Tex’s Prison Break!

[@tamaracamilli6406]

Lester: "dont even ask me how that could have happened, but I heard it happens in prisons." I lost my shit. 😂😂😂 definitely the funniest video I've seen in a really long time.

[@The-ii5mj]

@Tamara I'm dying laughing here!!!

[@ddukes888]

Omgosh! I almost peed laughing. This is too funny

[@ebby_xo]

Its like Keeping Up With The Cowdashians 😂

[@luciledevries478]

So true🤣

[@thomasnolia3317]

Lol

[@thomasnolia3317]

😂😂😂😂A Cowdashian

[@juliemeek4219]

🤣🤣🤣

[@hollylynn8619]

Good one

[@juliannadonnally8884]

I never laughed so hard lol!!! I can’t believe Lester is in the woods making noises and is having a conversation about male parts!! 😂 I’m in tears!

[@traciesoliday2746]

He's too funny. A 40 something man who's too embarrassed to say balls and penis 😂😂 He cracks me up anything intimate is discussed. I wish he had the camera on his face. You know he was bright red!!! 😂😂

[@antoninanderson2015]

Too funny

[@bonnie3994]

Only Lester 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

[@carlatab4773]

@@traciesoliday2746 its because over sensitive people complain and threaten to unsubscribe..

[@Amanda-nr2yi]

It’s not based on the twig, it’s based on the berries.

[@lorrigriffin3555]

I love how Lester has to spend almost a full minute talking himself out of discussing the bulls’ anatomy. Then he proceeds anyway!!! I agree, though. What do you do? Sit back and laugh. Sometimes you need this time to regroup. This is the funniest soap opera I’ve ever watched! As The Bull Turns.

[@pamkammann1176]

Lorri Griffin lol as the bull turns , good one!!

[@kp-ue3xn]

🤣🤣🤣

[@rhodegirl1207]

that's a great title to this soap opera!!! the only thing i could think of is maybe build a gate like the fence?? but it doesn't really matter because if he wants out.... it's gonna happen

[@MsCathy42]

Laighing.

[@PennelopeWhitmore]

Looking back seeing how naive we all were! Lol

[@ispy4778]

This had me in tears, I couldn't stop laughing, thank you for making my day!🤣🤣🤣

[@geminib2665]

Lmao. When Lester said Santiana is stress eating. I spit my coffee out.

[@starrwalker3746]

Starr B I love your name 😍

[@geminib2665]

@@starrwalker3746 aww Ty and likewise! You even spell it the same. 😁

[@MCWM8589]

Lester....... you take so much pride when you talk about Tex/Billy n the ladies that's so sweet it shows your love for every animal on your farm. Text is your problem child you just got to love him

[@katietaylor1536]

This was absolutely hysterical! The sound effects had me ROLLING! Tex wants his reparation!

[@jeanalebus3335]

#]]

[@mitziyoung9668]

Lmao!!!!!! Lester! The sound effects for Tex and Billy’s anatomy had me in tears!!! Keep being you Lester, the world needs more of you right now! 🤪😜🥰

[@tamarawarner2448]

😂😂 “doink doink doink doinks” now I can’t get that outta my head 🤦‍♀️😂🤣😂

[@susandilts5411]

Absolutely love Lester's explanation.

[@suedarin3744]

Lester...I just love ur sound effects...I can’t stop laughing!

[@brittanypascarella2628]

Tex just wants revenge for Billy getting his only girl pregnant when he’s got all those other girls! 😂

[@Kay9630]

I was going ti say the same thing!

[@muralamoomum8287]

I've said the same thing Santana started it !!!! 😂😂😂😂 of course Tex wants revenge on Billy.. lol

[@ikdewana1686]

Yeah

[@Shelbeehowell]

Yes that’s it

[@ayokilla__boi3432]

Right

[@jamiefarner4801]

LMBO!!! I love watching the antics on the farm! What a great break from politics and the virus! Thank you for your time and sharing your life with all of us. To Lester...ignore the haters...EVERY single person, celebrity, even Oprah has haters, so try not to take the negative Nancys' to heart. You keep a lot of people happy, way more than the judgemental critics. 😁❤

[@by-ln9ht]

Lmbo l love waching the antics on the fam what a great from politcs and the tex vs bally vius thank you your time and sharing you life with all of us to lester ignore the haters every single person celebrity

[@freespirittravelersblog6770]

This is like a soap opera All my animals. Tex got cheated on by his only mate, from his neighbor Billy who has many mates, but yet Billy went and cheated with Tex' s only mate, and so Tex is just trying his best to even the score. Great soap opera. Highly entertained.😆😆😆

[@judiminer61]

Stay tuned for the next episode. 🤣🤣🤣

[@tracymessineo4738]

My husband David and I came across this video. We laughed so hard. LOL! Love what you and Jamie are doing. We are going to play catch up on the rest of your videos. My husband is from New Boston, TX.

[@MIMIOFSIXINOMAHA]

You will love the past videos of the Family and the Farm and watch the changes!!

[@chrisritchey3272]

I could not stop laughing at how you were trying to describe the male parts🤣🤣🤣☺️🤣🤣🤣🤣. I laughed so much I cried! Tex is just trying to extract his revenge! Poor Tex!

[@bjbrown]

This is by far the funniest video! Keep doing it! Sweet Jamie, you are the best. I can’t stop watching your videos!

[@danyellesnow8716]

Use cattle grids at the gates cows can't and won't Walk on them. My husband is fourth generation cattle rancher specializing in longhorns

[@johnsmithie821]

sweety...he is trying to keep a train in an area with barbed wire

[@piercer5792]

I agree

[@sassyboofle6983]

That was so damn funny , I really needed a pick me up this am . I can not thank you enough for the amount of giggles and tears streaming down my face you created . 👍❤️👑🐾🇬🇧

[@kerrymcfadyen6067]

I'm right at the start of the video and I love how all the donkeys and horses are lined up trying to tell you what's going on. Big tattle tales 😂😂😂😂

[@cynthiachabre9899]

You are doing a great job!! These animals are blessed with a great life and the best care possible!! You can never predict what an animal will do or not do!!Hope things get better soon.God bless you and your family

[@dorothyholwager9422]

Tex needs more girls so he has a little variety of his own.

[@donnahicks2503]

Aww poor baby goat I'm so proud of you Lester for just being so watchfull over all the farm and being able to read your animals so well.

[@thepinkflamingostrikesagai7319]

This is a REAL case of ALL their milkshakes bring all the BULLS to the yard.

[@scbp38]

THE PINK FLAMINGO STRIKES AGAIN!! 😂😂

[@emmville]

Lol

[@andrewrothenberg3497]

😂😂😂👍👍

[@juliesmith8623]

😂

[@lacefacethegreat]

When any man is "wadded up" in that area he's gonna have a wandering eye. Take care of your men ladies! 🤣🤣 Lester....you tried like I said this is why I love watching your videos on KZbin. It's the uncensored authentic version not for the faint of heart. 🤣

[@CheekyChums]

Get him more girls lester come on hes a stud muffin

[@mszbdog1]

About to wet my pants. I can not quit laughing 😂😂😂😂!!!! I'm so glad you are you. Jami is not going to be able to quit shaking her head!!!😅😅😅

[@bonnierodgers5220]

Oh Lester!!! During this quarantine you just gave me the best laugh I’ve had in a long time!!!😂😂😂

[@kygirl522]

I haven’t laughed this hard in so long. Thanks it was much needed

[@cmh101810]

Omg Lester I cracked up laughing at your sound effects. This video was definitely one that was needed today for me.

[@lorrainedudley6754]

Lmao 😂 ok I’m laughing way to hard at this video! great video keep up the good work on your farm

[@brittythib9189]

Ha ha ha stress eating!! Oh my gosh!! You’re the funniest farmer Lester!

[@stephanieabney9288]

Haha!!! You crack me up!!!! I can't stop giggling!!! Love you Lester!!!!

[@latoyasosa398]

I’m cracking up!! All of your sound effects whilst trying to explain the uh hmmm bulls differences!!! 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂🤣

[@pamelascrivo5937]

I would rather watch all your videos all day than TV. YOU ARE AMAZING! Love all your animals!

[@thepinkflamingostrikesagai7319]

So what you're saying is not everything is BIGGER in Texas.

[@judycollingwood5700]

That's funny

[@scbp38]

😂😂😂

[@andrewrothenberg3497]

😂😂😂😂

[@lifewith3boys560]

I was laughing so hard when you started to explain their anatomy. Now it is forever stuck in my head... 🤣

[@kimc8599]

Omg Lester, you're killing me!! Lmao!! I bet you were sweating in this video trying to explain things!! I love watching your videos!! Poor Tex!! You gotta love him.

[@denisemcadams4045]

Big balls!!! There I said it for you!!! You life is funny 24/7. Like having a whole bunch of rowdy kids!!! You're world is never boring!!! And a laugh a minute!!!! Love y'all!!!

[@Slone1329]

I lost it laughing at Lesters rant I turned to my husband and asked if Lester was still talking about cows 😂😂

[@milliegoodall1793]

I needed a good laugh today... god bless you Leicester 😂 😂😂 those boys seem to look for trouble, y’all have your hands full!

[@brittnyhinkley]

My husband wants a Longhorn bull. I showed him your video series. He said "nevermind". Lmao!

[@katherineholubowich]

You forget how strong & crazy Tex is& was until you came across a older video. He was strong ✌️

[@alana5367]

Yaay I am following you guys on fb and on KZbin. Thank You So Much for the videos. I am in NY and I need these videos to help me through the day. I want to quarantined on a 🚜. You guys are doing a great job with the animals. Tex just need a few ladies to release some stress.

[@melanieogle824]

Omg I shot coke out of my nose on account of this video.your such a hoot when it comes to talking about male genitalia ..love when tex saw you coming and just walks. Off. Sound effects were off the chain .lol

[@alexandraporter4117]

Lmao you made my night we have two teenage bulls atm. One named french fry and the other marshmellow. Thankfully they do not have horns but those damn bulls are freaking Houdini's and when it comes to trying to get them back once their out is a pain in the ass. I feel you🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@TabbieMarie]

I feel like eventually, we're gonna get another video with an announcement that one of Billy's girls had a longhorn calf. LOL

[@desmondnkuna4916]

Exactly

[@stephanoewilks1908]

It’s coming & hopefully it’s more than just 1 of Billy’s Females It’s An “Eye For An Eye”

[@wheezie923]

Absolutely 🤣🤣

[@virginiacurrey2019]

Animals are very much like people when you get to know them. They learn our language when we speak. Had and show their feelings too. You both understand these who you take care of giving them love and care!

[@tsmokey99]

You're definitely not a sex education teacher..LOL! Love the sound effects!🤣😂 maybe Tex needs a few more girls of his own so he'll leave Billy's alone.

[@mamatrop]

I've never laughed so hard!! Not the sound effects, Lester saying, "I'm not going to say it, I'll get in so much trouble"! With my headphones on, I holler out, "Yes you will Lester"

[@christineenyart7721]

Lester and Jamie, I know how frustrating this is for you. We have had a dairy for many years and you cannot stop a bull if he has it’s mind set on something. I see it as this, since you don’t want him put down, which I agree, he’s a beautiful bull, you have 2 choices. Either you can either make Tex a steer or you find him a new home with a herd of his own. Tex will continue-to tear your farm apart and someone is liable to get hurt if you don’t take care of it now. Prayers and best wishes to you.

[@blkmjcwmn61]

LMAO!! Lester thank you for that video.....I have been laughing through it all!😂😂

[@evekankam6744]

I love your sense of humour made my day in lock down London

[@sonyahart6479]

I get more entertainment from your channel then anything that’s on tv now a days.

[@ElliesDonna14]

Tex just made my day. Thank you thank you Tex. I didn’t know about the electric fence deal. Didn’t realize their horns were insulated. Good to know. Lester just laugh. It’ll be alright 😂❤️. A large set of coconuts. 😂😂

[@sandyharp1893]

Had the best laugh I've had in a min over this video.. your crazy .. please dont stop..

[@kimberlymeek3529]

She’s stress eating. Lol🤣

[@Bossman_1983]

You have just became one of my favorite KZbinrs!

[@ceciliadeneira2044]

Poor Santana. She takes " Stand by your Man" to a whole other level.

[@jaybird1301]

Cecilia DeNeira Omg! Lol! Funniest comment I read....

[@curtisjackson7742]

These videos with the bulls are sooo funny🤣🤣🤣 I did not know cattle had such personality 🤣🤣🤣

[@winifrednorwood5428]

Taking out the “pruning shears” did not seem to re-adjust Ringo. I doubt it would stop Tex’s roaming either! Bull-tight fence may be the only answer!! 😆😁🐂🐄

[@juanmunoz6679]

Love what Mr. Tex and Mr. Billy videos and the gentleman who deals with both bulls

[@juliehoward7439]

Omg that commentary was hilarious.

[@andrewthomson5498]

I love the way you explain tex parts made me laugh so much , keep it up

[@natalies8593]

AC/DC’s song “Big Balls” comes to mind. Hahaha

[@callireynolds]

Natalie S I spit out my drink at this! 🤣🤣🤣

[@annettegonzales168]

I love the way you narrate your videos. "Hey guys, hi Billy" 😂😂💀

[@brentbernath7257]

Electric wire keeps my longhorn bull in his pasture.. other wise they go threw anything.....he will not touch then fence they can sense power.. animals are scare of power... works for me

[@Staceylwolf]

That is what Tex really needs! Hopefully Lester will listen.

[@dianabergman147]

Oh!! Lester! You Crack Me Up!! Love Your Sence Of Humor!!!! ❤️❤️

[@ImaSurvivorSanctuary]

Glad you enjoyed!

[@vandemanferretstasmania.ni9576]

ELECTRIC FENCING Lester, electric fencing. You HAVE to have it with bulls, there’s a wide tape version that you use with longhorn and Brahman, run one at knee level, and one at chest level

[@zanhari1]

I agree. Bit of research here www.texaslonghorn.com/longhorn_info/management_tips/index.cfm?con=longevity_fences it works for them. Also steel gates not aluminium.

[@shammi8133]

I was gonna say gonna have to introduce him to mr electricity sometimes its the only way

[@JDIZZY024]

Im not gonna lie ive seen some bulls push up against mr. watts and only get a tickle vs when a heffer touches it 😆

[@tinamarieromero9930]

IM BARLEY AT THE BEGINNING AND IM LAUGHING💙MY TYPE OF HUMOR SO IM HERE FOR THIS WHOLE VIDEO

[@marsbar2930]

🤣🤣🤣Lester I can only imagine how you tell the kids about the birds and the bees

[@chiclids]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂I can’t stop laughing the way you’re describing this this is so funny I I just can’t this is just too funny you’re describing it that’s the best way of comparing between two male oh my god this is too funny I can’t even breathe😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@viennadawn]

I love how Billy is giving Tex the stare down!

[@xobrebre23]

Ahhh I love watching your videos. It cracks me up and makes my side hurt!! 😂😂😂😂

[@terrielb1944]

"The Adventures of Tex and Billy" as told by Lester......LMAO. Keep em rollin...

[@LifesGood22]

Unfiltered so Lester can relax with it.

[@bethcross2042]

No don’t get rid of Tex. I luv him. My Dad would’ve loved him too.😊💜

[@rhodegirl1207]

I laughed so hard and said that Damn Tex! You brought popcorn to Moo's show so why not agg it on..lol...So Billy's girls rather play basketball than baseball!

[@thomasnolia3317]

I Love Tex!!! Getem Tex!!! Take care of Business My "G"!!!😂😂😂😂😂

[@Godsgirl9781]

YOU CANNOT GET RID OF TEX! HE'S MY FAVORITE 💞

[@angelmoonchyld7196]

Mary ABSOLUTELY

[@20PINKluvr]

Hes staying. Lester is using him to produce a longhorn cattle herd

[@susanflowers7969]

Stop it! You’re killing me Dude!🤣😂🤣🌹

[@judycollingwood5700]

OMG.... I would love to be a fly on the wall when Jami hears this video - I'm speechless!!! But as I'm blushing you've got me thinking.... I had a cheating husband, now I k ow why LOL 😄😁😆😅🤣😂 LESTER you never fail to make my day BUT today you've out done yourself lol

[@Marsha0364]

Those sound effects though!!!!!Sounds like those old door stoppers we played with as kids 😂😂😂☠️

[@mariannwarner3774]

The phrase “Raging Bull” started for a reason! You never hear them say “Raging Steer”. There’s your answer!

[@archiereno9020]

25 mile high voltage fencer on a 1/4 mile fence and he WILL respect it!! Our fencer (tractor supply $100) has pictures of Mad Bulls, Grizzly Bears, Wolves, migrating Caribou, mating season Elk...etc. on the back! Our 1200lb pet pig, Penelope, changed her tune in ONE application!!!! (: Love your show...I am a lifetime farmer.

[@cathywalton6274]

He’s hears y’all say castration 5 million times a day. If he wanted that he’d have done it already. Geesh! If he wanted more females he’d have them. He has lived on a farm all his life. Lester you’re hilarious 😂

[@pamlabarr7043]

That's the only thing that's gonna stop it hes gonna end up hurting or killing someone it's not a freaking joke.

[@cathywalton6274]

I understand your concern, but like I said it’s his farm and his decision. He wants to breed Tex and Santianna, also his decision. He knows about farming. Repeating castration over and over does nothing. If you don’t like it move on. They post for our entertainment and get so much unsolicited advice.

[@mariapalladino2473]

I agree but he could put all that to rest if he just said castration is not an option and explain why. No he does NOT have to tell us that cuz it’s none of our business but it would stop the comments.

[@michellesmith7060]

You are hilarious I can't wait to watch your videos because you have me laughing Outloud the whole time.....🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👍👍👍👍👍✌✌✌✌

[@aliciahoffman4670]

Maybe Tex feels since Billy got his girl pregnant now his gonna get all of Billy's girls lol

[@CatPower22]

As the song goes Billy don’t be a hero ! God I needed this you make me laugh so much Lester keep it up best Video in ages beside Alpaca carnage with the clippers ! Love from over the pond ❤️🇬🇧

[@Lennyboy1144]

Them sound effects where spot on 🤣👌🤣👌

[@susanspring6313]

Tex is a sweetheart he just having fun don't listen to the stupid people block them mean people........

[@kirstenhenriksen3973]

Is Lester a man of few words? 😲 Du got me at the doing doing story, that's the best KZbin ever 😂😂😂😂

[@Janetnva2000]

Kirsten Henriksen 🤣🤣🤣🥎⚾️🏀⚽️🎾🏐🎱

[@kirstenhenriksen3973]

@@Janetnva2000 i love to hear what Lesters dad think about this 😂 Muh and CJ are here for the show, and Santiana is stress eating. Omg I have seen it 3 times now 😂😂 I have stomach ache again now 🤣😭

[@pattyserrano7760]

😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣You are so funny Lester I needed a good laugh !!!!

[@Iheart0301]

Billy is like, “wtf this guy again!” Poor Santana.

[@terratears1oh143]

Donk ..donk ...donk lol can’t stop laughing you just gained a sub 😀 keep the channel fun, exciting, and entertaining lol

[@nat2080]

send Tex off to stud some other lucky ladys when hes had his fun bring him home?

[@tinjmail]

but I think someone said the bulls get horny all year round.

[@richardpearce1065]

I agree this bull should be with a herd not being kept as a plaything for a guy to film and upload to utube there's smoke coming out of my ears.

[@richardpearce1065]

@@tinjmail No they dont

[@paetonferrell810]

Just gained a subscriber because my goodness that was great 😂 love tex !❤😂

[@sarahmccullough3349]

Can you get him another mate besides the one he has? Although, I find it funny as I like Tex and been wanting more videos of him and now we are getting them lol...him and ringo are the best lol..

[@linguistlove]

Thanks, you really made me laugh! You are a natural.

[@danamiller7669]

Billy was like, Not again Tex. Tex is like I just want one heifer and Billy is like I got the bigger bales of hay Tex. Poor Tex, It hurt his feelings. Tex is none stoppable he is going to get him a heifer and Lester you might just get that Long Horn but by a different momma this go around.😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@WorkHardBeNice]

Those damn sound effects to describe body parts!! I was like, "What in the Roger Rabbit is he talking about?!"