TF2: Curse of the Crit

Some Soldier Direct Hit Live Commentary Gameplay. I summon the curse of the crits with my magical spell-casting abilities
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#TF2 #TeamFortress2 #Soldier

[@InspektorOfPixels]

Canonically, there is a man who had his name changed to Giuseppe in the TF2 universe. His name was Trevor. Fatmagic is the real world Trevor.

[@pumpkingpie2938]

First Cloaker TF2, now Trevor TF2, who's next?

[@gedsin2]

He also put an Italian accent on for so long he didnt know what his real voice sounds like

[@InspektorOfPixels]

@@gedsin2 Poor guy was forced to by the mayor of Teufort. "Trevor can't-a remember how he used-a to talk!"

[@henfjo]

6:26: «See, see, they are well aware of my protection!» Proceeds to leave the sentry nest and the spy saps everything 10 seconds later.

[@Fatmagic]

My greatest play

[@aelie8198]

all according to plan

[@FunnyMantf2353]

So sad that fatmagic died, it’s almost as if we can still hear him.😢

[@jec3830]

I'm crying so hard rn I can feel fatmagic coming inside me

[@_AndresitoBD]

😔

[@gabofihi007]

“Why?😢”

[@zachredd845]

Last we seen of him is when the other player blasted him to smithereens

[@Entropy101Q]

even if he's gone, we can all still feel him deep inside us 😢

[@SpittingSEA]

15:43 Heavy: "I AM BULLET-" *gets crit rocketed*

[@shift_del3te249]

**turns into a bullet**

[@noiteradical25]

9:49 that crit was so well timed and powerful that even crippled Giuseppe while laughing

[@P0t4t0m4n]

>"where are my crits?" >instantly gets a crit so nice of the game

[@lazernor]

9:50

[@nimajneb8897]

12:25 I'm naming a spell in my DnD game Giuseppe's Accuracy now, and it makes the next attack a guaranteed crit, thank you fat magic

[@MrPaintRoller]

Giuseppes greater Geomancy?

[@nimajneb8897]

@@MrPaintRoller I did think about trying to incoporate alliteration since spells that have a wizard's name often do that, but couldn't find a way to do it and make it a crit thing that is good though lol

[@redmoon383]

Guiseppe's Grand(iose) Gift maybe?

[@redmoon383]

​@@nimajneb8897^

[@FlamingLily]

​@@nimajneb8897Giuseppe's Guided Strike

[@chokonnit7337]

happy to see fatmagic’s handsome twin brother Giuseppe take over the channel after fat’s passing. hopefully he won’t get kicked for cheating as much

[@G420D]

I was Sarge from the Pier game, I'm still laughing at myself being ubered as demo at 21:15 just to shoot a pipe against the wall , I was freaking out LMAO. Started watching your videos this year and got back into the game, super cool to see myself in this one, really made my day

[@elmo_5]

Fatmagic never fails to impregnate us

[@keilafleischbein59]

Hell yeah

[@dainfant5101]

What

[@bigcooltony437]

pause

[@wowwy.]

Truly

[@theimperfectgod7140]

Ok chat remove his balls

[@rel8ble871]

Crit's are a certain phenomena that fatmagic loves. Although fatmagic dies to these unearthly subjects, he still treats them as his own

[@InspektorOfPixels]

The man!

[@rel8ble871]

@@InspektorOfPixels Inspektor!

[@tragictricycleaccident4993]

I read this in David Attenborough’s voice 😂

[@rel8ble871]

@@tragictricycleaccident4993 Haha! Hey by the way, your not the real tragictricycleaccident!

[@fregaropa]

The part where Giuseppe belittled his teammates for not having as strong a Italian heritage as his was kind of out of pocket but apart from that great video once again!

[@MaximusChivus]

Any video with Giuseppe cream is a great video

[@InspektorOfPixels]

9:51 I have never heard such a threatening laughter in my life. Mama, help.

[@chocoateclake501]

23:02 the way that sticky flew away was so crisp

[@buphoon1452]

all of fatmagic's videos where he plays Spy should 1000% be Giseueppe playing now.

[@InspektorOfPixels]

Fatmagic's body sacrifices its own immune system in trade for aimbot. Phenomenal.

[@swagathan5]

The power of Giuseppe bypasses the need for warmups.

[@noiteradical25]

17:29 your crit credit score rises when you do damage facilitating your performance by rising your random crit chances

[@Lagdroid]

my favorite part is when he said "you dare challenge giuseppe?" and critted all over the enemy team

[@noiteradical25]

15:45 that crit was max funny and the laugh felt Italian like a true Giuseppe

[@CharaGonzalez-lt7yw]

Fatmagic can't stop sniping no matter if he switches off Sniper 🎯

[@dr.vladibummbiasali2472]

The outro is phenomenal

[@yeetzadeletza3501]

call of the crits: 5% chance for next shot to be crit 99% chance for next shot to be crit if your jiuseppe

[@casualbird7671]

13:18 gives me an idea.. what would happen if you tried setting up sentries in front of spawn doors before the objective activated them?

[@fadedliveYT]

I'm very glad you feel better. I've also wanted to tell you something. Two weeks ago i was on a TF2 UGC Minecraft server, and i decided to go Sniper. ammiediately after picking Sniper, i would keep headshotting this one demoman in the air. This demoman was very suspicious towards me, so he started accusing me of "cheating". later, everyone thought i was cheating at this point and tried votekicking me lol. after another attempt of votekicking me i still wasnt gone. Fatmagic, you've inspired me to continue playing sniper with over 600 hours and its super fun terrorizing servers thanks lmao

[@AngelChaos3990]

Your content always makes me want to jump back on tf2, my good sir.

[@kt3657]

12:08 oh you're real 💀nah man this is the matrix

[@Neotenico]

I think you have more Gerald energy than Giuseppe energy, but that's just my own perception.

[@rel8ble871]

9:45 = Fatmagic

[@acedavidson1410]

I thought he was saying “Just Zepy” for like 8 minutes

[@WeedBat]

Joseppi's Ruckus sounds like a low budget horror movie

[@blucanyon322]

The heavy getting deleted at 15:44 and the subsequent eruption of laughter from Giuseppe is the funniest thing I’ve seen all week

[@YellowLimeLol]

I love you fatmagic, may you rest in piece

[@muru_7922]

fatmagic: I shouldn't scream so much my throat still hurts minutes later: 15:44

[@deviserdude3409]

We need more Soilder content from Giuseppe.

[@Mateyuska]

13:18 loved that small "pier!" on there lol

[@vanun_redhide1527]

My name is Giuseppe so hearing fatmagic say my name caught me off guard. Also yes fatmagic I believe you give off a similar energy to what I give off so I approve of you changing your name to Giuseppe

[@terrordarky]

6:04 what's wrong fatmagic? couldn't see those stickies? what are you, blind? they were right there, out in the open.

[@dotQLL]

he couldn't see how juicy those real estate prices were

[@saskilla1945]

Just when i was checking your channel to see if you had any new uploads you uploaded thank you mr cream

[@dotisopod]

I keep forgetting people still play tf2 and then I see your videos pop up randomly once a year on my recommended.

[@Bladeofwar94]

10:48 Awww he loves us!

[@thatguybrody4819]

paper bag men was playing engineer like you would. making a sentry in obvious but behind the lines spots and only kills like one person but it's a nuisance. only difference being you'd probably be way more effective at it as the enemy team would just keep running into it for whatever reason or you'd be able to successfully back it up.

[@OldenOak]

15:45 legendary cackle

[@thehermitwizard]

17:40 average Kunai Spy player

[@yeeetree1744]

Its so sad that fatmagic died, I miss Fatmagic so much, it is truly tragic that he died in such a brutal, gruesome way 😢

[@sosig6445]

-get's random critted from full health "HE HAS SOO MUCH KNOWLEDGE" my fuckin sides

[@drake8030]

Giuseppe is a sacred name, use it well and embrace the spiritual path it will take you on

[@DeonTheDragon]

Boss Creamy : Sick but in Business.

[@noiteradical25]

3:43 Fatmagic reserve of 2023 from Giuseppe's wine cellar sounds like a premium wine I would buy

[@foodsstuff]

i was just yesterday thinking i havent seen a fatmage video in awhile, so i look you up and seen you havent posted in awhile, then i look today and you've uploaded

[@joelsittler6997]

Now THIS is the Magic I know and love

[@ballsquid4135]

You have the energy of someone who has a stepbrother named Giuseppe

[@TaedarVulpine]

I watched the whole video! Fatmagic brings TF2 magic!

[@curlybrace4984]

Bountiful Giuseppe Wizardry with the ability to summon crits

[@Jack93885]

My nonna is called Guiseppa and your energy is far more wild than hers, NGL.

[@loganswagger9328]

The random crit giveth, and the random crit taketh away.

[@tanyoncloke713]

Bro killed the dude at 7:10 so hard he had to leave mere seconds later lmao

[@thatpumpkingirl]

I haven’t been sick the entire year UNTIL JUST BEFORE THE WEEK OF CHRISTMAS. Being sick on Christmas is gonna stink like shit

[@DrunkenTryhard]

15:44 Heavy: I AM- *immediatley gets hit by crocket*

[@FreezyNinjaAlt-hj1mu]

11:35 1000 IQ Play: Build a Sentry right in front of the Soldier so he blows himself up.

[@monkeeboy830]

only the greatest of Geuseppi gameplay for us i see

[@greenoftreeblackofblue6625]

Am not the gunboats direct hit guy but I love that you are. And I love watching it.

[@grimgamer0527]

Welcome back, hope you feel better soon.

[@nanomario]

More like Delete-on Hit thanks Giuseppe for giving me the inspiration to make that pun.

[@huerfanoproducciones]

my boy guissepi with the content

[@ZappinandZwoopinisgoonazweepu]

I can’t believe we are treated to yet another fatmagic upload

[@FartyBalls42069]

Fatmagic gives off so much Giuseppe energy

[@daddybubbles1583]

Thank you for keeping in the cough

[@ChronoSquare]

Giuseppe? More like... Giusuckie! Ha, gottem! probably maybe

[@the_gb_]

as a fellow Giuseppe myself, i can confirm you are one of us

[@the_gb_]

i actually jumped when you said that name like never in a million years would i expect to hear my name in a tf2 soldier video

[@babywasp4805]

15:44 I AM BULLET PR- 💥

[@stanfordjones2619]

I don't know about Giuseppe but you strike me as more of a Cosmo

[@AntiqueAntarctica]

*equips the escape plan* "how did I escape?" You equipped the escape plan

[@gibby3216]

Giuseppe is such a gigachad name, it goes very hard, I will name my son after you fatmage.

[@hassanmarinho4858]

we got the best laugh of the year in this video

[@photographicsynthesis6781]

Giuseppe is a name that Carrie’s the energy of an Italian immigrant who earns his pay with a monkey and an accordion

[@blomblorpf]

The Giuseppe Cannon: Origins

[@casualbird7671]

7:06 that spy ragequit

[@bananaspice1967]

Thank you ObeseWizard for delivering this scrumptious and delicious content right to our doorstep.

[@Puhckaaaa]

The horseflies’ curses still interfere with our beloved ̷F̷a̷̷t̷̷m̷a̷̷g̷̷i̷̷c̷ Giuseppe, it seems.

[@lucrayzor9657]

13:04 CREAM HITSOUND

[@casualbird7671]

When you keep saying Giuseppe all I can think of is the weird character from Adventure Time

[@NomoregoodnamesD8]

A new revelation: enemies who crit are knowledgeable

[@dakotadean1273]

if my cat was Italian, he would have been named Giuseppe

[@potat0sphere121]

I just rewatched that episode of adventure time

[@palecaptainwolfkayls8499]

Does anyone else get the mental image of Guiseppe from Adventure Time whenever his name is spoken?

[@moon_IV]

The king is dead, long live the king… Hail Giuseppe!

[@SD11A]

"Giuseppe energy" sounds fun, please keep making up words

[@roberthenderson3769]

9:50 ask and you shall receive.

[@exhozt4770]

the thumbnail hard asf

[@BirthdayGirlTeamFortress]

This video should be named "joeseppi gaming"

[@rocketranger9943]

I guess fatmagic tryed to be not cocky in his previos videos but in this one he got full of it and just exploded in 34 minutes

[@Iteration456-8_codename_goblin]

Is it just me or is there something weird about josepi’s frame rate?

[@CursedMoistMan690]

Direct hit favorite melee weapon

[@morgans.5190]

7:54 lmao

[@letronix6243]

This is a classic good video.

[@curseofcrits1567]

FINALLY SOMEONE UNDERSTANDS MY CURSE.

[@owen608yt]

sick magic, he has been cursed!

[@camion__]

rest in peace fatmarplier 🙏🙏🙏🙏😭😭😭😭

[@sO_RoNerY]

If I was a medic, and there was a soldier and demo next to me, I’m ubering the demo. Four pipes. Eight stickies.