TF2P: An Intellectual Documentary on Valve Servers

[@MRswipez1]

That beggining tho

[@eduardoisme1590]

coc k

[@rabbid3433]

hi weeb

[@larkstready]

6 years ago

[@halftime919]

@@rabbid3433 ...

[@flashter6101]

Paranoia that’s not very nice

[@thomasdandy2700]

Little did LazyPurple know spies would actually be able to throw money at people in the future. :P

[@robertdevereux6403]

I swear look at all of his videoss and he at least predicts one thing in the future even More proof hes a illuminate time traveler!

[@VitroTheAlien]

I AM GONNA BE THE BEST SNIPER EVER I AM GONNA RUN AROUND WITH SMG ONLY

[@TheTriforceCrusader]

My SMG has over 500 kills on it, I really am a good SMG sniper. So shut up and let the n00bs be n00bs and the pros be pros.

[@BudBonkerson]

choppas

[@deadrat8731]

dis is a lie

[@AngusGotSad]

SMG sniper is the only way to play sniper. I mean who actually uses the sniper as the sniper

[@TomahawkGaming-uh9ny]

XxSniperProxX : guys im new how do aim down sights

[@ablazedllama9925]

0:07 made me check steam

[@matthewforce]

+Ablazed Llama Me too xD

[@dirtbones3694]

+Ablazed Llama "I'M GOING TO BE THE BEST SNIPER EVER!"

[@Gam1ngGor1lla]

+Ablazed Llama Same XD

[@yummyeggyolk]

me too LOL

[@kevinacosta6624]

ass

[@Forcedminer]

4:38 Meet the laptop touchpad medic

[@Supore]

Not as bad as I once saw. Yeah. A touchpad SNIPER.

[@Forcedminer]

XD I was there once... Killing floor with a touch bad.... They aren't all that bad but i'll put it like this.. Touchpads are great for long range shooting.. But something comes up close.... like that medic... Thats what'll happen!

[@vaz270]

Im a touch pad medic fucking kill me

[@thatguybrody4819]

I began on touchpad and sniper was my main because it was the only class that was actually playable

[@roboticeggs]

u used to be that XD

[@samuelarthur5051]

4:40 meet the amazing scout

[@pootislandhorses7176]

+Aluxsem I'm running circles around ya

[@Gigidag77]

+BlazeLin Im running circles I'm runningi'mrunni'mrun

[@LordOfGilneas]

+Gigidag77 *Headshots* No.

[@VaultBoy6969]

Furry! Hide!

[@Gigidag77]

***** "Medic has left the game."

[@lami1253]

1:43 But...he is a one-eyed man. He probably has terrible depth perception. I think it's natural that he's so bad at aiming.

[@kensey9112]

It like he try make ricoshet kill like, meet the demo.

[@BudBonkerson]

Watching STAR_'s old TF2 videos makes me feel calm and a little nostalgic. Watching LazyPurple's old TF2 videos makes me sad. rip pubs

[@pepus777]

Juts go to a casual ctf map. Boom, pub.

[@AnyHeroBlake]

It's not the same without Lazy

[@Balaji387]

Galamere Yukp

[@Nervous_Leader]

Bud Bonkerson same

[@NotBigSurprise]

24/7 Community servers.

[@Stormghetti]

Dat Engineer was dumb enough to use his wrangler on a sapped sentry, lol.

[@riggygoyal]

Hola, mi hermano

[@Stormghetti]

Rigved Goyal Sup m8.

[@Stormghetti]

***** He has hats, that means he played for a lot of time. Your argument is invalid.

[@Stormghetti]

***** Thanks.

[@leqiwi1565]

Andrusto100 Or he just bought them ....

[@speedgravity2872]

I remember watching this when I was just a little gibus player.

[@LordWoodpecker]

me too my friend, me too.

[@derdeutscheeinwanderer6139]

me 2

[@tbirddddd]

I was more of a cheater's lament player, but that was before this video was made.

[@ResearcherKeagan]

xsouD same

[@chef9830]

He’s all grown up!

[@RakshasSimp]

5:58 When you enjoy a lazypurple's video and then you discover he's ded (again)

[@kaivirin]

True dat.

[@RakshasSimp]

***** i think not,he's just not gonna upload a video ever again

[@ebiljebus]

Thanks to Valve disabling Replay on their servers.

[@Usulcardo]

Valve servers dont even exist anymore

[@ner0b]

Invincible Nightmare tru👍

[@acemanaustin00]

4:45 looks like he got the new Orbiting Scout effect on his unusual

[@unclephil1799]

1:38 Eternal Reward doesn't have a death scream.

[@Kris-2]

rekt

[@user-ws8uw2jy2w]

MMM WHATCHA SAAAY

[@Георг-л5л]

Yep lazy purple added that sound effect.

[@brainmattersplatter2674]

***** Does with the newest update.

[@xenopug6390]

Xenomorph Drone we meet again!

[@alexanderstilianov]

7:53 изменения = changes (not "change" as in money) #NeverTrustGoogleTranslate

[@conagher]

To be clear, "изменения" have nothing to do with spare money in Russian language.

[@alexanderstilianov]

That's what I said. (I'm Bulgarian)

[@user-hf2yi2wo5m]

+Alex Wow,I'm Bulgarian too.Ко прайш бе,Гошо?

[@ewewes2539]

+Dob40BG im bulgarian too коста хора

[@abeardedperson105]

Зачем он сюда перевод а вложил бле

[@Forcedminer]

7:04 What if that scout really wanted to high five? :D

[@miracle5871]

He wouldn't choose Atomizer instead of reloading Scattergun then)

[@anonanonson5996]

Ahh, the old TF2, the times when it had constant updates, unusuals were rare, and having 3 cosmetics was something.

[@wongmartin1358]

1:47 that demoman WAS ME. I was playing that map,and suddenly my mouses battery turned off.then I hit a spy so I started shooting,I wasn't really paying attention to where I was going so I blew up.And I saw 'lazypurple'. That time I didn't know you were a youtuber!

[@milotome3652]

2:40 this must've been the most stressful moment of both player's lives

[@TheReefer17]

SPY...SAPPIN...MY..SEN..TRY...

[@TheWizardGuyWhoDoes]

With captions, "Spy whose from century am"

[@duckyfu....]

MirorBeeGaming spay's sappin mah santry

[@iamthechanceman]

It's been 3 years since Uber update right? People still bitch about f2p's? Edit: 4 years. Holy shit.

[@LocalPlane7]

Yes

[@lami1253]

Yakko Warner They do. :P

[@mrpainface8515]

Yakko Warner ...it HAS been 3 years hasn't it? Damn...

[@bryantdeng3457]

Yakko Warner yes

[@TheGoldenBoo]

Yakko Warner Yeah, it's pretty dumb.

[@TheBigSad8247]

2:17 The frustrations of sharing with another giver... it's hilarious! XD

[@vilmavaitonyte2451]

ok

[@Kittertf]

I miss the old days of tf2.

[@vertipop]

don’t we all?

[@ahmetergul4131]

@Pivot pictures exept bots

[@xxwoodenswordxx3488]

Lol

[@ahmetergul4131]

@@xxwoodenswordxx3488 man bots is stronger than hackers

[@ahmetergul4131]

@@Nuuk_Nuke_Nook hey I play causel game because I only play for fun.

[@tf2engineer]

Please give us an updated version of a documentary on casuals

[@tf2engineer]

dont b ded pls

[@BOXXYwhat]

Yes

[@TheZombieTurkey]

Yes

[@Kindred_Val]

I like how all the f2p's go to war and all the P2P's fuck around in spawn or something xD

[@michaeladams3762]

So the tables are turned.

[@Kindred_Val]

+Michael Adams I meant F2P's are sweaty nerds.

[@Kindred_Val]

+Michael Adams ;)

[@michaeladams3762]

0/10 reply, you didn't even try.

[@Kindred_Val]

+Michael Adams You're not worth my time.

[@BFDudes]

I love the blue spies at 6:08, the turn they do towards LazyPurple when he uncloaks is priceless.

[@BedessGaming]

dat engie tried to wrangler his sapped sentry xD

[@StopTheImpossible]

I laughed at that point because it brought him to his demise.

[@borkikong8339]

That whole part was sad, did it never occur to him that maybe he has some sort of gun? Maybe one that has spread and could easily hit the spy?

[@junorequiem7199]

4:44 i'm running circles around ya

[@pollenzx]

jt music hm

[@Gardivanyth]

1:45 He's trying to reenact the scene from Meet the Demoman.

[@sarasantisi5143]

6:31 the dead spy is like "oh, I love this coloring book!"

[@meldsher3313]

8:00 As a Russian, I actually laughed at that translation xD

[@timofeybushev1144]

Ты здесь не один, товарищ

[@gibbous_silver]

What does it mean

[@Secto-R]

@@gibbous_silver English: Help me! (Give me the spare change) Should have been: Помогите мне! (Подайте мне мелочи) Instead of: Помогите мне! (Дайте мне запасных изменения) This means: Help me! (Give me the spare changes (as in alterations))

[@HeavyAndZeMedic]

5:06 is probably my favorite. the part that makes me laugh is when the Scout gets up close with his melee and just disappears when he's shot lmao. it makes me laugh everytime.

[@Sournale]

4:07 that demoman though

[@systemical1]

oh hi

[@thesonicgalaxy]

*I AM GOING TO BE THE BEST SNIPER EVER* *I AM GOING TO RUN AROUND WITH THE SMG ONLY* I need more friends like that.

[@Wyvernized]

allow me to help with that! :D

[@redcom25]

I played a round of MvM last night with a bunch of friends. I proceeded to spend all my credits on the Holiday Punch for Heavy and just punched robots to death. Then a tank came and I was the only one standing inside 50 scout robots. I got slaughtered.

[@fujisauce2002]

even tho this was three years ago i can lend a hand

[@Wafflebrogaming]

2:44 I like the dipstick demo who did nothing to stop the spy.

[@KisliyGolub]

Looks like you used a google translator, because phrase "Дайте мне запасных изенения" is pointless

[@KisliyGolub]

And "The End" translates like: "Конец", but not "В Конце"

[@jamessharp8391]

Obsidian The Undestructible nope, chuck testa

[@Weldedhodag]

Obsidian The Undestructible This was made 3 years ago, before Google Translate got its shit together

[@_sm1leyface_]

Дай мне запасные измениния.

[@hellhedgehog2560]

Yeah, the phrase "Подай мелочи" is a more correct translation.....

[@JoNarDLoLz]

Looking back at it, this video is the one that got me into TF2 10 years ago. Thank you, LazyPurple , for creating this video and introducing to this awesome game

[@luizausiza]

''Slap my hand'' *Scout tries to taunt kill* ''Nope, backstabed.'' ''Slap my hand'' HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHAA

[@thatguybrody4819]

Yup. Never taunt a spy unless it's snipers stabstabstab. And hello sovietwomble

[@dustydinoface]

Lol love the username

[@justsomerobloxvids1791]

Betchu thought that spy was dead. Nope. Chuck Testa.

[@Goofygooberston]

Ive played f2p for 2 hours and decided that the game was fun enough to spend money on. So I've bought some spy stuff for like 5 euros. Does that make me a better player? No. It just means that I've spent money on the game amd that is it.

[@KayJayFusion]

It's clear you still have the mindset of a F2P player because you spent money on "Spy stuff" that's a waste of money. Buy keys, sell keys and finally buy stuff with ref.

[@jermasus]

its not how that works most people dont buy things in the game until they played for long enough to not suck when you stops sucking normally thats when you buy keys to get into some trading. At that point you pretty much is a average p2p player also I don't hate on f2p nor p2p unless they do something rude or uses cheats/hacks

[@jermasus]

But with the economy these days.... Almost 20 ref a key, pretty much impossible to even make enough profit for a conga taunt or something

[@BonnieFluff]

MegaYourek Have you killed any taunters (dont,its a dick move)

[@ven3558]

+MegaYourek sorry but i havent seen someone with an unusual or especially an australium suck yet. when you spend more than 50$ on a item you're most likely already committed to the game and you're good enough to love it and buy a real rare item

[@plateofbacon8069]

I hate it when people take the medkit, yet they see that you are on fire and about to die.

[@vulture_5212]

Same here

[@HomelessSoldierMan]

I hate when a heavy has like 285 health and takes a full size health kit

[@generalzeta7000]

I think I'm that dead soldier at the start.

[@MsHarpsychord]

4:20 i've done that before so funny using a dead ringer, one time i purposely acted like a noob spy and hid in one of the most common spy hiding spots for payload even though i knew a spy was shooting at me, the jewel to the gold was he freaking taunted on my "dead body" i turn around and backstab him.

[@ff430spider]

The Twilicane (MrRexel14) Sure, ms.pony.

[@christmasbunker7734]

Mhm...You are saying true like 2 liars...

[@gaborgolan9701]

Nice

[@CityState_of_Valletta]

"You had more kills as sniper that round than your previous best!" XD

[@yungblud2000]

4:40 "i'm runnin' circles around ya"

[@Zakumei]

this is how i originally found lazypurple. its so funny to see someone you followed so long finally blow up

[@kara5518]

4:33 I never thought i would see myself on KZbin, Nice Job recordin' dat!

[@aussiebullet]

As a TF2 player only 2020 to present day and this video I can't safely say that TF2 humour has basically stayed the same it it's lifetime and im happy for it.

[@kingjules8744]

2:55 Did he- Did he just try to use a Wrangler while his sentry was _SAPPPED?!_

[@Rowcan]

You know, even after *six years* 5:07 still makes me laugh every time. "IGOTEMIGOTEMIGOTEMAAAAAUUUUH"

[@TheRareOn]

RIP VALVE SERVERS

[@lotuszoitachi7653]

I don't know why I find 1:11 so hilarious xD

[@THEmlgprominerGT]

i find it hilarious because the spy just suddenly falls

[@StopTheImpossible]

Funny is typically noted as something out of the ordinary, and/or unexpected. Which is why when the spy was airborne with music playing in slow motion instantly going to increased speed, the music stopping, and the huge thump of the spy colliding with the roof caused you to laugh.

[@THEmlgprominerGT]

Beholden Honda O_e ok i dont know what you just typed and im too lazy to read it. xD

[@StopTheImpossible]

Well your decision belongs to you.

[@BlubberMcBlubbington]

***** OH BUT IT ONLY MEANT WAYY

[@BaconMaken]

I haven't played a Valve server in a very long time. It would seem all of the people who don't know how to play on any other server also don't know how the game works. Makes a lot of sense when you get down to the core of the stupid.

[@PTownHeroo]

That rap was dope.

[@xxxshadowstriderxxx]

spy: "No."

[@NotBigSurprise]

But wrong.

[@CargoCommando]

it's amazing how this went from his 1st most viewed video to now his 17th because the how it feels series is so popular. To me, this is still the lazypurple all time classic vid

[@foohba1]

I demand a video with Star_, Jerma, LazyPurple, Displeased Eskimo, and Nilsey.

[@nyimaming6197]

what about shibby and boo

[@foohba1]

You make a fair point. CORRECTION: Star_, Jerma, Shibby, Boo, LazyPurple, Displeased Eskimo, Nilsey, and Ace

[@nyimaming6197]

Yes that would be AWESOME

[@foohba1]

You know Displeased Eskimo?

[@nyimaming6197]

kinda lol i looked him up because im kinda obsessed with tf2 commentators and all tf2 but he didn't upload in 2 years

[@WheatleyApertureCience]

R.I.P soldier

[@NotBigSurprise]

He died as a Soldier and deserved it for being a Soldier. And for trying to kill LazyPurple.

[@TheDud247]

there needs to be more videos like this.

[@theimperialcombine]

0:11 a twitter user named Bonk Boy used this clip and I keep hearing something about this player being scott cawthon

[@morganmememachine466]

7:53 I seriously hope that translation fail was on purpose. XD

[@mutilator97]

I don't get the joke at 0:40 still. Help me understand please?

[@DrNazus]

The only thing I can think of is that they're both going melee. Apart from that, no idea.

[@Jurachee]

Really? They're both just standing there not contributing at all.

[@actingboi815]

Schlock Holmes that's the point

[@DrNazus]

Oh.

[@Jurachee]

Dominic Lee I know that, I was telling them the joke since they didn't seem to understand.

[@dddmemaybe]

0:09 I was on fullscreen and minimized to check my steam. derp

[@ShwintyKat]

This was my favorite years and years ago and, despite all the memes, I still come back to it

[@potato1341]

Uploaded: *7 years ago* Man TF2 never changes...

[@lol93716]

4:40 how the fuck does that guy have a hat?

[@Radioactive4Boom]

Jorer Lu hes wondering why such a noob has a hat.

[@SnikkasHD]

It is a hat that has been given out to all players who logged in at a certain period of time, i believe. Its that paperhat. Even i got it so its nothing special :D Which illustrates his skills, also. :D

[@Radioactive4Boom]

lol

[@BaconMaken]

He bought it?

[@lol93716]

I don`t think a guy that bad would buy a hat

[@gasolineandwine]

4:48 "I'm running in circles around ya!"

[@SomeCleanTrash]

This is some educative thing I've even seen in my life. 1:33 - To make enemies believe that you aren't a spy, use Z + 7

[@spoder22]

lazypurple you can rap way better than 2 chainz

[@Flamingtaco580]

It's not lazy purple rapping, it's one of his friends.

[@fluorescentschine6437]

why were you losing health with the boxing gloves of running urgently ?

[@japeape8381]

that's how they used to be before they were patched to make you take mini crits instead.

[@fluorescentschine6437]

max lederer OH thanks for telling me

[@MasterOfHelium]

7:52 Да бля, опять Гуглотранслэйт!

[@ИванИванов-г9ш2р]

*****, но можно было и уточнить у русскоговорящих китайцев.

[@thefuckingkiska1737]

Обидно пиздец

[@yaboi-ts4rr]

I DONT SPEAK COMMUNISM

[@azharmassangaliyeva217]

ya boi are u stupid? Xd

[@bepy.]

извините, я не говорю на коммунизме

[@montywh]

that moment with the spy and demo staring at each other. honestly reminds me of my early noob days. i went medic, and i was healing an enemy spy disguised as me... we just stared at each other, and i wasn't even thinking about his name. i imagine he must've been laughing his ass off on his end

[@Lucas19Santana98]

I finally find the music that starts at 0:32, its called The Gonk Extended - Dawn of the Dead. You're welcome.

[@BlinkTF2]

0:52 You will never get better than this Purple.

[@shuglug]

Slap my hand..... Slap it now

[@justanotherschmuck4149]

i think this may be my favorite video on the internet

[@bennym82]

Hey, what's the song at 0:33? PS-That 'Darude-Sandstorm' joke isn't funny in any way. It's pathetic really. Cheers.

[@hydrocarbonartichoke]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/jGeZnmhojquNeMk

[@UnethicalEthic]

Get Recommended eight years later thanks KZbin

[@gestalt147]

all hoovys all suys all dispenser scouts and w+m1 pyros

[@kevindelrio2687]

Aah yes a scout takes your medkit and when you die a medic appears

[@oysenberry]

7:46 This reminds me of something: whenever I try to be Friendly Heavy, the F2P players always try kill me. This happens most with Butterknife Spies and Baseball Bat Scouts.

[@NotBigSurprise]

Uhh, Soldiers don't have knives or baseball bats, or at least the kind of people who would kill friendlies to feed their strange professional killstreak australlium rocket launcher.

[@DialogYoutuber]

"В конце" - It's a wrong. "Конец" - is good. P. S: I'm from Russia :D

[@der_aschfahl]

P.S Me too XD

[@Maxxon89]

Pootis from Ukraine.

[@jesusman5335]

2:40 oh no my sentry is getting sapped! Quickly pull out meh wrangler!

[@smocast738]

Wow, what a throwback. It's truly amazing how far you've come.

[@vitoxd51]

2:33 I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING OH MY GOD

[@SunspaceStudioProductions]

I thought the rap was actually pretty good, no?

[@bonecodoposto4618]

this is a time capsule

[@wifeburger]

knowing that there's a non zero chance that "the general" in the first clip could be scott cawthon makes the schadenfraude so funny

[@joeypickering5273]

wait how was that his old username or sumthin

[@Smileandwavelol]

3:25 You now have one more subscriber.

[@whulum]

That rap was awesome :D And sadly 100% true :(

[@NotBigSurprise]

Don't you hate when you are having a party and one of your teammates goes and starts capping? It's specially annoying in hightower!

[@nostur4984]

The funny thing is this is still accurate to this day.

[@Miley.P.Fresh.]

Just thinking this long ago any it’s good quality a real hero

[@TobeasJ]

Digging that rap, brotha.

[@SmaltTV]

Straight up OG.

[@desmondnunez01]

Here's a better way to look like a homeless Heavy: Tuff Stuff Muffs Leftover Trap Rat stompers Enjoy!

[@mxcascade]

And now they fucked up quickplay so you cant handpick whichever map you want

[@Wintd1]

Valve mentioned that they're gonna try and fix this, as well as remove abandonment penalties for leaving a casual match

[@gale1243]

Now you can

[@klim-]

+Morrissey Trebley they fixed it :)

[@SnowKitzMuhahaha]

watching that medic uber the spy that just killed heavy was so painful

[@olivebates]

How is none of this a setup, when he changes camera angles, and even sees it from the other person pov?

[@GooseWhisperer]

Replays >.>

[@olivebates]

Giovanni Peyo It's my oc

[@AFastidiousCuber]

Gilberto226RS Valve servers allow replays now?

[@gladoxia]

Giovanni Peyo It's an exploitable drawing. knowyourmeme.com/memes/people/maki-drawgirl-badfox

[@olivebates]

***** Ah, thank you. I've been wanting to find that for ages.

[@letsgococo5192]

the rap is not as bad as you said, it's the main reason i watch the video

[@TSGPrestonEvans]

7:55 audio from Awfulfawful? Or something of that matter?

[@bennewman8810]

I think the weird noises were from "worker and parasite" from the simpsons

[@bdr6203]

0:00 And that's exactly when it started

[@alex857tgg]

Yt reccomenidg this 8 years ago KZbin in 2020: yes

[@whitestorm102]

Slap it now!

[@zechert]

i just had to laugh at 1:44 lol

[@WEndro333]

Slap My Hand

[@Alikaryn]

I love your profile pic

[@zechert]

Pinkie Pie thanks, i like yours too :)

[@Alikaryn]

haha pinkamena lovers unite! /)

[@WEndro333]

Oh the noes D:

[@spacecorewheatley3711]

Homeless Heavy is hillarious as heck xD HELP ME! "Walks away"