with Wendy, and ever since we haven’t seen the two of them together in previous episodes.

[@christopherfreitas-leonard7099]

@w m They already decided to end South Park with 26 seasons, so I meant the season 26, the final season.

[@SamuraiVertHD]

As a Canadian, Terrance and Phillip are a hilarious comedy duo

[@blaketindle4703]

I was so pissed off at the time but now I appreciate how hilarious this was! This is like if instead of finding out who shot Mr Burns, the Simpsons showed a half hour Itchy and Scratchy Special instead! 😂

[@tahraethestoryteller6079]

Say what you want about this episode But you have to admit that Terrance and Phillip has greatly improved since the first season

[@JustADioWhosAHeroForFun]

It's impossible for canadians to commit a crime

[@darthmaul7626]

Tell that to Willy Pickton.

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@@darthmaul7626 Too soon, too soon.

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Justin Trudeau would like to take you up on that

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[@lau_sol24]

Tell that to Scott,who is of course a giant dick!

[@SpammytheHedgehog]

Canadians are funny.

[@christopherfreitas-leonard7099]

I’m Canadian.

[@patricksfence2231]

Christopher Freitas-Leonardo then your funny

[@t4t-hantunia]

Yes

[@torstenscholz6243]

That is just aboot right, eh?

[@JMAR_GAMES]

I’ve definitely waited more than 4 long weeks :(

[@vivimos_en_una_sociedad7758]

Its in the internet. Episodes 200 and 201. Heavily censored, tough

[@JMAR_GAMES]

@@vivimos_en_una_sociedad7758 What? I meant I was waiting for more than 4 weeks for a new episode.

[@survivaloftheidiots6239]

Canada is the best thing in south park lmao

[@tiger5551]

This is like the itchy and scratchy of South Park

[@torstenscholz6243]

In other words: Simpsons already did it.

[@NicoAnimation]

I remember how PISSED people were when this episode aired instead of the actual Cartman's father reveal, but I just loved it! Also I totally forgot that at the beginning of this episode Terrace has apparently murdered someone.

[@JM-md4ri]

For those that don’t know, in the early days new South Park episodes released every couple of weeks. The episode where cartman searched for his real dad was aired on Feb 25th 1998. People waited for over a month to view the next episode which was supposed to reveal his real father. Instead, on April 1st 1998 viewers got this episode. Many viewers were obviously not happy about it and hated this episode. Viewers had to wait 3 more weeks for the next episode which aired on April 22nd, and did reveal the identity of his father.

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Y'all remember when Terence and Phillip got arrested for cursing?

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i member!

[@sixfootfourmike]

Mothers against Canada

[@thebrearlycrestmf9165]

*M. A. C*

[@lau_sol24]

That's cause of Sheila Broflovski,'cause she hates canadians,so Sheila is xenophobic!

[@tiffany7023]

Give Kenny a birthday episode!! 🎁🎂

[@visualremix3753]

The fact that the Canadians are a whole different species-💀

[@RicksTesticle]

As a cannadian i can confirm I'm a deformed species

[@kirbyyasha]

I wish we had more Terrance And Phillip.

[@georgep.burdell7237]

I also love puppies and hate mean things.

[@AndrewHsieh96]

What I find most funny about Canada in South Park is how the buildings and vehicles are just cheap and simplistic.

[@NebLleb]

Best. April Fool's Special. Ever.

[@alextucker5819]

Terrance's face at 1:12. LOL

[@keyanawhitely7942]

0:15 APRIL FOOLS

[@Banana_Split_Cream_Buns]

I love how Trey Parker nominated this as his favorite episode, in part because everyone hated it.

[@RyanSmith-to6gi]

South Park was always at its best with Saddam Hussein (relax ok).

[@tafferski]

Relax guuuuuy@@RyanSmith-to6gi

[@joejusto3292]

Just play Ghost of Tsushimia and I now know what a Haiku is.

[@aranerem3767]

Yep

[@onesyphorus]

seeeing the thumbnail's artstyle was like waking up in a sunday morning circumcised in a synagogue...

[@AngusArtEntertainment]

Who needs Phoenix Wright shouting "Objection!" when you can have these two farting all over the court?

[@alex-hat04]

Terrence: would you like a monkey claw Philip? Philip: yes please Terrence: *long fart* Audience: "laughing"

[@DarkFalconAnimations]

Has anyone noticed how everything in Canada is square-shaped?

[@OnePolishMoFo]

I like that their tires are square.

[@darrenboedeker2045]

This is one of my favorite episodes of all time.

[@scotthobday5881]

He loves puppies and hates mean things

[@Utuubuploader2012]

2:30 "You're going to have to repeat that verdict because we had some flatulence issues..." It just doesn't get better than that. Also, 2:23, someone please translate from South Park Canadian to English for me!

[@revelca11]

There is only one Canadian left we need in this show; SHAWN MENDES. IMAGINE.

[@fruitsy3020]

Trey & Matt are way too talented to waste their time on that prick

[@revelca11]

@@fruitsy3020 i know, but imagine tickling his relationship with Camilla or something... that would be hilarious...

[@rivamika6955]

As the other person said, trey and matt don't need to waste their time with that piece of shit.

[@BensyBens]

They can’t draw celebrities as canadians They didn’t make edge as a canadian in the wwe episode of south park

[@torstenscholz6243]

@@BensyBens Celine Dion was drawn as a Canadian in this episode. Some Canadians in other episodes, e.g. Alanis Morisette, were drawn "normally" though.

[@glenneric1]

I literally can't get enough of T and P

[@NaownHibink]

At 1:16 you can hear Scott said in French, “Je accuse, Terrance!”

[@scottw6704]

I had not seen any of South Park til a date suggested we go see this movie, and get stoned before doing so. Best idea ever. I thought I was going to rupture something laughing

[@georgep.burdell7237]

I honestly feel sorry for anyone who doesn't think farts are funny

[@Catmire47]

I love these guys farting😂

[@jreimer3462]

The haiku gets me every time lol

[@aranerem3767]

2:16 "goddamn it, that isn't funny".

[@Jeffmetal42]

I still randomly say the Haiku out loud. Get some funny looks from ppl. I remember being insanely pissed about this episode when it released, but in hindsight the episode and shit they pulled to piss everyone off was god damn hilarious.

[@billyjordan8588]

yes finally Terrance and Phillip love that show

[@desertSage13]

Memeber when Terrance farted in Phillip's face?

[@thisisaswumberpawty1777]

I REMEBER THAT

[@bearworldwide101]

I wouldn't be surprised this is gonna be a glimpse of the Paul Pelosi hammered case.

[@sneedseedandfeed-formerlyc9160]

Based on A TRUE STORY

[@hugekelomorifan]

i love this episode it’s my favs

[@aranerem5569]

Based on a true story

[@guineapiggirl939]

1:04 I know what a "haiku" is because of the south park episode I watch 6 hours ago called "Roger Ebert should lay off the fatty foods"

[@thomaskazar2132]

We need a new trailer for season 24 of south park and a new episodes

[@OnePolishMoFo]

When Scott the Dick is counting off the syllables in the haiku that is the only time I can remember where it shows Canadians having fingers.

[@joelhungerford8388]

'I'm Bob. But my friends call me "Ugly Bob", because I have the features of a deformed burn victim...' - Sir Ugly Bob

[@Telakxr]

As a actual canadian, i absolutely hate fart jokes and i start holding my breath whenever a character farts on screen

[@LaurenGlenn]

After the attack on Paul Pelosi, it's interesting that the trial of Terrance with the hammer of Dr. Jeffrey O'Dwyer is now trending in my feed.

[@SuperiorAmericanGuy]

Terrance and Philip became old men for out of no reason.

[@matthewgarner7215]

This feels like a terrance and Phillip parody.

[@TheParodotaku]

Oh Phillip, you saved me from the gas chamber.

[@JustinCaudill14]

I remember being a kid and everyone being really pissed off because they kept putting off the reveal.

[@kricketflyd111]

LOL. My lips are sealed. 😂

[@jazz1056]

Damn it! I really thought i could find out who's Eric's father!

[@torstenscholz6243]

But you found Terrance and Philip's FARTher. [I fart and laugh like T&P]

[@deadmetal8692]

Thanks guy's for taking me back to my salad day's. Classic

[@nordicgaming2572]

Now, finally, the shocking truth about Cartman's lineage... Will not be seen tonight, so that we can bring you the following special presentation!

[@ClixPro1234]

Phillip looks like Butters

[@josephnajera79]

"Wow, Scott really hates us, Phillip." "Yes, perhaps he's homophobic?" ................................ "But we're not gay, Phillip." "We're not?"

[@michaelloparco2173]

Southern Canadian...lol

[@burstitdown9440]

Every hammer I see is named dr Jeffery o'dwire

[@rmn070]

I honestly love this episode.

[@aaronlucena2255]

I need the new episode of south park please

[@0Hitmanofnorway0]

The haiku is the best😂

[@disconnuted.]

Help I ship Terrance x Phillip so fucking hard ❤❤❤💙💙💙

[@RicksTesticle]

I got paid to draw them doing stufffff😏

[@JamboreeBlackberry]

@@RicksTesticlebetter have been a good pay

[@JamboreeBlackberry]

SAME HELP

[@cheezy6669]

Member when it was only four weeks in between a whole season of South Park? I Member!

[@chuu_guevara]

idc what people say this episode will always be funny to me. it's so silly i miss when south park was silly

[@mrabsorbency8460]

YES! MY FAVOURITE SOUTH PARK EPISODE!!!

[@RealDaveTalk]

This episode was aired on April Fools’ Day. A lot of people were pissed but had to waited two more weeks

[@98756120able]

We really do fart a lot in Canada