Guz Khan & The Sh*tting Audience Member - Live at the Apollo | Jokes On Us

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Taken from Live at the Apollo - Series 15, Episode 3
Original Broadcast Date: Tuesday 19th November 2019
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[@Khandiee]

I was not ready for the “shut up Linda” 😂😂😂 And the baby jokes had me dying.

[@Jesus_SOG_]

Sahih Bukhari 9:87:161 "I have heard the Apostle say: 'Whoever wants to see Satan should look at Nabtal.' He was a sturdy black man with long flowing hair, Ishaq:243 Sahih hadiths confirm Muhammad owned black slaves and even called Ethiopians aka Blacks raisin heads. In Mishkat al-Masabih 119 book 1 hadith 112 it says that Allah struck Adam's right and left shoulder and brought forth his white and black children and He told whites to enter heaven and blacks to enter hell.

[@knightoflight8373]

@@Jesus_SOG_ What your purpose put these fake and weak Hadith on this channel? Why you not asking about this Hadith at Dawah channel, or Islamic channel etc.? What you doing right now, it is like you wearing Halloween costume on Christmas day.

[@knightoflight8373]

Me too. 😂😂

[@thehorror_lore]

@@Jesus_SOG_ Bilal the ethopian was the beloved friend and companion of the Holy Prophet and there is no sahih hadees which you quoted jesus🥱🥱

[@Jesus_SOG_]

@@thehorror_lore I'm saying based on quran and hadith. In the Quran, Jesus is taken to heaven by God, but no record says mohammd is in heaven, not even the Quran. So if mohmad is in hell then all his followers also maybe end up in hell. There are 26 different arabic versions of quran( u can google it), which one is real?, means it's not word of God. Mohammd has disobeyed all commandments of God, which means he disobeyed God himself. Mohammd has killed, raped, did child marriage, married his sons wife, owned sex slaves and so on. Mohammd drastically died from poison by Jewish woman, a very normal human. Even God didn't warn him and mohammd can't predict his future. Mohammd can't predict his own future, how will he predict his followers future? Jesus predicted his death and resurrection, that happened. Jesus himself said he is the Son of God. Jesus said he will be next to his father in heaven. Jesus has done godly miracles like giving life to dead bodies and many similar ones.

[@omegaXjammur]

This man has crazy talent, I laughed every minute

[@portner85]

he has the chris tucker eyes lols

[@malkavianloner8808]

hes way prettier than tucker...cept in fifth element... but his eyes are much prettier than tuckers. no homo, some homo, whatever ... if i had to stare into eyes and had a choice between the two to get lost in, this guys gonna be in a staring contest over chris

[@sheikhu1039]

He does 😂

[@nicholasgood470]

Haha true

[@Alpha24187]

😂

[@Thawhid]

​@@malkavianloner8808yea too late to say no homo to that 😺

[@AbeTheFakeSage]

Wow, first time I hear a British accented comedian, and this guy is absolutely hilarious!!! The whole video, I was laughing.

[@madaug4389]

I first saw him on taskmaster, and now I look out for his stuff. He is just amazing. So funny.

[@nadiajuliafina3640]

check out his show man like mobeen, it's hilarious

[@Jesus_SOG_]

Sahih Bukhari 9:87:161 "I have heard the Apostle say: 'Whoever wants to see Satan should look at Nabtal.' He was a sturdy black man with long flowing hair, Ishaq:243 Sahih hadiths confirm Muhammad owned black slaves and even called Ethiopians aka Blacks raisin heads. In Mishkat al-Masabih 119 book 1 hadith 112 it says that Allah struck Adam's right and left shoulder and brought forth his white and black children and He told whites to enter heaven and blacks to enter hell.

[@b326yr]

@@Jesus_SOG_ YOU ARE A LIAR As for the Hadeeth about Nabtal, it has not been cited by any of the Sunan compilers (Abu Daawood, An-Nasaa'i, At-Tirmithi and Ibn Maajah). It has been cited only by Ibn Is-haaq in his book Al-Maghaazi. It was quoted from him in some books about the occasions of the Quranic revelations (Asbaab An-Nuzool). The author of As-Saheeh Al-Musnad min Asbaab An-Nuzool (a collection of authenticated Ahaadeeth concerning the occasions of the Quranic revelations) did not list the Hadeeth among the Saheeh Ahaadeeth cited in this chapter. Even if we assume that it is Saheeh (authentic), the Prophet, sallallaahu ‘alayhi wa sallam, did not dispraise Nabtal because of his color or appearance but rather his impiety and ill manners.

[@b326yr]

@@Jesus_SOG_ On the Contrary. The Prophet, sallallaahu ‘alayhi wa sallam, said in the Farewell Hajj: "If a black slave with a mutilated nose is appointed to govern you, and he leads you according to the Book of Allaah the Exalted, then listen to him and obey." [Muslim] An-Nawawi may Allaah have mercy upon him said: "Scholars underlined that the Hadeeth means that as long as the Muslim ruler adheres to the teachings of Islam and calls people to the Book of Allaah, it is incumbent on Muslims to obey him."

[@Jesus_SOG_]

@@b326yr I'm saying based on quran and hadith. In the Quran, Jesus is taken to heaven by God, but no record says mohammd is in heaven, not even the Quran. So if mohmad is in hell then all his followers also maybe end up in hell. There are 26 different arabic versions of quran( u can google it), which one is real?, means it's not word of God. Mohammd has disobeyed all commandments of God, which means he disobeyed God himself. Mohammd has killed, raped, did child marriage, married his sons wife, owned sex slaves and so on. Mohammd drastically died from poison by Jewish woman, a very normal human. Even God didn't warn him and mohammd can't predict his future. Mohammd can't predict his own future, how will he predict his followers future? Jesus predicted his death and resurrection, that happened. Jesus himself said he is the Son of God. Jesus said he will be next to his father in heaven. Jesus has done godly miracles like giving life to dead bodies and many similar ones.

[@Ssookawai]

He's hilarious, I wish him more success, he deserves it!

[@MrBrownnn696]

I’m so happy for him n he’s wife on their 3 little angels

[@NeungView]

He is what?

[@minigrande1939]

This guy is the most funny Asian comedian I can think of .

[@babiker9]

From his accent I guess he is British Prejudice!!!!

[@lambother]

He is British pakistani

[@karimaelosri9468]

Russel Peter is a great one 😂

[@babiker9]

@@karimaelosri9468 Its good if the prime minster can be Asian let be serious

[@karimaelosri9468]

@@babiker9 honestly I have no clue what is has to do with my comment.

[@drumstick74]

Nurse: "Ha ha...Mr. Khan, I think if you look closely, you'll see he looks a lot like you!" Guz: "You shut up! You shut up!" 😂😂😂

[@DreamslideProductions]

Lmao 😂 homie just got a new fan. Can't wait for more

[@hamidakbar3528]

He's a legend 😂

[@christopherhardy-jones771]

U can't stop laughing😂

[@aliyumohammed9173]

Omg I loved this guy in turn up charlie on Netflix with Idris elber

[@YusufGinnah]

An absolute legend!! _(thowba-thowba-thowba)*_ 🤦🏻‍♂️🤣🤣 * - if you know, you know

[@JustSnakes911]

I don't, explain?

[@shuib]

repent, repent, repent...?

[@Annihilator037]

'Even the butters one...' LOL

[@Cutie-i2t]

Remember watching him on KZbin but now he’s got his own live audience. Proud of him n also cuz he’s from my town.

[@mhuss6055]

Big up CV! He taught me at grace as well this brother reppin

[@mokasaam1819]

Man i day laughing every time i watch him!❤❤❤❤❤

[@Triplemother]

First time seeing Guz and I’m hooked 🤣🤣

[@ahmedjama2213]

First time watching him. He is funny

[@sage4365]

Oh my god, this guy was hilarious!!! I hope I see more of him!!

[@invitethemike4232]

Go watch "man like mobeen" its his show!

[@psychedelicpegasus7587]

​@@invitethemike4232 Yes, and he has a role in Season 1 of the show, 'Our Flag Means Death'.

[@arz-kia-hay]

Brother Guz, love and respect for you. You're the best. Just pause a bit more after your punch lines. Let the audience laugh a more and then say the extra line. This will make you awesome comedian. It's just an opinion. Wish you all the best.

[@tamerhussein1700]

Exactly what came to my mind.

[@carriehesketh3555]

Right…I am sure the professional comedian who is playing at the Apollo was praying someone who has zero experience gave him advice…Now he can really make it in the business 🤦‍♀️

[@shakthidhasan4544]

Hilarious talent😂

[@abdulfathmohamoud2736]

Who talks about their child That bad 😂

[@MathraMania]

us Asians 😭

[@Jesus_SOG_]

Sahih Bukhari 9:87:161 "I have heard the Apostle say: 'Whoever wants to see Satan should look at Nabtal.' He was a sturdy black man with long flowing hair, Ishaq:243 Sahih hadiths confirm Muhammad owned black slaves and even called Ethiopians aka Blacks raisin heads. In Mishkat al-Masabih 119 book 1 hadith 112 it says that Allah struck Adam's right and left shoulder and brought forth his white and black children and He told whites to enter heaven and blacks to enter hell.

[@hero4963]

lmaoooo hes hilarious

[@chozusmakavelli]

I can relate to the Peppa joke, my sister in law made a comment about my daughter's with Peppa pig toys saying "pigs are haram", while her kids were playing with dinosaurs. I asked her "are dinosaurs halal??"

[@sai62789]

This is an Outrageous show 😂😂

[@QIKUGAMES-QIKU]

Yes.. Outrageously crap😂

[@lambother]

Average lindu brain

[@tamerhussein1700]

Lol. That was funny. Didn't get it first but he kind of grew on me. Nice job buddy.

[@worldadventuretravel]

Live at the Apollo is always brilliant!

[@imgn8r715]

Man, i was hoping he had 2 children, and the 3rd one was a made-up kid he uses for his jokes. Nope, man has 4 kids. Sympathies for #3 when he watches this video.

[@misbahailia3345]

Oh no. In that case, Guz is horrible! 🤬

[@uldos3193]

Jack. I salute you 😂😢

[@moroccanevil]

This is the same material by a french-moroccan comedian Jamal Debbouze!! It is like a translated version from french to english

[@cosminmorga1331]

Brilliant 👏 👏

[@nushratjabeen3577]

#FREE PALESTINE ## Dear God please free Palestine Ameen. Dear sir I think that comedian's can make a difference. That's a wonderful comedian.

[@savitri2794]

He’s good🤣

[@FreePizza007]

I recall some of these jokes from a long while back. I'm pretty sure its old.

[@ldahmy]

Now I remember where I've seen this guy before. He was amazing in the gentlemen series.

[@Maverick19959]

Fun fact, “Guz Khan” means master of farts in Persian!

[@white_orange]

I'm dying. 😂😂😂

[@boreduser12]

4:21 what did he say? Butters youth? What's that

[@shaamsolanki2881]

I think butters as in butterface

[@cheryllines4106]

US Establishment Are The Supervillains 😅✌️

[@Mageroth]

plot twist : The Nephew was Chunkz 😅

[@vicentesalasii1480]

First seen Guz in Turn Up Charlie as Idris's best mate. Comedic genius.

[@sexyb304]

10/10 this guy

[@_Username__]

Guz is playing with fire.

[@seaniekay]

Mobeen rocking the apollo

[@clee2865]

Now i want to see this 3rd baby

[@Marvin-ut4xs]

Is this the Apollo in new York?

[@leimoan800]

Hilarious

[@Bulldog1878]

He loves a big coat our Guz

[@massoudafg4875]

How the hell everyone laugh at the same exact time that loud and stop laughing at the same exact time ?

[@walimuhammad3119]

All human beings are beautiful in their own way

[@KakarotOwns]

Funny guy Guz is.

[@ShafiqIslam]

Could you mention a movie that portrays the level of brutality happening in GAZA? Also, tell me about one of the worst dreams you've had that matches the reality of GAZA.

[@chief1715]

Tantura 2022 - Investigates the atrocities of the Nakba via testimonies of former Israel soldiers

[@GrahamHussain-lu1fn]

This guy is mad 😅

[@DavidPurvis-dt6iw]

I grew up in Hertfordshire for a while it was the white upper working class that was my bully

[@yasararif8292]

Are we still the bad guy?

[@turgs1]

You better hide this from your number three

[@drhasibshaikh2556]

How does nobody in comments section know this is The Man like Mobeen 😃 Also featured in Gentlemen TV series

[@jennycadot3635]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@merrymaker1031]

in answer to his question, yes

[@ZebraFacts]

First time watching this version of Apollo. I remember back in the day, there were one or two whites in the audience. There are no blacks in the audience in this show. Someone tell me what I have missed since the 70s and 80s Apollo.

[@231rft]

It’s the Apollo in England

[@helendancelot]

Watch man like mobeen BBC quite powerful

[@annur3432]

There’s only One APOLLO and that’s in Harlem baby 125th street.

[@gekolizzard]

Interesting question.

[@ryojs4286]

Man the racists are out in droves Hes not a class act like dave chappelle therefore hes trash? Like relax, if you think you can do better go for it and try.

[@brooneil1632]

We are going to hit our boys out of their future if all things about them are the worst we can say. Everybody is doing it.

[@franciskumar3363]

GET MAN LIKE MOBEEN BACK (SANFORD AND SON ) STYLE BROWN LOVE😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂❤❤ LOVE UR STAR KEEP IT FUN

[@ValerieHalla-no1else]

He's good

[@baba.mkhulu]

you're hilarious, brother. looking out for more of your stuff. 👊🏽

[@marinanjer4293]

Chris Tucker is seriously reinventing himself?

[@RobotronSage]

Man i understand how racism works now it's literally a trauma response.

[@RobotronSage]

Like i can't even watch this cause some foreigners harassed me repeatedly and now i'm fucking done with foreigners

[@RobotronSage]

I don't even like this response but like i said i literally can't watch this i guess i have ptsd now

[@MonnteOG]

😂😂😂😂

[@234ddrtttt]

I m not sure about the current enemy rating of US,i guess Russia or China first.😅

[@fali6723]

No he’s right it’s the Muslims…

[@lt80925]

Apollo in Harlem?

[@ayb1470]

London UK

[@martacosta9542]

Handsome and funny mashallah 💕😂

[@Dude-je9ss]

i know it’s Guz and not Gus but every time he says his name out loud

[@DavidBenSalomon]

His 3rd is gonna have a tough life

[@MilotheShrike]

His 3rd kid is gonna have a great sense of humor

[@thenoobboi3236]

He is gonna have a good sense of humor and he is gonna hate his guts man is playing a losing game

[@funjoyknowledge3304]

Yes I comes as a shock to us Asian when some tell us that a kid we take as dumb is guilty of not fighting not billing or being Nalaiq but a pervert

[@shahzadqadir1389]

Hahahahahaha

[@jamiazad4750]

Kids won’t forgive this

[@gabrielmaroto18]

Not at all. He’s thinking the moneys will make up for the humiliation it will not.

[@Mirpurmad]

you funny

[@franciskumar3363]

😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅❤

[@taqbir4zap]

the ugly baby joke was uncool, but the was great

[@gangshan]

Now the new bad guys are Chinese! Wish everybody goes there to feel the contrary! Find your compatriot tubers who live there and listen to his long time observation.

[@KK_WICK]

🤣🤣🤣🙏👏👌🙌👍

[@Bulldog1878]

😂😂😂 Behave Guz, you're not asian, you English bro

[@misbahailia3345]

Pfft! In your dreams 😂😂😂

[@warriornotworrior8748]

❤️ Jack

[@SabasitenAkter]

Great

[@長谷川樹-y3j]

Conn Ville

[@SheridanMeroy-y6d]

Shaniya Union

[@ahmadhusain3481]

English Russel Peters

[@Tahia213]

Kids nowadays are lost .. it's just worse and worse

[@thecloudtherapist]

I really tried but I couldn't even crack a single smile, let alone muster a laugh. British comedy is an endangered species.

[@wendymortimer6862]

It’s all subjective - I love Gus’s comedy so, going by your statement, I probably wouldn’t like what you consider funny - and that’s okay.

[@enjoyenjoy2664]

I can't blev wot he jus said at the end..very sad

[@zerigamestenkih9020]

Is that Muslim preacher

[@pgcreator717]

men i am upset u sided with chad! i know u wanted to be him but camon men

[@babathecreator]

Well Ask Houthis or Shias or ....

[@extravagantlysimple2056]

Mobeam

[@nadiablack4797]

Yes they are, to everything that is decent about humanity

[@kryotoniteracha3147]

which muslim?