Sniper Runs Out of Ammo [SFM]

[@MrSmegheneghan]

Also I like to imagine that the bullets in the Sniper's front-right pocket are just novelty ballpoint pens.

[@Shoxic666]

They're full of holy water, in case he encounters dracula

[@fenorlex1126]

Who stole my idea?

[@SubjektDelta]

those are reserve for his team and himself in case of a zombie apocalypse!

[@andrewstarks3530]

They are way to big of rounds for his gun but they are conveniently pen sized

[@dekoldrick]

Like the ones on Heavy's bandolier are just crayons.

[@gododoof]

Whenever I actually run out of ammo as Sniper in game, I usually just question how I managed to stay alive so long.

[@Johnnyboi-ch8ds]

I know right, like I cant even get two shots off before a crocket dives strait for me, but when it happens it feels like the most impossible achievement especially in comp.

[@DavidKehley]

When I’m on a map like 2fort I like to leave my dispenser somewhere close for both me and sniper make it so they can get back to the field faster

[@Oofrian]

Me too

[@caedlittler2149]

The only understandable time that happens is in mvm with full resistance and max damage hitmans heatmaker

[@rowennboi1083]

When ever I run out of ammo for sniper I go serial killer spy with the giant butter knife

[@ozwolf4055]

In TF2 canon (based on the comics) Scout converted his life savings into Tom Jones memorabilia, which only paid off because Soldier coincidentally snapped Tom Jones' neck while antagonizing Merasmus, Soldier's former and Jones' current roommate. The blame ended up being passed to an old woman Soldier was giving a celebrity tour to. I didn't see this mentioned and felt it worth noting that this skit is, more or less, canonically plausible.

[@cherrieclark7200]

First person to say “You were saying?” To my comment is gay

[@r10101]

@@cherrieclark7200 You were saying?

[@ralek592]

Well, all of that it was mentioned in the newspaper 1:27

[@spartan0926]

Only the comic readers will get it.

[@ralek592]

@@spartan0926 OHH that clicks in now that you mentioned it

[@LonesomeKrow]

1:11 Heavy tiredly saying “alright” hits me on a spiritual level. As a cashier I feel his pain

[@remnant24]

Pain? You're sat in a padded chair all day passing items back and forth-your greatest challenge is to find a code bar. It's one of easiest, most comfortable and stress-free job there is, and you should be thankful to have it and not be replaced by a machine. Don't want it? Learn an actual trade skill.

[@LonesomeKrow]

@@remnant24 while I agree and adhere to your advice, I think you may have misinterpreted my joke. I was referring to how Heavy solemnly accepts that he is gonna scan Scout’s comically large assortment of items.

[@skeleman4235]

@@remnant24 get a job

[@ragegamer2433]

@@remnant24 clearly you haven’t dealt in customer service

[@theallmightyteddybear]

@@remnant24 Clearly you haven't met enough people. People often gets so surprised finding out how selfish and asshole people could be to customer servixe worker.

[@pikko3664]

This changed from “sniper has no ammo” to “lime scout buys the whole store”

[@cybernurgle6413]

Scunt. The word you are looking for is scunt.

[@pikko3664]

Ah yes

[@redmedic7339]

That idiot

[@d1nn0s4ur2]

Scunt you mean

[@telacrap]

‘Scunt buys the whole store’

[@nenakelly742]

Heavys tired "alright" makes me think that lime scout has done this before and it has happened too many times

[@gryphonkingbros847]

Probably has tbh. Worst part is that he's also probably been paying him in Tom Jones action figures every time as well.

[@scootthescout9426]

@@gryphonkingbros847 well it is worth like SO MUCH! Cause he’s dead

[@guizhenzou3722]

Aw shit here we go again

[@TheTC]

He's just worked in retail too long

[@Sweet_Z_Official]

@Nena Kelly Facts

[@JoaoOstroski420]

Sniper: * runs out of ammo * Sniper without ammo: *PISS TIME*

[@aa2748]

Underrated comentary lmao

[@goingblargh]

“It is so tiny!”

[@coyotem3a1]

He doesn't have the Razorback, so he should have an SMG or Piss

[@yesimrealhuman4245]

oh boi, PISSING TIME "SPY STARTS TO SCREAM"

[@Leocipher.]

Stabby time.

[@BabyGhast4]

1:11 I actually feel really bad for heavy here, he is so tired and bored of this situation that he’s become desensitised to it and just lets out a gentle, emotionless “alright”.

[@Heroverse7935]

Me too

[@ImRusheed]

I love how medic got set on fire and his first instinct is to go to the store

[@kennymccormic3501]

Yes me too

[@TheWarriorLord]

He couldn't find an other health packs cuz scout stole em all

[@v3ctor1227]

He says: FAAAAAACKK!!!

[@Joe-rg9rk]

Under rated

[@miche1880]

How about hes medigun...

[@AEther0238]

As a medic main, I can confirm that this is how we look at scouts when they steal our health packs, and how they look back at us.

[@DrunkenAlchemist1]

This is true, we cant do much but look angrily at them

[@scootthescout9426]

I just look at the medics and say ‘thanks pally!’ and leave as they wait for the health pack to come back

[@killeville72]

As a scout main going through the stages of a scout main (stage 5) and puberty I have the Boston badger equipped all the time just to steal Health packs from teammates

[@ryco9669]

How about full health spies disguised as Scouts with "124'HP"?

[@paille-boy]

I am not a medic main but I see that soo often I feel hurt for ya... So most of the time I just use myself as a booklet bag so yu can take yur time regen yur hp ^^ (I'm a Pyro main)

[@dylanmackenzie3467]

I just love the soft sadness in heavys "alright" it's literally every cashier right now

[@thegamer-tl1iz]

He has ammo on his shirt

[@Bobhotter666]

But only 4 bullets

[@thegamer-tl1iz]

@@Bobhotter666 "be efficient"

[@davidwilder92]

YEP I can testify

[@qqaa0]

If tf2 ppl uses ammo on there clothes

[@30kMabuhay]

I love the joke of Scout unnecessarily taking all the health and ammo boxes

[@David-kt3kb]

*Two weeks later* “Yeah, I’d like to return all of this.”

[@woolco]

*its all opened*

[@sannelohuis2958]

Gamestop be like: "Three, take it or leave it"

[@Kyronea]

"Sorry, we literally posted notes everywhere throughout the store that we've never given refunds for stuff you purchased too much of and never ever will. Deal with it."

[@agenthanabi3556]

No refunds

[@sergioalgelis]

3 months later "oh my I'm so glad that I panicked bought all these supplies now that stores are running short of supply and noone is supplying them" 'oi gimme your supplies I got a knife grrrr'.

[@chr0min0id]

Blu Demoman: **Casually dancing without a care in the world** Me: “If only that worked like that irl”

[@UterDemorog]

But how did he survive?

[@LongNgo-eg4ft]

@@UterDemorog he was drunk

[@Elsier1]

It is called getting drunk

[@MultiMaker_Studios]

0:11 For those of you who are wondering the stock ammo is for decoration only

[@idiotcat7696]

I just feel bad for the heavy cashier, he looked like he was actually depressed

[@idiotcat7696]

bubbedy head yeah that too

[@chandranair9448]

@@idiotcat7696 his sasha has disappeared

[@sweetsugarystars2378]

Retail in a nutshell

[@kyobell4134]

he count afford his sasha anymore

[@naolllamsa9579]

Thats basically employees in walmart

[@NerdySatyr]

Heavy's "...alright" is just... the perfect tone.. I cannot explain how perfectly exact this is as a cashier.

[@kayleesmith6725]

Yeah, I feel bad for all the retail workers in this time.

[@magoichi75]

TopHatCat that is basically the sound of someone in retail. Defeated, broken and alive

[@ThatCookieAddict]

I love that Medic bursts in screaming "FUUUUUUUUUCK" at 1:35

[@LocalGoober10]

He’s on fire what do you expect a man on fire to do

[@ThatCookieAddict]

@@LocalGoober10 True.

[@empireofitalypsstimfromano5025]

@@LocalGoober10 *Not That*

[@galaxygamer4923]

I think that may be the first time ive ever heard medic say 'fuck'

[@somerandomdudelol4973]

This will probably be the only time we hear him say the f word.Unless you can find a person that can do a medic voice impression very good then nvm

[@Fancy_ManRoblox]

2:06 “And scout was never seen again”

[@X-SPONGED]

Scout: _(starts slurping the small healthpack)_ **DS1 Rendition of "MEDIC!" intensifies** *_"M E E T T H E B A T T L E M E D I C"_*

[@pazer_by]

Meet The Berserk Doctor

[@maisuradzedaniel1489]

You better do tests on SCPs than comment

[@23556451]

meet the harmacist

[@thatguy9579]

“IM GOING TO SAW THROUGH YPUR BONES!”

[@arandomyoutubeuser4873]

And The Fire Is Just A Weird Way To Show The Blutsauger's Effect

[@yoboikamil525]

Usually when I run low on ammo I think "Is the enemy team bad?" "Why am I winning?" "How am I still alive?"

[@generalnightmare4437]

@Google But Less audience I never run out of ammo, I don't go demo, I go demoknight

[@Brawneteer]

"Wow, I'm so good at this game, and now I'm dead."

[@nightmarefredbeer1455]

Nah, just start konga line, that always works, even in competitive

[@yigityigitoglu7451]

Or you wasted all your ammo trying to get a kill.

[@julopuleo7974]

Or, did I really miss all my shots?

[@tweepee7254]

Heavy's voice makes him sound like he's tired of his job

[@TheyCallMeTheMonth]

Twee Pee it makes me sad almost.

[@CescFabregasFans]

He’s about to commit eaten sandvich

[@seradt7771]

He is

[@justsomewendigowithinterne9394]

Just give him a sandvich and he'll be fine remember Heavy will do anything for sandviches

[@boltmakesskins8134]

He could be out mowing down tiny baby men with his Sasha.

[@ethanrichardson4366]

The moment I saw the cart head around the corner I was like "please be scout please be scout" and words cannot express my joy when I found out that it was indeed Scout coming around with a shit-eating grin on his face

[@evangonzalez7732]

It should have been scout carrying the health and his soldier buddy carrying the ammo, cause that's what soldier mains are notorious for.

[@cinnamonsplash]

It's also worth pointing out that it's a Scout wearing the iconic lime-painted hat. That's how you know he's especially annoying

[@ferestrod3242]

​@@cinnamonsplash the classic "scunt" outfit

[@JacobKealohi]

Wow, not only did Scout steal the med kits from Medic, but he also stole the spotlight from Sniper.

[@evangonzalez7732]

Gotta respect the balls tho. Taking all those medkits is one thing. Using one on front of a medic that is ON FIRE is a WHOLE different can of worms.

[@LucarioDoT]

@@evangonzalez7732 isn't that just every pub scout?

[@evangonzalez7732]

@@LucarioDoT nah I've met some chill dudes. But mostly, yes.

[@echpog4670]

@@shuyabahmed4409 shut

[@HauntedMusket]

@@shuyabahmed4409 wtf

[@MistahFox]

"Now its, worth, sooo much. money. Cause he's dead."

[@Ata.TeaGargler]

Haha.. this was foreshadowed by Scout in the comic.

[@barneycalhoun5235]

Soldier killed him :/

[@swagmaster-vn2dx]

its funny because this is cannon

[@cacekayse]

"Hey mom, i- i accidently broke the vas-" 1:44

[@rubles88alvarez83]

( In Mexican accent) “Ejo, don’t make me get the chanclas!”

[@ilovememes3919]

Lol

[@sandrayslas5961]

Medics face 😂😂 when he walks up to scouts also scouts face 😂😂😂

[@sandrayslas5961]

Also scouts ready to die

[@jayrosado5864]

@@rubles88alvarez83 does it have to be Mexican

[@seescethegreat]

Medic: "You know Scout, I don't exactly like being on fire..."

[@theomnihero8221]

1:43 It was at this moment that medic was no longer on fire, but instead his rage ignited the air.

[@Adanish-oe6lf]

Medic: This is fine

[@Gloverfield]

If medics don't heal scouts then scouts won't leave medi-kits

[@mikelorme635]

@@Gloverfield if a scout steals a medkit from me 3 times in a row I will stop healing that scout

[@dolan3623]

@@mikelorme635 you are too forgiving.

[@pixel__huh]

He became a burning flames unusual

[@SudTheTurtle]

Heavy: 400,000 dollars Scout: Heres a Tom Jones

[@ghenadievoica4970]

Its very expensive because u know he is dead

[@tomate_h2o]

Alright

[@walkingidiot2533]

@@tomate_h2o *screams* FFFFUUUCCCKKK

[@cassidymiller3224]

CRANKY

[@colourblindchalk]

@@walkingidiot2533 Crikey, that's some chonky business there

[@HokuraChan0106]

I love how when medic was on fire he had an expression. But when he found out that the heals were out he became so mad that he became fire proof, hes too angry to burn.

[@Thatguy5606]

You see, when he came into the store, the fire way from a pyro. When he saw Scout, the fire was from *himself*.

[@wiggle143]

Unusual medic

[@shadowislesporo8573]

Man literally too angry to die

[@autumnusprime88]

He has become one with the fire. That's Hellfire.

[@annasmith5449]

too angry to die

[@DudeInPPG]

1:56 this is why medics dont heal scouts

[@MariSFMOfficial]

Random Encounters Reference

[@alejoyugar]

But i do because is free über

[@abhikergaming7783]

I'm a scout main and Medics like me and I get healed non stop (but I think that's because I don't spam E all the time)

[@Meshalm215]

1:20 I like how that's a refrence to the TF2 comic. This is one of scout's lines to the spy When he grabbed Tom Jones figures instead of money out of a safe: "these are gonna worth MILLIONS When Tom Jones dies!"

[@hatlessatlas]

Poorly aged quote: “He’s not going to die, you imbecile!” ~Spy

[@jaxuinlytrak6852]

@@hatlessatlas and they didnt even know.

[@YoyIeCake]

Spy: He's not going to die, you imbecile! Soldier: *snaps Tom Jones' neck*

[@Chud_Bud_Supreme]

It's a get rich slow scheme!

[@fartballs1604]

Hi Piccolo, how’s Gohan

[@shunyat9023]

Rifle: **runs out of ammo** Sniper: *P I E C E O F S H I T*

[@PotatoPatatoVonSpudsworth]

...yup. That's... that's what happened. Why exactly did you write it down?

[@riverajustinmarks.]

Vest with 4 ammo: doesn't exist

[@louiscq433]

I see this is what you do to get almost 200 likes

[@officertenpennyaintservingyou]

Video: *show* You're brain: WRITE IT DOWN

[@PentaromaLMA0]

"Rifle: **runs out of ammo** Sniper: *P I E C E O F S H I T* " Well i guess you managed to get multiple people mad by typing this

[@alexpotts619]

that quiet "alright" the heavy does, I really feel that

[@ISTHATASUPRA..]

"sniper runs out of bullets" the four bullets in his shirt pocket "so I just don't exist now"

[@xelnagaprime_1071]

I can imagine all the mercs kicking scout while he's on the floor, and medic healing scout so he doesn't die.

[@agate865]

Medic wouldn’t heal scout...

[@bluemrgutsy8351]

@Agate he would so they could make hurt him over and over

[@Jampolo_OG]

Ze healing is not as rewarding as ze hurting

[@andrewdude1614]

yoooo i had a kinda fever dream/tought where they were torturing sniper by healing him with despencers and medics as a heavy machine guns his crotch

[@Th3Bishop3]

@@andrewdude1614 WHO THE FUCK THINKS THAT? That would be me.

[@connormclernon26]

Moral of the story: Don’t be a hoarder in a crisis situation

[@kirolloshalim5417]

Relatable

[@taxevasiongaming]

Looks at people with countrys worth of toilet paper

[@connormclernon26]

cp gaming *Glares* at people with countries worth of hand sanitizer, toilet paper, and disinfecting wipes

[@papyrus8205]

@@calebreutener870 I hope you meant this as a joke. Since this statement is complete bullshit

[@guyfieri148]

@@papyrus8205 agreed

[@captain5104]

I really want to see the aftermath with medic....guy looks like he's gonna rip scout in half and I really want to see that....

[@chaosinc.382]

RIP and tear baby

[@Dr_DeliXP]

Just get 100 metal for Engineer and ask for dispenser!

[@aisir3725]

Scout voluntarily donated all of his organs

[@marbles4442]

@@aisir3725 have my like

[@none-q4o]

He got too much health pack for it

[@4Bucket2U]

People dont realise how this 2 minutes propably took months to make, especially with the level of inbetweening the winglet does with his animations to make them so smooth, i have no experience with SFM but i do have experience as an animator, and the quality of these animations are that of a project that takes months or years of constant work

[@weweweerifi]

Nerd

[@weweweerifi]

Blah blah blah blah blah nobody cares and get off making useless art and go get a JOB already

[@TheDaxter11]

I love how you took medics scream and managed to turn it into "FAAAAAAAAAAAACK"

[@fenixblockstrike1920]

How look faaaaaaaaaackkkkkkk medic say spam faaaaaaaqaaaaaack

[@fenixblockstrike1920]

@Reaper LM no u

[@fenixblockstrike1920]

@Reaper LM 1:35 he say faaaaaaaaaaaaaaccccckkkkk

[@fenixblockstrike1920]

@Reaper LM 1:50 medic bully scout wtf

[@dr.harmacist5836]

As a medic main that is me almost every match

[@astillchillguy2002]

Sniper: runs out of ammo Also sniper: has four bullets on his chest

[@konaing3015]

Those r ball point pens

[@funy_guy_real]

them bullets to THICC for his gun

[@themongothatbongoed]

Probably reserved for four people he needs to kill at the end of the day.

[@lostcolonyforge5792]

Could have them as an emergency ones

[@Ribbons0121R121]

those are just decoration

[@rompis.a]

Sniper's Shopping List: - ammo - milk - eggs - mason jars

[@HarajukuDeadgirls111]

Wonder whats going in those jars.

[@GaminGuy_]

HarajukuDeadgirls111 milk, probably

[@glokzx]

-some vegemites

[@crazymad4323]

More like his mil- I mean pee.

[@docter5627]

You forget tissue roll!

[@jackmckeown7601]

I love that he's out of ammo but literally has spare bullets in his coat pocket

[@agentburningbutters3655]

Those don’t fit in the gun, his gun is too tinyyyyy

[@SkebtheOne]

It's for display only

[@agentburningbutters3655]

@@SkebtheOne oof

[@BonnieFpe]

Those are blanks which means they won't hurt let alone killm

[@thenekokatze1141]

1:44 the best way to start a boss fight cinematic

[@Lithinux]

Yes

[@GORTRON_THE_DESTROYER]

Yes

[@terrace15]

Yes

[@Sam-rr2ul]

Yes

[@gatsbymaguire]

Yes

[@theknuckleswhochuckles8017]

From the newspaper: "Legendary singer Tom Jones tragically and suddenly passed away this Sunday in Teufort home. Several witnesses allegedly reported a violent altercation between two estranged former roommates. Several suspects have since been arrested, including a bizarre drug abusing hippie. When questioned by reporters, he incessantly rambled about curses, spells, and an unnamed "soldier." Ethel Jackson, an elderly woman on a celebrity home tour who witnessed the ordeal commented; "I saw him, I saw him do it with my own two eyes. Throttled the poor young man right in front of me." Ethel died shortly after due to an overheated pacemaker. Police have refused to comment on the matter. In other news, why doesn't Valve support Team Fortress 2 any more? Even now, it is still one of the most popular games on Steam. They are sitting on a gold mine of revenue and yet they still do nothing about it. At the very least, they could maintain the game enough to keep all the script kiddies plaguing casual mode at bay. Before you tell me I should play on community servers, no, I don't want to play cp_orange. I don't want to play VS Saxton Hale or Mario Kart role play. I want to play Team Fortress 2. That was a fun game, remember that? Hopefully Valve have just been secretly working on Team Fortress 3 this whole time. Hit me up if that's the case, I'd love to work on a trailer for it. In case you haven't figured it out yet, this video is a criticism of panic buying during the coronavirus outbreak. Seriously, stop doing it. You're not Rick Grimes, and this isn't the apocalypse. No one thinks you're cool. When I run out of food the first thing I'm going to do is go out and eat all the panic buyers. If you're wondering why Fedora Chronicles 4 isn't here yet, it's because smaller videos keep getting in the way. I gotta keep an upload schedule unfortunately. Also, I was busy working on Cats (2019). No, that isn't a joke. I'm so sorry. It wasn't. (my fault?)"

[@smartalecl4]

Did he really work on Cats?

[@chris210racer]

My dad has bought 47 boxes of tissues and 34 bottles of soap in the past two weeks. They haven’t even been opened. Not a single one. We keep telling him to stop buying them, but he keeps doing it because he never sees the giant pile of stuff, which is all put away in the cleaning supplies closet. That he never even opens. Because my mother and I do all the cleaning.

[@cupofspiders5830]

Now it’s worth SO MUCH MONEY! Y’know. Because he’s dead. ok.

[@Camper7760]

I think he's just being sorry that he worked on cats

[@NoobiusBlobbis]

So long

[@ClownFromTheYear9998]

_Scout: _*_Starts drinking the medicine_* _Medic: _*_DOOM music starts_*

[@v3ndali]

e a r

[@bladetheelectrowolf1554]

All you hear after the black out is scout screaming in pain as medic literally rearranges all his organs and turns him into a literal a human ballon animal as medic walks away with a large medkit and sniper walks away with a full box of ammo

[@minithegameguy4674]

@Corentyn same

[@nobody-cj8il]

As a medic it’s not as hard as people think to kill a scout you just need to stab them

[@Grisht_]

Rip and tear

[@Norville_-Shaggy-_Rogers--]

I love how the only thing there is the classic and it's on sale

[@MazzaAzi]

Sniper: * Runs Out of Ammo * also Sniper: * cocks out a unused round from his gun * yet again Sniper: * has 4 rounds in his shirt * Sniper -Runs Out of- is picky about his Ammo

[@ThatGuy-a48]

It's used it's an empty casing ( there is no bullet it's just the case)

[@gstv8453]

Professionals have standards

[@hmpang4996]

The 4 bullets on his shirt are pretty much too big for the rifle.

[@true_neutral3378]

@@hmpang4996 they're ballpens

[@hmpang4996]

@@true_neutral3378 My mistake

[@jet3386]

Sniper: Thinks he ran out of ammo The ammo in his vest: O K T H E N

[@Samstar369]

3LL/\N They’re complimentary ballpoint pens! And the heavy’s bullets are just crayons

[@sniperhoot5047]

air soft bullets none killing porpoise and exclusive nice lookin bullets for your pocket

[@thisrandomguy5900]

Bruh

[@thisrandomguy5900]

That all i have to say bout dat

[@rembrandt3277]

They're different caliber

[@quitequeerquesadilla]

I like how Winglet only ever uses sentence mixing but animates the dialogue so smoothly that it works

[@zaidoinnn]

pieCe oF shlT

[@Usernameof]

@@zaidoinnn FUUUUuuuuuUUUUCK

[@platterpluck]

Godzilla had a stroke reading this and fucking died

[@juggernog4422]

@@platterpluck ?

[@pomgrenade9865]

So true

[@TheAutisticVoiceActor]

This is actually one of the most ingenious way of showing how hoarding at a time like this is a horrible thing to do thank you winglet

[@absoluteaquarian]

The Autistic Game Critic says the guy who didn’t prepare in advance. Not our fault you didn’t take this pandemic seriously.

[@WinterPyro]

@@absoluteaquarian I'd understand stocking up a little bit more, but why hoard everything? Especially toilet paper, why do you need to stock up as much toilet paper as you can?

[@TheAutisticVoiceActor]

Well having that much all at once in real life is illegal now where I'm at

[@CatatoWasTaken]

@@absoluteaquarian Found the hoarder.

[@absoluteaquarian]

WinterPyro you go through more toilet paper than you’d think when your supply is finite

[@Flamingodalmatian]

I was half expecting that scout would get the crap beat out of him at the end.

[@MRswipez1]

These bloody scunts

[@liberta4112]

I will ruin your game with my epic pro scunt skill

[@MRswipez1]

@@liberta4112 you won't do anything

[@festry_]

@@MRswipez1 that scunt gonna start a trickstab chain

[@Rafael-gf3qo]

@@MRswipez1 wow ur da real swipes

[@prowlbeast1959]

@@liberta4112 Ha, Id like to see you try

[@hubdweller9969]

I could feel the pain and apathy in Heavy's voice, being a grocery cashier myself right now. Congrats on essentially making ME in GMod.

[@lidiloth3371]

Jacob Hendrick its a SFM animation

[@hubdweller9969]

@@lidiloth3371 I'm drunk, so sue me

[@satisacro]

@@hubdweller9969 that's the best answer I've seen in awhile, hahaha

[@jonsku6662]

But in that case you should have been depicted as a Demoman instead of a Heavy..

[@hubdweller9969]

@@jonsku6662 Already got one of those at my job. At least, he would drink on the job if he could get away with it.

[@jarintylerglenn]

Scout is getting a death glare from the person who tricked Satan himself, and Scout is taunting him. Scout is as good as dead at this point

[@BlazingShadowSword]

That Medic is going to sell that scunt's body parts to different parts of the Black Market.

[@smileyphantom2838]

not to mention taking Lucifer's probably very expensive pen FOR A JOKE

[@thetrashmann8140]

I bet his soul was the one Medic sold

[@smileyphantom2838]

@@thetrashmann8140 , would the medic or satan really want the soul of a walking and talking dumpster fire?

[@alanavalos6645]

Medic is a nice guy but you never take his health kits when he’s on fire

[@HTSI]

as an engie main, i hate it when a scout picks an large ammo pack, and its right when it is running out of bullets

[@hobomike6935]

I try not to take ammo kits if the engineer's built a dispenser, but sometimes they only put a sentry and no dispenser! >:( ya had ONE JOB!

[@artem_313]

6 month ago: Heavy is dead Today: Sniper runs out of ammo 1 year later: Engineer forgot how to build

[@elitemakyrgaming180]

Артём Павлов 3 months later Soldier can’t use random crits

[@dell988]

1 year and six months later: Pyro is now a sane person

[@Cool_Adrian7]

2 years later Scout is fat

[@elitemakyrgaming180]

Cool _ Adrian7 6 other months later: demo man got rid of his alcohol problem

[@Lyins]

10 more months later:Heavy loses weight

[@gakr8493]

When medic is so pissed that the fire stopped effecting him

[@cheese3996]

I think hes making the fire

[@soulsurvivor2706]

He is the fire

[@maxkoob]

MAN TOO ANGRY TO DIE

[@soulsurvivor2706]

@@maxkoob the doom slayer in a nutshell

[@f2progamer]

It became a full body unusual.

[@DashFlashTheLife]

1:32 I LOVE how the scout’s facial animations here look. Like, not even joking, that could be a real person.

[@guywhohatesafrica4711]

Talk about medec

[@eyeswithoutaface8140]

Talk about medec

[@CazeElite]

Talk about medec

[@slightlywarmsoup]

Talk about medec

[@juckya9660]

Talk about medec

[@EthanB1019]

2:01 scout: *drinks medication* me: lime scout.. DO YOU KNOW THATS SANITIZER!?!?

[@slapith3931]

As the people of the badlands, we demand that there is a second part to this. We must see this scunt get his shit beat in. Also Winglet if you end up seeing this please you can take a break from these smaller videos if you want less stress and if it means we get Fedora Chronicles 4 out sooner than I'm all for it. Id rather larger projects to be released sooner than a bunch of small projects.

[@mr.xavior]

"Heck yes!"

[@oefest5252]

Ass of his has to be beat you see

[@kerruo2631]

Team Fortress 2 comics #4 Blood in the water 9:23

[@SealKid]

Agreed

[@lurg5049]

YES

[@LuckiSir]

1:57 *You’re getting a glare from the man who tricked the Devil himself.*

[@aetherresonant9079]

Another one of those lines that is impossible to beat.

[@doominator-117]

Oh Hell Nah

[@deelim5092]

I mean he is also the person who heals you but, yeah, sure...

[@tmaninja9455]

@@deelim5092 I dunno, I feel like one of those takes priority over the other

[@xxdman2136]

I mean in the TF2 comics he did die and go to hell but came back. It was in the comic The Naked And The Dead. Check them out.

[@funnypeashootercreature]

"here... got a tom jones" that single line made me laugh for a whole minute

[@teriyakii1235]

"Now its worth SO MUCH money, you know? Cause he's DEAD"

[@deadrivers2267]

Fifteen Man scout sounds pretty nonchalant about his "dad" being dead

[@sheeloesreallycool]

“hmm Ok”

[@notchcraft360]

@Juanito ? tom jones canonically is killed by soldier

[@TigerTigerII]

@@deadrivers2267 To be fair, Scout grew up without a dad around to help him. His feelings are probably mixes.

[@GSFigure]

0:48 You perfectly demonstrated how Scunts work, and honestly I am glad I never experienced such a scenario ingame.

[@atlas1102]

I like to think that Medic then proceeds to do unspeakable things to Scout after the SFM ends

[@roseberry-nj2ux]

I hope so

[@Coleusse]

*Loads crit buffed Crusaders Crossbow with malicous intent*

[@slop4308]

*steals scouts skeleton while hes conscious*

[@pedrojuan8050]

@@slop4308 after that, the scout was never heard from again.

[@agent3689]

@@Coleusse *pulls out Ubersaw with malicious intent*

[@xeanderman6688]

1:44 okay, this looks way too epic, the way the coat moves like in a wind

[@le_mothman]

and somehow him burning to death makes him look even cooler.

[@flintyd-f8z]

1:50 is just a classic drama scene

[@BigguBosu117]

YOU!

[@ArthurCallahan516]

The medic dosent even talk he just stares at scout like... " im gonna rip your spine out and shove it down your trought."

[@twofunktwomint2854]

Actually that’s the smoke rising from his biting close

[@TemmieTheCat12345]

Me: *Tries to take a medkit* That scout with 124 health =1:00

[@shadowgrimfoxy592]

Relatable

[@jio_kang6742]

True story ngl

[@ishigami4622]

And 1 bullet missing in his gun

[@bleachymcclean]

That face tho...

[@TemmieTheCat12345]

@@bleachymcclean very annoying

[@R4ndOmC0mmentat0r]

0:48 When scouts have 124 HP left :

[@hahahafiy]

Heavy when he only deals 1 damage to the scout.

[@tickercruse3177]

Later when the fighting starts again: Scout is on fire, bleeding, jarated, milked, marked for death, no ammo, and low HP. He rounds the corner seeing a health pack and can live but just before the Medic jumps down and takes it, he pleads for his life to be healed or to have the health pack, but he is denied and reminded of his sin of taking a Medics health before, the whole team including the enemy laughs at his pathetic self and he then dies. *_Moral of the story, never anger a Medic_*

[@vadaszsch0360]

On fire and Jarate-d? Is that possible?

[@rikielanasui742]

Or, he shoots medic and takes the health. Before getting mowed down by a brass beast

[@mahbubmaleksyed5301]

Impossible, scout is faster than medic, also jarate, mad milk and afterburn

[@wc5502]

@Pixelboy127 slowly pulls out a jar of white liquid

[@tameronica]

As a medic main, I actually have once done this.

[@TheWarriorLord]

Shopping list: .Ammo .Milk .Eggs .Mason Jars

[@YeppyNope]

Don't forget toilet papers

[@euro-4444]

your forgot rainbow dash

[@GreenScrapBot]

.Coffee Beans Don't forget! He needs a beverage to fill those Jars.

[@lelmorelel8972]

*P I S S*

[@LZS.8649]

.🆕Cosmetic Crate

[@USAFreewayROTF]

The Medic represents my anger for the stupidity of this world right now.

[@Wooper_the_first]

It represents all of us

[@USAFreewayROTF]

@@Wooper_the_first True

[@Alvisnini123]

When he said “PIECE OF SH**” it made me laugh so hard

[@annob9981]

I love how the winglet always makes himself the victim instead of the heroic hero n junk

[@offended323]

Is winglet a demoman wearing a party hat in real life?

[@brassv2185]

@@offended323 I wouldnt be suprised

[@brassv2185]

Ikr hes just a side chatecter who gets killed almost every time hes on screen

[@Hylton_Hotelz]

Is withers winglet the scout or the sniper

[@brassv2185]

@@Hylton_Hotelz hes the demoman whos dancing at the beginning

[@TemplarBlonic]

Then the Scout got melee crit by Medic. The End.

[@potatoslayer69420]

Oh shut up

[@someguy198]

@@potatoslayer69420 No.

[@potatoslayer69420]

@@someguy198 hmm

[@someguy198]

@@potatoslayer69420 Not my fault you got random critted.

[@potatoslayer69420]

@@someguy198 not my fault I didnt get random critted

[@Klaint]

The life of a cashier in a nutshell. **Person arrives with a big load of supplies* Person: This will be all of it! Cashier Heavy: (Not this shit again) ... _"Alright."_

[@CrickettoSantalune]

The worst thing is when you tell them the prices and they change the products and you have to pass them again :(

[@Klaint]

@@CrickettoSantalune I feel you.

[@Starlightbooper]

And when you're the person behind them..

[@krisztianlichi8393]

0:19 That “piece o’ shit!” Was personal💀🤣

[@ochoforreals]

*"Here, gotta Tahm Jones, now it's worth so much money', cus he's deadd."*

[@Cteklite2]

That comic reference was on point

[@true_neutral3378]

He's not dead irl right?

[@s.n.a.r.k.5146]

@@true_neutral3378 he is

[@true_neutral3378]

@@s.n.a.r.k.5146 apparently not

[@s.n.a.r.k.5146]

@@true_neutral3378 nvm i was thinking about elvis. Sorry about thatxd

[@clueless6842]

Winglet: *Uploads* Me: *LIGHTNING SPEED CLICK*

[@bonobobeez4296]

Same :)

[@djordjepopovic7568]

Same man.

[@Dr_Doctor_Lee]

same dude

[@gibiglut3608]

Same?

[@denniscuesta7009]

Flicks through the video

[@k4rz43]

"You. Are. Walking. *VOMIT."* _-Soldier_ Couldn't have said it better myself.

[@g00n742]

Hah cause he really is

[@leonardogomez8812]

Karza3 He is green after all lol

[@leviandashtondrummingchris7513]

Acctually sniper has 4 more bullets because he has some in his pockets

[@slow7525]

1:57 Healing is not the only thing medic knows how to do

[@ghodcd4849]

Wait until he gets auto balanced and then crit Ubersaw him

[@clownplayer7265]

"Ze healing is not as revarding as ze hurting."

[@thelegacyshow4248]

@@clownplayer7265 damn, you beat me to it. "I AM THE ANGRY BIRD GOD OF THE BADLANDS, FEAR ME!"

[@dhanlouisev.cordova9955]

Remember he's german

[@smickothesmickest]

Overdose: I'm gonna run out of ammo aren't I.

[@engineergaming2223]

That’s why everyone hates Scout *Change my mind*

[@nazimkllokoqi6706]

Me being a scout main i have to say a good deal of us are not like this i apologise in advance for everything a scout/scunt will do to you in the future or has done in the past. Ps: idk why i wrote this im no scout main i taunt kill them whenever i can.

[@omegaforce5387]

Well I am, and at least scouts are fun to play

[@glitchyproxy6042]

Well, when I play Scout, I usually don't steal health packs- or ammo boxes- if any of my other teammates need it, I just go ahead and die- or improvise with the sandman if it ends up happening

[@defectedclone6649]

Nazim Kllokoqi I know, in fact a lot of you guys help the engineers who build dispensers. So I’m glad it’s not all of you

[@OfficiallyDrippy]

I Eat Your Sandviches I Eat Em' Up!

[@zurog7742]

I’ve met quite a few lime scouts in real life who hoard toilet paper

[@MLGProMaster-tu9tz]

May they die

[@abigmonster8457]

their called Scunts

[@nichsa8984]

@@abigmonster8457 consumerism like a bnl something a gonna: *stonks*

[@abhirajbhokare1989]

Amazing transition of both video and especially audio at the intro scene. Creatively done.

[@debbietheduck5389]

Me: *goes to the store to buy toilet paper * Literaly everyone in the store: 1:00

[@debbietheduck5389]

Or 1:47

[@blackegret666]

I'm basically you but with bottled water

[@Frost-bv2ue]

@@blackegret666 im basically you but with chicken nuggets

[@MAN-zg7dj]

Debbie the Duck you can use water instead

[@debbietheduck5389]

True

[@THECOMMUNISTCHANNEL]

Plot twist: his sniper rifle had ammo but it refused to kill a friendly

[@steveishere8808]

Such a noble sniper rifle

[@gotsomham8869]

@Andrija Garovic yes

[@OShapesmorfo]

@Andrija Garovic no

[@engineergaming1966]

@@steveishere8808 give him The Peace Noble Award !

[@themalcahtwinz4743]

@Andrija Garovic no

[@Ragepotato7]

Soldiers dialog is so satisfying in this scenario R.I.P Rick May (Sept 1940 - April 2020)

[@malumatheist6634]

Some lime scouts just never learn. Amazing animation, my good man. :)

[@im.Trinidad]

According to the newspaper Winglet worked on Cats (2019). Didn’t expect that...

[@davidhong1934]

What's a newspaper?

[@kingly456]

@@davidhong1934 a type of cat

[@autoporridge]

Wiglet

[@im.Trinidad]

Automatic Porridge I changed it.

[@muhammadfarrelasyrafabrar9618]

Oof hope he is alright going through that Bad Reviews and dealing very angry suits

[@Foxtrot_Lima]

Winglet unintentionlly confirmed my theory that health kits are some kind of cosumable liquid/custard.

[@spartanc173]

it's just custard

[@SugarooLM]

Yep, definitely liquid.

[@hanisrashid9187]

In the meet the medic cut scene it reveals that it is a red liquid mixed with piss….

[@DonVito18]

@@hanisrashid9187 + a sandvich too

[@ch1ppychipp]

@@hanisrashid9187 Yummers.

[@ghastlierest]

1:44 The gibus sniper after you finally get revenge on him

[@slow7525]

A gibus out of all people

[@johnf.kennedy2935]

ILL NEVER FORGET YOU GOZALES.2004 YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE ILL NEVER FORGET YOUUUUUUUUUU

[@deyontemyers4109]

I just where the gibus just to tilt players that...and I'm poor

[@Cyrogenesis.]

@@johnf.kennedy2935 hey, that's my brother's name!

[@johnf.kennedy2935]

@@Cyrogenesis. OH YEAH? WHERE IS HE IM GONNA FUCKING KILL HIM, AAAAAAAAAAA WHYYYYYY GOZALES, WHYYYYYYY

[@akidfromacrosstheinternet3056]

I feel like the only reason this was made was because Mr. Winglet encountered a scout that took a small health pack so he vented it in an animation about a lime scout.

[@FurroTheWolf]

For some reason i hate it when it goes black rather than showing scout being beaten to death.

[@myra1222]

Foley Grenades *the medic looked like he could rip him in two and I’m sad that he didnt*

[@Iaf124]

Same

[@Jert_pL]

They could’ve added a scream or something

[@Yrlova]

I see his nice to be dead

[@zetasann]

G L O R Y K I L L

[@megasaur6511]

Heavy's quiet, depressed "alright" is a mood.

[@caninelupus8369]

The mood of cashiers everywhere.

[@RajKumar-wf3ri]

Lime scout being lime scout for 2 minutes and 17 seconds straight

[@Okxy_MC]

Awesome but I gusse the Sniper had forget about his four ammo on his upper pocket.

[@ani-mity3089]

I feel the medic's pain. So about today: *"FUUUUUUUUUUUUUU--"* Edit: Wow I never knew I got this much likes for this. Thanks. XD

[@generalkenobi8409]

K

[@oefest5252]

Ahh yes, I too was set of fire

[@flytrapYTP]

@@oefest5252 this is true, I was the fire.

[@tackyoptic]

The red pyro just off screen:

[@cupofspiders5830]

As a part time Medic, I feel him. As a full time Pyro, I’m sorry.

[@OrangeCrabby]

Don’t hoard shit like taking health kits or ammo when a medic, sniper, heavy, or engie is nearby. When medic is on fire he needs health When sniper is out of ammo he needs some to pick the enemy medic Heavy needs ammo to defend Engie needs metal to build and repair shit. Don’t be a lime scout. Be a Team Spirit one and respect your team.

[@bluemrgutsy8351]

Exactly engies need metal Medics need health and that's how you be a helpful teammate

[@honey_Badger4123]

And they’re also the fastest class in the game so they could easily ran to a nearby dispenser, medic, or their spawn 😐😐

[@imgladnotu9527]

Or just use the candy cane, free small medkits each kill, and pair it with the mad milk or the pretty boy's pocket pistol, but noone seems to look at that

[@KodiakKetchup]

@@honey_Badger4123 most medics ignore scouts

[@phantomaviator1318]

Scouts make me angry. Man I wish teamkillinf was eabeld

[@Explodinghairypotatocat]

i like to imagine the scout got his ass kicked by the medic after.

[@vanillastuff8570]

Oh he did he was a hybrid medic and now he has 25% extra uber

[@allgameriot1291]

He has so much health its impossible

[@agusmohamad8572]

Nah, the medic probably burned scout alive

[@tagar67]

@@agusmohamad8572 death way n.101: A hug!

[@agusmohamad8572]

@@tagar67 yes

[@U.S_Drifter]

Legend says he’s still burning even to this day.