I was expecting him to defend his waifu's age by saying she was a trillion year old demon in a childs body
@nobodyimportant26744 ай бұрын
Me too tbh
@errorschnansch18924 ай бұрын
Same lol
@leopad7334 ай бұрын
Nobody use that argument, only haters for some reason.
@hidum57794 ай бұрын
I had no idea about this. Glad I don't watch animes lol. The only thing I identified with was his Naruto run of ninja style. Other animes I've watched are death note and one punch man. Nothing else.
@Agitatius4 ай бұрын
Anime girls aren't real, Fren, chill
@dabaconsleepstonight4 ай бұрын
"it's called my inner monologue" "no, it's called schizophrenia" 💀 💀
@meowmaggedon4 ай бұрын
ROFL
@Bagel936Ай бұрын
Lol
@Impostor835_YTАй бұрын
0:12 "Poopity Scoopity" -Kanye West
@What_A_Great_DudeАй бұрын
@ElijahLogozarWat r u on to?
@YoureRatharStewpidMate5 күн бұрын
I'm gonna roll u@@meowmaggedon
@shun-ta-nui23724 ай бұрын
"I have no enemies" "Except deodorant apparently" Bro who is this narrator💀
@Topctech4 ай бұрын
His dad watch the part one
@user-wj3ug5sv8m3 ай бұрын
💀
@frostymourne867Ай бұрын
lol the Vinland saga reference
@Shockload4 ай бұрын
i thought they would help Desmond by sending him to Dr. Victor Blame
@lukalamorakboye23984 ай бұрын
That would be a crazy crossover
@calmandprosperous4 ай бұрын
That's probably gonna be Part 2 😅
@tituswangira53374 ай бұрын
A doctor with zero star ratings on yelp
@renaakatsuki99604 ай бұрын
I would very much like to see that cross over. 😂
@potatomine66784 ай бұрын
Lmao that will be the best thing! Can't wait for him to get humbled by blane
@rubenfilipe44174 ай бұрын
Age of consent? "Your honor she told me she was over 500 years how could I know?"😂😂😂
@noahpancakes65074 ай бұрын
🤣🤣
@stephenbang27492 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@NotTheRealCakeАй бұрын
She is actually 16, but ppl can change it to whatever age they want to, she isn't even an anime, she's a vocaloid.
@zackrblxАй бұрын
@NotTheRealCake that's weird
@NotTheRealCakeАй бұрын
@@zackrblx not really tho, but i personally dont have bodypillows of her lol, thats just kinda weird to me
@evaneman30124 ай бұрын
as an anime watcher, I can confirm that this is completely normal and functioning member of our community
@GutsPsn4 ай бұрын
as an anime watcher as well, i can confirm that this is not in fact a "completely normal and functioning member" of our community. i can confirm that he's better than most of us
@ashura-nz5xd4 ай бұрын
As a anime watcher I can confirm this guys a quarter of our fan base
@likability62884 ай бұрын
As an anime watcher, this is the reason I stopped watching for 2 years
@henrycatania56074 ай бұрын
@Luftwaffle1944 yeah buying it and making sure it’s under the age of consent is 100% dedication
@AltRockEdit59Ай бұрын
Bro, im leaving then. I finish one title and go right through that door until sbr and jojolion
@Luftwaffel19444 ай бұрын
I expected everything, but "What's an age of consent?" Probably a bit too realistic.
@RockinRocketScience4 ай бұрын
Sadly, they even had to buy an amine body pillow
@Justahumannn2044 ай бұрын
MIKUS 16
@WindiestRat32 ай бұрын
@@Justahumannn204Miku is a voice box, she can be anything you want her to be
@citrosthoughts7Ай бұрын
miku is 16 years old btw
@WindiestRat3Ай бұрын
@@citrosthoughts7 I repeat, Miku is a VOICE BOX, she does not have a canon age.
@ashamansedai4 ай бұрын
"Does the character on the pillow meet the age of consent?" "She does in Japan"
@bruced094 ай бұрын
At what time? I think they raised it to 16 recently which is in line with most of the world (should be 18 imo but it’s better then 13 or whatever it was if that’s true)
@ashamansedai4 ай бұрын
@@bruced09 correct, 13→16
@bruced094 ай бұрын
@@ashamansedai that’s good at least
@RinneAmagisDefenseAttorney4 ай бұрын
@@bruced09technically, the character on the body pillow is 16(still weird as shit)
@namesarefortheweak3 ай бұрын
@ashamansedai this could be wrong, but I'm pretty sure that it was already 16 in most cities, just the federal level said 13. Still glad the feds raised it, just to remove the possibility of one city being awful.
@bokudakegain75104 ай бұрын
Let's be honest. He doesn't need to know the age of consent. No woman would consent to him anyways
@deathfromabove-or6cr4 ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@ZekeEstes-sh8qn3 ай бұрын
💀
@stephenbang27492 ай бұрын
💀💀💀
@hypz_7862 ай бұрын
💀
@G7Animated4 ай бұрын
the narrator definitely had to have sprayed him with febreze
@christiannsl144 ай бұрын
Yeah, considering that he is his dad after all
@samwood84524 ай бұрын
I think Desmond needs to see Dr. Victor Blaine
@Lolman649204 ай бұрын
XD for real, this guy NEEDS to do cross overs within his own channel, imagine private Ryan getting therapy after living a lie in front of women.
@MiguelDiasCamposCarvalho23 күн бұрын
This aged well
@thunderwave894 ай бұрын
"no, that's called schizophrenia, desmond" 💀
@TheKingVaris4 ай бұрын
Such a good line 😂
@microwaveddoorknob82114 ай бұрын
@@TheKingVarisis it really schizophrenia?
@noahpancakes65074 ай бұрын
@@microwaveddoorknob8211no lol thinking to your self and talking to yourself in your head is not schizophrenia 💀.
@microwaveddoorknob82114 ай бұрын
@@noahpancakes6507 thank God bro i thought he was schizophrenic
@whybhavi4 ай бұрын
I do that all the time, argument, debates, discussions etc... All with myself. I don't think it's a problem, unless you do it ALL the time and mix reality with fantasy. @@noahpancakes6507
@corn95515Ай бұрын
“poopity scoopity” 💀
@killnova4 ай бұрын
The fact the narrator doesn’t even mention that Desmond is his son speaks volumes about their relationship
@Refrigerator427Ай бұрын
He is?? How did you know?
@ImBadATMmАй бұрын
@@Refrigerator427it’s said in another video
@Refrigerator427Ай бұрын
@@ImBadATMm which one?
@Uriakatos4 ай бұрын
Holy fuck. I was dying laughing the whole video. How the fuck did you get that tone so perfectly?
@namesarefortheweak3 ай бұрын
This guys clearly had trauma involving people like this
@CIBeF4 ай бұрын
That was the only way to save Desmod.
@iagocassimiro41694 ай бұрын
Did he forced his own sister to call him "ONII-CHAN" in a childish voice?
@neogivxapwntcpaa2 ай бұрын
Timestamp?
@koolproduction1239-happy-sad4 ай бұрын
Miku is 16💀 (Lock him up)
@sprucebrine93 ай бұрын
Well in many places 16 is the age of consent
@neogivxapwntcpaa2 ай бұрын
@@sprucebrine9americans when they discover other places exist
@user-io3ol1jf6qАй бұрын
Desmond is definitely on a list somewhere
@caxlyofficial4 ай бұрын
"Whats an age of consent?" get this dude locked up 💀
@darcy___Ай бұрын
"Age of consent?" The fact that Miku has no canonical age is even funnier now
@BestLaginator4 ай бұрын
"I have no enemies " 🤓 Deodorant 💀
@YYKpikadodo4 ай бұрын
is nobody gonna talk about kanye west being in the yearbook photo with “poopity scoopity” 💀
@jenniferfoster1680Ай бұрын
Fun Fact: Hatsune Miku (the girl on the body pillow) is canonically 16 years old.
@christinealcock284125 күн бұрын
FBI OPEN UP
@ur_local_childe_simp16 күн бұрын
@@christinealcock2841she’s 16, but she can virtually be any age the producers make her
@bacchadumIIАй бұрын
"And here we have Dr. Victor Blane"
@KGB.Official4 ай бұрын
We're missing the hidden details here guys, he owns an ANIME BODY PILLOW, possibly unironically. This is literal comedy gold
@neogivxapwntcpaa2 ай бұрын
I am at the lois point in my life I have griffin up on hope.
@Cypherlord4 ай бұрын
As a guy who makes anime content this is the kinda people the fandom is known for and it ruins our reputation horribly
@Nastron-en9ss4 ай бұрын
the greatest rivalry would be victor and this guy
@imout80693 ай бұрын
not kanye in the yearbook 💀
@RealitySlipTV4 ай бұрын
i was expecting an 800 year old vampire waifu myself.
@nialee33744 ай бұрын
worst part is that I never even realized I knew someone like this until I watched this video 😭
@NovaLock4 ай бұрын
"Me in and the voice in my head were coming up with a plan, it's called my inner monologue! No that's called schizophrenia Desmond" 💀💀💀
@realcritterАй бұрын
Just remember, he plays this role WAY too well for it to be an act. He also had to buy a body pillow for the role..
@Christyristy2 ай бұрын
Btw his waifu is NOT at the age of consent Edit: His waifu is 16
@anshagarwal3434 ай бұрын
So good! Great work guys!😂😂
@Xtraqk2204 ай бұрын
0:09 Kayne West “Poopity Scoopity”💀💀💀
@Facem_cu_alte_jocuri_pa4 ай бұрын
Bro went to high school with Kanye West💀
@rayangamer61484 ай бұрын
WE GOING TO DOCTOR VICTOR BLANE WITH THIS ONE🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿
@user-io3ol1jf6qАй бұрын
Yeah🔥
@TheRealZoranto4 ай бұрын
Top tier content as always
@DioBrando904 ай бұрын
Need a crossover - Desmond goes to Dr. Victor Blame
@hunatya31834 ай бұрын
Ah yes, Desmond Ross.. the warhero of the Backsaw Ridge
@Orabida4 ай бұрын
That quote in the year book tho ✨
@patchwicked4 ай бұрын
It's boy Freedom
@stfumayuriАй бұрын
we need to have a Desmond vs therapist video
@VicksLLhunter4 ай бұрын
“Uh what’s an age of consent?” Nah bro is wild💀💀💀
@Justsaying194 ай бұрын
Ok everyone, repeat after me: DESMOND STOP
@br0000yo3 ай бұрын
Victor blane i really need victor blane for this
@starfruuit_Күн бұрын
The acting in this video is actually incredible
@robindevily91823 ай бұрын
This one had so many amazing big laughs in a short period of time
@caxlyofficial4 ай бұрын
Federal prison is not enough
@ilikedoritos_540Ай бұрын
"that facility being, *federal prison* "
@ElChipsFiestaBuffet4 ай бұрын
When he mentioned that his dad beat his ass he should have said that he can now dodge him because he has memorized his attack patterns.
@ByzanTechGRАй бұрын
Dr Victor Blane finna have a feast with this one
@trym21214 ай бұрын
Desmond can inflict damage to his enemy without touching... using body odour
@cheesyvoid31434 ай бұрын
😂😂😂 I couldn't stop laughing while watching this.
@noahpancakes65074 ай бұрын
"Poopity scoopity" well got damn Kanye was throwing up gold even back then
@Vlumpty_Vonty2 ай бұрын
I love how his movements are also anime like
@andre-wx5khАй бұрын
He looks so happy when he was doing the Naruto run 😂
@SouLxSoLdАй бұрын
That Naruto run is crazy why is he so happy too 😂😭
@blottedcenter434827 күн бұрын
0:09, not all the other celeb profiles 😂😂😂
@Sims_III4 ай бұрын
you are my fashion icon
@MrUNnice4 ай бұрын
Hey who said you could film me >:[ But srsly tho great vid!!!
@AR.DHK233 ай бұрын
This dude is the complete opposite of the dude who got rid of his body pillow once he was 18 since the character was under 18
@Ciddi_T.E.K.4 ай бұрын
Watching this video made me think about how a funny skit is actually close to reality
@Mr.funnyboi3 ай бұрын
There's actually a kid in my class exactly like this.
@Wild_Child189Ай бұрын
This is just a documentary of that one kid at school who Narato runs down the halls
@Liam.K1Ай бұрын
The character on his pillow is a “Virtual pop singer” or something
@TheBluePhoenix0084 ай бұрын
It's the head scratch for me
@earthisround67834 ай бұрын
someone at my school literally wears (almost everyday) that EXACT shirt, idk the size of the shirt tho.
@nathanplays55144 ай бұрын
0:08 i love the goofy references to kanye (of course theres kanye there), drake, and elon.
@SunMoon..3 ай бұрын
and tyler the creator
@nathanplays55143 ай бұрын
@@SunMoon.. yes but im a kanye dick rider and i only talk about him, also this guy has a second channel that he talks about rappers (MAINLY about kanye)
@melikegrass23 күн бұрын
As a miku fan, this person literally got a body pillow of a music software. Yes I have like 7 miku figures
@redsus03574 ай бұрын
These are amazing 😂
@abhishekranjan1347Ай бұрын
Doctor Victor Blaine waking up
@Olivionixx3 ай бұрын
miku is on his pillow and shes 16...
@stephenbang27492 ай бұрын
part 2 we need
@user-sc5hi7ew2vАй бұрын
hatsune miku age -16 legal age: 18-21 this guy:
@NCPhotography4 ай бұрын
Bro wasn’t taught what laws there are.
@xyrillearmezapalmares7015Ай бұрын
We need dr. Victor blane
@joshuaweston65317 күн бұрын
"It's called schizophrenia" 😂
@orbakun4 ай бұрын
was expecting him to go all oremo
@rexmason8016Ай бұрын
Fuck that he needs Dr. Victor Blaine
@Adminomnid24 күн бұрын
"poopity scoopity" 0:11 best quote of the year
@N_Tertainment7Ай бұрын
I'm an anime fan, and Personally, This guy needs Dr Blane.
@Randomnesswhatever-xm7pu4 ай бұрын
don't even take him to federal prison at this point try to find your way into dc comics and put him in arkham asylum
@niravchakrabarti39404 ай бұрын
0:05 nice callback 😏
@AaronMeade-gj9pl3 ай бұрын
0:21 its like a doctor from a 1950s b movie dealing with the horor of the waifu man😂
@ReverseTyzenАй бұрын
He needs Dr. Blane
@reapersoul39944 ай бұрын
Because i hv no enemies Reference to vinland saga season 2 ,thorfinn
@scandathepole723Ай бұрын
I'm an anime fan and yes these kinds of guys exist
@user-yd5os2xp7d4 ай бұрын
His dad is so real for that 😂
@FurutaFr2723 күн бұрын
The voices won
@MidnightStarGirl4 ай бұрын
No desmond that's called schizophrenia
@gigachad36894 ай бұрын
0:08 i saw Kanye West with his quote "poopity scoopity" 💀
@Valorvideos8973 ай бұрын
YOU'RE ALMOST AT ! MILLION!!
@Omni_G4 ай бұрын
Ain't his sister the one Desmond went "AOOGAH!" to?
@splaturials91564 ай бұрын
She: you need a real girlfriend me: IMPOSIBLE
@ryangioia235828 күн бұрын
I think interviewing this specimen dealt permanent damage to my nostrils. 🤣🤣🤣
@1zDavid4 ай бұрын
No i dont think i wanna meet Desmond
@user-qj1op1nc5s4 ай бұрын
Your gonna be bursting with what😭
@Eric-lp9oq4 ай бұрын
say hi to Jared Fogle
@billtheory2000Ай бұрын
"your gonna be bursting uncontrollably whether you like it or not" what the fuck, desmond?