Tesco | New Audio Voice for Self Service Checkouts

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@markmcarthur-christie2743
@markmcarthur-christie2743 9 жыл бұрын
"Please don't forget your change - especially notes" You mean I can't leave it as a small tip for the midget inside the machine?
@izzythetrashposter5710
@izzythetrashposter5710 6 жыл бұрын
@Nubman41 i loev me soem buiscut
@djadammm
@djadammm 5 жыл бұрын
Brilliant
@gbjanuary
@gbjanuary 3 жыл бұрын
Mark McArthur-Christie 😆 so that's what those strange noises are 😇
@TheOne_6
@TheOne_6 8 ай бұрын
help meeee i'm stuck in a tesco machine!!!! D:
@holownsu
@holownsu 9 жыл бұрын
WOW! watch this in 1080p for the full HD experience!
@slipknot54095
@slipknot54095 9 жыл бұрын
Best friekn comment!
@ftwgaming0
@ftwgaming0 6 жыл бұрын
I exist!
@FunkyStudios
@FunkyStudios Жыл бұрын
​@@slipknot54095ikr right!??!?! Xp
@TheThirty
@TheThirty 6 жыл бұрын
This is so powerful. I'm holding back tears...
@HammMann
@HammMann 2 жыл бұрын
nevermind i just cried.
@opalyasu7159
@opalyasu7159 Жыл бұрын
if i could cry, i would
@tiredideabox
@tiredideabox 5 жыл бұрын
Me: pass the aux cord Friend: You better not play trash Me: Edit: 69 likes, nice.
@desructivtehgamer
@desructivtehgamer 3 жыл бұрын
some idiot liked at 69
@TheOne_6
@TheOne_6 8 ай бұрын
who doesn't like unexpected item in bagging area anyway
@disku_
@disku_ 4 жыл бұрын
This is still a banger after all these years
@FLCollection620
@FLCollection620 2 жыл бұрын
Yep
Жыл бұрын
Outdated now
@connor9568
@connor9568 9 жыл бұрын
Imma forget my change and especially my notes
@robbielennon9803
@robbielennon9803 9 жыл бұрын
I do the opposite always forget your change especially notes😁
@hussaina.4431
@hussaina.4431 5 жыл бұрын
r/madlads
@northernleigonare
@northernleigonare 5 жыл бұрын
I did that once. Put in a £20, took the change, forgot the note. Walked back about 5 minutes later (if that) and had to explain what happened. I felt like such an idiot but fortunately because I worked there it may have helped me get the money back, even if it was out of hours.
@charIiee
@charIiee 2 жыл бұрын
true madlad
@TheOne_6
@TheOne_6 8 ай бұрын
and make my tesco points subtract too
@IncertusVeritas
@IncertusVeritas 9 жыл бұрын
Bewildered by the awesome graphics on this ad! Must have cost a fortune.
@ViciousFriendlyFish
@ViciousFriendlyFish 9 жыл бұрын
As somebody who works at Tesco, I think I can speak on behalf of everybody when I say that the change from "Thank you for shopping at Tesco" to "HO HO HO! MERRY CHRISTMAS" is kind of creepy/comical. I've observed many a shocked reaction from customers. xD
@bedfordshireeastmidlandstrains
@bedfordshireeastmidlandstrains 2 жыл бұрын
I absolutely hate using this and I think it gives TESCO a bad reputation
@systemvoid287
@systemvoid287 9 жыл бұрын
Holy shit... Tesco just got a lot more intense and exciting! I mean, I might go right now to hear these amazing things at the self service checkouts!
@slothfromthegoonies8201
@slothfromthegoonies8201 9 жыл бұрын
"Unexpected item in bagging area, please remove it peasant."
@bruhmoment6081
@bruhmoment6081 5 жыл бұрын
I have this on loop and I'm officially ready for the next 5 hours
@The_Davo_Domain
@The_Davo_Domain 5 жыл бұрын
These may be gone from Tesco, but some of the self service machines in WHSmith stores use the old interface
@freddyfazburet8821
@freddyfazburet8821 Жыл бұрын
WE GETTIN OUT OF TESCO WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥🔥
@solowplaysmc9013
@solowplaysmc9013 6 жыл бұрын
Who's here from the meme with the gnome?
@yeezy116
@yeezy116 6 жыл бұрын
Solowplaysmc me lol
@marymorones5662
@marymorones5662 6 жыл бұрын
Me
@kamphet1987
@kamphet1987 6 жыл бұрын
me
@liamsmith2766
@liamsmith2766 6 жыл бұрын
Me
@etiennevandaele5234
@etiennevandaele5234 6 жыл бұрын
U mean keemstar?
@CmdrDudge
@CmdrDudge 9 жыл бұрын
Is this like the old Tom Tom voices? Can I get Yoda in my store? "unexpected item in your bag there is" or "forget your change you will not" cheers!
@cubo9342
@cubo9342 9 жыл бұрын
Will it still be shouting at me to take my items when im packing.......
@connorking2530
@connorking2530 9 жыл бұрын
+Seyf It's not shouting at you, it's for when you're holding your loaf of bread in your hand whilst drooling and the self service is saying rather loudly " please place the item in the bagging area" so a Customer Assistant can come over and tell you to put the item you have just scanned in the bagging area.
@cubo9342
@cubo9342 9 жыл бұрын
Thats got nothing to do with what i said lol.. im saying when im done and im packing my items away and it keeps telling me to pack.
@connorking2530
@connorking2530 9 жыл бұрын
Seyf It says "Please take your items"
@cubo9342
@cubo9342 9 жыл бұрын
Good job?
@Timewyrm1989
@Timewyrm1989 9 жыл бұрын
Must've had a high production value for graphics like that... the red and the blue really stand out!
@louisce7434
@louisce7434 6 жыл бұрын
my wife loved this tune rip teresa youre the one
@scoopshort
@scoopshort Жыл бұрын
We Stealin with this one 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
@freyaarmstrong9436
@freyaarmstrong9436 4 жыл бұрын
i miss being at tescos so im listening to this to make me feel better
@clairejules-saffu
@clairejules-saffu 9 жыл бұрын
His voice is soothing! Look forward to hearing the new voices. Nice change to have a man too ;)
@gman_613
@gman_613 6 жыл бұрын
This is so beautiful, I almost cried.
@thomasawl
@thomasawl 2 жыл бұрын
Machine: do you have a clubcard? Me: no, and anyways it’s only milk. Machine: One million quid then fuckhead
@krisztianfeher855
@krisztianfeher855 9 жыл бұрын
There was nothing wrong with the previous voice. If someone find that stressful, that person should stay at home all day and not interact with anyone.
@Kalash74
@Kalash74 Жыл бұрын
imo the woman voice gets annoying when it keeps telling you stuff like "remove this item from bagging area"
@CrazyDiamond050
@CrazyDiamond050 3 жыл бұрын
Guys I think there's an unexpected item in the bagging area 😳
@matthe3234
@matthe3234 9 жыл бұрын
"Tesco says a new male voice will make self-service checkouts "friendlier, more helpful and less talkative". HAHA
@Bootwhiskers
@Bootwhiskers 9 жыл бұрын
It must have taken a huge committee of Tesco's finest minds, sweating in a hot board room for days on end, to think of a way of actually making the self-checkout voice more annoying. But by God, they did it. If there's one thing Britons hate more than being told what to do, it's having an excessively cheery person politely suggest what they ought to do.
@TheWoodpecker1
@TheWoodpecker1 9 жыл бұрын
Best Video ever, got to watch in 1080P!
@not_idekwid
@not_idekwid 5 жыл бұрын
This should be a KZbin Ad
@zabbas9371
@zabbas9371 Жыл бұрын
This has been my alarm clock for almost 2 minutes
@keirontravis
@keirontravis 6 жыл бұрын
i think of the video of the Squid Sisters hitting the whip and nae nae with this in the background a lot
@MasterChief-wd9oi
@MasterChief-wd9oi 3 жыл бұрын
This saved my marriage
@TorutheRedFox
@TorutheRedFox 6 жыл бұрын
b e a u t i f u l I honestly miss the old voice
@JacobEvans2
@JacobEvans2 9 жыл бұрын
I would like to see celebrity voices at these tills. Joanna Lumley and Nigella Lawson for when I want to relax, and a shouting Jeremy Clarkson, or a swearing Gordon Ramsay for when I am angry.
@MurrayLewis
@MurrayLewis 9 жыл бұрын
This guy was the voice of the narrator and a load of other characters in Astroloco: Worst Contact!
@HalfDayHero
@HalfDayHero 9 жыл бұрын
Every checkout that has a human-being on it has its own unique voice, it really is quite something.
@iBDWR
@iBDWR 5 жыл бұрын
what if you wanted to go to heaven but God said:
@gacha_rose7027
@gacha_rose7027 5 жыл бұрын
LOL TESCO THIS HAS BECAME A MEME FOR THE YEAR SIX'S AT SCHOOL
@AlizaBunn
@AlizaBunn 5 жыл бұрын
ok
@goldenheart6874
@goldenheart6874 Ай бұрын
i REALLY needed to see tesco news today
@jamaln9056
@jamaln9056 9 жыл бұрын
I can't wait till somebody uses these voice clips in a vine
@robobkerman4922
@robobkerman4922 6 жыл бұрын
Jamal N that has now become a reality
@That-FedEx-DC10
@That-FedEx-DC10 2 жыл бұрын
This inspired me so much im crying rn
@FlushedAway
@FlushedAway 6 жыл бұрын
this is beautiful
@scousertom0388
@scousertom0388 Жыл бұрын
0:04 Andy Turvey's voice.
@Aditya-nc1ch
@Aditya-nc1ch 2 жыл бұрын
This changed my life
@xavstersiseverywhere5090
@xavstersiseverywhere5090 3 жыл бұрын
THEY RECENTLY CHANGED THE VOICE LINES ON THE SELF CHECKOUT SERVICE PLEASE TESCO RESTORE THEM!
@dyingscarlet
@dyingscarlet 2 жыл бұрын
They did *what.*
@mdman141
@mdman141 3 жыл бұрын
Why do I find this hilarious, help, I'm broken
@johnmc3862
@johnmc3862 Жыл бұрын
I am a Tesco lifer and I love this.
@OrionHartwick
@OrionHartwick 3 жыл бұрын
I love the "please take your change notes are dispensed below thee scanner"
@declanw038
@declanw038 6 жыл бұрын
This some fire mixtape bruh
@alzur4234
@alzur4234 4 жыл бұрын
Me : Inserts wrong amount Machine : Please fuck off
@GrindTheIdiotOnline
@GrindTheIdiotOnline 9 жыл бұрын
Really high quality graphics. Are you sure this wasn't done by Grubse?
@robobkerman4922
@robobkerman4922 6 жыл бұрын
Me: yo pass the aux cord Friend: you better not play trash Me: This video
@neofox.
@neofox. 9 жыл бұрын
If you end up here after a YT bing, it's time to say goodnight.
@rb1003
@rb1003 9 жыл бұрын
This redefined my life
@utopiaa_1775
@utopiaa_1775 6 жыл бұрын
now THIS is quality music
@erzan
@erzan 9 жыл бұрын
I never thought I'd say this but I think I prefer "Unexpected item in the bagging area."
@NeilRanasinghaDesireToLove
@NeilRanasinghaDesireToLove 9 жыл бұрын
Omg he's the voice from the driving theory test CD LOL
@StugPrimeEnjoyer
@StugPrimeEnjoyer Жыл бұрын
This is a certified hood classic.
@PajamaFrix
@PajamaFrix 6 жыл бұрын
The only good Gorillaz song.
@tiredideabox
@tiredideabox 5 жыл бұрын
i like it when 2D said "please don't forget your change."
@tigerface6974
@tigerface6974 6 жыл бұрын
I love your vids keep it up!
@AldienePereiraDosSantos
@AldienePereiraDosSantos Жыл бұрын
0:08 UNEXCEPTED ITEM IN BAGGING AREA, ALL OF YOUR TESCO POINTS AT UP!
@cameroncoleman1560
@cameroncoleman1560 6 жыл бұрын
Tesco dropping fire tunes
@Fabiiscool1
@Fabiiscool1 2 жыл бұрын
bro why is this kinda funny
@Matt9019
@Matt9019 9 жыл бұрын
The club card could hold your preferences for language, gender or celeb. (I don't want to be held up behind someone going through a selection of voices at the checkout). And another thing, is that the same male voice that does the safety instructions on budget airlines?
@jrgboy
@jrgboy 7 жыл бұрын
Where I live I nearly always use self service, I usually have 10 items or less , now they have stopped checkouts for 10 or less items, I won't use Aldi or Lidell cos they only have 2 checkouts open and I am nor prepared to wait 10 minutes to be served - get more staff or make them all self service
@XLDProductions
@XLDProductions 5 жыл бұрын
Thank you tesco, very cool
@SomeRandomPiggo
@SomeRandomPiggo 4 жыл бұрын
Thank you for shopping at Morrisons.
@northernleigonare
@northernleigonare 2 жыл бұрын
I forgot my notes once. Fortunately I got the money back but it did make me feel like a dumbo.
@HyperboltEDM
@HyperboltEDM 6 жыл бұрын
i vibe to this
@jono_high
@jono_high 6 жыл бұрын
ALEX WHY ARE YOU HERE LMFAO
@FC360D
@FC360D 9 жыл бұрын
I don't mind the current voice, although I rarely pay attention to it, they should upgrade the computer systems while they install the new voice as I've had a checkout freeze on me twice and the pay at pump system too many times to count lol
@iamfinners
@iamfinners 5 жыл бұрын
the best video on the internet
@GkngHnyj
@GkngHnyj 10 күн бұрын
I want Tesco's voice "Approval Needed"
@matt-py9jh
@matt-py9jh 4 жыл бұрын
This is gonna be playing at my funeral
@LouzDAgamer
@LouzDAgamer 5 жыл бұрын
I love the meme came back in 2019 😂😂
@neonconfection
@neonconfection 6 жыл бұрын
Thank you for this.
@joeroberts4895
@joeroberts4895 9 жыл бұрын
notes are dispensed below the scanning area
@chillifl159
@chillifl159 5 ай бұрын
0:08 I GOT THE POWER
@ziggytheassassin5835
@ziggytheassassin5835 6 жыл бұрын
Best op of all time hands down
@Lollipopadventures
@Lollipopadventures 9 ай бұрын
“I GOT THE POWER”
@ATAAM2763
@ATAAM2763 Жыл бұрын
If Tesco had another one bring it back
@evil1st
@evil1st Жыл бұрын
This sounds exactly like a British version of the Walmart checkout voice lol
@isobelparry.x4860
@isobelparry.x4860 6 жыл бұрын
Thank you for shopping at tesco
@raphaeltoast
@raphaeltoast Жыл бұрын
0:00 me sitting on the weighing machine because it's a nice seat
@davidperry4013
@davidperry4013 Жыл бұрын
I wish it said insert "Note or select payment type. Use PIN pad to complete transaction. Thank you for shopping at Tesco."
@chrisusher7097
@chrisusher7097 9 жыл бұрын
that's 20 seconds of my life I'll never get back
@kamphet1987
@kamphet1987 6 жыл бұрын
no it's 20 great seconds of your life you'll never lose
@quivel_m
@quivel_m 2 жыл бұрын
evil Tesco be like: "expected item in bagging area. keep this item before continuing"
@CometMedalChavez
@CometMedalChavez 6 жыл бұрын
I love how this is a meme now, lol
@chemicalbrucey157
@chemicalbrucey157 3 жыл бұрын
"Now fuck off out of my store"
@ROWDYFLOWERGIRL
@ROWDYFLOWERGIRL 6 жыл бұрын
My favorite song
@CEOof_pipbert
@CEOof_pipbert Жыл бұрын
I have all of these lines burnt into my skull
@alexaddy5221
@alexaddy5221 6 жыл бұрын
Absolutely tear jerking this one
@DIOsNotDead
@DIOsNotDead 5 ай бұрын
Lyrics: Unexpected item in bagging area Remove this item before continuing This can now be placed in your bag Club card accepted All of your points add up Please take your change Notes are dispensed below the scanner Please don't forget your change, especially notes
@XLDProductions
@XLDProductions 5 жыл бұрын
can you make a 10h one
@royalanneestatebloxburg3759
@royalanneestatebloxburg3759 3 жыл бұрын
Oml this is amazing meme
@cdcomum6718
@cdcomum6718 4 жыл бұрын
Erro Bear theme but calm
@TheEnglishTrainSpotter2021
@TheEnglishTrainSpotter2021 5 жыл бұрын
This is what my life was made for
@silverismoney
@silverismoney 3 жыл бұрын
Play it on a loop on your phone and stand next to someone in the self-scan area.
@PinchedCake6
@PinchedCake6 11 ай бұрын
I’M DOING THIS!
@cymrulink6209
@cymrulink6209 6 жыл бұрын
Great Father! Love it!
@jackconran
@jackconran 7 ай бұрын
Unexpected item in bagging area remove this item before continuing This can now be placed in your bag Clubcard accepted. All of your Tesco points add up Please Take your change notes are dispensed below the scanner Please Don't Forget your change especially notes
@LAMF24
@LAMF24 11 ай бұрын
Stay where you are, we need to check you're not stealing from us.
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