Terrible Alpha Male Simp TikToks

[@deathray3580]

Jake, i want you to know i had a nightmare that i was trapped with shane dawson and ryland or whatever his name is, in some kind of hellish blog in the Antarctic. (Forgot to mention here but it was a scuba diving trip???)Like i wasn’t physically there, but i couldn’t escape. I was wishing the whole time that a leopard seal would eat him

[@guy_therealone]

thank you for informing me. I needed this today

[@blakewhite3131]

Hope you get a sequel dream thats just absolute carnage ♥️

[@sugarpanties]

Wishing you speedy recovery from this nightmare!! ❤

[@deathray3580]

@@sugarpanties believe me, it’s gonna be a long recovery

[@sugarpanties]

@@deathray3580 Oh no 😿😿 Wishing you the best 🙏❤️‍🩹

[@BigCheddah]

Hope you’re taking the time to take care of yourself during the 100 videos in 100 days run. We love you!

[@awsome-rh7lx]

LIVE LAUGH LOVE 🗣🗣🗣

[@aurora2670]

That intro was the most insane combination of words

[@anothernonbinaryperson5935]

Yeah

[@mld04]

5:29 the clip they used when talking about dogging bombs in WW2 is from a movie called 1917...about WW1

[@wassupmylesbians]

These dudes are missing braincells 😂

[@krapincorporated]

Jake, sweetheart, honey, darling. The Porsche 911 is like....several iconic cars made by Porsche. They have been around since LONG before certain events in 2001. Anyway, I love your content and consume it religiously.

[@absolutelyfookinnobody2843]

Yea pretty easy mistake to make when you are a trash human. Also before you get brain rot, I'm I'm not talking about him not knowing cars

[@SunscreenSmoocher]

What are you talking about… /genq

[@kimora69]

the way he pronounces kindergarten you'd think Jake was German.

[@heartsforbrenda]

“Keendergarden”

[@peebuki1807]

my dad had a Porsche 911 and I think unironically this could very well be him

[@SunscreenSmoocher]

What. /genq

[@kylie1504]

Cute

[@virginiaordaya]

Definitely a bot. Just downloading nonsense off TikTok and reposting

[@bad_artist2020XD]

as a Bisexual catholic, I can say that Some Christians are like that😔

[@Sun-Shinerr]

Indeed...

[@JW-oe1lf]

Do you really believe that Jesus is the way the truth and the life?

[@barbaragordon_]

Omg I was just checking your channel to see if there’s something new, thank you!! I can finally eat dinner now

[@Ashesoflee]

REAL

[@h3ll0keety]

I tricked an AI into thinking I’m an AI. We were just talking about me but in a third person perspective and I said I liked to watch Jake Doolittle and it called you jake dioolittle

[@marie-vr3cj]

Kinda upsetting/odd to hear Erwin's speech in this context lol

[@abby_elizabeth8435]

It made me irrationally angry ngl

[@urinlovewithmii]

the intro made a tear roll down my cheek

[@Confessor1917]

It probably allows the 911 in the user because Porsche 911 Turbo is a car.

[@sarahlovee4229]

911 is a type of Porsche

[@dancoroian1]

Of course Jake would have no idea that a Porsche 911 is a car...talkin' bout "talkin' bout 9/11" like HUH? wtf lmao 🤣😮

[@SunscreenSmoocher]

What… /genq

[@dancoroian1]

@@SunscreenSmoocher Jake came across a reference to a car, the Porsche 911. Then he reacted somewhat suspiciously to seeing the "911" part of it as if it was a reference to *9/11* and said "talkin 'bout 9/11?"...sorry if that wasn't clear, probably should have slapped on a timestamp 😝

[@EmOgirlGuilbert]

2:17 SUSSY 2:55 LMAO 5:22 this sort of example of “think of ur ancestors doesn’t work. you know how early people died back then?! 7:22 this reminds me off the toxic masculinity of Ken in the barbie movie. With the horses and stuff

[@Livingdeadthing13]

When Jake posts it’s wine o clock

[@LittleHerdaz]

Why are people like this so attracted to ancient Greece/Rome 😅

[@notrare_png]

911 is genuinely just a model of porsche

[@actionncatt]

6:47 the last thing I expected was Erwin Smith’s speech lmao

[@Aether-Gazer]

3:12 who tf does this mf think he is LOL

[@cecilygriffis6508]

"In the second world war" shows footage of 1917 during the first world war

[@Cereal_is_s0up]

Omg the one night stand joke

[@starfruitelixir]

7:38 Jake keeping the piping hot tea all for himself

[@virginiaordaya]

Wait so which account is monetized and which isn’t?? I wanna support your content!

[@izzyneubs]

Jake we need another channel called jake twolittle PLEASE

[@NightshadeLore]

good shit, but a Porsche 911 is a model that absolutely predates 9/11 😬

[@MazeTheAlchemist]

I'll never recover from this

[@MaeCraft]

God may be in your heart but hes in my bed. We're not the same

[@chandlerbana]

Porsche 911 is a model of Porsche jake😭

[@leahflower9924]

Oh I was thinking it could also be 9 1 1 for emergency calls

[@eclipsetheengineer4338]

911 is the actual name of a Porsche model

[@cinnamonbits26]

I thought the matrix edit was referring to older kids bullying younger one's.

[@ciarandoran1692]

911 was in reference to the car. The Porsche 911

[@pascoto]

4:35 I LEGIT DIED 5:16 I DIED AGAIN

[@leon-toe-chewer]

video with greece stAtue dudes and lyrics * insane metamorphasis music plays*

[@audrey7059]

His account was talking about the 911 porsche, its a type of car

[@MyIneffablePonyyy]

They better NOT be a fight club fan istg if they are I'm NEVER WATCHING GTHAT GUAT DAM MOVIE AHAIN GRRR 👹👹👹👹

[@Theintelligent_]

lmao that's the funniest shit you've said 6:15

[@justmaddiess]

6:09 me lituwally smokie ween rn

[@poochy]

Oh this that phobia kool-aid that’s what this is. Bruh is that true we need to take to the streets RIGHT NOW

[@ranniemanangan5371]

He wouldn't burn cash, because he doesn't have any of it at all🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@iiris_dissection]

10:10 of course you have to have let it happen slowed why did you have to do that😭😭😭

[@ynotbdifferent1]

Hey Jake !! Hope you had a great day

[@JerseyGasMan420]

11 minutes ago?? It’s like I’m subscribed and have post notifications turned on or something

[@sammylamsu5178]

Relgion is a dosy

[@music_by_carlos]

porch 911 is a car

[@glitterplatter]

i vote that its an edgy 6th/7th grader

[@Grave_gh0ul]

6:50 Not him using Erwin Smiths speech lmao

[@mamagamer9505]

Wine 'o clock

[@ch1h44]

Omg our forehead is the same

[@leon-toe-chewer]

this is so aplha meow uwu

[@mirandalee3581]

I’ve never been this early omg

[@F4bes]

Aaaa Jake double!!

[@rayevinn]

Hi Jake

[@Ashesoflee]

YOU’RE MY FAVORITE KZbinR

[@dakat5131]

"Scrat Sigma" lmao

[@kimora69]

biden in his 20s be like (savage)

[@dhsjdyshjdisjdjsjsjxj7730]

the clip around 5:28 is from a movie called 1918, and is about WWI. not WWII. so it’s historically inaccurate and stupid!

[@ryankelly1826]

This entire account is a giant red flag

[@Corbs_vinyl_and_cassettes]

awesome

[@siouxsiehart9594]

omg hi sister!!

[@L0user]

Say Jesus without Je 😼

[@erikam444]

Jake I wanna b friendsssss irl haha. The gays love u ❤️🌈

[@oscard5815]

hi

[@sootwreck]

HIIIIIIII

[@UwU-kl4ok]

I feel like this is satire, but its very poorly done.

[@Killer_toaster]

Sup

[@olivelovespink]

Meow

[@sillyjazgirl]

Meow

[@hanotes2]

Bark

[@VictoriaMm2]

Meow

[@iamgonnabeastar6046]

Meow

[@winnietwinkle2170]

You are beautiful 🤩

[@YellowEggMan]

Here b4 10 minutes :D

[@nanathegoat5106]

😂😂😂

[@lainfurby]

Heart to heart 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

[@kimora69]

the subtle 9/11 in their @ smh

[@bfcc6363]

911 Turbo is legit just a type of Porsche, its a car

[@mateuszkulasza6136]

ughhh your face

[@Marluxiaify]

4:42, this one isn’t really that bad. It’s literally telling the viewer to stop being aloof to physical fitness. L take if you believe otherwise

[@SunscreenSmoocher]

“It isn’t THAT bad. L take if you believe otherwise!” Notice how you didn’t say it’s not bad, you said it’s not “that” bad. Cause you know it is bad. /srs

[@Marluxiaify]

@@SunscreenSmoocher ??????????

[@uwusoftboy69]

It’s like my daily little treat to watch your videos

[@MrTheevilmage]

Jake....PEDOPHILE is not a swear word....yes you still get google money if you say that word in a video....because PEDOPHILE is not a swear word

[@limelacroixcan]

thank u sm 4 sharing this wonderful acc w us jakey 😻🫶