Terrible Nic Cage Movies You've Never Seen

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[@bileygr1116]

I'm actually a bit exited for Renfield. Seeing Nic as an actual vampire sounds fun and his design looks cool

[@johnwerner69]

not his first vampire movie though

[@bileygr1116]

@@johnwerner69 He wasn't really a vampire in A Vampire's Kiss though

[@johnwerner69]

@@bileygr1116 haha true! I didn't notice you wrote an actual vampire whoops

[@bileygr1116]

@@johnwerner69 np, I mean, in his mind, Peter was a real vampire. And that's all that matters, doesn't it?

[@mickeymouse7726]

It's Nicolas Cage being a better version of Morbius

[@trouty606]

I have to respect Nic Cage's bizarre spending habits, because he's wasting millions of dollars exactly how I probably would if I had access to a vast amount of wealth with nobody to stop me from doing dumb cool shit like buying dinosaur bones.

[@haleymist09]

Castles and a haunted house? Exactly me.

[@Pipkiablo]

I know if I had money to throw away, I'd probably own my own private dinosaur museum and then throw a bunch of parties for paleontologists to come study them.

[@lindyxyo4254]

I'd probably just open up a Roth IRA so my kids can go to college, but all that does sound pretty sweet, lol.

[@Shinransa]

I was more surprised to see Hayden in a role with Nic Cage than seeing Nic Cage in an obscure bad movie

[@cpt-cheese3489]

I was sure he only had one other role after the prequels apparently not

[@rebel_diamonds]

The best part about Outcast was that apparently Nic's character lost an eye, but instead of an eyepatch he just has one eye closed the whole time in a permanent wink. Also, he has two snakes wrapped around his fists like boxing gloves. Nobody in the movie comments on it. It might just be Nic Cage's pet snakes that he brought on set and nobody dared to tell him to leave them in the trailer.

[@LoveHandle4890]

The fact that this is like the third time that this video has been reuploaded means that KZbin really needs to make improvements.

[@monktheimmortal]

Definitely

[@urstrulynyx]

Finally some one notices

[@androntaps6560]

I thought something was up because I was excited, but then I was like, "Wait..."

[@lunaballuna]

I just saw it and was like "waaaait, didn't I already watch this?". KZbin needs to get their shit together.

[@sharicealexandria1]

I thought I was too high haha

[@digitalhouse6969]

it's not that he's a bad actor, it's becuase he loves acting so much he accepts every role. also he killed it in Mandy 2018, one of the best movies. edit : i would do the same, he has fun acting and making new friends and experiences and getting extra cash on top. he is a legend!

[@dacarly1330]

it's actually because he spends so much money, he has to take anything. I think he bought his own pyramid LOL

[@digitalhouse6969]

@@dacarly1330 hahah well what are money for if not to spend them, he lived life at it's fullest did he not? he is way more happier than most mainstream actors

[@shmillbe3390]

@@digitalhouse6969 he is living life the way I want to

[@tejasgingerbelle87]

Nic lives life with no limitations or inhibitions, absolute balls to the walls! I mean, you can’t take your money with you when you die…so if you have the time and money to blow then why not live every day as if it’s your last. You don’t always have to take life so seriously.

[@JetstrussySam]

@@dacarly1330 yeah he did so if he dies he gets buried in a pyramid The Cage is royalty

[@Aussie_Tom]

Cage is legitimately my favourite actor of all time. Sure, there's better actors, half his movies are awful, but he's always entertaining, regardless of how inconsistent his acting is.

[@rebekahdemoss1448]

Agree 100%. When he hams it up he goes all the way. I can't help but admire his dedication

[@inyrui]

His dedication to his roles is what makes a lot of his performances so good. Especially the movie Adaptation. He should have won the Oscar for that role

[@jus_sanguinis]

Bro, Nicolas Coppola is a legend.

[@vitaminwater9662]

Good for you or something

[@HarryMaddison]

He's great in Bad Lieutenant, such a great movie!

[@logank8044]

The fact that the director of grand isle directed INDIAN HORSE just two years prior is so mind boggling to me. Like he really just made one of the most tragic films about Native American oppression then decided okay time for Nick cage

[@_HJ_K]

I think Elvis didn’t notice this, but in Outcast that Chinese actress who played Prince Zhao’s sister, is the same actress that played Mulan in the 2020 live action version of Mulan, who openly supported police brutality in Hong Kong during the 2019-2020 protests. She first rose to her fame from some stupid Chinese historical soap operas back in 2000s, and she actually got famous in the first place because of her “expressionless acting”, and her Chinese fans thought her bland “performance” made her look “angelic”. Outcast was shot around 2012 and I think this was her first attempt to make herself more international. And gladly and hopefully Mulan’s big flop has made a halt to her “international career.” I apologize if you find my English reads strange here, I’m no native speaker, but I believe you get what I mean.

[@kanyakinanti]

Oh God, I thought I was unintentionally being a d*ck for thinking they both look so much alike. So it is the same person...

[@Maj_Problem]

Hey the Hong Kong protesters had it coming, the Chinese state run media told me so smh

[@angusng4056]

I wish Liu Yifei was in Thor: Love and Thunder instead.

[@bigjuicyfarts]

oh yeah i noticed that too! elvis did a review on mulan so i was kind of surprised that he didn’t notice, but it’s been a while yk lol

[@inyrui]

Wtf! We need to cancel her!

[@bishalsen4]

The fact that i've seen all of them made me realise how jobless i actually am.

[@johnwerner69]

they are pretty fun so i don’t blame you

[@mahmoudgamal8044]

Me too but I think the three movies were watchable for nic cage being weird

[@SurprisinglyDeep]

Admitting you have a problem is the first step in solving it

[@ShadowAssass1n]

6:10 Fun fact, people's teeth in the middle ages weren't as bad as you would think, especially during a time when sugar was really only used by nobles. In fact, they actually had and used pastes and powders to keep their teeth white. They probably weren't perfect per say, but still not as bad as most think

[@ShadowAssass1n]

@@neonicon8500 I mean, you can just look it up yourself. Also sugar mixed with bad dental hygiene is the number one cause of modern tooth decay. But since sugar wasn't readily available to anyone who wasn't wealthy until the 14th century (which marked the end of the Middle ages), I reckon that they probably had better teeth than most people alive today. However that is just what I've heard and read, so I'm not claiming to be an expert on the matter, so believe me or don't, it's your decision

[@flameconvoy7424]

@@neonicon8500 "prove it" lol he doesnt exactly have a time machine, but its a quick google search away to find your answers. Unless you're one of those people who don't trust google, in which case nothing he says will convince you

[@ShadowAssass1n]

@@neonicon8500 I mean that's fine, I don't really care either way. You do you and have a nice day/night

[@SallyBerry9]

@@neonicon8500 We know the people in Medieval times had good teeth due to preserved documentation which is detailed enough that modern dentists even know exactly how they treated things like mouth cancer. We also have people like archaeologists and anthropologists that specialise in dental anthropology that have found and studied thousands of medieval skulls with really good intact teeth.

[@SallyBerry9]

Neonicon blocked me/deleted their comments, but not before KZbin showed me the comment so: Yes, they have found intact medieval skulls. Tonnes of them. I’m from the UK where you can’t even dig up a car park without finding historic bodies that are in good shape. Literally go to a museum, dude. Your education is lacking

[@skunkrat01]

Poor Hayden Christensen. He was so good in life as a house. He deserved more than he got

[@thatguitarguy9157]

I love the genuine nic cage support in these comments he is incredible in every way as an actor

[@shmillbe3390]

Honestly I love when Elvis re-uploads cause his videos I rewatch multiple times anyway and now it just feels like I'm watching it for the first time again

[@neonicon8500]

That's honestly sad on your part

[@rohroh2321]

@@neonicon8500 I've seen you commenting rude things to people on multiple occurrences. Why don't you go and get a life instead?

[@OfentseMwaseFilms]

Nic Cage is the Greatest Actor of All Time!

[@silashurd3597]

Damn right!

[@Stalker86Lex]

that's about it, see ya

[@flamingopower2637]

And the worst actor of all time, at the same time!

[@HauntedOne666]

@@flamingopower2637 gotta cover your bases

[@ItsMeeJon]

Definitely not

[@doomedallweare5014]

his money and debt issues are some kind of a blessing. now he has an excuse just to take any roles and experiment with his acting all he wants

[@taraking3207]

I have seen all these. My roommates and I have a weekly tradition of watching a Nic Cage movie. We've gotten through almost thirty movies. We're going to be watching movies for at least two more years.

[@gigawarman12]

21:15 The thing about depicting characters in the military, the uniforms are not supposed to be accurate lest a studio or actor comes at threat of having legal action taken against them by the corresponding military branch for impersonation

[@gigawarman12]

@@bubbly12ish I'm well aware, but it's well within their authority to sue studios or actors for having accurate military apparel (with the maybe the only real exception is if one or more parties involved with the production is actual veteran)

[@gigawarman12]

@@bubbly12ish it's something they CAN do, I never said it's something they WILL do. I currently am a discharged veteran, and it's been explained to me why there aren't many movies that have 100% accurate uniforms by a Sergeant Major, unless you want to infer that one of the highest ranking officers is a complete liar.

[@robertotubil6896]

You know its good when Johnny Blaze, Anakin, and Mulan are together in one movie.

[@TerrenceNowicki]

The Terrible Movie Cinematic Universe.

[@TerrenceNowicki]

Nicholas Cage will return in Left Behind: Endgame.

[@moneyj29]

@@TerrenceNowicki the prequels aren't terrible

[@TerrenceNowicki]

@@moneyj29 Yes they are.

[@moneyj29]

@@TerrenceNowicki No they aren't

[@BloodClover14]

I'm kinda surprised that Elvis has never covered The Human Centipede. It's disturbing enough to be on his channel. He should definitely cover it. :)

[@DetectiveJones]

What's odd about him is that he's in these terrible movies, but I have yet to seem him act poorly. You'll see movies like the Wicker man or that weird ass FNAF rip off movie recently, and he must know they'll suck but it never feels phoned in, I feel like he's always really giving it in each movie, so while I love laughing at these awful movies, I do honestly respect his skill and dedication.

[@Ukraineaissance2014]

I hope this is sarcasm, hes frigging awful

[@jimmyjon9970]

​@@Ukraineaissance2014I hope you're smarter than you seem. Because you're obviously not a film critic. So please, enlighten us on how his acting is bad to you

[@tejasgingerbelle87]

I was so upset when the original upload for this vid got taken down. I’ve asked in the comments numerous times for Elvis to review Grand Isle since probably 2019-2020 after I watched it on HULU. My husband and I watched it one night and as horribly bad as it was we couldn’t stop watching, we couldn’t bring ourselves to look away. It was like a train wreck that you can’t look away from, totally mesmerized by the utter insanity of it all. Thanks, Elvis, for finally making my request come true! I would love to see you do a ranking of all of Nicholas Cage’s movies!! He’s so captivating with the extra spice of oddity he brings to all of his roles, both the good ones and the stinkers.

[@ThaBotmon]

Why was the original upload deleted?

[@bobthetutle9974]

@@ThaBotmon I pretty sure he took it down bc the original videos audio was extremely out of sync

[@tejasgingerbelle87]

@@bobthetutle9974 Oh really? I just assumed KZbin was being KZbin, flagging vids like they always do for whatever reason, such as copyright or cursing or whatever BS they consider against TOS

[@hubertrozalski7070]

That "silly mohawk haircut" is actually a typical haircut of Poles since early medieval times; German monks were surprised seeing Polish men having only moustaches and very short hair, in contrary to Germans, who had long hair and usually beards.

[@maxstone6953]

Fun Fact : A bad Nicholas Cage movie is still more fun then most academy award best picture winners

[@fritz6810]

That you Elvis for getting this back up your work deserves more recognition ❤

[@ThaBotmon]

What happened to the original upload? Why was it deleted?

[@KazzKobb]

@@ThaBotmon previous version had audio issues

[@ThaBotmon]

@@KazzKobb Ah I see, thanks!

[@cynical_americano_redux]

thought i was going insane, was sure i had already seen this lol

[@MarcosValcuende]

It's a shame that both Nick and Hayden (yeah, I also think he's very talented. Come at me, Internet) had to star in so many garbage to keep their careers.

[@officialtigerfish7633]

He was fantastic in Higher Ground, IMO.

[@MarcosValcuende]

@@officialtigerfish7633 Yeah, though I don't know where to find it nowadays.

[@gronizherz3603]

nic doesn't need anything to keep his career, he can do whatever he wants clearly. he does fun movies he wants to do himself.

[@Ricekrispy10]

@@officialtigerfish7633 Bruh, Hayden actually starred in a show called Higher Ground before he moved on to Star Wars? 🥹

[@MarcosValcuende]

@@Ricekrispy10 He did. He would have really needed it in Episode III.

[@75jpt]

As a Brazilian, i'm very happy that Elvis used the "Nazaré confusa" meme

[@matthewcirello8259]

I’m on a Nic Cage completion quest and I have to say, I’m scraping the bottom of the barrel at this point and watched all 3 of these in the span of a month. Not my proudest moment but I keep hoping for a diamond in the rough of the last 20 or so I have left.

[@nitrocharge2404]

This channel is the best catalogue for Nick Cage movies to go and watch in existence

[@eel5618]

Now we need the sequel: 3 Great Nicolas Cage Movies You Never Seen

[@ember_Matic]

Let’s be real, if we were as famous as Nicholas cage we would all be doing the same shit he’s doing right now

[@jordanfelt5978]

"What are you afraid the boxes of Christmas lights are going to escape"? Is a genuinely hilarious line.... The Christmas LIGHTS, they're ESCAPING, we GOTTA stop 'em before they cause a LOTTA damage!

[@davepowers3194]

Even his bad movies are fun, he’s just so entertaining to watch lol

[@ihavecoookies]

My friend and I were on a 16 hour bus ride and Army of One played at 11pm on the in-ride TV without sound. We watched the whole thing thinking that one day we'd watch it again with sound and actually understand what it was about. We did but, we still didn't understand

[@Brandon_Johnson04]

The Skyrim cutaway was epic. Don’t know how many times I’ve woken up in the back of that cart lol.

[@TeQuilloni]

It's sad to see that Elvis has to re upload do much when you know he puts lots of time and effort into his videos. Ima watch this again fully even though I've seen this one already. KZbin been doing lots of people dirty lately especially

[@Lost_In_Neverwhere]

Can't wait for Elvis to talk about Renfield when it comes out!

[@visassess8607]

Elvis was the first person I thought of when I saw that trailer

[@mickeymouse7726]

The logo for renfield looks just like the logo for Morbius

[@winchesterisms]

nic cage as dracula in renfield could be such a power play because of the tone of the movie.

[@colbycoles6983]

I've never heard the term "Gary Stu" until today, and I love it

[@sooza6198]

Kinda unbelievable that Elvis still hasn't reviewed The Unbearable Weight Of Massive Talent...

[@lizard8694]

I think it's because that movie is pretty damn good tbh

[@nakolanasuki]

@@lizard8694 well, Mandy, Pig and Colour out of space are also good movies so i guess he MUST do it. The Cage imo should be reviews of all Nick's movies definitely.

[@devilbob]

This is the B-type movie for the non-fans, and an instant S-type for the true Cage army (with some good meta-jokes and acting from both Nick and Pedro)

[@lizard8694]

@@nakolanasuki understandable, haven't seen those movies yet tbh

[@DumbKneeGrows]

@@devilbobPedro isn’t that great

[@LoveHandle4890]

Nicolas Cage will never cease to be awesome.

[@diamond_stardust]

To think that I've already seen Grand Isle before Elvis💀

[@furonguy42]

"Fancy tells him its just storage. What, are you afraid the boxes of Christmas lights are going to escape?", well, who knows? Maybe they've got a Killing Tree down there! XD

[@faisalrizvi2876]

As a Pakistani man, Nick Cage is the first Hollywood actor whose name I remembered as a child.

[@jaydenkim660]

Here's a list of Nicolas cage movies you have to do "The Wicker Man", "Face/Off", "The National Treasure Movies", "Deadfall", "Bad Lieutenant Port of Cold New Orleans", "Cruisin Arizona" and "Matchstick Men"

[@Im_actually_in_love_with_Jesus]

Do you mean raising Arizona?, also needs to do Joe (underrated masterpiece)

[@mickeymouse7726]

Also drive angry

[@gebs123]

I had to check my movie collection. It's called "Bad Lieutenant Port of Call New Orleans". It's got the great line "Shoot him again. His soul is still dancin'."

[@DeadPressed4444]

Pretty cool to see Elvis acknowledges the "Gary Stu" trope, most people are just focused on the other one

[@chrisstephens2107]

I don't think Nick Cage get enough credit for how funny he was in Raising Arizona. I believe it was one one of his best films. Thanks for the video.

[@docwho2828]

I agree! I'm not a big Cage Fan, but in Raising Arizona and Birdie he was pretty good.

[@icetide9411]

I feel like Nic Cage just gets sent a random request to be in a movie and he just thinks "Eh I'm bored, sure let's make a movie."

[@simplyresharkable]

The nostalgia nuke you dropped on me playing Nerevar Rising during the first movie review. I was not ready. Skywind needs to happen.

[@angelvasquez1592]

Do all the underworld movies next

[@lotrgirl275]

I start to appreciate Nic's roles the older he gets much more than Samuel L. Jackson's cashgrabs! Seriously, do Snakes on a Plane 2 already! 😁

[@lax9586]

I was wondering where this video went to. I am glad you reuploaded it.

[@Idengard]

Fun fact: back in the medieval times, they actually had pretty good teeth, or at least way better than one might expect, bc they had no refined sugar. That’s backed by archeology.

[@guccigamer5907]

we should start a GoFundMe for Cage to watch some of his bad movies with Elvis and maybe share some behind the scenes info

[@tdw1127]

I love the moment when Nick Cage says ,,It’s Nick Cagin’ Time” then Nick Cages all over Elvis The Alien. Sends chills down my spine.

[@EroSennin404]

Sounds like something Nic Cage would say ...before Nic Caging all over something ...

[@haleymist09]

It's really the best way to describe Nic's acting

[@beefjerky8889]

Army of One is legit one of my favourite films. I’m not saying it’s critically a good film. But it is fantastic and truly unique experience

[@WillPaskee]

I've seen Outcast purely for the fact that I was looking for the horror show, which is absolutely amazing btw

[@ravenheitz]

Nic genuinely enjoys acting which means I genuinely enjoy everything he's in, even if it's terrible 🤷‍♀️

[@romatic]

“Buys a bunch of dumb shit” proceeds to show the worlds coolest stuff

[@adrianrabago1]

Maybe the thing with the uniform is that it’s shown in the movie that Walter can be misleading and a liar (about his wife’s illness) maybe he was never a marine hence the inaccurate uniform?

[@SomeOrdinaryJanitor]

Nicolas Cage does what a lot of us probably dreamed about doing when we were kids. Buys an Island. Expensive, and Exotic cars and art. fuckin' castles, a pyramid, honestly i have nothing but respect for the grind

[@DumbKneeGrows]

And Asian wife😂

[@MrRobeStern64]

I hope Elvis does The unbearable weight of massive talent

[@itzlazzers]

I think I'm having a bad case of deja vu here.

[@thehellfiredemabat7461]

Nic sure has starred in some of the weirdest fuckin movies ever and another weird that Nic isn’t in is The Blob (1988)

[@vizthex]

you should've labelled each movie with chapters.

[@LoveHandle4890]

Nick Cage can make any film great. That’s his power for you.

[@Wandergirl108]

I was waiting for this to come back up! I loved this video and got so exasperated when it got taken down…I hope the fact that the reupload took a few days means it will absolutely stay up now. Cheers!

[@liamdude5722]

Honestly, the clips you showed from Army of One kind of makes me want to see it

[@GhoulishGage]

I actually liked Grand Isle quite a bit when I watched it. I wasn’t expecting much other some great Cage moments, but I liked it!

[@yabbadabbadoer]

I'm glad I get to watch this masterpiece one more time

[@mr.unfunny329]

Thank you for reuploading, there was a huge audio funk with the original upload

[@jazzten2558]

This editing.. is beautiful 😂🤣 synced perfectly on que 🔥💯

[@steampunkfox4932]

Is this to fix the audio issues of the original version of the video?

[@jillisababcox2713]

Oh yay I love a good nick cage movie review! Made my awful day better . I saw a commercial for a new movie where he’s a vampire it looks goofy as heck .

[@kathleent4291]

I’m so glad you review these movies I might have watched out of morbid curiosity! You are saving people a lot of time and heartache!

[@zolarwaka8576]

“Army of One” is a fun watch!

[@Outlaw_2000]

I just love these videos, they're always entertain me and make me laugh ♥️🙏🏻

[@EpicGhostShadow]

Nick cage bought a house in the town next to mine and he owned it for years without visiting it before selling it

[@wrongpath5300]

11:42 "In my defense it was november" got me

[@PogoDarnexx]

Can't tell how excited I got when I saw a new Nic Cage Video from you! :D

[@Mario_Angel_Medina]

If I had a penny for every time Nicolas Cage played a jaded Crusade knight in a bargain bin movie, I'll have two pennies... wich ain't much but it's weird that it happened two times

[@TealAstronaut]

Would be rad if Ayylien clothing made a shirt with Nic Cages face on it but like him morphed into a monster (I know they got the Mandy tee)

[@Cecrophia]

I need to watch these movies now. Thanks Elvis!

[@Chrissycolelive]

I’m so glad he reuploaded this I miss it last time!!!

[@Tiqze]

The new Nic Cage movie is a treat

[@SkSyrup5]

Wasn’t the audio from the last upload of this video not synced properly? I’m so glad he fixed it it was awful trying to watch this video, love Elvis sm❤️ he a goat 🐐

[@torvasdh]

The elder scrolls music at the start made me want to start another Skyrim playthrough lmao

[@justafox5356]

WATCH DRIVE ANGRY! It’s one of my favorite lesser known Cage flicks.

[@MrsPinkyChiChi]

Nic called. He said, “why isn’t everybody as obsessed with me?” Thank you very much. Edit-side note, my chihuahua has personally met Nic but I have not. Thinking of making a tshirt about it. True story. Somebody tell Nic I named the dog Cage 12 years later. Still kicking.

[@alexamderhamiltom5238]

this quote is interesting, if just i understand what it mean

[@JustTooDamnHonest]

Nic Cage has had some good films in his long career. But he has also had a metric ton of dumpster fires as well. Also Elvis. WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO DO A REVIEW ON THE UNBEARABLE WEIGHT OF MASSIVE TALENT FILM?!!!!!!!!!!

[@yoyyoy6376]

Reupload? I feel like I saw this a few days ago, but I'll still watch again

[@wesleyackerman8211]

I'm one of the people who saw Army of One in the theater! The reason is that my dad is a huge fan of Cage and like you he wanted to see every film he was in. Sadly my dad passed away recently and he never got to see Mandy, Pig, or, Unbearable Weight.

[@Astartes-6969]

If it has Niko Cage in it, it's a 1000/10

[@newtonianromance]

Nic Cage is the best. He has become the king of B grade movies and this is by no means meant as an insult. I think its great he performs in these lower budget movies and also gives it his all, rather than just phoning in the performance like so many.

[@Pensive_Scarlet]

I was surprised to see Bangkok Dangerous listed amongst the low ratings. I thought I'd heard about it being pretty decent, maybe I'm just remembering wrong. Any opinions?

[@genericrandomness3455]

The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent...watch it Elvis.

[@natebardwell]

Did they really demonitize this and making you reupload this over the new policy changes? This platform is really going to shit.

[@belamorkanal]

Nicholas Cage is such a peculiar little creature

[@evanderschwartz8150]

Dude that Dress Uniform 💀💀😂😂 PV2 Specialist… he’s definitely special 😂😂

[@rielzero]

One day I hope we will see a collab video were Nicholas Cage replaces the cardboard cutout's pretending he's a cardboard cutout. While Elvis just reviews another movie without acknowledging it the entire video.