THE SECRET INGREDIENT - 01 - SECRET LIFE

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Smajor1995: / @dangthatsalongname
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Etho: / @ethoslab
BdoubleO100: / @bdoubleo
PearlescentMoon: / @pearlescentmoon
InTheLittleWood: / @martyn
GoodTimeWithScar: / @goodtimeswithscar
impulseSV: / @impulsesv
Tango: / @tangoteklp
ZombieCleo: / @zombiecleo
SolidarityGaming: / @solidaritygaming
Skizzleman: / @mcskizzleman
Geminitay: / @ucubsjvdhcwzd3ztdy1zadcw
Mumbo Jumbo: / @uchfur_nwvsbuozocf_f2...
LDShadowLady: / @ldshadowlady

[@ThatOneSomethingg]

32:29 Cleo: "Hey Bdubs, where's your boyfriend?" Bdubs: "hm, Etho iiiissss" pls cleo i'm still not over last life

[@KENNYUNDERSCORE]

HE SAID IT WITHOUT HESITATION TOO. LIKE HE IMMEDIATELY KNEW.

[@MadeleinFletcher]

@@KENNYUNDERSCORE They are the best friends XD

[@_PTUBE101_]

I wish she said where’s your dad

[@justicehysong6551]

Ya know... it's really awkward when you consider their relationship in limited life..

[@UltraAryan10]

​@@justicehysong6551This series is definitely prequel to limited life lol

[@T0x1cRa1n]

Cleo forcefully moving in with Lizzie is so funny

[@lisahenry20]

I Think Cleo and Scott's tasks were the funniest from this session. Martyn's was funny too but mostly because of how he decided to do his task.

[@_.Chronakhh._]

@@lisahenry20 And skizz's lmaooo. So stalky

[@lolickypeepee23xdd6]

joels plugs had to be number 1 for me, though scotts and mumbos as well im a fan of

[@_.Chronakhh._]

yea that was a good one! And Lizzies poem, whoever thought of this has very good ideas @@lolickypeepee23xdd6

[@fredstar-mw4tl]

@@lolickypeepee23xdd6*fighting creepers* Is now a good time to plug the life series merch?

[@Rosa-yf2pl]

Not bdubs instantly knowing that Cleo asking about his boyfriend means asking about Etho lmao

[@greninjathefrog]

I need the timestamp for this, I heard it but I can't find the moment anymore 😭

[@essa165]

@@greninjathefrog around 32:34

[@greninjathefrog]

@@essa165 Thank you, I had a great laugh all over again LOL

[@silverxpanda5852]

This made me laugh too hard

[@olivebre4170]

Concerning for me since Dbud is their son in the fandom theory timeline 💀

[@iGlowBerries]

Since Cleo said “I’m gonna get married to Etho,” that means Secret Life happened before Limited Life in the Life Series timeline.

[@shanesunil]

The fan theorists are going to go crazy, knowing that Tango was Cleo's ex boyfriend, kind of, and also the enmity of Cleo towards team TIES makes even more sense, seeing that Tango and Cleo broke off, Skizz and Cleo's friendship came to an end here and Etho eventually divorces Cleo and makes Tango, Skizz and Impulse his drinking buddies. Now we need to figure out what is the canonical timeline in these life series now.

[@anggakolim2478]

​@@shanesunilTHE LORE THICKENS

[@danielstrange9794]

Or were they even married before?

[@Rain0T]

it means pretty much nothing about a timeline, people can split up and then get back together again later

[@shanesunil]

@@danielstrange9794 Possibly they were married. That line Cleo said to Tango "Why do we need red wool???" Sounded just like a wife telling her husband we don't need to spend money on these useless items. Also, Tango coming up with names for the island seemed like them coming up with names for their new home or something, with Cleo disagreeing with every choice Tango made. Also, Skizz calling their base "Love Island", and Tango loving that name, and Cleo completely denying it, might imply that there is no longer love in Tango's and Cleo's marriage. Or maybe we are just diving too deep in this.

[@aidanlanz3114]

"Why are you so creepy, Scott?!" "Everyone needs a hobby." 😂😂❤

[@aidanlanz3114]

"Maybe we can be called ✨️The Axis✨️" -Bdubs, 2023

[@TussockyBongo57]

I still don't get why it's bad

[@Copydog2686]

@TussockyBongo57 Did you ever learn about world history between 1939-1945? because you might want to check what the millitary alliances were called, and which incredibly nasty people called themselves the axis.

[@aidanlanz3114]

@TussockyBongo57 The Axis was the name of the Alliance between Germany, Italy, and Imperial Japan in World War II.

[@thenopequeen]

Could they call it the Axiis instead

[@thoregrimm6042]

Just call it xyz, still funny, no negative connotation

[@YamaguchiEtsuko]

Ok, official Etho and Cleo team?? That's gonna be the most intimidating team to people, right??

[@hanazupan2879]

they were so great together when they teamed at the end of last life, i've been hoping for them to team ever since

[@AshSabre]

@@hanazupan2879 They got back for the kids..

[@jdazzani]

Damn, they got marriage counseling

[@thegameplayer125]

if you think about it, we can technically call it a reconciliation considering they acted like a divorced couple in limited life

[@gretagoogames]

well, etho’s washed up

[@tomdaturtle5792]

Skizz saying "bros before h- Cleos" gave me a mini laughing fit!

[@masterpiece1817]

Lost hearts are like battle scars. “I lost my 5th heart from an arrow to the chest. How bout you?” “Pushed off a ledge by a zombie.”

[@spritemon98]

Was it a cleo?

[@loreteller.]

​@@spritemon98That's when the _zombie_ gets "bad mathed"

[@alexlowe2054]

It's funny knowing that Etho was stealing Cleo's bed during the argument at 50:25, then he sighs a big sigh of relief at 51:29 when he finishes his task.

[@rowanrooks]

Honestly, Cleo's edit is the best. They keep all the jokes that are a bit uncomfortable (which are my FAVORITE) which don't make into a lot of the other videos. I appreciate that Cleo's content seems to be targeted for a slightly older audience.

[@minecraftnerd2175]

YES the subtle dirty jokes are honestly the best

[@crissy4445]

​@@minecraftnerd2175And that red dwarf reference!

[@bryndynirving7333]

​@@minecraftnerd2175"I'm cramming things in your box" - Tango

[@samlewis6487]

I don't think any channel is specifically targeted at kids, they just all try to be age-neutral and friendly for anyone

[@samlewis6487]

Okay there are a few people that are definitely for kids but 90% are just age neutral

[@spielesicherung6009]

Cleo going: "Why do we need wool" in the voice of a wife trying to convince her husband to leave the shop for old electonics is hilarious

[@dbseamz]

And then they had the nerve to ask _her_ , the famed arsonist of the series, "what's wrong with a wool base?"

[@juliusroman8616]

That is… oddly specific. And also matches the energy exactly!

[@ChauNyan]

Yeah, Cleo was shipping Etho and Bdubs hard, but from our POV, it was Cleo who was doting on Etho. Wondering where he is, following him, and finally sleeping in the same house.

[@juliusroman8616]

@@ChauNyan I mean, she literally said "I'm gonna get married to Etho right now."

[@nowornicole]

Where is the timestamp?

[@lolli_popples]

I think Bdubs is officially banned from making group names.

[@fongjasper8206]

Man burned the house down while he was cooking

[@bananabrains8102]

I’m loving the drama of this already. Cleo gives her heart to Tango, only to later find out that he’s given his to Joel. Heartbroken and furious, she decides to get back together with her ex-husband. It’s only episode one, this season is gonna be wild

[@Flint_Inferno]

Cleo. Something to consider when building traps for this series: Put some moss or carpet over magma blocks. The damage won't instantly kill but it would at least slowly eat at people's hearts if they don't catch on!

[@tornadey018]

Devious. I condone it

[@SapphireSorceress]

That's so fucking smart

[@flonny1340]

Im commenting so this gets boosted higher 😈

[@derp24lordz]

And if possible, get frost walker boots so you don't sneak over the carpets to avoid suspicion

[@archiebaldbenedict5391]

good one, dude

[@rafora_]

I love how Cleo just FORCED Lizzie to just accept the situation, it was so awkward but very funny. Also Tango and Cleo duo is my new favourite it's so fun to watch them together.

[@Taolan8472]

Cleo is lucky that Lizzie is as kind as she is. I'm pretty sure she hard suspected that Cleo was doing her task.

[@notavegan3]

for the love of everything holy, please re-word that

[@rafora_]

@@notavegan3 sorry I'm not a native speaker. I don't really know what's wrong 😭

[@epicspacetroll1399]

​@@rafora_ah, understandable. In English saying "force oneself on" pertaining to a woman is another way to say, umm... How do I put it without KZbin censoring me? Uh. "Grape" without the "g" her.

[@rafora_]

@@epicspacetroll1399 Omg. Ok I see. Do you know how I can rephrase that?..

[@bumpthemagnificent]

I’m sad you and tango split up, but glad you and dad etho reconciled once the “kids” are out of the house. Lol

[@maurisauceda8388]

Which leads me to believe that it was the kids fault

[@juliusroman8616]

A hundred percent Scars fault.

[@JasonICECarson]

Well, Bdubs IS the favorite child.

[@roenais]

cleo and etho roommates sounds surprisingly chill! a shame love island didnt work out, but their naming choices are......... Something, all right

[@ToLazyToThink0]

But if they merged they could be team sect and form a not a cult.

[@rain596]

I bet they're all going to team up anyway. team ZETS?? team SECT maybe??

[@wingmario95]

At lest they didn't go with the Axis.

[@danielsantos3254]

The children (Scar and Bdubs) moved out of their mother's house, and now the estranged parents are getting back together. :)

[@CardinalRed925]

How funny is it that Cleo is going to live with Etho, when last season Scar and Bdubs considered them "mom" and "dad", and on top of that Etho instantly left to get the milk in Limited Life Episode 1 the moment he was called "dad". It's just hilarious to me because this is exactly one season later, and it's kinda like they got marriage counseling. Does anyone else feel the same about this team-up?

[@noatmealcookie02]

or maybe it's a prequel

[@leedesfleurs]

i'm pretty on board for Team Marriage Counselling

[@x11bug]

I'm noticing that Joe is really rubbing off on Cleo with all of the silly jingles and I'm all for it :D

[@SapphireSorceress]

Joe Mama?

[@wornyt]

​@@SapphireSorceressbruh

[@Matteo_the_Plague_Doctor]

I was like "Joe?" And then I realized, "ah yes...of the Hills Variety. That joe. Wonderful variety of Joe that one is!"

[@PiperInTheInternet]

Absolutely the best variety. Almost as good as the Tek variety of tangos

[@Matteo_the_Plague_Doctor]

@@PiperInTheInternet I don't know if those conversion rates work. There's a lot of Joes in the world, not quite as many Tangos. And the Tek variety really leveled his game up this season on HC. Is Hills the best Joe ever? Idk. But I think it's safe to say Tek is the best Tango. 🤣

[@adababs]

32:29 That Bdubs knew that Cleo was talking about Etho 😂 Perfection. Looking forward to team divorcees!

[@izzyliberty8720]

my second comment of the video, because I have feelings that must be expressed: I have never thought the words "I'm gonna get married to Etho, it'll be fine" would hold such gravitas

[@Rosiewarriorscats]

Uh oh, we’re gonna have another “absent” Etho problem

[@StuffandThings_]

With the thing with Etho being Bdubs' boyfriend, at this rate the whole server will be with Etho

[@dbseamz]

@@StuffandThings_ that line was a bit...weird considering they were father and son last season.

[@Vespertilionid]

​@@dbseamzgame of thrones vibes but worse

[@coyotesvods3841]

@@dbseamz And in Last Life they were married, honestly the father and son bit was the stranger one xD

[@lizz8354]

Ma'am, you can't complain about the team name when last season you were a part of the Clockers.

[@Pengu69420]

Yeah but...the Axis is way more cursed 💀

[@Sweeney541]

Axis Powers is WAY worse! I get why Bdubs thought of it and it would be a fun name - if it wasn't for the historical significance of said name. IYKYK (and if you don't i recomment reading up on WWII)

[@shrider1805]

Worse but hilarious 😂

[@montyshark3993]

Can't really compare them

[@someoneunknown7655]

I don’t think they’re that comparable

[@Xn00bertX]

31:42 thank god there is a teacher in the classroom! cleo saved the whole series from being banned 😂

[@sparta8205]

I love that Bdubs automatically knew you meant Etho when you asked where his boyfriend was. Awesome episode!

[@matchstick33]

memento mori :)

[@sparta8205]

@@matchstick33 what a golden year that was

[@TheDertyFerd]

So, once the kids left the house, mom and dad got back together. I think we all can infer what the problems were.😂

[@Ydubber777]

TRUE LOL

[@craigcampbell195]

Skizz: “We should build a big heart in the sky” Cleo: *Getting Double Life flashbacks of Martyn* Cleo: “Naaaaah, I’m good”

[@izzyliberty8720]

oh thank the universe for Cleo reminding her friends real life history has, in fact, happened xD

[@MagicallyWeird]

Lizzie burning down Cleo's house would be like revenge for Cleo burning down her fairy fort in last life.

[@ibpants]

"Haven't lost a heart yet." Marbles went pretty quickly though.

[@minecraftnerd2175]

😭

[@autoRegenesis]

Genuinely had to hop over to Tango's episode to see if he was genuinely trying to give Cleo a heart or if he was to pretending for a task, lol

[@jdazzani]

If we get a Skizz, Etho, Cleo and Tango team, they could be The SECT!

[@diggoran]

SECT's on Love Island ;)

[@Emaberanger]

@@diggoranthis comment is wonderfully cursed

[@minecraftnerd2175]

​@@diggoran💀

[@LavenderGPCBF]

I was thinking of using the Z in he username and calling them ZEST

[@emcustard]

So is this the prequel to the Clockers or is this the parents getting back together when the kids leave for college?

[@red5_skywalker]

I reckon its a kids at college situation

[@UltraAryan10]

Idk it could be either depending on what you prefer, I like the prequel idea

[@valdirbruxeljunior]

3:32 _"i dont know why i am singing"_ joehills is being a good influence on you, i see

[@firedogslite]

"Im gonna eat your babies" i can already see this in a no context secret life video

[@artro398]

Cleo and Etho on a team? Oh yes. I am 100% here for this. Been hoping for this team-up for ages.

[@rimothytimothy1398]

A series of constant Etho and Cleo sass? Yes please!

[@ye3623]

44:32 The prequel begins! Looking forward to seeing how being on the same team as Etho turns out!

[@swims11torches]

Oh I'm not ready, I'm still riding my "nerdy prudes must die" high, I don't know if I have enough space in my brain to be insane about more than one thing at a time

[@Dedpan41]

Dude same

[@Lavender-vk3kw]

No actually same,

[@clutterbot7279]

I’ve found my people! As soon as this came out I was like “oh no, my obsessed brain needs to draw a fandom crossover with hermits as the npmd characters”

[@aNerdyWhovian]

​@@clutterbot7279That sounds amazing

[@pumkin610]

You have enough brain storage space for at least like three obsessions- probably

[@meepdameep5343]

This gimmick is so incideous... now I have to read all perspectives. Must learn ALL the secrets.

[@seeing8spots]

It's genius. I've never watched a Cleo video before yet here I am because I gotta know the secrets lol

[@connorscorner443]

I've committed myself to watching all the povs 😅

[@hlauterb2011]

Cleo and Lizzie bunking?! This is going to be a FANTASTIC season!!

[@jen_sen8508]

underrated duo

[@__________________________9190]

Lizzie vacated Cleo because her base was ugly 😭

[@AliceLynns0n]

@@__________________________9190ye

[@warpstar757]

What happened last time 5his happened

[@drakebalzer3950]

​@@warpstar757This house is very flammable

[@BelleVanSchijndel]

I choked on my water when Bdubs suggested being The Axis.

[@minecraftnerd2175]

I love mumbo and bdubs being oblivious and Cleo talking sensee into them lol

[@connorscorner443]

I don't get it 😅

[@minecraftnerd2175]

@@connorscorner443 basically in world war 2, there were to groups, the allied powers which were UK France America ect, and the axis powers which were Germany which were the Nazis and Japan and Italy

[@connorscorner443]

@@minecraftnerd2175 oh jeeze. That would be an unfortunate name for them

[@lolli_popples]

Like a good neighbor, Cleo is there.

[@Melody_OrMelo]

Call or click to get a cleo quote today

[@miniciominiciominicio]

29:31 There's been a few times I've laughed out loud already but this - THIS had me tearing up through the laughter. omg

[@Imafish-sy4im]

out of context people are gonna have a good time with this series

[@miniciominiciominicio]

@@Imafish-sy4im I look forward to it and a few Lifers reacting on stream.

[@StuffandThings_]

Day 1 and there's already so many memorable quips oh my god

[@thearthurbot]

5TH SEASON LETS GOO

[@SaignusUnltd]

The return of ClEtho! I'm very much down for this

[@sershepard]

*me, completely out of time to do any animatic, finding all the songs that contains "secret" in it just to be sure* I'm so ready for this season omg

[@judem.2333]

You know this might be the only season the names lines up with the title, 5ecret life!

[@dustonpage1280]

4:32 "I dont know why I'm singing" Maybe it's simply the joehills difference......

[@liaracochran7879]

"We should be called the Axis!" "Maybe not!?!?"

[@captainxemo3804]

The Secret Life of Zombies.

[@zippyribbit3865]

Aww Mum Cleo and Dad Etho are back together, i bet Bdubs and Scar are so happy 🤣

[@angry4rtichoke646]

I am SO here for the singing, loving the new musical series

[@TheDertyFerd]

Love your perspective Cleo. You and Etho could be a devastating combo

[@sagemorrison8228]

Secret Task suggestion: rename a helmet "Life Series contraband" and get sneak it into another player's inventory (get them to pick it up without noticing)

[@DementedMK]

🎶🎶🎵 Last Session You gave tango your heart But the very next day He gave it to Joel 🎵🎵

[@eclogues_]

Not sure why the beginning of this episode is musical theatre but I'm here for it

[@anonbefallen4807]

Hearing a Hermitcraft member talk about boobies? This series is gonna be a fever dream Holy crap, boobies and the Axis in one episode? This is a demonitization extravaganza! The likes of which we'll never see in hermitcraft

[@Rosiewarriorscats]

Oh gosh…..

[@RryhhbfrHhgdHhgd356]

3:37 And baby eating! 😂

[@kingpatatochip3357]

dont forget, dont talk about her shield hole

[@StuffandThings_]

All of it on day 1 too. This series is going to be a soundboard, animation, and clip goldmine, especially since supposedly many of the secrets are supposed to be social based.

[@bigwhumming]

The way Bdubs so proudly announced it lmfao

[@tacitakoe5004]

Cleo: "I'm going to get married to Etho, it will be fine." Me: "I think Limited Life would beg to differ!"

[@Lami-wn6lj]

At what time?

[@rookeealding2803]

Oh, I feel sorry for evil anvil... when they get to this series they'll have to decide whether or not to use all of Cleo's singing lines.

[@superkonijn988]

not even a minute in the session and jimmy already loses half a heart o7

[@valadomi]

"You form the most interesting relationships with people, Cleo" - This is exactly why I love watching you

[@Cluemily]

You CANNOT lead into a new season with cute merch. Pins?! Scarves?! This is targeted marketing! *buys the scarf and pins* This was such a funny start and I am so excited to see how the secret task mechanic develops and the season goes on.

[@ItsMe_Joe601]

I was hyped to see Gem join the series as she’s gonna make for an interesting red name, but now I’m more interested in seeing mom and dad on a team.

[@miniciominiciominicio]

There's a reason I always choose to watch your Life episode first out of anyone else's and it still holds for Secret Life. Cleo you are so f hilarious and you bring it out in other people. Etho had it spot on at 54:08. Thank you for that delicious 56 minute feast. ^^

[@CamronJK]

"I don't want to ask about your nipples but I feel like I'm going to have to at some point if you make statements like that." Wow...

[@Hufflepuff_cookie]

You commenting on that moment might make me laugh harder than when it actually happened, and that's saying something 😂

[@flareisroyalty]

The parents from limited life are together!

[@shaunacall4685]

Cleo and Etho…back together. They are going to be hilarious for as long as it lasts!

[@erinasnow]

Always love the stuff that Cleo keeps in in their videos

[@fogboundparrot]

bdubs: we could be called *AXIS!* cleo: *visible panic*

[@LieutenantRancid]

Hyped for the Etho and Cleo team.

[@kraglynn]

Actually the singing made this most enjoyable episode of the session

[@wolkaiserdrake9946]

its not even Christmas yet and cleo gave him her heart, but tango just gave it away

[@just_some_donkus]

i can't wait to see what cletho gets up to

[@TamTroll]

Cleo really living the "last Christmas, i gave you my heart, the very next day you gave it away" with Tango ain't she? Gave a heart to Tango, then he gave one to Joel instead of returning the favour :P

[@mikehughes4969]

Cleo and Bdubs are a vibe that I'm completely digging.

[@janaki3829]

15:40 There's so much emotion in Cleo's movements here

[@cupofmilkyway]

I was really looking forward to a Cleo Tango alliance! But I'm also glad to see you and Etho together again:D

[@mikeyallen6758]

Suggested name for the Cleo/Etho team: Therapy works

[@Melody_OrMelo]

Thiz iz hilariouz

[@Josh-ut4wv]

Now we have to ask ourselves with Cleo and Etho teaming up is this a prequel to limited life or a sequel?

[@dbseamz]

I hope it's not part of that timeline because Cleo referred to Etho as Bdouble's boyfriend this session.

[@Josh-ut4wv]

@@dbseamz lol

[@selasiovec8581]

Cleo: *starts singing* Me: that's going in the out of context

[@Rosiewarriorscats]

Yep!

[@abanana]

cleo's singing is the best

[@thecatlike2125]

"Creepers of unusual size? I don't think they exist"

[@PizzaMineKing]

Can't have a life series without burning a base down.

[@akosilunel]

😂 it becomes a part of the life series. theres always fire or burning involved 🤣

[@kltbird182]

Mom and dad getting back together 😂

[@softboi1309]

So last season we had divorced Cleo and Etho and now we get married Cleo and Etho. We're going back in time apparently

[@JosephFieldhouse]

"We could be called the Axis" caught me offguard

[@patheticcritter]

I desperately hope the cleo and tango team works out I've been missing them as a duo since 3L we're SO CLOSE to having them again 🙏🙏🙏🙏

[@cupofmilkyway]

Cleo your POV is my favorite!! This series is so full off drama already I love this!!!

[@kltbird182]

OMG THE EVO LOGO I SCREAMED

[@ibrahimali3192]

always re-watch the intro on every pov just to see gem punching cleo, idk why

[@Zablan14]

If we take this to be a prequel to the Limited Life lore then the added layers of drama with the fact that Cleo used to be friendly with Tango and Skizz before moving in with Etho and starting their relationship are amazing.

[@sonny1524]

Cleo being a clutch teammate for Etho from the get-go xD

[@jondw]

Good save on stopping the mounders from calling themselves the axis. They seemed so ready before you stopped them

[@Hufflepuff_cookie]

Every episode I've watched do far has either made me die of laughter, or given me the biggest smile possible. Usually both. This episode was no different!! Im so happy rn.

[@stephensparrow8115]

So nice to see Cleo and Etho patch things up. Scar and BDubs will be so happy to see their “parents” back together. 😂 Also “u” goes in all the words! 🇨🇦

[@felixrowan3740]

38:12 The way Lizzie looks back and forth xD

[@Luke-yd7zi]

Tango, Skizz and Cleo are a dangerous combo. Those jokes are gonna be toeing the line

[@spcgreencolorcode]

Task suggestion: make a secret base directly under and touching a victims house, they cannot be noticed while building the base.

[@lanaharris6338]

Love Island, the Axis, the Heart Foundation… beautiful