TESTING THE WORST SURVIVAL TOOL EVER MADE

[@wranglerstar]

SURVIVAL TOOL USED IN THIS VIDEO? amzn.to/3spWReg (amazon affiliate link)

[@benx6549]

I won't lie, based upon your review I won't be using your affiliate link to buy this survival tool 😂

[@javicxjavicx]

What was the bread crumbs app?

[@20_below]

i like when Lars form Survival Russia trashed this company and it's tool a while back

[@1truefreedomfighter]

It looks like that tool can also be used for spearfishing. Could be a good follow-up video :-)

[@ethancntower8850]

Sorry to hear it gave you cancer 😁

[@charlesmackiewicz]

Watching a man who probably owns more than 50 quality axes trying to chop a tree down with a shovel is painful. Love the channel

[@matthexkt8409]

the irony

[@septynn3855]

Right

[@petergaudet5822]

It's a spade a sharp shovel

[@CandymanSEHTx713]

🤣🤣

[@Emerald23928]

See, me and my friends have destroyed a stump in 1 minute by using a shovel. You can easily use one to get firewood if need be

[@xalaes777]

Regardless of its usability, I'm disappointed that they didn't call it the Shovivel.

[@samgomez9942]

Lmfao

[@jackpavlik563]

Boom

[@m0-m0597]

😐👉🚪

[@Travis_22]

@@m0-m0597 🤣

[@micugly5391]

Man kann viel reden und wenig das Produkt in Action zeigen !! 🤦🏻‍♂️ Er hört sich selber gerne Reden.

[@plumdowner1941]

The one major upside this shovel has is the crits on rocket jumps.

[@michaelpressley8040]

Can go great with my multi tool rpg7

[@silvarace]

there it is

[@Kunnoc]

Tf2 moment

[@Milos_Pilos]

Honestly this isn’t th best map for it but

[@lukeladin]

Yeah, but he does need to use te boots for airm mobility right?

[@waterbeauty85]

It's terrifying that 72% of the reviews on Amazon rated this 5 out of 5 stars, and one of those 5 star reviews said "Haven't had a chance to actually try it out." Never trust Amazon user reviews.

[@jeffdishong7095]

That’s because tgg he ey weren’t testing it in a real situation. They cut up a couple sticks, lit a fire and called it great lol

[@IsUMadBrah]

@@jeffdishong7095 99% chance all the 5 star reviews are fakes as a result of "brushing" scams, paid reviewers who never touch the product, or people given the product free/greatly reduced price in exchange for a positive review. If you sort comments by Most Recent, you will see a product's actual reviews by people who have used it since bogus reviews will be front-loaded to boost popularity after it gets listed on Amazon.

[@EliosMoonElios]

Those overpriced fake survival tools are made for wannabe survivalist, that is why those always have ridiculous fancy design to look "cool" instead of being actual practical.

[@william6223]

That shows the power of bots

[@bunzeebear2973]

He gave it 5 out of 5 because he actually got it delivered.

[@AngriestEwok]

The camera mount on the shovel is so that you can get a steady film of you saying your goodbyes to your loved ones before you die in the wilderness from exposure.

[@shyowl3453]

I mean you "could" survive briefly with it as you can get a fire going, with enough time and patience and skill you could make stone tools with natural materials and build a shelter out of already downed wood and leaves and stuff blah blah blah BUT for all that tool offers you might as well just buy a box of matches from the dollar store and save your money for all the actual survival use it provides, if anything its negative is survival use as its a hazard to try to use it

[@dmd8552]

@@shyowl3453 or send $25 on a survival knife that's better in every way except digging

[@shyowl3453]

@@dmd8552 yeah pretty much lol

[@beezlemkii5919]

@@dmd8552 $10 Fiberglass short- Handle Harbor Freight shovel. Drill out the rivet and replace it with a carriage bolt + wing nut for easier backpacking. And sharpen one side. Equally useless, but save yourself several hundred dollars.

[@chunkafunk81]

lol

[@austintegge4452]

“Worst tree chopping experience ever. It gave me carpel tunnel and cancer.” You just earned a subscriber

[@jsog6]

Finally someone with an honest review of this unique high priced wall hanger.

[@thenewjohnathon33]

Thats how he got the thumbs up he wanted from me

[@Mr.Covert]

Same here pal

[@joshrepik]

Welcome

[@chrisleach4245]

One of the best clean digs I’ve ever heard lol

[@kb-zealot]

The interesting thing about bad survival tools is that those who have a bad experience with one won't then be able to write a review.

[@PeachDragon_]

Lmao

[@merfyn4838]

LMAO heres youre like

[@ViolosD2I]

And the vendor still got his money.

[@mellonsun8621]

@@ViolosD2I and life？

[@devinsword5777]

.... the dude in this video had a bad experiance with one and was able to write a review. or where you not paying attention?

[@AlexPovolotsky]

It reminds me of a pre-war Soviet mortar/showel. "When digging, it's as useful as a mortar; when firing, it fires like a showel"...

[@williamfalls]

"... Or as a nod to our British friends, Zébra." Don't worry, you won them over when you said being able to make tea is essential to survival.

[@thatbritishtrashbag]

:)

[@cruxdeluxe]

It's of course pronounced "Zed-bra", good sir and/or madam.

[@mikemesser4326]

And meanwhile lost all the coffee drinking Americans.

[@why-kc1bz]

🤣

[@geekdivaherself]

This tea-drinking American feels the need to stand up and be counted! ... Well, I'm in a wheelchair, but I'll let the idiom ride.

[@brooklynapeterson]

Markiplier’s shaking with rage in his game chair rn

[@TrunksIshHere]

Exactly what I was thinking

[@Y.o.w.t.f]

No on his ottoman- in his little hotel room

[@acealaker3109]

Everytime I see a shovel I see his face

[@rickolade1381]

His chair? Nah, he threw it away so hard now its broken

[@ShadowReaver573]

Exactly what I was thinking. He already had been making arguments for that shovel.

[@macattack4]

You've summoned an entire fandom with a shovel

[@thepurplerose3144]

Acctually there is 2 fandoms.... xD

[@BlackEndFlame1334]

@@thepurplerose3144 3

[@bat6353]

I didn't even think of the stand arrow until someone pointed it out lmao

[@clementheuzebroc2782]

@@BlackEndFlame1334 wait whats the three Markiplier Jojo ...

[@theslamjamfrincisco2820]

@@clementheuzebroc2782 tf2 maybe?

[@Lorentari]

Ideal Axe: - The center of mass is close to the head for maximal chopping action Ideal Shovel: - The center of mass is far back so balancing dirt on the shovel is easier Apart from that strange oversight truly baffeling compromises were made here - Like "Why can the head spin"

[@srakin9528]

Adding a locking mechanism to stop the head from spinning and changing one of the "useless" pieces of handle into a heavy weight (so you can assemble it with the weight near the head for chopping or at the end for shoveling!) would solve those. Then just make the knife not suck and you might have something functional.

[@wannabehistorian371]

Not sure why I was recommended this, I’ve never watched survival videos, but I’m entertained.

[@BitterBatter]

KZbin recommendations seem weird lately, im getting 50% stuff I care about 50% random stuff like this

[@Adagium_Garland]

Same

[@invictagothica]

Same here, but I’m not complaining

[@iBeTruckin]

Dido

[@richardanthony5020]

Same bro

[@Altazor-fh9of]

I love how the entire video was so academic until suddenly 7:04

[@jestfullgremblim8002]

True lmao

[@FriedIce3]

When you see anyone doing tiktoks

[@2013Arcturus]

I subbed when he said that lol

[@Altazor-fh9of]

@@Derek147900 Who said it wasn't?

[@Altazor-fh9of]

@@Derek147900 I don't think you can understand what I meant better than I do.

[@theoffbeatninja610]

"TESTING THE WORST SURVIVAL TOOL EVER MADE." Markiplier: "And so I took that personally..."

[@Chrishy_Art]

He needs to react to this video

[@revel8683]

Markiplier made the shovel?

[@Chrishy_Art]

@@revel8683 no he just loves it dearly

[@drunkbillygoat]

I feel I should look for him using this mess.

[@Imslandar]

I think the word you're looking for is *MEME SPOON*

[@4OHz]

I almost bought one for my son who is a real outdoor enthusiast kinda guy. When he saw it he just said that, "an all in one tool is a master of none of its jobs, don't bother." After seeing this, glad I took his advice.

[@Sidonio5]

that shovel is bad... you have similar good shovels. just search "sobrevivencialismo pá" its brazilian channel. but that shovel(pá) is good and they test it

[@dzeebest3816]

That ax looks like it's going to start a very bizarre adventure

[@eigenman2571]

I’m glad to know that I’m not the only guy who’s thinking about that

[@Northerncantaim]

I hate jojo so much

[@eigenman2571]

@@Northerncantaim Why? If you hate the fanbase then you shouldn’t say you hate JoJo. The manga/show itself is actually fairly decent, but I get it if you mean you hate the fanbase

[@kianphgaming6056]

jojo's stand boutta use the shovel

[@Magnet_Chaos]

@@Northerncantaim Oh grow up.

[@Somtaaw7]

I love how you're saying "Oh yeah we can make it like a military shovel" Shovel head immediately twists out of place. This tool is the example of "doing too much" It does everything! Terribly!

[@abletodoit3051]

Relatable

[@shromp2034]

jack of all trades, just really bad at everything

[@ytanddave]

That was my first thought when he opened the bag 😂

[@jamiejam9976]

@@shromp2034 it's more like a 3 of all trades, the only thing lower would be using your teeth

[@KertaDrake]

I get the feeling that tree could have been brought down easier by jumping up and pulling it down until it cracked...

[@LightsJusticeZ]

Probably yeah, but the point was to demonstrate the chopping.

[@pop-1208]

Even the knife was better

[@BiggerBricks]

@@LightsJusticeZ the point of op's comment was that the shovel axe was so ineffective, it would have been easier for him to rip the tree down with his bare hands instead: not that he SHOULD have.

[@MP-vc4nu]

@@pop-1208 Even my fist are better. Even my keyboard can chop better.

[@jakem5197]

And he wouldn’t have Carpel tunnel and cancer either😹

[@JulianSloman]

I kept thinking "I don't know, you got the fire going. Seems okay..." then you mentioned the price. You know for 20 bucks this would be worth having in the trunk maybe... but for >200?!

[@snowhusk]

I bet it's all that "tacticool" urbanite crowd with too much money and too little knowledge of what tools are that make the market for atrocities like this possible

[@Zaciriya]

Me:'gets recommended this video, and sees the title' Also me:"oooooh, Marks not gonna be happy with this. He's gonna need more sour patch kids to calm him down."

[@AstralShot]

And ice cream

[@Zaciriya]

@@CaptainVVV look up sour patch kids ice cream and you'll understand, specifically marks video

[@dsmart9257]

how unfunny

[@Zauriel92]

@@dsmart9257 Yea it is pretty unfunny, but maybe you know good jokes better than Mark or this one, lets give you a chanse! (Has only dead memes, some joke about furrys... some more overused memes... mostly normie stuff) Oh... oh cool... never mind mate have a good day.

[@grim6865]

@@dsmart9257 if you were funnier you’d be in his place lmao

[@Luki-1331]

My Man Got A Requiem Arrow And Thought it was A Common Tool

[@نايف-الحربي-ت]

He doesn’t know that the requiem chose him

[@inazumatan7050]

Why is this written like a LN title?

[@pepi1128]

it's a normal arrow if it was a requiem arrow it would've had a bug on it

[@bakadoge5565]

@@pepi1128 you play yba?

[@pepi1128]

@@bakadoge5565 how'd you know lmao

[@leroyjenkins6256]

Fire Steel - Not bad Small Knife - Flimsy Shovel Head - Don't even try

[@CodeDonut]

he doesn't put much effort into testing amazon products so that he can still return them!

[@tanuki01]

The shovel head is good for a shovel.

[@ShinningCrys]

@@tanuki01 😅 praise that the shovel head can do what its originally designed todo

[@tanuki01]

@@ShinningCrys It really doesn't need to do more than that. Maybe be a cutting surface in emergencies. All the other bells and whistles didn't need to exist

[@ShinningCrys]

@@tanuki01 i mean... its a shovel head. I need to put faith in the fact it should at least dig up soil okay

[@KaaneDragonShinobi]

You saying "I'm not chopping anything until you hit that like button" was probably the most refreshing way I've ever heard someone ask for likes on a video on this entire platform.

[@seraphimzero6612]

thing looks like it’s made out of a funky meteor with a special virus that gives people funny ghosts

[@bruv7521]

It looks like it will power up your ghost if you hit it with it too

[@shoujinzarxx6390]

looks like something that will give me a pink cat that can turn everything it touches to a bomb and get stabbed by it again and can suddenly rewind time 1 hour before

[@mabeltorres8069]

Looks like a thing that will make my town noisy and crazy and bizaare

[@NineteenInFrench]

Looks like something that would turn wind to gold

[@moaimoaimoai69]

Looks like something that can't deflect an emerald splash!

[@MaxGriffinJames]

I'm willing to bet for that same 250 one could get a reasonable backpack and stock it with a good enough axe, knife, saw and supplies, including food, for a few days camping without trouble. Absolute joke of a product, made for tacticool morons with more money than sense.

[@dontneedtoknow5836]

Very true.

[@jessy61071]

Yes, for $250 if your aware of cheap high quality items. Such as bahco laplander saw and a Mora knife. Throw in the Estwing Camper's Axe. Your well under $100 and your base kit is probably a solid B-. edit, was going to check. The trail boss went from $27ish to $76 on amazon.

[@artyomsherwin648]

@@jessy61071 Mora is a beautiful example of industrial efficiency. Get a strip of metal, cast a plastic grip around it and call it a day.

[@jessy61071]

@@artyomsherwin648 true. My only complaint is the $14 base line models aren't full tang. Gotta goto the garberg/bushcraft for that.

[@mdbigman]

Well I guess you haven't seen the advertisement for this survival tool! You wouldn't believe how great this "survival tool" is... Well worth the $250.00. It could save your life! They say so on the commercial so it has to be true! (I mean why would they lie about something like that?)

[@derpibooruthecommenter1354]

Markiplier once said that this shovel was great for eating Sour Patch Ice cream. *_So I believe it's great for everything and totally not horrible for basic survival..._*

[@henrydecuir1615]

It's not the worst, if you stab yourself with it, you either have a chance of dying, or you get a punchy ghost dude that follows you around

[@astroboy1147]

" Punchy ghost dude " 💀

[@jestfullgremblim8002]

@@astroboy1147 my man did stands dirty :'(

[@astroboy1147]

@@jestfullgremblim8002 lol fr

[@_ren777]

bruh no green ghost dude who splish splash emeralds

[@alba2162]

It's not always a punchy ghost dude, it's sometimes something else

[@krzysztofmazurkiewicz5270]

Maybe its called a "survival" tool because the trick is to survive using it? The thread could definitely use some sort of locking mechanism for the "axe mode"

[@roneherushin4638]

That feeling when a kamen rider axe toy has a better locking mechanism then this shovel

[@ashzole]

Wrong!!!!! It’s designed small because they factored in weight of other items you’ll carry. The guy in this video wants a Luxury Survival Tool. one that requires absolutely no effort to use. He doesn’t want to sweat becuase no one sweats when they are in survival mode. the truth is , he didn’t want to put to much wear and tear aka NOT REALLY DO A TEST OR REVIEW, So he can return it. also if your prepping for a survival bug out bag, experts tell you NEVER INCLUDE GLOVES, gloves is a no no!!!

[@justanerd414]

@@ashzole why no gloves?

[@ashzole]

@@justanerd414 🥋🤜🥜. 🙄😂

[@michaelhatherley3447]

No gloves in a survival situation? Really? That's one of the dumbest things I've ever heard

[@navyactor]

Man’s got the whole requiem arrow

[@mrnubbones8626]

Yup

[@mrnubbones8626]

Ima bout to take over the mafia

[@That_One_Guy...]

That would literally be the best survival tool rather than the worst one

[@navyactor]

@@That_One_Guy... unless you get survivor lol

[@krickstone1]

Just here to find this comment :)

[@ranickhaan]

Good to know that when you’re in the wilderness, and trying to conserve energy, you can spend hours chopping deadwood with that ineffective hunk of nonsense.

[@vXBloodJokerXv]

"and now i have carpal tunnel..AND cancer" i bust out laughing. i've never subscribed faster lol

[@orionwhitcher6213]

Same honestly

[@2013Arcturus]

Same

[@nickr0425]

@@2013Arcturus Same lol

[@kaelynjameson7667]

It was so unexpected for the tone of the video, caught me off guard 😆

[@KevinMCable]

I had to scroll down to find who said this first.

[@megaknight6958]

This is what it's like when you use a shovel to cut trees in minecraft.

[@khaskid]

Lol

[@Dead_Guy_Bob]

Accurate.

[@christiroseify]

Oh honey, get out and enjoy the forest... the real forest..

[@MeepChangeling]

@@christiroseify Did you know that what's right for you is not right for others?

[@PrepareYourself14]

@@christiroseify Oh sweetie, get inside and play more minecraft. The java version

[@lilacpen8678]

What an average person would expect to find in this comment section: survival tips and discussion What one actually finds: JoJo memes and Markiplier

[@kuphine]

I never thought I'd be an average person

[@godrilla5549]

Both are cancer

[@Sharkakaka]

WRYYYYYYYYY!

[@AlmightyGoblinmaze]

@@godrilla5549 why?

[@godrilla5549]

@@AlmightyGoblinmaze why not

[@K_E_K_E_L]

This Survival Shovel kind of looks like it could give you a supernatural ability to summon weird creatures if you get impaled by it

[@fakefakepeppino]

I see everyone talking about how this is just a Stand Arrow, but just imagine how amazing it would be to Market Garden someone with this thing.

[@gottimw]

Is that tf2 reference in 2021?

[@fakefakepeppino]

@@gottimw hell ye it is

[@trueforgottenfool3139]

Soil Your Pants +Deals Crits While the wielder is rocket jumping +Makes your enemies bleed on hit -20 damage resistance while wielding it 25% slower firing speed

[@BlindingLight]

I haven’t seen a jojo and tf2 reference in the same comment for a _long_ time now. You made my night

[@dkskcjfjswwwwwws413]

@@trueforgottenfool3139 so just a weird market gardener

[@joerous527]

“Always kneel on a rock” ain’t that the truth 😂

[@funnyfarmdad9997]

ALWAYS!

[@nickmagma7745]

Why?

[@chowly]

Not on purpose, just seems like whenever you kneel in the woods, 9/10 you’re going to kneel on something that jabs uncomfortably into your knees

[@RussellWiegand]

Lose a small part on the garage floor? Just kneel down for something and your kneecap will find it.

[@wadecooler7496]

Never fails

[@Admajors]

One of the funniest parts about this "tool": Even IF it was able to chop that tree down at all, the first time it gets used as a shovel, you're destroying the cutting edge by dragging it through the dirt!

[@zerdodylan]

The funny thing is your axe should not even be razor sharp. The geometry of it is what matters most. Which is what this video shows

[@chimchu3232]

@@zerdodylan yeah an axe needs some heft and good geometry, doesn't need to be razor sharp. Can't really have an axe/shovel combo it's gonna suck at one of those 2 things, if not both

[@drfate7863]

@@chimchu3232 You would have to make it so that the tool has separate heads that can be swapped. Ie, a removable axe head and a removable shovel head. Adjustable handle, etc. The problem then is that you’d have to make sure that said handle can handle punishment and the heads are secured properly. If you can unscrew a head/handle, it’s probably not as stable or durable.

[@GojiraKingOfKings]

@@drfate7863 Better solution. Make it an Axe on one end, and a shovel on the other. 👌

[@尸缽疌]

@@chimchu3232 how abt chopping one's neck😃

[@charlescaulkins8306]

A tool that doesn't help you survive? This must be the work of an enemy Stand! But seriously, that shovel looks so fragile, can't believe how hard it was to chop a tree with it. Thanks for this warning video.

[@onioncutter]

it's a requiem arrow.

[@Isaac556x45]

I was told as a kid. "Everytime Wranglerstar uploads a new video, an angel in heaven gets a new bottle of loctite" And I still believe it to this very day.

[@echomegarden7900]

Best comment in Wranglerstar history 😆

[@Isaac556x45]

@@echomegarden7900 thanks 👍

[@thegoldensteed]

That is so funny. 😄

[@Isaac556x45]

@@thegoldensteed 😉

[@cmoore7780]

Lol AWSOME

[@DjPrimeVideos]

That's a shovel? I thought it was a stand arrow

[@zacharygombosky4830]

Niiiiiiiicce

[@doom3166]

Same I thought it was gonna be a "make yourself a stand-arrow" video

[@kosh.hansen]

same

[@catmasters5413]

lol me too 🤣

[@tajbidturjaun12356]

Same

[@lyinarbaeldeth2456]

Using that shovel as an axe looks about as effective as I would expect using a normal shovel as an axe would be.

[@tomcatt998]

i sharpened the edge of my Glock shovel, works fairly good

[@robertsauceda4757]

@@tomcatt998 eww glock shovels suck

[@dorriennorth5317]

Or using your axe as a shovel...!!

[@FinnishCrystal]

@@robertsauceda4757 agree, a magnum shovel does the job much better

[@somedudefromapharmacy]

@@tomcatt998 glock shovel looks like a children’s toy for digging sand castles

[@lucashenning3158]

Both of my parents fought fires with the forest service when I was younger, and seeing that USFS issue bottle brings back memories!

[@surlz_rulz6831]

Jojo stand arrow doesn't exist he can't hurt yo- Meanwhile Jojo stand arrow :

[@tamaskiss9841]

I didnt expect to see a fellow jojo fan here

[@justiceofbook]

Is that a jojo reference?

[@jonathanbrando5317]

het jotaro :)

[@naipsiefilderussatser4067]

@Damianos Outskas obviously yes

[@mikasan4268]

wait im not the first jojo fan here ?!

[@santarau24daweeb73]

every gangstat till a man screaming " screaming eagle" and hit you with the shovel

[@Smokey-Haze]

High tower noises

[@SnailSnail-lo4pm]

Everyone gang-star until an italian male stripper comes out of nowhere and grabs the shovel while shouting furiously.

[@Big_Pound]

Yes snail they are

[@gort3018]

@@SnailSnail-lo4pm is that a jojo referrence??!!!!???!!! kono dio wry yo angelo goodbye jojo nice?

[@herpderp1662]

The camera mount is for bear grills, it also has a compartment to hold your hotel key securely, you must have overlooked it.

[@kingshark-ff4xz]

Yep. It's also got a foot rest and bidet. Wonderful tool. Best 200 dollars spent in my entire life.

[@Ithot213]

That bit of "I'm not chopping nothin till you hit that like button" was really good, but I wish he would of drawn it out longer, just like a full minute of radio silence and the anticipation 😂 great video

[@bcmandel]

Would be interesting to see what kind of kit you could build for about the same money and size.

[@TheIronDuke9]

you mean all the parts need to fit into the same bag? I'd like to see that

[@cujoedaman]

Honestly, probably wouldn't cost that much. Even a cheap hatchet about the same size as that shovel head and sharpened well wouldn't be bad.

[@thesmallwoodlot433]

Well, lest think about it for a sec, the bag may be a bit bigger, but a half way decent hatchet, $35-50, a good cheap knife $40.00, military shovel/ ? -$50, flint and steel or fire starter kit $20.00, add in another $20 for compass, and waterproof matches, so carefully shopping, you can improvise a pretty good kit.... but Watching Cody swing an inferior survival all in one tool.... Priceless!

[@naamnichols8797]

Lots of survival vodka to think about this. Maybe lonely drunk wouldnt be so unhappy then

[@Alias_Anybody]

@@cujoedaman A fiberglass hatchet for 20, then a small sharpening kit, a small Mora knife for 15, a tiny folding shovel of a similar if not better construction than this "survival tool" for maybe 30?

[@tabascomuricano1106]

this man's adjectives are excellent, "anemic knife." and also carpal tunnel and cancer, the two well known issues with the wrist lmfaoo

[@vashusan1984]

For some reason that phrase, "carpal tunnel and cancer" killed me.

[@paigepaii]

homie that's literally the jjba arrow-

[@charmainezara]

what a *bizarre* coincidence i must say

[@austinmcmaster7262]

The way this man goes about asking for a like is too funny not to oblige 😂

[@st0rm3325]

This survival tool will awaken fans of a certain *bizarre* anime.

[@moaimoaimoai69]

A bizarre anime in a crazy noisy bizarre town.

[@jackmist]

🎵🎵AWAKEN MY JOJO FANS!🎵🎵

[@Big_Pound]

Hehe

[@jackmist]

@@Big_Pound do you like donuts?

[@nohintshere]

@@jackmist *pillar man pose*

[@jupiter7250]

Why does it look like something I would stab myself with to gain a punchy ghost? Eh, must be coincidence

[@vegetaenjoyer]

IM NOT THE ONLY ONE

[@venomcrazy2394]

I was looking for a comment like this

[@Nirzien]

That's exactly why I came here

[@abdhulhackul2620]

Sauce?

[@abdhulhackul2620]

I mean, context?

[@aienforge8391]

Everyone is making the jojo references, but help me capture this point!

[@ThatAdagio]

Engineer gaming

[@cwoveryy]

IT'S THE MARKET GARDNER

[@dragodx8238]

"If fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight!"

[@dum_grunt6473]

“I have done nothing but teleport bread for 3 days”

[@spoonsthatcrit7763]

“INTRUDER ALRET, RED SPY IS IN THE BASE”

[@prostyle1626]

I seen some improper use of items in this video. Take the handles off and use it like a hatchet rather than an axe. The ring saw. Use a stick and make a bow with it and lightly saw with it.

[@andrewgwilliam4831]

The daft thing is that someone has clearly spent time thinking about the design, and effort has also clearly gone into engineering it. Yet it's almost completely unsuited for its intended purpose! It's kinda like a student who's genuinely put a lot of work and effort into something, but who still can only be awarded an F because they've not actually understood the problem they were set.

[@NoobToobJamarMemes]

A very well-stated comment indeed. Effort into a problem does not equal a solution.

[@helpz8708]

It’s like when you put a lot of work into something just to realize you were doing it wrong from the start

[@ringofasho7721]

It's trying to do too much. A long tool like a shovel, ax, or hoe should never have threaded pieces. I mean think about it, an adz would make a better ax and shovel than that.

[@craigbryant3191]

It's feature-itis. Does *your* shovel have a knife built into the handle? Mine does! ("Well, should it, though?")

[@06pag]

It's unsuited for its stated purpose, but its intended purpose is to look cool and be bought by people who think being walked around a mountain by a tour guide equals survival in the wilderness.

[@benjamindanielsen5204]

I'm so glad that I wasn't the only one who thought that was a Stand Arrow at first.

[@aliffaimn9135]

Damn son

[@DT-yw4ob]

You pierce yourself and a ghostly Bear Grylls appears behind you, it has the ability to make bugs taste less gross

[@Piflle]

I mean, depending on the stand that would be the best survival tool. I bet that star platinum would be pretty good at wrecking a tree and reducing it to kindling

[@a.m.a.b147]

"I'm not chopping nothing untill you hit that thumbs up button, I'll wait, I've got all day" "allright have you done it?" Honestly yes lmao

[@footspike55]

I also did it. He’s so wholesome

[@a.m.a.b147]

@@footspike55 haha exactly 😆

[@dexterhaxxor]

same

[@a.m.a.b147]

@@dexterhaxxor honestly the best way I've seen someone say it lmao

[@a.m.a.b147]

@J T haha man is wholesome

[@Oryx01]

This is what it should be about, open and honest dialogue about survival and you do it in a friendly manner. I watched this clip and was laughing at the gimmicky crud about this tool. I feel you are genuine and honest about what you share. I love your videos and I look forward to watching them all. P.S I bought the Harbour freight axe after that video lol.

[@aidencates8393]

We need to get this video to Mark immediately, he must see this video

[@belladonnaplumb9376]

That's exactly what i thought when I saw this in my recommendations

[@rustomremosil5994]

Mark? Rober?

[@lowheadvarney158]

@@rustomremosil5994 No Mark. Iplier.

[@Kayte52]

Memento Mori

[@aidencates8393]

@@Kayte52 Memento Mori

[@ianthecoolthief6226]

"Just from that experience alone I have a stand."

[@lorrean9604]

YES

[@somerandomguy1116]

Seriously tho from the thumbnail I thought it was a stand arrow

[@saltysunflowersugar7826]

@@somerandomguy1116 SAME

[@mrnubbones8626]

Exactly

[@necrobyte7451]

@@somerandomguy1116 my thoughts exactly

[@hi.7293]

Everybody gangsta till the man you killed with this revives and starts floating

[@8bitPikachu]

*gangstar

[@jestfullgremblim8002]

@@8bitPikachu people usually say "gangsta" as a joke, you know, they like to write things wrong while joking because of COMEDY

[@jestfullgremblim8002]

@Kevin Daniel i know, i just explained why people say it differently bro

[@farresalt4381]

@@jestfullgremblim8002 gAnG-StAR xd but yeah, gotcha

[@jestfullgremblim8002]

@@farresalt4381 he got me, noooooo!

[@ms.annthrope415]

Sae it in a commercial and it piqued my curiosity. Thanks for saving me money and disappointment. Thumbs up for that.

[@Miles_Edgeworth]

As both a jojo and tf2 fan this comment section makes me very happy

[@Big_Pound]

Me too kid, me too

[@johnny420xxx]

Where tf2? I didnt find a single comment referencing tf2 even i excpected some Funny Spoon comments

[@Quickstein]

@@johnny420xxx welcome to the United States of YOU JUST GOT DOMINATED!!!

[@mjsugod1385]

@@johnny420xxx Market Garden jokes

[@furberkara7832]

The Market Gardener

[@manusiaorang2842]

Imagine Seeing Random Guy Hitting You With Shovel From The Air... Kinda Bizarre Right?

[@memehub4287]

Jojo

[@hanro50]

@@memehub4287 it's a TF2 reference

[@a.k8185]

Hmmmmm..... *"Get market gardened, hippie"*

[@hanro50]

@@a.k8185 Huh.... _Places mini sentry_

[@a.k8185]

@@hanro50 *Manntreads*

[@Phosfit]

Hahaha “I’m not chopping nothing til you hit the thumbs up button.” I like this guy

[@Steigma]

Lol, If the video just ended there

[@20firebird]

THAT made me consider liking. no “remember to like comment and subscribe” ever has, but this guy gets me

[@mubeendewan2287]

I can hear marks anger through the screen For context markiplier bought one of these and called it his favourite thing he's ever bought

[@TurnerTheWorm]

My first wranglerstar video was a survival shovel field test, I feel like I've gone full circle.

[@Riverfrog124]

Same, haha

[@recondj4641]

Same

[@connorcolumbia5398]

I thought I was going crazy. Some parts are so similar.

[@TomDingleby]

Does that mean you are not going to be watching anymore?

[@TurnerTheWorm]

@@barjrob better even!

[@curtwhite876]

Typical west-coaster, chops down a single tree and immediately develops carpal tunnel and cancer. Prayers for healing, my feeble west-coast friend.

[@carlzirk]

You have a good sense of humor. Must be midwest.

[@reaperhunter7297]

Lmao 🤣

[@xati5135]

@@carlzirk looks like you get made fun of a lot by how you replied... must be a south west guy

[@AKorAUSTIN]

Who spells Kurt with a C? Lmao

[@curtwhite876]

@@AKorAUSTIN My parents did... So so do I.

[@Zenix.]

60% of comments: *talking about jojo stand arrow* 35% of comments: *talking about how markiplier will hate this video* 5% of comments: *talking about the video*

[@xEvilRaptorx]

I dont get the first 2 D: Who wants to explain both of the references in this comment chain?

[@BoromcioStudi]

@@xEvilRaptorx the shovel looks a lot like the 'Stand Arrow' from manga/anime series JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, which is a very special type of arrow that gives people power to summon Stands, which are something like a guardian ghost and it's the main gimmick of the series. As for the second one someone else can explain since I don't really watch Markiplier

[@Zauriel92]

@@xEvilRaptorx To complete the chain, the reference on Markiplier comes from a video where he eats sour patch kids icecream with it, before he does all that makes up excuses/explains why he bought this shovel and how was the best thing in the world, and that is pretty much it, good day mate.

[@goreobsessed2308]

You forgot the dudes talking about team fortress 2 market gardening

[@GregoryMom]

1%: Shovel Knight fans.

[@watsonwrote]

I moved to the midwest almost a year ago for work, and looking at the forest around you made me truly, deeply homesick Thanks for making such an entertaining video in such a beautiful place

[@sirjoemega3744]

It literally looks like a weapon from tf2 for soldiers where it has the bleed effect but - 10% damage and no random crits

[@videogames8261]

the bald

[@KaaneDragonShinobi]

- 100% damage

[@flonkplonk1649]

Market Gardener? Or The Shovel?

[@possibly_ben]

kinda looks like a stand arrow

[@philslaya]

Devs write this down

[@modus8256]

"and then mr wranglerstar stabbed himself with the shovel, a day later, he awakened with a ghost that follows him around"

[@gumm8236]

SURVIVAL PLATINUM!!!!

[@poopoopeepeethe1104]

SURVIVALU REQUIEM

[@ykkynmrnki1424]

Natural survivor -able to control nature -has great regenerative powers -awakened- Adapts the user to any danger

[@carlosflores2156]

I thought the fcking same

[@naipsiefilderussatser4067]

XD these JoJo References makin me dyin XD

[@robertpothier1861]

OSIS should market this as their Platinum Plus Deluxe kit.

[@masemasemasie]

That’s literally how bad it was

[@jasonvitale5911]

We shall never forget the fabulous OSIS survival kit...

[@Shrek_Has_Covid19]

isis survival kit for terorist😲

[@jackmist]

I read that as Star Platinum Plus. 🤣

[@nohintshere]

@@jackmist it does look like a stand arrow so

[@letarsier59]

What is surprising are the good reviews on Amazon. But still, we all witnessed the poor efficiency of this "tool", and its terrific price as well.

[@nbuha56]

I doubt any of the people leaving good reviews actually used this or if they have they have not used regular tools to notice how crappy it is.

[@michaelnash9970]

The good reviews are from the employees of the manufacturer...

[@beryyjams]

Normally i probably wouldnt have clicked on this video tbh, but I just had to see how many people would bring up Markiplier in the comments

[@javross3212]

I came here to write a comment about Makiplier’s shovel. I was happy to see it had already been done.

[@hahapain4454]

I just wish I knew how to send it to him to react to....

[@TetanicRain]

Yeah. I honestly wonder if Markiplier was the reason that this was recommended to me.

[@javross3212]

@@TetanicRain Same though!

[@joshualee4720]

Same here

[@0hpstudios363]

It's only called "the worst survival tool" because they never knew how to stab themselves using it to create a STAND...

[@OldBuggaboo]

I was wondering where the Jojo reference was.

[@OldBuggaboo]

@Jacob Freeman I got here before them lol

[@SpaceLordLono]

Tree: Why do I have to die? Are you cutting me down to build yourself a house? Or will I become the pages for your novel? Dude: I'm making a youtube video. Tree: Oh my god. Dude: Yep. Welcome to the club, pal.

[@carlyoung8723]

Heh. Rick and Morty reference. Nice

[@schulzy1544]

The tree was already dead

[@sn1p1n]

tc2 devs deciding what to base their least favorite shovel on:

[@korodrion]

"the survival tool needs to pass my test and my test is [...] ultimately making a cup of tea" This is the most English thing ever LMAO

[@neillaw]

I'm English, tea is the worst...

[@MistaCen]

WS: "I did bring some tinder." Yup, having someone for the night does help survive the cold.

[@hitchslap8254]

XD

[@Nine-Signs]

lol

[@nosdregamon]

Tinder was the only app working, so I arranged a date to get saved...

[@saos_tartar]

Comment section: 30% Actually talking about the tool 30% JoJo's fans 30% Markiplier's fans 10% TF2 fans

[@innocentchild1513]

Requiem arrow over heaven.

[@kitsun3246]

i was waiting for this comment

[@choco9688]

Him: The Worst Survival Tool Ever Made that can turn into an Axe, Shovel, Hoe, Knife and Lighter Minecraft Players⚒️: UNLIMITED POWER!!!

[@musicmaniac7555]

Yaaaaa

[@shadowslayer205]

Wooden tools would be more efficient and less expensive than this.

[@samugames0]

Ah, yes, The Escapists

[@jestfullgremblim8002]

@@shadowslayer205 nah not really, it is made from iron and it has properties from many tools, if it were in minecraft it would be a golden experience

[@kiennguyentrung7331]

@@jestfullgremblim8002 would definitely be super useful in mc, 1 tool with 5 uses means a huge amount of hotbar/inventory slots saved

[@zedbags]

"The worst survival tool ever" What would Mark say...

[@erowyn2392]

"Time show what the shovel can really do."

[@AvoiceInYourheadd]

I’m out of the loop, care to explain?

[@grumplestomp8701]

@@AvoiceInYourheadd markiplier loves this tool

[@megarayquaza9054]

@@AvoiceInYourheadd Markiplier basically made this thing his Best Friend, he loves it so much

[@nothingbutpain863]

Imagine that one of the sections is actually a lightsaber.

[@obe1withtheforce785]

One day. One, day.

[@TheNate371]

@@obe1withtheforce785 The Hacksmith made a working protosaber, which is what the lightsaber first started as, so we are getting there. The videos on his KZbin channel are awesome

[@obe1withtheforce785]

@@TheNate371 seems more like an extreme welding torch to me, but I'm sure there's someone with a bigger budget somewhere that has gotten further

[@TheNate371]

@@obe1withtheforce785 sure it cuts slow, but it works

[@AnimeCritical]

@@TheNate371 okk but can it block other such protosabres?

[@DaryooshF.Sh.P-vq6mu]

To me it’s like the only thing you should survive in that beautiful environment is the shovel itself.

[@ravenknight4876]

I mean, the look of the shovel blade alone: it cannot possibly have structural integrity enough to perform its purpouse to begin with.

[@geist41334]

It's designed to look tacticool.

[@JohnJillky]

@@geist41334 Tacticool. God I love that term. Perfect description for so much junk lmao

[@schizophrenicsnowman3226]

@@JohnJillky exactly. It legit looks like a poor mans spear, and thats saying something because spears of some material were normally for poor soliders

[@Speakeazy]

why am i watching this? why do i enjoy this? i don't camp. i hate camping. why did i like this? why do i LOVE IT

[@lucency]

Same. Algorithm, why have you brought me to this place?

[@ciceroissad4821]

Shovel: Causes bleeding, 10+ damage. Cons: Marks You to death

[@somejerk5662]

Con: using it in self defense may cause opponent to develop a Stand

[@ciceroissad4821]

@@somejerk5662 heavy: I smell JOJO!

[@lanterns_glow]

@@ciceroissad4821 Giant Desk Engineer: YER UGLEE, proceeds dancing

[@charmainezara]

@@somejerk5662 oh no *impales myself with the requirem arrow to hopefully develop a stand*

[@GenericAhhYoutuber]

99%: normal people 1%: market gardener

[@ashurad_fox5991]

Me: why is this in my recommendation? (looks at thumbnail again) Also me a JoJo fan: OH MY GOD!

[@moaimoaimoai69]

Stand arrow go brrrr

[@naipsiefilderussatser4067]

Same XD

[@equimosis1]

I scrolled down sarching this comment.

[@PR0X.1M1TY]

@@equimosis1 same

[@crss2710]

@@PR0X.1M1TY kore ga, requiem da

[@BRUtahn]

"That was without a doubt the worst tree chopping experience I've ever had. Just from that experience i now have both carpel tunnel and cancer." That just earned you a sub 🤣🤣

[@LeoLionxyzed]

I came for the JoJo reference, I stayed for the insights and humor!

[@reffulbeulb175]

SAME LOL IT LOOKED LIKE A REQUIEM ARROW

[@Rice_lederthepriceleader]

“Korega... requiem da.”

[@Worgslarg]

Came here looking for this comment

[@r0bertfrank]

awesome test and review! i really enjoyed it, gave you a follow. Hope its not too semantic or annoying but I did have one suggestion for you ( in case it comes up again): When measuring acoustical power (of the whistle) it would actually be in + dBA, rather than -dBFS. Difference being -20dBFS as you stated would typically to be referring to the level of the signal once measured when going through your mic and into your recording hardware/software, which is only relevent for measuring headroom of a digital signal, and doesn't actually have an inherent loudness until played back again (which is completely dependent on the speaker power). Imagine that if you play that same signal back with the speakers off, it'll still be a -20dBFS signal, but acoustically its 0 dBA in terms of air pressure since the speakers are off. A-weighted Decibels would measure the sound pressure level with a microphone that is calibrated to 'hear' like how we do with our own ears in the atmosphere rather than measuring the distance of a digital signal from 'full scale' i.e. clipping point. tldr; -dBFS is how digital 'ears' measure energy in terms of how far away from clipping a signal is. A-weighted Decibels (dBA) measures energy how humans percieve it. Hope that helped!

[@kingstondynamics]

Had to check that thumbnail twice to see if it was a jjba video being recommended to me

[@TheJayHenderson]

So he does know that if he stabs himself with it he gets a stand right? It’s literally one of the best survival tools.

[@wewooh1918]

He lol

[@Quazex]

Beat me to it :(

[@borealis4727]

Very true

[@TossMesh]

I don't understand

[@borealis4727]

JoJo reference don't worry about it

[@Jsssddfgffghshdhdhusjsjd]

this is actually a deceptively good survival tool, assuming you have the fighting spirit to handle your new stand

[@nyaaguy354]

so i am not the only one clicking on this video bc it looks like a stand arrow XD

[@kokkorohime9525]

@@nyaaguy354 you are not the first.. and you'll not be the last one either XD

[@xXDrHomicideXx]

its true... the jojo references are everywhere xD

[@firstedition1083]

Not for $250

[@isrbillmeyer]

Did some Prepper courses. One camp we all arrived with the nice foldable shovel thing. Had to dig our fox holes etc. Next camp most of us arrived with a standard shovel with shortened handle for ease to carry. Most of the China made foldable shovels broke in the previous camp.