the tf2. the spy update

[@QuackZack]

I met Fatmagic today at a Canadian Walmart. I told him how much of a big fan I was and we had a nice conversation. Things were going great until I eyed what he had in his shopping cart and looked really confused. He stared me dead in the eyes and said in a really deep voice "Cream." Man had 40 to 50 cans of Campbell's Cream of Mushroom soup and nothing else. I was real uncomfortable at this point and tried to awkwardly defuse the situation by walking back. Then things took a sharp turn, he jammed his crooked thumb in one of the cans, cracked it open, pulled his shirt up AND started to rub the unpaid good between every one of his fat folds. My jaw dropped in horror and I couldn't look away. The creamy man was back.

[@mr.manguyfellow]

creamy man is SO back

[@Chimpin_]

what am i reading i think i might have become dyslexic because I know i didn't just read a fatmagic fanfic about him rubbing campbells soup on himself

[@quigglesmcgiggles]

​@@Chimpin_ fanfic?? this actually happened to him

[@Chimpin_]

@@quigglesmcgigglesooooh crap mb

[@ericweston7353]

​@@Chimpin_This is obviously a true story based on actual events

[@dotQLL]

i'm straight up convinced that valve had very special casual servers just for fatmagic

[@Chimpin_]

yeah, he makes aiming look so easy because everyone runs at him in a straight line but when i play casual everyone collectively decides they want to be good and strafe to avoid my aim

[@acarter9806]

Every Fatmagic lobby is personalized

[@tahmiduddin1868]

Yea lmao

[@Prosto-Ban]

@@Chimpin_that’s just cope lmao

[@Chimpin_]

@@Prosto-Ban its also a far off radical concept known as a joke

[@elemusic19]

The decloak sound being twice as loud and the soldier INSTANTLY turning 180 degrees around at 1:16 is freakin' hilarious.

[@bitzthe8bit668]

That heavy on upward did not have ANY pattern recognition in that skull of his, he will not survive the winter

[@flappy5291]

Noooo 😭 heaby plss survive wintser

[@wraithxd2458]

I'm convinced that Fatmagic has this debuffing aura around him that makes all enemies have minus iq and hearing abilities. Imagine if he gets into a fight irl and busts this aura out.

[@inteus64]

His real name is Walking Cloud

[@theghosttm8245]

Same He could decloak with the Dead ringer near the enemy spawn as 5 people leave it and get away with it. I decloak in a hidden space and suddenly 3 people show up to kill me because they needed health.

[@SageGilbert191]

@@theghosttm8245I use Cloak and Dagger and people still seem to hear me when I decloak on the other side of the room

[@darkuscarlet]

That's just a passive every content creator gets. How many times do you ACTUALLY get people running at you with melee out as a spy instead of them opting to just shoot you in the face?

[@drq_seed]

​@@theghosttm8245 I got one trickstab today and it was on a scout who got cocky since i wasn't fighting back and stop shooting me and tried to melee me with stock bat

[@moonlightning8269]

4:56 i love how the scout spychecks fat until he stabs the engie, then just lets him go

[@tf2engineer]

Tricycle Accident here. The game is changed forever. Merry Christmas to all

[@mr.manguyfellow]

i did not know that there was a tricycle accident here

[@Tsbrumati]

Truly horrid

[@Puhckaaaa]

I truly hope you are not sacked from the channel, santa.

[@MrGellert619]

I came in your pop tarts in 2021 august 5 merry chrisler

[@wowbafu]

"i have 99 more from where those came from" lost my shit

[@Pudding404]

Tf2 players forgetting to put in their hearing aid before they play. Tricycle accident is so funny, had me cracking up the entire time.

[@tf2engineer]

Thank you Kanye, very cool!

[@tf2engineer]

also im not funny im just loud

[@ketaminefanatic7755]

@@tf2engineerloud does equal funny

[@a_music_nerd]

2:07 this medic is straight up an stealth assassin game npc because there’s no way they didn’t see a spy there

[@sheriffzard5149]

it feels almost cathartic to hear even in the video the guy he's playing with understands that FM always has the most brain dead enemies everytime they play tf2 and then anytime I go to play a match, i'm playing against sweats, esport players, and virgins that have never closed this game since they opened it back in like 2016

[@the87th]

Same😔 And so true:(

[@HatTrex]

10:23 Fatmagic & friend accidentally gave that sniper a Pavlovian response to the gift soud

[@mohamadparadox2453]

He was afraid of his anger

[@FaultyTwo]

fatmagic enemies: deaf, legally blind, and possibly missing hands my enemies: FULL DOLBY AUDIO SYSTEM, PRECOGNITION, ASCENDED CONSCIOUSNESS, CYBERNETIC IMPLANTS TO ENHANCE THEIR GAMING S K I L L S

[@illwillpress100]

13:26 most wicked trickstab followed by most wicked laugh

[@mrnoob6070]

Bro turned into an animal.. 😂

[@actualcrafty5139]

Fun fact: the decloaks are louder if you completely run out of cloak. And people still do not play with sounds.

[@flyinggorilla124]

I usually play with sound completely off and i still hear the deadringer

[@N-i-L]

The amount of times i get accused of cheating because i can hear people decloaking and disguising like 40 feet away, or turn around as soon as i hear the decloak sound, is ridiculous. Like how many people play without headphones

[@TommyCD1]

18:11 the medic just watched this happen

[@punishedkid]

12:05 insane clip

[@dandyloading4682]

shit was intense

[@elmo_5]

Fatmagic isn't pregnant, but he never fails to deliver

[@fujiwaranonekobiodrando1257]

So true

[@shissussh3774]

But pregnant people don't always deliver

[@AdamFrancisMain]

​@@shissussh3774💀💀💀💀

[@ayayahuasca1947]

Explains why he's fat The magic comes from his pregnancy

[@SunnyWave174]

Pregrant?

[@sacredeyes3508]

can confirm fatmagic is literally in a realm of is own, after 1600 hours in this game ive never gotten a single casual match that is like anything he uploads, not even the 2fort matches

[@Gokuless]

5:04 This part is beyond perfect comedy

[@zenniththefolf4888]

17:00 Your spy impression sounded like Doofenshmirtz lmao.

[@froxcom]

You guys will pavlov the entire tf2 community into turning around when they hear this sound

[@grandnoodlelite]

Other KZbinrs: SPY IS BROKEN! I MADE HIS DECLOAK QUIETER ON MY REBALANCE SERVER SO HE’S PLAYABLE! Fatmagic:

[@StupidGuyPlaysStupidGame-ex4kq]

If anyone thinks spy isn’t playable they have lost their braincells.

[@frostyketchup]

oh my god i was in this video holy shit fun fact i was in that match with a group of friends and one of them was getting VERY mad at his repeated deaths to "that damn spy", screaming that his teammates could not protect a single med lmao

[@kyo666oyk]

"Birds can burp or fart but there is little reason to do so. Birds have a lower build-up of gases in their guts due to less gas-producing gut bacteria compared to humans. Scientists have not documented birds expelling gas, but believe they can do so. However, some talking birds can imitate the sound of humans burping."

[@tf2engineer]

I am so excited about this information. A Christmas present from a complete stranger...

[@Ayeloo]

SIlent spy Holy spy All is calm And all is spy

[@chrisa.2323]

Low quality mic vs a random server is the perfect genre.

[@trainershade1937]

You gotta love how a weird gimmicky Spy video turned into a "TF2 players have no ears" video.

[@Thereal67P]

"The whole video is just... RUINED." I love the delivery of that line.

[@kayoh9364]

7:15 According to jimmy neutron, birds cannot burp.

[@tf2engineer]

Evidence?

[@shift_del3te249]

The gift giving dingalings vs the unaware ding dongs

[@Ryusuta]

Spy is such an overpowered class that one kill from him will remove the player from the game.

[@Rel8ble]

16:26 That is the most brutel pan kill I've seen

[@redengineer4320]

in conclusion the iq of the avg 2fort player is higher then that of the avg payload player. im truly astonished.

[@thespectacularlymonochrome7891]

"Man this has got to be some sort of... fat magic going on" The cinema room: 😭😭😭

[@bardofvoid174]

2:05 the medic *actively* turned away as you approached, he was like "oh sorry sorry don't mean to get in the way of your stabbing"

[@Tumericspices]

Somehow whenever Fatmagic trolls he wins, whenever he tries he loses. I wish I had such a curse

[@LegendaryLawnCare89]

Thanks for the hilarious content and all your hard work this year. Merry Christmas & Happy New Year!

[@HellishSpoon]

damn, all the players must be listening to a pod cast while playing tf2

[@SpaceSmurf3000]

9:38 this one is great because the medic almost believes youre on his team

[@Shizuka965]

fatmagic industries, damn, hes a ceo now

[@EnergyBurst2]

Merry Christmas everyone! Also how nice of Fat Magic to leave all those people a knife for Christmas, though I must admit one's back is an odd place to leave the present.

[@zoalina]

Giuseppe playing the french man? Woah..

[@jackvogenitz4284]

plz collab with joe biden

[@flyinggorilla124]

I have no headphones, and usually i end up playing without sound, but I can still hear deadringers

[@reverse5461]

its like im watching a human experiment

[@zach6464]

7:20 (around there, anyway): "Do birds burp?" From a quick google search, no - they lack the gas producing bacteria to do so.

[@tf2engineer]

This data is so beautiful

[@perceval533]

big fan of this data personally, especially the filesize

[@tf2engineer]

@@perceval533 almost as big as call of booty

[@greenrifleman1107]

People getting gifts: well I'll be stabbed! *Actually get stabbed*

[@VeryHighPriest]

you cannot convince me that the people in these videos aren't paid actors

[@manicplanet5223]

Few days ago I was in a game and some guy on my team yells “FEAR THEM THEY UBERED THE SPY!!!”😂

[@1whospeaks]

Classic Fatmagic trope of setting up a premise for at the beginning of the video then it derailing 2 minutes in.

[@edgamz9315]

@7:27 he heard you because all invisi watches actually have a louder decloak sound if they run out of battery (compare the volumes to different points in the video)

[@nickname5447]

Plot twist: tf2engineer just wanted to level up his Spirit of Smissmas.

[@centurionfox3827]

The fat magic spy experience.

[@TheDude8008]

14:42 who is this man talking like Dracula Flow 5? I love them

[@bardofvoid174]

21:46 I'm surprised fatmagic did not react at all to the flying pyro that lands in front of him l m a o

[@1un4cy]

Had one time where I heard the dead ringer, turned around instantly, spy was in center of my screen now, and I still got "backstabbed" by that same spy

[@tyonbeal6748]

the decloak sound when your watch runs out is easily the most funniest thing

[@frigo1g]

19:45 final flash frag

[@36thgallardo]

Hey just a heads up Fatmagic, when you let out a disgusting belch you need to hold the push to talk key otherwise nobody else will hear it.

[@elpibesabiondo]

Chipi chipi chapa chapa dubi dubi daba daba mágico mi dubi dubi boom boom boom boom

[@OmegaRC59]

Nothing goes to plan on the Fatmagic channel but only in the silliest of ways

[@Neotenico]

Has the term "Malicious Philanthropy" been coined? Because that's what this is.

[@myself-moons]

This is the most heinous Collab fatmagic has ever done

[@tf2engineer]

I am corrupting him with my evil methods

[@ZappinandZwoopinisgoonazweepu]

This is the most cursed strategy I’ve seen in a fatmagic video lmao

[@charliemcmillan4561]

how do you constantly get these games with these fucking lobotomites to stomp but I keep getting casual matches against the most organized competitive tf2 teams on the planet

[@tf2engineer]

man that's what I'm saying

[@Joealblas]

this just proves my paper that youtubers get put into lobbies with players that have traded their who game play time and just decided to start playing the second they see a youtuber online

[@vendetta1306]

0:30 Lmao

[@Cooldude32117]

1:16 I love how he immediately turns around

[@Rel8ble]

Did not know this kind of TF2 tomfoolery existed

[@drgumper8056]

Spy mains punching air after watching this video

[@ammi5311]

That's what the trickbstab happy kunai dr being doing anyway .... If we were to be serious or nerding , the reason are mostly relied on opponent being very occupied by your team's aggressive presence . In other word most spy bad experience can generalized to your team incapable posting a threat to begin with ..

[@1un4cy]

Name shoulda been "get headphones"

[@NicolasADH]

It's the stickies in the open all over again

[@SandwichOfPower]

Fatmagic is a hacker, not a cheater. He hacked my Christmas lights to spell "Boss, baby is god."

[@maninthemask6275]

Do tf2 players usually have their volume all the way up? I never hear spy’s decloak.

[@flyinggorilla124]

I hear it when its not even there, so i dont know

[@thelordofpie7157]

I'm assuming it's because of: 1. closest thing to a ninja. 2. Invisibility, another thing similar to a ninja camouflaged. 3. One shot, one kill, strongest class kill potential wise. 4. Spy's are seen as being cool too, like ninjas. 5. They wanna be the cool one shot guy who beat everyone by himself. Idk, I put this together in like 2 mins lol

[@KyryloMudrokha]

I was surprised at the beggining by the voice, turns out it was a guy from VC.

[@flyinggorilla124]

I this half of em are taking thier headphones off when the saxtons start

[@cranberryman99]

12:55 Pause

[@nysquidz7880]

Actually great way of testing if ppl have replaced there decloak sound

[@sencheesecake5366]

bro weponized giving away presents loi

[@AllTheOthers]

this genuinely makes me a little mad that I can't find a game without a bot or cheater but you magically get these lummox games. (Seriously, I recognize them very well at this point and I have been proven correct too many times.) If it isn't a bot or cheater, it's just an individual who either knows how to play the game or is remarkably dumb and has TTV in their name. I got hackusations cause of an Unturned vac-ban. Lets exercise some common sense here so the destroyed brain of that twitch streamer can maybe comprehend. 1. The amount of bots and cheaters still in TF2 make it blatant Vac-ban doesn't work. 2. It's for a game called Unturned, takes two seconds to see, and the profile was not private and now is because I got annoyed at people looking at it. 3. It was for having mods in an online game, some kind of conflict happened and I explained it in my steam bio which again takes two seconds to read. 4. If you are vac-banned from a game, you can't play it. Being vac-banned from one game doesn't magically make you vac-banned from another. And you can't magically play the game you are vac-banned from. 5. The hackusations weren't even cause I'm skilled at TF2, it was because I hit an invis spy with a crossbow bolt meant for another player. Which by the way I'm not that good. It's genuinely upsetting that the average IQ of the TF2 player base has dwindled to 43. When the people with the popular opinion are gray-water drinkers it's kind of hard to keep playing. I stopped playing consistently three or four months ago now, haven't been able to stomach playing a match since Smissmas. TF2 isn't dead because of bots, it's dead because the players brain's are dead. They can't spycheck or kick a bot to bring their father back from getting milk. I'm glad you experienced a single modicum of what it's like to play TF2 on my end. I play with idiots, bots and cheaters, against idiots, bots and cheaters. It's unplayable.

[@jmackgaming05]

I like spy, but I like pyro more because he makes funny muffled sounds.

[@humanharddrive1]

tricycle accident sounds like a cool guy

[@jacobjerny7502]

Missed opportunity to name the video something Christmas related like “The Spirit of Giving”

[@kakochi1002]

seeing you playing in 2fort is the best

[@wholebiome9369]

I still have 4 items from this video

[@kabeuum]

man finally getting some smissmas 2022 content from the wizard

[@ChillySkells]

What servers do you play to get these players? I MUST know. Also merry Christmas, happy new year

[@ezra...406]

I'm convinced every confused new player is actually just someone's girlfriend playing with a crosshair the size of Jesus' cross (happy easter)

[@r.g.thesecond]

I don't know what your friend's name is but he has Paul energy. Would love to see more of Paul on the channel

[@tf2engineer]

"hi I'm paul!" *Jimmy neutron theme*

[@soundwave2825]

Great christmas present: the return of kremling hitsound

[@JR-qt8qb]

Ty for video! Merry christmas!

[@hvmblx]

Merry Christmas fat magic!

[@redvsbluefanful]

was playing sniper one day and was accused of hacking bc i could hear the spys decloaking behind me

[@derps8690]

fatmagic wtf this isn’t pyro

[@SarutinMcWhotookmyname]

we should balance sniper by giving him reverse mouse acceleration

[@pathtracker4944]

J'ai lu "spy" donc je suis venu en une demi seconde.

[@jameshall401]

Merry Christmas fatmagic!!