My girlfriend dumped me for a gay man

[@joolspirog]

De shovelled, brilliant, priceless mate. Made I laff dinnit

[@reddwarfers]

You want to go back down to Bristol and sorts him out mate, proper like

[@terrytheoddjobman]

cheers me love, see you down bemmie asdals sometime. sound like.

[@gpzbilly]

Brother, I wouldn't be telling people that a gay man took your girl. DUDE! What were you thinking? LOL!!!!!!

[@butterflybaby121]

i love how you talk omg its just awesome

[@bidroid]

where are you?

[@Jaxai]

Asda smartprice lager, happily re-using hobos piss since 1997 =D

[@uPSIDEdOWN577]

*pops open been can. Ahhh. I fuckin love that sound!

[@jamie101uk]

im from bristol and now i gotta go there to see this bob boons lol

[@thegadgetdude]

Never mind tezza.

[@mepica77]

nice voice

[@johnlebl]

Did you just say "I bits me babbers" at the beginning? Could you translate that? Can't be that bad, Yer missus seeing another bloke - mine started banging dillies in 'er arm and ended up whoring for drug money before she got locked up. That's a lot of other blokes. That's why I asked for the divorce. Been single again for 4 years now, and loving it.

[@kinkynerd]

Body popping in his vest down the Queens Shilling - proper job!

[@DAYBREAKandFREEDOM]

dude ur actually pretty funny lol

[@petesteele4487]

Proper like. She still with boones?

[@liljack1210]

Love, this is very funny

[@nafeo9]

Im Bristlion born and bread and i have never heard anyboby use the word's properlike the way terry does and your man says he's from filton........... i dont know any boys from filton who support city if your gunna take the piss which im all for............ but do your home work cuz yer jus avin yer sel tel

[@terrytheoddjobman]

@MsAngelglow i does me best my love

[@DavidCritchley86]

asda larger proper job! ops u sort it out ter! might take a walk down gloucester road!

[@0147Nina]

lmao what a joker!

[@Tr1xX3r]

i love ur accent =]

[@Danectown]

ohhhhh arrrrrr

[@anthonyaj650]

I'm from Bristol but soon I'm leaving for America.

[@Robbieboro]

this has gotta be a joke

[@RealityCalling]

Come on my lover, How big of a loss or shock is it, all Englishmen are pretty much Gay. Present company excluded of course.

[@FxNitr0]

dude what ya speaking i cannot understand sorry...

[@xXxxXAmonAmarthXxxXx]

@themallheros Gert lush argument me babber!

[@Fr33zeBurn]

Ere mayte! i go therr all tha thyme mayte! inner Maccy Deez innit. brrap brrap

[@NattyFaith1]

owww bisss my babberz

[@Brat4PrimeMinister]

body poppin...deffo gay

[@n.phillips4093]

Deffo bristoil drinking asda special price 2 percent beer

[@MrNumber1roversfan]

Proud to be bristolian :D

[@anothercrapvid]

LMAO!

[@Predator777fox]

:D Ali G

[@TheGoldenGod.]

lol cheap lager thats low mate just forget her n ir

[@jon9325]

WORK ON THE ER MORE WHEN SAYING STUFF LIKE. good try

[@TheChewieboy]

2% ahahaha

[@KSKBlackKSK]

youre mad lol

[@somethingclever2007]

Not only can I not understand you, but I get the feeling I wouldn't think you were funny or entertaining even if I could. Sorry to sound like a hater- but dude, you need to practice way more before you start publicizing yourself. From the material itself to the delivery- needs polishing up. I commend your effort for sure but try a few acting classes or at least a few theater nights of stand up or something to get yourself rounded in the business. Good luck to ya- from the states!

[@hosayguerro3217]

people like yourself would never be able to comprehend let alone understand mockumentary comedy and that iself is pretty sad I would say. please don't try to sum up british comedy from an American perspective, it really does not work or even make sense!