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0:52 Metal Gear Solid Theme
1:21 Earthbound - Hi Hi Hi
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2:50 Libera Me From Hell
4:00 Super Smash Bros. Smash 4 - Onett + winter
7:23 Wario Land 4 - Toy Block Tower
9:38 Yoshi's Island DS - Windblown Wilderness
10:57 Earthbound - The Power
11:24 Countryside Living - Sight of Wonders
14:58 Double Chery Pass - 3D Super Mario World
17:33 Nightmare in Dreamland - Boss Battle
18:12 Piranha Creeper Creek - 3D Super Mario World
20:41 Faron Woods - Legend of Zelda Skyward Sword
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[@LazyPurple]

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[@theyedmeister6981]

Do a backflip!

[@OzKo]

Please I loved this, just like I love you

[@striderwhiston9897]

ok purpler

[@mariobros237]

Lazy, what mic do you have? (or audio gear in general)

[@striderwhiston9897]

@Finian Percell We don't care.

[@PanRokador]

"I'll play medic" Current objective: *Survive.*

[@lewhanwen4302]

With Reach out today...lmfao

[@Amaryllistrololo]

As a medic main i approve.

[@tasertag7513]

@@Amaryllistrololo Very yes.

[@mattsalafia9921]

Yes

[@alialatrach9788]

Something only us main Medics will prioritize! 😂😂👌👌

[@TheMinecraftfreak668]

"Why use the knife" *Casually flexes Saxxy*

[@fissionist2158]

Unorthodox display of hubris but very well!

[@thesaltiesttuna5796]

@@fissionist2158 Ayy I get that reference

[@dominorborg605]

Imagine being just a normal heavy trying to play a normal king of the hill match and then a gibus toting demoman followed by 4 medics shanks you with a bottle.

[@GoldenStreak9k]

I have just imagined it, *it was terrifying*

[@sendie7645]

I would be honored

[@dunnowhatoputhere_]

@@GoldenStreak9k i told my team to do it. I had two kritz, one uber, one vaccinator. But instead of the meds using kritz i got random crits instead

[@bungerroyale5144]

@@dunnowhatoputhere_poggers.

[@samamamacusb2049]

EMOTIONAL DAMAGE

[@krausercruz2780]

You cant stop Scoober. He has no fear, no regrets, no idea whats going on but gad dangit he is going in.

[@Ari_Drwz]

He should be nicknamed, "_Scoober_ the Brave"

[@definitelyahuman1871]

Me: i probably wont get attached to scoober Scoober: *starts drowning* Me: SCOOBER NOOOOOO

[@killjoy2249]

Sameee ;-;

[@klevmeister1g]

*literally 30 minutes later:* DON'T DIE NOW, NOOOO

[@spooderlover3512]

I actually felt proud of him when he finally bottled that heavy You did it scoober, you mad man you

[@definitelyahuman1871]

@@spooderlover3512 he will live forever in our hearts, bottling our sorrows away

[@Exozealots]

One Like = One more Bottle Kills for Scoober

[@LAZERAK47V2]

Scoober with 4 medics healing him Pyro with the Third Degree: They all laughed at me! They all laughed at me! Well, who's laughing now?

[@mabelpines1825]

I am

[@St-ef9ru]

@@mabelpines1825 no you are not

[@TF2CrunchyFrog]

Third Degree: "My day has finally come outside of MvM! Praise GabeN!"

[@Xanman22512]

Scoober, that's who!

[@kjiop1180]

They called me a madman

[@merpderp06]

Why I am I laughing so much at “thank you to scout’s left nut”

[@TriflingToad]

3:24

[@maximilianlukinic4787]

Yes

[@Carrion_Cadaver]

Bro I died at baby soldier with his dads laptop

[@catgoesboing]

3:31

[@braixenchan7791]

Im gonna name my strange specialized bootle "_Scoober_" in memory of this madman

[@SomeFreakingCactus]

Maybe name it something like “_Scoober_’s OJ”. There’s only one _Scoober_.

[@dr_doot]

“ Scoober underwater” u can say the he is a scoober diver

[@asa-ks1vf]

you win at life and everything that comes next

[@pathfinder2720]

you are a legend

[@Jeremy-ld9wt]

That's nothing. Go to 24:16. It's a Scoober Uber.

[@limbo2433]

I love you and hate you at the same time

[@nofrbls3640]

Im so upset I made the same joke 2 months ago and didnt see your comment, well played,

[@CBCsolar]

Scoober broke my heart, not like in a bad way he was just so adorable. My little brother tried tf2 about a month ago and he showed me his pyro 5 kill streak while smiling like hell. He asked me if i could do that (I'm a pyro main) and when i got a 13 kill streak he just looked at me in awe, he then used the degreaser when he saw me do the degreaser + flare combo and when he got it about 40 minutes later he had recorded the replay on his phone cause he didn't know how to save replays, god, they're different yet so alike

[@memelurd7341]

This is wholesome

[@popcat8447]

Wholesome 100

[@decaytred9500]

Aww, that's adorable

[@lisao6091]

You must guide your brother down the path of TF2, you are our only hope.

[@CBCsolar]

@@lisao6091 Consider it done

[@gameboy3d943]

“I have an army.” We have a Scoober.

[@Red-mg4ro]

God, just imagine what Blu team thought of Scoober. You cap the point no problem, then a Gibbus Demo with a bottle and FOUR Meds comes charging at you. Are two of them Krits, and two Stock? Is it some bot thing with Med bots? Is this some new friendly meme? Is he going to somehow teamwipe you and win?

[@fedethegreat88]

Imagine if every medic has a different medigun: stock and kritz for obvious reasons, quick fix and vacc to protect Scoober while the stock medic charges his uber

[@PaPaTheStallion]

"How it feels to be Scoober"

[@quinngonzalez7959]

That would actually be a hilarious video

[@hades2.q182]

True we need this

[@olivermaldonado601]

This needs to happen

[@mr.quackers2590]

YEZ DO IT

[@pankoniko6479]

Next lazypurple video...

[@invenblocker]

20:14 "I made a whole video about this." That might be, but when looking at you, the soldier did not see a class that could reflect rockets. He saw a class that could absorb rockets.

[@william_brobrine8975]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@yourpalbryan1442]

Like 1, 2 and 3!

[@KaveMan_]

Your Pal Bryan Ohhhhh I love direct hits!

[@yourpalbryan1442]

@@KaveMan_ If ONLY there was a rocket launcher made for this purpose!

[@spooderlover3512]

@@yourpalbryan1442 I love using the direct hit rocket launcher

[@slurpythedog2153]

I think Lazy friended Scoober or something, he's at the end of the Demoman extras video in the drunk montage, and as far as I can tell, the drunk stream isn't in this video.

[@twitchyeyess]

HE BETTER HAVE

[@cosmiceyness]

scoober new god

[@fleshdadbot6852]

..when

[@paraphidd]

Scoober is also in his massive clip dump and fucking pops off too

[@PyranoTheDev]

@@paraphidd didn't Scoober also use Party Chat in that vid?

[@warpotato5077]

25:42 look at how the pyro exits the screen, I’m dead

[@Draedon126]

Pyro: I ain't dealing with this man who did not mention everything about pyro unlike the other classes

[@fissionist2158]

*chooses Medic* *four snipers on the team* “Yeeahh, that seems about riight.”

[@noodleman4555]

Fissile Fission I see what you did there!

[@OverZeelous]

It's only about right when they all willingly walk off high ground.

[@HellBlade-od2mf]

Thats actually the worst thing as medic xD

[@janb.3600]

You know what this team needs? Five more snipers!

[@alialatrach9788]

When I got from 2 to 4 heavy, it's hard to decide who's of out them will be my little boy to charge him. 😂😂

[@DoctorW42]

This is made even funnier by the fact that from Dane's perspective, you couldn't even tell anything was wrong.

[@bearandthebull2372]

Dane:"Huh lazy's being pretty quiet today" Lazy:(internal screaming as his world is falling apart)

[@troyklein6379]

@@bearandthebull2372 I fell out of my chair

[@mikethebikegaming9646]

@@troyklein6379 they shouldnt have left you, im sorry.

[@TheYeetedMeat]

@@mikethebikegaming9646 What does this mean

[@SergeantDoorknob13]

@@troyklein6379 i didnt a- *gunshots* "NOBODY LIKES IT WHEN YOU SAY 'I DIDNT ASK"

[@austinlatshaw1049]

"I learned how to play like, a whole 2 minutes of the halo theme on the violin" **halo music plays** "And no one cared" **aUuAWgH**

[@egg5802]

18:41 he salutes as he falls, that's dedication

[@aaaadrcrf]

True American

[@elbinopaper4629]

8:48 “Truth is kid, game was rigged from the start” “I agree with your statement sniper”

[@canofraidantandroachspray8415]

the fact is he got shot in the head and lived which is canon to new vegas

[@squallded7244]

@@canofraidantandroachspray8415 yess lol that was perfect

[@canofraidantandroachspray8415]

@Morgan Green i think you misunderstood, i was pointing out the incidental similarities to the two media (seeing as in NV you live from a gunshot to the head) and making a side-point that the scout could be the courier no, im not sorry you don't understand yes, i am sorry for the long response

[@app_manifestation]

So albino paper is black?

[@GDRunny]

I must find myself in agreement with the statement you have recently made, mundee.

[@draconocor1309]

Looks like someone forgot his air tank when he went scoober diving

[@emenova3553]

Gotta dive for them scoober snacks

[@olivermaldonado601]

Draconocor I think I love that joke

[@venezolanoanimatios5863]

dad jokes join in the chat

[@johnoneill1386]

07:35 I lost my shit at the clapping.

[@SodaBlack]

Best sentence “THANK YOU SCOUTS LEFT NUT!!!”

[@ThomasG_]

7:08 high-fiving a pink-bearded enemy and then getting shot at the precise moment of impact by a sniper who then congas at you. That's a quintessential TF2 moment.

[@shockmaster0792]

No no, you have a point...

[@the_mushroom_lad4643]

7:00 go away demo man that was me XD

[@swordslash50]

when stabby stabby high fives you in tf2

[@pancakeperson8905]

I thought that was the Kazotsky Kick

[@ThomasG_]

@@pancakeperson8905 It might be, I'm not sure

[@drakskull4085]

Scoober: Goes with his meelee The 3 medics healing him: GET THEM GET THEM

[@thenekokatze1141]

4 medics

[@neytorgames2922]

IS THAT A GRAVITY FALLS REFERENSE OF THE "GET EM" GUY?

[@Tr0lliPop]

4

[@Daniel-wu6pl]

as that guy from gravity falls would say: *_GIIET EM GIIET EM!_*

[@KraylebStudios]

Most Players: "I main X sometimes!" Lazy: "I'm the master of all!"

[@milk1852]

Not medic, though.

[@jakethebaconhair29]

@@milk1852lazypurple still hasnt mastered medic fr

[@calamaria9624]

The adventures of Scooter and his four medics was my favorite part. The man with nothing but a wonky controller, a bottle, and a dream.

[@Valtremors]

"Put me out. FREE TO PLAY PYRO PUT ME OUT!" That phrase had so much emotion in it.

[@retrauk]

Big Door Stuck energy.

[@Wolvenworks]

3 years of not playing TF2 and i can still relate to F2P pyros not knowing what RMB does

[@pillowfort1722]

6:25

[@repos12]

"Kill the engineer!" "Whoops, killed the sniper" - Huntsman in a nutshell

[@andro.txt0]

yup

[@echo5989]

That's why they are refered to as The Lucksman

[@elidaleal8769]

"Wait that actually worked?"

[@echo5989]

@@WISmedi r/technicallythetruth

[@CBeavr]

how it FEELS to play with the huntsman

[@ragegamer2589]

"You did it Scoober you crazy man you did it" Scoober: :D

[@Cannedwater_]

3:32 I don't know why but I couldn't stop laughing at this for a solid 10 minutes before finally moving on to the video-

[@wisdomax2891]

I love how when he said the Benny line the scout didn't die JUST like in the game

[@mint-flavouredsand8943]

Reaction was basically the same too

[@bennytheadventurekidbtak2346]

Did you say benny??? Well the you just met me :)

[@graneishere9658]

I love that game though

[@moaneytoe6700]

Falling out the toilet, new vegan

[@ffffffffROTHY]

And so the Courier, who had cheated death in the cemetery outside Goodsprings, cheated death once again, and the Mojave Wasteland was forever changed.

[@jaidenester8714]

19:53 "If I moved left, I would have died. If I was there a second later, I would have died. If the wind was blowing right, I would have died. And if..."

[@spooderlover3512]

Point is I survived and this guy is like "I found you fak-"

[@dankmemes8254]

Jesus christ it is Jason borne

[@ims2129]

I’m practically unstoppable, running rounds around the enemy- hit the bricks pal, you’re done.

[@echo5989]

hm, this is genuinely familiar

[@MyLifewX]

Ok look nobody’s perfect

[@Profile__1]

17:41 Lazy sounds like a coughing dog when he's exasperated.

[@joelabrecque9248]

8:55 that's more or less what happens in fallout as well.

[@nathanshriver9896]

If scoober really is just a kid, I hope he finds this video years later and knows just how much joy he's brought.

[@Jun-Kyard]

:(

[@nathanshriver9896]

@@Jun-Kyard Why the :( ?

[@birbdeye]

@@nathanshriver9896 whos scoober I was too lazy to watch the entire vid

[@vicdoesgaming7570]

@@birbdeye 21:00 watch from there on You'll understand

[@Joohyeahh]

@@birbdeye bruh scoober is litteraly the best part of the video

[@sugarcombfilms3467]

Lazy Purple: “Enjoy this raw content!” Also Lazy Purple: Edits better than 99% of gameplay channels to make a 30 minute long video of nothing but charisma

[@waffleblitzkrieg1765]

Imagine what we would have if he wasn't lazy. All I'm saying is we may have a saxxy winner

[@Despacitoian]

Waffle Blitzkrieg wait wasn’t he using a saxxy in part of the stream

[@plastoaide]

Huh, that sounds like Jerma.

[@sugarcombfilms3467]

Hypnrr-Hyde who's that?

[@plastoaide]

@@sugarcombfilms3467 You don't know about the local and late funny man? 5"2 Tall streamer? Nah, inside jokes aside, Jerma was an older TF2 content creator who often plays with his friend Star_ who you might have heard. Sadly for us, they both moved on from the game and are both now streamers. If you have a few spare minutes and actually give one to this wall of text I made, then I suggest checking out the "Jerma is Mad" videos they made years ago to know who they basically are.

[@m4tk461]

“Is this pyro real?” Pyro: Raise his hand up and say thank

[@noahd4632]

At 20:34 Scoober reflects a rocket for a kill. So either he was just trolling after Lazy noticed or someone else took over

[@cojack1118]

Scoober's a little confused, but he's got the spirit.

[@aaronbasham6554]

Well see him again, as the world's best demo knight

[@thomasjaredsarabia8267]

Nothing can stop him

[@thomasjaredsarabia8267]

Lmao 3 default pfp

[@lessel3465]

For

[@thomasjaredsarabia8267]

What how

[@purplehaze2358]

Scoober is a primordial deity.

[@darkmagician4697]

You are everywhere I look

[@purplehaze2358]

@@darkmagician4697 I comment on every video I watch.

[@NawoIl]

@@purplehaze2358 holy sweet mother of joseph its truly him what is this new SCP called dr

[@AngryCaesCorporation]

Get out of here Mr Bright, you're not allowed here.

[@mitchinatr7093]

We need research on this SCP as soon as possible.

[@ceae69]

8:48 this scene had me dying

[@Zanophane_Gaming]

20:33 scoober reflects rocket back to sentry. what a mad lad

[@twitchyeyess]

Check kill feed for explanation. Godspeed scoober!

[@jeninimas]

9:49 shoutout to the soldier that got 3 achievements at once

[@kidvex5741]

Noice

[@luckygamer_1252]

Thenimas nice

[@zegpath81]

Noice

[@diegordi1394]

Heh heh, noice.

[@pixelmaster98]

only 2 "real ones" though, one of them was a milestone

[@jamesboland2813]

“Bold of you to assume I exist” *X Files theme plays*

[@plcinto4042]

Did you just assume my existence?!?

[@God-hp2gx]

tHaTs SeXiSm

[@Sir_Bucket]

@@God-hp2gx you're going to shame me just because my skin is NON EXISTANT?!

[@jamesboland2813]

@Erutan Egaro *My Life as a Skinless Cadaver, directed by Eli Roth*

[@MagnumMaxton]

Scoober also haunts Uncle Dane’s How to Fight Every Class in TF2 (As Engineer) 23:15

[@daphnesheets4879]

9:04 THE TIMING OF THAT DONATION THO

[@MoonatikYT]

8:48 this is actually a perfect replication of the intro to new vegas: dude gets shot in the head, they miraculously survive, and the one who shot them ends up dying instead

[@MrJinglejanglejingle]

...It... Really is, huh?

[@brucesimpson3945]

Shet you u right

[@NintendoNerd64]

new vegas speedrun

[@Qwozocube]

Scout is The Courier confirmed.

[@aturnedfirotent]

Scoober: does anything Lazy: we will have great interest in your career

[@aturnedfirotent]

@Brandon Dulce thanks

[@bernardonegri5416]

"You have limitless potential"

[@themicroknight6634]

4:54 "does every sticky count as it's own trap?" -Lazy poopoo

[@oldsuperthing1234]

"Bold of you to assume I exist" has to be one of my favorite chat quotes.

[@necrodancer1876]

The Scoober part had me rolling lol. Especially when he had the four medics on him lol. "YOU ARE THE CHOSEN ONE!"

[@KrodaStagg]

Like Kanye said, "No one man should have all that power"

[@afuea-qg5yo]

Scoober is god himself

[@necrodancer1876]

@@afuea-qg5yo Indeed! He shall smite those unworthy to live with his bottle!

[@necrodancer1876]

@@KrodaStagg Exactly lol

[@TheRealLittleBIGhead]

He was good, son, real good.

[@alexanderharrison7421]

_Scoober_ is the son of Bearded Expense, he has yet to realize his true power though

[@Finnishnat-conservativedot7126]

Finn too?

[@fortyonesix2028]

*I Haven't Gotten To That Part of The Anime Yet God Damn It SPOILERS*

[@bungersinyourarea]

Lol, met him in a koth game, still rocking the demoknight

[@jackbennett6902]

And when he does, may God help us all.

[@exctubi2ilator474]

Amen

[@TheObtuseBagel]

4:52 "Your stickies have never truly missed untill you have detonated them" - LazyPurple

[@Manglet762]

16:13 When you scream at someone to swing first and are surprised when they do.

[@thelivingglitch1371]

“Truth is, kid: the game was rigged from the start.” Yeah, but not in your favor.

[@benjaminkingsley-jones7832]

It’s even more accurate, because the courier survives the headshot

[@roktman]

@@benjaminkingsley-jones7832 exactly what i thought to myself lol

[@sydssolanumsamsys]

@@benjaminkingsley-jones7832 lol

[@peanutgallery5427]

"truth is kid, game was rigged from the start" damn rite it was

[@bee2bee880]

People have a nasty habit of surviving being shot in the head when someone says that.

[@Alex-xi4jl]

Y E S, I L I K E T H I S.

[@vidku]

rite

[@temdoesntknow6122]

Im honestly starting to think scoober started the demoman thing, like look at the dude running around with a bottle. No way anybody was as smart as scoober

[@filename2793]

22:49 this scene would go well with the mvm theme someome should make an sfm of the same demoman and medics doing the same thing with the mvm theme

[@Scubadog_]

purple: truth is, the game was rigged from the start. scout: quest added "ain't that a kick in the head"

[@nobiegun3898]

It was great

[@Dabadi4834]

Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish a nuclear winter

[@nobiegun3898]

You have been vilified by the ncr

[@ryanmerrell6879]

X 

[@slowlearner46]

That moment you had with Stabby before getting sniped had me on the ground laughing.

[@eeveeman5659]

I thought he did the kill-bind gag before checking the kill feed

[@mr.stormz1981]

Literally anyone can write that comment for a heart. 😔🙄

[@chippotato5647]

It was even funnier when later on he basically became the sniper in a very similar situation involving the Demomen.

[@Tokiko]

Is someone mad they didn’t get nootiiced?~

[@algernon7272]

I like to imagine two scenarios. Either 1. Scoober in this video is a 10 year old kid playing on his older siblings account for the first time, Lazy friended them and the scoober we see in later videos is that older sibling, or 2. We get to see Scoober become better at the game over the course of multiple videos. I don’t know which one I like more.

[@birchtree334]

Lazy has the best, cutest, most preciouses laugh I've ever heard

[@ChakraX2]

8:45 That's it, that's the ENTIRE plot of Fallout New Vegas right there

[@TheEepyMagi]

Last I checked Benny didn't spontaneously combust after shooting the courier but otherwise pretty accurate /j

[@ChakraX2]

@@TheEepyMagi That depends on what weapons you used and what perks.

[@SFMExtraordinare]

17:40 As a medic main: I felt those exasperated laughs and that "help"

[@dragasalt7493]

Thank you Okuyasu, very cool

[@-gheist-]

we all felt that.

[@OmegaChase1002]

*no one helped*

[@echobyte9377]

thanks okuyasu, very nice

[@joda7697]

Wait isn't medic more Josuke's thing?

[@hugebaIIs]

The Scoober part was oddly wholesome :,)

[@nikinikipikipiki8547]

That part about scobber literally made me cry pf laughter

[@ZeDiglett]

"The Chronicles of Scoober" when

[@CreepsMcPasta]

Damn even your stream highlights have insanely good editing

[@necrodancer1876]

Holy shit hi creeps! I love your videos! I wasn't expecting you to be here. Lol

[@nickwasnothere4924]

Hey creeps, u play TF2?

[@nickwasnothere4924]

Hey creeps, I discovered your channel 2 weeks ago and I rlly enjoy it

[@asthenic6841]

Oh shit hey there.

[@FestiveRocket]

Creeps is a TF2 guy? Nice.

[@yimyom]

7:13 ah i loved that laugh, made me laugh too. Great video bro! Was entertaining throughout.

[@bizzarepage7225]

I’ve just realized that Lazypurple sounds like sound smith, until he does a voice over or is SCREAMING

[@furchad3574]

8:50 And so the courier cheated death once more.

[@enclave-2226]

D0S truth is the game was rigged from the start

[@nobody5298]

YES

[@nobody5298]

Patrolling the nuclear winter makes you wish for a mojave

[@maestrofeli4259]

@@nobody5298 cursed

[@surrk1057]

Doc Mitchell, you bastard

[@jeefberky9101]

Purple: truth is, kid, the game was rigged from the start. Scout: *uno reverse card*

[@donovanjoseph737]

Well, the quote still stands

[@TheTrueMrRugges]

You called?

[@dinovaldo9341]

And so the Courier who had cheated death in the cemetery outside Goodsprings cheated death once again, and the Mojave wasteland was forever changed.

[@majorasmaskguy_8452]

That Scout was Courier Six!

[@spookyengie735]

Patrolling the Mojave make you wish for nuclear winter

[@Pixelusually]

"thats right, russia's that way" sounds like an insult that gone unused

[@parknplay8328]

8:48 this is how benny must have felt when the courier showed up in the casino

[@noelle1940]

When you said “Scoober” I misheard it and my heart sank because I was playing absolutely awful on the same goldrush round as you at one point and it thought I was going to get humiliated

[@phoonwax]

tuff

[@ungamer6241]

what?

[@ungamer6241]

@@phoonwax pls explain i did not understand

[@kentmichaelgalang686]

@@ungamer6241 look at username

[@spoolofyarn6682]

"I'm going to play medic" By some form of black magic, Lazy was backstabbed sixty-two times, hit by eighty-eight direct rockets, killed 244 times by the enemy's Lime Learner scout, headshot nonstop by a legion of gibus snipers, killed by afterburn when a 124 HP scout stole a large health pack in front of him five times and was banned from Twitch because the Lime Learner scout was spamming racial slurs in the chat. All of this happened in the span of five minutes, which lead to Lazy never playing Medic on stream again.

[@fusrosandvich3738]

Pictured: The leaked script to "How it feels to play medic".

[@Randomyoutuber-4831]

@@fusrosandvich3738 how it feels to play medic: *paints target on forehead.*

[@philiphunt-bull5817]

"mutinies"

[@raz0rblade06]

I love your use of the Wario Land 4 soundtrack! Such an underrated OST, I'm surprised it's not used by other creators.

[@cravethebrave7539]

Lazy is the only one that can make me want to watch a sponsor It took me a year but I just noticed the darkest dungeon fan art at the end and it’s so good!

[@herbivorethecarnivore8447]

4:52 *"Is every sticky bomb its own trap?"*

[@krasistefanovlol]

this sends me to an ad

[@mr.incredibilis4549]

*(Ascension noises)*

[@seventhsense26]

*YOU'VE SEEN IT HAVEN'T YOU? THE POWER IN EVERY STICKY BOMB?*

[@HunyyyVA]

@@seventhsense26 YES NOW I CAN SEE, EVERY STICKY BOMB GURADS THE ENTIRE RADIUS AROUND IT, THE VERY IDEA OF A TRAP IS SUBJETIVE.

[@Pixelusually]

@@HunyyyVA now that you know that You have opened your third e- *Second* eye

[@ramzikhelifi2916]

He died doing literally the one thing he loves : Scooba diving

[@trentprather6286]

scoober diving

[@JNVTN]

😂😂😂😂

[@kannatheweeb8836]

No

[@seuthkham4937]

Wow, nice pun

[@ImCozH]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@user-sv2vo2tw5s]

Man this is the first tf2 video with sonic music I’ve ever seen, thanks LazyPurple. 😊

[@azealot7112]

Lazy: * fully charged headshot * Scout: *ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWER*

[@Yahiamice]

i'm hearing that GBA music... you've got taste, dude

[@LazyPurple]

Wario Land 4 is an eternal banger, still holds up

[@biologicalseed777]

Two awesome youtubers talking to eachother, neat

[@PeterJamesVillegas]

Why does classic feels so golden?

[@LokiThePug]

LazyPurple i have it now and 100% playable

[@montanarandall3126]

toy block tower ftw

[@minitaur8693]

"Isn't everything better when people don't know you're coming?" - LazyPurple, 2019

[@fissionist2158]

Yeah... *COUGH*

[@burger-esports]

it sure is better when my victims dont know im cumming

[@eggyeg]

@@burger-esports *excuse me*

[@synckar6380]

@@eggyeg He ruined the fun he shouldve endured for longer

[@HellaHoesFr]

Wait just a minute..

[@mohamadparadox2453]

16:56 that's the same sniper that shot him from the over side of the fucking galaxy

[@jimmypratt]

24:23 scoobercharge

[@yourlocalgamer4791]

16:31 Lazy purple: can headshot a scout while running easily me : struggling to head shot a brass beast heavy

[@littlevirus3562]

I can shoot a scout running, but I somehow miss a brass breast heavy

[@roland4618]

@@littlevirus3562 Scout run in one direction, Brass Beast heavy trying best to dodge boolet means he move in unpredictable pattern... Very slow unpredictable pattern.

[@littlevirus3562]

@@roland4618 that's true

[@HEX_17]

I legitimately do both of those back to back sometimes

[@neytorgames2922]

S A M E

[@frankium264]

23:43 that's me! I was so confused there were just these four meds with a gibus demo running at me with a bottle it was terrifying. Carry on with your shenanigans, Lazy, I've enjoyed watching them over the years.

[@haveagoodday2049]

That honestly sounds terrifying, just like see two or three scouts all running at you with frying pans

[@tetesonico9489]

Have a good day dont play mvm then

[@cebgame0790]

I dont know buddy, I just met a scoober in a dustbowl match and I dont know if your the real one

[@frankium264]

@@cebgame0790 I'm not scoober, I'm the tomislav heavy

[@cebgame0790]

@@frankium264 ohhhhh, guess I read it wrong

[@MarkusManon]

"Truth is kid, the game was rigged from the start" was so funny on so many levels, BUT ESPECIALLY if you remember that both this and the original quote were followed by ineffective headshots hahahah

[@w.d.scarfboyanonymouscolam3963]

25:50 Soldier: **screams in agony** Scout: And I took that offensively.

[@caninacan5874]

And when the world needed him most... He vanished

[@chiyulater9752]

Caustic SYX Our beloved game.

[@kopixsz]

@Caustic SYX why? the lagbots are fixed so valve does care about TF2 and the community is still good but not always

[@kopixsz]

@Caustic SYX well there is a chance that they are mostly done with alyx but not much and after 4 years the game is still alive active 70-60 tousand players so i dont think its gonna be dead soon

[@kopixsz]

@Caustic SYX yes but that they solved this quick shows that they do care for tf2 but not as much as they want to add more updates which i personally do want but tf2 won't die until a good few years thats what i belive but tf2 is already a good game and with new updates they want to "fix" everything which isn't always in a good way but yes they do not care as much as in the past but tf2 at it current state is good yes it has some problems but its still good

[@shadowsnake5133]

@Caustic SYX ... when was jungle inferno again? It wasn't 2016 was it? No that can't be right... let me check...

[@redacted1150]

“Truth is kid, the game was rigged from the start..” *shot proceeds to not kill him*

[@InchonDM]

I mean, it's accurate to the game then!

[@spookyengie735]

*You took a sip from your trusty vault 13 canteen*

[@user-rj4pq7lm1n]

so you watched the video too?

[@antoniotamajon2700]

Just like New Vegas, really

[@limbo2433]

"Bold of you to assume i exist" That cracked me up

[@ProphetOfSarge]

Thank you for the video, its like12:55 am for me and I couldent sleep and was sad, but then I remember a video where the youtuber followed some dude with like the weirdest playstyle ever, that video was this one. It was Scoober, this is one of my favorite videos and the scoober part makes me genuinely laugh even when im real sad. Thank you, and thank you Scoober, wherever you are you magnificent lad. Thanks for making my life a bit better.

[@Kaebuki]

“The Epic Adventures of the Confused but Courageous Scoober”

[@rambrotv9827]

Scoober’s bizarre adventures

[@aa2748]

@@rambrotv9827 lmao

[@The-Great-Penguin]

That guy is going places. He has no idea what places.

[@businessvinegardoppio3706]

Purples Bizzare adventure

[@businessvinegardoppio3706]

Purples Bizzare adventure

[@MadBenYT]

It's because of you I started playing TF2, one of the best choices I've ever made

[@blossomybat5426]

Same

[@theamericanguy2653]

Same aswell

[@earlycrackass9795]

same

[@darthmuppet2314]

I'm stuck on ps4 :(

[@MadBenYT]

@@darthmuppet2314 yeah I mainly use Xbox but I use a laptop to play TF2

[@rileymiller3154]

That demonight used the extender bug where he swings his weapon just before he charges