TF2: Crits on Command

[@zixlity9471]

24:12 that "What the fuck are you doing?" Was so guttural, his tone of confusion and slight annoyance was truly what killed the scout that day.

[@JayAreAitch]

It wasn't really guttural

[@dagman9315]

Watching that scout flail about just made me hurt inside.

[@vbgvbg1133]

it hits harder because it was genuine confusion

[@ItsLerez]

I'm pretty sure we've all been that scout. Trying to juke out our target only to lose them even though they're just standing still.

[@matthewnickolas4706]

I'm crying that moment truelly broke me. like that was the single most retarded scout play i've seen in years

[@guacamxle883]

24:11 that "wtf are you doing?" was so genuine lol

[@Rotten4Real]

OH MY GOD IM DYING

[@CriminalKiwi21]

The Dispenser pick! He can't keep getting away with it!

[@funnyman2027]

Jesse we have to cap

[@paper-boat4326]

THE MADMAN WITH THE DISPENSER PICK JESUS CHRIST

[@neo4016]

Sir! the demoman just got our dispencer again!

[@paper-boat4326]

@@neo4016 “WELL WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING KILL HIM!” “Sir, we can’t!” “AND WHY NOT?!” “He’s a n g r y” “Dear god.”

[@neo4016]

@@paper-boat4326 may god have mercy upon our soul

[@CorgiDoom1881]

16:40 was awesome! Pipe jumped off the oblivious heavy to juke the sniper coming at him with a melee.

[@menacing_name]

Perfectly calculated

[@bardofvoid174]

The dispenser meta: -Get angry -Get every dispenser pick possible. -Get auto-balanced -Get behind the enemy spawn and position and attack from there -Win

[@dannymarcinko6790]

Bonus - get a pocket medic so you can Uber and walk through their team just to get the dispenser pick without killing anyone else

[@skipercrac]

sigma male playstyle

[@cousinzeke4888]

How could you forget to get kicked?

[@addisonwan5401]

“Crits on Command” would be a better title for the frontier justice

[@canadianbacon2693]

I mean, angry bottle crits are just as powerful

[@Slavek1]

He actually did. it

[@thememegamer420.9]

I was thinking more kritzkreig

[@leepickek7923]

Phlog

[@commiterror404irl5]

He did it

[@poshilplaya324]

What I look forward to in a fat magic vid that occurs quite often: a lucrative amount of crits, bots getting kicked, confusing players, and the important dispenser pick.

[@thatguybrody4819]

and people really want to remove the angry crits. it wouldn't be the same.

[@enchilordo8562]

14:00 make the bird sound your next hit sound

[@Ayeloo]

He went from dominating a server to having a single scout be his downfall

[@thebusiness8212]

4:29 Engie: You are confused and trying to kill me? Well then.... my work here is done.

[@pizzaclock9732]

20:16 that demo is pretty smart, charge into a wall to bait you to detonate, but he underestimated the sticky explosion radius

[@cakeeatingcat9462]

24:06 This is just the best part of the video

[@MrPoyo-xw1em]

14:31 Spy: "I swung but I missed"

[@zoto4064]

lol

[@Issengan]

17:41 "You appear to be at my mercy."

[@samdaman2939]

Total Crits Fatmagic got: 54 Crits on Upward: 23 Crits on Dustbowl: 10 Crits on Harvest: 21

[@jupitarzZ]

we aren't gonna talk about the suiciding scout at 3:59

[@williamyang7611]

16:38 That was a cheeky move :o

[@EmperorNightfall]

3:58 scout when ms. pauling rejects him

[@MisterMehdi]

28:41 Fatmagic: whaaat? That was the weirdest thing I've ever happened Me: yea Fat it's called a lag spike it's our everyday must happen thing

[@Rickkhry]

I love how frequently fATmagic uploads It's like he wants all our days to end well :D

[@sire_beandon]

I’m a simple man. I hear “Hey everybody Fatmagic here,” I click the like.

[@Garbage-Bound-Filth]

We are all too simple

[@elfasto2255]

you’re maybe a little _too_ simple

[@justagoldencommandowithint5333]

@@elfasto2255 no, not simple enough

[@DasAlternativeEnde]

Im so glad i found this Channel. Every other TF2 Creator uploads maybe once a Month

[@1053Michael]

Genki

[@johndoe7681]

Vorobey is also decent.

[@AUchop]

He's the only actively uploading TF2 creator that can make me laugh

[@bradoozy]

@@AUchop yeah, and i think if he even went away from tf2 he’d still be great

[@hugedummy]

l a z y p u r p l e

[@palecaptainwolfkayls8499]

No for real that “What the fuck are you doing” Scout nearly killed me

[@P_ckneck]

i liked when manly0man said "Ooh, he changed it up"

[@Luna_Kobold]

4:28 engineer: "screw you im gonna go play minecraft"

[@grimace3983]

thank you for making vids, i've been watching old and new ones to get through a stomach bug i've had for a few days now.

[@1joby]

24:07 is my favorite fatmagic moment

[@r3m1x12]

Every time I hear the "Hey everybody Fat Magic here..." I just feel satisfaction. Good job bro

[@Dr.FajardoPediatra]

gordo magico

[@slipps6135]

The staircase part was an amazing display of the mental state of casual scouts

[@VulcanicCloud]

These videos are so simple and stupid, but man they are honestly some of the most entertaining things I've seen on KZbin. I love your gaming.

[@waltergaming9802]

24:11 my favorite part

[@hubhx]

same lmao

[@supernalboot]

"can you reflect a 360" nah *proceeds to reflect 360* "he's insane" OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD

[@greatdevilbb305]

No, it was not the internet, it was the scout that stopped the tome and threw a bunch of knifes at you.

[@darknuance_ix]

"this defense is gonna be tough" 10 mins later he's spawncamping the enemy team

[@djangodjango5694]

24:07 that whole encounter was just amazing

[@pedrocruvinel4914]

People: R A N D O M crits Fatmagic: well yes, but actually no

[@nineinchwhales]

radom

[@Joelvard]

radom

[@pedrocruvinel4914]

I’m retarded sorry

[@whilemycookiegentlycrumblz]

@@pedrocruvinel4914 mood

[@SchmoesLightyear]

29:47 *GOODBYE*

[@inseguire1]

Oh god he's using the bottle, one of the most deadly weapons in all of tf2 existance. With a swing of the bottle a 195 random crit hits you like a truck. An unmatched melee.

[@OneSaltyBruh]

Pan: unmatched you say?

[@artik420]

crit bucket is insane

[@hubhx]

24:07 he is the one.

[@washedupfries]

love the amount of Chaos in each video. really brings back the old KZbin days

[@sdd1018]

in light of some recent accusations this title makes a bit more sense

[@altrightgut1765]

Dopamine in 2 seconds 8:18

[@NimrodBrownblock]

That guy in the chat at the end begging you to sign his rifle 3 years before the hightower video is crazy. Foreshadowing

[@shiba2ndworlder]

Nice crit bucket lol.

[@thetsfa3307]

I am not the only one still waiting for the cooking show you know...

[@nikcastle6943]

About a year or two ago, I remember playing a game of KOTH on harvest, and there was this Bottle Knight going on a sick kill streak in blu team's side house. Idk, but I kinda feel that this may have been you Fatmagic. The style I witnessed then fits your play style, especially using the side house to flank enemies.

[@parkermiller9101]

Sometimes you need to just stop thinking so your unpredictable and then you can make the best of plays.

[@DerpySnake]

The spy at 14:30 rushing in uncloaked, undisguised butter knifing anyone he sees.... Chad energy.

[@CivicViceversa]

it's incredible how you singlehandedly saved that upwards match when you got autobalanced

[@schlafenmochten8519]

17:11 That goddamn laugh

[@blucanyon]

The bot typing out the entirety of the robots script is pretty funnt

[@frickposter9727]

0:16 Can we get much higher?🥺

[@Felix-Felix]

0:43 Scoutineer literally named "sneakyninja" Giga chad engineer gaming

[@samueltrusik3251]

Glory to the crit.

[@elfpi55-bigB0O85]

shoutout to the guy in chat who kept saying "nice shot" every time he got meleed or backstabbed

[@elfpi55-bigB0O85]

inverse shoutout, a whisperin, to the whiny fan in the chat tho, leave the man alone he's working

[@daniel-js7bw]

I’m a simple man, I see fatmagic I click.

[@Lucasberrin]

This is by far one of the most cursed videos in this channel.

[@powerangov8793]

3:45 this guy out here moving like Mr Game and Watch

[@haphaxion]

idk if you could have a more perfect moment than listening and seeing what happens on the left of the screen at 3:57

[@benhaggerty8707]

I think the funniest thing about that blu engineer just materialising infront of you was that when he died he just disintegrated because of your config

[@terrordarky]

fatmagic: why can't they see the stickies in a place literally nobody would expect them to be in??? also fatmagic: doesn't notice a spy uncloaking in front of him and gets butterknifed

[@thomasgonnering69]

Fatmagic and kritz is overpowered

[@oousan58]

4:29 disappeared engineer, I saw today disappeared medic and both of them didn't leave their games

[@hattori930]

The dispencer pick meme has a suprisingly long life span

[@JinstoNim]

Use a mini-sentry with the wrangler, and use the frontier justice.

[@Fields_of_Fright1922]

You should play this game called Terraria. It’s basically a 2D-Platform Survival-Progression game. It’s pretty fun and a lot of random funny stuff can happen

[@marioman1242]

Terraria is pretty much my favourite game of all time and yet I still think it is a very bizarre choice of game to recommend Fatmagic. Terraria couldn't be further away on the spectrum of video games as TF2 if it tried.

[@otter4370]

4:00 I like that he didn't notice the scout that just randomly jumped in the pit.

[@KoboldCloaca]

19:48 when I heard "pingas" I had a flashback to old 2011 ytp

[@tinysloth7]

Fav TF2 youtuber

[@SupaThePotato]

man i dont play tf2 for months, and those dispenser picks makes me want to play

[@I-Stole-Your-Toast700]

I was abouta be like, "Wow! 3 years ago! must've been before jungle inf-its 2024"

[@harrahlsiah3850]

Fatmagic, you are the only youtuber I put in 720p because you are epic

[@TonyFonzerelli]

I started a family a few years ago and at this point can't play tf2 :( thank you for providing tf2 content. please don't stop. you and ricegod are my tf2 go to content. love you magic

[@skittlesmoo5881]

I notice your hit sound, try making the kill sound the "oooh banana" for comedic potential

[@JoseMoreno-fy3bi]

I like this idea

[@evieinfinite]

11:44 dudes awp is named "BORN TO SHIT FORCED TO WIPE V2"

[@danizer]

24:09 that scouts goal is beyond our understanding

[@luthfihar3211]

4:30 *windows 95 startup sound

[@MrTrool323]

Holy shit Who makes these thumbnails,they are literally half of the full enjoyment of the episode

[@NekoKhris]

That sub count deserves an additional 1 at the very beginning, this content is beautiful

[@alessandromele3918]

THE BOT IS RECITING THE WHOLE "ROBOTS" SCRIPT, I'M FUCKING DYING AHAHAHAHAH

[@maxypookiedookie]

4:30 He rejected humanity, and became monke.

[@bardofvoid174]

12:10 "let's get some ammo at the cart" *fucking rockets an ammo box in plain view straight towards himself*

[@Hadok3nStudios]

Tryhards picking upward: Ez map Ez win FatMagic: "You should reconsider your so-called win "

[@joshdavis2711]

Fun fact: harvest players cant see stickies in any lobby.

[@litterbox019]

8:42 guys the fatmagic cinematic universe is real

[@arian2745]

Nobody: Electric Dragon when he dies: Nice shot

[@stormstroak611]

Fat magic thank you for uploading all the time, I’m going through shit right now and your videos just brighten my day up so much!

[@Miaustarr]

Congrats with your 100k mah angry Boss baby

[@guardingdark2860]

Deadliest weapons in history: 1) Broken glass bottle 2) Stairs 3) Stickies in plain sight 4) Nuclear bombs

[@TFWULF]

As in typical fat magic way: ''The end is never the goal, but the jorney itself'' and that is why we loose every game boys

[@razed5191]

I swear you're literally good at every class

[@sevendeadlysquids404]

Crits on Command = Anger Management

[@thatguybrody4819]

28:37 Anyway, you make me sad mr.magic

[@lfirstnamel1984]

fatmagic literally planting stickies IN their spawn because someone kept the door open had to be the most psychopathic thing I have seen him do.

[@stapleboy7462]

i love how, without fail, every time electric dragon dies they use a 'nice shot' bind whether they died to a crit or a headshot lol

[@theotherbird8381]

8:00 the medic is really good props to him

[@exoticspaghetti1047]

19:36 No 😟

[@ahyena975]

I was genuinely expecting that vote kick at the beginning to be for fatmagic

[@mccoolfriend6818]

He lags redmarks and everyone freezes Mine lags The game looks cursed as everything blends into a weird painting