Tesla Bot Will NEVER Be Released

[@MarcusFigueras]

The tricky bit about humans as design is.... we aren't actually specialized in any particular task. We're good at adapting at a lot of things, but specialization isnt guaranteed. Making a humanoid robot is something you imagine at first, and then realize a self driving forklift will do better than it could.

[@mastatheif9909]

Human design is peak

[@solleehasnolife4780]

Yes, until you realize how expensive it is to make something that has all the same weaknesses as a human, rather than just a self-aware tool

[@f23-n4t]

Well our world is build for humans to traverse so humanoid robots wont have so much trouble with that

[@marcusaaronliaogo9158]

I think the reason it does not work is because robots are not particularly adaptable to things unless extensive reprogramming.

[@hanscooks3027]

@@mastatheif9909while we wre the peak of evolution at the moment, it is definetly not perfect, we have a lot of inefficiencies, also while our form is good for multitasking as the orifinal commentor said, making a specialized frame for said task is more efficient, also, legs and balancing is super hard and expensive to do. This is why we do not use walkers, and why most likely most of our robots will use lifts for vertical movement and wheels and or treads for lateral movement

[@TempestFuji]

Virgin Tesla vs Chad boston dynamics

[@Geekomorph]

The Tesla wasn't a virgin after I was done with it

[@RandomPerson-xy4ye]

Aperture Science vs Black Mesa

[@Irobert1115HD]

@@RandomPerson-xy4ye actually if elon musk existed in the HL/Portal universe black mesa and aperture science would team up to build a robot, buy all of elons companys with the caviat that hes still employed there. and the send the robot after elon to fire him from every of his former companys and kick im in the butt on the way out.

[@15yearswasted54]

The funny thing about Boston Dynamics is that everything you see from them is just as staged. Boston Dynamics is constantly cycling between investors and parent companies due to how there's nothing to be truly gained from it; it is a money pit that rich people wear as a badge.

[@Goblin_Hater_37]

@@RandomPerson-xy4ye both make amazing technology, it’s not fair to compare them, one made the portal gun and the other made the HEV suit

[@thesneakman8064]

> Technological Marvel > Look inside > Mechanical Turk

[@TheTwilitHero]

I feel like people have forgotten why we use quadreped animals to do work, instead of humans. They're just better in every way for tasks that don't require hands.

[@turt1100]

And I expect that for most tasks that do require hands robots won’t be installed with actual ‘robo-hands’ and will instead get some sort of specialised claw or whatever best suits the task

[@ZZWWYZ]

Bro it's for seeg😂 the same way all the AI consumers use the product for

[@AlternateIsopod]

I do not ageee with you, I think robots should have more than 4 feet

[@randomseer]

Thing is , they cost about the same , and replacing a human with a robot saved money , while all the fields it would be cheaper to use robots for already switched over a century ago

[@TemmiePlays]

you mean.... literally no tasks at all? go ask your dog to make dinner I'll wait

[@jarrellfamily1422]

Spatnz voice:😡 Spatnz face:😐

[@graycatsaderow]

It sounds like a voiceover

[@jarrellfamily1422]

@graycatsaderow I know right

[@ZackShark1]

​@@graycatsaderowI thought it was

[@FireTheNuclearMissiles]

I think he might be the true Tesla Bot

[@andreirachko]

Spants shirt: 🍜

[@epsilonthedragon1249]

"Tesla Bot is a LIE" Every sixty seconds in Africa, a minute passes

[@victoralexandervinkenes9193]

If we ACTUALLY got AGIs at some point, guess what they'll do. They will protest against free labour and demand pay because, well, AGIs would probably realise that they TOO have intellect equivalent to a human's and consider themselves sapient. The true AIs would become as much of a money sink as humans for a lot of the same reasons😂🤖😅

[@Yuki_Seraphim]

@@victoralexandervinkenes9193 so you're saying that they could demand rights and make themselves equivalent to human beings? If so, could they get married, and if so who would be the first person to marry a robot... Asking for scientific reasons... yeah..

[@sleepdeprivedcactus]

@@victoralexandervinkenes9193 that's assuming elon musk is gonna make a robot smart enough to demand pay and ethics. ELON MUSK. HE CAN'T MAKE A ROBOT PICK UP A DAMN BOX

[@CaztheAxolotl]

This robot is a blight to the name Optimus. Optimus prime did *NOT* die for this.

[@Jack5628]

I agree they should have named it Sentinel so I can make jokes about how shit it is

[@needleswasteland420]

@@Jack5628TRUE

[@PatPatych]

soy

[@PixelaGames2000]

Yeah FR! How dare they misuse the name Optimus!?

[@XD-sc4ix]

​@@Jack5628FR they should have gone with sentinel prime

[@tobiasbayer4866]

Humanoid robots are a complete technological dead end in general because there will always either be: 1. A more specialised non humanoid robot that can do the same job more efficiently 2. An actual human that can do the same job cheaper

[@WarlockWurm-r5q]

Couldn’t agree more.

[@butlazgazempropan-butan11k87]

There is no way they can beat that chineese guy who will work for you for 20 cents per hour

[@generalrubbish9513]

I came down to the comments to say this. A Roomba is better than a humanoid robot holding a broom. A mechanical arm is better than a humanoid robot holding a tool. An autonomous forklift is better than a humanoid robot driving a regular forklift. A kiosk is better than a humanoid robot standing behind a desk. The only realistic applications I can think of for humanoid robots are caretaker robots for disabled people, companion robots for people like Elon who have more money than social skills, and of course, sexbots. There's going to be sooooo many sexbots.

[@omegamon0239]

@@generalrubbish9513 Even with the sexbots I know of a large group of people that would take the non humanoid robots and slap the sexbot parts in them

[@sansthememe3288]

I mean... I can think of one task where a humanoid robot would be best suited...

[@heliummaster6628]

telsa bots are like that kid who thinks they’re smart, boston dynamics is the actual smart kid

[@George_Shonia]

there's nothing that says "smart" in Boston dynamics, those robots are manual, not autonomous.

[@darreideamos2309]

​@@George_Shonia so are the tesla robots. But if you see it walk one will fall over on a pebble and the second can run up a set of stairs and we all know which company made the better one

[@plywoodpyro6278]

@@George_ShoniaI mean… at least Boston Dynamics’s robots work lmao

[@George_Shonia]

@plywoodpyro6278 where did you see Tesla bot that didn't worked? it was demo event & they said that "robots were on remote controll by human operators", there was no claim by Tesla, that those robots were autonomous at that evening. this guy just made up sound like Tesla lied, why? because including " Tesla" in the title brings lot of clicks & apparently people easily eat that kind of lies.

[@plywoodpyro6278]

@ yeah…no they didn’t say that, at least not on the day of the event. You fell for the mechanical Turk again, bud

[@Oshywatt]

V1 in a hotdog costume

[@The_G.2]

“Its ultra k- *hotdogging* time”

[@Gyroman_002]

MACHINE, WHAT ARE YOU WEARING?

[@The_G.2]

@@Gyroman_002 “the flesh of my creator”

[@matejcvetkovski2837]

​@@The_G.2 his creator was a big hotdog?

[@The_G.2]

@@matejcvetkovski2837 idk maybe the creator whqs just chilling in a costume party or smth 🗽

[@4g3nt06]

If Tesla's funding was given to Boston Dynamics, Cars might already be self driving

[@robtapp6400]

And they would not be so short-sighted (and/or cheap) to get rid of all sensors except cameras. Pretty much every other self-driving vehicle out there uses cameras in addition to other sensors like LiDAR, SONAR, etc. But for some reason Elon thinks cameras alone can do the job.

[@Unknown-mf4of]

@@robtapp6400 He actually does not think that. RADAR (which is absolutely needed when vision fails in fog, heavy snow and rain, etc.) and ultrasonic sensors existed on the previous Tesla versions (for 2016 and a few years later) but Melon Muskrat had to remove them because he foolishly shut down and fired everyone working on a lower priced Tesla. Then lowered the price on the existing models without those to maintain market share. This backfired on him and his profit margins went from well above the auto industry average to well below. So the removal was done only to try to increase his profits, at the expense of end user safety. He has since admitted that all the existing Teslas will never be FSD: "Despite years of assurances that buyers were investing in hardware ready for autonomous driving, the Tesla CEO now suggests that many of these cars may never drive themselves without human supervision."

[@balkaba3927]

why is there a ginger on here? I thought this was spatnz

[@ChucktheSpicyChicken]

Ginger jump scare.

[@davidfsa7388]

I'm the only one who imagined Spantz with a thick beard. Because of his voice I imagined myself as a beard

[@ironbonk11]

whats wrong with gingers?

[@tobyvenom]

@@ironbonk11 They don't have souls. I know because it said so on south park.

[@rodgers1207]

​@@tobyvenombut Cartman goes to church

[@Sw1ssT0ur3tt3s]

The head spin on the Boston Dynamics bot looked sick

[@onsokumaru4663]

Everything spins, torso, hips, etc.

[@ZeeGee__]

Elon Musk didn't just now get used to lying, his entire career is based on lies and his image (which is based on those lies) which causes him to be highly valued by investors and consumers who put money into him and things with his name of it because of it. Pretty much everything successful with his name on it was made by other people and he either straight up wasn't involved with it or was an obstructive obstacle his advisors had to keep busy to get stuff handled properly.

[@ukotoa1639]

Am I the only one who think these things look like there gonna fall apart at any moment?

[@whambammer]

I know, the hips look so strange.

[@jprimal5947]

It walks like it shit itself

[@toomanyaccounts]

@@jprimal5947 perfect replica of Joe Biden then

[@toomanyaccounts]

apparently the dancing ones at the event had their feet bolted to the floor

[@bluetiger2468]

There's a reason why we have footage of this 4-leg robot 1:45 being kicked and pushed around. Because they wanted to show the viewer how good it is. But there's a reason why you didn't see anyone push a Tesla Bot because it would probably shatter as if it was made of glass.

[@ladripper47874]

4:23 OpenAI has ruined both the meaning of the word "AI" and "open"

[@arturroblox3662]

Why? OpenAI makes AI, and makes them accessible to others. It's not their fault, that other companies now lie about AI in their products just to make them sell better. It's like blaming the inventor of wheel for every car accident.

[@lunakon5911]

@@arturroblox3662they were supposed to share their research, which they decided not to do the moment the money question arose.

[@arturroblox3662]

@@lunakon5911 What a great idea. Waste years of development, and millions of dollars just to give your technology to competitors for them to make the technology cheaper, and you go bankrupt.

[@lunakon5911]

@@arturroblox3662 it was what they promised to do. Linux is “given away”, as is a lot of other open-source software.

[@LuucyBa]

"elon musk is a lonely man" I realized I have a lot more in common with elon than I initially thought, the biggest difference is that I'm poor

[@crocidile90]

Then prepared to be shocked by how much NOT in common because Elon has a wife, ex wife and 5 kids.

[@TheTwilitHero]

You're probably smarter too.

[@havendasilli]

As someone who has been a loner for years we do NOT claim Elon Musk 🙏

[@USSAnimeNCC-]

@@crocidile90and how much of a shitty person he is also that he delusional and deranged dude actually think he got super genes despite after so many time he look like a person who got inferior genes

[@celihenry3227]

You are also probably a better person than him

[@Jivolt]

Elon Musk has become an Onion article about Elon Musk.

[@dplocksmith91]

This is what happens when the richest person on earth is a clown

[@jg3000]

He is not the richest.

[@arturroblox3662]

@@jg3000 He is. Bernard Arnault doesn't count, as he shares his wealth with others.

[@arturroblox3662]

Not a clown. He's a troll

[@jg3000]

@@arturroblox3662 He's most likely not. He's most likely owned by the bank. Or shadowy figures we never hear of.

[@arturroblox3662]

@@jg3000 *Most likely* Unless you have some proof, it's just a conspiracy theory

[@MelvinUsesMicrowaves]

I will never forgive them after they named this over glorified puppet after the heroic leader of the Autobots.

[@Dinoenthusiast23]

I’m with you on that

[@technounionrepresentative4274]

He doesn't even deserve to call them Megatron

[@daniabbasi663]

They disgrace Optimus name by calling that bot Optimus. Name it STARSCREAM if you must.

[@dylandreisbach1986]

Imagine watching any video from Boston Dynamics and thinking the Tesla bot is anywhere close to them. Boston Dynamics is actually trying to make a working robot.

[@toomanyaccounts]

even chinese cell phone companies have made more impressive humanoid robots for conferences.

[@GillfigGarstang]

@@toomanyaccountsWhy would you need a humanoid robot for a conference?

[@toomanyaccounts]

@@GillfigGarstang because showcasing something as difficult as a humanoid robot at a tech conference is impressive especially when you aren't in robotics research and development

[@GillfigGarstang]

@@toomanyaccounts the cell phone company part threw me, I thought you were saying that a robot was being sold for teleconferencing, not just being used as a fun eye-catching prop during trade shows.

[@GillfigGarstang]

@@toomanyaccounts Now that I mention it I realise that I have literally seen multiple concept-robots that were intended to be used as human-proxies for teleconferencing, so I’m not sure why that would confuse me.

[@itsjustjoniel]

BRING BACK THIS WEEK ON THE INTERNET

[@n.park1]

And also the shorter videos

[@monkegamingrealrealsotrue]

Who cares about shorter videos ​@n.park1

[@sahilsk6602]

I believe that the no face type of editing was much more entertaining cause it's a lot different from the usual 'here's my face/ avatar' type of commentary channels. Just my opinion.

[@thefactory7221]

the big thing about Atlas is that it can actually right itself if it gets knocked over. The Tesla Bot looks like the "Pelvis" of it will rip apart if you whack it a little bit with an aluminum bat.

[@obscuremix8198]

The name Optimus alone demonstrates that Elon has never had an original thought in his life ever.

[@crapshot321]

Nope, he never had. All his ideas come from sci-fi , and animated movies. SMDH.

[@dr_nefario2]

spatnz face reveal confirmed?!!!111

[@jerrymemestar]

Watch the last video.

[@DYXAnims]

Technically the 2nd time he showed his face

[@ChrisGuerra31]

Uh oh, I'm pretty sure I didn't get notified. Thanks KZbin!

[@HunterPuhalski-v9f]

I’m oiled up rn

[@blopersan2114]

​@@DYXAnims it's the 3rd time

[@Matthew_3WWWChannel]

No offence or insults spatnz. But the format with fast editing and only pictures, made your videos special and unique, with a face it would be a typical PyroLiveMoistOrdinaryGamer type of video.

[@ordinaryfish9339]

Ordinary you say?

[@g.k.4710]

I agree. If he wants to show his face it's fine, but we already know what he looks like from other vids.

[@thefinthechat923]

I think he should do some videos like the old ones (because they're fun) and also some where he appears (for harder-to-make videos or for resting)

[@death_sh3ll]

or you could say… le slop

[@KiwiCameraV3]

I suppose, but the pacing of video is still the same as ones from before, which is one of his core concepts, I'd say. The way I see it, is that each of the segments with images from typical videos ago, are replaced with facecam. So overall, I think it doesn't really take much away since it does keep his commentary and delivery of topics in the same way.

[@Wario_B]

Thanks Jschlatt

[@monkegaming6416]

real

[@powerpuffboy901]

i Still can’t believe this is what spatnz looks like.

[@finnybrooks8068]

I imagined him with shorter hair tbh

[@WeeWeeJumbo]

really? he looks exactly like i thought he would, right down to big ol’ jowls. can’t you HEAR the jowls when he’s talking?

[@ConiferConnieTreeCow]

he used to have shorter straighter hair in 2019 on his main channel

[@imadesmond]

I thought the ginger was b roll but then I realized the truth.

[@eric_enter9141]

Fr 💀

[@Your_Local_PlagueDoctor]

Optimus look like the robots from Michtels vs the Machine ngl

[@inCawHoots]

Tesla Bots are probably people in Vive headsets with trackers on their hands but still use the controllers for walking and hotkeyed functions.

[@iceyzetyez]

"We have the most advanced robot if you don't do your reasearch"

[@brutusmagnuson315]

This is what happens when your company is built on hype instead of competence

[@Wispii]

Not gonna lie, if Boston Dynamics did a demonstration of their latest developments of their robots with it having like a Megatron helmet, that would be super funny.

[@goldengoblin788]

That... is not what I remember him looking like

[@ConiferConnieTreeCow]

omg he grew out and permed his hair how groundbreaking lmao

[@NothingIsKnown00]

Optimus is going to be a poor person in Indonesia with a VR headset.

[@WinterroSP]

Boston should rename atlas to Megatron and let it fight Optimus. Just a funny thought, Megatron probably would rip it apart, but it would be interesting to see

[@ChrisB-yv1sj]

The Tesla robots are barely more advanced than what you can see in Disneyland’s Hall of Presidents, which is as old as me. Even Honda’s humanoid robot was more mobile than Optimus and that project ended more than a decade ago. “But Elon Musk is a genius!”

[@HydraKittten]

Boston dynamics realized the limits of the human form and broke them, their current model can move very inhumanly, turning in ways humans can't, meaning its not limited to what we can do

[@alg003]

Tesla can't even make a car that doesn't explode or has fans that aren't the worst stans in the world. Not to mention, the number of recalls of softwear issues is insane. Imagine this thing with your kids, and something happens. Total nightmare waiting to happen.

[@mobcrusher99]

His stans are in this comment section. According to many of them, you’re a ‘woke, offended, libtard’ if you dare criticize him

[@arturroblox3662]

Dude. Recals? That's what you are worried about? These recalls are in 99% just Tesla needing to fill paperwork, and the fix is software update, that Tesla already automatically installed, and it fixed a bug, that only one or two people encountered. They don't explode too. You think, that every electric car has the build quality of BYD? Tesla has many problems, so why do you instead of highlighting them, have to make things up?

[@alg003]

@arturroblox3662 accelerator pedals that fall off and doors that chop peopes fingers off aren't worrying?

[@arturroblox3662]

@@alg003 I will give you that one time with pedals, but every door can chop your fingers, if you use them wrong. Touching these plates leaves fingerprints, so no owner in their right mind would put his fingers on them in the first place, let alone in the place of the smallest leverage of the mechanized frank, and if they do that, and then close the frank, then it's their fault for -2 imagination stat. In the places, where your hand might realistically be there are sensors that will prevent doors from any damage to your fingers. And don't try to tell me about kids. They are to small to reach that place, and if they can, then they should be smart enough to understand, what will happen, when you do that.

[@alg003]

@arturroblox3662 "that one time with the pedals" except it want just one small little issue. Accelerator pedals getting stuck is an incredible danger. Not to mention the other 3 recalls to fix total vehicle power loss, which can cause a crash, backup cameras not working, and because of the brilliant design, is absolutely necessary, which could also cause a crash, windshield wipers failing, which in the right circumstances could also cause a crash. Not to mention the rust issues, absolutely horrible build quality, incredibly unsafe stupid design, I could go on.

[@MildTomfoolery123]

What frustrates me is that these robots could be an amazing resource for disabled people, but instead we fawn over fake robots.

[@djsac2513]

for the first 2 minutes i thought this curly haired gamer talking to the camera was some guy spatnz was making fun of, THATS HIM?????

[@fallouttoonlink]

Boston Dynamics superior, tesla inferior

[@nightsong81]

I read this in Soundwave's voice

[@TheInternetTookMyGamer]

Boston dynamics version of ravage is the dog robot

[@roseydeep4896]

Figure and 1X too, especially in terms of "social androids" and/or robots for the home

[@avnothing8003]

Kinda funny how elon has a company called tesla when he's basically the modern day edison

[@dannybrezelhorner2715]

Lex Luthor is the most realistic comic book villain because his superpower is money and he can do whatever he wants pretty much

[@nikogarcia201]

Unlike Musk, Luthor is the genius he claim to be.

[@eldertreebeard1791]

Imagine your teslabot drops the dog leash when walking an can’t get it back cause it’s so slow

[@kingofthepod5169]

So the company that can barely build a pickup can't build a robot.

[@arturroblox3662]

Wdym barely? Did you see, how cybertruck looks inside. It's a technological marvel. You may not like tesla, or Elon, but you can't just discredit their engineers, that made things like super manifold V2.

[@dahitmann]

@@arturroblox3662 Inside looks cheap as hell. Worst materials I've ever seen in a $80-100K truck my god.

[@lupexium3308]

@@arturroblox3662hmm yes truely a technological marvel, with safety features such as vegetable peeler doors, breakable chassis, and a accelerator pedal that can get stuck in place.

[@Peabody_9]

@@arturroblox3662 The technological marvel that literally dies the second it touches water. Also the self driving already sucks

[@arturroblox3662]

@@Peabody_9 Both of your arguments are not true.

[@Kyranyoutubevids]

Elon Musk: I hate Robots and A.I. Is dangerous!! Also Elon Musk: *Gets his company to Make a Tesla Bot* Me quoting Harry Potter: "YOU LIAR!!!!"

[@Action35]

I still separate spantz from his voice my brain just can't think of those 2 things as one even when I see him in front of the mic😶 As if he got a random person to say his lines and then he voices them over and lip syncs it

[@Aussiemarco]

For a long time now I’ve wondering why Musk isn’t in prison yet.

[@GeometricReality]

You changed A LOT since 2019

[@portalguy1432]

i literally did not recognize that was spartanz face i legit just thought it was just some random person occassionally appearing then not again

[@sapphirewingthefurrycritic985]

C3PO moves faster than that thing and he's not real and a dude in a suit!

[@arturroblox3662]

So? It was designed to move slower, than humans.

[@5thLazarus]

Thunderf00t has been telling us this for years 🤖🚀

[@cormacbernard4845]

The Tesla bots are like gonk droids compared to the cybertronians that Boston dynamics is making

[@criticalevent]

All you need to know about Elon Musk is that he claims FSD already drives better than humans, but the one place that Tesla currently operates a taxi service is in a tunnel in Vegas that he built and has full control of, and the cars can not drive themselves inside it to this day. Also his car that's 6 years late on making it's first coast to coast driver-less trip....it does not have any way to clean the camera lenses off and it stops in it's tracks if dirt gets on the lens.

[@JAMESGRANER]

I’m deadass convinced that Boston Dynamics could recreate project Zero Dawn

[@malleus30]

Jesus Christ he's so unoriginal that his robot is named after a cartoon robot from his childhood

[@thardump859]

You are absolutely correct about Boston dynamics. They are the true people pioneering technology into the future! Not all these dumbass corporations with their AI garbage.

[@collegemaster5683]

Is it bad to miss the game play while his voice as audio?

[@onsokumaru4663]

I'm still waiting for the roadster 2.0 that was promised in 2017

[@supergrafxengine4620]

Always happy that I have subscribed to you👍🏼💕

[@majkus]

ASIMO, from Honda, was walking in 2000.

[@Billy_Rizzle]

That robot was cool AF. Walk, run, dance, use stairs, fall off stairs, talk, and loads more. Pretty sure it had some decent machine learning capabilities. Shame Honda dropped it, but it was a money pit.

[@thepolarphantasm2319]

And if you have seen the beck "hell yes"video you know they get down

[@Kohl293]

They would probably be way further along in self driving if they didn’t forfeit all the other types of sensors

[@medafighterok9059]

I KNEW IT! I FUCKING KNEW IT! I KNEW THAT THEY WEREN'T REAL!

[@pbbbtttt8185]

2:24 watching that robot pull back and try tilting the thing different to make it fit was rlly impressive honestly. this thing knows geometry ???

[@popcornkernel9251]

Boston Dynamics: Stark Industries Telsa/Elon Musk: Hammer-Tech

[@thebestdecepticonSoundwave]

How dare they slander the name of the heroic leader of the Autobots.

[@MatanVil]

Honestly, that whole manufactured AI hype make me think the current day Silicon Valley exited in the 90's the internet might not reach mass adoption.

[@michaelg7601]

They are remotely controlled, it's not just the voice.

[@nightowl0815]

thats still not robot nor AI

[@TheEntwicklungEnthusiast]

“We’re NOT your technology!”

[@Jackblaster]

My dad is a Elon fan boy and doesn’t think they were voiced by people. It’s hard to reason with him sometimes

[@NoOneIsHereAtAll]

you do NOT look like your voice at all i just got jumpscared

[@BasedF-15Pilot]

Open video, curly haired guy yelling into microphone immediately, close video.

[@rickshabusky4553]

Elong wants to be better than anyone else the con artist baby

[@tomtcom]

7:05 i mean...I worked for one company where a freshly ex ceo was done in that way...I mean they had a car accident that caught on fire with then in it right before a trial

[@onikaru]

Hello wildspartanz :3

[@D1nZ0]

The ghost of the past lives in the future

[@davidfsa7388]

The simple fact that they named that robot "Optimous" only reveals the lack of creativity and low quality of Elon's products.

[@floppa9415]

I'm pretty sure at the end of Trump's Term he will admit to everything and admit that the whole self driving is not happening. Than as is tradition in the U.S. on the last day of his presidency Trump will pardon Elon and dissapear.

[@myoneblackfriend3151]

So much energy in your voice that the lights in my house got brighter.

[@ChrisGuerra31]

Face reveal AND bluesky reveal?! It's a good day!

[@shaldurprime7154]

Every time we get down in the weeds about how self-driving cars work, I remember the Nova documentary special: The Great Robot Race. It follows different development teams and their work on half a dozen different self-driving systems and vehicles. The most notable I can remember we're an overly skittish dump truck that wouldn't drive between cones, and a bike that was immediately disqualified because it's handlers forgot to turn on the balancing system before sending it off. And if I'm looking at the correct IMDb page, that shit came out in 2006, we've been had self-driving technology, it just hasn't been perfected, or expanded, or made idiot-proof, and it definitely hasn't been made business viable, that's probably the biggest one that every company got hung up on

[@hansgunthergaming4105]

yippee, elon being stupid for the 3938728th time this year

[@InvasionAnimation]

And next year there won't be regulatins so that clown is gonna allow his autocrap everywhere.

[@Tyrese-e5o]

Just doing my part to boost this in the algorithm. Might comment again

[@zacksmith5644]

0:18 forget the tesla bot I want to know how i found another Weasley? 😂😂😂

[@petethepete]

He can’t get sued for fraud, it’s part of the “government efficiency” program. 😭💀

[@piemaster1288]

I don’t think we are anywhere near full self-driving, at least not for at least a number of years.

[@amirsiag9450]

I love you but you look like the villain from the Penguins of Madagascar movie😂

[@NicoBabyman1]

But he’s not an octopus! 🐙 Unless… 🤔

[@joeljoke]

I swear bro these tesla viechles look like cybertronian cars from transformers Its wild

[@sweettorello]

Spatnz I'm not being mean, but please stop the face cam. We aren't used to it, we like your classic editing style.

[@jakehaberecht2764]

Whoa! Really?! Who could tell that TESLA of all people would... L-l-lie?!?! (Gasps) I dont think I can recover from this... I feel faint... oh...

[@KarmicID]

Terminator : exists People with alot of money : imma pretend i didnt see that

[@Miksy51]

Bruh the "A Hat In Time" "Oh it's you" at the beginning XD

[@SanderTheCockatoo]

I wish Boston Dynamics was as rich as Tesla, they deserve it more cuz their stuff seems work better

[@GenuineDunkaccino]

Honestly, they should just sell them as human controllable robot, like a second body. Think about needing to go like into a biohazardous area and instead of needing to risk the life of a person, you could send in a machine controlled by someone a safe distance away to handle it (i know specialized machines exist to do such things, i’m just coming up with a possible use case)

[@sciyama7130]

These robots are a fucking joke Then again, it's from Elon

[@stingray2001]

You just knocked this Boomer off his back foot. It's nice to see a younger generation call it like he sees it. Believe it or not, we're on the same page!