“And just to make sure nobody ever finds out we should film it” 😂😂😂
@mikekemp98775 ай бұрын
the joke about the alien autopsy film was not that it was clearly a fake but all the experts who claimed the procedures were all wrong etc and would never happen in an post mortem of such importance.in actual fact they bolstered the films authenticity.the one thing that is certain is that every major autopsy has been cocked up! jfks and dianas for example! of course having harry trueman peeking through the window confirmed its authenticity! lets film it so the president can see it! why? he can see it live. hes just outside the door!
@asmolbean93002 жыл бұрын
Will these so called aliens be required to pay the congestion charge? I think not. It's one rule for us, one rule for extra terrestrial beings.
@davesy696911 ай бұрын
True. Their spaceships don't conform to European emissions standards.
@bennylloyd-willner96677 ай бұрын
They knew about the charges, that's why they landed in the desert😊
@tmarritt7 ай бұрын
I knew khan was in on it. I mean look at the name, he is a gene altered superhuman that causes a galactic war.
@robbiegrant49776 ай бұрын
Comin' 'ere. Stealin' our jobs.
@nvsv_wintersport5 ай бұрын
@@davesy6969 And how do you know this? Do you have any kind of proof? If they can reach Earth, they probably didn't use an old Diesel engine.
@markvoelker66204 ай бұрын
I just love it that there are three British government agents in Nevada heading up the secret aliens project.
@ImVeryOriginal4 ай бұрын
Not only is the MI6 still beholden to the Royal Family, turns out the colonies are as well.
@markvoelker66204 ай бұрын
Well that explains the “abducting people for weird sex” part then.
@bierrollerful3 ай бұрын
the whole US independence declaration was faked, *_obviously_*
@JZsBFF2 ай бұрын
@@markvoelker6620 That's impossible. Everybody knows about "No sex please, We're British".
@rdhunkinsАй бұрын
This is exactly how these things get planned: Government agents sitting around a table with an eery blue light emanating from it in a otherwise dimly lit room.
@HellbirdIV2 жыл бұрын
"The government is very keen that nobody should blame them for there being aliens." Considering how people in the modern internet age seem to think "The Government" really operates, that's actually an extremely valid point.
@henriqueribeiro81672 жыл бұрын
Thanks Obama!
@mrkeogh2 жыл бұрын
Duh Gubbermint.
@mrkeogh2 жыл бұрын
@@henriqueribeiro8167 😗👌
@vladdracul50722 жыл бұрын
Well, some governments are so far removed from the needs and wants of their people that they could as well be aliens.
@cheilith1031 Жыл бұрын
it depends on what you mean, because hasn't it literally been confirmed the US and UK government spies on us all (snowden)?
@GooglyEyedJoe10 жыл бұрын
Mary, because whats the point? The comedy is what matters.
@EthanNin011 жыл бұрын
Sign me up for the alien defense force.
@aadpiraat71266 ай бұрын
FOR DEMOCRACY
@wjzav19713 ай бұрын
"Can you imagine a time when everybody would have a small camera on their person with which they could make high res pictures and videos of eveything they see on the instant and immediatly share it with the entire global population?" "Yeah, it would be impossible to keep aliens secret in that kind a world" "All it would take would be one disgruntled janitor or bored soldier on a huge army base with thousands of people to take a picture and have undeniable proof."
@Dolbsha2 жыл бұрын
Well when you put it like that it makes much more sense that it was a high atmosphere listening device we didn't want the Soviets understanding the mechanics behind.
@John_McDonnell Жыл бұрын
Exactly. This guy gets it. Despite what The X-Files may have you believe, since the foo fighters of WWII the U.S. government has LOVED the deniable cover of "aliens/UFOs" etc. It's a great distraction, for example see the latest UFO bullshit committee that revealed... unidentified aerial phenomena exists. No fucking shit. It's the sky. It's where all the weather and electromagnetism lives. Bugs and birds and St. Elmo and fuck all. Idiots. No one has visited us because the universe is really, really, really, really fucking big and the technology to go between stars with life-bearing planets may not be viable within our universe's physics; i.e. the light speed limit is a real bitch.
@oz7141Ай бұрын
1:15 "We could also do an autopsy on the aliens and not tell anyone the results." You can see that a certain presidential candidate watched this video before his debate.
@Benny-Arts10 жыл бұрын
why the hell are there always arguments on these sorta things?
@boiledelephant10 жыл бұрын
Adolescence.
@WeirdGuy492810 жыл бұрын
That sounds like alien talk to me.
@AngelSamael7 жыл бұрын
At first I thought you meant people were arguing that aliens did or did not crash at Roswell because that just figures, but I cannot explain the random arguments about which inventions were invented where. And to settle the record, the British invented the first commercial steam engine and thus started the industrial revolution and we can thank every invention after that on the industrial revolution.
@ramdas3633 жыл бұрын
Aliens.
@zacmumblethunder74662 жыл бұрын
@@AngelSamael I knew someone would find a way to blame the British for TikTok.
@ansfridaeyowulfsdottir80956 ай бұрын
Sheer, bloody genius! {:o:O:}
@HordrissTheConfuser5 ай бұрын
I blame the Stonecutters
@seanmcmichael25515 ай бұрын
And make sure there's plenty of photographers who shoot in B/W using heavy soft-focus.
@Eline_Meijer2 жыл бұрын
Legendary
@sands77793 жыл бұрын
fortunately the aliens landed somewhere very remote which is also a well known top secret army base ... we can hide away the dead aliens in that facility and also do an autopsy on them there .... and just to make sure nobody ever finds out, we should film it 👽
@terrra_20243 жыл бұрын
Oh great, you must be the person that goes straight to the comments to type a random quote that we all heard from the video that we all just watched.
@slinkerdeer10 ай бұрын
@@terrra_2024The only thing thats worse is the ones who are even lazier and thimbs up it
@jonathanfarley20236 ай бұрын
The last statement is true.
@ynwa732 жыл бұрын
Harry Maguire looks dodgy
@dan-ei8tg6 ай бұрын
roswell 😂
@magdalen510829 күн бұрын
Its funny warching this now after the Pentagon admits contact last year.
@taxpayer_revolt22 күн бұрын
It's even funnier that you believe that nonsense.😂
@harryskinner529711 жыл бұрын
Computers have been around a lot longer. Countess Lovelace and Babbage made simple ones in the early 1800s, and Turing made the first proper computer in the 40s. The same with Fission (An Italian, Enrico Fermi, who based his work on that done by the Englishmen, a Dane and varous others), but added to by the US. In fact all of them are at least based on foreign ideas, but were utilised by the US. Which shows how stupid it is of someone to criticise a country for their input, when they all help,
@NathanTAK2 жыл бұрын
Who are you replying to
@zacmumblethunder74662 жыл бұрын
@@NathanTAK That's the annoying thing on old videos. Disembodied replies to vanished comments. Like life isn't confusing enough already.
@bonoahx403411 жыл бұрын
The Internet was made in Switzerland by an Englishman
@Leto_02 жыл бұрын
The world wide web was. The first internet was first made by the US military. ARPANET. Based on research by some Americans and some Europeans
@MrThrib4 ай бұрын
I think that's Toblerone you're thinking of.
@michaelodonoghue74642 жыл бұрын
Funnily enough this sounds remarkably similar to a Secret Meeting which took place in Roswell New Mexico in 1947 and which was classified under the Defence Nomenclature of Top Hat.
@Rotbeam99 Жыл бұрын
if its so secret why are you allowed to talk about it on youtube while not being censored unlike other certain events
@michaelodonoghue7464 Жыл бұрын
@@Rotbeam99 Why indeed?
@pawanyr36010 ай бұрын
Does it? What meeting? How do you know that it sounds similar? Is there a transcript I can read? And if there is, then it doesn't seem very 'secret', does it . . .
@nickmokrycke8532 Жыл бұрын
Whelp
@paperchain12392 жыл бұрын
The thumbnail looks like the McCanns
@thereallyrealira40458 жыл бұрын
' its nice to have secrets ' but that is how the ruling men think, to them secrets equal power.
@neshirst-ashuach18817 жыл бұрын
And you know this how? I'm sure you have a good reason and are not just the sort of paranoid lunatic this sketch mocks....
@spigot9932 жыл бұрын
Woooooooooooooooosh
@neshirst-ashuach18812 жыл бұрын
@The ill will Any actual proof for any of that? Because it sounds like nonsense from someone who fundamentally doesnt know what they are talking about.
@lizardlegend422 жыл бұрын
@The ill will who's "we"? Commercially available tech? And what tech specifically? Because while fighter jets are pretty advanced, people don't generally need fighter jets. The military has entire departments dedicated to finding commercial uses for newly developed tech and selling the rights for it to commercial groups, it's a major source of income
@BenjaminGoose2 жыл бұрын
@The ill will How do you know this?
@slavelucy3 жыл бұрын
July 18, 2021
@Eleglas11 жыл бұрын
You realise that everything you just said was developed in cooperation with many countries, including Britain and other allies?
@jnicemint Жыл бұрын
Aged perfectly. Who’s here in June 2023?
@Snagprophet Жыл бұрын
then randomly aged poorly after that US court thing, then I imagine it will randomly age better again
@EveryoneWhoUsesThisTV10 ай бұрын
June 2023?
@MichaelJohnson-kq7qg8 ай бұрын
@@EveryoneWhoUsesThisTVpresumably, when some documents were disclosed hat showed something we already knew (i.e. that some objects that are flying are also unidentified) and a bunch of (predominantly trashy) media collectively loudly declared 'see? Alien!'.
@stephen71875 ай бұрын
Not me. I'm here in may '24
@nigelbrayshaw2709Ай бұрын
No, you're all wrong this is September 24. Unless of course we're ALL right and this desynchronization is time dilation caused by proximity to alien black holes.
@swunt1011 жыл бұрын
"monopolize on their advanced technology" well I haven't seen anything spectacular coming out of the US over the last half century. those aliens must be pretty underdeveloped then.
@Bob3D20002 жыл бұрын
It isn't in anyone's interests to release products based on huge technological leaps. The US are capitalist extremists, don't forget. It's far more lucrative to release incremental upgrades and convince the legion of gulls to buy everything they already have again.
@swunt102 жыл бұрын
@@Bob3D2000 "incremental upgrades" as in normal development cycles? yeah very alien concept...
@NoContextRDH7 ай бұрын
How silly are you? Do you really think the government doesn’t have technology, specifically weapons technology that dwarfs anything that is out in the open today?
@kapitankapital65807 ай бұрын
As I read this comment on my smartphone posted onto KZbin using the Internet under a video shot on digital cameras, I can't help but think you might have forgotten something...
@swunt107 ай бұрын
@@kapitankapital6580 That's your own fault for not knowing technology and it's history.
@tron1032 жыл бұрын
Strategic weapons advantage?
@NoContextRDH7 ай бұрын
Finally someone with some intelligence
@AaronMcDaid2 жыл бұрын
Just replace "aliens" with "pandemic", and this clip remains valid
@adamsmith8782 жыл бұрын
It's isn't valid anyway just funny ☺️
@eragon78 Жыл бұрын
@@adamsmith878 Its funny precisely because of how ridiculous conspiracy theories sound. They make absolutely no sense yet people still manage to actually believe that nonsense.
@Freethinkingtheist772 жыл бұрын
They should do one for Covid deniers.
@arekwittbrodt2 жыл бұрын
Funny thing, this is what most governments would probably do in the given situation.
@AllThroughALife2 жыл бұрын
That's just what they want you to think! Or is it...
@davidlawrence31062 жыл бұрын
Congratulations, Arek; you have completely missed the point of the sketch.
@arekwittbrodt2 жыл бұрын
@@davidlawrence3106 Congratulations, David; you have completely missed the point of my comment.
@Brasswatchman10 ай бұрын
@@arekwittbrodt And you're basing this on... what, exactly?
@PikaFanboy10 ай бұрын
@@Brasswatchman COVID, probably
@Theguyman11 жыл бұрын
the internet is british, so are robots
@slkjvlkfsvnlsdfhgdght54473 жыл бұрын
dude, robots are russian. come on, it's in the name. it comes from the russian word "robota" which means "to work". because that's the idea behind robots, that they'll work for you
@Leto_02 жыл бұрын
lmfao. The internet is american... and the word "robot" comes from the Czech republic
@Taylor___10 ай бұрын
Aliens would render all religion useless.
@shanedoe34629 ай бұрын
Not necessarily. Since the US Government released their statement that UFO's exist, Facebook has been rife with meme's of religious folks stating that if aliens are real, they're not actually aliens. They're demons sent by Satan to make people believe religion isn't real. Basically, the religious zealots are already doing damage control to save their belief system if the little green guys eventually do show up. Never underestimate the power of the deluded to keep their delusions.
@DudeMan-xs3db6 ай бұрын
The confirmation of the existence of otherworldly being would render all religion useless? Isn’t the belief in otherworldly beings the entire basis of religions?
@BlueCosmology10 жыл бұрын
***** I can't tell if you're joking or not. You realise the invention/discovery of everything you just mentioned was not even in the slightest bit influenced by US scientists/engineers, let alone invented by them?
@Leto_02 жыл бұрын
This comment is so wrong it's beneath discussion
@BlueCosmology2 жыл бұрын
@@Leto_0 what?
@edmundriddle38472 жыл бұрын
That laugh track is working overtime.
@Raky24272 жыл бұрын
It’s a live audience…
@edmundriddle38472 жыл бұрын
@@Raky2427 ........uh huh...yeah sure.
@hjalfi2 жыл бұрын
@@edmundriddle3847 S'true. Anything that wasn't shot in a studio with a live audience will have been shown to a live audience and their reaction recorded. The BBC doesn't use laff tracks.
@edmundriddle38472 жыл бұрын
@@hjalfi tis still a laugh track.
@MuchWhittering2 жыл бұрын
@@edmundriddle3847 No, it's not. BBC comedy shows don't use laugh tracks. Look it up.
@meihyify11 жыл бұрын
So, are they supposed to be Americans or British officials? I know that this is supposed to be a low budget comedy show but why not just try for a really bad American accent?
@AngelSamael7 жыл бұрын
The Americans hired British biologists specifically for the aliens because American biology was still being held back by creationists. Also in the event that they did disclose the existence of aliens, they wanted the soothing voice of a British naturalist to prevent panic.
@ilikethisnamebetter3 жыл бұрын
I think that they just couldn't be arsed.
@whophd3 жыл бұрын
@@ilikethisnamebetter That’s it, Mary.
@Nickelodeon812 жыл бұрын
Britain actually won the war of independence against the Americans but that was covered up in a conspiracy to keep the public thinking they are free. The declaration of independence document actually has coded message staying "God Save The King". Brits have been secretly running the USA, working from within to bring it down.
@Bob3D20002 жыл бұрын
@@Nickelodeon81 So we're to blame for Trump?! How dare you? 😆