Terrorsperg | A Mersh Documentary [Part 2]

[@MisterMetokur]

What a heart warming ending

[@theepicduck6922]

A message for the whole family.

[@DystopianDinoo]

Daddy Jim ❤️

[@sedsitametadinterreteliber2937]

Praying for you to get better 😘

[@Canyoureadmydeadpan]

Uh oh, did you watch this instead of paying attention to the Rage pig hollering for you to come on stream with KEEMSTAR because he needs your approval to accept a 33k contract on the condition he doesn't say the fslur and nslur so the venue agrees. Now he's blaming you for the fight not happening because he refuses to adhere to the old censorship he used to do when he had a show on KZbin.

[@pianomanhere]

Jim, since Mersh has continued to say your cancer is fake, we should just publicly assert that he is never known to have hosted a real stream or show.

[@followingtheroe1952]

Mersh has real "i need to get my life together, start growing dope and get my Grade 10" energies

[@DuskLegend]

That’s an insult to trailer park boys

[@VojvodaSloboda]

Ricky is far more successful than Mersh

[@ChodeMaster]

Lol

[@clownetto981]

At least Ricky is a loyal father and wants to be loyal to Lucy

[@bryanlouro140]

Who could stretch the $375 further ??.

[@BeigeFrequency]

Fantastic timing. I just watched part 1 earlier today.

[@blacktoothfox677]

Bless you - good to see you here. Adore the channel - from a UK subscriber

[@JackQNielsen]

What a coincidence, I just finished the second part of your Jon Jones doc a bit ago. It’s a dickhead overload kinda day

[@unkindledash]

What is this a crossover episode

[@dominiclamon406]

You're better,mate!

[@overthemountain90]

I first saw Porsalin's Jim Norton vid and your series on Anthony Cumia around the same time a few years ago, now I can't get enough of these documentaries. You both are great content creators.

[@nunchuksteev9811]

I love how Porsalin throws in quick insulting descriptions of literally everyone he introduces.

[@vietnamsemonky4082]

@MOBsta Imaging what

[@D--FENS]

@MOBsta Imaging We know Ralph does it because Ralph himself insisted that we all see it. If you'll recall, he was recently convicted of the crime of showing it to everyone.

[@D--FENS]

@MOBsta Imaging You'll forgive me if I don't take you at your word that you "destroyed" him. I'm not saying that's impossible, just that you haven't done it here. He doesn't have cancer as a result of smoking, which I'll grant is a bit ironic.

[@thesilence1162]

Like calling Dana White a sentient beefsteak tomato? That was my favorite

[@paulgallagher5092]

@@thesilence1162 Youre thinking of beige frequency who is great as well hahaha

[@emcg7654]

Mersh lore is so much more interesting than the actual Mersh

[@tardking2853]

Ain't that the truth, I try to watch his streams to laugh at him, but he's not Funny unless someone's fuckin with him *cough* Jesse *cough*

[@ricardocantoral7672]

That's because Mersh's mendacities are not nearly as good as the truth of what happens in his sad life.

[@nevinvegas]

You nailed it

[@thestatesmen6558]

Well it is longer than rise and fall of the third Reich documentary.

[@EmoEmu]

It's because the people making fun of Mersh are more interesting than Mersh.

[@notthefbi7015]

Mersh: I would kms if I took this many Ls in two year or three years. Everyone around Mersh: Mersh all you do you is take Ls

[@notthefbi7015]

Also I love how Mersh makes so many claims never provides evidence when his detractors provide evidence

[@mr.redhead1185]

I don't think I've ever felt so much second hand embarrassment for someone in my life. Well done, sir.

[@horseheadkid]

the insane extent of lack of self awareness makes me feel like i'm about to turn inside out. that's some mighty strong cringe. it's baffling

[@Jsimpkins35]

Hahaha. That describes it perfectly

[@eightnine4063]

You should watch Ethan Ralph.

[@anti-ethniccleansing465]

If you haven’t seen the recent Portugal round #2 Ethan Ralph video yet, you’ll change your opinion of who gets the most second-hand embarrassment.

[@anti-ethniccleansing465]

@@eightnine4063 Dang - you wrote that remark literally a day or two (max) before his most recent Portugal beat down too, didn’t you?

[@sgt.tackleberry8752]

"People who have been lapped by us multiple times..." Mersh, you're not lapping anyone, you're running the wrong way on the track.

[@psfanboy79]

Bravo

[@mr.martyr8573]

Jesus Christ….as someone that’s never heard of any of these people…..I gotta admit…..I’m really fucking happy with not knowing any of these people. Lol

[@MrWatchowtnow]

But it's so fun knowing these people. Metokur and Josh Moon are heroic super villains.

[@Jaye1013]

You can stop patting yourself on the back now.

[@OmniDan26]

@@MrWatchowtnow josh is a fed

[@MonstersNotUnderTheBed]

At least go watch Metokur The Finders KZbin video stream.

[@DuskLegend]

Theyre all awful

[@IratePuffin]

Isn’t it amazing that after everything, after all these years, all the separate arcs… Mersh, Ralph, Fuentes & Baked Alaska have somehow all ended up together? A small but exceptionally loyal group of exceedingly humble men who are each perfect in every way with their genius intellects, god-tier altruism, principles of steel, exceptional comedic talent, immense sex appeal, and the virtue of saints? Heroically, the four have battled the worst of the internet; all that unfairness, bullying, undue criticism, a-logging, corn harvesting & hatred thrown their way yet, against all odds in this giant sea, they’ve each somehow managed to find other people who, just like them, are the living embodiment of virility and virtue. All without ever abandoning their principals, being hypocritical, making a single mistake or telling a single lie. Fighting the liberal evils of this world while being stabbed in the back by literally every ungodly person on the Internet and despite us ordinary peasants, without fail, being responsible for every problem or obstacle they’ve faced along the way. Through it all, they found one another and joined forces for the salvation of the white race and more importantly, for our entertainment. Who’d have ever guessed that this was what the Dimensional Merge that Chris Chan foretold would look like? Love really does exist, folks. God bless the Internet. 🌽 🇺🇸 ❤️😂

[@matthewbarrett256]

Wait a minute..... are you being sarcastic?

[@ingaleerusthe3rd3]

Pointless rant. Experienced writers don't write like that. Youre equivalent to a pretentious painter trying to draw everyone on the bus and they all come out terrible. You sound like you're high on amphetamines and can't resist to use every single thought or word in every way possible because you're not aware or sophisticated enough to pick and choose. Dumb people always oversell everything. Cut your dose in half. You sound like Mersh.

[@notthefbi7015]

@@matthewbarrett256 yes

[@dub2536]

Weird how replies are pulling so many "Houdini" act's and dropping like flies. The comment above from "Tres Zen " ListedCensorship

[@dub2536]

Once again it auto deleted a few sentences b4 posting my last comment, like WTF?!

[@drankadranka7]

One thing this doc has cemented for me is he's never abandoned the grinting tactics of neer-do-well trash begging his facebook friends while promising to make good on his life. He still guilts his "fans" into giving him some money to get back on his feet for alleged overdrafts, car repairs or income drying up. His donations aren't for his content, the ones that aren't 100% Mersh Effect are out of pity

[@douglasmstewart]

Porsalin, this may be your best story telling yet. It’s Mattareese levels of total completion. Well done

[@stribs311]

As good of a job Porsalin did, this doc could've easily been 5 hours with the amount of Mersh lore

[@SNNetwork]

pretty high on the joe scale

[@TaRAAASHBAGS]

Holy fuck that's who he reminds me of. He even has the same voice.

[@bandit6272]

Mike tyson (I think) said something like, "Social media made you all way too comfortable with disrespecting people and not getting punched in the face for it." Many of us should take note of that saying, but Mersh should have it tattooed on his gunt, so everytime he tries to tie his shoes he'll come face to face with the best advice he'll heard all day.

[@DangerSideburns]

Mersh talking to the Matt Christiansen guy and constantly moving goal posts and arguing that he can just say whatever he wants on his show even when he's wrong like it's some kind of virtue is one of the most infuriating things I've ever seen.

[@Jsimpkins35]

Agreed.

[@MrWatchowtnow]

It was strange how they fixated on an actual dude with integrity....because he's not fashy enough.

[@obviousstraightguy]

Pure jealousy on ROTC's part. That's what it came off as. Petty jealousy.

[@hamupinhere]

@@MrWatchowtnow That's ROTC's desperate attempt to grandstand to everyone and take part in "right-wing call-out culture" which exists to cannibalize one another for deviating slightly from the orthodoxy. In addition to that, they look at a guy like Matt Christiansen and probably think that he's too vanilla and not as 'edgy' as they are, and it annoys them.

[@jonathonparks9518]

Infuriating? No. I think embarrassing is a better way to put it.

[@samtesh2900]

Mersh makes DarkSidePhil look like an absolute Spartan

[@ghostoflazlo]

LOOOOOL

[@knifefreak1234]

I like DSP. He is just... unapologetically DSP. He begs for money, sure, but he isn't some unfunny douchebag that failed as a comedian and wrecked his car after being drunk.

[@stroberdolb9183]

@@knifefreak1234 so you watch another man play video games?

[@johnsmith-dx2ql]

dsp is the king he destroyed the IRS

[@knifefreak1234]

@@stroberdolb9183 I watch alot of people do different things. Why would you care?

[@slimmcdoobie6932]

I love these docs, Porsalin. It’s like Lifestyles of the Talentless and Narcissistic. It’s a working title.

[@Belenus3080]

These takedown documentaries have been excellent for my days off. I wonder if it’s a way of making me feel better about myself

[@DriscolDevil]

It's like a nature documentary for lulcows.

[@samtesh2900]

Only a financial genius like mersh would construct a money laundering pyramid scheme where an internet middleman takes a 30% cut on EVERY SINGLE TRANSACTION

[@Slop_Dogg]

its hilarious that YT letsplayers, real estate agents, engineers, cooking channels can actually box each other but none of these hard edged “blood sports” tough guy drama queens can ever actually fight each other.

[@retropirate1]

Empty Barrels Make the Most Noise

[@PointsofData]

...cooking channels?

[@Slop_Dogg]

@@PointsofData harley from epic meal time was trained to be a killer by sam hyde. he destroyed the game grumps guy

[@futonrevolution7671]

@@Slop_Dogg And he's been shamelessly ducked by Dr. Disrespect with the excuse that he'd beat Harley too badly for it to be entertaining.

[@itsgryme1081]

@@futonrevolution7671 yeah that pissed me off. Doc needs to fight him and prove it. Otherwise Doc loses some respect. Not much violence, speed, nor momentum.

[@Canyoureadmydeadpan]

I would like to blame Porsalin for killing the Warski V. Ralph fight as while this premiered the Rage Pigs Squeals for Daddy Jim to show up on stream for Jim's permission to accept a fight contract worth 33k with the stipulation that Ralph not say the nword or fslur (ya know like he did when he was successful on youtube). You Porsalin are the reason the Warski v Ralph fight won't happen and totally not Ralph making up excuses. Tell em Dax! You did this Porsalin, apologize now!

[@horseheadkid]

😆

[@IratePuffin]

Just like he did as a child, Ralph continues to cry out for the attention of his daddy. And just like then, his daddy wasn’t there for him.

[@n1k3run02]

It's clearly not Ralph's fault, his dad won't sign his field trip permission slip too

[@jsnx9067]

will you ever recover?

[@TheScrootch]

Itzz nawt truu

[@5starview]

This man can take 3 hours and make it feel like 30 mins. Amazing talent Porsalin.

[@JoeyJ0J0]

Good lord The combined documentary is longer than most movies, good work Porsalin

[@dac518]

Its longer than most trilogies. Its longer than most chicago police response times. Its longer than overdosing on mushrooms. Its longer than my girlfriends stay mad at me before telling me why theyre mad. Its longer than this comment made by an aspie who hated reading your stupid obvious comment.

[@markserv9434]

The combined?

[@vietnamsemonky4082]

@@markserv9434 both part 1 and 2 are like 4 and a half hours long

[@markserv9434]

@@vietnamsemonky4082 exactly! I would say all, not most.

[@hmmmuhhuh8471]

The Gone With the Wind of KZbin documentaries.

[@SurfersHandler]

Porsalin is really good at finding the unappreciated moments of monologue when these people just mindlessly become caricatures of themselves. Idk if that makes sense.

[@ImortalZeus13]

It absolutely does.

[@MonstersNotUnderTheBed]

Just dialogue that cut right to their core consciousness.

[@DuskLegend]

Mask off moments

[@Belenus3080]

Not only that, it is a very lucid point

[@TakeNoteOfThat]

If you want to learn information about someone, just let them talk.

[@concorde3980]

I love how mersh weaves his self-hatred into his political views. He is everything he has ever railed against and he's got bracelets to prove it.

[@NASkeywest]

He is extremely pro free speech but then goes to the police to snitch on people who make fun of him.

[@bul166]

@@NASkeywest it's so pathetic. He's put time & effort into trying to come across as tough, hardscrabble, ex drug dealer "Street Mersh", only to then rat people out to law enforcement over petty bs! Then his attempts to rationalize it(& any number of other things where his blatant hypocrisy is pointed out) are so pitiful and transparent. He's truly a weak, dishonest loser.

[@MisterBones2910]

I wouldn't be surprised if he ended up with a serial number tattoo'd on his wrist right beside the bracelets when the far right finally comes back.

[@MisterBones2910]

@Andrew Onymous Oh don't worry, I'm with you there.

[@JohnSmith-pv3kj]

When Jim says something, I believe him because I've never known him to lie. When Mersh says something, I don't believe him because I've only known him to lie.

[@Jsimpkins35]

I feel the same way.

[@dub2536]

Why? I haven't noticed him lie.

[@dillon7748]

@@dub2536 Did you watch the video you're commenting on?

[@dub2536]

@@dillon7748 Only half of it thus far. I'm going to finish it within the next 2 hours. I wasn't accusing u of nor anyone of BS'ing. Just am rather surprised to hear the comments.

[@OmniDan26]

@@dub2536 cool bad faith comment. You're not fooling anyone.

[@jwoahlnt]

It's mind blowing Porsalin only has 50k subs. Dude is infamous online and makes some of the best content there is on the entire platform. Appreciate all you do man, Mersh shouldn't have awoken the sleeping dragon lmao

[@FirstFamilyCharger]

He’s the kung fu master living in the mountains. Not everybody is meant to meet the sifu.

[@bouin91]

Most of his targets aren't that well known. His videos probably don't pop up in people's recommendations.

[@DarranKern]

@@bouin91 thats why its great. Hidden gems

[@anti-ethniccleansing465]

If he comes out with more stuff on Ethan Ralph right now, this channel is going to blow up yugely.

[@CowToes]

@@anti-ethniccleansing465 Ethan's corn is not yet ready.

[@nathanjgtaylor1985]

I’d never heard of Mersh before but after watching both of these documentaries I’m blown away about how much of a knob he is. Excellent work mate, these were superb and hilarious to watch.

[@MonstersNotUnderTheBed]

And I only watched ROTC and didn't know any of this history or behind the scenes internet drama. So, to see this after watching ROTC, it's eye opening. MERSH is a good conman if you don't know any of this lore.

[@nathanjgtaylor1985]

@@MonstersNotUnderTheBed Hello mate, I was completely unaware of his lore but I concur with you that the guy is a conman. Hope you have a great weekend 👍🏻

[@LordRaptor]

See? nobody's watching, Mersh totally broke all of us.

[@monkeydotbizness]

I agree, mush is broke.

[@sadcatgang]

its actually quite an underhanded tactic for mersh to get so fat that it distracts from his massively receding hairline

[@w33blord66]

The reenactment of the text conversation at the end had me dying. I hope more content creators get into Mersh stuff. It's an endless well.

[@Kevinb1821]

Mersh running away from baked without even attempting to banter with the guy is no joke one of the most humiliating things I’ve ever seen. After that he was done. Especially because he tries to come off as some tough guy that takes no crap. It’s baked Alaska. Just make fun of him back.

[@ilias_p]

@@Franciskev2 lol wut??plz, link fren

[@thisgame2]

When he said ,, is that what we're doing. It was up to baked to be a man . They both didnt want that heat. Most white boys won't even fight at 17. At 38 most of you have vaginas developing under your arm pits

[@Thurmanatr16]

Waddling, that was definitely not running.

[@Franciskev2]

@@ilias_p kzbin.info/www/bejne/Zou7l6uqpceKmNk

[@hildebrandsleid]

This guy has a knack for making you feel slimy by just listening/looking at him

[@horseheadkid]

the way he smokes, and the way he laughs, both make me feel like i need a shower

[@TheRealDarrylStrawberry]

130,000 miles on a used Beamer in his florida area. Even a police auction would give him a better deal. He bought a beat up drug-runner.

[@jakebulgarian7319]

That typewriter with One eye following the typing and one eye fixated on the camera has killed me since Jim pointed it out

[@MimiRAM0NE]

Watching Royce try to tag team with Mersh so they can try to get a win off of shouting over a guy like Matt fucking Christianson of all people was deeply pathetic. I thought Royce didn't deserve Mersh, but they deserve each other. A ball and its chain. Also they're not being gatekept, they just suck.

[@basedgod4233]

amazing work porsalin, i've been a /r/mersh user since 2019. This documentary feels extra special because of that.

[@ThomasDaly1488]

Based

[@peteardGreatestRacist]

​@@ThomasDaly1488 You're a hero big guy

[@alansmithee2012]

I like Jim, but I can understand why people wouldn't like him. But Mersh is just an enigma to me. I know why people don't like him, but how the fuck do people like him?

[@lorenpingle5350]

The entire Matt Christiansen “debate” is (to me at least) a strong reason as to why many wouldn’t like this clown, like he is a such a delusional hypocritical grifter. As to why he has fans… maybe it’s due to the fact that he represents certain embittered, fat, idiot losers with inflated egos, that make them feel encouraged to donate. But I don’t really know 🤷‍♂️

[@followingtheroe1952]

I think its one of those cliquey O&A fan projections. Where old fans think hes "one of us" thats going to "make it". A weird radio LARP wish-fufillment. Mersh steals alot of Jim Nortons mannerisms and has even done standup. So idk i guess they want that style of background noise but are too cool to listen to Cum Town? Idk lol

[@BadVoodo0]

@@followingtheroe1952 I agree with the "one of us that makes it" generally, but for what its worth i know one person that used to donate to livestreamers and wings, he described donating to him as paying 5$ to throw peanuts at the retarded gorilla, or it might be the next stage in bullying as society tries to shun it, Mersh might be one of the many lolcows in the human zoo exhibited, that society decided to pay the wages of so it can always view, and throw peanuts at.

[@followingtheroe1952]

@@BadVoodo0 @@BadVoodo0 oh for sure! I totally overlooked that malicious aspect of it. Idk if this is schizo but i think its a sign of at least a relative cultural/societal downfall. As our standards degrade and our economy inflates, i can totally see more people willing to throw money at people like this for petty amusement. I mean when those small increments of 10 or 20 dollars gets you less and less, but you become more and more starved to impact other people, might as well stretch the money and troll ppl

[@lamarco18]

His one true friend wants to be him. Royce wants to be a white guy so badly, he accepts mersh as his one true savior

[@hgt2008]

Good work, Porsalin! The Rage Pig documentary is going to be at least 10 episodes

[@derpkerblerp61]

might have to be an ongoing project until coronary heart disease catches up with him...

[@Anaxagoras28xyz]

The Rage Pig documentary is going to be 4 seasons series + Christmas special.

[@ghostoflazlo]

@@Anaxagoras28xyz Add a few OVAs and were almost there lol

[@MrSh4des]

The chats between him and that girl are so unbelievably cringe. Makes me feel good about myself thanks mersg

[@BlazeDuskdreamer]

OMG! That was even better than the first part. The Indian actors reading out the DM' thread was the cherry on top. That was a great touch!

[@hewasnotjoggin9943]

i see poo i say loo

[@mastercabbage]

That part was funny as hell.

[@jakehopgood7446]

him mispronouncing Cis was like a cherry on top of the cherry, further reflecting the inanity of it all

[@michaelfetter5413]

Dude it was sad how nice she was, if he was actually able to be a normal vulnerable person he probably could have her as a partner to this day.

[@BlazeDuskdreamer]

@@michaelfetter5413 Word.

[@rustyshackleford17]

You got to give Mersh credit. He's giving DSP a run for his money.

[@SCIFIguy64]

People actually watch DSP tho

[@taofeng718]

@@SCIFIguy64 no they are not lol. They are watching detractor channels.

[@D--FENS]

@@taofeng718 Do Mersh detractor channels exist?

[@Big01021]

At least DSP bought a new BMW not a used high mileage one.

[@taofeng718]

@@Big01021 lol true but Phil never changed the oil in the car and literally had the reason being because since he paid for the premium package deal that it meant the dealership would let him know when his oil needed to be changed. How he got away with that for 3 years with that car before taking it in is a miracle.

[@JoeShine95]

Porsalin, I knew fuck all about Mersh before watching your part one of this documentary. I must say, this is a masterpiece on an absolutely fascinating character who started at the bottom and somehow managed to dig deeper and deeper over the years. Bravo

[@willmiller9981]

The way bank fraud departments work is, if it’s under a certain amount, they’ll just credit the money to your account. That doesn’t mean they got the money back from where you initially spent it. The main reason for this is that they make so much money off of lending out your bank balance over and over again that, if it only costs them $376 to retain your business, they’ll just eat the cost. So Jesse getting a refund from his bank and Mersh keeping the money could both simultaneously be true.

[@themeangene]

Yeah especially if you're a long time customer and this is your first charge back

[@itsgryme1081]

Remember when Redbar sent him 350 bucks? He took it cuz he desperately needed it but he acted like he didn't and just wanted to spend Redbar's money. But Redbar knew he would take it even though he shouldn't have out of self respect. Pretty funny shit.

[@willmiller9981]

@@itsgryme1081 then Jesse tried desperately to copy the bit, but because he’s not Mike David and can’t actually afford to do that he immediately tried to get the money back.

[@itsgryme1081]

@@willmiller9981 😆 a fool's chargeback

[@JackQNielsen]

Mersh not only ate the food, Mersh are the food.

[@pianomanhere]

😅😂🤣😅😂🤣

[@lorenpingle5350]

Ngl, when he walked away from Baked Alaska he looked like a total dork, but with a added retard aesthetic.

[@androtaz2621]

Mersh is a great reminder that it can always get worse and that the way down is long.

[@alik5972]

Seeing Big Lenny in this made me more happy than it should. It's comparable to Lenny seeing a ten tan ten

[@FatrickTomlinson]

Lenny left a really sweet message for my friend Patrick Tomlinson. It should be here on youtube. Its hilarious. Norm Macdonald also left pat a nice message too!

[@monsieurwhite337]

Based Misfit

[@samtesh2900]

I literally fell off the treadmill at the gym seeing Lenny

[@jamied931]

Daltmaster the GOAT

[@Chris-qe6qr]

@Daltmaster Arguably the greatest of the delray misfits

[@Kingjames17]

I love when he goes mob boss mersh. That smug voice when he thinks he has one up on someone. Yet he always fails.

[@Thurmanatr16]

Mershy Soprano!

[@FirstFamilyCharger]

Every SINGLE time I’ve heard him do that voice in a clip my reaction has been “…what?” Nothing he ever says connects but he pretends he just hit a home run. Bizarre.

[@myquest666420]

The dead stare into the camera (well, one eye on the camera) after he says something he believes to be the kill shot might be what I hate most about him. Which is really saying something, because he owns a broken down Beamer and flexes over it.

[@ilyab4792]

I had very little knowledge of mersh before this, I just heard about him on redbar, so this really paints a detailed portrait of the man. The begging was painful to watch, the political pandering is sad because, being a conservative, its really pathetic how terrible some of our unsolicited representatives are. These guys are blockheads, they should've just tried going the route of copying sam hyde's schtick, like idubbs and ethan klein successfully did.

[@jakehopgood7446]

ha. I found Mike via a Porsalin doc.

[@whitemakesright2177]

These people don't have the talent of iDubbz or Ethan Klein.

[@FirstFamilyCharger]

Might work if they were funny at all. I doubt they even understand why Sam is funny.

[@juergen4ever]

@@whitemakesright2177 suckling the taint of S*san W*jcicki is not "talent".

[@wokewokerton8092]

Dude literally became Owen Benjamin and was so delusional, he can't even see it. 😂😂😂

[@tardking2853]

H2BH I've been stoked for this since I seent a preview for it. Thank you for your work!

[@BWalsh737]

All of Porsalin's docs are masterpieces. Absolutely the most underrated documentarian on KZbin.

[@UFC_Buffalo]

*seent

[@tardking2853]

@@UFC_Buffalo Fixed, thanks Bro

[@UFC_Buffalo]

@@tardking2853 🙏🏼✊🏼

[@Jeff-bz5xe]

Mersh is the literal personification of someone who smokes because he thinks it makes him look cool.

[@alteredbeast7145]

Like Jim Norton thinking he was an addict because he went through standard adolescent alcohol stuff

[@horseheadkid]

it makes him look as home-o (trying not to get deleted) as hell. plus... cigarettes shrink the blood vessels in the extremities. a weiner is an extremity = mersh would need to pop pills to get it up. most guys dont know this about smoking; it kills weiners

[@Gary_oldmans_left_nut]

​@@horseheadkidin my country they have wiener warnings which is cute.

[@Gsprfdude]

It's so ridiculous when Mersh makes his voice really gravelly and does the supervillain monologue to somebody. It's like what a child would find intimidating.

[@followingtheroe1952]

2:27:50

[@carlsberg-gs6rl]

Mr Balisong's comment about Mersh's post being the gayest shit he has ever read broke my brain. I couldn't stop laughing.

[@justindchaney]

You know it’s bad when even a couple of Indian actors can barely read your DMs without looking absolutely disgusted.

[@NASkeywest]

Watching grown, self described “alpha males” like Mersh and Baked Alaska walking around with their phones out filming eachother and making threats they will never back up is pathetic. When I was 14 people would just fight and skip the whole “I’m gonna film you and ask to fight but not actually throw a punch.” Baked Alaska didn’t even follow Or walk towards Mersh so he couldn’t have wanted to fight that badly either.

[@luckydannumber2]

So that's all Mersh can do, talk over people like a little kid if he doesn't agree with them.

[@uberneanderthal]

"everything I say is a joke...unless you agree with me, then I'm completely serious" -mersh, probably

[@followingtheroe1952]

Ethereal Shroud of Plausible Deniability: (Legendary Torso) 10% chance for a person to believe any Old Bullshit and to pass your Grift Check

[@chuck2469]

The fact you got 5+ hours from a chunky guy with a small podcast, a used car and a cruddy apartment is exactly why Mersh is a complete clown 🤡

[@NASkeywest]

Porsalin, throwing in that amazing Bollywood performance of the DMs had me snorting with laughter. It lasted soooo long, and I wish it Was longer.

[@OceanRedux]

The way this man holds cigarettes makes me not want to smoke anymore.

[@justindchaney]

Mersh trying to butter that girl up on Facebook messenger, then when it doesn’t get him anywhere, he plays Mr. Hard Line is classic

[@muhklungky6855]

I hate how he uses the term "gay ops" like he's ever gone near 4-Chan.

[@horacegentleman3296]

@Hondo gatekeeping is an important part of preserving a niche culture kind of like how bullying is an important part of social hygiene.

[@horacegentleman3296]

@Hondo Nirvana isn't a culture. 4chan is the way it is because they didn't gatekeep hard enough. I remember a time when people were afraid to mention 4chan on forums because it would get them raided or the site shut down via unending ddos or the admin and host being harassed. Project chanology and those stupid hacker on steroids yellow van news stories were the beginning of the end. Cultural appropriation isn't the opposite of gatekeeping and it isn't a bad thing necessarily.

[@Slop_Dogg]

oh man imagine getting physically intimidated by baked alaska. lol

[@NASkeywest]

Mersh may be the most insecure man child I’ve ever seen. He gets so mad at all these other people and spews hate at them, but, the truth is…Mersh hates himself more than anyone else and it fills him with anger and spills over.

[@MonstersNotUnderTheBed]

Sounds like he's really a Democrat

[@TheChadTI]

I didn't care who this guy was but like Porcelain often does, he made me care. Also could of used about 3 or 11 more hours of this .

[@DSPHistoricalSociety]

Yes! Check out the Porsalin Mr Metokur 6 hour interview about Mersh for more hilarity

[@theepicduck6922]

That Metokur couch picture is perfect. Can definately see Jim as a deathnote fan.

[@uberneanderthal]

"this year has been the most pleasant driving experience of my life" bear in mind this bowling-pin shaped human has been in several car wrecks, so the bar for this statement is literally "I didn't total my car this year"

[@myquest666420]

I think he was just so elated to not be living in the car, that he equates that with a pleasant driving experience.

[@Zuwze]

@@myquest666420 I mean BMW's are nice, even if it was 12 years old the 5-series was a huge upgrade from his previous cars,

[@MobileNasty]

He didn't have the opportunity to crash it. The mechanic drove it more than mersh

[@UncensoredScion]

You fucking monster Porsalin you got Shoenice to "congrats" Mersh on getting this perfect documentary done. Lmao!

[@skeishsaas5291]

shoenice will do anything for money

[@UFC_Buffalo]

Porsalin, I was a fan before but goddamn!! You are an absolute BEAST for this one!! Supremely well done, possibly the best documentary that I've ever seen!! I am genuinely impressed. Most people have no idea the effort you've clearly put into this, for which I applaud you sir.

[@mustax1]

Mersh has that amazing bulking weight for Mr Olympia candidate, keep going on that smith machine Mersh, you can do it!

[@hijanniesdoitforfree]

😂😂😂😂

[@starboard7082]

This was excellent, Porsalin. I'm a Pod Awful fan so I thought I would just be mildly amused because I already knew the entire lore. But man, the story telling was fantastic, the art and editing were great, and all the extra details like the cameos/fiverr were so funny.

[@starboard7082]

@@iamthelaw9369 Why does Jesse make Metokur fans insecure? That's funny to me. I don't care about Mr. Medicare, but I do like how people lose their shit when someone doesn't give him respect.

[@rglp2894]

@@starboard7082 I am a fan of neither but Metokur’s fans are such dickeaters it’s hilarious lmao

[@DawryMike]

This might be the most perfect and distilled example of narcissism I've ever seen. Alot of times narcissists have some aspect of themselves that is somewhat impressive that they can attach their delusion of granger onto. Maybe a good job, performing well academically, honing a niche craft, etc. But this guy is objectively pathetic in almost every aspect of life and still manages to bloviate with zero self awareness like he's some powerful socialite. This is incredible

[@FirstFamilyCharger]

The one where he’s talking directly to Jesse is straight up bizarre and hard to watch. Such an insane level of second hand embarrassment.

[@foley15136]

Porsalin only fucks with ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Days

[@kwisatzhaderach1458]

Mersh talking about being so hard and buff after one 10 min gym session 🤣👌

[@horseheadkid]

that makes me cringe so hard i almost turn inside out. "been working out for two weeks and my shoulders and chest are harder". a) ew it's mersh so no one wants to know, and b) if those muscles feel any different it's due to them being used for the first time in history. so cringe i can barely cope with it lol

[@thebluetiger26]

If I close my eyes, mersh sounds like joe materese doing a face swap video

[@javierdaniel1429]

Low-key that sitar and classical Indian instrumental during the re-enactment had me effin' rolling - that was the most beautiful and funny part of this whole video! Thanks Porsalin!

[@shioq.]

Mersh will add this to his portfolio.

[@earlpipe9713]

Will this replace One Tree Hill in the place of honour, #1 career highlight spot?

[@EpicCoolGuy21]

I like how he says “you can make 10k a year off troll donos” as if that’s not less than you make working part time on minimum wage

[@joshlockie9285]

I forgot about the Matt Christensen stuff, that was painful

[@DriscolDevil]

I like how you edit things and use clips in a way that carries the story along without relying on a ton of narration. It's like a nature documentary but with weird internet people.

[@LWolf12]

Amazing, I laughed, I cried, I almost threw up when that drawing of Mersh came up on screen. It was a roller coaster.

[@jollyjakelovell6822]

"Old Testament Like Names ..." This German surname of SCHIELE was an occupational name for a maker or painter of shields, It was also an Ashkenazic Jewish name of uncertain origin, probably a house name for someone who lived in a house marked with a sign of a shield The Mischling cries out as he grifts you

[@starboard7082]

Wow, the autism is strong in this one. I mean this in the best way possible. Thanks for the info 👍

[@VoidWhereProhibited]

ctb or tcb. 322.... the mark on the bus? or takin care business

[@jollyjakelovell6822]

@@starboard7082 It's just a cut n paste job from the results of a web search, not much autism to it. Mersh is jewish on his dad's side.

[@jollyjakelovell6822]

@@VoidWhereProhibited Takin' care of business of course.

[@jakehopgood7446]

I remarked on Part 1 from House of Names it states Schiele is a hereditary surname for a person who was either wild or clamorous. The name was originally derived from the German word "schel," which means "noisy" or "loud." And then someone commented that's his stepfather's name. Still makes sense though.

[@psfanboy79]

You notice Royce just addressed and owned his embarrassing phonecall and never mentioned it again nor did anyone else. Nobody really cared after that. It’s completely opposite of how Mersh handles things. How can Mersh be so close to someone like Royce but none of Royce’s wisdom wore off on him

[@michaelallen3304]

Owning your mistakes and saying mea culpa is so easy. I’ll never understand why these guys can’t do it.

[@psfanboy79]

@@michaelallen3304 cuz they are fake proud

[@SpeedBoost]

I love how each of Mersh's eyes are completely independent from one another. He's like an even less charismatic Matt Jarbo with a tinge of Ethan RagePig Ralph mixed in there for good measure. These guys are all streaming to about 12 audience members and then a bunch of people A-Logging their shows for the Farms, but they call themselves "Famous"! More people know the name of the cashier at their local convenience store then they would know the names of Mersh or any of these "Christ is Kang" Grifters! ... the convenience store cashier also makes more money than them and is more financially stable than all of them combined.

[@______638]

torba has some kash.

[@followingtheroe1952]

I love the cashier metric

[@snoopy4749]

He’s the podcast equivalent of KingCobraJFS

[@jprulzful]

You've earned a sub from me! This was expertly crafted, thank you for your hard work and shoutouts to everyone who helped make it happen!

[@Jsimpkins35]

Thanks for my cameo. I feel so honored. ❤️ hehe

[@ThomasDaly1488]

Good work fellow co-star

[@lamarco18]

This is such weirdo internet energy. Really need to take a step back and examine my life. Make sure i don't end up like this guy

[@myquest666420]

Makes me happy I never deluded myself into believing I was funny enough to become famous for that alone.

[@followingtheroe1952]

I remember back with earlier lolcows it was braindead ez not to do what they do. But i have a lil sympathy for Mersh because he has the personality pitfalls of a midwit cool guy on the internet. What i mean by this is that his own self-awareness becomes corrupted, hes aware hes a joke, but he thinks that awareness absolves him, and that anyone criticizing him must be projecting and being a moralfag. He can talk shit about anybody, but the moment anyone talks about him its autistic nitpicking. He hides behind the "I know im not perfect" so anybody that takes it further than he likes is being a sperg/pedantic in his mismatched eyes. I think this pattern of thinking is more common than we admit, and more people arent lolcows simply because they havent been exposed yet.

[@lamarco18]

@@followingtheroe1952 while i understand your point, that many of us aren't out here exposed for being the exact same kind of guy that he is, we at least have the sense to shut up sometimes. He has a whole documentary about himself that is entirely pointless, and honestly underwhelming considering the quality of Porsalins work. But that's more because Mersh isn't as interesting as he thinks himself to be, and we know that and his address all because he couldn't leave someone alone who absolutely would spend 6 months of his life researching to light mersh up. This taught me alot about life on the internet. It's not that serious, and yet it is. And mersh should learn to watch his mouth. It would take nothing set him up for anything with the information learned these 2 pieces. And anyone can be caught slipping.

[@showmekitties]

Absolutely fascinating.... 10/10 ♥️♥️♥️

[@Thurmanatr16]

“4 stars, I laughed, I cried, I smell better than I used to!”- Royce’s Couch

[@spoils799]

been following you since your jim norton doc but this was the best one yet. can't wait for the next one

[@Backtalk1970]

Love all your docs, but this one made me laugh the hardest. Excellent job, keep on keepin’ on.

[@jarvisbinks7576]

You and Redbar are the greatest finds of my entertainment life. Please, never stop churning out the gold you sweet man.

[@rook15k]

I had a nightmare where Mersh tried to make me donate to him during a stand-up show

[@theepicduck6922]

@@iamthelaw9369 That and his roll sweat.

[@ThreeBZ]

I hope he told his classic my liver is some kind of minority colored "joke"

[@rook15k]

@@ThreeBZ he did, and then he made the most wasted looking face I've ever seen

[@nawan6266]

I hope my nose isnt deceiving me when it's smelling a nick fuentes video on the horizon

[@jakebulgarian7319]

That shitty steak with the crappy pasta and old BMW key fob 😂

[@Jell-E]

Let’s frikkin Go!! Nothing better than getting off work and seeing Porsalin dropped a new Doc.

[@BlackBriar0204]

“Mersh looks like Millhouse all grown up” -RedBar

[@PickassoEnt]

At 33 mins in you can see Rico start 2 actually realize hes on the wrong side and slowly backpedal and even look over 2 his side like OHHHH wow how did I get here? Lol

[@Gamewar5OOO]

I think my favorite thing about the Mersh saga is that he could have saved himself, his reputation, and his finances so much trouble if he would just keep his mouth shut. if he didnt feel the need, no the URGE to spout off about everything going on in his life. Hes like the guy in a mobster movie that ends up talking to the police.

[@grryan1]

Spot on. The disconnect between his precieved speaking capabilities and reality is the hero fueling this trainwreck.

[@AiphTheDJ]

As much as I enjoy the shit talking Mersh does, this is the most spot on assessment I've seen in the comments.

[@followingtheroe1952]

He wants to do standup, he wants to do radio. The whole reason hes here is because he wants to make money talking. If he had that sense he wouldnt have entered this sphere. Entertainment selects for egos

[@honkamania1174]

Can you imagine the cope stream Mersh is going to be having.

[@soappy1720]

Lots of loud fake laughs directly into the mic, adderall, and weird cigarette smoking techniques..

[@franklydum5056]

im guessing we will hear "i broke them" "i bother them" and "i get under their skin" ad nauseium

[@himwhoisnottobenamed5427]

@@soappy1720 lol. I immediately flashed to 17 year old me taking a French drag (when you open your mouth a bit and inhale the smoke through your nose). God I was such a douche back then. I’m not saying I’m a prize now, but I don’t smoke in a way that makes people think, “ph4g!” anymore.

[@bullgodjake]

Nah, dude will say maybe two sentences at the top of the show acknowledging the doc, probably using some of the phrases Frank Iydum mentioned, and just do his lame show. We watch Porsalin for the same reason we watch Sportscenter. Sometimes all you need is the highlights.

[@jacobcook7]

link?