[TF2] Scout's voicelines (from cute to seductive)

[@spookedsun9409]

hi hi! Just making this comment because I've been letting this video collect dust because as soon as I published it, I was too embarrassed to ever look back. A long time ago someone commented why I put one of the titles as "angry but in a hot way" because that does seem sort of weird and just generally bad, it seems they deleted the comment but I did respond to it back then! I worded it wrong and the title is supposed to mean something like "serious but in a hot way" because at the end of the day, tf2 is a silly game about killing people and scout isn't supposed to be taken seriously. I made this video a long time ago and if I could change it I would, and thanks to all the people actually simping for scout in these comments, its funny to open my notifications to someone sacrificing their family to him.

[@magicalgirlsdying]

LMAO

[@ikissedfrankiero]

please don't ever delete this video i always come back to it and smile for 4 minutes straight. nothing has this impact on me

[@spoingus4193]

idk how people thought it was weird 😭 some ppl r just too soft for the internet

[@Y3ll0w_Subm4r1ne]

YOU SAID THAT YOU WEREN'T GOING TO DO SCOUTS VOICE LINES IN THE SPY VIDEO (not hating but thanks for including Scout anyway)

[@barrysteakfriessimp_real]

don't really see how "angry but in a hot way" is bad when talking about a fictional character? tons of characters are hot when they're angry..... hm

[@dumbone4205]

"Hi ma!" Adorable

[@Costava_Jorji]

His words after he was sent to his mom in a box (by soldier ofc)

[@minnowbreath]

I expected a bunch of joke comments here, but nope. Just a bunch of people who are genuinely gay for scout.

[@SidewaysKnee]

I mean, he's hot tho

[@waffless1463]

BLU Crab Meat 😳👉👈

[@teiyusteki]

And fangirls. LOL

[@duckvocadoig2313]

I mean-

[@MybodyKentoNanamischoice]

If I'm being honest I'd fuck all the tf2 characters other than pyro and heavy

[@mr.bananaman3178]

Everybody Gangsta until Pyro's voice lines becomes sexy

[@pisspisspisspisspisspiss]

i need that lmao

[@convenientpinecone9584]

BAHAHAH

[@waffless1463]

*It’s only a matter of time*

[@kats1203]

But can't Pyro be anything? He's adorable and fierce, it's a matter of time he becomes sexy.

[@kak9751]

KFOHAHSHAHA

[@MedicFromTF2_REAL]

It's so adorable that he really considers his teammates his friends 😭

[@eatpant4ever]

I 100% agree

[@Scouttyy]

Yep I agree

[@colombo6095]

Yeah, but sniper actually hates everyone

[@eatpant4ever]

@@colombo6095 Don't you mean Spy?

[@colombo6095]

@@eatpant4ever but the spy still got some kind of an friendship with scout and the the team sniper is cold, he literally tried to kill demo and medic.

[@tuxedobird]

Reading the comments, maybe Scout being a gift to all women isn’t as far off as I thought

[@htlt2014]

it wasnt far off at all

[@barrysteakfriessimp_real]

@@userperson4000 same here,,

[@finn8107]

he's so cute for what

[@tuxedobird]

@Multiple internet personalities Well yeah, I was just referencing the comics and that’s what it says there

[@duolingoowl8207]

We aren’t the ungrateful yknow what I’m saying?

[@septicity5687]

was lowkey expecting the last phrase to be "got a bucket of chicken"

[@Pootis-Spencer]

"Wanna do it?"

[@stupididiotmcgee2318]

"Hmm okay"

[@somethingtwice2297]

"Hey there... good lookin'. I gotta bucket of chicken."

[@stupididiotmcgee2318]

*le smack* "I'm not one of your friend chicken tramps"

[@DrikTrajado]

"I'm a woman; i like my man dangerous, mysterious, you want to be my lover? Earn it. Seduce me!"

[@Paper_Brain]

Awh. I didn’t realize how many wholesome lines he had.

[@Labyrinth_Guard]

I never realized how stupidly cute scout is.

[@ruby.the.weirdo]

Honestly same.

[@sircharlize2054]

He's really adorable when he is nice :)

[@justaniceview9497]

scout is canonically a gift on earth by god so i'm not gay.

[@williamrivera5559]

from the creators of "it's not gay if you keep your socks on" "it's not gay if he's a gift from god"

[@bello0.123]

pretty sure that was just a hallucination/dream caused by exhaustion and near death

[@ittybittykibibyte]

@@bello0.123 No, no, I'm pretty sure that was heaven

[@scouttf273]

What did we learn? I’m the freakin’ best in town!

[@dq38aj]

Hes god's gift to *women* so ye You are gae

[@BingusSchmingus]

Scout is usually painted as an arrogant Boston boy, and that is a big part of him, but he can also be a good teammate and a pretty nice guy.

[@Professional_Dumbass]

i agree man. (aLSO 100th LIKE-)

[@2dguy434]

Scout just seems like a genuinely caring guy and a good team player when people respect him...

[@luckylovescats]

Come to daddy

[@kappnk9821]

​@@luckylovescats no

[@luckylovescats]

@@kappnk9821 that's what scout said

[@Gagiclunk]

Are we talking about the same scout

[@genericbro2440]

@@Gagiclunk I mean, to be fair he does seem to genuinely like all of his teammates outside of battle and all

[@madden_szn]

"Come to daddy" *NEURON ACTIVATED*

[@Me-lx2ii]

the fact this comment has 69 likes makes it better

[@norian_creature]

👀

[@whosi57]

lmao

[@oz8169]

👁👄👁

[@norian_creature]

LMAO lowkey same tho

[@bamama1365]

2:00 "Next time a wizard asks' you to be his roommate, you say "NO" Soldier!" *that is pure gold*

[@lunarphoria]

C O M E T O D A D D Y

[@DaJokurr]

A L R I G H T, I F E E L G O O D

[@vsoultvn]

on it sir

[@lunarphoria]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@trafficconememes331]

Oh god

[@waffless1463]

:eyes:

[@Lunrbatzz]

The crush I have on this fictional man is astronomically bigger than it should be

[@Lunrbatzz]

Status update: currently losing my mind over “come to daddy”

[@waffless1463]

Frr 😔

[@UmaUmayay-r9c]

Relatable😔

[@dombelly3343]

I feel like the fact that he's a pedophile and a war criminal should be the concerning part

[@abigail_senpai5975]

@@dombelly3343I’m sorry WHAT?

[@crispy4423]

The voiceline at 0:38-0:55 is the reason why I like Scout. It takes a real man to admit his love their fellow man

[@jonathan_q_arbuckle1976]

*“Hi, Ma!”*

[@worldsbestfarter]

*"HEY SON!-"*

[@tankhead2645]

JON ARBUCLE

[@RolandBon]

@Phong Tuấn Nguyễn no not really.

[@sleepyrepatillo1834]

he sounded like spy on some of these. strangely fitting.

[@gruntlos]

like father like son

[@noiber]

@@gruntlos WAIT DAD IS THAT YOU

[@gruntlos]

@TheSmolRevfinderChild le bonk

[@ticcitobycreepypasta6969]

@@gruntlos i just did a fucking french accent and yelled "LE BONK" and made my brother choke on his cereal.

[@idkhonestly7163]

@@noiber TOM JONES IS HERE!?

[@gegnabean]

I like how many of his voice lines are all rambly, it really shows his character.

[@trashcant444]

Why no one talks about that line when he talked about his birthday party, and that no one came?

[@nikaneb2180]

maybe no one came to hear his voice line as well-

[@KoreIsHere]

@@nikaneb2180 Yikes

[@trashcant444]

@VoidMaster4567 hail yeah, lets go together mate

[@thilsiktonix]

:(

[@zealotoftheorchard9853]

he also thinks of the other mercs as his best friend

[@warpey5632]

Don't be surprised that you now have a crush on scout. He was a gift from God to all women.

[@alannashiel4565]

I had a crush on him already 😔😔

[@Dellconhagerisanerd]

How does being a man factor into this exactly

[@TheUnderNerd]

As a woman, yeah

[@sc0ut_imdumv]

Ya I already had a crush 😞😔☹️😓

[@flareon9415]

@@TheUnderNerdI mean his condition does make his irresistible to all women so….

[@TrueRandomPlayer]

"...Also it makes me irresistible to ladies. Very irresistible." Uh... think that's just your chicken.

[@htlt2014]

no hes right

[@Professional_Dumbass]

Guess I'm not a lady because Scout is cocky and self centred.

[@fruitywruity]

Nope scout is right

[@scootthescout9426]

@@Professional_Dumbass you just have no taste for good chicken

[@Professional_Dumbass]

@@scootthescout9426 chicken is a food, not a 21 year old simp

[@aramadlad]

*And we tought that this video would never happen*

[@greytilldeath]

Dear god, Delete this mans pfp ,signed a pyro in pain

[@aramadlad]

@@greytilldeath _Aww man, how could not get an notification for this?_ *Changed it.* Hopefully this reduces your pain.

[@elcatrinc1996]

I love how wholesome he can get about his friendship

[@busnoises4707]

“Birthday party at my house this weekend, by the way” “Nobody showed up last weekend” NOOOOO 🥺

[@theflash-lx8pb]

I like to imagine, that that voice line is non-canon or it just doesn't exist. 😭😭 Because i firmly believe that the mercs are basically a second family to eachother.

[@Theemeraldgamestone]

Similarities between scout and spy: Skinniest classes Class name starts with s Same health Most lines in the game Most cockiest classes Insults teammates

[@goose4349]

[ spoiler warning for folks who haven’t read the comic! ] Yep, definitely father and son

[@RolandBon]

They both have blue eyes BTW.

[@Nakkokohlakosi]

And they don't have their class emblems on their default cosmetics

[@sparkleonbi]

@heart heart what about pyro

[@ReiToriyasuSan]

@@sparkleonbi they doesn’t have any-

[@DeadPollo]

"i've got a bucket of chicken. You wanna do it? "

[@DarethLover67]

lol

[@Mr.Crawlyo]

It is a viable pickup line guys

[@roastedcocoaa]

Eh ok!

[@yourmother3126]

Eh oke

[@pinkleponk1]

@@Mr.Crawlyo worked on my boyfriend, made him fall even more in love with me actually, somehow he thought the dumbest thing I've ever said is cute

[@zacharymabb4873]

I unironically quote this guy regularly. This character actually influenced my speech. "You can't hit what ain't there." "Yeah, lookin good over here!" And "this did not just happen." Are some of my favorites.

[@ei5859]

The fact that the game and story is portraying him as someone who can't get any girls. And here i am falling inlove with scout everyday

[@thesanss4671]

"Hey, we've both got buckets of chicken, wanna do it?" "Eh okay"

[@bartolhaina5057]

Just imagine how is Scout bulling some 8yo outside of an scool for no reason with this voice lines

[@whentheburger]

@Kiefer_ 2005 scool**

[@blisskitty4026]

“What’s tha matter? Ya freakin stupid?” *kid starts sobbing*

[@racmune]

@@whentheburger // skool*

[@goose4349]

@@racmune kool*

[@goose4349]

@@racmune it is when I'm here.

[@NatureInDistress]

The saga continues

[@ParanoidParamour]

1:10 This one I find genuinely adorable

[@Joebama87]

Same

[@astra11244]

4:27 the "so close!" Us honestly so adorable.

[@mr.technicalisolate9188]

Does anybody remember when scouts voice actor said "Im a dragon!"

[@MybodyKentoNanamischoice]

I do, that was fucking adorable

[@ooeygooeygoodra3068]

RAAAAAAHHHH

[@DarethLover67]

yup

[@harperthomas1477]

"I'm a dragon! I'm a freaking dragon!"

[@Kreiger999]

Yes

[@Oddity-Odyssey]

He's such a softie deep down

[@iolite1829]

I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR ONE FOR SCOUT HE'S SO CUTE AND STUPID THANK YOU ;;

[@ClipstepEnteprises]

Wtf bro

[@datsmia1179]

He sure is a chick magnet😌😍

[@nemu4677]

i remember a comment saying scout wouldnt have one because he isnt hot or cute well uhh about that

[@englishmailbox8830]

The fish is better then all the mercs

[@scout5530]

well the first part is still right

[@lm9029]

The only lines i could see having "seductive" contexts: "Oh im sorry i didn't mean to hit ya. No wait yeah i did" "Bang! I make it look easy"

[@dapprcadavr]

i think u forgot about "come to daddy" at the end

[@DussyBestroyer69]

"Aw we done allready?"

[@DussyBestroyer69]

"I'm not even winded!" "So close!"

[@DussyBestroyer69]

"Oh I'm just getting started-"

[@dark_433]

teamwork/compliments: "Oh hey! You suck!"

[@roseyt415]

I don't simp. *But*

[@TrueRandomPlayer]

I don't simp... But *spy's humble, relaxing chuckles...~*

[@iwantsleep8079]

I also don’t simp which is a lie honestly I just wanted to compliment your pfp but I lack originality

[@roseyt415]

@@iwantsleep8079 lol thank you

[@spiderhostia]

YOU HAVE A FRANK PFP I'M PRETTY SURE YOU SIMP

[@thilsiktonix]

I simp.

[@Alisibeth_Talia212]

The fact he sometimes just talks to _you_ directly, or at least it feels like it, just gets me in the heart. Right in the feels.

[@busterbeast999]

0:39 is why I came looking. The other day when playing I heard scout mentioned that we are all of dear friends and I had never heard that before and was asking other people and apparently no one heard the voice line or knew what I was talking about. This is the only video I found it in. I am pleased.

[@kattheawesome4827]

Scout is more of a dorky little brother in spirit than "god's gift to women" still adorable tho.

[@tkdace2459]

The second ones "the cocky loser" is literally every stunts vocabulary

[@mini_snipah]

Scunts?

[@gegnabean]

Someone’s gotta make one of these for miss Pauling’s lines so that my bi simping can be complete.

[@NikolasoGames]

Really? She only has like contract lines.. except the ones where she was at her 'vacation'

[@gegnabean]

@@NikolasoGames I’ll take the cute ones lol

[@thesanss4671]

@@NikolasoGames How about the ones where she baby talks Pyro, those are cute

[@MegsMansion]

i have the biggest crush on him omg

[@dizzydoom3793]

Wha- I - om ok

[@loganismyeverything]

S i m p what does that spell Simp

[@joenuts3025]

I mean, he seems like he would share the feelings honestly. And I quote “we both got buckets of chicken, wanna do it

[@receptionsystem]

ok nutmeg

[@MegsMansion]

@@receptionsystem okay yobama :)

[@duckvocadoig2313]

I am extremly gay for scout

[@greytilldeath]

Y E S

[@hwh85-b4r]

Y E S

[@greytilldeath]

All pyro chat

[@ryangustavo7248]

@@hwh85-b4r mano tu é?

[@DrikTrajado]

@@ryangustavo7248 meu pau

[@nikaneb2180]

*Nathan Vetterlein wants to know your location*

[@barrysteakfriessimp_real]

I LOVE HIM SO MUCHDHDHSBDH i used to have an entire folder of about 200+ images of this silly dork and im still sad i lost most of it because samsung did a bit of an oopsie and got confused can i just say how much i love this smol man? he's cute, he's got some of the funniest lines, he's HOT, and he's got a really nice name that we both share, which is *jeremy!* to this day, i still have my little scout plushie, and he's sitting on top of my bookshelf like a little gentleman. man, i love him and i wouldnt mind if he just infiltrated my house. i'd let him stay in there actually. edit from 3 years later: i am still infatuated with this jumpy lil idiot and i love him so so much

[@waffless1463]

Aww! How sweet! I have like 400+ images of him on Pinterest lol -w- edit: I have 581 pins saved of him now as of 12/14/2020 Edit #2: I need serious help, I have over 800 pins of him as of 2/17/21-

[@kats1203]

Ok now it makes me wanna create and save 500+ pics of Pyro.

[@Cage-CatYT]

That's dedication, so props to that. I couldn't do that with any of them if my life was in jeopardy

[@kats1203]

I mean you could "technically" say I saved 500+ images of Pyro but that's animation. I'm dying from drawing all these frames.

[@glitzyghostinthevoid]

Scout is my comfort bby. I adore him too!!

[@CRABSCAPSLOCK]

0:26 I think that dissorder makes him irresistible to more than just ladies

[@TSKSHAUN]

Anyone who doesn't think that Scout is hot is wrong.

[@chertikinamoto]

Scout: Exists, is my main This video: also exists Me: I can dom you...

[@KawaiiHamsteruwubean69]

If scout has fans, I'm one of them If scout has one fan, that's me If scout has no fans, then I'm dead

[@tealstar_3_]

3:19 Scout: Do it doc, do it! Me, a medic main: 👀

[@Somii_Artz]

**slowly turns around and runs at scout**

[@TheGreatMemer]

Damn, Scout is way nicer to his teammates then I remember.

[@Thewokerhahahahaha]

The gender envy i get from this man holy shit

[@UN.R3AL]

all the 4 dislikes are the medics that got killed by scout when they were at 99% uber

[@OLIXXDABEZT]

Man, i just got into TF2 and MAN. You see, i didn't even have to get into the TF2 fandom to realize that i liked Scout. When i was a kid, i did quite like him too without even knowing who he was. This guy is truly a gift for women, huh....

[@sleeplessstudios7626]

I'm taking notes.

[@sleeplessstudios7626]

Because all the girls I've got crushes on like this guy for some reason.. and I'm going to find out what that reason is.

[@chahlie.]

@@sleeplessstudios7626 i mean just look at him! wait that doesn't explain it either... idk why i find him so attractive

[@waffless1463]

Honestly I don’t know how I fell in love with him- It might be his voice? His appearance? We’ll never know xd

[@scramblecore9156]

@@waffless1463 i mean its canon god made him to get all the ladies in the world

[@SadEyes1412]

I doubt even us girls know why we like him.

[@cvpid4625]

Scout: “come to daddy” Me: *COME TO W H O*

[@scootthescout9426]

Hehehe

[@fleshdadbot6852]

So he left for the milk

[@N3k0-Ch4n]

This man is to cute for me to simp so he shall be B A B Y

[@ant_on_the_hill3461]

2:42 has to be his sweetest line out of any, just makes me smile :)

[@PX-13]

That was the second time, I still remember spy with his mother

[@theshermantanker7043]

2:10 In case anyone's wondering why he says 6 and not 9, in canon the Blu team is comprised of the other 3 mercs, while Red team is the rest of the 6. THey never actually fight themselves in canon (IE no Red Demoman vs Blu Demoman)

[@bastardlly6406]

This literally freaks me out because there was a kid in my class who looked and sounded exactly like a younger version of Scout. I kinda miss him, ngl, he was a good dude but I guess i'll never see him again.

[@waffless1463]

Dude that chuckle at the end though 😳 *Simps respectfully*

[@scout5530]

What the hell is your problem!

[@Nakkokohlakosi]

@@scout5530 I love you

[@BisharpnearOhio]

@@scout5530 I mean hey, u wanted to be a ladies’ man right?

[@classicscout1371]

hrnngg he has such a good LAUGH 0:33 THE SECOND ONE YOU GET WHAT IM SAYING

[@randomperson1541]

0:01 When you see your mom in the talent show "Hi Ma"

[@quiteabizarreone6441]

I just listened to almost 5 minutes of scout and im starting to consider what I said about Demo having the best voicelines

[@neoraiderzzz3553]

Yall ever just listen to this and realize he's probably the best frickin character in the game

[@PurplePizza]

First thing I said when I saw this pop in my recommendations was, "Impossible..." Also, don't question why this was in my recommendations.

[@goose4349]

Just to spite you, I WILL question why this was in your notifications! MATTER FACT, I’M GONNA INTERROGATE YOU ABOUT IT!

[@Haliceph]

The "come to daddy" part being most replayed so true

[@Snapplemyapples200]

As a Scout simp, I thank you SO much for this. We eatin' good tonight, boys.

[@goldenpothos7262]

Some of his voice lines were surprisingly mature and actually nice... fuck i might simp over him too

[@MikotoST]

1:19 THINKS FAST CHUCKLENUTS

[@ethancullum6379]

0:13 I said this to my baseball team before

[@kaidie6504]

i can’t tell if i want to be him or be with him

[@sparkleonbi]

same

[@bofa987]

Knowing scout, this just sounds like one, long, continuous voice line.

[@martinaromerov.1342]

I love scout he's so cute and stupid and dorky thank you SO much

[@DerEi1290]

“Alright, I feel good :)👍”

[@KRUSH-R]

in the words of demoman - "oh that's gay"

[@elgatochurro]

He sounds so much like Jerma

[@risinivy]

4:17 watch the rest of this with your eyes closed, and prepare to feel very uncomfortable

[@Gacha_Copper]

no fr listening with your eyes closed is SO DIFFERENT

[@Gacha_Copper]

4:23 hits different tho... 😳

[@kenziemiranda909]

"Come to daddy"....I forgot how to breathe for approximately 20 seconds, I had to pause the video after that one-

[@englishmailbox8830]

Imagine being gay for scout. Now the holy mackerel on the other hand

[@AJgaming-ce1ln]

Do not fuck the fish

[@kingdom-dude]

People say Scout just annoys his team and is mean to them, but he literally values them as friends and likes to hang out with them

[@Z.C.8348]

That chuckle at the end tho.

[@gabe_gamer9320]

Voice lines coming from a self-proclaimed ladies' man is what make him my favorite class in the game.

[@sereenayushi6995]

I didn't know he had it in him lmao

[@TWO_Muffins1695]

Dear God, you've done it.

[@TheRealSinful]

I don't know why, but even the fact that those exist doesn't negate that most of the gameplay as Scout is just ADHD laughter.

[@blacck0ut177]

Gonna be honest if someone offers my a bucket of chicken they immediately win me over

[@nightmarebb7987]

1:44 Heheheh, You got a bomb on ya head, AH CREP I GOT A BOMB ON MY HEAD!

[@scottriddell3514]

3:53 my favourite line

[@madam-mint]

He’s a cocky fool, but based on some of his lines, he very likely is secretly a sweetheart lol

[@gloverwilliams]

Not much of a secret, given how he acts around Miss Pauling.

[@Nuruhraven]

"Low and Sexy-" Dude's yelling all the damn time lmfao

[@absolutemattlad2701]

Not very sexy, but some of these lines are honestly pretty endearing. I've seen a part of scout not often discussed.

[@Chwmrsal]

Dude, that "Hi Ma!" was so goddamn cute oh my gawd

[@Songjay]

I'm madly in love with this man

[@natiart]

I'm not simp Just In short 2:32 I think a lot of people have love-hate relationship with MANY characters from games, cartoons, etc. xD