Clyde sounds like the nicest, most polite Nazi in the history of Nazism.
@louisholden51275 жыл бұрын
They often are like that. Just like colonialists; they spend their days sipping tea and eating cucumber sandwiches whilst murdering millions and destroying countries for generations to come. Richard Spencer built his whole brand off it. He'll advocate for your deportation or execution whilst smiling and wearing a suit.
@stevesproul16275 жыл бұрын
@@louisholden5127 yeah whatever Louis the Nazi hunter! Never met one in your life & never will!
@Cruxador5 жыл бұрын
@@stevesproul1627 I've met nazis (and other forms of racist, and other forms of fascist for that matter) and I can confirm, they're often polite.
@christal26415 жыл бұрын
NAZIS -- like most authoritarians -- really like hierarchy, and will normally be VERY POLITE to those with more power. If you are part of the DESPISED GROUP, the Authoritarian will only be polite to hide their true agenda. When enough of the self-appointed SUPERIOR group are gathered together, pretence is dropped and the verbal and physical violence against the Despised escalates. Trump's speech and actions have normalized schoolyard bullying, ridicule of the disabled, POWs, & women, etc. Normalizing the milder forms of abuse emboldens the psychopathic minority to commit atrocities. It also deepens the shame and fear and hopelessness of the members of the DESPISED Group. In the face of bullying, it is essential that bystanders speak out against it, then and there. We have to support the vulnerable or empower the authoritarians. And don't let them excuse any of this as a joke. Read the play "The Firebugs" by Max Friesch. It's hilarious, but also gives chilling insight as to how the NAZIs gained cooperation by "the pious middle class" until it was too late.
@stevesproul16275 жыл бұрын
@@christal2641 you speak of Nazis in the present tense, neither you nor any of the above commenters have met a Nazi unless you are all above about 90yo! This idiotic, infantile, hysterical & quite frankly bloody dangerous trend of accusing anyone with right leaning views of being a Nazi or fascist or any of the other silly buzzword accusations is well out of hand, please don't make me bring up communism! Everybody needs to calm the hell down!
@denisp84325 жыл бұрын
"After the racist tweets that surfaced we've sadly kicked Clyde out of the klan"
@madarauchiwas75 жыл бұрын
I mean, the situation was getting tense between the clan and Clyde's new roomate Jamali anyway, so... Clyde was not that disappointed
@YouCareMoreThanMe5 жыл бұрын
🙌🏼😂
@continuousself-improvement18794 жыл бұрын
Clyde got a stern warning and is now undergoing de-sensitivity training where he has to go "yuck" "boo" at pictures of nonwhite children, even the cute ones holding a puppy.
@legendaryunclecabral25224 жыл бұрын
You did what? Now he is going to make his own Ku Clyde Klan.
@JaydevRaol3 жыл бұрын
😂
@mkatseal5 жыл бұрын
When racism clashes with southern hospitality
@layladventures5 жыл бұрын
this comment is underrated, needs more likes 😂😂😂
@phronesis24715 жыл бұрын
@Colin Cleveland so your saying if my great great grandma owned a slave I'm a racist or am I misinterpreting this
@phronesis24715 жыл бұрын
@Colin Cleveland nope I'm still retarded I don't understand a damn thing said
@bruhh54375 жыл бұрын
@Colin Cleveland but muslims abolished slavery in the middle east making it illegal while the prophet and his companions ruled
@phronesis24715 жыл бұрын
Just reread them yeah I understand I wrote those at like 4 in the morning
@amstevens233 жыл бұрын
"England use to be the best at racism? What happened?" Me: They moved to America.
@emre05x3 жыл бұрын
And Australia
@Bratzismylife3 жыл бұрын
🤣
@Bratzismylife3 жыл бұрын
@@emre05x really?
@59missedcalls3 жыл бұрын
@@Bratzismylife yes. Australia is like the little brother of American racism. Took inspiration from America (the older brother) and made their actions a little more annoying.
@niceguy7times3 жыл бұрын
Thank goodness there is safe muslim countries to go to.
@UltimaPowers6 жыл бұрын
Used to do stand up with this guy about 10 years ago, he is the nicest dude ever. So happy to see him doing well.
@stanleynona83305 жыл бұрын
What's his name?
@stanleynona83305 жыл бұрын
@Sal Vulcano thanks bruh
@NinjaSushi25 жыл бұрын
He wasn't funny. His story is over-the-top fake.
@donwanna39065 жыл бұрын
@@NinjaSushi2 Are you replying to every comment thread with "he isn't funny...?" Damn, find a different hobby.
@milascave25 жыл бұрын
ninja: It isn't. I watched his swho. Oh, you mean the FB story? Well, who knows. But it's funny, anyhow.
@lordadamson5 жыл бұрын
I remember getting into an argument on Facebook and Canadian guy sent me a picture of a body that is cut to pieces and put in a bucket and had Arabic words in it. He said if you don't shut up I'll cut you into pieces. I told him this is a horrible threat because you're in Canada and I'm right here in Egypt you can't possibly do that to me over the internet. Then the conversation went on for a while and we ended up exchanging Skype because he wanted to practice his English and I my French. 🤷
@gigiarmany5 жыл бұрын
🤦🏾♀️🤣😂
@tobybartels84265 жыл бұрын
And did the Arabic words mean what he thought they meant?
@bebrave16225 жыл бұрын
Lol
@PerovNigma5 жыл бұрын
@@tobybartels8426 *Un-Canadian prick:* I even threw in some of your words to emphasise my threat! *The Arabic words:* _Live, laugh, love._
@impalabeeper5 жыл бұрын
Are you serious? XD
@pwnerj5 жыл бұрын
That's just kinda how you deal with racists. Be unfazed and talk to 'em like they're a friend. Nothing either defuses or further frustrates a racist like someone of a different skin color being reasonable.
@ShepardCommander5 жыл бұрын
Not true, that just makes them stop being racist. If you wanna really change the world, thats what you should be doing tho
@iss20755 жыл бұрын
@@ShepardCommander Being nice won't make them forget everything about genetic racial differences that they've read. You can be as nice as you want, but they'll still be thinking "85% members of X race don't have gene #67930" in their heads.
@ShepardCommander5 жыл бұрын
@@iss2075 I changed countless racist peoples minds by just being around them. Not by "being nice", but by exposing them to other races and cultures and having them realise by themselves that there is no actual difference besides skin colour. Believe what you will though, if you want to alienate yourself from other people and shout "racist", "homophobe", "sexist" be my guest. I could tell you 100's of stories why these racist people are racist, and how it can be overcome. Of course some people are just pieces of shit, but that's another thing, and they don't represent even 1% of these people. "Genetic racial differences that they read" is rarely a reason for people to be racist.
@iss20755 жыл бұрын
@@ShepardCommander There are genetic racial differences. It's been scientifically proven. So your belief that all races are the same except for their skin colour is wrong. The hair, noses, ears, eye colours, muscles, bones, genitals, BRAINS, glands, lips, teeth, skulls, feet, etc. are different too.
@ShepardCommander5 жыл бұрын
@@iss2075 Sure if you wanna be technical. Does any of that matter though? At the end of the day, that isn't the reason why racists are racists. walk a mile with them lol.
@daanishmanzoor16 жыл бұрын
* *Clyde has been kicked from the Klan* *
@JuanNajera445 жыл бұрын
Hahahahahaha
@timeless2155 жыл бұрын
Clash of clans flashbacks. Never again. NEVER AGAIN.
@SP-dj9kl5 жыл бұрын
*What Clyde*. This guy is talking about people who aren't Neo Nazis, but instead are normal minded people who see that when a guy with a beard and a Quran in his back pocket he's maybe about 300x more likely than a normal person to blow himself up, or kill a person, or commit a sex crime.
@daanishmanzoor15 жыл бұрын
S P Bro we get it, you're smart. Just allow the Clyde comment.
@daanishmanzoor15 жыл бұрын
S P lmfao go back to your psychology 101 book and try that on someone who can't see through it.
@tacticaltoast67215 жыл бұрын
This man started with a death threat and ended with a sleepover
@EzioHanitore3 жыл бұрын
Honestly i would watch an entire sitcom about a black British man and an American neo nazi being forced to live together 😂
@boiledelephant3 жыл бұрын
I think there legit was a "racist people meet & live with nonwhites" reality show on British TV but I cannot remember the name of it now.
@AdultThirdCultureKid19713 жыл бұрын
The Odd Couple, 2021. XD
@saltynutsman13 жыл бұрын
How about a cat and a mouse cartoon? Or a black American cop and a Chinese cop solve a kidnapping? Or a black Asian family move next door to a old British white man? Let the hilarity ensue. You must me a sitcom writer.
@666m1113 жыл бұрын
You do realise that many of the black English are extremely racist towards white people, right?
@miamijim59643 жыл бұрын
@@666m111 Can you prove that.. I lived in London and met many Black people who did not seem to hate me just because I was white... I did however go to Scotland and met a scot who wanted to kill me because I was English.
@hannah57206 жыл бұрын
“Can I stay at yours?” “Can I stay at your mums?”😂😂
@Q_QQ_Q6 жыл бұрын
“Can I stay at yours?”
@margaritam.91186 жыл бұрын
This type of people ALWAYS live with their mums.
@trollfacenationalist36535 жыл бұрын
You guys are idiots. People are watching this and the Nazis are packing heat at the LIBERALS even much more! You're supposed to ease the tensions! These Nazi terrorists aren't ordinary people, they've straight connections which will trigger other people's hatred and make the entire society more vulnerable to attacks. You were warned.
@milascave25 жыл бұрын
Troll: It's pretty hard to ease tensions with nazis. But this guy actually did that, with at least one Nazi guy whom he met. And then he actually convinced the guy on FB to let him stay with him. I mean, if that is not easing tensions, what the heck is?
@trollfacenationalist36535 жыл бұрын
It's not the Nazis i'm worried about, it's those goddamn Leftist Elite Politicians who's screwing our country for their benefits!!! D:
@YouCareMoreThanMe5 жыл бұрын
Bloody hell, the nazi’s giving me solutions 😂
@bloodyhell82014 жыл бұрын
Ye?
@ew64834 жыл бұрын
Any Final Solutions?
@TheKiller19224 жыл бұрын
Hold up.
@cageybee72214 жыл бұрын
as long as none of them are final...
@margaritam.91186 жыл бұрын
3:22 Did he...just tried to use a Neo-Nazi for couch surfing ?
@RedFormanOG5 жыл бұрын
That race connoisseur line was a little wink to dave chapelle, well played.
@ras_krystafari33335 жыл бұрын
Thank you, someone who can read. Most egos are too inflated to notice the tip of exchange.
@Pinkclouds5125 жыл бұрын
The race connoisseur and the hand action? That’s the exact same thing how is that just a little wink?
@ladyday31155 жыл бұрын
Wanderingjew yeah that smelled a lot more like straight up quoting
@tengkuadam13995 жыл бұрын
He even did the "muah" thing like Dave
@nicolash.44585 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I’m no rip-off connaisseur but when I suspect a rip-off, I search for comments that validate my impression.
@TheHorseOutside5 жыл бұрын
Best “replying to” bit I’ve seen since James Veitch
@theblanketfortcohort73325 жыл бұрын
YES
@sjsvdhd89785 жыл бұрын
😀
@angelofverdun4564 жыл бұрын
James is wonderful
@amirkhan-fp7qc3 жыл бұрын
James is such a badass
@w.m.aslam-author5 жыл бұрын
He needs to visit Israel, South Africa or Australia, as their racism is preserved like no other.
@jamilaamry93305 жыл бұрын
South africa blacks, whites, coloreds and indians are all racist i live in SA
@TheWinezen5 жыл бұрын
yea but he is looking for fresh made racism not the ones that have been cured or smoked.
@liamscott19055 жыл бұрын
Cries about racism whist spreading antisemitic conspiracies about Israel.
@universoulman55585 жыл бұрын
@@liamscott1905 yeah those Jews are super racist
@Mralways5 жыл бұрын
Lol yeah that conspiracy theory about Israel implementing apartheid and oppressing Palestinians and immigrant Africans. That ole ‘conspiracy’, not like it’s been documented by EVERY HUMAN RIGHTS ORGANISATION IN THE WORLD OH WAIT WHAT NO It has.
@who8185 жыл бұрын
Land niggah🤣🤣🤣
@familyman8315 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@ghristophermyers6664 жыл бұрын
Sand*
@pineapplepenumbra4 жыл бұрын
@@ghristophermyers666 Did you watch the video?
@TrNdke4 жыл бұрын
💀
@sneakerhead66253 жыл бұрын
they called him a sand n*gg* and he was like “no that’s the wrong terrain mate” 😭
@theraven58505 жыл бұрын
That would be the greatest TV show if they taped him staying at Clyde's. :-P
@Touchii5 жыл бұрын
That would be something
@brodiebligh48285 жыл бұрын
The Raven Best sitcom ever
@ashlynadventures9125 жыл бұрын
Laughing so hard right now and making up a theme song in my head
@fiddygd83045 жыл бұрын
@@ashlynadventures912 Help help help me out help help help me out, let me stay at yours!
@rabim1065 жыл бұрын
The Raven Lmfaooooo
@RhysJ1715 жыл бұрын
His series is called “Hate Thy Neighbour” on Vice btw.
@seemsfishy234 жыл бұрын
John Doe stfu, Clyde
@weareallbornmad4104 жыл бұрын
@John Doe Hi John! Coming to the States soon, can I stay at yours?
@MOJOE853 жыл бұрын
Bro thank you I really wanted to see the show after he mentioned it
@rikhihundle88153 жыл бұрын
@@MOJOE85 idk why he said he didn't like it, I actually enjoyed it. He actually tried talking to and educated these people rather than just listen
@pvp60773 жыл бұрын
Thanks i immediately wanted to find this and watch it
@sarahbankstheoriginal97976 жыл бұрын
I liked that show hate thy neighbour because he points out the absurdity of racism....and how cowardly they really are!
@elias_xp956 жыл бұрын
Racist aren't cowards they are just misinformed. It isn't fear that drives them forward it's hate and anger. You don't persuad a racist to see their error unless you talk to them, expose them to other cultures.
@sarahbankstheoriginal97976 жыл бұрын
@@elias_xp95 and he does talk to them....and asks questions....I didn't say anything to the contrary.
@CynthiaFrawley6 жыл бұрын
I think my favorite episode is with the "nice" Nazis. By the end of the episode...the 'dad' - who had biracial kids somewhere apparently - had his wheels turning...because Jamali wasn't the 'Satan' he believed. Amazing stuff. @@sarahbankstheoriginal9797
@vksepe6 жыл бұрын
@oyinbo peppe The Chinese arent exactly known for their manners either. XD There are bad eggs in all races. Look at the Brits who destroy the South of Spain every Summer.
@Yunghamz6 жыл бұрын
@oyinbo peppe Nice imagination. Would make for a nice story time for a nursery run by racists.
@Ph8lan5 жыл бұрын
Again, no name of the comedian in the title
@lilguyonhiswaytothemall5 жыл бұрын
His name's in the description my dude, he's called Jamali Maddix.
@mrcloopthethird6185 жыл бұрын
He so says his own name about five times in the video.
@BigHenFor5 жыл бұрын
You don't know how to use KZbin? Lol
@CecileVeillard5 жыл бұрын
Agreed - they should totally credit the comedian in the title. It's not hard to do.
@billythepigeon73454 жыл бұрын
Is it really that hard to read the description. Lazy fucks
@user-ty6pu6fh1n6 жыл бұрын
It's cute how offended nazis are by this.
@smishyt5 жыл бұрын
@@dominantpersona3326 IKR! All those puns he used to make.
@NinjaSushi25 жыл бұрын
It wasn't funny. His story is over-the-top fake.
@the_gray_bush3455 жыл бұрын
Aloha snack bar
@user-ty6pu6fh1n5 жыл бұрын
Derek Lowe lol if you say so darling.
@the_gray_bush3455 жыл бұрын
And to be more real ... you are violating Islamic law right now by being on the Internet. By enjoying this comedy. By being a woman and speaking to a man in such a manner and speaking to a man in general. Good luck with all that
@animelytical83545 жыл бұрын
Referencing Dave Chappelle is a major win. This went in a totally British direction with it. Top marks
@petitio_principii5 жыл бұрын
Chappelle, "open racism in America" kzbin.info/www/bejne/rmnJnKlniraWhsk
@bab4275 жыл бұрын
You say referencing, I think you mean copying.
@Cruxador5 жыл бұрын
@@bab427 It's hardly copying if he just used one line of the setup and didn't touch the punchline.
@TequilaToothpick4 жыл бұрын
@Vincent Coccotti No, it's an homage.
@Mralways4 жыл бұрын
@@TequilaToothpick donkeys dont speak culture
@love-hammer5 жыл бұрын
Goddamn it. Who keeps letting Alabama get on the internet?
@RichRotorhead5 жыл бұрын
😂😁😂
@dullknifefactory3 жыл бұрын
Slavery brought me here You Dick
@AdultThirdCultureKid19713 жыл бұрын
It started with Gina Yashere. LOL! I'm kidding, Gina Yashere rocks.
@simransidhu34446 жыл бұрын
People need to stop nicking Dave Chapelle’s “racism connoisseur” joke.
@cheesuscheetos40766 жыл бұрын
Absolutely spot on.
@ryno15096 жыл бұрын
They change it and add to it it’s not exactly stealing
@ChaosX2Limited6 жыл бұрын
I mean Chappell may have made the term famous but Jamali did it his way through his lenses, Dave wasn't the first person to do those kind of jokes I heard comedians like Eddie Murphy do those kinda jokes way before and Eddie probably got it from someone else, most if not all Comedians do topics others have done before and probably borrowed a couple of lines here and there
@jackyoh9716 жыл бұрын
Because you think in real life there is only one racism connoisseur I'm a racism connoisseur myself...
@simransidhu34446 жыл бұрын
Korra Martell, me too. I’ve had the full gamut of racism from sideways glances to an all out physical attack with people (yes, as in plural) popping full soda cans and lobbing them at me like grenades. And that doesn’t even cover what my loved ones have been through. But that was never my point. My point was that the whole kissing of the fingers like a chef while referring to oneself as a “racism connoisseur” appears to be a straight lift from one of Dave Chapelle’s classic sets, and is one I have seen replicated by several non-white comedians. I’m not attacking the concept. I’m simply critiquing their craft, as I’d like to see new comedic analogies instead of just recycling well known stuff made popular by legends like Chapelle.
@saga9603 жыл бұрын
Clyde thought he had an enemy, but he just made a valuable friendship. Wholesome.
@masuganut20823 жыл бұрын
I’m American and I’m not racist but I know so many are and I cannot imagine how difficult and scary it is to feel so hated simply for your skin color. That being said, your little kiss thing made me laugh at loud. I’m so happy you made something negative that happened to you in to something so positive. You definitely have a gift. I’m gonna go search for you on here to watch more cuz you’re hilarious ❤️❤️❤️❤️
@414rl6 жыл бұрын
i havent laughed this hard in ages lmao
@deplorabled16956 жыл бұрын
Watch more comedy.
@414rl6 жыл бұрын
@@deplorabled1695 bahahahaha I love trolls 😂😂😂 they think their comments are so important
@deplorabled16956 жыл бұрын
@@414rl I'm not trolling. This guy is average. My opinion is just as relevant as you Mr Minor YT starlet.
@414rl6 жыл бұрын
@@deplorabled1695 awww you think i am minor yt starlet that is so sweet lol i know you meant it as an insult but that was so nice i never was called that before ;) it is great to have opinions and if they were about the comedy that would be fine but your comment was on me not on the vid I hope you have a great week and a good start to the new year
@jimbosayer16 жыл бұрын
Can’t imagine why!
@janetDT19044 жыл бұрын
"Can I stay at your Mom's?" 😂 I can't breathe
@sneakerhead66253 жыл бұрын
this series was awesome! The bravery of Jamali when he was in dangerous situations, he kept on with the comedy and the filming. I honestly love his personality
@ras_krystafari33335 жыл бұрын
Hey everyone i asked Dave and he gave his approval to use the words, racist and connoisseur in combination without it depleting his stock of them
@pablomuzzobar89403 жыл бұрын
Okay simp
@MultiBigbird016 жыл бұрын
First time seeing this guy, and he's so hilarious.
@ArsenicCriminal6 жыл бұрын
ChaoticDoll watch his vice special it’s funny af
@SP-dj9kl6 жыл бұрын
No he ain't, he's calling anybody who hates him a neo nazi because that's relevant somehow - people like him cheered when grande concert children got blown up. Think about that.
@whoreofdragonstone10316 жыл бұрын
S P u sound like a pissed right winger😭
@CoryMck5 жыл бұрын
@@SP-dj9kl he had a show on viceland called hate thy neighbour where he literally went to hate groups and interviewed their members while attending their rallies. The show was on for a while. You're categorically false is you think these people waving swastika flags aren't neo-nazis.
@milascave25 жыл бұрын
SP: I watched his show. He met real Nazis. As for the rest, I have no idea what you are talking about.
@Beforeitsgone005 жыл бұрын
British audience: laughs the same way every time
@darkmaddness15 жыл бұрын
Who ever created lough tracks should die.. I can never unhear it ever
@johnmartinez74404 жыл бұрын
What other ways are there to laugh?
@freshfrozen30354 жыл бұрын
@@johnmartinez7440 init
@TequilaToothpick4 жыл бұрын
@@darkmaddness1 The British don't really use laugh tracks though. It's kind of a myth.
@waqasahmed9394 жыл бұрын
@@TequilaToothpick We do for some shows like the IT crowd tbf
@euthypro85315 жыл бұрын
*Clyde has left the Klan*
@masyaf8973 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@mixflip6 жыл бұрын
Now that is comedy at its purists. I laughed out loud!
@ledseblin4 жыл бұрын
As a German, may I just say wtf YOU used to be the best in racism????
@margaritam.91184 жыл бұрын
PoliClips bruh you were the best in racism for 12 years, Britain was racisting for centuries
@milascave24 жыл бұрын
@@margaritam.9118 As was the USA.
@leonardpearlman40174 жыл бұрын
OK, no need to get COMPETITIVE about it!
@jamesleon48834 жыл бұрын
You took the joke too far and ruined it for everyone.
@pirateman11444 жыл бұрын
@@milascave2 Our racisting was so good that we MADE America. Beat that!
@thefinnishbolshevik24045 жыл бұрын
The racism connoisseur thing is from Dave Chapel
@chrismanley49815 жыл бұрын
All jokes are stolen,I don't think he is the first to read out messages either
@dasfreshyo5 жыл бұрын
Yeah. He copied Dave
@laurent11445 жыл бұрын
@@dasfreshyo He went in a different direction
@monam59625 жыл бұрын
I said the same thing when I heard him . Dave Chappelle is the Boss !
@deboss1425 жыл бұрын
Chappelle*
@tajimaandyasai61035 жыл бұрын
When you’re hospitable even when you’re threatened.
@bottedon60fps984 жыл бұрын
This has to be one of my most favourite live at the Apollo. It’s brilliant from start to finish and Jamli tells it a perfectly, makes me laugh every time 🤟🙏🤙
@ainzooalgown24596 жыл бұрын
Applaud This Mans Beard
@Nomnomnom1656 жыл бұрын
Muslim, Jewish or Christian... You gotta respect man's beard
@alanstevens83066 жыл бұрын
Yesss
@MsZephyra5 жыл бұрын
@@thegreenwave6741 Oh I get it...so people who oppress and kill others due to misinformation and prejudice deserve to be oppressed and killed due to misinformation and prejudice. Got it!
@thegreenwave67415 жыл бұрын
@@MsZephyra you're going to have to explain that strawman argument to me. Sharia law says to kill gays, and hit women if they disobey their husbands. We're not cool with that here in the West. Who would defend that?
@Nomnomnom1655 жыл бұрын
@@thegreenwave6741 Muslims don't do that either cuz chill
@misscool375 жыл бұрын
Lmao I liked this guy within 5 seconds of watching this.Dont even know if he can deliver yet😂😂
@jonnyhenrikson5 жыл бұрын
Fair play. I haven't heard his material before but he had me in stitches.
@kirmityou5 жыл бұрын
You maybe should put his name in the title of the video, just thinking...
@johnmartinez74404 жыл бұрын
It's in the description.
@moneyvon1845 жыл бұрын
How do they laugh and stop so damn fast??? 🤔
@eloise19235 жыл бұрын
Because they don't laugh longer than they need to
@gabrielstormmaila95705 жыл бұрын
They want to hear More
@Tombrosapien5 жыл бұрын
Because they’re not American.
@Station9.755 жыл бұрын
Just because it was recorded live doesn’t mean it isn’t edited. Dont believe everything you see on TV.
@ellmatic5 жыл бұрын
The sound guy is just increasing and lowering the sound of the audience laughing (the tracks of the mics that are on the audience).
@TheRazorTongue5 жыл бұрын
When he said I’m going to put you under? I would’ve wrote back you’re anesthesiologist?
@Sulueti5 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@Macaroth14 жыл бұрын
I wouldn't do that. I mean it's funny, but I doubt many Nazis understand the word anesthesiologist.
@Tidaveel3 жыл бұрын
It started out looking like a death threat and ended up like a claim on the top-bunkbed
@jaykay50865 жыл бұрын
“When I travel, I live like a local”
@AbulHussain-hh9rg5 жыл бұрын
Clyde sounds like a nice chap. Wouldn’t mind spending a weekend at his place myself.
@pauldriscoll63195 жыл бұрын
This guy is amazing. one of the most down to earth and funny, more of this will do good for the world.
@farmersautisticwife39525 жыл бұрын
I’m a farmer’s wife. I love inviting militant angry anti-farming vegans to the farm. The responses are hilarious. I’m always nice though...
@helenamoniqueclarke81356 жыл бұрын
LOL...lovely. And it is a weird way to end a threat... agreed.
@biancat77615 жыл бұрын
Watch that video where that black guy ended up being invited to a kkk meeting from Craigslist. Sooo good
@angelofverdun4564 жыл бұрын
where is this?!
@lunalea12504 жыл бұрын
"I shan't get any death threats", brill!😂
@johnmartin41195 жыл бұрын
I love how the racist guy literally makes it easier for this guy to stay in Atlanta. Pretty damn funny
@theginganinjaofficial5 жыл бұрын
Alabama... maybe...?
@timsharpe66525 жыл бұрын
He referenced Alabama
@roundsout15575 жыл бұрын
I love the fact that Middle Eastern comedy is making a bigger presence because it breaks down barriers for those who are willing to change and this particular joke is very close to home my family is a southern family when I was growing up I found out they were very very steeply immersed into the clan so when I bring my first girlfriend over who just happened to be black well you can kind of tell how that went but I find it particularly funny that even the most staunch racist has to laugh now and then !
@RichardTuckman6 жыл бұрын
I just saw that opening in a Dave Chappelle act.
@jey1man9376 жыл бұрын
Link plz
@ghosthouse56256 жыл бұрын
Just type Dave Chappell racism
@ghosthouse56255 жыл бұрын
@Ramsey Ludlow so he stole it 🤔ok thx
@damianpreston1395 жыл бұрын
@@ghosthouse5625 its not stealing
@freddymcfred175 жыл бұрын
My God, what kind of thoughts must be going through that Nazi's head by the end of this conversation?
@johnriggs49295 жыл бұрын
None - the 'Nazi' probably fell asleep ...
@cageybee72214 жыл бұрын
plot twist, it's the nazi's GF trying to get some better D...
@HOTPOCKET7893 жыл бұрын
For those who don't know, the show he was talking about was Hate Thy Neighbor on Vice. One of my favorites on VICELAND
@MrBlitzpunk4 жыл бұрын
That short conversation might've converted Clyde to a decent human being
@rafipatwary78745 жыл бұрын
“Canada has left the chat”
@ToudaHell5 жыл бұрын
Canada have racism. Go to Quebec. He'll find all the racism. Says an Ontarian.
@skywalker019745 жыл бұрын
@@ToudaHell if you want so serious vintage racism come to beautiful downtown winnipeg and meet our wonderfull assortment of first nations people you wont be disapointed.
@bumblebee29563 жыл бұрын
This guy is so amazing to make his haters cry for him
@maddychurchhouse45566 жыл бұрын
Comedian: *standard comedy about a common experience* Conservatives: WE'RE BEING ATTACKED, FAKE NEWS,, NOT FUNNY
@balls49925 жыл бұрын
Funny thing is THATS HOW YOU ACT. We know have take things like a man not like a feminist 😃
@aharonaryeh40495 жыл бұрын
Not one conservative said that.
@chubbyBunny945 жыл бұрын
I mean, I didn't 'lol' but I blew air from my nostrils a few times - that good enough for me
@JD_London5 жыл бұрын
Best comment lol
@theily17245 жыл бұрын
This is why we NEED comedians.
@ledjend5 жыл бұрын
That was the most reasonable nazi ever!! 😂
@Michelle_Schu-blacka6 жыл бұрын
I've always said, racism isn't my problem... If you hate me because my body produces more melanin than you, you're going to go home and complain that you saw a black person walking down the street... I'm going to go home and make a nice vegan mince and pasta, play some F1 on the computer... Maybe break out the magic wand and imagine Rachel Maddow and Ellen Degeneres have me tied up and... Well... Things happen... But I digress... Even if I get turned down for a job, my attitude is that one of your competitors will employ me and I'll make it my mission to put you out of business... I've done it before!
@Mashamazzi6 жыл бұрын
Ew, a vegan
@benratcliffe63076 жыл бұрын
By all accounts, if you’re a vegan you shouldn’t need to be tied up..
@Michelle_Schu-blacka6 жыл бұрын
@@benratcliffe6307 ?
@Michelle_Schu-blacka6 жыл бұрын
@King Richard the Lionheart F1 is incredibly relaxing for me. I get into a zone and the rest of the world disappears.
@lucascrass45316 жыл бұрын
@Enemy Of moron he will do the same thing he said about racism, you didn't get ir
@dresdenkiller4 жыл бұрын
If true, this is the most heart warming thing I have seen in a long time. Love and good humor, and you can even cure a Nazi
@FrozenPureRose6 жыл бұрын
LOL This is lovely, loved the ending of that story. XD
@tarvisbickler37875 жыл бұрын
I think Chappelle would approve, Most humor is recycled material.
@sarahalfrhan5 жыл бұрын
Tarvis Bickler yeppppp i was looking for this comment , his comedy is a copy of dave chappelle show
@Aoneify5 жыл бұрын
Most humor comes from real life and in real life people of color need to be connoisseurs if race relations...
@awokenv73025 жыл бұрын
Not if their good comics, Joe Rogan called out that mexican for it
@sirmount26365 жыл бұрын
awoken V Honduran
@delonewolf62995 жыл бұрын
@@awokenv7302 "that mexican" who are you refering to?
@chaplaincullerton12655 жыл бұрын
World peace! You go dude. Thank you 😊 one laugh at a time⭐️
@richardcantin4125 жыл бұрын
OMG!!!! I actually laughed out loud. Now everyone is starring at me......
@not_riley5 жыл бұрын
Richard Cantin congratulations.
@banterboss67745 жыл бұрын
I love it when it's a show at the apollo, presented by BBC
@END1ndu5tr1355 жыл бұрын
I'm mad that his name wasn't in the title. I wanted to see what other shows he had.
@HashimAziz15 жыл бұрын
It's in the description. His name is Jamali Maddix and the show he's talking about is the one he does for Vice
@johnmartinez74404 жыл бұрын
Why are people so incapable of checking a description box? If you can get an internet subscription and a job to pay for that internet subscription, you can click the description button.
@cleanbishop78745 жыл бұрын
Lowkey widh we got a documentary of him taking up this offer now, wouldn't it be hilarious?
@geraldmatthew1785 жыл бұрын
People can choose to be offended or take this as the comedy it is. Bravo
@jak_the_buddha5 жыл бұрын
He might have stole Chappelles joke. But Chappelle stole off Pryor all the time. I don't want to sound clichéd but if it wasn't for Pryor...
@YourPalHDee5 жыл бұрын
He never stole from Pryor dude. Pryor literally commended Chappelle as a continuation of what he started.
@jak_the_buddha5 жыл бұрын
@@YourPalHDee I know he did. Pryor famously said Dave Chappelle was the next Richard Pryor, but it doesn't avoid the fact Chappelle stole off Pryor. Comedians steal off other comedians. It happens. Maybe steal is the wrong term because i genuinely think it's just people paying homage to their influences
@papapapa21145 жыл бұрын
Let's just say they both have the same writers...paul munny .
@chief_exe4 жыл бұрын
Not gone lie would make an interesting sitcom.
@abadatha3 жыл бұрын
"Oh fuckin' Hell alright. Just come."
@Mechadondada5 жыл бұрын
He’s wearing a MF DOOM ring.
@Matsumae_Taiyo5555 жыл бұрын
Dude you just changed my atitude concerning conversations with nazis on youtube (omg there are so many). Just got pissed at one 20 minutes ago. Mistake.
@raphaellauf77865 жыл бұрын
Literally the best way to deal with death threats ever.
@thorghanudha65503 жыл бұрын
Isn't this proof that most hate can be overcome with communication? Lol.
@Cookoo-iy1sc5 жыл бұрын
His name is Jamail Maddix
@kurtminault85645 жыл бұрын
Hahahahahahaha this dudes hilarious hahahahahahaha "show comes out at 9:00, by 9:03..... Got my first death threat" hahahahaahaha this dudes priceless
@stugiii94945 жыл бұрын
apparently stealing jokes is "referencing" nowadays
@austinthesan-antonian39325 жыл бұрын
VICE!!! YOU LET HIM OUT AGAIN! HE’S ACTUALLY FUNNY NOW, WHAT DID YOU DO TO HIM ONCE YOU HAD HIM! -the klan
@LiaMari3 жыл бұрын
Well done sir. Diffusing racists with humor, Bravo!
@saraaljumaah63945 жыл бұрын
Everyone knows Britain racism is a whole another level Loved the stand up tho lol
@MiniM695 жыл бұрын
Americans are racist like no other. They have used black people to build the country, influence every music style, sport and cultural movement spawned in North America and institutionalize the racism in every facet of society. American’s being doing it dirty since the 17th Century, bruv.
@jdlc9033 жыл бұрын
Racism in arab countries is a whole other level
@MrLuna0983 жыл бұрын
The “racism connoisseur” bit is from Dave Chappell, just changed to have a UK perspective
@Adventures_with_GEOFFERY5 жыл бұрын
*I’ve never heard anybody outside of the states say that we have better racism and I’m dead 😂☠️😭🤦🏾♀️🤦🏾♀️*
@hick3y16 жыл бұрын
Stole the connoisseur bit from Dave chappelle but ok....
@wyterabitt21496 жыл бұрын
I really doubt it. Of course it is not impossible, but "*insert anything* connoisseur" is a basic joke format for anything. And I know I have heard it in a comedy club a looong time ago, it was in reference to the person saying it that time (talking about someone coming up with a ridiculous amount of different racist insults, he was "impressed" and refereed to the person as that) but it is still the same thing.
@wriches6 жыл бұрын
@@wyterabitt2149 agreed, it's quite a "basic" line. And in Chappelle's case, it's the delivery that makes it.
@crucified_to_the_world6 жыл бұрын
"Stole"; it's literally just a part of a bit. Anyway, jokes aren't property
@um22w226 жыл бұрын
It’s so obvious it’s not stealing anymore.
@um22w226 жыл бұрын
connor Stealing jokes hurts if you make a living out of it. That’s why Chappelle locks phones until his special airs. To protect his property.
@alejandrarosales78365 жыл бұрын
And that's how clyde's membership was revoked...
@dlighted88615 жыл бұрын
That was freaking hilarious. Very witty.
@Belalbham5 жыл бұрын
Lmao. I wanna meet Clyde. He's like the most loveable nazi ever
@cms83835 жыл бұрын
I believe that was the first time I heard someone with a British accent saying the n-word I live I Texas so I've heard plenty of different looking people say it just not a Brit
@sadisticsquirrels24745 жыл бұрын
This is so much better than answering hate with hate.
@tesd.5 жыл бұрын
How come I'm just discovering him?
@88huey885 жыл бұрын
this bloke is about as funny as hemorrhoids
@thespanishinquisition83944 жыл бұрын
If my name was Clyde and I watched this, I’d go right to the land registry to change my name 😂
@pandurendradjaja89945 жыл бұрын
He reminds me of James Veitch!
@banglarmn6 жыл бұрын
Racism connoisseur, mwah. Chapelle defo does that part the best. But rest of the joke needs to be judged on its own merit. Tbh that part in and of itself isn't the joke or the punchline so don't get too hooked on a catchphrase