That Is Passionate Hate

[@noahoverton3879]

Pumps needs to open her own wedding chapel where she could both marry/divorce people. She could call it Make it or Break it

[@creativelife9871]

😂🤣 “Make it or Break it” is perfectly hilarious.

[@teagannovak3120]

🎶 I'm a fluffer, I'm a clapper, I'm a midnight snapper 🎶 This bop needs to be added, on a loop, to spotify.

[@WhosaidIrene]

🤭😂

[@HippieSoul77]

I have a trans child that moved to another country. I miss them so much that it tears my heart out. My husband and I are on a fixed income and are unable to visit but I'm so thankful that they live in a place where I don't have to worry about them being bullied/ killed because of who they are and can get the healthcare and mental healthcare that they need. WHY can't we all just get along and love and accept each other for who we are?!😢

[@AeonX86]

Man, as a gay man who married my husband in 2017 I need pumps to help us renew our vows. Though I hate that idea of renewing vows of pumps did it I'd be down. Been married for7 yrs together for 10. I just adore all 3 of u so much. I've even told my husband if we become super rich Jennifer is first on my list for interior designer when we buy a new house and if we divorce pumps is mine lol 😆BTW if yall come to Cincinnati I'm there or he'll though Indianapolis and Columbus are 2 hours away I'm still there. You both are my southern bell heroes ❤️ as a patriot I'm #blessed to have found yall 😊

[@158276pupers]

No way, Cincinnati here too

[@AeonX86]

@158276pupers ha. I never think when I comment someone would be close to me. Honestly I'm not in Cincinnati but about 30 Mins away. Still, Jen and Pumps need to come here.

[@Lalaundercover389]

This is so sweet

[@naby214]

🤮

[@FlowersForJisoo]

@@naby214 Does that emoji represent how you feel about yourself? Awh, so sad! I would be disgusted with myself if I were you too!

[@Palebluevanilly]

Im a custodian and I just sat through an Awards Assembly and even the kids were like this is too much 😅

[@jimijames63]

I agree. Kids are smart enough to know it's all BS.

[@giorgiagiuseppe8967]

My 7th grader came home from school yesterday to tell me that he was being given a award later that night (our notice from the school had been lost in the mail) but quickly told me he didn't want to go sit through that for just a piece of paper. I was more than good with it

[@AlexWest-f1z]

this was one of the BEST episodes we've had in awhile i'm OBSESSED

[@desireedent3371]

SUCH A GREAT EPISODE! BACK TO ITS ROOTS.

[@SeanAnthony2025]

At my son’s school they gave three. Best student, best athlete and most compassionate student. Kind of like the third one. Just being genuinely a good person to everyone. Looking out for kids being bullied, helping younger kids get to class. Being a friend when one is needed and it’s voted by the students. I have no problem with those three

[@ambriaashley3383]

Yeah, those are so interesting. I’m curious though, what are the parameters of best student? Or even best athlete? I do like those 3 but I feel like they could be “Best GPA” or “Most Games Won” or “Best Team Captain” or something so it’s a little clearer and more motivating for other students to achieve. But the idea behind them is great

[@RashedeGazzi]

Most compassionate student. I like that.

[@cuthbert2546]

I hope and pray that the marriages of gay couples remain valid if the Supreme Court decides to overturn Obergerfell. I mean, what unimaginable chaos will ensue if that happens. Along with the deep emotional distress it would cause these couples to have their humanity called into question, to be considered beyond the pale. The possibilty makes me SO FUCKING ANGRY.! Dems MUST sweep the 2024 election, not just nationally but locally.

[@kimberlyaccurso1921]

Hear Hear!!! I will be with you ! Never in my life time did I ever look badly at ourSupreme Court justices … ( blinders on) … Now we need to start the impeach process immediately after we. Win the House 2024 Biden term! Alito & Thomas first!!! I worry too that if they get away with their agendas ,next will be ripping the children that are so precious away from the only families they’ve ever known!!! 🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈 Not on my watch or my family & friends!🏳️‍🌈

[@ambriaashley3383]

First Roe, now Obergefell is at risk. It’s just awful 😞

[@justz3973]

@@ambriaashley3383 it's worse than that… They want to make contraceptives illegal… They want to make no-fault divorce illegal… They want to make it legal to marry children the tender age of 10..

[@taylorfausett177]

You know that it's entirely possible that they will reverse legal gay marriage just like Roe v Wade! They must be stopped!

[@laurad3423]

Welcome to America where we set the bar as low as possible, try to turn back time, give false illusions of real freedom and have the best 2 gals to call it all out! Love ya'll!

[@EvanRockwell1]

I love that Pumps can get you gay married and then gay divorced. That's a smart business woman.

[@deecook7437]

They say, "where's the ketchup?" I say, "don't let the mayonnaise win." Meaning, MOVE SHIT AND LOOK

[@careyculbert5071]

😂

[@X._.COCO._.X]

These people want "the clap" added to Pumps name ⤵️ Put it in the permanent record

[@tophtaylor]

Signed

[@akinyiomer4589]

Signed & duly noted

[@franlockhart1533]

Taught 38 years. Always said that students should never be awarded for expected behavior. Of course, since it makes sense, it is for sure not gonna catch on. My dad( also a teacher) said that if it makes sense, admin will make sure it ain't happening.

[@alexyslatrice]

i missed the voice memos and boy did the song DELIVER!!!

[@FionaTGray]

OMG Jen just not responding to stupid questions is genius - wish I could do this at work 😅

[@cliftongaither6642]

i gotta ask, where in the heck did you get pigeon? im willing to try it.

[@diveyTu4u]

The 'Performance Parenting' reference is spot on! ❤❤❤

[@jillfrakes579]

Ok listen. This has been stuck in my craw for WEEKS now. I have one kid in 6th grade, and one in 2nd. On Tuesday, I was in TWO SEPARATE hostage situations, AKA "Awards Ceremonies". My 2nd grader got a certificate for....wait for it...... improving her reading skills, and my 6th grader was recognized for HAVING A GOOD ATTITUDE IN SCIENCE CLASS. That's it. They were both awarded for doing the bare fucking minimum, and I've haaaaaad it with that bullshit. These kids are going to grow into absolute monsters who think that everything should be celebrated. This is white-collar child abuse, and I can't fucking stand it.

[@dawsonrude7054]

Love you both so much. You're the mom's I wish I had.

[@KattEyl]

I just want to say as an elementary teacher of many years, there are children who are present at every awards assembly and will never, many times because of circumstances out of their control, get an award. It’s for those children I would give an award for effort or attendance.

[@Collageartist69]

I love these women!

[@KathrynCeleste79]

I was proud of my participation awards, I had mine in a photo album when I was a teen... A Honor Roll, A/B Honor Roll ect... With that said, teachers could just congratulate us, we didn't need to be recognized by the whole school... I hated that...

[@rdlewis3616]

I am so happy to be retired. For 40+ years I spent Sunday dreading Monday, and that isn’t counting all the years I was in school when I also dreaded the beginning of a new week.

[@MrSterlingg]

40+ years and still can't afford to retire. You are indeed lucky :) nice work! For real. Happy you made it through that bullshit.

[@eileenmiller9914]

I absolutely love all three of you. Your insights make my day. Its nice to know there other people out there who have the same attitude that I do. Thank you for your commentary. It is wonderful.

[@districtstitcher]

I'm not sure anyone at my high school even knew what my mom looked like. And that was great for everyone involved.

[@jeanne553]

I would've liked an award. For showing up to a crappy school where the teachers were phoning it in and the kids were idiots an bullies. High school was hell, every day.

[@pridan94]

My 2 favourite ladies. ❤❤😊

[@nynatv1951]

Jennifer looks so good in those jeans and her hair up like that..!

[@kristencrust1234]

I appreciate you both so much ❤

[@JessDEdwards]

The Sunday scaries are real!

[@pawdaw]

Getting off the plane in Barcelona. A large group of middle-aged English women, all wearing the same t-shirt: Bev's 40th Birthday Bash in Barcelona. Oh God, I've HAD IT with those effing t-shirts.

[@DoctorJoanieTool]

THOROUGHLY wonderful show !!!!

[@scootylynn518]

the smirk before the smile after the clap. pumps knew she did that

[@kimberlyaccurso1921]

Thank you , I think we all can relate! I enjoyed laughing all; morning! & Got to get a Frenchie mat for my door!! Have a great day!

[@suedavidson412]

This is the best show on the whole internet

[@fishdude666ify]

My wife is an ordained minister that can marry people; actually, so is my step daughter; she's the one that officiated our wedding.

[@johnapellicci3896]

When you have Sunday fun day you know in the back of your head it's going to take a hustle to make up for the lost time of chores

[@marym.kelley4644]

Anxiety on Sundays over Mondays is the new mental health crisis: Sunday Night Syndrome

[@jeniferhood4141]

I've been seeing "Jesus 2024" on lawn signs. Who is the running mate? Mary Magdalena?

[@barbaratrepka5896]

I am so in to you girls… everything you talk about I can relate … thanks for the laughs

[@kevindamian8580]

To begin with most teachers are better educated than the parents. During the pandemic shutdown parents couldn't handle the teaching even with teachers present on line.

[@KW-qd9vq]

So many things ❤. Thanks ladies.

[@notreallyacat]

15:36 Oh my goodness I'm at the part with the voice memos. So happy!! Thank you Kiley 🩷

[@justz3973]

"Little Johnny" is the kid that gets all the other kids sick with his perfect attendance...

[@johnnies.2499]

I've had it with people who want to talk to me first thing in the morning at work. Stop with the "Happy Monday, Happy Tuesday", etc. Stop, just Stop. I'm fine if you don't speak to me until about 9:30 or 10.

[@austinrider121]

This is easily the HARDEST I've ever heard you two ladies laugh! Porn Star! 🤣

[@Lalaundercover389]

I love seeing Jen’s face with the ponytail

[@j.d3804]

How is there no segment called “Pumps the Breaks!”

[@patwentland6191]

You want to see what the problem is first hand……volunteer to coach a rec league soccer team. The kids are fine, the parents are over the top and trying to live vicariously through their kids.

[@jimijames63]

61yo Patriot here. Watch/ love every episode. I do believe man and dinosaurs lived together but, it was millions of years ago not six thousand. No Dino's on the Ark.

[@HighlandDancer31]

I only recently discovered your podcast. Love it. I've never laughed so much.

[@marymakin6488]

I agree! I am a former teacher. I was required to reward EVERYTHING single thing a student did! When I bucked it, admin quickly told me I had to. That or no reward at all.

[@EmilyLeBoeuf]

Hubby: What time is it? Me: Time to get a watch. Hubby: *annoyed look* Me: If you ask a stupid question, you get a stupid answer.

[@Onebetter20]

I do the same as Jen I just don’t answer and they slowly start to stop - about year 2.

[@justgreat79]

At a recent High School award assembly, my colleague gave 8 "hardest Working" awards for each class period proving she doesn't understand how suffixes work. She's an art teacher. I basically threw my awards into the crowd.

[@thatbradyguy]

MIDNIGHT SNAPPER hahahaha

[@veda6116]

Hey Ladies good talk regarding school, yet just watched Crime Stories with Nancy Grace last night where she shared the story of 10 year old Sammy Teusch bullied & violently attacked day in and day out, he won't be turning 11. His father found him unresponsive when he went to wake him for breakfast 😢 I've Had It with school administrators enabling bullying & giving in to the parents you've described & leaving the parents of 'bullied' children on their own! There needs to be Actual Zero Tolerance for Bullying 😡🙄🤨

[@dianerickel2686]

I love this my son has a door mat that says “Gayest place in Town”. I love it!! 💙💙💙

[@jamiemorales2966]

Best episode in a while. Love you ladies.

[@KatMarriott-eq5ru]

Stupid questions where are my socks etc... Lol . Still 100% of divorces are caused by marriage... Love Your podcast...❤️💚💜🇨🇦

[@indeterminatevegetable2475]

I officiated a lesbian wedding a few years ago and it was a BLAST. I didn't even know the couple - was just recommended through a friend - but now I have two more gay friends and they're delightful (and so is their dog)! Highly recommend this form of allyship ❤

[@michaelman7078]

You guys are awesome!! Make me happy ❤️❤️❤️

[@elishaminor2900]

Rewards for children are important.It's a great why to build confidence in children so they don't feel over shadow by peers who might excel better which said teacher syllabus

[@DeannaMcMahon-er6mb]

I have been an athlete since I could walk. I had to try out to make teams; if you sucked, guess what? You didn't fucking make a team. Go home. I've had it with that!!

[@jimijames63]

Don't make the team... Try the Science Fair.

[@gitfiddlrx5312]

Love you three! In my opinion the "Funday Sunday" is all some have. These days most the blue-collar folks I know work most Saturdays and anytime spent away from work they are doing everything they can to live in the moment and not think about work. I realize many people have stressful jobs, but on the other hand, many have jobs in factories and the like. Their job is boring, monotonous and life draining. ✌❤🤘

[@joyrico5989]

Great show!!! Great laughs!!!💖💕💙✌️

[@vickijohnson4985]

I couldn’t agree more with the caller who spoke about her husband derailing her to ask the time. Many years ago, my husband became sick in the middle of the night. Instead of going to the bathroom, that was only a few more steps away, he stopped at the foot of my side of the bed to wake me up and let me know he was sick….and then proceeded to vomit right there. I was so mad

[@taragillin6774]

This EP was so unhinged and I fng loved itttt. Also if you are not a Patriot Titty Baby on Patreon you are MISSING OUT!

[@MrSterlingg]

Lol @ the yardsigns being a tennis match while trying to drive. Don't forget they are on bumper stickers as well. In addition to stick figure family stickers. So it is more like standing on the field of a driving range with golfers front, left and right.

[@elizabethstolle1793]

Completely agree!!! How in the hell do you try to achieve a loftier goal if you get an award for literally everything!!!

[@3eyedfish]

US is chasing sex and money and watching children die

[@stephaniegonzalez3924]

Windsor stole the show today! One of the funniest episodes I’ve seen so far! 🤣🤣

[@gracelloyd3758]

Hey patriots 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸! So I won a lot of awards in high school (and had zero parent involvement). Having those awards actually helped my self esteem during my PhD where I was surrounded by genius students and during the bad times I’d find myself in self loathing loops and would berate myself endlessly. I’d convince myself that I have been an idiot this whole time. But for some reason those awards would comfort me, like no girl, remember how much you excelled at geometry in 9th grade? lol it’s stupid and kinda funny.

[@LEM19284]

😂😂I proudly wear my Boxer Mom T-shirt. The boxer on the shirt is outlined in black and wearing Ray Ban shades. So cool! Just like my silky black boxer, Journey ❤❤

[@DanSlaughter85]

I 1000 percent have had a better life letting my wife lead. She is better at certain things and a bit wiser than me. It has been the best thing I've ever done was step aside.

[@starpenta]

I think if the parents are clear that these awards don't always come easily, that isn't so bad. What I think is especially daunting is the fact that COS has skyrocketed and minimum wage is a joke- far below a living wage...but in addition, a person either has to get at least a 4 year college degree, meaning a ton of debt, or really good luck. Housing doesn't come cheap either. Now the GOP wants to make sure they trap women and their children in poverty by forcing them to have children before they're ready.

[@becka_boo]

Hilarious! As I was listening to the comment and discussion about the ridiculous signs, I drove right past a huge Graduation-display, letting me know their graduate was a Varsity Soccer player😂😂

[@chelseahigginbotham9075]

Favorite episode yet! Love your vibes hot mamas🥰🫶🏻💯

[@xinformationpi738]

Hello from Kentucky 😊

[@kendrausack1985]

😂😂I love y'all talking shit about other people!! Go for it!! I get at least one good belly laugh out of every show I watch!! My Dads lived in Floriida before they dided and they would have loved y'all too!!👍👍👍👍🥰🥰💋💋😘😘👏👏👏👏❤️🐉💙💙🌈🌈😎😎

[@eileenmiller9914]

I don't have a welcome sign/mat because I'm not a liar.

[@MFB22]

Animals get a pass🤷‍♀️💙🌊

[@CiTalMe]

My son’s school doesn’t give any awards out. There are no cords, no collars, no valedictorian/salutatorian at graduation. I love this, and my son would likely have some of that shit from other schools. No stupid fucking signs in our yard either! We hate that so much!

[@lisasanders4194]

All I did when my kids were in school, was attend all their extra curriculum activities! Games, theater, dance recitals etc.. nothing else. I let them grow up!

[@Jane-yr2cg]

I can no longer watch the podcast until Pumps and I have the perfect clap👏🏼 Obviously she can’t redo her clap 👏🏼 if it not perfect, but I can clap until mine is, which makes hers perfect by default 🙌🏼❤

[@craigcfl6300]

ooooh, I'll be right back...

[@pepelepew2690]

The two cat ladies are back, and full of morning wine. 😹🍷

[@oliverbradford]

Sunday is a day of rest.

[@MiaBellaLuna-zz2xv]

I’ve had it with people putting their feet, w/shoes on, on the coffee table. Jennifer?

[@LTMcG]

I’ve had it with Miracle Balm.

[@juliashunda5037]

I’m so with you with the award thing. It’s super cute in grade school. Just to see little excited faces. But then…? High school participation ? My child didn’t have that. Years later I really agree the kids that academically did do great but didn’t give a shit about „school involvement „ in high school are the most successful . No high school „peak“ . They couldn’t wait to get out and advance. Fellow #Patriot! 🇺🇸🇺🇸 #americanflag

[@sharonklauser9359]

and since I've listened to 100+ episodes how fucked up am I? from just another fucked up patriot .

[@moirahalloran2703]

I've had it with people who press whatever button on their evil phone to respond to a thoughtful text to say, : So and so loved "quote your whole message back to you". As though it's a response. I don't need that. I'd rather no response. Or a real conversation. It's a weird non engaging way of engaging?

[@JerryMalvolio]

Likely Bumper sticker: "My child is an honors student at Puddlyville Private Academy" Unlikely bumper sticker: "My child cleans restaurant kitchens on weekends to help our family pay our medical bills."

[@KatieChamberlayne]

Listen up fellow listeners- for this 3 day weekend ahead May 26 is I’ve had it’s official Sunday funday 🎉

[@LEM19284]

I’ve had it with Jeep Wrangler and Rubicons ducks 🐥🐣🐤on dashboards. When does it ever stop?😮😊

[@spencersmith4326]

Jeeps in general lol

[@LyndaLooVotesBlue]

Haha 😂 same Sunday Funday fallout 🥂the good ole days 😂 🥂☮️💙☮️🥂

[@nickkcampbell]

I LOVE YALL

[@ProctorsGamble]

I love ❤️ French cheese! 🧀 Especially with French wine 🍷

[@FrostyBeanz]

I was driving on the highway from my local airport in Missouri one time not that long ago and I just saw a sign in the median of the highway that was a blue square maybe 1x2 feet and in big white lettering just said “JESUS” like NOTHING else. Like for what reason???

[@MrSterlingg]

U gotta just let it go for some of those poor guys that constantly ask stupid questions. It is the only form of communication they have and they really just have had it with feelin' lonely. Or left out of the conversation. Bless their hearts. U know it is what is so endearing about them. Well, at first. 😉Love you ladies!!

[@lhsb11]

yall are the best. 5 gay stars.