TF2 - Irritable Contract Worker

[@AEGIS386]

1:00 TRY ANOTHER

[@soildwaluigi]

Remember when jerma made a video on how the classic is a super fun weapon.

[@Jerma985]

solidwaluigi I do. It still is fun to use. I think because they changed a bunch of items in the last few years, and left a handful in the dark is why I find it sort of unappealing at this point.

[@fadesfffeee5919]

+Jerma985 jermas up late up to no good

[@fadesfffeee5919]

+Jerma985 jermas up late up to no good

[@fadesfffeee5919]

jermas up late up to no good

[@fadesfffeee5919]

+Jerma985 lol luv the intro

[@oskoldir]

Dude! I always love when Jerma calls us the "Banana Bros", wish he used this great intro more often!

[@Chuckstein88]

people are gonna say how lucky Jerma is, but the truth is Gaben witnessed the suffering of a loyal vassal, and bestowed upon him the one tool to cleanse his coffee of all spit.

[@Juleris]

Chuckstein88 Your profile picture fits that speech so well.

[@BaconBlitzz]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@LordVader1094]

Chuckstein88 Praise lord Gaben.

[@mayhem-maus]

+Arch-Templar Juleris I am dying of laughter I think I'm gonna barf I just can't oh god everything that's funny has wiped outta my mind and the only thing that's left in my mind that profile pic and the speach--*rip TF2 BLU Robot Medic has died from laughter*

[@LordVader1094]

TF2 BLU Robot Medic How does a robot barf.

[@LifeorDeath2077]

Was I the only one who expected that crate to have the worst possible thing in it? Like a crappy well worn shotgun?

[@Marshkip779]

LifeorDeath2077 Battle Scarred Brick House.

[@Thewalrus0275]

try 5 old countries. 4 minimal wear, 1 field tested.

[@Marshkip779]

That's not an unbox item though lol

[@Sircumcision]

Maxwell Engel Oh my god I thought I was the only one!

[@pholanx5796]

I thought he would get a strange unusual and turn the whole irritation thing around completely

[@ChBoler]

Sters Contract Video: "God that window is so obnoxious who even stands there it's such an obvious spot" Jermas Contract Video: "Oh hey this windows a great spot"

[@MrTtawesome]

l.o.l.

[@FlixBoi]

Jerma I couldn't help but noticed that you seemed a little irritated this video

[@samepicgamer]

VideoVendor you dont saaaayyyyy

[@CrayonsYummyYummy]

Sam Legler He did say

[@raveelemental4928]

+iEat Crayons MMMM WATCHA SAY

[@Samk1106]

VideoVendor Jerma is mad part 4

[@AnthonyJiang868]

Samk1106 JERMA VS STAR JERMA VS STAR EVERYONE WANTS TO SEE THIS HAPPEN

[@TheMornal]

THERE'S BLOOD IN THE BOX

[@TheMornal]

***** IT'S BLOOD THE BOX IS JUST BLOOD

[@thegarbageman8713]

#lootget

[@ButterPlace]

***** THERES BOX IN THE BLOOD! #getloot

[@hierogliphix]

#gootlet

[@explanationmark_]

"what's in the box? what's in the fucking box??" THERE'S BLOOD INSIDE THIS BOX

[@TheSquishyTaolem]

what was with the banana intro

[@gyro1488]

Taolem i dunno maybe he wanna fuck minions?

[@diamondchestplate4456]

banas

[@Wtfboomdps]

Taolem Because he's part of the illuminaytay 9gag army. Kappa

[@theoryoftheinnocent]

Taolem Bananaland

[@connor3915]

Taolem That's what I was wondering:p

[@pumpkinpie2987]

"Congratulations, you now have the opportunity to spend $2.50!"

[@kmarcie]

Jerma unboxed $20 after being irritated. Lucky. Wish I could get paid 17.50 to get irritated.

[@MrBooddaa1]

***** #LOOTGET

[@matthewneitman4333]

17.80

[@kmarcie]

Matthew Neitman I'm in Canada. It said 23 dollars so I just rounded it down as an estimate. Sorry mathematic guy :(

[@matthewneitman4333]

There is not only one t you know

[@Crawfishness]

***** People are willing to pay $500 for a virtual knife with a gradient paintjob. You must be new to Valve economics.

[@scarybird7349]

Really hyped for the August Edition of Dork Cube!

[@RainbowFart]

#lootget

[@jimmy4009]

RainbowFart _ #IrrotationGet

[@MrTehAlex]

Jimmy004 so close

[@deandingus_]

scarybird2 #lootrekt

[@Kylirr]

scarybird2 I was hyped too. But that was before the plague hit. Can we stop spamming unfunny throwback jokes yet?

[@captainvafeas9018]

Finally seeing Jerma use the Sniper Rifle he unboxed here in his most recent return to the game was like Captain America finally wielding Thor's hammer

[@Dave-ei4jp]

I just watched his new crate unbox stream and he showed this sniper rifle What a coincidence that i watched this video next

[@TeaIngyer]

When Jerma gets stabbed, I like to imagine Mr Paladin laughing

[@mongoose1582]

+Felipe Jaquez he is a spy

[@jake4739]

Yes. Yes he is.

[@jake4739]

Yes. Yes he is.

[@Kai-up2cq]

who?

[@TeaIngyer]

ur ugleh Mr Paladin

[@Alandus64]

Jerma wasn’t lying when he said that bananas were his thing. That Easter egg really was for him! 😲

[@cheesebooba]

all hail the banana bros!

[@shicklgruber4023]

I challenge all 454 855 subscribers of Jerma to fart in his coffee.

[@Tobuscvenom]

as if we all havn't done it yet

[@michaelaz531]

That moment a reply has more likes then the comment...

[@h2_993]

Mike Smith that moment when your English is bad...

[@dylanp629]

***** I used to fart in people's coffee That was before the plague hit ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@michaelaz531]

Hutson Horton love you too

[@Rickumans]

that timing with the map ending in a victory at 7:25 was just perfect.

[@gibustheinfamous]

There's no fucking way the intro for this video had bananas for the last 6 years

[@amundkringensamuelsen647]

Factory new assassin grade? Meanwhile I get only lowest grade weapons and none of them are factory new... Gaben, why?

[@The_Endless_Now]

Because Jerma is a KZbinr and he has to get people into opening cases.

[@HoverBot]

Meanwhile I just got 24 Civic Duty shotguns in a row, all Field-Tested. Kill me.

[@The_Endless_Now]

Hover Bot ´Lol

[@JackFroster]

+Hover Bot Hey, at least your Civil Duty's are Field Tested. Over here im rocking 8 Well Worn ones and counting.

[@XNautPhD]

+TheJackFroster Well Worn is more rare than Field Tested.

[@jasonli3404]

I kind of wonder how hard Muselk's going to cry when he sees the end of the video...

[@SpikedZenMain]

smgs smgs everywhere

[@mutilator97]

SpikedZen yes, I agree. Just crying smg's.

[@Raging]

***** 17 dollars on the market.

[@RainbowPuschel]

***** How to make stuff expensive in TF2, make it PINK or LIME GREEN!

[@GentleMu]

Mass Celsius Indeed...

[@darkesthour4329]

lets fart in jerma's coffee

[@211Appolo]

Justin Lee "This coffee tastes like somebody fahted in my face."

[@JackFroster]

+And your point being? Jerma's shining moment for me was that quote. Brings a tear to my eye even now.

[@drdogface3]

I tried but accidentally took a massive shit square into his coffe jug. It's like fully submerged, that coffe is beyond salvage

[@JagEterCoola]

Justin Lee Coffee fart in lets Jerma's.

[@681nm6]

Justin Lee yes

[@HQ_Default]

Comin' back six years later to start my classic era Jerma marathon. I remember watching this video back when it came out, never would've thought it would be the last one to use this thumbnail format.

[@dewok2706]

yeah it's the last one to be fucking GOOD

[@gamemaster1385]

my only question is was your intro a callback to bananaland because you were using the classic or nah

[@samepicgamer]

that gameguy if so, thats pretty clever

[@malhekai]

that gameguy Jerma and Ster need to return to the world of Bananaland, They'll find that much has changed since their absence...

[@The_Dev_175]

My god....I remembered that video.... Boy it was funny

[@reevsy3]

+HK C good times :D

[@TobiasWhisperwind]

Jerma gets more views than Tobuscus now

[@SuperGamerNinja1]

You finished that contract with the Classic and the TF2 gods were like, "This dude earned it." And got you that lovely piece of head shootin candy.

[@furiousfinch1587]

I opened one of those boxes once. Got a Low Profile. Well Worn. Never again.

[@creme8338]

well worn smgs, most unboxed item 2015. never forget

[@PizzboyGetsPizzas]

What's up fellow Banana Bros?

[@gibustheinfamous]

Yummy delicious banana.

[@sonikkuffffff]

my obsession with tf2 was also ended by greed for immaterial items i'm still not sure today if that was a good thing

[@brexdahlir4510]

Jerma you and star make the best tf2 videos

[@d.n5287]

The intro of this video is a 'classic'

[@vooshoos]

this video is almost 7 years old now.

[@waffleiron3695]

Banana Bros! Potassium Power!

[@LenkyLad]

that intro was bananas

[@L-Mop]

Teh BrownieMixx that pun was bananas

[@rodbot]

1:00 TRY ANOTHER!

[@doyouliftmen9833]

AY JERMA MY DORK CUBE NEVER CAME IN I AM A VERY DISGRUNTLED CUSTOMER AND I DAMN SATISFACTION.

[@3three3three3three]

why was his intro bananas

[@skudzer1985]

Damn I wish Jerma would get back into TF2 again...

[@KonchokTW]

I was pretty irritated coming to this video. Seeing Jerma irritated made me less irritated.

[@Lardo99]

holy shit this was over a year ago. Where the fuck has the time gone?

[@Gamerspot0]

Jerma can you upload more videos? You're one of the only few KZbinrs I like to watch.

[@NOEYEDGURL]

Potassium power🔥🔥🔥✊

[@Stormbringer88]

Love seeing Jerma's reactions in this. Shame it was his last tf2 video

[@james7817]

I wouldn't be surprised if Jerma actually unboxed like 20 crates but just clipped all the blues out and left the pink in

[@javelin4646]

Jerma and Star are like the only two people that legitimately get me excited when they upload

[@AlphaSteam2]

Banana Bros!

[@mrkyle316]

Jerma is the best video game tuber. Always is quick witted and entertaining. Mix in a classic TF2 themed video and I have a worthy way to spend 8 minutes of my life.

[@jasonbi3037]

Jerma was so bored he just cropped some bananas in his intro to make it seem new

[@lilshadow48]

I like this Jerma. He seems really calm.

[@cicjose6016]

HOORAY you need to play more TF2!

[@FireEmblemElitist]

On a TF2 nostalgia trip. I miss playing this game in the early-mid 2010s.

[@kepko_]

banana brosss! haha!

[@omyyer]

I was expecting "I'm still irritated" at the end.

[@HaloLvl43Legit]

I swear I had a feeling that case was going to be good. I thought it was going to be an unusual hat because I haven't played TF2 in like a year, but I just knew for some reason it wasn't going to be a typical shit item that Jerma could've made a joke about citing all his frustration in the video.

[@nick-playercharacter8583]

Seven years later. Still irritated.

[@wanderrrr6617]

BANNANA BROS

[@MRMRDONUTWOOTWOOT]

Man, this update was a blast.

[@PlasmaSounds32]

we're the bananna bros!

[@timothyfitzgerald7152]

I miss jerma vids like this

[@GameingMasters1]

*opens case* THERE'S BLOOD IN THE BOX

[@Dooneru]

Omg that ending made me so happy, hearing Jerma after getting hif FACTORY NEW assassin grade sniper rifle, and being genuinely happy about it. Thanks Jerma for starting my day off happy!

[@238Hero238]

I was irritated on my contract. Then I got a Concealed case. Then I opened it. Then I got the crap SMG I already had. I was irritated after my contract. .-.

[@MrTtawesome]

haha

[@irishtimelord3314]

Oh baby, a new TF2 video from Jerma. This day just got 1,000,001 times better.

[@hoothooty]

All of the people who killed Jerma were STAR_'s alts.

[@AGrayPhantom]

I was going to make a joke about using Vagisil on your irritation, but then you unboxed THAT. That's one of the coolest rifles I've ever seen!

[@MrBooddaa1]

I like Banerma

[@justcthanks4639]

Holy crap 4:14 is the scariest killcam I think I've ever seen. Thanks for the nightmares, Jerma!

[@elperronimo]

Jerma is irritated part 1

[@imaniceguy6679]

Love that victory sound when he unboxed.

[@lordapple1618]

You seem upset...why don't you open a crate...you'll feel...better...

[@silverblood4429]

Lord Apple Until you get that item you can get from a random drop and you feel like shit.

[@slothsong080]

Jerma's intro has caught the banana plague. :O

[@matterjaws1498]

Jerma makes *irritating* memes in every video

[@mongoose1582]

HOW IRRITATING

[@matterjaws1498]

HermanHiltsman that would be *IRRIGATING*

[@Tacticalcupcakes]

I swear when Jerma kept saying he was done, I really wanted to hear "IT'S OVER!"

[@hudsonperrin5591]

More tf2 from jerma? And it hasn't been a year since the last tf2 video? What have you done with the jerma I know

[@GoatyOfTheGOATs93]

2:40 - Gibus sniper at it's finest, Jerma was standing still and yet he was killed by a body shot..

[@ElegeantFencer]

Jerma you are not as fun as you used to be. Dont let Stars grumpiness get to you,

[@Nocturnal194]

ElegeantFencer lol Ster is sorta pessimistic about most things

[@ZombieMonkey7]

ElegeantFencer Did you even watch Castle Griffonsteed? Tell me Jerma is still irritated after watching Castle Griffonsteed

[@d0tz_]

Badger Bear you really think ster's serious being "pessimistic" about things?

[@Skinkneepuppy]

ElegeantFencer "I know everything about these people because I watched their silly KZbin videos."

[@Jake-wi1wv]

ElegeantFencer Hey it'd be unnatural for someone to be like that 100% of the time. I doubt this is "the new Jerma"

[@spelwerdzrite]

Genuinely happy for you. Which is strange because that's an unusual feeling for me.

[@PTVZT]

Someone needs a Snickers...

[@iddsmedingus]

It's kind of funny to think this video came out in that weird time frame where like, there's only 4 new weapons it's missing out on, but also User Servers weren't exterminated

[@sirtimothy92]

Bring back face cam tf2 with Dr. PP!!!

[@GhostlyTeehee]

everytime I see a new jerma vid I go from feeling irritated to feeling like I unboxed a factory new purple range

[@maX0229567]

1:01 TRY ANOTHER

[@stunthead]

I'm strangely stoked that this video had a happy ending. That never happens.

[@aaaaaghhhhhhh]

Jerma actually works for valve and this is advertisment to try and get us to waste our money on keys. Yeah, nice try Jerma.

[@Un_Popular_Opinions]

I'm always irritated -_- Jerma makes my days a little brighter.

[@xChillDudex]

I really miss jerma's tf2 videos. My favorite youtuber playing my favorite game. It's like a match made in heaven.

[@m3t4lmancer]

6:20 How could you forget your own advice Jerma!? You NEVER go ham on ham with a Demo.

[@TheDisarminghinkle]

It's the curse of the contract. You're always good at whatever it is until a contract tells you to do it.

[@ProStateExaminer]

May Gaben bless you Jeremiah, after I seen you unbox this sniper I decided to unbox my 5 cases I collected keys for, and in the second case I unboxed Minimal Wear Strange Purple Range.

[@venrakdrake]

i love how as soon as the sniper rifle gets put in his inventory you hear announcer : VICTORY!!!

[@Sb23506]

Unbelievable. I remember when contracts came out and i view them as fairly new i stopped playing 2 years ago and i miss this game so much looking back now 0_0

[@SliceofBread123]

3:32 that sounds makes me laugh every time

[@newmicrowave1876]

jerma is irritated but gets happy later pt.1

[@TheFlyOnTheWaldo]

30 seconds in, zoomed in body of a dead guy. Added to favorites.

[@CallMeElwis94]

Jerma's vid a day, keeps the sadness away!

[@164blueman]

Can we see a sniper commentary with you using your new Purple Range?

[@galothymos6628]

Coming back to this in 2024

[@SomeoneOnYoutubeSFM]

"It's the releasing the button on the finger is what's giving me the finger." -Jerma985

[@zackbaskas2086]

6:21 "You never go ham-on-ham with a demo" -Jerma 985

[@EcomComedy]

I'm watching a video and I'm getting my daily dose of pottasium! What a wonderfull intro!

[@emperor_ivan]

4:50 and some say the statue of shame still stands there till this very day...