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[@victoriachapman3368]

As a New Zealander who often does a Canadian knock off accent, I feel I have officially received my karma. 😅 Thank you, Auntie Kris! 😂❤

[@greerwalker1471]

mood

[@WhisperingWempe]

That's a nice roast😂❤

[@stephanieeccles5557]

Legit, I'm also a Kiwi and to me that sounded South African. 😂

[@Evvexii]

Same😂 (apart from the Canadian part lol)

[@mrpreppy72288]

@@greerwalker1471what

[@hermionejgranger6573]

As a New Zealander, I SQUEALED at the intro! Our country doesn’t get anywhere near as much representation as it should! I love you kris! So so so much!!!

[@user-lx4wg4dm8k]

You guys are awesome new Zealand is the best

[@Evvexii]

@@user-lx4wg4dm8kty!!

[@Evvexii]

And I agree SO MUCH my eyes popped out when I saw that intro😂

[@KD-birbo]

Sameee I’m from NZ ❤❤❤

[@httyd.hiccstrid]

When I hear KZbinrs say New Zealand I feel so happy cus I live here I know what a small country it is I think It’s a country I’m stupid when It comes to country’s and continents (idk how to spell most things) soooo I’m happy watching this❤

[@robolover]

I love how she reads out the entire name of the items 🤣

[@1989-Red]

Yeah she doesn’t even like just give it a short name she has to give you the whole thing lol ( no hate to kmk)

[@Amber_Williams]

As a New Zealander, I can say that is THE BEST accent i've heard. No one tries as hard as Kris to make us laugh. Thank you Kris!

[@WyattSheehan]

we dont even have accents, and was she tryna sound maori or pakeha because regardless i dont hear no one in here talking like that

[@immy7828]

Lets appreciate Kris' effort into all her intros theyre so imaginative and the compliments are lovely:)

[@Cut1e_Kamado]

​@@MatPatRecommends???

[@wisegirlromanoffnotactive]

And how she understands she has underage viewers so she tries to make if apporite for teenagers at least

[@Cut1e_Kamado]

Ikrrrr

[@Cut1e_Kamado]

​@@wisegirlromanoffnotactiveyea!!!

[@BlueMaxxW]

Yeah, always nice to hear someone lying through their teeth about how good they think I look. I appreciate the effort, though. It does bring some sunshine to my day.

[@DakotaMN100]

Every time Kris thinks she's telling a "dumb joke" is when I'm absolutely vibing with her personality the hardest. The gremlin energy is refreshing!

[@kimayatheblaze]

the dumb jokes are the best jokes

[@michaelamair4469]

𝔽𝕠𝕣 𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕝 𝕥𝕙𝕠𝕦𝕘𝕙

[@jackknife4547]

Hard

[@Cut1e_Kamado]

@@kimayatheblaze yup

[@PhoenoxFlames]

pity the fool that dives deeper into gremlin culture

[@ibby1197]

As a New Zealander, I'm embarrassed to say that Kris's Kiwi accent is much better than mine! So shoutout to Kris for doing it better than an actual Kiwi!

[@King_Cynan]

nah bro! mines better eh cuz'

[@cosmic_legacy]

@@King_Cynani think i actually cried after reading that

[@f.o.e.beeson7138]

Oye

[@kayleigh0705]

As a new Zealander I love how she included our country because not much people do ❤

[@SadieMiller-wb5mc]

I saw a globe and new Zealand wasn't even on it. I'm not trying to be mean if I sound mean

[@I-eat-star-power]

Yeah I thought for ages that no country except Australia even knew about nz

[@That__Guy]

7:27 omg your face literally read: "OMG... hmmm what if I???... that could be... no"

[@kristinwojtowich8902]

Best facial sequence ever...can't say I wouldn't have the same thought 😅🤷‍♀️

[@St4rz.4.e5me]

kris is literally the best by telling us how much she loves us, making all her jokes, and her accents. she literally makes us so happy!!

[@lucakeijmel7656]

@MatPatRecommends REPORTINGLOL

[@teenagegirl7539]

👍

[@kiwiwolves9553]

As a New Zealander, Kris is pretty accurate when summarizing NZ by saying rugby and lord of the rings

[@I-eat-star-power]

My great aunt has been to the hobbit hole for 4 days is the hobbit lord of the ring cos idk?

[@WyattSheehan]

lmao, dont forget lemon and paeroa

[@animationgacha830]

Yk, my grandma just died today, not painfully, and I couldn’t sleep so I watched your videos Kris, and I feel much better now. I think I can go to sleep ❤ this is all because of how good of a person you are and how I absolutely ADORE you, you are great. You don’t know how many times I’ve watched your videos over and over again. You always help me feel better. I’m a kid right now, soon a teenager don’t know how much I talk to myself, acting like I’m a big KZbinr like you, and do streams when I go to school, wash my teeth of just any time. You have really helped me without even you knowing it. I want to thank you for that. Thank you, I truly appreciate what you do and hope to be a person just like you ❤❤❤

[@annarichdale7416]

As a New Zealander myself, I thought the intro was great and couldn't stop laughing the whole time 😂. Thx so much kmk!!! Ur intros are always hilarious.

[@WyattSheehan]

nahh

[@KarmaKatastrophe19]

Omg!! That intro 😂 as a New Zealander, it’s so cool to see someone talking about our little country ❤️ the amount of people who lump us with Australia or legit think we’re a made up country is insane haha so this made my morning!!

[@LOUI36]

im a kiwi too!

[@meganjones1184]

She is brilliant and I know she was trying but I'm a kiwi too and that was a South African accent lol

[@KarmaKatastrophe19]

@@meganjones1184 haha agree, she needs some work on this accent. But the mention was cool and she’s such an awesome creator ☺️

[@meganjones1184]

@@KarmaKatastrophe19 I'm thinking she may be from down south as she rolls her R's lol. And yes she is so funny and relatable.

[@arcrosis]

Woooooo, kiwis represent

[@user-mt9hb3dd4x]

Can we all appreciate how Kris ALWAYS manages to crack us up in every video...even if we could be having one of the worst days ever ? 💖💖

[@Splatbro24]

Please stop turning kris’s comments Into sssniperwolfs

[@user-mt9hb3dd4x]

@@Splatbro24 What do you mean??

[@Splatbro24]

@@user-mt9hb3dd4x basically all of sssniperwolfs comments say “can we just appreciate how she posts every day and works so hard” and her comments aren’t creative at all, I’m not trying to target you just make everyone aware that when people just start repeating the same type of comments it gets boring really fast.

[@user-mt9hb3dd4x]

@splat69 ohhh yh i know what your talking about, sorry for making it sound like that, i actually meant it though, but thanks for telling me

[@Splatbro24]

@@user-mt9hb3dd4x yea np 😊

[@ShelbyLikesStuff]

0:47 that was a great line 0:59 “And shout out to Jay, he truly is a mantaray” (thank you thank you, I’ll be here all week)

[@KMK_Fan]

We dont appreciate kris enough for being the funniest and most comforting person in the universe.

[@RavenclawNimbus]

@@MatPatRecommendsWait are you actually a bot

[@thedisneybroentertainment5547]

She is incredible. Thank you Kris for giving us so much laughter and comfort. You are so appreciated!

[@BlueMaxxW]

I appreciate her plenty for being funny AF.... The comforting stuff is just bonus.

[@KMK_Fan]

@@MatPatRecommends ???

[@ziswrld]

@@MatPatRecommendsomg where's the lore

[@lilfairy6970]

The neck massager part was so chaotic and I was so completley here for it. Watching this video I laughed the hardest I have all day and I'm eternally grateful to Kris for making the world a better place 😊

[@HeidiGriffin1216]

I have the sleep headband, I absolutely love it! I fall asleep to ocean waves every night but don't want to disturb my roommates, and it's perfect for that!

[@ReeCrowsFray]

Omg! The sleep headbands are MY LIFE! Been using them for 4 years now and don’t cover my eyes like suggested but they’re the best as a headband to listen to music for SLEEP!!

[@Da_applepie]

Kris has finally found her inner peace knowing that such technology can keep her coffee hot😅😂

[@PokedigiZ]

Fr😂

[@Astara_star]

She's so cute! 😍

[@nevemurphy5375]

I’m from New Zealand and hearing kris talking about it makes me feel happy because people always think that we are a place In Australia. ❤

[@NZMetalhead7239]

That's literally the most annoying thing ever, whenever NZ is mentioned in any American movie/tv show I always turn into the Leo DiCaprio meme of him pointing at the tv 😂😂

[@melaniecarlyon2262]

I hate it when people think we're from Australia 😫 I do feel the same about Kris talking about Nz. Yaaaay 🇳🇿

[@spuddapotat]

I know right? So good to hear someone acknowledge us as a separate country

[@dennaljohnson1951]

Me to!!!!! 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

[@TheMidnightPuppet]

I know right 🙂

[@XenonTetrafluoride]

2:04 - I can also appreciate a good box - both in the way you didn’t mean, and the one you did. 😂

[@cowgirlhere4302]

I love watching kall me Kris in the morning because it makes my day better

[@tineye316]

I was literally bawling in my car, so upset over an argument I just had with a friend over the phone. And I couldn't stop crying no matter how hard I tried. Then I thought to watch Kris, and I instantly stopped, and actually started laughing within the first 2 minutes. Kris you are such a gift to us you have no idea 😭❤️

[@Brainless_andproud]

That is a true fan right there 💜

[@Brainless_andproud]

You should get a pin

[@-eunhye-]

@@Brainless_andproudthey really should!!

[@allesaufanfang-sarah]

hahaha something very similar happened to me just now idk but Kris is a comfort character

[@Jade_Bunnie]

Something similar happened to me but my family had kicked me out of their house

[@gemini1005]

12:24 "or IF you do sleep" lol

[@Tomatoetoes]

Her panic and happiness during the neck massage thingy was hilarious😂😂

[@mariasky8]

The intro was amazing! You did such a good job. The creativity you have is through the roof! Love ya! ❤

[@lovelyfrog24]

Let’s just take a moment to appreciate Kris’s rapping and all of her intros and how much effort she puts into them and how great they always turn out! Her compliments always make me smile and I love how she always finds a way to incorporate them into her intros❤ I also really like how she talks with her normal voice one second then the next she is talking British, Russian, etc and sometimes even talks in her characters accent / voice!

[@yoangelolo]

ok fine I'll watch this and binge watch every video on your account (again)

[@kallmekris]

Appreciate you fam ❤

[@Kalisfuturewaifu]

@@kallmekrishey Krisssssss!

[@KrisCollinsFan]

@@kallmekrisI appreciate you Kris! ❤

[@Cut1e_Kamado]

​@@kallmekrisHi Kris 🫰🏻❤️

[@clover3656]

my daily routine fr fr 💪😭💛

[@Lycinius]

I know this is supposed to be a wholesome channel but the "I look a bit too fuckable" got me laughing so hard

[@mariolamoller8759]

Fun fact: kris always has the most fun, chaotic thumbnails and intros❤

[@DenLilleSaken]

I swear that Kris always give all of us a huge smile on our faces with the best compliments!

[@Cloudy099]

@MatPatReccomends Oh my goodness I'm seeing you bots again?

[@Doc.ExX8]

Instead of just appreciating her intro appreciate everything she does bc she does truly put in a LOT of effort into all of her videos. She never seems to let us down. We love u kris❤️

[@LordDanieltheMan]

Did not expect …. “Up next, a chain saw” 😂😂😂

[@miaalvandi]

Not watching Kris for a while so u can heat up popcorn and binge her videos>>>>>>>>

[@LethaS1104]

My friends from New Zealand and I showed her this and she laughed so hard😂🤣

[@Mahalla.]

I’m from nz i I laughed too 😂

[@KrisCollinsFan]

There’s no words to explain how incredible Kris is but Kris is the definition of perfect ❤

[@zoeyfiedable]

Absolutely!! Love a good box!

[@UrFav_Amy_Fern]

Stop- I was drinking water and I choked on it bc of how funny kris is 😭😭😭

[@InMyRepEra1389]

I love how Kris went from nice and calm products like the mug and massager to a chainsaw

[@dabadllama]

As someone from New Zealand I am laughing and face palming at the same time. It is 8.00am in the morning and this is my first video of the day. (No regrets btw.) Hahahaha. Thanks for shouting us kiwis and NZ out. We love you too! P.S. You having your ADHD moment has just reminded me to take my Adhd meds. Thank you. Have a great day Kris. 😊❤

[@kookie_monsteridk3316]

As a fellow Kiwi I also feel the pain XD

[@MikeR_NZ]

Fellow Kiwi checking in to the facepalm fest :/

[@dabadllama]

@@MikeR_NZ free entry for all kiwis haha.

[@michaelshenouda6894]

As a fellow kiwi, I Love the intros but this is by far the worst kiwi accent I've ever heard lmao 😂

[@r4bies]

literally LOL

[@Ateliaa341]

I just want to say thank you Kris for adding NZ in to her video ♥

[@nevwang]

The potable blender is cool for military, like in the navy when we’re deployed on the ship and we aren’t allowed to bring regular blender.

[@Hopeparkerhater]

Kris, you are the person who encouraged me to be kind to anyone and everyone I see. The other day I seen a dragonfly and helped it because it’s wing was broken. And today a random person was one dollar off at the store and I gave them a dollar. You have became a big idol to me, and now I promise to spread kindness throughout the world all because of you

[@cherish.3242]

God bless you!! That's so wholesome!!

[@andrewhren7139]

Even Conservatives?

[@Areallthesetaken]

What did you help a dragonfly do?

[@daniellemiller6831]

I love how kris never runs out of compliments and fun intros, makes my day.

[@kkbroski]

Ikr! Her intros and compliments always make me smile. Her intros and compliments are iconic. 😊

[@EditLifeWithRiley]

Her mood during the neck massager thing kept going between confusion, panic, and excitement and I am here for it XD

[@Angee2009]

I love a good box! I've never heard someone else say this. I feel validated.

[@user-er1fm5vq5x]

Every time she compliments us, she's actually describing herself💕

[@Dot.99999]

👆 Don't like or talk to them, it might be a weird bot or they're a scammer

[@WonderfulWonderPets]

Hey

[@Dot.99999]

They deleted it, nvm

[@Shblee]

Can we all just appreciate Kris and Jay for a quick moment? They put so much effort and time into these videos, making our day, complimenting us, giving us super high quality content and jokes. Name another duo that works as hard as these two. Thank you Kris and Jay ❤

[@bobatea-fj2cf]

"slap me silly and call me tommy" kmk 2023

[@beelzhelheim2750]

I love how Kris goes through all the things to make us feel loved

[@user-dw6ry4fe7p]

Thanks Kris for making New Zealand feel like it's not forgotten. I would love for you to come to the non existent NZ's got talent! I love this channel and I love your videos.

[@carlosmarine-xm6do]

Kris always cures my depression and whenever she compliments us it just makes my day better, we love you kris!

[@ChrisGore-ey1yt]

10:57 That was just savage Jay... sa-vage 🤣

[@michellew97]

Not me coming back months later to say thanks for the recommendations. I have since bought the headphones headband & the migraine compression cap thing from another vid. Love them both!

[@AdrianMiranda-ht2ob]

I love how Kris cares so much about her audience that she compliments them in every video

[@adityagarasiya388]

Almost every creators do

[@Islaeatsb4bies]

Ok but kris is just bigger better stronger

[@brynsjazzyjewelry]

​@@adityagarasiya388but kris's complements actually feel real

[@infamouswickedjokestar]

She's loyal to all her fans

[@corails]

12:57 katrina would ABSOLUTELY LOVE IT 😂

[@cranckyballs]

Yes, I’m glad you’re having fun and so am I simply tackling everyone❤

[@beautifulbride7396]

As a Kiwi (Person from New Zealand) it was pretty funny watching that first part lol 😭

[@user-jl9hf6kg1c]

Kris really is the most amazing person with the most heartwarming compliments at the beginning of every videos ❤

[@ImagineExisting-il4qp]

When I was younger I thought Kris’s content could replace therapy. That’s just how amazing she is. (I got actual therapy later)

[@GlairGullwing]

Younger? She's been around for what 2 years? 3? Covid times. If you were young then you're still young 🤣🤣

[@seajay632]

​@GlairGullwing They didn't say they weren't. They said 'when I was YOUNGER...' Younger means younger than you currently are. Everyone was younger 2 years ago. What a weird bizarre thing to nitpick about. Pls touch grass soon!

[@Sturniolo_SnC_reposts]

@@GlairGullwing well she was also on Vine ( Wich i only know exists because of my older sister)

[@The_Dragon_Nerd]

That intro was pure gold.

[@sammillin6350]

We all love you, I was so shocked to see new Zealand pop up haha but you did amazing. Just love your videos, always making my days better ❤

[@SageBerry01]

XD Never thought I’d hear a New Zealand accented Kris would rap for us 😂❤ Thank you for making me smile every day! Edit: Thank you to the replies for telling me that people from New Zealand don’t have an accent :’) I didn’t know that before so thank you for telling me!

[@michaelmcdonald1463]

From New Zealand, you still haven't, buddy.

[@ellabartlett7414]

@@michaelmcdonald1463 as a fellow kiwi, kris' 'accent' made me realise why people ask me if I'm from south Africa

[@amazingpony181]

I’m from New Zealand and no hate to kmk she is wonderful but that is not a kiwi accent lol

[@kkbroski]

@@amazingpony181 I’m from NZ as well and I don’t think most of us sound like that. 😭✋🏻

[@foreverxbuttercup5799]

From nz my self that we dont really have an accent but like if fellow kiwis talked next to a britan there is a clear difference

[@ItsCricketXD]

I'm a New Zealander and I think Kris's accent was great and hilarious!!!

[@WillCarrollHamilton]

You need to clean your taringa!

[@Departmentofnaturalresources]

Is it just me or did it seem more like a kiwi that lived in South Africa for 10 years

[@humansareproblematic390]

12:02 this sums up this channel pretty good bravo jay!

[@_Daughterofares_]

As a New Zealander we don’t sound like that but it’s rlly funny

[@Thunder_Therian]

This scene has to be one of my favourite scenes from All me Kris "It makes fun sounds!" 14:29 "that's fun" 😆

[@katie.27]

❤

[@ALPHARHYTHM0]

From 7:20 on the range of emotions is just🤩

[@onlysatan-]

As a Kiwi, I was so happy to see my country getting representation especially by one of my fav youtubers! And even though you didn't exactly nail the accent you absolutely NAILED the freestyle rap lol

[@michaeltanson8242]

New Zealand accent sounds like a British person trying to imitate an American accent which the fact you're Canadian makes it way funnier 😂😂😂😂

[@scarletonyx8507]

“I love anything that’s smaller than it’s supposed to be” I feel like there are a group of people who love you a little bit more after hearing you say that 😅 There are a couple of things you bought that we could do with in our house. Always awesome content Kris ❤

[@breezybeeze2012]

it always makes us feel good when Kris compliments us love you kris

[@maddiecrosby3899]

"Or if you sleep" I'm dead 😂😂

[@tenthousandsbitches]

I love that agent's Dana Scully hair color, Kris.

[@evanholland6613]

12:16 " or if you do sleep".... hahaha

[@randomsh1]

Kris can be e v e r y person in the universe and still make us laugh in her own way 🤣

[@CoriLiz]

LMAO “thanks for using me” lol my ex 😂😂😂

[@Evilyn-]

You never fail to make me smile❤

[@kmbourdier]

Sense kris ALWAYS compliments us in every video I want to complement her.Kris is a very sweet and talented person who had a very tough past but kept going.she is the nicest person I have ever met and she just makes my day.She deserves the universe and I love her❤️

[@pancakethompson4020]

Lets take a moment to appreciate all the effort kris puts into compliments just for us to feel good in the intros, its so kind of her to actually put time and effort into that.

[@HannahhBarnett2]

yas we can

[@adityagarasiya388]

What ...NO

[@Synchr0n1zed]

@@B4rebones😱😱😱

[@adityagarasiya388]

@@B4rebones DONT DO THIS TO ME !!😰😰

[@Brooke-or5io]

Poor Pete be getting beat up 😂

[@jerziwilson4519]

4:01 the edited smoke😂😂😂

[@AdamCameraVideographyServices]

I work with highschool students and can really see the value in what you do in all your portrayals! Thank you and have a great day!

[@Jayda-103]

I literally love how relatable Kris is, it is so hilarious how funny she is! 💀

[@chiporama]

I bought my friend the ember mug. She uses it for tea. And she LOVES it! She said it works super well and keeps the charging pad in her bedside night stand.

[@RuthSmith-rq9zt]

Your videos are soooooooooooooooo good that I really can't do anything else that I want to do.

[@Charleechar]

“Somebody call the police 👮‍♂️ oh wait this is dope” literally couldn’t stop laughing 😂 7:11

[@watchkatehenderson]

Hey Kris! I'm a Kiwi, I was cracking up laughing from that intro! thanks for being your funny, entertaining self!❤

[@thelilabides]

The rap was giving Doctor Evil and I’m here for it.

[@rooinmaggot1892]

The fact that you listen to metalcore, is both surprising and yet seems like music that fits your personality.

[@coolgirl5547]

I love how every video Kris just goes on an ADHD adventure and I’m here for it😂❤

[@Manda_TrashPanda]

As a kiwi... your accent wasn't the worst I've heard 😅. Love hearing little New Zealand getting a shout out. LOVE YOUR WORK! 🥰

[@cheyennes7681]

New Zealand is at the top of my travel list.

[@andreabidne1110]

I love when she got the light bulb to work and she said "Loookk i can put my fingy under it. Woooooooaaahhhhh WwwWWooooOOOaaAaAAAaaaHHHHHHHhhhhhhh" "Look! I can even spin it around like a basketball!!" **Realizes what she was just fascinated by** "God I'm such a child" this is literally me everyday

[@user-dd2bu8ew8i]

In a world where you need an app for your coffee mug

[@CR0Z]

"idk i look a little too f*ckable" had me dying 😂😂 love you kris! thanks for always making our days better ❤

[@LevWantsHisOwnName]

12:02 Funniest run ever!! Mosh joggers😂😂😂😂

[@StrawberryPavlova1]

Kris, I COULD NOT STOP LAUGHING, you're the best 😂😂😂❤❤❤❤❤❤

[@apoisonpotato93]

This video is pure gold. Its so good.