TF2 Domination Quotes

This has probably been done already, but here's a compilation of everyone's domination lines in TF2. Except, of course, the medic and pyro's lines. Sorry, guys.
Arrangement by me, h0m3st4r
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[@harrygaskin6115]

So here's a quick recap: Everyone calls Scout a virgin Everyone calls heavy fat Everyone calls demoman a drunken cyclops Everyone calls sniper a camper Everyone calls spy a coward Everyone calls medic worthless Everyone calls pyro a mutant Everyone calls soldier a moron And everyone calls engineer a egghead

[@snake0253]

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[@harrygaskin6115]

Snake 025 thank you for correct me

[@snake0253]

Harry Gaskin No problem

[@SealandCo]

I think Engineer deserved the Coward name, because everyone says he just hides behind his sentries.

[@okey7281]

TheSealGuy and Co. One word: Ninjaneer

[@F0X_H0UND]

Engi sounds like a father giving advice to his children.

[@queenofvermin]

the best advice is given when absolutely destroying someone

[@AFXffs772]

This is what I say to all of my kids “I’m wolverine mean, son of a bitch”

[@bungersinyourarea]

" and Another thing, you're. ugly." Great advice

[@LL-yd8zz]

Ah yes "IM GONNA BEAT YO ASS LIKE A MULE, BOY"

[@OutlawedPoet]

agreed, especially lines like "Drunk on the battle field ain't no way to be son" feels like he's giving legitimate advice lol

[@Bluedell89]

"Here lies scout, he ran fast and died a virgin" "This is scout Rainbows make me cry!"

[@DuckandMikeyfan49]

Chasing the Magic Dragon Hey, look, ya shapeshifted into a dead guy!

[@sussybakaballs]

Well, off to visit your Mother!

[@PretzlcoatlTheFirst]

Is that all you got, moron?

[@Sheikmeister69]

You are all Dishonorably Discharged

[@filipjozinovic8525]

You just got freakin dominated knucklehead all right lets do this

[@RaithSienar]

Overwatch will ban you for being toxic. Meanwhile in TF2...

[@triangulum8869]

Raith You don’t even have to open chat to insult people in tf2. *its beautiful.*

[@yuricock]

Tf2 is a mann's game

[@mariobros68]

@@yuricock My Little Pony

[@dave-gn2cb]

@@mariobros68 friendship

[@cozmoanimations1606]

Thats Why TF2 is Better than Overwatch

[@Stefanonimo]

"Well, off to visit your mother!"

[@glonk7374]

***** that the soldier

[@joselaraguiterrezperez1851]

sir cheezbuger that's the spy you lard armed simpleton

[@daniloveljkovic8889]

Did I throw a wrench into your plans? Hahahahahaha! >:D

[@kokichioma1901]

Demoman: You're a back palking snake like you died like one

[@zer4044]

Dominated frechy

[@Anonymous81111]

Scout to Spy- "Hey, look - you shape shifted into a dead guy!" Spy to Scout- "Here lies scout. He ran fast, and died a virgin." Shots fired.

[@cougine8810]

suomynonA 4:26

[@cougine8810]

suomynonA 2:30

[@ctons]

NUllNAME ok

[@ctons]

NUllNAME ok

[@patrik9328]

Actually Scout is not a virgin Spy is wrong

[@nellzdablackking]

Scout- Most witty Soldier- Most badass Spy and Sniper- Most cruel Demo- Most funny Heavy and Engineer- Most amusing

[@IceBurstGamesLordOflies]

Best example of your opinion of a demo: When he wins at rock paper scissors. The first time i saw his little... dance... i lost it.

[@twosidedbot7179]

nellzdablackking Heavy and Engie are best? Did you hear Spy absolutely DESTROYING Scout?

[@nellzdablackking]

TwoSidedBot Most amusing does not equal best. If anything, I like Demo's and Spy's the best

[@gunmetalwulfe7926]

Yes because "Fat bald fatty fat, fat fat" is witty. jk he's cool

[@kokichioma1901]

Medic: Most Badass Doctor in the World

[@Winged_Lollipops]

Both Scout and Spy's lines are weirdly similar. They both share the same way of thinking when it comes to insults. He may not have raised him but they still share genes.

[@drxtale9446]

Family genes baby!

[@yeetandyum3709]

Like father like son

[@veliwu081.]

@@yeetandyum3709 lol

[@theletterE.HDMI1]

Use the big earner with spy and the similarities continue

[@C.A._Old]

Who knows What Cut Voicelines Still Out There?

[@bbordeo973]

I love how 23% of Soldier's "Dominated - Sniper" speeches are him failing at pronouncing "Bilbo Baggings".

[@scoutymcscoutface2957]

*Baggins The irony...

[@bbordeo973]

Daniel Yowell Yeah...... dammit

[@metalac7722]

commenting in a 5 yo comment original

[@kai326]

Give him a break, he has lead poisoning

[@C.A._Old]

Who knows What Cut Voicelines Still Out There?

[@LeafBug12]

"Aww, there's a new angel in heaven... IN HELL!" Good ol demo

[@blujy4514]

My favorite one

[@abowl5667]

I love demoman’s quotes

[@Tuskor130]

Personally my favorite Demo domination line will always be "I'll notify your next of kin... that ya SUCK!"

[@greenmedic29]

Inf IQ

[@medicgaming8218]

a drunk person in a nutshell

[@MazuMDS]

"You're a looooooong way from France, boy" ~Engineer

[@reaper5214]

Who's from France?

[@highwaymanF2]

+The swifter Spy

[@peytonburrell6303]

+The swifter spy

[@eddyfizio5349]

THAT'S THE BEST DOMINATION QUOTE IN THE WHOLE GAME

[@thesenate8268]

Old Texas man roasts some French ass.

[@ryryhc]

What each class is being taunted for: Scout: size Soldier: failure in army, being to patriotic Pyro: mute and gender Demo: drunk, one eye, Scottish Heavy: weight, russian/communist Engineer: his gadgets and texas heritage Medic: not hurting people, med degree Sniper: camper and hygiene, Australian Heritage Spy: hiding and disguising, French heritage

[@yuricock]

I remember dominating a heavy with my bonesaw

[@damirstrange]

@@yuricock what bonesaw did you use?

[@yuricock]

Дамир SE stock bonesaw

[@李재성]

Scout adds bald to Heavy

[@sephyyyboi]

Who's the hippie they keep talking about?

[@thenerdherd2357]

even when engis insulting people he sounds nicer than the rest, he mocks them in more creative ways as well, and is a touch more clever.

[@immortalturtle6890]

+TheNerdHerd he's the most polite insulter in the game

[@thearcticangel7915]

Also winning with the rock paper scissors as him he's really polite

[@somethingfamiliar9776]

+TheNerdHerd Thats why I like engie's domination a little. Instead of yelling out tons of profanity he thinks of a very creative domination quote and says it in a very smooth and southern voice. Hey I guess that's what they do it in Texas

[@chillermiller3565]

+TheNerdHerd I think that's partially coz he's supposed to be like the smartest scientist in the world. I couldn't imagine him being as brutal as the other mercenaries :D

[@somethingfamiliar9776]

chiller miller yeha I guess he is more of brains then bronze

[@faldezon]

You just got dominated, Bilbo Baggins. You just got dominated, Balbo Biggins. You just got dominated, Bablo Brabbins. You just got dominated, Barble Bapkins. You just got dominated, Basbo Bibbins. You just got dominated, Bulbo Buttons. ...This is -stupid- WAR, AND I LOVE IT!

[@browntooth8621]

Reptillian Dominated, Dildo Saggins.

[@DuckandMikeyfan49]

MaddMann l All rockets and no brains, eh, mate?

[@crackwizard666]

You just got dominated Dildo Titties

[@hh5559]

You just got dominated Daldo Siggins

[@kaelanmcalpine2011]

Apparently there's 6 ways to spell Billboard Baggins...make that 7.

[@fawfuls]

"I will send my condolences to your kangaroo wife."

[@fawfuls]

@@DuckandMikeyfan49 Here's a schematic for ya, my ass!

[@DuckandMikeyfan49]

Fawful99 Storm Shoot, son, you’re slow as molasses!

[@RaveDoggTV]

Scotland is not a real country, you are an Englishman with a dress

[@TOUD_]

Thanks mate.

[@Sheikmeister69]

"Hudda Hudda hudda ;D" Me:I refuse to Translate that

[@KaveMan_]

Rest in Peace Rick May. Dominator of Hippies, Cupcakes, and Communists

[@anthonywhite4656]

Ohh solider who will replace you no one 😭

[@CptnMango9108]

Who is the hippy?

[@askaboutmyprofilepic3758]

@@CptnMango9108 the soldier himself

[@CptnMango9108]

@@askaboutmyprofilepic3758 thanks. What about your profile pic?

[@kirbyinthereallife4980]

Communism sucks and Soldier helped the world by cleaning the world from communists. What a hero

[@SchnookumsTheNightFury]

"Sorry there, Nurse! I mistook you for an actual threat!"

[@DuckandMikeyfan49]

Schnookums the Smol Bean Too slow, medicine woman!

[@Sheikmeister69]

Spy:"We'll Off to visit your Mother :D" Demoman:"IVE'D BEEN SHAGGIN' YER' WIFE" Spy: *Angry as Fucc*

[@Maukiki]

sad german noises

[@imanejoestar1578]

​@@Sheikmeister69well demo was talking about medic's wife, not spy's

[@GOATEDXXMACOS]

Frr

[@kingdutchorama4999]

the medic needs some domination quotes, it would be so much fun to taunt some poor bastard for getting dominated by a medic with a badass quote

[@IliyanStoychev]

Would you like a second opinion? You are also ugly!

[@JoaoGuilherme-fg5by]

he has them, never heard them but people say they're lame

[@bunyivonscweets4113]

King Dutchorama Medic needs the most cruel domination quote cuz you probs deserved it after getting dominated by a medic

[@aboredfellow1448]

@@bunyivonscweets4113 Well Medic doesn't do the killing. If he dominates you with his own weapon, especially with stock, you honestly need to get better. I've dominated a lot of people as medic because the people I've been healing killed them.

[@mrbenn2209]

@@JoaoGuilherme-fg5by Yes. Most of them are just laughing and calling everyone dummkopf.

[@SuperOnePieceMaster]

Scout Domination responses -------------------------------------------------------- Scout > Scout: *Hit the bricks, pal. You're done. *Ha ha! Look at you! You look like you ran through traffic! *Hey knucklehead, you aren't gonna win. *Oh what, you gonna cry? You gonna cry now? *Yeah, I dare you, rage quit. C'mon, make us both happy! *I will never... stop... killing you. *You... are... terrible! *I am the Scout here! *This map isn't big enough for the two of us. *Hit the road, bozo! Let a real Scout get to work! -------------------------------------------------------- Scout > Soldier: *Yo, I'm not even wearing a helmet! *What is your major malfunction, brother? *Drop dead and give me 20! *You're a disgrace to the uniform, pal! *Dis-missed! *There ain't enough crits in the world to kill me! -------------------------------------------------------- Scout > Pyro: *It's starting to bore me how much you suck. *Hey, who's on fire now? *Yo, if you didn't want me to kill you, you should have said something! *Repeat after me: mhmm-mhmm-mhmm I'm dead!' *Take that, you dumb, bib-wearing dope! *Eat it, you mute, frickin' moron! *Yeah, nice moves, mumbles! -------------------------------------------------------- Scout > Demoman: *You just got freakin' dominated, knucklehead, alright let's do this! *I don't usually kill morons this fast. *Yeah, next time, try two eyes! *Blow that up, cyclops! *The best man won, you bomb-throwing drunk! *Your clock just got cleaned, rummy! *Depth perception, pal. Look into it. -------------------------------------------------------- Scout > Heavy: *Drink it in, pal. That's how failure tastes. *Would you look at you? I mean, look at you. *I am owning you, you fat, bald bastard! *Today ain't your day, pancakes! *400,000 dollars to fire that gun, huh? Yeah, money well spent! *Those $200 bullets aren't so hot when they don't hit anything, are they? *I think I'll take Sasha out for a steak dinner tonight. What do you think about that? *Ain't so hard now, are you, fatcakes? *I... eat... your...Sandviches. I eat 'em up! *Nice hustle, 'tons of fun'! Next time, eat a salad! *Hey, lard-fat, those hard arteries don't stop bullets, do they? *I am owning you, you fat, bald, fatty fat... fat fat! -------------------------------------------------------- Scout > Engineer: *Is that all you got, moron? *Hey, here's something you can invent next time: ducking! *Here's something you should have built: a not-dying machine! *Don't bring a wrench to a gunfight! *Here's a schematic for ya: my ass! *Hey overalls! You suck! *Lotta good that hardhat did ya! -------------------------------------------------------- Scout > Medic: *Diagnosis: you suck! *Ooh hoo hoo, your gun shoots medicine! It's intimidating! *Where's your precious Hippo-crates now? *Real nice effort, Deutsch-bag! *I... hate... doctors! *(sighs) Doctor, doctor, doctor... -------------------------------------------------------- Scout > Sniper: *Snipe that, you frickin' coward! *That fancy scope of yours, I bet you got a real good view of me killing you! *You camped the whole time for this?! *It was a mercy killing, you live in a... camper van! *You'll never hit me! You'll never hit my tiny head! It's so tiny I got a frickin'... such a tiny li'l head! -------------------------------------------------------- Scout > Spy: *Disguise that! *Dominated, you shapeshifting rat! *Hard to stab a guy in the back when he's beating your freaking head in, huh? *Hehey, look, you shapeshifted into a dead guy! ==================================== Soldier Domination responses -------------------------------------------------------- Soldier > Scout: *Dominated, short pants! *How's that domination feel, city boy? *You kids today don't know how to dominate. *Less talk, more fight. *You cannot run from me, my gun is faster. *You run fast, my bullets run faster. *Never bring a bat to a battlefield, war is not a game. *Your mouth wrote checks, my gun has cashed them. *Got anything funny to say about that, funny man? *Never send a boy to fight a man's war. *You were in a big fat hurry to die, son. -------------------------------------------------------- Soldier > Soldier: *Dominated, hippie, get a job! *You better hope there's hacky-sack in Hell, hippie! *You are now a conscientious objector to being dead, hippie! *What's the matter, hippie? Hair get in your eyes? *Get a haircut, hippie. *You're a disgrace to the uniform. -------------------------------------------------------- Soldier > Pyro: *I just tore you a new chimney, Smokey Joe! *You cannot burn me, I'm already on fire! *You cannot burn me! I'm already ablaze with passion, for war! *You cannot burn me! I do not have time to combust! *Fire is for cooking s'mores, son. Get a real gun. *Your fire-retardant ass just got dominated. *Ha! You fight like a girl! *How do you like that, All Quiet on the Western Front? *Get a haircut, hippie! (whispered) Just in case. -------------------------------------------------------- Soldier > Demoman: Dominated, you one-eyed crossdresser. Consider yourself dominated, you Scot son-of-a-bitch! Dominated, you skirt-twirling drunk. I love your death, cyclops; your death is sweet to me like love is sweet. Scotland is not a real country; you are an Englishman with a dress. You're like the Cyclops of Greek myth; except you are Scottish, and I hate you! -------------------------------------------------------- Soldier > Heavy: *You just got dominated, Sputnik. *Stars and Stripes beats Hammer and Sickle. Look it up! *You just got dominated, Comrade. *Dominated, you red menace! *Go play your pinko chess game with the Devil, Commie! *This American boot just kicked your ass back to Russia! *Checkmate, Stalingrad! -------------------------------------------------------- Soldier > Engineer: *Dominated, grease monkey. *You just got dominated, toymaker. *Stop hiding behind your little toys and fight like a man! *I will eat your ribs, I will eat them up! *That's where books get you, professor! *Go back to Calgary, you cow-herding Canadian! -------------------------------------------------------- Soldier > Medic: *You just got dominated, Oktoberfest! *You just got dominated, Fritz! *America wins again! *Ich bin I just kicked your ass! *Welcome to the United States of YOU JUST GOT DOMINATED! *I'm gonna mail my boot to the Kaiser with your ass around it! *Gotcha, Herr Doktor! -------------------------------------------------------- Soldier > Sniper: *This is not a camping trip, Sheila; this is war and I love it! *You will not turn my battlefield into a campground. *Now hear this, camper, you are not wanted on my beloved battlefield! *I will send my condolences to your kangaroo wife. *You are a coward, and you've died like one. *The next time you want to kill a man, look him in the eyes! *You just got dominated, Bilbo Baggins! *You just got dominated, Balbo Biggins! *You just got dominated, Bablo Bravins! *You just got dominated, Barble Bapkins! *You just got dominated, Basbo Bibbins! *You just got dominated, Bulbo Buttons! *Aww, am I too violent for you, cupcake? *Your country did not prepare you for the level of violence you will meet on my battlefield! -------------------------------------------------------- Soldier > Spy: *Gotcha, crouton. *You just got your Frenchy ass dominated. *Ohh-honh-honh-honh-You're dominated. *Dominated, you rifle-dropping coward! *Hit the showers, Frenchy. *Your white flag does not stop American bullets. *Words cannot express how much I hate France right now! *Bon Voyage, crouton! ================== Demoman Domination quotes -------------------------------------------------------- Demoman > Scout: *DOMINATED, twinkle-toes! *Dominated, you wee scampering windbag! *Dominated, tiny man! *Don't come wide with me, you pint-sized mutt! *You're like a little bunny... scurrying around, eating up your lettuce and berries! *You're so bloody TINY! You're like a toy-sized version of a man! *Grow some hair on your face, and then come and try me again, lad. *Oh, you're a wee little miss, you are! -------------------------------------------------------- Demoman > Soldier: *DOMINATED! Ha ha ha ha ha ha! *I'll notify your next of kin... that you sucked! *Hey, Private Haircut, I might've taken a bit too much off... your head! *Mother of mercy! Now that is a bloody domination! *Lots of good that Soldier training did you! I'm drunk! -------------------------------------------------------- Demoman > Pyro: *You've brought shame on your people, you mumbling devil. *Go home, lassie; men are fighting here! *Go to Hell and tell the Devil I'm coming for him next! *Burn! In! Hell! -------------------------------------------------------- Demoman > Demoman: *Thus begins my thousand year reign of blood! *DOMINATED! I feel everything! I know everything! *It is the Dominatening! *Welcome to the Dominatening! -------------------------------------------------------- Demoman > Heavy: Dominated, you grease-dripping pork pie! Ohhh... there's a new gravy-filled angel in Heaven. Dominated, you blubbery Bolshevik!" Awww.... there's a new angel in Heaven... In Hell! Little too much caber tossing pies down your own throat, eh, chubby? -------------------------------------------------------- Demoman > Engineer: *Don't hide behind your toys, lad! *You're weak. I'm strong. And I win, toymaker! *That's a right pretty bra-washer you built, you big ugly girl! *You come wide at me again, boy and I'll stick that wrench right up your ass!" *Go on and build more of your little guns. I'll shove every one of them up your ass!" *If you were hunting trouble, lad, you found it. -------------------------------------------------------- Demoman > Medic: *Dominated, ya Teutonic nursemai-(belches) Ahh... hah. *How's that doing no harm working out for you, then? *Dominated! ...And I've been shagging your wife! Hahah! *I dominate you, Sawbones! ------------------------------------------------------- Demoman > Sniper: *Perfect bloody domination, you campy weasel! *Dominated, you headshotting Judas!" *I hate you campers; everybody bloody hates you! *It's lads like you that give war a bad name! -------------------------------------------------------- Demoman > Spy: *Dominated, you alley-skulking backstabber! *You're a back-poking snake, and by God you'll die like one! *I hope I didn't scare you with my face-to-face man fighting! ============================================ Engineer Domination quotes -------------------------------------------------------- Engineer > Scout: *You've gotta run a lot faster than that. *You aren't too fast for me and my machines now, are you? Heh. Are you?" *Boy, this here is just gonna keep happening and happening. *Dominated, string-bean. *You just got dominated, city boy." *What in Sam Hill were you thinking, string-bean?" *Shoot son, you're slow as molasses." *Dominated, little feller." *Just a dead little jackrabbit." *Quick as a hiccup, aren't you? Huh. Not quick enough." *Not fast enough; not by a damn sight." *Gotcha, stretch! -------------------------------------------------------- Engineer > Soldier: *You take that, rocket-man. *That there is just a sad display, boy. *Don't test my mettle, son! *Dominated, ya damn Yankee. *You just got drafted into my war! *That's what it feels like when eagles cry, soldier-boy. *Next time, lift your lid and you might see it coming! *This is what happens when you fight a man. -------------------------------------------------------- Engineer > Pyro: *Speak up next time, boy! *Sorry, ma'am. *Dominated, smokey. *Gotcha, mumbles. *Sorry to put out your campfire, boy. *You look a mite tongue-tied, son. *You shouldn't have played with fire, boy. *Didn't your momma teach you not to play with matches? *You might be flame retardant, but you sure aren't bulletproof. -------------------------------------------------------- Engineer > Demoman: *I wish y'all could see how bad I'm kicking your tail. *Drunk on the battlefield isn't any way to be, son. *Dominated, eyepatch! *That catch your eye, son? *The hand is quicker than the eye! *Gotcha, eyehole. -------------------------------------------------------- Engineer > Heavy: *Never mind the bullets. How much all these coffins costing you? *I've seen better sides of beef that have been run over by a combine. *Y'all come back now! *Nice try, slim. *Gotcha, chuckwagon! *Gotcha, pork drippings. *Dominated, corn cakes. *You just got branded. *And another thing: you're ugly. *Dumber than dirt, aren't you? *You're as dumb as a box of rocks! *You come back now! More where that came from. *Dominated, fat man! *You are a whole herd of ugly. *Gotcha, fat boy! -------------------------------------------------------- Engineer > Engineer: *You just aren't doing it right. *Dominated, hardhat. *A real Texan would have dodged that. *You can always tell a Texan, but you can't tell them much. *You've incurred my wrath, son! *I'm wolverine-mean, you son-of-a-bitch. *If you've done it, it isn't bragging! *You're all hardhat and no cattle. *You shoulda oughta brought more gun, son. -------------------------------------------------------- Engineer > Medic: *Doctor! I am the better man! *Guess they didn't teach you to duck in doctor school! *Keep coming at me, doctor. Eventually you're gonna rustle up some sense. *Next time, tend to your own knitting, sawbones. *Sell your tonics elsewhere, miracle man. *You must be a doctor, because you just saw the extent of my patience! *I'm a killer of men, doc. That is the God's-honest truth." *Slap a poultice on that, doc! Ha Ha! -------------------------------------------------------- Engineer > Sniper: *You oughta stand back a little more, like from me and my machines. *Looks like that there just wasn't the place you should've been standing! *Dominated, campground. *You shoulda oughta stayed back at your little campsite. *Nobody likes a squatter! *I just rode you out on a rail, down under. *Aw, now you don't look like a happy camper. *Down under? More like, six feet down under. -------------------------------------------------------- Engineer > Spy: *Now just stop trying to mess with my contraptions. *It isn't getting any harder for me to kill you. *You know where ya oughta hide next time? Back in France. *Dominated, you turncoat. *Dominated, you snake! *This skunk is starting to smell. *Slither on back to Hell, coward! *That's what my daddy taught me to do to backstabbers. *You're a long way from France, boy. *Don't go meddling in my business. *You are a coward and a scoundrel! *If y'all had more gadgets for killing, you wouldn't need so many for hiding." *I just beat on your sneaky ass like a mule, boy! ==================================== Sniper Domination quotes -------------------------------------------------------- Sniper > Scout: *Dominated, you little ankle-biter! *That'll slow you down, you twitchy hooligan! *Dominated, you miniature delinquent! *Couldn't skip around that, could you? You precious little posey! *Got you, you spastic little gremlin! -------------------------------------------------------- Sniper > Soldier: *I own you, you pickle-headed drongo! *All rockets, no brains, eh, mate?! *Take that, you rocket-hopping simpleton! *Hey, lend us your shovel, I can dig your grave! *Dominated, you plodding potatohead! *At ease! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! -------------------------------------------------------- Sniper > Pyro: *You are a creepy, mute little bugger, aren't you? *Nobody's gonna miss you, you mutant! *Got you, you mental defective! *That snuffed your fire, you filthy arsonist! *You know what 'dominated' means, you bloody whackjob?! -------------------------------------------------------- Sniper > Demoman Take that, you one-eyed drunk! Tagged you, you wobbling Scot! Ace reflexes, you bomb-chucking waste of good scotch! You've been killed by the best, cyclops! Got you, you bomb-lobbing wanker! -------------------------------------------------------- Sniper > Heavy: *Got you, you pot-bellied lardass! *Thanks for the target practice, you plump bloody freakshow! *Dodge that, you fat jiggling butterball! *Oi! You're bleeding gravy, fatso! *Thanks for being such a whopping big target, mate! *I just bagged the world's fattest man! *That got you, you lard-arm simpleton! -------------------------------------------------------- Sniper > Engineer: *Dominated, you cactus eating egghead! *Take that, booksmarts! *Back to the drawing board, genius! *Not so smart with your brains outside your head, are you? *Here's a gadget you should build: one that stops my bullets! *You are inventing loads of new ways to get killed by me! -------------------------------------------------------- Sniper > Medic: *What's up, Doc?! Heh, heh, heh! *Take that, you quack! *Quit blubbering and take your medicine like a man! *Too slow, medicine woman! *Sorry there, nurse, I mistook you for an actual threat! -------------------------------------------------------- Sniper > Sniper: *The bullets come outta the slim end, mate! *Nice try, but I'm the best! *You call that sniping? *Dominated, you blind-eyed bastard! *One Sniper to another: Give! Up! -------------------------------------------------------- Sniper > Spy: *Sneak around that, you phony scoundrel! *Take that, you two-faced mongrel! *Backstab that, you snake! *Aww, did I get blood on your suit? *Cloak your way outta that, you filthy spook! *I win, you bloody, backstabbing fraud! *I was never on your side either! Wanker! =============================== Spy Domination quotes -------------------------------------------------------- Spy > Scout: *Well, off to visit your mother! *You died as you lived: running away! *Ooh, you were quick as a little bunny, weren't you? *Here lies Scout--he ran fast and died a virgin. *Weren't you supposed to be good at dodging? *May I borrow your earpiece? (mimicking Scout) 'This is Scout! Rainbows make me cry! Over!' *Nothing personal, I just had to shut you up. *So, your deadly skill is jogging? Mine is murdering people. -------------------------------------------------------- Spy > Soldier: *Maybe your colleagues will send a man next time. *I dominate you, you sluggish simpleton. *At least you died for honor -- and my amusement! *Oh, Soldier, who will they ever find to replace you? Anyone! (laughs). *They can bury you in the 'Tomb of the Unskilled Soldier!' -------------------------------------------------------- Spy > Pyro: *Dominated, you mush-mouthed freak! *Good lord! You fight like a woman! *The world will thank me for this, you monster! *Burn in Hell, you mumbling abomination! *You look like death warmed over. (chuckles). -------------------------------------------------------- Spy > Demoman: *'Kaboom', indeed, you drunken wretch! *How's that bottle of scrumpy now? *Don't feel bad; you did a fine job tossing your little balls around! *The Black Scottish Cyclops -- now extinct! *I've merely finished what your liver started! *Here's what I have that you don't: a functioning liver, depth perception and a pulse! -------------------------------------------------------- Spy > Heavy: *Oh, fat man, please! This is getting awkward! *You disgust me, fat man! *That is a diet I call 'death.' *Dominated, you fatuous, fat-headed fat man! *You died as you lived: morbidly obese! *Your precious Sandvich won't save you now, fatty! *Aww, too bad this wasn't a pie-eating contest! *What's the matter? Fat got your tongue? (laughs). -------------------------------------------------------- Spy > Engineer: *Yippee ki-yay, my dead, illiterate friend! *Howdy, partner! *Happy trails, laborer! *Did I throw a wrench into your plans? (laughs maniacally). *Not much of a quick-draw, are you, partner? *Giddyup now -- to Hell! -------------------------------------------------------- Spy > Medic: *Laughter really is the best medicine! (laughs). *Medic! Medic! Medic! (laughs maniacally). *Aww, you almost healed me to death that time! *I'm looking at your x-ray, and I'm afraid you suck! *You are such a bad doctor! (laughs). *Does it hurt when I do that? It does, doesn't it?! -------------------------------------------------------- Spy > Sniper: *Boo! You repulsive bushman! *You disgust me, filthy jar man! *No worries, mate! (laughs). *You live in a van! (laughs). *Oh, please, just stay down! *Perhaps they can bury you in that van you call 'home.' *Good day to you, mate! (laughs). -------------------------------------------------------- Spy > Spy: *Go to Hell, and take your cheap suit with you! *We all knew you were a Spy! *You are an amateur and a fool! *I'll see you in Hell... you handsome rogue! *You are an embarrassment to Spies everywhere! ===================================== I didn't include Heavy's domination quotes because his aren't class specific. Pyro and Medic don't have any domination quotes.

[@EnclaveChad]

that's a lot of text

[@alexwoogie462]

What a heckin madlad

[@MrTsar-ui8eh]

Absolute madlad

[@engineergaminghd]

*This coment need more likes*

[@NNinja1255]

I know this was 4 years ago, but how long did this take to comment?

[@maddestlad3868]

2:07 always gets me. He sounds genuinely distraught that anyone would willingly live in a camper

[@blueberryboi9426]

The Spy is just so damn cruel....

[@Thelordofcrabs86]

***** That's the soldier that's racist, not the spy.

[@LoofyGoofy789]

and funny

[@fatzach09]

Jude Pelaez spy's the best! i can see a video called "shit Spy says"

[@kingjohn2011]

***** Being rude to a country isn't racist, because nationality and race are different, fucktard.

[@nessaroni913]

+Uriah Apparatus. "Scotland is not a real country, you are an Englishman in a dress!"

[@KappaCrona]

I thought the Spy was supposed to be a gentleman: Towards Scout - "Here lies Scout. He ran fast and died a virgin." Towards Soldier - "At least you died for honour... and my amusement!" Towards Pyro - "Good Lord! You fight like a woman!" Towards Demoman - "Here's what I have that you don't: A functioning liver, depth perception and a pulse!" Towards Heavy - "You died as you lived: Morbidly Obese!" Towards Engineer - (Mocking) "Happy trails, labourer!" Towards Medic - "I'm looking at your x-ray, and I'm afraid you suck!" Towards Sniper - (Mocking) "Good day to you, mate!" Towards Spy - "Go to hell, and take your cheap suit with you."

[@tiredboi9639]

I’ll see you in hell, you handsome rouge!

[@aylenpons6682]

He's a son of a bitch. But he does it with his own enchant.

[@dreggmancurien]

The French are usually stereotyped as being Snobs.

[@ozziemahboi]

What about this one: MEDIC! MEDIC! MEDIC! HA HA HA HA HA!

[@game84cube]

"Does it hurt when I do that? It does... *DOESN'T IT?*

[@communistpootisbirb]

"Next time you want to kill a man, look him in the eyes!" Kinda ironic when you have a helmet that blocks all view of everything but the floor.

[@landlockedcroat1554]

XD TRUE

[@DuckandMikeyfan49]

Communist Pootis Birb All rockets, no brains, eh, mate?

[@Ironsides21]

Well of course he can only see the ground so he can focus of what he's aiming at while he's rocket jumping everywhere

[@skillfullyunskilled5574]

That's assuming he doesn't pull his neck 90 degrees up. Yes I know I'm not funny.

[@rikielanasui742]

But fps

[@lft3254]

3:50 I dominated a medic as spy and the spy said this, my game was loud and when he screamed it scared the shit out of me

[@Maverick13377]

Lol

[@doctorscarf8958]

Spy Jumpscare

[@GigaJinGaming3711]

Did you turn down your headset?

[@f1redr1ve]

you are SUCH a bad DOCTOR‼‼‼‼‼🔊🔊🔊🔊🔊

[@saippua0]

My absolute favourite: Engie: Oh, now you don't look like a happy camper

[@breath4255]

you just got dominated bilbo baggins

[@breath4255]

you just got dominated balbo biggins

[@breath4255]

you just got dominated bablo brabbins

[@breath4255]

you just got dominated barblo bapkins

[@breath4255]

you just got dominated bazmo bibbins

[@K4NDY_K4INA]

"GET A HAIRCUT, HIPPY!...Just incase,"~Soldier 2007

[@FLAME456X]

+xX_TheIcyOre_Xx LOOOL xD

[@chainsmoke34]

Actually 1969

[@DuckandMikeyfan49]

Frosty Pringle Fire is for cooking s’mores, son. Get a real gun!

[@goldsmith8502]

"Here lies Scout. He ran fast, and died a virgin." Lmao

[@DuckandMikeyfan49]

Jake Smith Dominated, ya shapeshiftin’ eat!

[@stormbunevitch4933]

ROASTED.

[@Grooby__]

11:22 "Your mouth wrote checks, my gun has cashed them". Badass...

[@memorableman3709]

“If god had wanted you to live HE WOULD NOT HAVE CREATED ME.”

[@awesomesmileyguy]

I love how Engie's the only one that's not screaming horrible insults at people.

[@gabrielmurillo8890]

And another thing...........ur ugly

[@thenerfedfishbutstillop8352]

+Gabriel murillo I liked that quote of engineer xD

[@navyblues6661]

"dominated, son of a b*tch"

[@clocksicko1275]

And it was the sniper who said "be polite."

[@spore6050]

Imagine all of these classes in a free for all trash talking battle

[@Juutsu]

Scout: I hate doctors! Also scout: *M e Di c!1!1*

[@pogobod2128]

he does not eat apples

[@f1redr1ve]

DOC COME ON MAN‼

[@nicholassammons3881]

​@@f1redr1veNEIN!!

[@shaddysehly5040]

just.. look up the emesis blue movie and you'll understand

[@hahahafiy]

"Doc! Come on man."

[@jasonjean5333]

Engies quote " thts what my daddy taught me to do to backstabbers" is actually really funny seeing as his father was Tfc Engie so whatever he learned would be litterally the proper way to deal with a spy seeing hoq his faher had to deal with spies in the past.

[@sammycw2000]

jason jean His dad isn't the team fortress classic engie.

[@jasonjean5333]

Look it up he is... Radigan Conagher is Engie's Granddaddy And TFC Engie is Radigan's Son... It's explained on the Wiki....

[@sammycw2000]

jason jean shore

[@hishamalshehabi5995]

+jason jean but the tfc's engi was fighting them........

[@jasonjean5333]

hisham alshehabi it's still his father....

[@bostonmolasses395]

17:17 'Shoot son, you all slow as molasses.' Holy shit this such an amazing insult from Engi to Scout. It seems simple at first; he's just calling him slow. But comparing Scout to molasses is actually a reference to the 1919 Boston Molasses Flood, which was a 35mph flood of molasses, which killed 20 people. So, he's not only drawing at this comical disaster that was caused by the absolute incompetent safety standards of Boston, but he isn't even calling Scout slow; he's just still too slow for his turret.

[@schwunkie]

boston isn't incompetent :(

[@wr3nche5]

that is an insult on the level of another dimension this is why i love engie

[@NioNoahTF222]

The best part, Engie is genuinely Smart enough to have thought of that that quick for a domination line and it probably would fall flat on scout

[@BlackdragonTheShadow]

Oh yeah I recently learned about the Boston Molasses incident… with that context it makes it funnier

[@C.A._Old]

Who knows What Cut Voicelines Still Out There?

[@thatdudebro9918]

0:03 Scout domination quotes 2:32 Spy domination quotes 5:42 Demoman domination quotes 8:32 Heavy domination quotes 9:24 Soldier domination quotes 12:50 Sniper domination quotes 15:07 Engineer domination quotes ( Hope this helps )

[@omggmer7972]

StellarGuard 1999 what,there is no medic lines

[@chairman_quartz8402]

OMG Gamer he does have lines but not many and none of them for a specific class

[@ShazalF.]

It's not often when you would be dominated by a medic, would it?

[@chairman_quartz8402]

Shazal Farooq dominating someone as medic is as simple as assisting that persons death 4 times in a row

[@beakknivemonkey1909]

Yeah thanks

[@TeddyCream0]

"Go to Hell! And tell the devil, im comin' for him next!" Is the hardest line in the entire game. 7:07

[@Originally_catchy]

He will make sure he doesn't glue him back together in hell

[@hm-mt3wj]

Scout... Engineer already built a not-dying-machine...

[@onlinecommentator2616]

Medic did

[@crazeddesk]

Yes

[@ace6897]

He built a healing machine tho.

[@jimbo1722]

hm dispenser

[@gavindillon1486]

He built the machines that kept the mann brothers alive past their prime

[@ArsSolum_]

Scout: Snarky Kid across the street. Soldier: Hateful with a hint of racism (R.I.P❤️) Pyro: Mmph Demoman: Mix of aggression and inebriation. Heavy: Giant Complex Engie: Cooled, but somewhat held back. Medic: N/A Sniper: Cruel Spy: Sadistic

[@Mr.Crawlyo]

All of them have a bit of racism

[@gigagrenade7249]

this is war so technically its normal for them to be racist

[@mylles1112]

@@Mr.Crawlyo soldier: 100% America

[@starbuckoof5219]

ONE AMERICA ROAST EVEY COUNTRY

[@starbuckoof5219]

@@gigagrenade7249 WAR IS RACIST

[@ClassicCartoonGamer]

The quotes in a nutshell Scout - Witty Solider - Borderline Racist Pyro - Mumbling Demoman - Drunk-ish Heavy - Stupid Engineer - Cool and Collected Medic - Lame Sniper - Cruel Spy - REALLY CRUEL

[@nolongeraround-m6z]

I actually think that Sniper sucks at insults, and Engineer seems a little fierce.

[@torinpellegrini162]

scout isnt really witty

[@PootisMun]

Heavy is not stoopid U are

[@Thelordofcrabs86]

Pootis Mun No u

[@Thelordofcrabs86]

Pootis Mun Nah

[@SKYDORMER]

4:26: "Here lies Scout, he ran fast and died a virgin."

[@JoaoGuilherme-fg5by]

18 minutes of men insulting each other, genius

[@Jo-Wilbe-Dina]

I like how Soldier just imitated Spy’s laugh after dominating him. *”OH-HO-HO-HO-HOOOH! You’re Dominated!”* This is why this line is just hilarious and it’s my favourite from the Soldier’s lines.

[@turkishjanitor3666]

12:36

[@user-gh8th1uk5o]

0:00 Scout 2:32 Spy 6:42 Demoman 8:32 Heavy 9:24 Soldier 12:50 Sniper 15:07 Engineer

[@allhardt3606]

i love all of spys quotes cuz hes such an asshole xD

[@AbnormalVillager]

+Yoloswag 420 agreed, the quotes are so mean, it's hilarious!

[@creativeusername2547]

No Medic?

[@agentmaryland1239]

A gentlemanly asshole :D

[@KerMaWaffLe]

Антон Antoshion What about Medic?

[@skeleguns10oooooo10]

0:00 Scout General domination 0:39 Scout Dominates a Demoman 0:48 Scout dominates a Engineer 1:00 Scout dominates a Heavy 1:29 Scout dominates a Medic 1:42 Scout dominates a Pyro 1:53 Scout dominates another Scout 1:59 Scout dominates a Sniper 2:13 Scout dominates a Soldier 2:23 Scout dominates a Spy (The Scout breaks the fourth wall twice) 2:31 Spy dominates a Demoman 2:54 Spy dominates a Engineer 3:10 Spy dominates a Heavy 3:36 Spy dominates a Medic 4:00 Spy dominates a Pyro 4:17 Spy dominates a Scout 4:46 Spy dominates a Sniper 5:08 Spy dominates a Soldier 5:26 Spy dominates another Spy 5:42 Demoman dominates another Demoman 6:00 Demoman dominates a Engineer 6:25 Demoman Dominates a Heavy 6:44 Demoman dominates a Medic 7:02 Demoman dominates a Pyro 7:14 Demoman dominates a Scout 7:39 Demoman dominates a Sniper 7:58 Demoman dominates a Soldier 8:20 Demoman dominates a Spy 8:32 Heavy General domination 9:24 Soldier dominates a Demoman 9:47 Soldier dominates a Engineer

[@Frostypower-uj4jl]

Thanks

[@Hamburger8079]

10:02 Soldier dominates a Heavy 10:20 Soldier dominates a Medic 10:37 Soldier dominates a Pyro 11:05 Soldier dominates a Scout 11:33 Soldier dominates a Sniper 12:18 Soldier dominates another Soldier 12:33 Soldier dominates a Spy 12:50 Sniper dominates a Demoman 13:02 Sniper dominates an Engineer 13:20 Sniper dominates a Heavy 13:40 Sniper dominates a Medic 13:52 Sniper dominates a Pyro 14:05 Sniper dominates a Scout 14:18 Sniper dominates another Sniper 14:31 Sniper dominates a Soldier 14:48 Sniper dominates a Spy 15:07 Engineer dominates a Demoman 15:20 Engineer dominates another Engineer 15:40 Engineer dominates a Heavy 16:13 Engineer dominates a Medic 16:41 Engineer dominates a Pyro 17:00 Engineer dominates a Scout 17:33 Engineer dominates a Sniper 17:55 Engineer dominates a Soldier 18:15 Engineer dominates a Spy And… finished!

[@pippicalze-on6db]

Tnx ​@@Hamburger8079

[@ralphthefrog3086]

scout: cocky soldier: mean pyro: evil demoman : dRuNK heavy : tough engineer: humble and clever medic: idk yet ill add to it sniper: cruel spy: cruel

[@ralphthefrog3086]

demoman: mocking medic: mocking

[@reaper5214]

Engineer is so respectful it's awesome unlike some class that I won't say it's name but it starts with sold and it ends with ier

[@GasterPoppe]

I thought Spy was either gonna be Sly Stealthy or Sophisticated

[@aloseronline4659]

Lil Diesel nah soldier is just strait up borderline racist

[@scottycz4918]

You didn't add to it.

[@Megaarn_n]

Fun fact, medic says “herr Doctor” sometimes when he thanks a fellow medic, which translates to “mister doctor” and I think that’s funny

[@CallMeElwis94]

12:50 - 15:06 Isn't the Sniper the same guy, who said "Be polite"?

[@DeathByAutoscroll]

+Lamnao Phochan Be polite, be efficient, throw piss at people

[@0IIIIII]

Elwis From Poland it's cause the Sniper has a Napoleon/inferiority complex.

[@lord2pizzaplayz486]

Be polite, be efficient kill everyone you meet

[@notfreeman6809]

Engi: 15:34

[@tailsrhtatonslice1418]

Not Freeman _b it ch_

[@cookerlv]

I just image the Engineer sitting in a chair behind his sentry getting all of these dominations and saying all of that with a smug look on his face...

[@silversalamence447]

Well now the Rancho Relaxo is a thing so now he can do all that AND drink beer.

[@thewolfgabe3656]

This is why I love TF2 so much. Sorry Overwatch but sometimes you just cant beat the original

[@christiannugraha1011]

Damn right

[@LeoSRL300]

Overwatch players would get triggered and demand Blizzard a safe space, if they hear something like these voice lines in Overwatch.

[@darnit1944]

They dont even try to beat the original. Nobody did, you people are just too insecure.

[@morecopemorerope4372]

Leonardo Villa its literally as if tumblr made a game

[@loganreed23]

@@darnit1944 lmao Jeff Caplan literally admitted TF2 was a major inspiration for them

[@sermicha5324]

14:27 you can hear pure anger (and salt) in this one line

[@atmorton0440]

There's 2 missing, I don't blame you they are rare to find. It's when the Blu Soldier dominates the Red Demoman and he says, "Dominated! But I'm still your friend..." and when the Red Demoman dominates the Blu Soldier he says, "Dominated! But your still me best mate..." These are references to the Blu Soldier and Red Demoman's past friendship that was broken up when the Administrator pitted them against eachother.

[@kichiroumitsurugi4363]

Yup. WAR update

[@DimZoltan]

These are unused

[@rawmaw]

​@@DimZoltanI'm pretty sure I heard it before

[@MrVagineer]

Pyros is the worst. His words are censored.

[@DuckandMikeyfan49]

MrVagineer They're not censored, they're just muffled because of the gas mask.

[@__pickles__]

They're so bad he didn't put in the video

[@mechanwhal6590]

huddah huddah huh.

[@Nathan-tf4ht]

MrVagineer that is hmmmm true!

[@cinnamonsplash]

Imagine that in reality he's saying something like "DOMINATED YOU F***ING SON OF A POOR EXCUSE OF A F***ING B****" and noone is aware of it because all they hear is "dwmphnphd mu mphinm mmpn mmp mph mphinm mphich"

[@nathinel.j243]

Scout = Tryhard gamers in a nutshell

[@tgslayer4774]

Toasty

[@tabbyarts3670]

Nathinel.J if tryhard gamers were funny

[@maker.11]

not all the time, they’re rarely humble

[@RollingBobbyJones]

I love how Sniper sounds really angry. Like it was little things annoying him and it built up to what we hear. Spy is supposed to be reserved but his true nature comes out here and he is as savage as he is loud

[@CosmicToad5000]

Best of each in my opinion Scout: "I eat your sandwiches, I eat 'me all!" Heavy: "You are dead, not big surprise" Demo: "Go to hell, and tell the devil, I'm coming for him next!" Spy: "Here lies scout, he ran fast and died a virgin." Soldier: I will send my condolences to your kangaroo wife" Medic: don't really have one. Pyro: ALL OF THEM Sniper: "Sorry there nurse, I mistook you for an actual threat!" Engi: you can always tell a Texan, but you can't tell 'em much."

[@nuclearwaffle3606]

You are ded. No big soup rice.

[@pepkoko2229]

Im sorry but “Youre a loooooooooong way from France, boy” takes the cake from me

[@trevorjamieson8892]

Spy: Does it hurt when I do that? It does, *DOESN'T IT!* HAHAHAHAHA!

[@stinkgood_inc]

@@pepkoko2229 "and another thing... *Your ugly"*

[@zred3879]

One of my favorite quotes is Soldiers “I will eat your ribs, I will eat them up”

[@himeyuuri1831]

My favorite of each class Scout- Yeah, come on, rage quit, make us both happy Spy -Oh soldier,who will we ever find to replace you? ANYONE!hahahaha Soldier- Scottland is not a real country, you are an English man in a dress Sniper- What's up, Doc? hahaha Heavy- You are dead, not big soup rice Engie- Did your mama didn't teach you not to play with matches? Demo- Go to hell, and tell the devil I'm coming for him next!

[@steez8337]

What's up, Doc?

[@dondeka2086]

You forgot about pyro

[@dondeka2086]

@Cakenja yeah **cries because pyro is my fav class**

[@thatoneguywiththatonename]

@@dondeka2086 wm1 + crits = people be salty.

[@ong1260]

That spy quote aged like milk in a car seat during the middle June .

[@LordVestik]

My fave domination lines for each class. Scout- Nice hustle tons' a 'fun, next time eat a salad. Soldier- Stars and Stripes beats Hammer and Sickle. Look it up! Pyro- The little ones bite, but they're still not a threat Demoman- You come wide at me again, boy, I'll stick that wrench right up yer arse! Heavy- The burning you feel? It is shame. Engineer- Just a dead little jackrabbit. Medic- Would you like a second opinion? You are also ugly! Sniper- Oi, lend us yer shovel, so i can dig yer grave!! Spy- Don't feel bad, you did a fine job tossin' your little balls around.

[@tamsuemomwife]

Where did you get pyro from?

[@greenoftreeblackofblue6625]

​@@tamsuemomwifePyro says real words sometimes but they're just mumbled. Some are real sentences, some aren't

[@ExecutionerThel]

7:22 "Don't come wide with me you pint sized mutt" probably my favorite here.

[@onlinecommentator2616]

I wish they made more creative Medic lines, they could reference other charcters health, like Spy says to the Demoman: "I merely finished what your liver started!" Like something about Demoman's liver, Heavy's obesity, Spy's lungs, and Sniper's kidneys :D But one can wish :(

[@scoutymcscoutface2957]

Medic: My extensive studies have concluded... YOU SUCK! Medic to Demoman: I could make a FINE haggis with zat marinated liver, drunkard! Medic to Scout: Keep up with your team next time, dummkopf! Medic to Soldier: Keine Heilung heute , Eimer Kopf! (No healing today, buckethead!) Medic to Heavy: It would take three gas chambers to hold you, fathead! Medic to Spy: Ohh... You were abusing those lungs anyway. You didn't need them. You would've died soon enough anyways! Here's a light for you: AT THE END OF THIS TUNNEL!

[@brandoncarino4142]

+Daniel Yowell Medic to Scout: I guess I sprained your ankle I tried

[@scoutymcscoutface2957]

+Brandon Carino: Medic to Scout: Hahahahaha, I'm afraid those legs REQUIRED an amputation. This shall be the first needle zat WON'T help you run. Keeping fit couldn't save you then! Ahahahahahaha... AAAHH, ARCHIMEDES!!!

[@brandoncarino4142]

+Daniel Yowell damm you good XD

[@scoutymcscoutface2957]

+Brandon Carino Give me a bong and three bags of speed and I could do better

[@michaelkemel9711]

"Your mouth wrote checks! My gun has cashed them!" Why don't I hear that more often? That's a great one!

[@potato1341]

Michael Kemel if you dominate more people as soldier, you'll hear it :3

[@adamkampen]

Repeat after me: mhmhmhmmph I'M DEAD! One of my favourite scout quotes

[@perlecta]

yeah

[@DuckandMikeyfan49]

Adamk Kampen Hey, who’s on fire now?

[@metalac7722]

@@DuckandMikeyfan49 oh i know, me

[@lukascase5054]

Engineer's nicknames for the classes: Demo: -Eyepatch -Eyehole Engi: -Hardhat -Son of a BEACH Heavy: -Slim -Chuckwagon -Pork Drippings -Corncakes -Fat Man -UGLY -Fat Boy Medic: -Doc -Sawbones -Miracle Man Pyro: -Smokey -Mumbles -Ma'am Scout: -String Bean -City Boy -Little Feller -Jackrabbit -Stretch Sniper: -Campground -Down Under -Unhappy Camper Soldier: -Rocket Boy -Yankee Spy: -Turncoat -Snake

[@AzelfandQuilava]

Imagine if the Medic had domination lines, I think one to the Pyro would be "I've seen under your mask... it's good thing your dead..."

[@dulguunnorjinbat6136]

Lol

[@lem0nadina]

Are you still alive?

[@AzelfandQuilava]

@@lem0nadina Me? Yeah.

[@rainbowrosie4884]

Best character quotes in a video game ever :D

[@thelittlegremlin6859]

what

[@thelittlegremlin6859]

wait how do you know?

[@rainbowrosie4884]

***** I did? "Sure abdul" ;D

[@thelittlegremlin6859]

wut

[@thelittlegremlin6859]

how the hell do you know my name

[@gremblo5895]

"HERE'S A SCHEMATIC FOR YA, MY ASS!" I'm dying XD

[@metalac7722]

earacting an **ass**

[@coldzoroark6440]

9:38 will always be my favorite

[@basedredneckredpillhobo9280]

"More rockets than brains, eh?" That's me as soldier on casual

[@mariobros68]

"This American's boot just kick your ass back to Rusia" Every Trolldier in HighTower.

[@bryanpham2060]

Scout: You'll never hit me,you'll never hit my tiny head,its so tiny,I got a freaken tiny head!

[@korrenthereaper4357]

"Oh Soldier, who will they ever find to replace you!?" No one... Rick May was, is and forever will be OUR Soldier.

[@_heavyweaponsguy]

Go play your pinko-chess game with the Devil, Commie!

[@jollygrapefruit786]

Overwatch mercenaries: "Oooh sick burn lolz" or sometimes literally fucking "im sorry" Tf2 Mercs: Fucking cruel and psychotic

[@quiver5756]

Most of Overwatch characters are not mercenaries. They're literally heroes.

[@coolnineteenfourthreethreesix]

@@quiver5756 ?????????

[@TsarButterfly]

LOL Pyro would Mmmph. Mmph. Mmmmmmmmmmph! the whole time.

[@h0m3st4r]

I actually made a video about that...

[@uhohuhhlol2903]

XD that killed me

[@brandoncarino4142]

He's actually saying stuff tho

[@brandoncarino4142]

there is a website that translates it

[@toxicscratch5245]

Translation: SUCK IT, YE BITCH!

[@Heligoland360]

5:18 "Oh Soldier, who will they find to replace you?" No-one :'(

[@thenostalgiakid1]

Scout: Obnoxious Solider: Racist Pyro: Huddah Huddah Huh Demoman: Incoherent Heavy: Crazed Engineer: Quietly and politely sarcasric. Medic: Intimidating. Sniper (Quiet): Bitter and contemptuous. Sniper (Loud): Pissed off (geddit?) Spy: Cruel

[@commandershepard8353]

Tywin Lannister sarcastic*

[@udohh]

How is soldier racist?

[@steealconwyrick1999]

That is pretty much perfect.

[@Mr.Crawlyo]

All of them have a bit of racism to em

[@Catty_Wampus4610]

@@udohh It cause he's calling everyone names based off of their ethnenticity I think?

[@Rexthebrave]

4:54 idk why i love this spy line

[@mahderahman278]

You realize that was sniper right he lives in the van

[@commitfelonyfeline]

HAHAHAHAHA- YOU LIVE IN A *VAN!* AHAHAHAHA-

[@ArodoraaLP]

Still though, Valve totally could have added domination lines. I'm positive that if they added different Pyro noises people would notice! And it would be a nice change!

[@Hamantha]

Not to mention how basic Heavy’s are

[@StormTeeVee]

"The worse she can say is no" She: 3:10

[@m3t4lmancer]

Jesus, Sniper! What happened to "Be polite?"

[@PersianSlashuur]

They stopped paying him for that.

[@wily39josue]

Strahinja Panic In my case they stopped paying my sniper to be eficient and have a plan to kill everyone you need :/

[@PersianSlashuur]

Interesting.

[@wily39josue]

***** DUN DUN DUUUUN :O

[@FLAME456X]

+K MT hahah in the heat of battle THERE IS NO BEING POLIIITE X:D .

[@wr3nche5]

17:25 "Quick as a hiccup ain'tcha? Huh. *Not quick enough.* " that's terrifying

[@TheVerseG]

12:36 HON HON HON HON

[@silentreadingtimev1]

Verse G. HON

[@biraptor6205]

YOU DOMINATED.

[@tigre7303]

8:48 Closed Captioning: I have squashed you like *bog*

[@Bnjesus777]

12:46 literally me every day every single time

[@acasualbeancan246]

My favourite part about this is that you can tell which classes they’re talking to just by the lines.

[@sharinganmoon]

"This is scout rainbows make me cry"

[@DuckandMikeyfan49]

PixelChaos Hey, look! You shapeshifted into a dead guy!

[@DerpyDerp123456789]

4:17 "Well, off to Visit your Mother!"

[@blakeskit]

SAME

[@jwsmi]

Sorry there, Nurse! I mistook you for an actual threat!

[@richard4888]

Go to hell and take your ceap suit with you

[@bolbithefuhrer5368]

Maria Lindström may I borrow your ear peace "this is scout, rainbows make me cry"

[@CitpostShentral]

RED Spy and another thing, you're ugly. - 204

[@baconga_]

"Here lies scout he ran fast and died a virgin"

[@Warhawk778]

You're on every TF2 video I go to. Jesus christ.

[@synso6527]

"Scotland is not a real country, you're an english man with a dress" God i love Soldier

[@shakefl]

god sniper was the best to listen to :P

[@FLAME456X]

+XuticX hahahaha i con cur XD One sniper to another XD

[@FLAME456X]

xD roflamo xD welcome to the united states of you just got dominated. XD LOL.

[@shakefl]

you live in a... campa van! :P

[@TheDJMinerPiggy]

+FLAME4564 "Scotland is not a real country, you are an Englishman with a dress."

[@shakefl]

it's hard to backstab someone when he's beatin' your fricken head in huh?

[@balkU1]

"Take that, you dumb bib-wearin' dope." Scout is my favorite class, gameplay and in character.

[@nukecatsvideoplant]

spy is cruel and engineer sounds like a parent

[@SGR403]

I love how Spy's quotes are mostly personal, like it shows his infiltrator persona, meanwhile Heavy's are more general and just plain insults showing his more simplistic nature.

[@sammichbread]

Everyone's an ass to Heavy D: ... Everyone's an ass to everyone D:

[@endereaper]

True Nabstablook

[@josetraje9836]

Even themselves

[@sammichbread]

jose traje trust no one not even yourself

[@ballerrr273]

not even yourself's self

[@thenerfedfishbutstillop8352]

pyro isn't mean since you can't understand him.

[@MikeJr9284]

Out of all the domination quotes, Scout, Spy, Sniper and Solder's ones have to be the meanest.

[@ianfontanet4230]

If there was a japanese dub of tf2, the voice cast would be like this: Tatsuya Kakihara as Scout Rikiya Koyama as Soldier Unknown actor as Pyro Hochu Ohtsuka as Engineer Kenta Miyake as Heavy Weapon Guy Hisao Egawa as Demoman and Monoculus Toshiyuki Morikawa as Medic Takehito Koyasu as Sniper Keiji Fujiwara, then Kenichi Suzumura, as Spy Mitsuko Horie as The Announcer Aya Hirano as Miss Paulings And Shigeru Chiba as Merasmus, Bombinomicon, Headless Horsemann, and the Mann brothers. With Jouji Nakata as Saxton Hale

[@scottriddell3514]

I like that very much it be more like western media borrowing anime

[@neko-love60]

Allow me to guide you guys with the VAs notable roles, in the same order and skipping the Pyro: - Natsu (Fairy Tail), Simon (Guren Lagann), Wanderer (Genshin Impact) - Taiga (Yakuza series), Kogoro (Detective Conan), Yamato (Naruto) - Jiraiya (Naruto), Tokushiro (Golden Kamuy), Urokodaki (Demon Slayer) - All Might (MHA), Scar (FMA), Avdol (JoJo) - Killer Bee (Naruto), Danzomaru (Bleach), Dojima (Yakuza series) - Minato (Naruto), Kira (JoJo), Sephiroth (FF7) - DIO (JoJo), Zeke (AoT), Toji (Jujutsu Kaisen) - Leorio (HxH), Hughes (FMA), Nohara (Shinchan), Reno (FF7) _Sadly, he has passed away back in 2020, 2 years after OP's comment was made_ - Obotchaman (Dr. Slump), Akko (Himitsu no Akko-chan), Upa (Dragon Ball), mostly sing old magical girls openings and narrators - Haruhi (Haruhi Suzumiya), Lucy (Fairy Tail), Misa (Death Note) - Hojo (FF7), Jigoro (Demon Slayer), Buggy (One Piece) - Alucard (Hellsing), Sol (Guilty Gear series), Sojiro (Persona 5) I'd vote Kenichi Suzumura as the replacement for Spy.

[@skitof1005]

2:49 and demoman has a functioning lungs

[@TheNotSoRealJeff2]

Demo is dead so not really functioning.

[@Slightlyacousticman]

Has a functioning lungs OK Demo main

[@arkaanbounce526]

What why you angy bro thats just a qustion not a roast too you

[@10yearoldscrub19]

How to rage quit an entire team on a fanbase that hates each other 1) Learn ALL the domination/revenge scout lines (took me 5 months to do it 2)Buy a Mic 3)Yell them (at random) on and overwatch server 4)Profit Also Spy,Sniper,Engi and soldier fit very well. But scout have the best

[@bryrrock]

"MEDIC, MEDIC, MEDIC!" Damn, hearing that must be humilliating.

[@fluffigefledermaus218]

Luckily, the Medic in question won't be able to hear them

[@stubb_4]

Scout said "Deutsch-bag" instead of "douchebag" I'm guessing?

[@creativeusername2547]

Deutsch - German

[@stubb_4]

+Tolle gamer I know

[@drunkgrandpa2586]

Doicebag

[@toxicscratch5245]

Its because of his accent.

[@stubb_4]

no, because "douche" would be pronounced with a "sh" sound, no matter what accent

[@LilanDeSilva]

9:18 You are ded, not big soup-rice.

[@norton.r.m]

11:54 I really love those Bilbo refs.

[@CantOpener]

1:38 Scout: "I HATE DOCTORS! 😡" Also Scout: "Doc, Come on man."

[@samthesamthesam]

"i eat ALL your sandwiches, I EAT 'EM ALL" why say it so fast?

[@IBACAU123]

*I JUST BAGGED THE WORLD'S FATTEST MAN*

[@CrackHead001]

“Oh soldier, who will they ever find to replace you.” No one... No one...

[@Issengan]

Let us take a moment of silence