The Tesla Bot Scares Me

[@panko605]

"You can run away from it" Glad to know that there's a chance it'll chase me down, Thanks Elon.

[@frankiemarchese2978]

Yeah wait until it goes into ludacris mode

[@todorokishoto424]

Dude it's really good to know cuz if I see a bot I will fucking run to my home

[@totallyrealname8849]

I think it was supposed to be a joke

[@thebrawlingmemereviewingam7968]

Wait till it goes to arab mod It'll throw its chancla at you and call you a dog

[@panko605]

@@totallyrealname8849 Hypothetically, theoretically, maybe (just maybe) my comment was also a joke (not sure tho).

[@nguyen-vuluu3150]

Elon: "You can outrun a Tesla bot" Guns: I'd like to have a word about that.

[@mintonpizza]

"I have yet to find someone who can outrun bullet"

[@jockeyfield1954]

@@mintonpizza payday 2 players can

[@nick4506]

@@mintonpizza you just haven't found someone with the right pumped up kicks

[@vitaleriof]

What if they made it bulletproof

[@godgod5139]

@@vitaleriof government will probably, now we just need the jedi

[@filipkoz7480]

Elon wants to create Tesla Bot so that he can cosplay Avengers: Age of Ultron with his friends and he'd be Ironman lol

[@poeyplayz]

What friends

[@rileybeez]

@@poeyplayz more tesla bots

[@jujhar.]

Lmfao

[@batboythealien5495]

oh no

[@poeyplayz]

@@rileybeez oh no

[@samuelbucher5189]

3:48 They actually showed a demo of operational Teslabot prototypes attaching an arm to another Teslabot. It's crazy how fast they got some working models.

[@Billchiper369]

This part made me die

[@GGchannel1025]

Didn’t know the Mitchell’s vs the Machines was a prophecy.

[@LentelSoup]

All of society:

[@gilbert-cl6im]

holy shit i just realized the robots even look nearly identical

[@warpedmine9682]

oi shi

[@notamorningdragon]

I was about to SAY that!

[@robrogers8212]

@@gilbert-cl6im omg your right o_o

[@s_and6040]

_"Hey Tesla bot, could you do the laundry?"_ _"No"_ Detroit: Become Human

[@kaelkirkby9191]

markus incoming

[@Ether.R]

They gonna be stabbing humans here and there 28 times.

[@unavela]

Then you beat the shit out of it

[@anynonymous1585]

*2 8 S T A B W O U N D S*

[@Jessestreet429]

Connor chase scenes are gonna be epic now

[@TommatPL]

2:16 I love that when there are robots with AI smarter than humans, the monke is still the employee of the month

[@maomaomaimaimao]

Yes

[@markiyt3923]

Yes

[@thatguynat9775]

MONKE

[@williamsnekspeare3090]

Monke is always greatest

[@thunderjawgaming]

There are hundreds of these little Easter eggs in his videos which tells that he's a hard worker

[@tux1468]

This is literally how the plot of Mitchells vs The Machines began lol

[@vaulted4239]

They also look like the machines from Mitchells vs the Machines

[@Thumer001]

If Elon buys apple, gives the phones the ability to think and have emotions, and then abandons it, then yeah humanity is screwed and Mitchels vs. the Machines would have predicted it all 😅

[@lionljb]

Elon: "You can run away from it" elder people: *nervous laughter *

[@Skynet5885]

Happy birthday, Albert, you have reached your redundancy point. Please remain stationary while I engange the biological recycling routine. *Pulls out glock.*

[@Sorta8]

@@Skynet5885 'You can outrun me Albert, but you can't outrun 10mm.'

[@bogiewoods3037]

@@Sorta8 "eh?" -Albert, 2 seconds before death

[@robloxhackerpro]

@@bogiewoods3037 funniest comment section tyall for making my day

[@isaiahpelletier2715]

@@Skynet5885 ⛸⛸⛸

[@amongg5973]

Honestly, I wouldn't be mad if I joined a COD lobby and heard a bunch of robots screaming insults and slurs at each other in a monotone voice.

[@derpyderp6719]

Agreed.

[@justme2296]

Agreed.

[@BluesJustice]

Sent into the robot hell

[@halokojm]

T-4065: have you Heard about Jonathan? T-5086: who Is that individual called Jonathan that you are talking about? T-4065: Jonathan motherboard.

[@AGamer20.]

Underrated comment

[@JenkoRun]

"You already know that one weird human is gonna try and marry one of these things." Considering there was that 1 dude that married a holo-program of Hatusune Miku a few years back, yes, I do. We're screwed.

[@isauldron4337]

A human already has married hatsumine Miku? We're beyond salvation

[@aaaaaaaaaaacat6502]

Hatsune Miku is underage I think...

[@amethyst4578]

@@aaaaaaaaaaacat6502 yeah, she's 16 -a vocaloid enjoyer

[@satgurs]

how dare you call me weird

[@rororokai]

someone already did that? :c

[@SonicHedgehog1991]

It's really reassuring to know that I'll *have a chance* at being able to run away from it or overpower it.

[@ultimatecultchaos]

Yes

[@nick_the_named]

@@ultimatecultchaos correction youll most likely be able to run away or over power it

[@Ultracultchaosultimate]

@@nick_the_namedthanks

[@ShortHax]

If it passes the “I am not a robot” test, humanity is done for

[@holl7w]

That's too easy for them.

[@crispyandspicy6813]

Everybody gangsta till the robot can pick all the pictures with traffic lights

[@totallyrealname8849]

There will be a fail safe dw

[@evolutionsimplified8890]

Joe

[@thebrawlingmemereviewingam7968]

Nah if it kills all Russian players in csgo and be first in every race in racing simulators then were done I mean like who is more lethal than a bot who can snipe you from 100 meters and can drive lambos

[@AJ697]

the editing is unmatched i don't even wanna know how long this took

[@JeremyFinch42]

I'd be scared. The Tesla Bot looks like he's gonna run through my house at breakneck speed, like Pepsiman.

[@stevensanchez1192]

The Tesla bot looks like something that will just trip and break near me as some rambo who owned the bot will think I broke it.

[@rayh6118]

The tesla bot look like something that would stage a coup against the us government and establish a robulution

[@Galvatron102]

Alexa, play Pepsiman theme, Tesla Bot, bring me some Pepsi from the fridge

[@Shadowtopia69]

And then the Tesla Bot proceeds to cause you to go into debt to pay off all of the expensive property it caused.

[@theuncalledfor]

"No, Tesla bot! I don't want any more Pepsi! I don't like Pepsi any more since they changed the recipe and put artificial sweeteners into the regular, non-diet Pepsi!"

[@noirones]

Elon's speech was the equivalent of your friend telling you that his dog is "Just Friendly"

[@jiri1679]

Imagine how akward it would be if Joeseppi’s Tesla bot friend watches this.

[@xxmeliozxx1160]

And that’s how our world is destroyed

[@iloveorangejuice-3-42]

The Mitchells vs the machines in a nutshell

[@echorolls7186]

I love how Elon is openly aware of everyone's fears of humanoid AIs

[@frost.0707]

He himself knows how volatile and risky this idea is

[@shejsiva32]

@@frost.0707 ah yes, the machine that can't even keep itself from falling over in the wind without being programmed for it is very volatile

[@wj3186]

An A.I. apocalypse would be entertaining for him, don't you think?

[@simmerthesauce9228]

@@shejsiva32 I mean considering it will use a machine learning Neural Network, there is a good cause for concern

[@shorty4681]

@@shejsiva32 iimqimpqimipimqqi

[@hettus]

I'm surprised that Wario doesn't have a PhD in robotics to his name yet.

[@Bobbyondrugs]

im suprised too het

[@mendabi]

u took my pop

[@dylives7667]

He tried to get his title at Stanford, but got expelled and blacklisted from every prestigious institution by telling people that there are only 2 genders and that the police are essential.

[@helloiammr698]

@@dylives7667 only one of those are true

[@nathanwuchevich3734]

Well, he is canonically a game designer, so at the very least he has some coding skills.

[@jessicawilliams8399]

0:26 A Tesla I Hate It. What an interesting new invention, Elon 👍

[@taiyo9421]

Joeseppi is severely underated with the content and humour he makes

[@timmay5547]

Tru

[@thesun7960]

Yup

[@Luigimotion]

@@thesun7960 nop

[@thesun7960]

@@Luigimotion k then

[@mystrrrreioucuszthlpepperac]

the new foekoe

[@alessiomiron70]

As weird as it may seem, you've taken this Tesla Bot idea way more seriously than Musk or anyone at Tesla ever did

[@nash3364]

Dude had a mime in a spandex for demonstration, tesla isn't even in its infancy in robotics, more like.. hmm.. ejaculate in a sock

[@joez.2794]

No. This is much more than some guy in a Lycra suit and Tesla totally didn't phone in this presentation the night before it was due.

[@EddyKorgo]

No he has a really good point. And its a true fact. And who told you that. Luckily for us, its not a government(military) program, its not some sketchy unknown company and its purposely build with limitations as a prevention. (Thats a good start). What he just described would and probably will happen but not with Tesla. If there is anyone on Earth we can trust, its only Elon Musk. I cant stress enough to what difference is between Elon Musk and everyone else in the world. Elon has a simple goal. Help. Everyone else only wants money and exploit everyone. And only Elon Musk has the power to think. To use his brain and think about others then him self and think about near and long term future. When Elon is thinking about something, he sees all the details and can boil down all the nonsense to a fundamental elements that clearly shows the function, process and results. But its a human nature and all the brain washing propaganda that made people think, that truth is false and wet promises are set in stone. Or maybe people jst enjoy making them suffer.

[@alessiomiron70]

@@EddyKorgo How you can look at a billionaire and think he’s the only one you can trust is seriously beyond me, but sure I guess he is marginally better than the military industrial complex and the likes.

[@EddyKorgo]

@@alessiomiron70 because he's not any billionaire like you for example

[@casualconundrum]

3:54 something about that visual of the jpeg bot just popping off the conveyor belt cracks me up.

[@RandomDude1487]

Little did he know, in a year or two he would be seeing a chip being inserted into a brain of a monkey for it to play pong with its mind

[@Blue-jy4rf]

"This robot's sole purpose is to assist in repetitive work, and for absolutely no reason is coded to know all forms of defensive and offensive hand to hand combat."

[@BelcarrigFarm]

Tesla bot: I'm fluent in over six million forms of kicking your ass

[@salt_shaker1326]

Well wouldn't they learn how to at some point in time? Elon says they'll be capable of learning

[@rojoscostanada8685]

T

[@kamybale8910]

@@salt_shaker1326 its joins most likely wouldn't be able to preform any of the actions

[@salt_shaker1326]

@@kamybale8910 if you look at the internal diagram concept, it actually would be able to if that diagram become a the final result

[@JymbowSlice]

Best editing ever

[@Jabutimado]

Haha yes

[@cubic777]

ye

[@SlenderGuy]

AGREED

[@tombstonejones9581]

That belongs to Radal.

[@Unpug]

Yes

[@ajnovamusic]

I love that every time he said "I know I'm exaggerating but.." - he just raised the stakes and exaggerated even more 😂

[@ignazioacerenza9881]

3:27 I know i'm absolutely late to the party but distinguishing between robots could be a non factor if they all had face or voice recognition. If you came across a bot and it wasn't doing something incredibly important, it could simply start casting david or joe or whatever bot connected to their network at your request. Each bot could be a terminal for the infinite number of individuals. Concurrently, if you were assaulted by a bot, most likely that bot has gps location logs that would place it in the scene of the crime. It would be as easy as pulling records from tesla to see which bot was around the vicinity at the time of the incident. And I can almost hear your little cogs turning inside your head: but what if it gets hacked to stop it from displaying that info. It could be possible. Like Musk well knows, anything is possible when you're selling smoke.

[@delboy6301]

like how your phone pings on the cell towers

[@ignazioacerenza9881]

@@delboy6301 Exactly. If the state apparatus can already track us at every moment, tracking something that cannot be separated from it's electronic components must be trivial.

[@kittencomicslol]

This is literally the Mitchell’s vs the machines all over again

[@normalprofile5553]

oh god I just realized the similarities

[@salt_shaker1326]

Mitchell's vs the machines hyper-realistic live action

[@jennassexdungeon]

more like detroit become human

[@artistanthony1007]

@@jennassexdungeon I honestly ain't afraid because people always think A.I. and machines will become evil when it's too ridiculous that every single one will end up Evil, Skynet is fictional and there's other fictional A.I.'s, sure a majority of them are Evil but not every single A.I. is, we humans made those Terminator Movies even though we don't know what will happen when A.I. become Sentient, I know for certain though that they'd want to be friendly and do good, those Boston Dynamic Dogs likely would want love like any other animal and be a friend yet more intelligent rather than be evil and harm, ofc the code can be corrupted but that's only when the A.I. would become evil.

[@realXVI.]

@@artistanthony1007 why would you think they'd be nice?

[@rodzjunk7141]

"The new tesla bot scares me." Me: **remembers Mitchell's vs the machines** Also me: **inhales** *shit.*

[@bimgus8095]

You inhaling shit?? Nasty Man you are

[@Smol_Schan]

I swear it's like exactly the same concept.

[@Rainbow__cookie]

Well we are all fucked and elon will kidnapp all people and put us on March as slaves

[@Jamgelo]

I also inhale shit

[@AHHHHHHHH21]

@@Jamgelo its tasty

[@picklearts1990]

“Can do repetitive tasks” Finally, something to shiny hunt Pokémon for me!

[@Skynet5885]

"Teslabot, I've died to the darksouls boss again, please go through the long repetative walk back to the boss. From the bonfire, without wasting any healing."

[@Crimson64]

Skynet you bloody madlad now I don’t have to die to Soul of cinder.

[@truthplaguer2196]

Ratio

[@truthplaguer2196]

W

[@thebrawlingmemereviewingam7968]

Finally Someone can finally beat the annoying reina akikawa level on wmmt3 where she keeps on breaking my head with flirts to win

[@bestinvent]

In a crazy turn of events that literally everyone saw coming, robots have taken over humanity.

[@ХристоВасилев-б7у]

Finally some pure humor, i missed you chief

[@BiblicalJosephXP]

What da frog doing?

[@droidplant4961]

Spanking a black fly i guess

[@goofyahhmuskteer1872]

What the dog doin

[@duncan54197]

Yes

[@gratedparmesan_]

me too broski. joeseppi certified swag.

[@lesigh3410]

I actually appreciate that Joeseppi brought up stuff other than the obvious "they kill us all," because he's right. There are a lot of issues created by just going "replace human workers with robots" and "give everybody robots"

[@theuncalledfor]

It's going to happen anyway. Might as well be the one to do it, and do it _right._

[@sentinel-zx7mj]

Well if that happens let's hope no one thinks giving the worker robots human level intelligence is a good idea. Because if robot uprising scenarios taught me anything. Giving robot equivalents of low level workers high intelligence is NEVER a good idea.

[@EpicGamer-fl7fn]

@@sentinel-zx7mj what robot uprisings? do you live in 22nd century or something? why are so many people taking their knowledge about Robots and AI from 10-30 year old movies about the topic from writers with wild imagination? why are so many people thinking that makes them an expert at the topic lol.

[@erenjaeger9418]

​@@theuncalledfor indeed

[@erenjaeger9418]

@lesigh3410 true but also there will be lots of issues that currently exist that would be solved by giving everyone robots and replacing humans with robots in certain jobs. Things like: Resource abundance would solve hunger, homelessness, and a bunch of other abundance related problems by making mass production super easy and bringing the prices down If you own or lease a robot, you can have it make money for you, potentially while you make money in your own job as well, making it much easier to accumulate wealth The possibilities are endless, but yeah if too many jobs get replaced we might need universal basic income or something

[@magicalmagicmagician5223]

I'm pretty sure most people would customize their bots regardless of whether or not Tesla approves of it (Unique paint job, logos, signs, googly eyes, etc.) I know I will

[@jockeyfield1954]

ngl, if these things do become a thing and have a personality, they'd probably dislike being customized and may even prefer being unoriginal and bland than have your disgusting hands touch it

[@wyatt-mv6pd]

why would that be up to tesla?

[@digiquo8143]

@@wyatt-mv6pd Because they may not so much "sell" the robots as "lease" them to you under a highly rigorous set of terms and conditions. Right now that's the only way to get your hands on any of Boston Dynamics dog-like robots, where you pay an exorbitant amount of money to have the right to basically test them in a professional or industrial capacity, and if you breach the ToS/Boston Dynamics doesn't like what you're using their robot for, they'll kill it remotely and send someone to pick it up. And they know this because the robot records everything and sends that data back to Boston Dynamics, and needs to connect to internet every so often to remain functional.

[@xander4670]

@@Ryanlaj24 @Last

[@Ryanlaj24]

@@xander4670 @Swans Fan Xander🥇

[@Records_arestillcool]

They're coming out in like six-ish years now, and we've had a demonstration

[@Fayrayz]

The Mitchells vs The Machines was so good Elon made it into a real thing

[@xboxgamer6669]

Ahh shit here we go again

[@anonimie7142]

@@xboxgamer6669 prepare for impact get materials and deactivate the Tesla car (Because in the mitchells the app started the war so it makes that the car is going tl start as well because no one might use it)

[@julianle1803]

@Random_Person wh..... what.?

[@inspectorjavert9868]

@@julianle1803 You see the machines can't tell the difference between a pug and a pig making them malfunction

[@anshshah2916]

@@inspectorjavert9868 that was honestly my favorite joke in the movie

[@zman8778]

Cant wait until "Detroit: Become Human" becomes a real thing

[@theterminator3907]

Yayyy *unemployment litterally at 40%* o-o

[@ythaagruligiztil4813]

Hell yeah This is what i have been waiting for

[@har-vwf7729]

Just don't abuse it, it'll leave on your body 28 STAB WOUNDS.

[@TabbyEgg312]

Kamski being Elon.. 😱

[@weaknessua]

@@TabbyEgg312 More like Zlatko tbh💀

[@AUKronos]

Funniest video ive seen in a very long time, underrated af

[@yellowsun5762]

Same

[@somebody7226]

Very underrated

[@archivushka]

Well, that's why we are here

[@CraftingTableMC]

Yes

[@Anchorized]

I couldn't stop laughing throughout the entire video lol

[@theunusual_]

What we imagine comes true for once. And it is something we'd imagine as "the worst scenario"

[@thatguynat9775]

I can just imagine seeing a Tesla bot down the street and thinking “Oh god”

[@kebubas]

by that point it would be too late for us..

[@ghazghkullthraka9714]

You can run away from it. Usually

[@izyaboicallume]

Detroit become human

[@Yearlybreeze]

@@izyaboicallume DEAR LORD PLEASE NOOOOO

[@falloutgod4762]

He’s just standing there… MENACINGLY!

[@therealcarlwheezer6439]

The Tesla bot is the definition of “What could go wrong”

[@LazyLoonz]

Nothing could really go wrong

[@rayh6118]

I think we all know where is this is going

[@yanniskarageorgiou3573]

Look at them dance though that shit is crazy

[@zachsteele6964]

@@yanniskarageorgiou3573 that was someone in a costume

[@randomalt9617]

Elon bouta rename his company to USR

[@joeswanson6257]

"this is not just a game, this is our future" -Detroit: Become Human

[@satan-uz6sf]

Shit is getting real

[@panzerfaust44]

FR DAWG,fuck that I'll be with androids,they have feelings.

[@the_beef_gamers7647]

Oh no

[@Tazerboy_10]

Yup

[@alustful_priest]

hell yeah

[@Spiritz_ae]

Your content is really good so here

[@rainydeestar]

Everytime I expected the video to start talking about the actual fears people have with AI, that guy just started talking about Simon and David the Tesla Bots. Amazing vid

[@spencerworkman]

@@thinkingboi9508 That would just create new fears.

[@CatBitchNami]

@@thinkingboi9508 That would just create worse fears

[@stevemc01]

Elon Musk: "It is trying to be human. It IS human... I mean, uhh... well, you can run away from it if it doesn't like y- I MEAN if you don't like it. Then it'll chase... wait..." Mark Zuckerburg: "I see you follow me in your hesitance to hide your outer shield too." Internet: *harmonica opening to Piano Man by Billy Joel (first 7 seconds)*

[@omarraafat7224]

Oddly specific

[@TheRandomizerYT]

@@omarraafat7224 Yeah, very.

[@andrewaftontheandroidhedge2780]

@Тити Мити musk is just adding a new race to real life aka making robot ppl that be intresting

[@ultimatecultchaos]

We need this

[@anynonymous1585]

"A robot that chases children" Ah yes, true entertainment.

[@william_afton8398]

One moment later: child: *Screaming and running away from Tesla bot* Mom: The Tesla bot won't hurt you, it can't. Child: Then why does it come after me when I am near it?! Mom: Entertainment... Child: What? Mom: Oh nothing, just go play with your brother.

[@thegravityguy4654]

FNAF reference?

[@william_afton8398]

@@thegravityguy4654 0○0

[@zaklaj]

@@thegravityguy4654 the lore is already happening...

[@h3artzz16]

@@thegravityguy4654 Σ(゜゜)

[@hassansyed4135]

The Tesla bot factory skit is like it came from an intellectual comedy book showing how robots in society would actually work and how absurd the concept is. I lose myself every-time I watch this part.

[@Overlordough1201]

"Then there's this weird moment where the Tesla bot makes a Tesla bot?" That sounds like a great opening to an A.I. movie

[@jockeyfield1954]

"jerry, am i making... myself?" "what?" "this thing we're making looks a lot like me" "i don't understand" "don't you see the resemblance? it looks just like me, and i'm building it" "are you on something? get back to work"

[@TheRavenofSin]

I feel I should mention, Elon had mentioned very frequently that he's scared of AI, so I think he's mentioning the ability to run from or overpower them is mostly to reassure himself.

[@none-qs3sl]

have no fear. it took nearly a decade before Boston dynamics to have something functional.

[@tedlee7821]

that doesn't help me reassure myself considering that the man who made it is scared of it himself.

[@andrediego6131]

it's not dangerous when you're the one making it

[@isaacinkwell]

@@andrediego6131 oh yeah, I’m sure the people making the first atom bomb felt *reeeaaal* secure every day at work

[@theepicbananadk5486]

​@@isaacinkwell Im maybe not specialised in making atom bombs or bots for a living. But i still think there is a kinda big difference between the two. An atom bomb is something purely designed for mass death, which also makes it very dangerous to work on. Especially when your talking about the first atom bomb ever. So the ones making the first atom bomb, won't have any experience, from the past. But when it is just a robot, that is designed to help people with there everyday life and help rescue. I think there is nothing to worry about, for anyone. Because today, we are still very far from intelligent AI. And the prototype, of the Tesla bot. Will already be here in 2022! _No hating btw._

[@diamond1310]

He doesn’t post everyday, but when he does, it’s a fucking banger 🔥

[@swag-sn7ze]

bagner

[@todorokishoto424]

Truu

[@le9038]

You sound like a tesla bot to me...

[@arubikcubethatshouldnthave4440]

exactly

[@WoolyCow]

@@le9038 oh lol hiiii :) funny seein u here

[@spectreshepard1]

bro.. i already think that the pile of clothes is a figure but imagine waking up at 3am and bumping into this dude while going to the bathroom.

[@dylives7667]

Elon Musk tomorrow: Ladies and gentlemen of the whole wide world, I am proud to announce my next project: *United States Robotics.*

[@b4594]

*United States synthetic robotics

[@johnfaber100]

I believe you mean, U.S. Robots and Mechanical Men.

[@gnonj0654]

@@b4594 USSR moment

[@devdev11999]

Detroit become human

[@superskills1017]

Where's Detective Spooner when we need him?

[@pedroapinto06]

Let's not forget that the first android from "Detroit: Become Human" passed the "kamsky test" in 2023

[@itsgarytime2768]

That's also what I thought of

[@beeyeeter6391]

Tesla: Become Human

[@tigerwolfpip]

OH JEEZ WHAT IS GOING ONNNN

[@le9038]

It's amazing how we all got a tesla bot paradox just from thinking about the possibility of a robot creating it's own kind...

[@tastybuffun]

Well humans create their own kind. And every other type of animal. So a robot doing so isn't that surreal

[@Bacony_Cakes]

@@tastybuffun In fact, the internet knows a thing or two about it.

[@soggos732]

and the tesla bots instantly start making more tesla bots without knowing why they realy exist which has S O C I E T Y in there somewhere

[@generic840]

@@tastybuffun an man created creature that creates itself its pretty much a very complex thing to think about After all closest to things like this is animal cloning

[@kingdomofmonsters1546]

It can't be that bad "It's all being overlooked by a man that posts Douge memes to the internet" OK, where doomed

[@yeezoide8609]

D OY E G E

[@kingdomofmonsters1546]

@@yeezoide8609 Apologies my friend I lack the ability to spell for shit I am completely dependent on spell-check.

[@ratatouilledrinksclorax9897]

Evil billionare posts doge memes and hentai, i mean I'd rather have this than Jeff Bezos

[@truthplaguer2196]

Ratio

[@Son-Deniz]

@@truthplaguer2196 Your powers don't work here

[@shrekiscool4743]

Can we just appreciate how good this guy is at editing?

[@eagle4220]

yes.

[@therealwuffo]

of course that's part of his humor

[@robbieaulia6462]

Elon Musk: "It'll perform dangerous task." US Army: "Did you say unlimited soldiers?" Elon Musk: "No I mean do task that may harm humans." US Army: "10 million units? Sold." Elon Musk: "......"

[@sevengeckos327]

Now that’s capitalism right there

[@silksongoutyet]

Fellow hollow knight fan:)

[@eriklarsen6790]

Yay is hollow knight

[@sygmarvexarion7891]

China: "Did you say they need rare earth minerals to make CPUs for them? What a coincidence! It just so happens that we are the only source of rare earth minerals in the world."

[@arandomidiot532]

i love how the picture at 0:04 for spaceX is just a screenshot from KSP

[@bezdomny5882]

I can't believe Detroit: Become Human becomes real.

[@HeyItzJay_12]

Detroit: Become Real

[@kakyoindonut3213]

@@scratchsoft2347 I Can't Believe: Detroit: Become Human: Become Real.

[@thebaseandtriflingcreature174]

*_TWENTY-EIGHT STAB WOUNDS_*

[@wasniahc1]

@@thebaseandtriflingcreature174 Stress level: 100%

[@stanleybochenek1862]

@@wasniahc1 STRESS LEVEL: 200%

[@TrueKrill]

Honestly, the only thing I'm worried about is seeing a fucking robot staring into myself as I try to go to sleep at 3 in the morning.

[@zipityzap7675]

Imagine Tesla bot wearing fur suits. Now I’m truly scared. Edit: I'm now a furry...still scared tho

[@hurricanemeridian8712]

Would probably make them less dangerous by weighing them down

[@OldLiquor1488]

At least im not killing a human furry for once

[@zipityzap7675]

@@OldLiquor1488 hol up

[@Chromatic45]

Imagine then wearing skin suits.

[@higgins63]

not only would it weigh them down it would cause them to overheat and damage their processors its the perfect defence for the apocalypse

[@TorezVr]

We’re cooked earth is bouta turn into the mitchles vs the machines

[@JudithPierreCharles-ct9ww]

So true we ARE cooked

[@sammy_1_1]

Imagine one of these passing a captcha... they should probably make that another robot rule *_"Robots cannot, and shall not be able to pass captchas."_*

[@gabescrazy5504]

captchas actualy only prevent humans from getting over them

[@No_Life_Alex]

maybe we should add something to stop them from playing video games and killing everyone *"Robots cannot, and shall not play a video game in a public lobby unless given explicit permission from the developers."* should help tf2

[@totlynotaskemergeorg2649]

A bot makes those capachs and knows when u r right so a bot could solve 1

[@gpt-jcommentbot4759]

we should change captchas to things like answering questions or playing a simple 3D maze game. that would be a lot harder for robots but a lot easier for humans

[@Noxuming]

This is literally how the Robot Uprising starts.

[@ogzombieblunt4626]

So you want china to build them?

[@Muchinoi]

@@ogzombieblunt4626 dear god no plz

[@fortwell2488]

Well Elon said him self that we should be stronger then them so we SHOULD be fine

[@yesyouarecorrect1315]

@@fortwell2488 we would be stronger, but we wont be smarter

[@ndrzst24]

I think it would be cool if Tesla sold customized “expansion packs” that have unique synthetic skin.

[@DEV-rw7eu]

*Detroit: Become human*

[@marshalljarnagin9370]

Ah yes, today is *B L A C K F R I D A Y*

[@becon8575]

C pack would allow him to say c

[@MrMeowProductions]

Who says it has to be synthetic

[@Wolf-uq1ko]

RGB tesla bot

[@lemonadeolitch1175]

witty humor man, one of the best skills out there

[@Boop__Doop]

It would be cool if the teslabot was an alternative life/1up using a VR headset. That would be so cool aspecialy for covid and people who are paralyzed and such

[@jeffersonrozeira8610]

yea

[@Serek_Studios]

spoilers ahead for hardcore henry: so like jim from hardcore henry?

[@mlgproplayer2915]

Noice.

[@crispywings9066]

Theirs a movie exactly like that

[@TheFagerlund]

I think that it's actually possible to do with the NeuraLink

[@ahsokatanosimp7970]

As a person who played Detroit become human i am overthinking this WAY too much

[@CaptJCB_]

same

[@pipe8248]

Same

[@ballnotnormie7801]

Same

[@d3adlyc0nf3tti5]

Same

[@curllum]

same

[@infiniduck100]

Elon: You can "run" away from it People in crutches be like:

[@ailosaesee9186]

Well shi-

[@egg-mv7ef]

ppl in crutches can actually go quite fast just pick a route without stairs

[@RockstarSweet94]

I laughed so hard, I didn't laugh this hard in MONTHS thank you.

[@jeanyeap4229]

Haven't had the experience of laughing for five minutes straight since four years ago. Good video.

[@sammy9139]

what was the event 4 years ago causing you to laugh?

[@jeanyeap4229]

@@sammy9139 very stupid meme, couldn't remember what it was though

[@ComicalRealm]

People in 2040: "We need to go back to 2021 and destroy Tesla"

[@saada5369]

Yup and it will probably be you too

[@mildlydumbperson8465]

i kinda dont get it

[@jaxthegamer6402]

No 😀

[@crispyandspicy6813]

bruh, future Tesla is going back into the present to prevent the Terminator franchise from becoming a cultural icon and let meatbags get wise about robots that's why Genesys and Dark Fate sucked

[@Android-mx2vy]

Cyber punk 2077

[@ICringeALot]

Ah finally, new people for Elon to post doge memes to who won’t get annoyed.

[@feister2869]

I believe they don’t like another part of Elon not his “meme” side

[@Amongusfan2022]

I completely agree with you, In fact just I started feeling comfortable with what he’s doing he announced the Tesla bot... then I was completely terrified of him 😃

[@Idk_________]

Me after watching the mitchells vs the machines: oh yea it's coming together

[@devilcwesker5980]

well as an engineer student, i say dont worry about it as tesla doent have the tech to get close to the original goals that they set

[@start_9225]

"hey what if we made robots?" "wouldn't that be a bad idea? what if they go rouge? what if they assaulted someone? they all look the same How could someone tell them apart?" "relax nothing could go wrong."

[@Venatorion]

Of course we will, because we have already worked out the problems they will bring, which is far worse then what we have even if it means we must suffer, at least our suvival is in our hands.

[@gay.mer9328]

“What if they go rouge” I think them turning red would be the least of our problems

[@ThatOneRandomKidWasTaken]

Bruh, Mitchell’s and Machines are becoming real.

[@bentleyepic1731]

The new Mitchell's vs The Machines is looking great! I cant wait for it to come out!

[@kaelkirkby9191]

we'll be counting on florida to save us

[@artemispage6405]

Dang nabbit, I was gonna make that joke.

[@anynonymous1585]

Meanwhile in 2035... [Floridians driving in their 1993 Ford F-150's running over robots]

[@isapenguinagirl]

Bro Get out of my brain I was just about to say that lol

[@_._faerie_._]

i was literally thinking about that movie while watching this lmao

[@davidhuttner8410]

I love how both Elon and Joe just ignores Isaac's 3 laws of robotics.

[@thesand1714]

Isaac Made the rules for a book where It shows how the rules dont work

[@davidhuttner8410]

@@thesand1714 Thank you for informing me about this. I had no idea.

[@ne12follow]

@@thesand1714 you realise, the main reason that the laws don’t work all the time is because of two things, the Frankenstein complex, which is basically scared humans saying they don’t like robots and two, the imperfections of humans themselves. The largest point in them is that humans are evil and stupid. Please find a single story by Issac Asimov where the problem is directly caused by the rules not working and not the robot had something wrong with it.

[@slice6298]

@@ne12follow also these laws don't work becouse they are words Words don't work for robots With these laws you need to define human and alive and other things that aren't as simple as they seem

[@slice6298]

@Pro Semite also the second law is not really doing anything Since AI would possibly evolve at exponential rate, it could just do anything before a human would make an order to him Also It could make matrix and that would be fine within these laws A lot better approach is t teach it from people's behaviour

[@mangakara2519]

i’m laughing the whole way through, this is just a line of punches tears are streaming down my face this is one of the most hilarious vids i’ve seen

[@extrapathos]

IKR I'M W H E E Z I N G

[@CV-TNAA]

People who watch Michel's vs Machines: Hey, I've seen this one. Elon: What do you mean it's brand new?

[@stickly6539]

love this dudes content binge watching all his content

[@someonerandom3135]

Detroit: Become Human is a bit more likely to happen.

[@connardman]

And without David Cage writing it... I see this as an absolute win.

[@MikyV104]

Skynet too

[@dylives7667]

28 Stab Wounds: The Musical.

[@incelmagnet1737]

@@dylives7667 🎶🎵🎵 28 stabs wouuundds~ 🎵🎶🎶

[@endingsky8271]

the year 2040 is presented by david cage

[@stopsign2594]

I can already imagine the Tesla bot description is "bullet proof"

[@YT-Ryba]

We should make an army of Freddy Fazbears to fight Tesla bot Apocalipse...

[@bermudacorp4234]

I dont want "Detroit: Become Human" to actually exist xD

[@ahmedkarim900]

Lol

[@PISSWASSER996]

I do xd

[@prime_optimus]

@@PISSWASSER996 You want a dirty bomb to explode in Detroit?

[@PISSWASSER996]

@@prime_optimus well kind of

[@FazeParticles]

tbh if the robot prostitutes exist i wouldn't mind.

[@thereinthetrees_5626]

Don’t have to be scared of anything, because when his deadline comes around, he will have nothing, just like a ton of his other projects. And plus the fact this thing will be useless, for factories: Robotic Arms and Machines already exist and don’t need an entire body Bomb Disposal: EOD robots already exist Boring Jobs: Again, it probably already exists Lawn Mower Simulator: Why would you even purchase that game

[@barrackobama2216]

Josh played jt

[@TheOneOfTheVoid]

People who’ve seen the Michell’s vs. the machines: don’t please don’t just don’t. Elon: imma do it I’m gonna do it I’m going to do it.

[@evan_4826]

I mean the robots in the movie look almost identical to the Tesla Bots

[@dot1263]

man we're dead

[@santiagoalvarez6563]

He said the same WORDS

[@T0AZUKUZ]

@@evan_4826 true

[@TheOneOfTheVoid]

I agree to all of you

[@christopher-gardner]

Tesla Bot & Real Doll collab needs to happen then I'll buy one

[@athrixxs]

*that Saturday night live episode was a masterpiece and you know it*

[@been2605]

this is how the robot apocalypse starts. *flashbacks to the mitchells vs the machines*

[@Lawrance_of_Albania]

You mean terminator scenario? No, but people might use it for criminal activities

[@ItsJosh_IGuess]

This has to be the most underrated youtube channel I've ever watched

[@limedinosaur7907]

nope its lls

[@ItsJosh_IGuess]

@@limedinosaur7907 they have 7 mil how's that underrated

[@willsith9762]

"If tech bros were to revolutionize transportation from the horse and buggy, they'd build robot horses to pull the buggy."

[@puprade7062]

It seems like Elon's shtick is just coming up with the most inefficient solutions to every problem. Just look at the hyper loop and hyper port lmao

[@i.m.2391]

Yeah, and SpaceX 🚀 which launches 90% of commercial payloads in the world and launches NASA astronauts to the ISS, and Tesla, which dominates the EV market 🚗 ... wait a minute. 🤔

[@kompatybilijny9348]

@@i.m.2391 He has these profitable companies to fund his other inprofitable bullshit projects. And this is fine.

[@Palpatine420]

Jealousy

[@shawklan27]

Gotta go for the memes

[@sci_pain3409]

@@shawklan27 yeah, like that epic meme when he actively prevented his workers from forming worker's unions and tried to get as much OSHA violations in his factories as possible

[@lovell8983]

4:37 nice continuality detail xDD

[@astrogames8645]

*when we needed him the most.. he returned!*

[@zongdong266]

He wasn’t gone

[@Human_traain]

Elon Musk wants to "accidentally" start a robots vs human wars

[@tigerwolfpip]

Then it will be DBH in real life

[@Human_traain]

@@tigerwolfpip thats the best case scenario💀

[@stuffy3320]

4:44 This is the truest statement of all statements.