[TF2] How To Make Heavy's Sandvich IRL!

[@BeepBoopBee]

You can make the sandwich even tastier by making slight adjustments. These are still in line with the actual recipe, but increase the taste experience much more than you'd expect. 1. This particular sandwich is easier to make with square bread instead. The ingredients get more evenly distributed over the bread that way and it makes the sandwich easier to cut diagonally, creating an overall more satisfying eating experience. 2. Try to center the ingredients on the bread for similar reasoning. When using multiple slices of something (like the turkey and cheese), place them in a way that covers as much area of the bread. 3. Use a type of celery that has big leafs and is a little more firm and crunchy. It creates a pleasant contrast with the soft ingredients. 4. You can use certain types of Gouda cheese too. They tend to have a slightly more rich flavor and are a bit more firm. They tend to pair better with ham too. 5. If you can, try to find fresh olives (not deli ones or ones from a jar). They're more firm and it eliminates the taste of brine. Brine often doesn't pair well with other ingredients, especially on sandwiches. Do with this information what you will. But I definitely recommend giving it a try

[@yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh]

Since when were fresh olives a thing

[@pogcat6965]

i always assumed that the sandvich was always 12 inchs judging by the size by measuring it with each classes hands

[@omkarpadale5517]

Each? Heavy can only eat

[@Panicky]

I guess subway isn’t the only place you can get a foot long

[@Godzillafan204]

@@omkarpadale5517all can as long as heavy throws it towards them

[@Fernsaur]

"And just like that we have everything we need to make the heavy video" The buffallo steak sandvich waiting in the corner to give you salmonella:

[@MrMild-sv7is]

I’d like to see someone try to make the robo sandvich

[@badmanmcanderson4819]

Don't forget the festive sandvich. Bust out the leftover giftwrap

[@TF2Sci]

I was thinking about preparing a steak, but I am intolerant to red meat and would probably vomit.

[@MrMild-sv7is]

@@TF2Sci Isn't the steak sandvich raw anyway? I think you'd vomit either way, unless you're an Uber chad heavy main.

[@MrMild-sv7is]

@@badmanmcanderson4819 IMO, I think the festive sandvich could be pretty cool cake. the gift wrap could be fondant.

[@slysamuel5902]

Does eating raw meet make you better at playing melee heavy?

[@crack9014]

Maybe, maybe, but i have yet to meet someone who can outsmart BOOLET

[@Shadowpon_yt]

No, but it does make you better at getting diseases.

[@KozelPraiseGOELRO]

It gives the yellow looking skin, but no minicrits. And then you have that horrible pain.

[@bruhthatexists]

@@isaac922 I'm pretty sure throwing piss jar at enemy is effective : |

[@bruhthatexists]

@@isaac922 Although if you're a sniper and close range to enemy, it's surely means that you're bad at sniping

[@AngerTF22]

In a voice line heavy says “ Baloney, perfect fuel for killing” maybe make it again with baloney

[@FoxderjaAwdFox]

Isn't it called Bologna? At least that's what I'm getting from the TF2 wiki

[@bltcatwich]

@@FoxderjaAwdFox that’s the correct spelling 👍

[@TF2Sci]

I must redeem myself.

[@gabrielp4392]

He also says “It’s just ham!”

[@NovaProspekt19]

Don't run,it's just ham!

[@roundtable4963]

Does Obesity make you better at Heavy?

[@mahuba2553]

My doctor called me morbidly a beast so I think so

[@TeaserTravlein]

@@mahuba2553 morbiusly obese

[@channelchannelchannelchannel]

@@mahuba2553 morbiusly a beast*

[@clockworkpotato9892]

@@channelchannelchannelchannel 🗿🗿🗿🗿

[@Uncommom]

MatPat, where you at?

[@coolest_turtle]

It would have been so funny if the video cut with half a frame of a whole steak looking like the buffalo steak sandwich slapping all the food on the plate falling on top of it

[@QuackZack]

For my recipe I did honey ham, smoked turkey, and deli beef bologna. Though I think the real "canon" sandvich is just bologna with chicken or turkey and ham. There's no white meats in the game model and the diagram did say "meat AND poultry group". Also there's two slices of meat in the game model, so that'd make a lot of sense. Highly recommend a mayonnaise spread or any condiments/seasonings!

[@Otto500206]

The canon is the type of meat being optional. The sandwiches "Meet the Sandwich" video and TF2 haves only bologna in it. Also it doesn't haves that much cheese too.

[@hylianmango8272]

based asf though I personally like putting a bit of ketchup + mayo on each bread slice and stacking it meat (chicken deli slices) cheese (preferably white) 2 tomato slices and lettuce. I personally dont do the olive because its really cumbersome but I do the epic diagonal slice

[@mahuba2553]

I think that kinda over saturates the taste, having it raw is better

[@hylianmango8272]

@@mahuba2553 true but Im American so yknow oversaturation in food isnt a concept

[@ditto-w]

diagonal slice is the only proper way to eat a sandwich

[@majickman]

@@hylianmango8272 Guess I'm not American

[@hylianmango8272]

@@ditto-w sandvich*

[@Dr_Dan_]

Thank you for this tutorial! After i consumed the sandvich i felt suddenly stronger and accidentally killed 2 people on the way

[@channelchannelchannelchannel]

Nice! How high is your killstreak?

[@ericvandenavond8748]

@@channelchannelchannelchannel 2

[@greenlemon9155]

the real deal is making the sandwich while handling a spinning minigun at the same time

[@j100j]

In 30 seconds

[@greenbeastofthehiddenleaf]

I love how the captions actually say ''sandvich'' . Really shows how popular TF2 is

[@TF2Sci]

Just because everyone was commenting it. I also bought a steak as another thing for the heavy video.

[@Frostash]

Please make a tutorial on how to make Sniper's Jarate In real life.

[@technical_difficulties_]

Okay but you need to eat it raw like heavy does

[@amperesim6304]

@@Frostash You.. you know that's just piss, right?

[@drillbitz2816]

@@amperesim6304 Wow, really?

[@eregarthelrucad3234]

next time use bolongia, it might say meat and poultry group but it does not have turkey, its just the group

[@operatormike2600]

Now, we must add the final touch.... *BACON*

[@kbashley720]

Wait so why does Heavy sometimes scream baloney? Is he fibbing!?

[@TF2Sci]

I have always thought bologna and ham were the same thing. There are many different types of bologna so it could be a variety of different things.

[@Luksed12]

@@TF2Sci Hearted your own comment. Truly a chad move💪💪

[@FaustY2K]

It's all a load of baloney

[@codyholley]

@@TF2Sci bologna is closer to spam then ham (it could actually be made of multiple meats and animal byproducts)

[@gavmansworkshop5624]

I'm making sandviches like this now. I fkn love olives too so I'm glad that's a thing here.

[@TF2Sci]

I eat so many olives lmao. I recently tried Castelvetrano olives, which go great in salads.

[@dunlopbr1026]

ty, now i can finally carry a minigun without breaking my legs

[@ChrisHinners008]

1:13 10/10 approved sandwich

[@toadboydude5015]

Extra points for Spelunky music.

[@TF2Sci]

I love spelunky so much.

[@dripthanos5595]

tbh back in my childhood i tried making the sandvich IRL and it didn't look as good as this.

[@euantheyutyrannus]

That looks freaking delicious

[@cheesepop7175]

mortal the ingredients from bottom to top are Slice of Bread Bologna Cheese Tomato (or pepperonis, same thing.) Ham slice Lettuce Slice of Bread Toothpick with an olive (or blueberry) on it slice the sandwich into triangles

[@mistaht5777]

Watch out Binging With Babish, we got a new chef on the streets

[@nerdicusdorkum2923]

What, no sauces? Man, I'd break canon, and slap on a good layer of mayo and spicy mustard. I'd personally also swap the white bread for more hearty bread, like whole wheat or rye, but that's more personal tastes for that one.

[@verypersonalfruit5290]

I always eat sandwiches like heavy for no reason

[@ckinggaming5bucketmadness766]

Isn’t heavy’s line about bologna

[@cynthcat8248]

"don't run! it's just ham!"

[@ckinggaming5bucketmadness766]

@@cynthcat8248 2 lines about bologna and 1 line about ham(the one you mentioned) in the sandvich specific responses

[@alexzemaitis1207]

I think the sandwich actually has bologna in it

[@altofant]

Damn now I really miss Swiss cheese also olives sound good rn

[@shaafayahmad3630]

SANDVICH!! (furious chewing intensifies)

[@timtimzollabim5743]

That's a lot of health!

[@GodfamZeta42069]

nice. consumable

[@Themrlol2]

Sandvich make me stronk!

[@jalontf2]

Not a fan of raw tomato. Updownvoted

[@dapperfield595]

Who in their right mind *cooks* tomato for a sandwich??

[@TF2Sci]

@@dapperfield595 if you make a panini in a sandwich press it can be very good if done right!

[@RealRoyville]

Nice video CF, im glad this video got some views

[@luuc4sflp]

Yay, I was looking for one these for a while. Also, "does eating sandwiches make you better at heavy?"

[@ankalagonchik]

Кулинарный рецепт, который я в силах повторить, наконец-то

[@Reniibooo]

*Oh my god... Who touch my sandwich!*

[@ttvtecv]

You could've also compared the banana to the banana that's also an consumable for heavy in tf2 just for fun

[@NickIvanRowan]

Watch out. Gordon ramsay is judging your every move

[@Dr.gangsterpillsytrealtf]

Does eating candy cane makes you better at playing pyro? (Lollichop)

[@tangytoucan9832]

Now you gotta do, "does pissing in a jar while playing tf2, make you better at sniper?"

[@tangytoucan9832]

If not the does drinking pi-

[@TF2Sci]

@@tangytoucan9832 I dressed up as sniper for middle school Halloween one year and brought a mason jar filled with lemonade as my water bottle for the day.

[@tangytoucan9832]

@@TF2Sci i bet that got you bonus points

[@romanc7658]

I once wanted to try it and made one myself (we sadly have no bologne) I tried it and it was good But i didnt like the tomatos So next time,i left them out I tried again even better Fast forward I have been eating this specific variation of heavies sandvich for 1 year now and its way healthier than all the garbage i ate before

[@Leo_8753]

"sandwich make me strong!"

[@Melonhello425]

i tried it and i have no regrets

[@Foxy57537]

This would be good.

[@TriggerzConnors]

The second banana its a straight forward banana lol

[@skyltie]

i love how he doesnt make the second banana appear

[@TF2Sci]

I couldn't find a transparent image for the second banana lol.

[@Null42x86]

Perfection

[@SDT493]

Anyone else remember trying to make this in real life back in the day?

[@ddmoc-doodles]

This is very helpful, thanks.

[@wildwilly356]

wow I thought that it would never be done thank you very cool

[@bumpermanthesecond615]

All that's left is to eat it and om nom nom mhm om nom sandvich make me stroooong!!

[@Soupdog4557]

I went through with most of the steps on 0:08s screen but I did 1. Toasted the bread 2. Buttered one side 3. Lettuce then honey ham. This sanvich is good

[@monsterfanatic5344]

That is a . . . THICK sandwich.

[@randomasianperson_]

Heavy wants to know your location.

[@kanyemidwest293]

Is engineers philosophy of “more gun” actually effective?

[@jasonblundelldobebussing]

Nice! This is what we really wanted. I remember trying to make бутерброд Пулемётчика once when I was young. And бутерброд was alright. 😁📸

[@Iwastolazytothinkofaname821]

It’s perfect

[@PlasticPatato]

man really had to heal

[@grapepublic6420]

you're a genius

[@thespriteofhumanity]

Next, How to make jarate in real life!

[@jacobhebert667]

"Does having sex with my coworker's mother make me better at Spy?" :)

[@goatreal6545]

pelunky shopping music

[@davidmartin1312]

coulda used Russian Rye!!! edit: Unrelated but i randomly have 2 fusion sandvich ideas 1 - Surf & Turf Sandvich (Buffalo Steak + Fish Cake) 2 - Banana Chip Ice Cream Sandvich (Dalokohs BAr + 2nd Banana)

[@TF2Sci]

Sanvich and Jarate combo.

[@VoidKos]

Good good... now make the festive and robot one

[@antoniocornejo3818]

Sandvich make me storng!

[@BurnoutRevengeForThePS2.643]

S A N D V I C H

[@z𠄢]

Thanks now im full of sandvish

[@Airier8]

I’m making this for national sandwich day

[@BurlyBob]

Does lighting people on fire make you better at Pyro?

[@dotapazappy]

It looks good but also upsets me there's no mayo or some kind of sauce

[@lucasbko8867]

Do sandwiches make you better with heavy?

[@maxdax530]

Did I just watch a tutorial on how to make a sandwich?

[@jongman157]

neat!

[@jobelplayedminecraft3700]

so filling haha!

[@anthonygaff1303]

This was cool

[@Im-user769]

THE HEAVY IS NOT DEAD ANYMORE

[@bogan5585]

Nice !

[@anjalipatel531]

Thank you

[@PyroTFIndustries]

nom nom

[@sasadsa2332]

The real question is... Does it taste any good?

[@TF2Sci]

Yes!

[@Stone_Orchids]

Nice 👍

[@ProfessionalEepyHead]

Heavy, I’m real!!!!

[@susamogus8331]

Ok that's cool and all but what is the Banana at the end supposed to represent??? I have never seen a a banana in tf2 before but I only played after jungle inferno is it a scrapped item?

[@Shadowpon_yt]

Does listening to fast/intense music make you better at scout?

[@D-S-G.]

No but I think drinking several times your body weight in sugar will

[@Shadowpon_yt]

Slightly off topic, I feel like the sugar rush from Bonk would make you feel like the flash and then the crash would result in your death.

[@Zakavian_SCR.-u.o.f.c-acofic]

It the taste good?

[@ronrandombg5631]

nais mate

[@wind4296]

wheres fishcake? and robo sandwich?

[@kanyemidwest293]

Do hallucinogenics make you better at pyro? (Because of the similarities of pyrovision and chemically altered perception of reality)

[@IXGreywolfXI]

What?! It’s just ham!

[@MrEwwkid]

Sadly I don’t have ham but I do have turkey

[@timboulder]

hi , awesome

[@JimBimBum]

poultry is commonly chicken.

[@santarau24daweeb73]

nom nom nom

[@cristinagomez3283]

Wait at the end where tf is the steak tho

[@MelDano_OFF]

And.. It healed you 300 hp?

[@eliwatchyoutube]

Where is nom nom scene bruh

[@ruslanmeboi1521]

Bro, how do you make Heavy's Second Banana from Team Fortress 2?

[@Mr._Unlucky]

Grab banana Done

[@Bl0kymtt]

Does smoking make you better at spy?

[@justinrau9011]

No mayo?

[@hongkong_er571]

Where is metal?