Testing Every SELF DEFENSE Item On AMAZON!

[@lacrosseman02]

Like, I know Brandon and Cameron play it up for entertainment and we love it. But like, watching Brandon's cousin just sitting there like "what's even happening" while Brandon and Cameron are having literal convulsions is just so hilarious to me.

[@printedspoon]

fr

[@Pancakes_andButter]

so real I just love this trio we have to confused we have the dirty jokes and we have the joker love ittt!!!!!!

[@His_Bellabottoms]

no fr

[@Elijah_1_]

Have you heard about God? If not:God loves you,please turn to Him. He came to earth;He lived a sinless life that we couldn’t and died on the cross and rose from the dead 3 days later. If you’ll turn to Him He will forgive you of all your sins. He is the father who always loves

[@AlaskaBlakie]

These guys are the real deal! I’m just trying to hang in there for all I’m worth!

[@carissagonzalez21]

When Brandon shot the pepper spray, his cousin gagged so gently. Meanwhile Brandon and Cam are coughing aggressively 😂

[@AlaskaBlakie]

Keep your eyes out for an upcoming video, I do a little more than gentle coughs!

[@ArtThouBreathent]

Bro the disclaimer 😂 "Excluding Cam. He was shortly kicked from the army for eating too many crayons"

[@jessieridgeway8334]

They sent him to the Marines

[@SnowyLynx90]

@@jessieridgeway8334 Damn it, you beat me to it!!! 😂

[@sarahfeher7110]

I’m having flashbacks playing banjo kazooie ❤

[@HeadKult]

@@ArtThouBreathent I see someone beat me to the Marines comment. 🤣

[@lunanightsky5175]

Also signed by Sam Smith himself apparently 😂

[@_warcrimes]

8:00 "urination" made me cackle 💀

[@AstalosMHR-SB]

Yes sir 😂

[@antisuburbianhoe]

lol whoever edited this and the "regret" deserves a raise

[@Jack-o-smasher]

lol yeah.

[@aandbplays9208]

Thos qrrows went so deep they would be a good way to climb walls i think..

[@eepy_dove]

5:37 THAT VILE NOISE FROM THAT JELLY BEAR HAS ME SHITTING TEARS 😭😭🙏🙏😨

[@PeterRattin]

“Shitting tears” is a new one 😂

[@ssuuss539]

I CANT BREATHE EITHER

[@jaysloane2228]

"I guess this is for women who have... assailaints, I don't know what are they callled?" Cameron : "Men?" CRYINGGGG

[@upforellie]

I'm going to use that clip for everything

[@KibaNicole]

That killed me 😂

[@cyber_runner]

😭

[@Liquidmetal6661]

Iconic 😂

[@Im_Iconic-Youre_Ironic]

I was going to say the same thing!! I can't with how real, relatable and funny that was lmao.

[@WolfyFancyLads]

I love that this starts off with "This is my judo karate kung fu cousin boy" and just devolves into the same chaos only now there's _two_ Brandons. XD Both his cousin and sister act like him, I'd swear his entire bloodline is the same person in different shapes. :P

[@AlaskaBlakie]

He’s discovered the family secret!

[@Unicornborninjune]

9:59 Brandon: “I guess this is for women who have assailants. What are they called?” Cameron: Without hesitation “Men.”

[@oizyzz]

cam's a girls girl ✨

[@FeralForInosuke]

Brandon never failed to make me concerned for his, Cameron’s, and his cousins safety 😭 Everyone needs to wear safety goggles around Brandon when he orders from Amazon 🤣

[@Salamekusalakeku]

Exactly 😭

[@thejerg]

And respirators... and safety b-

[@YW2324]

​@@thejerg lol 😆 yep.

[@sherryhilldanner3]

7:49 " I just realized o.j. killed someone " 😂

[@SilverSpiderman]

Yet😂

[@THEHAND14]

I love how Cameron willingly put his elbows on the table. No questions asked🤣

[@KambitAntiware]

Once again, Brandon's fascination with strange gelatinous objects both intrigues and terrifies me.

[@YW2324]

Ya same 😅 hehe

[@TotesnotSampoKoski]

Why did I think there was two Brandons

[@FishyOnLandYT]

Omg so true tho

[@BillyBobJoe-c6r]

frrrrr

[@deeznutsroleplays3220]

why doesnt the big brandon eat the littleler brandon

[@Ryanti188_Aviation]

Blake and Brandon looks like it

[@coenwatt9458]

I mean, their beards are identical

[@jerryorgeron]

Did anyone else notice that at 15:39 Brandon started singing his “Fingers in your face” song 😂😂😂

[@MrsEm-z5e]

Perks of pulling all nighters is that it's the only time I'm up early enough to see Brandons vids in under an hour

[@colewilliard1915]

7:21 Yes because firing a pepper ball gun in a small enclosed room is a good idea 😂😭

[@Jinx7286]

LMAO

[@YW2324]

Hehe 😅😂

[@Printer-j9n]

The way everyone just starts dying when Brandon shoots the pepper spray gun.

[@MagnaRyuuDesigns]

Blake pulling an Autumn when Brandon put his fingers in his face got me laughing.

[@AlaskaBlakie]

Learned from the best!

[@jadiinahopefield811]

His cousin was not prepared for this 😂😂

[@BullseyeBenR]

I don’t think we were ready for this 😂😂

[@Bob-fy6qy]

No wonder 6:12

[@AlaskaBlakie]

Seriously, I thought I knew what to expect… I was so very wrong

[@jennifermatteliano7692]

3 grown men aggressively coughing for 19 minutes

[@OscarAndJakeGaming]

"cam pretend ur attacking me" famous last words

[@maggiallison3151]

cousin "why are you spanking? " lol. and I like when somethings turned into a three stooges moment.😂❤

[@AlaskaBlakie]

In that moment it’s like they were just totally on board with this very strange thing!

[@maggiallison3151]

@ lol

[@CoyoteArcade-182]

when he shot the second pepper spray ball i lost it hahahah

[@theloquacity]

19:04 "Oh, there was one left--uhu--hwaaAAAA--"

[@NinjaLeafSakura1]

Dude I can’t stop laughing from that😂

[@ijahnaegiddings1272]

Yeah this threw me, I couldn’t stop laughin 😭😭😭

[@Twilight.obsessed_Stårryonpaws]

13:35 Brandon:”How do u feel?” Cam:”gRaTe👍🏻” MOM I’M FAMOUS

[@Nick-ACDC]

He looks like if Brandon and Cameron had a child

[@shoeontable2693]

Omg I was thinking that-

[@austin_b33l14]

Literally

[@LiciaYoung]

Weird that you have to get a Brazilian to do jujitsu in Alaska… doesn’t that make it colder?

[@BRIDTA]

Most Brazilians find Alaskan weather a refreshing change of pace Also I made up this fact right from my own brain

[@katsemo]

I’m Brazilian. When we turn 32 we get sent to Alaska to do jiu jitsu. It’s like war, but cool.

[@LiciaYoung]

@ I’m coming to visit you, where should we go for drinks?!

[@katsemo]

@@LiciaYoung there’s a bar by the T posing Jesus that is divine!

[@katsemo]

@@LiciaYoung there is a bar by the T posing Jesus that is divine!

[@Mooseno.2]

never thought I'd see Brandon and Cameron mixed, until today

[@rainy_days.aesthetic]

these guys are so chaotic and it's my favorite

[@jamess.931]

one of the only YT channels that can have me crying from laughing by the end of the video lmao his genuine fear when he shoots that first taser just kills me LMFAAO

[@ENMEC]

The most chaotic. I CANNOT wait for the extended. And when I say I cannot I mean I C.A.N.N.O.T.

[@KB_GT]

17:38 was soooo un called for😂😂😂

[@Stray_Guts]

Omg I couldn’t stop laughing when the pepper spray moment happened😂 Especially around 17:31😭

[@Nob0dy_Fw_Kace]

5:11 yall are related and yet he’s still taller than

[@ixlastarzz755]

This trio is such a vibe, please join more often! 😂

[@AlaskaBlakie]

As much as Brandon let’s me!

[@iloveAizawa123]

“Don’t 😊” “STOP IT👹” 8:35

[@PookaLookacreates]

Can’t wait for the extended version :3

[@GaryTheGoose884]

16:53 i was not expecting that lol

[@imanightmare372]

I love watching Brandon and Cameron with whoever else or on there own to just cheer myself up. This video get a 10/10 for cheering me up!

[@champwlong]

Oh look, there’s Cameron and Brandon…and a Cameron sized Brandon.

[@deynaweatherly4331]

17:04 the number of times I saw this over and over again laughing my ass off cannot be counted😂😂😂

[@crumch-lx3ix]

The pepper gun would certainly stop an attacker. It would also stop you but that's not important rn

[@alliecole827]

starting the video with banjo kazooie music was by far the best decision ever made by Brandon

[@TheMasKedUniCorn-TV]

The entire video he uses banjo kazooie and banjo tooie music and it's just the best thing ever

[@animagusmxd]

im 5sec into the video and scrolled so far down in the comments to see if anyone else said it 😭 love that game i still have it on the N64

[@fishnugget3672]

13:23 Hey, in case you are worried, they did in fact take precautions by not actually standing in front of the crossbow. If you look at Cameron's side right after Brandon walks away, you can see a lighting effect in which they spliced two different clips together. Don't ever aim a weapon towards anyone, loaded or unloaded.

[@Remilovesjesus1212]

GUYS WAKE THE QUEENS ARE BACK!!!🎉

[@AloraTheGinjaNinja]

Why does his cousin look like a perfect cross between Cam and Brandon 😂😂😂😂😂

[@abby.lol22]

3:48 it’s a usual thing blake 😚

[@AlaskaBlakie]

Don’t normalize that!!

[@darcyharpur1150]

​@@AlaskaBlakieCameron got milked before,the whip is the least of our worries😂

[@Fangthederp]

5:49 the way Brandon's face lights up slowly is honestly kinda adorable ngl

[@abbyyy9984]

I literally love you guys so much

[@PÆXY]

I didn’t need anymore convincing, that is the most cousin looking cousin I’ve ever seen of Brandon’s cousins.

[@Kris-cg3eq]

Please let me out of the basement

[@ExperimentsOfThought]

Did you learn your lesson yet? I’m not sure you learned your lesson yet. Brandon keeping you in the basement for your own good. It hurts you more than it hurts him.

[@alliecole827]

you’re not ready for the soup yet we can’t let you out till you’re ready

[@Grass_eater332]

Please. I have been eating dry bread, Brandon I want to see my family again, let me out

[@ExperimentsOfThought]

@ no. No. You know what you did.

[@DylonAK-47]

Brampton looks like a freaking kid stand next to his cousin like his cousin looks like a monster compared to him even Cameron looks like a monster compared to Braden

[@Braedynite]

Guys!!! Brandon's multiplying!

[@laxer__]

8:19 anyone going to talk about how that gun safe only has 24 possible codes.

[@lityper]

Fr💀

[@DecrepitWombat]

I love how his cousin looks like he is from a completely different bloodline with how much their physiques differ.

[@user00419]

16:29 This video is so- AAAAAAA MY E🔥🔥🔥YES 🔥ARE 🔥🔥ON F🔥IR🔥🔥🔥E

[@aaronbreseman3971]

I need more with u three this was the most I have ever laughed 😊

[@SquishyPoo22]

I like how Brandon is just very short while their are two giants around him

[@rain_vents]

I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS

[@AlaskaBlakie]

He likes the big boys

[@Lee-wil49]

The height difference between his cousin and him was oddly funny because I was NOT expecting that🤣

[@jonmartinez-m1i]

4:18 poor Cameron 😭 😂

[@christina7557]

How dwarfed Brandon is by Cam and his cousin kills me! Brandon is fearless 😂

[@par71al]

Ny first thought when i saw the thumbnail was "why are there two brandons?" lmao

[@shoeontable2693]

Same lmao

[@imanassole9421]

Okay.. I'm really starting to wonder if Brandon is a Dwarf. The beard, the size difference, the lust for axes. Or this man just casually hangs out with giants. 😂😂

[@AlaskaBlakie]

Keep digging in this direction, you’ve almost got it figured out!

[@Addie_Playz_official]

I feel like the only real self defense is the fingers 😂

[@razorslayed]

Dude bring back your cousin, he fits in so well

[@AlaskaBlakie]

I’ll be back!

[@noahclark8674]

7:30 God I was like he finally had enough, but he can season a steak. Can't wait for that vid

[@brandichance4909]

“He’s still hErE😅” 😂😂😂❤❤❤

[@bellarobertson4282]

You know Brandon and Cam (and Blake) are pushing the limits when they legally have to add a disclaimer at the start of their video. 🤣🤣🤣

[@ssuuss539]

5:38 THAT NOISE LOL IM DYING TO DEATH OF LAUGHTER

[@mementomori4968]

2:31 the absolute BEST reaction picture-

[@Toni_Sparked]

Whole video was nuts but everything after 16:30 was pure madness 😂

[@trentchristensen2564]

0:01😂😂😂 too many crayons 😂😂😂

[@ashleygosse13]

Pure chaos and I’m here for every second of it😂❤

[@mr.minister5970]

I swear, Brandon never fails to make me laugh every video. Especially with how good his editer is. And cam being cam 😂

[@mateOriginal]

thank you :) people mentioning the editing always makes my day that I get even noticed in any way

[@ImAmyWhite]

Why does Blake look like if you mixed Brandon and Cam together you’d get him? ❤❤❤❤❤😂😂😂😂😂

[@literalcouchtato]

Brandon you never cease to amaze me 😂🙏you always come up with crazy new things for u videos Lmao, you always make my day but others as well!!!

[@leigha8948]

It's been a loooooong time since I've really laughed out loud at something. Thank you. I needed it 🎉🎉🎉 Also, that taser at the end on headphones 💀

[@NatashaCyber99]

Watching Brandon always makes my day. He's so silly

[@kiyalynn432]

We need more Blake content 😂😂

[@AlaskaBlakie]

On its way!

[@MamaKalash]

5:41 Dude, it was that filthy Tyson who pit off a piece of Holyfield's ear in the boxing match, not "O.J.." 😅

[@picklerick378]

Remember when this was family friendly?

[@VintageFlyMothXR339]

6:36... Cams calves.... We need the secret to whatever car you put in there.

[@andrewmassaro8598]

😂 funniest comment ever "do you remember when OJ bit that guy's ear off in a boxing match" still dying😅😂❤

[@jonmartinez-m1i]

2:31 what are you doing Brandon 💀

[@madtophatter1020]

You know Blake is new to the channel when he questions elbows on the table 😂

[@heathermcfarland6317]

Love the disclaimer. Good to know that Cam is a crayon eater 🖍️🍽️🤤😂

[@jenniferlaman3047]

Your channel brings me so much joy. I love you guys and please be safe.

[@stunna.girll0]

Under 1 minute😭😭😭

[@AddyJourdan2999]

Reall💀😭

[@HeadKult]

I’m sure your future employers will be impressed by this massive achievement. 🙄

[@AddyJourdan2999]

@@HeadKult what??

[@AngryBritGT-zc3jm]

@HeadKult you don’t have to be a butthead about it 😩

[@abbyyy9984]

@@HeadKultdude get out of frown town

[@Mazi2lazy_11]

2:18 this whole minute has me ROLLING

[@deynaweatherly4331]

17:05 Instant Karma in 3 2 1

[@itsjustgabiiii]

6:37 this part genuinely made me laugh

[@PuppetOnStrings666]

ARE WE NOT GONNA TALK ABOUT 13:23??? HELLO??

[@fishnugget3672]

Hey, in case you are worried, they did in fact take precautions by not actually standing in front of the crossbow. If you look at Cameron's side right after Brandon walks away, you can see a lighting effect in which they spliced two different clips together. Don't ever aim a weapon towards anyone, loaded or unloaded.

[@Chelle8847]

Oooh, good spot! Thanks for explaining this! ​@@fishnugget3672

[@EdiProsub]

“Are you ok” GOT ME SO GOOD 😂

[@Phantomboy1]

the fastest fingers to click on a brandonfarris video ...... that's my record

[@Retr_01]

The moment Cameron sneezed after the spray got me crying... Insanely funny these three guys.

[@Lovely.sushi9009]

10:29 dazai bsd reference!?!?!!?

[@coracoontz1667]

Brandon adding disclaimers! Moving up in the world! 😂😂

[@Lilhayhay511]

I saw how Cameron looked when Brandon did the finger thing with his cousin and not him

[@AlaskaBlakie]

Got that Stockholm syndrome

[@izzyl.2052]

The urination freeze frame 🤣 I can’t

[@Rainebz]

10:04 men 😂 it's funny cos it's true

[@izzyl.2052]

‘We’re starting strong’ ‘I think we both know where this is going’ *brandon comes in with a whip*

[@AlaskaBlakie]

Turns out I had no idea where it was going