TERRIBLE PRISON FOODS W/ SHAYNE!

[@emiko2425]

"I can protect you guys." "From what?" "...From me."

[@kingkimbo7638]

Ignore the fact that liked a comment from like 2 years ago-

[@madman9565]

No.

[@CricketTheHivewing]

Kimbo Yeet same, I’m just rewatching some old smosh cuz memories

[@kingkimbo7638]

@@CricketTheHivewing Same, -v-

[@alymetz2020]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@hastapocalypse9731]

Noah: Literally reads the words "boiling water." Also Noah: Touches water, burning self, before saying semi-calmly "ouch."

[@yuyu8478]

True

[@chestercauseilikechessigue8672]

True

[@justsomerandomperson933]

True

[@Someone-gn4st]

True

[@Doom-xe6ko]

Im not saying true or false i say YES

[@jadenshilongkungfuhoyea4541]

I like how every time Courtney walks in it plays that police sound even though she’s just walking in to eat cheese whiz

[@Sharye2001]

big black boy I love it 😂 also do you know the name of that sound? I’ve been trying to find it since I first watched this Edit: Nvm I found it 😂

[@randommediatamil2617]

@lasharyewhitworth link?

[@douglashay8626]

I love how no one paid attention to Olivia saying she chopped her husband's legs off.

[@jksbananamilk]

Demon 117 ikr 😂

[@optimusdime3735]

Demon 117 that's weird lol

[@noodlethedog4297]

Demon 117 ikr

[@imweird2983]

I did

[@constellious]

when

[@lulim99]

I feel like every interaction between Olivia and Shayne it's just hilarious 😂😂

[@jessehorsey5320]

Lucia Moscoso Brotp 4 life

[@destinyascension2864]

"Hi! Alabama State Penitentiary? You're my favorite pizza place!"

[@matthewbowman1246]

Funniest comment

[@jacquelin9071]

I've watched this so many times I wish they continued put it in my mouth and seriously stupid sleepover

[@shannagoodlow4768]

- Toasty - sAmE and ikr

[@ComatoseRat]

- Toasty - and smosh lab

[@DryBones271]

I guess they ran there course.....

[@mae9507]

They said they enjoyed it and loved it but they wanted to move on with new ideas. This was during Defy so I’m not sure if this was Noah’s idea or not. When they moved on to mythical they were allowed to become more creative. Example: Smosh Lab which was run of Shayne. It was not his idea at all. He wasn’t actually a fan of it but being an employee and not wanting to pass it down he did it. Eat or it yeet it was actually his idea. This went away from Put it in my mouth but it gives you an idea I hope.

[@evilal20]

Facts

[@cassianshanahan2386]

dude even prison food is better than my school lunches

[@liveyflower1112]

Lol for real doe

[@tacticalcupcake5104]

They do make the food concoctions like this though. You don't have utentils or microwaves. So you use hot water and bags to hold the heat in and cook it. Then you mix everything in the bag. And you really do use towels to hold the heat in. And some of the stuff you make like top ramen burritos are actually really good. It's way better than the stuff they serve you. So people that have money buy this and make top ramen burritos and they are actually pretty good.

[@tatatreasure8222]

Omg same

[@santicarnevali9387]

Cassian Shanahan so true . You speak for evrey one

[@maddykomtrikru]

So true

[@chemicalfox8072]

when the other prisoners ask Noah why he is there he responds "i asked to go to prison

[@jackorobertson7597]

I would ask to go to prison if she was my guard.

[@braidij7598]

Other prisoner: what you in here for? Noah: the food

[@lisareyescarrillo7479]

I love how Olivia is just trying to kill everyone so she can get permission to protect someone 😂

[@jasonbelleza6234]

lisa reyes carrillo Sometimes you have to hurt others in order to keep someone protected. #DEEP😦

[@abyssoffortitude]

lol!!! it was hilarious. title of this video should be: *if I can't protect you, no one can*

[@lisareyescarrillo7479]

J Belle too true 😆

[@limderf3532]

lisa reyes carrillo bitch I ain't got no time to read *looks at the comments* a guy says 'the fuck u doing m8 I'll vomit on you sun of a bitch

[@limderf3532]

lisa reyes carrillo I ment son of a bitch XD

[@Co_mill]

This episode makes me excited for the new season of OITNB

[@adonistv15cantu]

Yes, Officer

[@monicarodriguez1192]

Courtney Miller lol 😂 FR though!!!!!

[@florisdenhertog1821]

Courtney Miller this episode made me excited for you in a police serie

[@Mo_onie]

Courtney Miller i love you

[@444blackwidows]

Kristina Nunley no

[@nirjashah9630]

12:50 Shayne : "Oh My God" Olivia : *DEATH STARE*

[@sophiaquiroz1880]

I used to look at shayne and I always thought that he looked familiar and I just remembered seeing him in so random when I was 8

[@저는사과예요]

sophia Quiroz omg I JUST REALIZED THATS WHERE I KNEW HIM FROM

[@Giovfunny]

Yeah he is an actor He was in 4 movies and other shows

[@cheyenne590]

Frengky Giovany what are they?

[@franklinadrienne1]

Cheyenne Ellis a cameo on the goldbergs

[@plussytrivia9478]

He was in ICarly

[@EricRatcliffeNewcomicday]

How the hell did Olivia not break at all during that? The improv this episode was so good.

[@eggs8021]

Eric Ratcliffe You can see her kinda laughing a bunch

[@sukit1185]

Eric Ratcliffe what improv? That was her real personality

[@franny-pack]

I can’t believe this was 4 years ago. I loved this series so much. This is my favorite episode.

[@harryhealey4298]

It really doesn’t feel like 4 years. I can remember getting the notification for this episode and crying from laughter.

[@JohnsonBonson]

almost feels like 6 years now

[@Marinaguill]

Olivia taking Shayne as her hostage was the best xD

[@travistakamori1989]

Danielle Galdy I would hope by now that you don't have to define "BAMF," however, there are some stupid people on the Internet!!!

[@Marinaguill]

Travis Takamori I must Say that for people from non-English speaking countries (like me) knowing all those aconyms is a chaos. It's so helpful for us that people explain them (not all of them of course, but the weird ones). and we're not stupid for not knowing that

[@danicarli8412]

Marina Guillén There are people I know who are still trying to figure out internet acronyms so yes I do put The meanings so people may learn and/or keep up. It took me a while to figure some acronyms out

[@Marinaguill]

Danielle Galdy Yes. And I appreciate it!

[@danicarli8412]

Marina Guillén you are welcome!

[@adonistv15cantu]

If I'm gonna share a cell with someone I would want it to be Shayne

[@soroosh2359]

adonistv15cantu Shayne should just be in every episode of every show... like actually.

[@bryandiaz-ximello9068]

Soroosh A I think Shane was in Sam and cat as a young magician

[@C.C07]

Bryan Diaz yeah he was!!

[@Karjuism]

So you'd hit that ass as well?.. oh i mean what ?

[@zaylawrld]

O.o lol

[@akihayakawaliker]

This was my comfort show for a while when I was younger and rewatching it now is wild. I can’t believe it’s been over five years

[@bozotheclown9973]

"It also feels like my husbands legs...which I chopped off..." Wtf did anyone else catch that?!?

[@Hi-eh9zs]

Bozo The Clown I did

[@sarahmorris4575]

Yes

[@kariemueller6062]

Bozo The Clown I didn’t mean to comment the same thing as you

[@abbysfiIms]

To shayne and Noah it is normal

[@rojotheperson2033]

Yes it's easy to catch legs

[@sweatboy2840]

9:40 Noah got scared of the cheese wiz

[@bernadettebrytan3830]

Bloons TD Central CHEESE WIZ

[@dxyeart7318]

No he just didn't want much of it on his food, so he moved away quickly so there wouldn't be a lot of cheese on it

[@bernadettebrytan3830]

@Emerald Storm I honestly don't remember commenting that, probably was at 3am what was this about?

[@flourfacegerard1019]

Ryan Ross--no but I got cheese whiz

[@carbonravin2404]

You know , Courtney freakin miller would have been hilarious for this

[@thugpopsiclegames.9611]

it seems like just yesterday Noah ate heart for his birthday.

[@thugpopsiclegames.9611]

TigerCat Animations. I'm referring to last year's episode on his birthday.

[@Co_mill]

Thug popsicle games. AWWW 😩😩

[@thugpopsiclegames.9611]

Courtney Miller I still remember it. I actually watched after this episode.

[@CA1TE]

And let's not forget the Sohinki kiss 😂

[@thugpopsiclegames.9611]

Yes lol that was soon funny. Sohinki's face after was hilarious😂😂😂😂

[@Zezarc010203]

Has anyone noticed Noah's mouth looks like Jack Nicholson's joker when he laughs?

[@kallis2557]

Cesar Andrade From the start when I first ever saw Noah laugh I have always thought of that

[@Zezarc010203]

Gingerbread man lol

[@LINKKART8]

Cesar Andrade A LOT OF THESE KIDS DON'T KNOW JACK NICHOLSON

[@Zezarc010203]

LINKART SMOKE true

[@SeaBagel228]

LINKART SMOKE I know Jack Nicholson

[@arianaibarra4996]

The fact that Olivia has a straight face the whole time makes this so much better

[@kiablependous]

NOAH: You might have guessed by the garb but we're eating prison food ME: or by the title

[@NotFlappy12]

funny and relatable xd

[@gh0std3lta84]

Courtney could arrest me anyday

[@wadeyparkey]

GH0STD3LTA same

[@kadekoster3373]

GH0STD3LTA I would love that 😋

[@Co_mill]

GH0STD3LTA ok u gotta break the law first

[@thijskoster9263]

Jup

[@jonettobias3387]

Courtney Miller the law isn't the only thing I'll be breaking. ;) jk

[@cairomorgan8783]

Why is Shanýe here, not Courtney Freakin Miller?

[@blackmars2811]

She wasn’t born yet I think

[@billcosby7767]

raizen Araos Are you a 1 year old?

[@tacomania7954]

raizen Araos r/whooosh

[@dsly4425]

Budget Monkey 22 Courtney Freakin Miller appeared in earlier episodes of this series. But I never really thought about it until someone mentioned it

[@dancingdino9958]

ALJAY CASTRO have you never heard anyone call him shanye? Not saying they are right,but they might just be joking.

[@alexheadley762]

How is it that prison food tastes better than my school lunch? We clearly need to double check out priorities

[@Paigediehl]

Alex Headley school lunch is nasty

[@sybl2942]

Alex Headley I think these are just american things

[@thespacedwarf6202]

just bring lunch unless ur not allowed

[@Jenna-rg5uf]

Actually, prison food is more nutritious than school lunches and you have more free time outdoors in jails than in schools.

[@leosvard5883]

Alex Headley i live in Sweden and peew What it taste bad we are falukorv today and im sick..... Nothing more to say acctuly

[@koreboredom4302]

8:54 I swear to god I called her saying that she'd chop off her husbands leg.

[@noctvrnskies5757]

basically he said that she would say that then she did

[@Velerra]

I WILL REIGN she did

[@trueapeman4192]

Yes she did

[@luckypvp8838]

I WILL REIGN yeah i heard it

[@dmanzextra5574]

I WILL REIGN uhhhh

[@yuyu8478]

No one: Absolutely no one: Not a single soul: Editors when Courtney comes in: bum BUM *BUM*

[@dylangabriel910]

Plot twist, Olivia is just the prison sex ed teacher offering protection

[@Bendizzzzle]

I want another episode with all 5 squad members like thanksgiving!! Love you guys!!

[@nathangordon1273]

Courtney, you can arrest me any time 😂😂😂

[@jasonbelleza6234]

Who else remembers when the people at Starbucks accidentally wrote "Shank" instead of "Shayne"?

[@lexusdiamond1925]

What video? Because I have not seen it

[@giogio3457]

J Belle yea

[@mariesahodgins7109]

J Belle what video?

[@CA1TE]

Dude yes! Bahaha it's funny bc I was literally about to post "Shank Topp" before, omg I remember wait could it have been the BTS for every Starbucks ever?

[@dxrkz852]

J Belle W

[@jellsxoxo]

No one: Noah: This is REAL food!

[@Metaldetectormannn]

“That’s damn RIGHT ya sir” good job Courtney 😂

[@uhhcharisse]

I love Olivia! A lot of people might find her annoying, but I love her weirdness! I mean, everyone's entitled to their own opinion, of course ❤

[@abyssoffortitude]

samesameSAME!!

[@Gender_Ascender]

God, when she's on it with her own brand of strangeness, it works so well to contrast what everyone else does, and it's beautiful. Sometimes, it doesn't work, but hey, I love her all the same too.

[@namelesscrow2069]

Make Noah eat school food. I can practically taste the tin can my swamy broccoli came from.

[@namelesscrow2069]

By the way I actually like broccoli, just not if it's from school

[@beje2125]

When I was five I called ramen noodles "Roman noodles" 😂

[@DaneToTheBone]

Roman noodles is called "spaghetti" 😁

[@dbone3356]

5 words... Marry me officer food girl! ;)

[@Natecivic92]

Tim Brown why are you her

[@BrianGriffinASMR]

Tim Brown Your mine, I mean your soul because Courtney does not deserve a soul like this ya perv

[@Spikehead05]

I don't think anyone is nearly good enough for Courtney

[@WingRocka]

Is it wrong to say I love Courtney appearing in these Smosh videos? I think she is my favorite female Smosh member so far... Oh, and Lasercorn is my favorite male Smosh member, BTW.

[@WingRocka]

Also, first PIIMM that has a whole 1 rating. Amazing. #triple1rating

[@LeoLikesLamb]

I think my fave smosh male member is lasercorn or Wes ...maybe sohinki

[@sugartr33]

Wingster The Lasercorn and Mari lol

[@sugartr33]

Then sohinki and Olivia so yea then it's Joven and Courtney followed by Anthony Joven Wes Flitz Ian and Keith lol (Sorry Keith)

[@awesomenesssssss6228]

Wingster The same

[@sillowette8854]

"Also it feels like my husband's legs... that I chopped off..." -Olivia Sui 2017

[@nevaehrodriguez3106]

I wish they wouldn't of ended this

[@danicarli8412]

"You're a white male, you can commit any crime"- Olivia Sui, 2017 I love the Smosh Squad! And I hope Courtney was prepared for the comments to follow as a cop :D

[@ryanschrillacomedy]

Everybody loves raymond reference. Golden...

[@elaines5724]

Olivia is so crazy, i love it.

[@DrizzyDPope]

The best part of this video is Courtney in a cop suit

[@aishasaleh3836]

12:50 Lmaoooo his reaction when Olivia came back

[@JaxYouUp]

😂 Olivia's Social Commentary 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

[@ihaveasugarush7027]

This isn't prison food. This is the food someone make when they are high in the middle of the night.

[@mothman3890]

My Comments Are Sarcasm yeah especially the "cake"

[@orangeblossm]

Noah is the most adorable human ever

[@sam.likes.donutz4583]

It's funny how when noah eats real food it's gross but when he eats prison food it's delicious

[@yuxie3048]

Please have Lasercorn again. Him and Noah have amazing synergy.

[@JM-fv1kt]

@ 8:07 how do they know how to do this? Shaynes crazyass... "Ah trial and error" yo I almost died....😂😂😂😂

[@goofygabtube2397]

I feel very bad for Olivia, she's getting so much criticism on the show. I am a fan of Olivia and I think she's awesome :))

[@wetrice2397]

Gwyneth Gabriella im chinese shes chinese so i respect her

[@DaniellKlovely]

Gwyneth Gabriella She's just bad at Improv Comedy unlike Shayne. He is good at doing funny bits.

[@DaniellKlovely]

Gwyneth Gabriella She's just bad at Improv Comedy unlike Shayne. He is good at doing funny bits.

[@johnamyrherrera332]

I like Olivia I think she's funny

[@franzkafkayaoi]

GoofyGab Tube Olivia is great

[@jovanieanzures70]

if all prison food are that good im gonna go to jail

[@CurryMDM]

Jovanie Anzures jail and prison are different things

[@Wtfisahandle01]

Yeah lol you ain't got food in jail but in prison, you do

[@Veronicz]

Well, you would have to make it yourself.

[@peterhernandez8444]

Y'all dumb af prison food is literally not real food and bought in bulk. The eggs tasted like throw up the chocolate pudding tasted like water and the "ham" tasted like burnt rubber

[@evilal20]

As someone that been in jail, I imagine prison is *nothing* close to that... I was fed legit food, like blueberry cornbread for breakfast, spaghettios for lunch, and beef stew for dinner. Maybe its cause I grew up eating in country, but that was damn good

[@raiku817]

I like how the clock in the background is frozen at 4:20

[@GodBear97]

I love how this entire video is just Shayne and Noah going "How on earth is this so good?"

[@marghanfreeman5194]

0:46 "knows how to hold his mud" IS THAT A SUITS REFERENCE????

[@nebriis_4802]

I love how prisoner food is better than most things they’ve eaten 😂

[@joie3245]

I live for Olivia's social commentary

[@imxtinctwrld]

Courtney looked cute in the police outfit

[@abbagailperkins6830]

I loved Shayne’s intro! It was so funny!!😂😂 0:48

[@isa_s3g264]

I just love how every time Courtney came they played the cop music 😂

[@raveoli1898]

It feels like my husband’s leg... that I chopped off

[@mirte5798]

7:34 the bag is yellow 8:48 the bag is red 🤣🤣

[@josebaldon1945]

YOU SHOULDVE MADE PRISON WINE

[@Co_mill]

Jose Baldon YEAH LOL

[@xenoxslime194]

You're so cute!! 😍 Please reply!! :)

[@AndreaCasselbrants]

Omfg this video is like just what I've been waiting for!!

[@ohhi5752]

When ever shayne or noah say something like “this is really good!” Everyone else walks in with forks it’s hilarious

[@MasterCharlie104]

Is it weird to say Courtney looks pretty hot in that police uniform?

[@ari_lapis9815]

MasterCharlie104 (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@Dana-wo1vc]

MasterCharlie104 no she looks amazing

[@jonathanabramo1485]

Please have Shayne on more!!! He's so funny!!!

[@ignisnature3555]

Olivia you are a blessing

[@CottagecoreGoblin]

Honestly, my favourite part was Olivia offering protection from herself and officer food girl.

[@nogamenolife1901]

Please bring Alex Wassabi and try Filipino street food.

[@slyozzy]

No Game No Life fuck no

[@al3xaguij]

ellis 101 jkfam

[@d-dub-m]

yes absolutely

[@zoejones3244]

No one over the age of 13 enjoys the Wassabi dudes

[@Georgi_dude]

No Game No Life wasabi productions was only good when roi was there

[@soulnyxas3838]

Breaks original bag, asks for new bag, mixes everything together, still ends up in *original* bag. Your Hollywood sorcery won’t work on me lol

[@eighthlegofthephantomtroup1842]

This episode was for all those Shane and Courtney shippers.

[@thundergamer07]

This is the only reason why smosh asked noah "what that mouth do?"

[@enjoisk8boardy]

My dads in jail, I’m gonna have to send him this.

[@kcs2003]

lol Noah is so cute

[@markuskrakowski1022]

Kris Kat fuuuck ikr

[@cheyenne590]

Krista, unfortuantely but Shane though they are cute fr fr

[@zoey_hi3531]

I know right

[@queennlilly4265]

Yeah

[@love_gaze5519]

the prisoner cake is a 10/10 i made it like this... 4 recess cups 4 nutter butters a little hot coco powder and chocolate! Derections: put 4 recess cups on a plate touching. put it in the microwave on high for thirty seconds (More if you need to). Crush 4 nutter butters in a bag with no air inside. Sprinkle the nutter butters on the hot melted recess (which you can see the lines on the side). also sprinkle the hot choco mix on top. Melt the chocolate and put it on top! I tried my best to figure out this reciepe So all you can try it at home! I hope it works for you! Bon Appétit!

[@anamaricintron1869]

Disney Lover thank you. I’ll try this in the future

[@love_gaze5519]

My pleasure! 😊

[@maryooowoahh]

this is my favorite smosh video

[@vibez5276]

Can shayne just be in every one.

[@gaskills424]

Courtney rocks that police outfit

[@graciedierden1889]

Shayne: I've made everything here Me: WAIT! You made water

[@jiayuzheng4078]

Noah should try expensive stuff like escargot 🐌

[@wtf-did-ijust-watch3973]

Maybe they like to say the French word for snails, also if you are going to criticize someone, at least capitalize correct words.

[@cenazu]

I don't think Olivia is annoying ppl are saying she should leave I don't think so it is just a joke guys I don't think anyone should leave it is like they are all family none of them should leave it would ruin Smosh

[@valtsemuler2064]

well you were right about someone leaving hurting the channel

[@UnicornzRreal92]

But hes back lol ​@@valtsemuler2064

[@likelyvampirical]

"Time moves really fast in prison." The clock doesn't move at all.

[@lillyross2381]

Why can't piimm be every week

[@lovedaymorbid]

Because Noah would probably die.

[@lillyross2381]

GoAskZombieland true

[@madelynwharton6912]

“Perfect for a prison birthday” 😂😂😂😂

[@clemituu]

I like how olivia said “it reminds me of my husbands legs...that I cut off” and nobody even icnowldged that she said she cut her husbands legs! XD

[@fatihbilali6275]

wasnt the bag yellow before they put it on the microwave ?????

[@CorvusCorone68]

magic of cooking shows...

[@gracekillam6201]

Yes

[@joandsouza5857]

Wtf yeah it was

[@Mystchevious]

now after that misleading, albeit fun, video the smosh gang needs to go on a real prison tour and eat real prison food. especially olivia. "You need my protection. .."

[@madelynwharton6912]

Noah: “ it’s perfect for a prison birthday” Shayne: Laughs “ Happy Birthday Ted Bundy” 😂😂😂😂

[@_leug]

lmao, prisoner Shayne and officer Courtney *wink wink*

[@groke2991]

All that stuff looked so good, but I wanted to let my guts spilled out just because I wasn’t hungry.

[@ToyShaint]

Olivia and Shayne's banter back and forth with Noah in the back laughing and throwing jokes

[@MegaMegatron15]

I was going to complement Courtney and her great police outfit, but judging from the comments already here, I don't need to.

[@Sarah-li5ub]

I got choked on Lord knows what laughing at y'all and I'm filing charges against y'all for attempted murder

[@scrambledeggboi412]

Can we just watch them eat this type of food again? It was fun

[@sophiagriffiths4323]

Courtney could pull me over and arrest me any day, she looks hotter then usual in this video (if that sounded creepy then sorry)

[@sophiagriffiths4323]

True, but she's hot no matter what

[@ari_lapis9815]

Casey Enigma (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@TheItsmemaya]

Casey Enigma it did

[@shannonazzif766]

Generic Fuckboi Clone yo are you replying to every comment that says Courtney is hot 😂

[@mattsmith5726]

Shannon Azzif