TF2: Ruiner of Fun

[@writwits5826]

Without this video Jerma would have become the PG kid friendly among us player

[@causitcsoda4833]

Jerma lore

[@AndorFGC]

spell kid amongus backwards

[@writwits5826]

@@AndorFGC sugoma dik- 😪😳😱😱🤯🤯🤬🤬🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮🦶🏽🦶🏽🦶🏽👄👃🏾👃🏾👆🏻🤟🏼🤙💋

[@DoubleNN]

@@AndorFGC No I don't want to :(

[@despacitodaniel801]

I hate this because it reminds me of Muselk

[@jednewman430]

This video is so old that it’s now a source of nostalgia for me.

[@alf3309]

get it..? source?

[@TheSpyWhoCriedMedic]

Jed Newman same bro

[@slapbox8387]

Hard. I remember watching this for the first time

[@tompeck5495]

Same, man.

[@audiowithdrawl5948]

I had just moved from my old middle school.

[@mastermind42ful]

Worth mentioning that when Jerma says "The Arrow" he's talking about the Fruit Shoot and how he knows that that was one of Star's favorite hats

[@rezaka116]

Ye

[@MM-vs2et]

Wow 7 years I've only just known that now. Thanks man

[@mastermind42ful]

@@MM-vs2et it's something I noticed back when this video first came out because I had just watched a video where ster mentioned it was one of his favs and for some god forsaken reason it's stuck with me throughout the years instead of ya know like all the shit I was supposed to learn in college

[@BudBonkerson]

woah. this video holds infinite secrets

[@oscarr9723]

@@mastermind42ful I’m going on a nostalgic rewatch right now too so thanks for the extra knowledge thankfully lmao.

[@GuardianGamerable]

My annual pilgrimage to the Jerma is mad series has begun

[@gordonf5553]

Same

[@williamkarlbaker]

I'm the 69th like

[@thorbjornfs]

same

[@belgiummeansbeer]

Shame I can't like your comment again this year

[@IzmGunner01]

I’ve been on this journey countless times and yet it still gives me hope.

[@JamesTheEngie]

I love the part at the "omg that's you." where you can actually hear it connect in his mind that that's Star XD

[@effy6915]

You can hear them gears grindin'

[@isaaccrockett6470]

1:47

[@Vetaul]

That “What?” At 1:26 is so convincing that it put out any of jermas suspicions for probably like another hour.

[@SnowEspeon]

"I'm gonna add him to friends. Who is he?" I choose to believe that question helped.

[@casey_kitt]

the laugh too

[@kylerockwell8566]

I want Jerma's POV. I would cry.

[@diggoran]

Kyle Rockwell part of the video is here: /watch?v=v9rOHZnMff8

[@kylerockwell8566]

diggoran *love*

[@someonefortargetprastice8342]

diggoran yea but its like, the worst part of the hole serise. still funny, but still the worst.

[@averagesqueaker7121]

A small bit in "A normal day in dust bowl"

[@imaginaryboy2000]

AverageSqueaker Something about a calculated mathematician

[@joshriley2936]

"If I don't get three headshots in a row right now, I'm going to reach into the toilet and eat my own shit." -Jerma985, 2013

[@aef5816]

"I am going to sit down on the toilet and piss up into my face" -Jerma985

[@CashewDaSquirrel]

"Oh yeah, Jerma is mad part 3, let's put cigarettes out on my dick" -Jerma985

[@yuuyacook355]

"you think you're cool, U SUX? oh my god that's you" -Jerma985, 2013

[@Redbikemaster]

"That guy is doing absolutely nothing." -Jerma985

[@SuperCatfire]

"I'm gonna shit in my bath, like get out, wait like 2, 3 minutes, walk in and be like 'HEY WHO FUCKIN' DID THAT?' " -Jerma985 2017

[@dropthatshi]

0:44 The loathsome dung eater

[@PicklePyro]

It's sad that they were surprised to find a hacker 7 years ago, but now there's one in every casual game :(

[@Zudexa]

@C U Next Tuesday i blame zoomers

[@Ethiixx]

@C U Next Tuesday Lol get over yourself, theres always been cheaters in online games.

[@nikita1911001]

@@Ethiixx its a fact there wasnt that many in the early days of online gaming. zoomers be damned i guess.

[@Ethiixx]

@@nikita1911001 Bro there were people cheating in 1.6, Quake 1,2,3 and even back during Doom DeathMatch lol, it’s nothing new and it’s only become more difficult to know what cheating looks like now due to humanised aimbot/toggle and AI learning to compensate with your mouse movement to make your aim assist in particular look more legit

[@nikita1911001]

@@Ethiixx im literally going by the facts, bro. even back in quake 2 days you ofc could encounter a cheater, but first cheaters were usually way more blatant which led to quick voteouts and such, second, at the time there never even was a precedent of a predominantly online game that is ridden with cheaters in every lobby ever *two weeks from launch*, which happens from time to time nowadays. i would even bet you that if quake launched today you could expect halo infinite to happen to it lol

[@CongaYT]

Honestly, I feel like this has a piece from every 2010-2014 era of STAR_ video in it It has Star making Jerma mad It has sick market gardening skills It has late night gameplay It has him doing weird funny things with Jerm It has the Star patented silly text It has his art It has a real life bit The only things missing are Boo/the others, deleting expensive items, and I think that's it

[@TheKishinhunter]

I miss old STAR_ and I miss old TF2...

[@havocdudeman2925]

so star making jerma mad cause he felt like it...sounds like a pretty shitty person

[@renbelmont]

and 2fast2quick

[@beep-beep]

The fucking best moment of this video is Jerma's sudden realization of STAR_'s involvement. The timing is comedic fucking gold.

[@MrSpyro1994]

Go back to talking about furries on Vinesauce videos.

[@beep-beep]

MrSpyro1994 Ugh! You're not the boss of me *Mom*!

[@throg4657]

@@MrSpyro1994i need context

[@doodlespiral7110]

​@@throg4657 I think it's a little to ask that, my guy.

[@user-es5ce5jb6p]

I miss these days :)

[@Conorisme1]

I feel ya.

[@Corninthesky]

Yeah but Jerma and ster nowadays are still quality

[@myilmazalper]

how is star "quality"? hes a common streamer at this point.

[@Corninthesky]

Alper, his streams are to satisfy those of us who enjoyed his old upload schedule, so you get more regular star. The videos star posts on his KZbin are quality in my opinion.

[@myilmazalper]

Corninthesky i see where you are coming from, and im all for you enjoying his streams, but when you say "the videos star posts on his to KZbin", there need to be some videos.

[@terrymuse77]

In today's episode, STAR_ secretly knocks up Jerma without telling him.

[@socrative9810]

mpreg jerma

[@mustardorb8867]

WHERE IT BEGAN

[@codaboi138]

This comment was waaayyy ahead of it's time

[@primordialslime]

somebody get arson

[@WaningLoon]

jerma births out a baby that's already 7 years old

[@RavenDumpster]

Is Jerma like a real life scout or something cause he looks and sounds way too much like scout to not be real life scout

[@Kai-up2cq]

no

[@nikolaih7478]

+DarkSora215 yes

[@genejas]

hes from boston and the scout is too

[@genejas]

Scooty so many scooty booty men

[@EpicPsychoBanana]

Real life scout is jerma confirmed

[@bootstrap925]

this video is so damn iconic 1:49 "This guy's name is "U SUX" huhuhuhu- ... Oh my god that's you."

[@ZevTheWolfe]

1:48 Jerma's little "Ow" made my day

[@basketbomberslackingson4417]

Rock=Jerma Paper=star Scissors=boo

[@paulollarsabaiii9824]

+Txtspeak You can hear the face of realization.

[@sanssnowdin2159]

Oh this guys name is "u sux" huehuehuehue ohgod thats you

[@Zange217]

That pizza at the end was stoned.

[@lucratius3]

You could say it was.... baked. Alright I'm leaving already.

[@Zange217]

Ok, that was funny.

[@LPPineapples]

lucratius3 i want to click like so bad but i cant bring myself to click it with your 69 likes

[@InklanUtterfield]

Caberman That was beautiful.

[@SeriousGamingSteam]

I am stoned

[@afatgreasypegasus1221]

I find it funny that this video is on jerma's liked videos list

[@masonyeh3501]

4:21 That pizza looks baked as hell

[@ChristainGuyOfAction]

Just replace the pepperoni with mushrooms. :P

[@b.l.alexander]

*4:20

[@Akeruyri]

hah i get it

[@TheDrummerManiac]

nice

[@HanZhang]

Hi.

[@swiftlymurmurs]

Dammit, I missed the three year anniversary of the birth of the best TF2 miniseries ever!

[@PhantomJavelin]

This showed up in my recommended after 6 years after watching Jerma play Sekiro. I had completely forgotten I was still subscribed to STAR. I'm glad I still am so this shit randomly pops up on my feed every now and then.

[@EmoZix]

True, FeelsStrongMan

[@charlesmao-rappell3378]

When ever I have a bad day, I just watch these vids.

[@unknownzombie737]

Why aren't they uploading videos together anymore

[@unknownzombie737]

What video

[@unknownzombie737]

What video huh

[@unknownzombie737]

What video

[@unknownzombie737]

What video

[@matthewzakrzewski1797]

The moment that Jerma realizes that Star is the pytroll is absolutely beautiful. He's like, "... Oh my GOD that's you."

[@DarkThespian]

yes that is what he's like

[@matthewzakrzewski1797]

indubitably

[@deadhandle-c6o]

Matthew Zakrzewski green.

[@radiriz1396]

Matthew Zakrzewski Indubitably Indubitably.

[@tavrosnitram8371]

dAVE, wHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE,,,

[@Authoity4576]

I think this is Jerma is mad part 1

[@TheJosephRules]

It is :)

[@bigDavesBarbecue]

Its not it would say jerma is mad part 1

[@PolarRobotFrog]

Ja, it is. ohhh, I love the German language.

[@wesichi]

Spinosaurus Aegyptiacus its spelt yaa and you say ja

[@PolarRobotFrog]

Connor Cleghorn Nope.

[@The4j1123]

I want to go back to these days. They were the best. I'd consider them the prime almost. If only I knew it then.

[@blulightning2882]

"Ya know, don't say s- swears."

[@lzzymandias]

"watch your profanity"

[@badtime6532]

+Not Fizz Right, I'm sorry [for quoting every sentence in a video or series of videos].

[@kylele23]

I love how Star almost blew his cover at 1:24. There's so much detail in this little series.

[@inquisitorgrand]

Why is it that whenever there is a hacker in the game they are always a Heavy? There was a NISLT clip that had a hacker Heavy, this has a hacker Heavy, and a couple weeks ago I played a game of Cactus Canyon and there was a hacker Heavy on the enemy team. I could tell he was a hacker because he was moving at lightspeed, was spinning around in circles, had a namechanger, and the chat was spammed with the guy getting Pyro achievements several times over.

[@grizzlixx]

Nospread on heavy makes you basically one shot kill anything

[@twingalaxies7826]

It is because weapons like the minigun and sniper rifle are hitscan weapons. That means wherever you click the bullet will go with either none or very little travel time. This means that the aimbot or whatever they are using does not miss as it is tracking the player and there is no travel time or prediction for the hack to make. Where as projectile weapons, such as the rocket launcher take time to reach the target. This means that the hack is not smart enough to predict where the player will be to accordingly shoot the projectile there. Hope this helped

[@codefreak8]

Mitch Budreau It's because the heavy fires the most bullets per second, and they also travel the quickest. The hackers make it so that all the bullets fire at the target, rather than in a random place like they normally do with the minigun. They aren't moving the bullets, though. They're making it so that the heavy will always aim in the right place so that each bullet hits the target. This is why, if you spectate a hacker, it looks like they're aiming all over the place.

[@codefreak8]

***** Yes, that's what I meant. I just said it in a very long-winded way.

[@EightTinyRats]

Mitch Budreau if i was a hacker i would just go ULTIMATE HACKER MEDIC! with aimbot and the crusaders crossbow

[@mikevismyelement]

That pizza is fucking high man.

[@GWROliver]

***** Jimmy Nutrin couldn't handle the pizza. T'was too aggressive.

[@SourceMaster]

PunchingMegaTree Good joke.

[@pacowallochenkenrick]

mikevismyelement Nah, it was baked

[@summers232]

You don't hold back with the whip.

[@LukeyPooky]

Especially if your a pyro

[@MegaJoshua987]

LukeyPooky28 You mad right now

[@Sirunknown91]

1:04 I think about this whenever I hear the phrase “are you crazy?”

[@Bonkbonk100]

0:48 I guess this implies that Jerma have shit in his toilet at all times, just incase something like this happens

[@watchingrob]

I like how they are friends :D

[@jonathanpinera8452]

Not anymore :C

[@sym-bionicwaffle7737]

whut?

[@xylophobiaa]

They're friends again!

[@theyoten1613]

Sym-Bionic Waffle Last I heard they broke up over Kim... :/

[@pakcikpao3775]

The Yoten Watch 2ndJerma

[@NitroLemons]

Upon revisiting, he was truly dastardly for this. I'm glad the ster's trolling spirit has continued to the modern day, no matter what game he's playing lmao

[@michaelthewither]

3:16 not even trying to hide it, he's just like: HEY LOOK AT ME, I'VE GOT A NAME CHANGING SCRIPT AND ALL DA HAX

[@LydCal999]

"Name changing script" low level stuff lol

[@michaelthewither]

+Aiden Nelson name changing scripts seem to work way too well D: the innocent players that want to have fun keep getting banned

[@SiennaBlossom420]

+michaelthewither nah you just grab their steam ID

[@michaelthewither]

+sasracer1 I know, but people aren't intelligent enough to do that

[@SiennaBlossom420]

tru enough

[@xXxbwelitexXx]

I love how mad jerma gets especially after saying no swearing.

[@yerwol]

I remember watching this when it first came out, and now here I am in 2021?! What on earth..... Would love to see some more STAR_ and Jerma shenanigans again for old times sake!

[@Fel1xF7W]

check out fatmagic if you havent already

[@ashfromspace8683]

"...Oh my god that's *you.*" will never not leave my brain

[@ZacClarkTV]

Its awesome how I was a fan of STAR and Jerma before they started making videos together, now I get to watch them prank each other.

[@stroopyy]

This comment aged well

[@SuperCompany007]

That pizza at the end is high as fuck.

[@raisinz6485]

pizza party

[@royaltyler1]

yaaayyyy muchies

[@darthflyeroflines]

you mean the one at 4:20?

[@AlphaGastroid]

Jerma and Star becoming friends was the best thing to happen to TF2.

[@Dupinnn]

Every time i rewatch this i think that jerma & star would've been a great sitcom

[@shardgunner4815]

I'm some ways, this is my favorite video. It's got enough of an idea to not just be a rambling live commentary, but it's also not entirely scripted. Jerma and Star are genuinely playing with each other (well, star is toying with Jerma more accurately), but that's what their videos together always captured. It was never about tf2 or any specific game. It was about the two of them playing and having fun together. And then that outro hits and everytime my eyes light up seeing Jerma, especially so young :\ it feels almost like an intrusion, like I'm just stepping in on two friends having a meal. And that baked pizza lives in my head rent free 😂 It's just so perfect. No disrespect to the rambling or scripted videos btw, i legitimately go back and watch videos as old as story time every so often. I love everything Star ever put out tbh. Jerma too ofc

[@LayerInfinity]

ironic that my first jerma video is the one where he is acting like an angry psycho

[@dapidizme]

Jerma knows Ster so well that he remembers Ster's favorite hat or remembers his unusuals he wears

[@hashiramasenju3246]

So you don't recognize star's sniper loadout? The apple with the arrow ?

[@jechxt]

Jerma Is Mad Part: 4.59839856648

[@SoméDjata]

Jerma is mad part 2.7818781878187818781878187818

[@carrotzone6298]

Mr. Worldwide Jerma is mad pt. 1.618033988749895

[@cyndasaur4194]

jerma is mad pt 3.17

[@hotdogbunz8487]

Actually this is jerma is mad part 1

[@thatswhypieislikable]

Longingpuffle Jerma is Upset Part: Plank`s Constant

[@RealityMasterRogue]

I just wanted to visit a server like this. Tf2 videos make me do that. Too bad valve servers are gone now. ._.

[@YessC1a0]

Uncle Danes running servers like this

[@RealityMasterRogue]

Yess c1a0 bless you uncle dane

[@YessC1a0]

RealityMasterRogue bless me instead :3

[@MonkeydoMinecraft]

This wasn't on a valve server

[@IMAFIRINMAHLAZAH]

Huh? why are they gone?

[@jacobspellman65]

You're a good actor

[@jacobspellman65]

How did this comment get so many likes? I mean, I'm glad to see that one of my comments have gotten this popular but how did a four word sentence get this popular?

[@damissinglink100]

Ever since this video, my friend has this belief that he is STAR_ and I am Jerma. He has tried twice now to anonymously dominate me.

[@JibberJab]

I know the feeling, my friend tries that, he changes his name, plays spy, disguises as Soldier, and I end up dominating him, he gets pissed at me for turning the tables on his plan. xD

[@dakotagregoricfilms2405]

3:15 Remember when this was just a funny random thing that would happen instead of being 90% of tf2 servers?

[@specieaeterni]

one of the funniest videos ever, jerma and star are my childhood love yall ❤

[@Zange217]

Why does Jerma look so much like Scout?

[@CrosbyNu]

Well, New Englanders do have a gene pool that is rarely tampered with. Since the scout is from Boston it's quite possible that two Bostonians could have the same build and general looks.

[@VendErre]

CrosbyNu Wow, that's fascinating.

[@derekfurst6233]

wow i was actually just coming here to post the EXACT SAME THING BRO

[@apoc5566]

Because Jerma is fit, strong and from Boston, like the scout(scout isnt very strong, but ya get me)

[@Sekleff]

Legendary Video man. To all my fellow TF2 brothers. Thank you! It was an honor playing with you.

[@zonko]

10 years later Jerma and STAR_ play TF2 once again, what a time to be alive

[@TocoOW]

here for my bi-annual viewing of the jerma is mad series :)

[@The_Ajna]

Absolute banger classic

[@awptimist32]

you could say that the pizza was baked huehuehuehue

[@MagnetismR]

Happy 10 year anniversary you crazy kids. Thanks for the good times. You behave now, psychos!

[@caessar_mando]

Is anyone else watching this video after so many years with a tear on their eye missing the good ol' days of TF2?

[@bakersbread104]

these were the days

[@KingsRow55]

To think if this video was never made jerma would be a PG Andy with 100,000,000,000 views on his fortnite videos

[@hamneggwich]

That pizza is higher than I am

[@ViIvaNunner]

imagine how much funnier the bot invasion on tf2 would be if all the hackers were those 2fast2quick hyperspeed crit heavies

[@HomelessOldMan9000]

Damn that pizza is baked.....

[@artemyatsenko7511]

100% stoned

[@christopherdocy5864]

+HomelessOldMan9000 only quality "herbs" used in our pizzas

[@joshriley2936]

+Swing Thing He was gonna get baked......But then he got high.

[@dominodice]

+Swing Thing All pizzas are baked

[@dayne6475]

How is this 11 years old now

[@keaton5101]

time dont stop

[@keaton5101]

the years start comin and they dont stop comin

[@AceWerewolf]

i always come back to this gem. good times

[@Futz]

Stars' alternate account name: Bacon Banana Cheesecake. -_- Not big soup rice.

[@Kamboshin]

That's not him, he's 8)

[@Futz]

Ah, my mistake. 8)

[@duckasarus3663]

What a classic. A decade old as well. Hopefully I’ll be back in a decade too see this video be a score old.

[@TroutBoneless]

Star accidentally hits a cloaked spy with the Direct Hit...

[@fragment4784]

FireCalvinMaster Bond, james bond?

[@MystycCheez]

I just realized something. If Valve or someone decides to make a live action TF2 movie, Jerma could be the scout. :D

[@JakeTheSnakeVII]

i cant be the only ones watching this in 2018 and missing these videos #Ster&Jerma

[@skunze]

still here, miss this

[@DrChewy11]

10 yrs later this video is so nostalgic . Brings me back to middle school dude

[@liamsawyer8193]

I'm sad that this doesn't happen anymore.

[@FelipeJaquez]

+4G_Billy_FaZeKlan Brought to you by blizzard The same people who shut down a nonprofit server because fuck the fans

[@tawmias]

Different wings of the same company.

[@someguytryingtofixthecomme9377]

+Felipe Jaquez Legally, Blizzard was forced to do that. Should they let them continue it infringes on the copyright they have one Wow, and if they do not aggressively defend it, then they lose all rights to Wow, which means no more servers at all.

[@FelipeJaquez]

Its not like they were getting money off of it they were a non-profit server but ok.

[@Fraggr92]

Well, that's reality. There's very little in life that's free. If a server isn't seeing enough traffic to keep itself afloat then you're essentially left with the choice of either shutting it down or reallocating resources from some other part of the company. And given that most of the time people will need all the resources they can get, the only really logical choice is to shut the server down.

[@samanthashelly8093]

Watching Jerma getting confused by lids is one of my favorite things in life

[@bullyhunter9191]

THEY'RE BACK, BABY. STERMA IS BACK

[@gsomv]

The pizza party logo haunts me to this day

[@meep2k]

i find it funny that this video was recorded when speedhacks were still a thing

[@aperson1782]

Got to say star. 5 years later, you still entertain me. I love your videos. Shame to see you move to twitch. But im glad you still got these videos up. I still watch em. Well. Ill probably buzz off, and continue my life. But sincerely, from the bottom of my heart, thanks for all the good times you brought me with these vids. :)

[@Torqegood]

What was so special about the sweet n low? Like mason jars just have that seal thing with the twisty lid that comes off to hold tight.

[@The4j1123]

You're asking that question 7 years later

[@Torqegood]

@@The4j1123 Yes, I finally had a revelation.

[@POZsquadHSG]

Jerma didn't know how mason jars work back then.

[@Torqegood]

@@POZsquadHSG Thank you mystery has been solved.

[@ThinkKritz]

I need that noise as a hitsound. 3:04

[@partydean17]

Why does everything good come to an end. I'm not talking about the tf2 gameplay but Star and jerma doing collabs

[@sincostanman]

wonder how youre doing now

[@knavenformed9436]

Oh this was THIS video, this keeps being recommended to me like a couple of times a year and it's always gold.

[@gatolf009]

how to ruin a TF2 server: 1-call a Phlog F2P Pyro 2-call a Tryhard Demoman P2P ok u ruin the server

[@nonleleh]

Thanks for the comment.

[@StyxYRenegade]

Iirc these videos were the reason Jerma stopped caring about swearing in his videos

[@ShakerGER]

Did he made a video? I WANT THE LINK NOW!

[@Tehfunsterman]

5 years later, and i still don't know why they would be in a call together if they weren't playing together

[@bevvvy1374]

Sometimes it's nice to just talk

[@audiowithdrawl5948]

It was a lot more common back then. If not still is, but I remember being in skype/teamspeak calls with friends even if they weren't in the same game

[@TheMirksta]

You don't do this? I'm in a call with my friends whenever I am playing a game and 90% of the time we are playing different things.

[@SciRuler]

This is a timeless video since this is pretty much what anyone would do when they wanna mess with their friend.

[@nobodymatters8377]

Took me almost 9 years to notice how fucking blazed that pizza is.

[@mythcat1273]

0:35 why does he say these things

[@snipershot210]

I have watched this again and again. I still fail to understand what a calculated mathematician is :(

[@TheKingnecromancer]

If only someone let Only Afro get their hands on this...

[@thewilltheway]

If you pay attention to Jerma videos released around this time you'll see that STAR is secretly in a lot of them. People in the lobby that match one of STARs names in this video.

[@distantanion6742]

I've never heard a what with that much tone and meaning since this video. I keep coming back for it.

[@Sam_YT_Handles_Blow]

1:54 I can't even count how many times I've rewatched this moment.

[@Jeremie-nm7wm]

Yup

[@m1nd_fl4y3r_m80]

I'm here rn rewatching it 😅

[@Dani.335]

3:14 HOLY SHET! I'm scared with this Heavy O_O

[@lancec4348]

What is a calculated mathematician?

[@falxie_]

I can't explain to you how ingrained these videos are in my brain

[@daniel.holbrook]

that "reach into the toilet and eat my own shit" quip implies that there's shit already there, unflushed and prepared sims 1 jerma was accurate