That One Guy Who’s Always Preaching (ft. Leslie David Baker) - Key & Peele

A world-weary man has a hard time finding an audience for his preachy speeches.
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[@brandonmcclain9988]

The shaking of the nuts in the hand is the most accurate part lol

[@mattneydl4477]

I know and I can't figure out where I've seen that before

[@climaxfilms7886]

Yea why tf is this so accurate

[@mattneydl4477]

@@Ms_Seychelles I was thinking Boyz n the hood, but did he actually do the peanut thing in the movie?

[@mattneydl4477]

@@Ms_Seychelles I gotta watch the movie again because he might have done something like that with the nuts in the beginning or it's from something else, but they're definitely makin fun of boyz n the hood regardless.

[@arina4030]

gay

[@mmfama7709]

Looks like Stanley is really enjoying his retirement

[@kirktheruler5572]

lmaooo

[@HarrisBaig]

hahahaha

[@CheesecakeAndMatcha]

Stanley looking fresh tho

[@revned7]

I was about to say that too😂😂

[@onesubbeforequarantineends2760]

HAHAHA

[@munifali7730]

The second preacher looks like he doesn’t miss pretzel days

[@ksrphantom3905]

Don’t say that abt the king Stanley ;)

[@illumi._.]

@@ksrphantom3905 I mean he doesn’t

[@mikeboss670]

@@ksrphantom3905 stfu I you don't get the joke

[@MichaelJames___1]

😂🤣🤣 he lives for it

[@dukenukem9212]

Right! Lol

[@benmeiss9901]

"I will be grouping your breasteses" kills me every time

[@jumpingsloth3963]

Grapple and tackle!

[@skeletonbuyingpealts7134]

1:58

[@abhishek.chakraborty]

_"groping"_ *

[@benmeiss9901]

@@abhishek.chakraborty I noticed you didn't correct the bresteses..lol

[@garym51124]

​@jumpingsloth3963 you beat me to it.

[@theodorebear6714]

That Asian guy warmed my heart. He paid the boys as well as he could and he protected them from the weird stranger.

[@jacoblevan2928]

@Jose Hernandez You have clearly never been in a city before lol

[@JeromeProductions]

yup

[@Blittsplitt5]

What?

[@bowlsallbroken]

Veteran character actor James Hong. He's always great 👍

[@Kayavod]

Seinfeld, four!

[@wrightvcx2249]

Stanley can never be preachy. He just wants to leave office early.

[@prettyawesomejm]

Unless you lost your mind because he can help you find it.

[@bakerthree6r]

If you find someone being preachy, kinda approach them, ask them how their day is, contemplate your response, then shove it up your butt.

[@sanchayanbanerjee1036]

Not on pretzel day tho

[@M0Sesdef]

Crossword puzzles will keep ya mind active brotha

[@hadeselgin]

wright vcx not if his mistress asks him to

[@hitrapperandartistdababy]

Can we just appreciate we just saw Stanley Hudson pulling out his tongue like a 9 year old

[@LucaBrasi0]

Appreciate? This is best day of my life.

[@stronk9760]

@@LucaBrasi0 Fr? I’m so sorry to hear that. I’ll pray for you :(

[@nguyenminhkien1588]

That's not Stanley Hudson, that's Forest Whitaker, racist

[@hitrapperandartistdababy]

@@nguyenminhkien1588 nice bait lol

[@17912A]

You don’t pull your tongue out. I don’t see anything in his mouth PULLING his tongue out

[@nataliebrowne4836]

Nice to see Key’s karate instructor again with the advanced class 😂

[@mandolindleyroadshow706]

Special rates for college students.

[@beastinthesky6774]

I was wondering if that's Sensei Doug Duggart

[@MereImitation]

@@beastinthesky6774 Nah. I saw neither tackle nor grapple in his demo

[@kanehiro4635]

Tackle and grapple 😂 i was looking for this

[@neverleft636]

“I will be gropin’ yo breasts’s” had me dying 😂

[@anonymousmadlad433]

Imagine just chilling with your homies and then all you hear is "Brother brother brother..." You already know what's happening.

[@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley]

It's a double-edged sword, unfortunately. On the one hand, there are a lot who could do with such wisdom. On the other hand, preach too much and you push people away. The irony of this skit preaching about not feeding into preconceived notions about black men...while he was doing the very same thing just made this gold :)

[@anonymousmadlad433]

@@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley lol yeah. There must be a balance with everything or at least most things is my philosophy

[@icebear3503]

Pants hanging off your ass😂😂😂😂😂

[@reallyshiesty2436]

This comment is GOLD 💛😂

[@masterchief4189]

Imagine having Master Chief as a profile picture. ❤️

[@michaelclay9328]

I love how he’s shuffling around his pistachios or whatever the hell he’s munching on 😂

[@SoThugNastyChannel]

Why did I also think they were pistachios

[@samirae5307]

But he's popping them whole into his mouth lol is that how pistachios work?

[@michaelclay9328]

Sami Rae maybe they’re already de-shelled 😂

[@michaelclay9328]

John Merino they’re the perfect shuffling tool 😂

[@michaelclay9328]

Magdalena Delarossio you might just be right 😂😂

[@elmamahd6924]

That’s what happens to Stanley when he ain’t got no crossword puzzle.

[@fodebic5253]

Stanley in quarantine did: kzbin.info/www/bejne/onTPaHxtpdOaZpo

[@ald3n507]

Yesssssss

[@ToddThiner]

That’s what happens when pretzel day ends up on a snow day

[@Sharolynn10]

That would be too much care for Stanley. 10 Down: how many f*cks does Stanley give about anything?

[@moslimislam5714]

Ain't got no...??

[@JayPixelz]

I love how he always starts up with "brothers brothers brothers"

[@brenxbux]

i always catch myself sayin this randomly 😂

[@rjeancha]

“We are only perpetuating the stereotype the system already assumes about us” But he goes around assuming every black guys is up to no good...Oh the dramatic irony 🤣🤣🤣

[@DisasterEXE]

Yeah but that's not ironyyyyyy--- *floats away*

[@krissydoll8213]

LOL! Yeah, that part.

[@riseeuterpe2838]

it's hypocrisy.. >__>?

[@DisasterEXE]

@@riseeuterpe2838 Ding ding ding ding! You got it.

[@crimson1199]

@@DisasterEXE he is right tho. U wont think a guy who talks about perpetuating stereotypes is perpetuating the preachy stereotype. Also hypocrisy is part of irony. If u do opposite of wat u say its ironic. Also also ur ironic for correcting people and being wrong. Oh the irony. What u said is totally wrong. Im being ironic now. Ohh even more irony.

[@md.shahidchy7659]

"I will be groping your breasticis as if you were being attacked" XD that small detail before he left killed me.

[@Gfish17]

So that's how you get away with grabbing women. You start a Self defense class that they have to sign up and Paybfor online. Honestly I never would have came up with that on my own.

[@red_dll]

@@Gfish17 You just have to state it as something participants have to be aware of and that they have to accept it, when they want to join. Put it in the terms and conditions.

[@johnholder6571]

You really found that tiny easter egg, I salute you

[@nemrac72k]

Lol, that’s what the early days of yoga was like. A perv yoga instructors way of dry humping women 😳😬

[@ClearanceCollector]

GFish 17 Plus they are blondes. Very detailed indeed!

[@LonaiB]

Shaking your candy before eating it hits different Why can't there ever be civilized comments? Why is the first thing you do when someone says something you don't agree with is bash them?

[@purumr]

Candies ? stupid me, I thought it is roasted peanuts and he is shaking off outer layer before eating it.

[@blackrose02.]

LMAO!!!!! Yes!!

[@slimischillin7753]

I thought he was shaking dice🤦🏿‍♂️ I was like, why is homie shaking dice though? Then he popped one in his mouth and I was like, did homie just eat one of his dice😱? But it’s candy, so it makes sense now 🤦🏿‍♂️😆

[@warmongerfenrir8524]

its a *boomer* move

[@andrewdinh7643]

It’s so it doesn’t sit and start getting warm or melting

[@el_mal_de_ojo]

Key and Peele had a genius run of insane creativity, but I always come back to this skit. Every detail is just so perfect - slightly exaggerated for effect, but still rooted in reality enough that you can even picture someone in your own life exactly like this. Absolutely hysterical, their ability to zero-in on the exact details that make things funny is just next level.

[@carterdavis6108]

9 years old? man hadnt even experienced his first pretzel day

[@emmamacdonald9415]

😂😂😭😭😭😭😭

[@anthonygill4795]

Hahaha nice one! Im currently on an office bing right now.

[@speedyfroglafrog4372]

I didn't know Stanley had Benjamin button's disease

[@TurtleRocker12]

Everyone's first pretzel day is special

[@nicoleraheem1195]

Lol

[@elitemangudai1016]

Preachy man starter pack: casual clothes, designer hat, intellectual glasses and a pack of peanuts you throw in the direction of your face plus the phrase "brothers brothers brothers"

[@mitlandson167]

Brother, Brother, Brother you forgot being annoying.

[@fparnaby8366]

Haha! Brilliant!

[@sirmount2636]

The shirt MUST be a dark red or purplish

[@parzival9639]

„In the **direction** of your face“ xD

[@MrEOM41]

Halloween costume idea 😁

[@embassyofmiddleearthhk]

1:09 That old man said "豈有此理，走啦" in Cantonese, which can be roughly translated as "Outrageous, fuck off"

[@amen_actually]

Lmao God bless. Thanks for the translation bruh

[@dzzthink3655]

not really

[@desaturated6049]

not really as vulgar as "fuck off". just "get out!"

[@zaryalace7475]

Doesn't mean fuck off. Just leave.

[@bryant7542]

That guy voices Mr. Ping (Po's goose dad) in Kung Fu Panda.

[@vishaljena5863]

I lost it when they turned out to be actual clowns... 😂😂

[@purpleytical1391]

I love how that guy doesn't even try to stop the "mugging" he just came to preach.

[@fulltimeslackerii8229]

he tried to stop it with words

[@dannyc7227]

He had his hands up and got into a somewhat defensive posture.

[@kishascape]

@@dannyc7227 While still shaking the peanuts.

[@tohru7050]

The way he was eating those snack was spot on😂

[@PaleCrayFish]

Ikr

[@noeditbookreviews]

It adds quite a bit to the performance doesn't it? He does drop one though at :43.

[@somethingsomethingusername802]

@@noeditbookreviews He drops a few 🤣

[@sabin97]

those little details add quite a lot to the performance

[@noeditbookreviews]

@@sabin97 Sabin... Figaro?

[@LukeTheGhostKiller]

*Black guy:* **exists** *Peele:* _Mm!_

[@scholarlycat8180]

Brother, brother, brother...

[@gamersarelegends7343]

He trying

[@demetrejoe6471]

@@gamersarelegends7343 0+

[@JesusPulledMeThrough]

More like... Black person: *exists* Karen: "I will Not stand for this!"

[@wilastakurniawan7206]

you see, the problem was, we were only perpetuating the stereotype the system already assumes about us.

[@vassaulttheviperragin4721]

Their ability to catch the smallest details of stereotypes is next level lol

[@davidignatius1]

The Joy's of finding a key and Peele sketch that you haven't watched yet.

[@Berny27]

LOL YES

[@comedytragedy]

Too right!

[@yushuahuesun9423]

Body snatcher wrote it the exact same as the other comment

[@banjoandlefty]

so pure

[@cinttashockculture]

ME TOO!!!!!!!! So happy

[@cheri618]

black guy: *minding his business* peele: BROTHA BROTHA BROTHA

[@idkwerefashionblogrs]

how some ami's are 😂

[@ginolorenzo4117]

And here come the copy-pasted lines from the clip again

[@laurenhazlett6327]

Yep we saw the video..

[@Michelle-pn9xt]

He is watching white women who are working out. He is. He is. He is.

[@navinathor5127]

Dwl

[@JamNaco]

I wake up every morning in a bed that's too small, drive my daughter to a school that's too expensive, and then I go to work to a job for which I get paid too little, but when Key & Peele upload a new video? Well, I like Key & Peele days.

[@yokingstream1005]

Boy have ya lost ya mind?! cuz I’ll help ya find it!

[@daraclancy2875]

DID I STUTTER

[@chikenfartz]

I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep. All because my mom smoked during the pregnancy, consequences

[@prodeyj1]

@@Hulk_Hoagie_Bread_Master it is

[@makpack]

Pretzels. If you know... you know.

[@DeathBringer769]

This guy is basically when you try so hard to fight racism/stereotypes, that you wrap back around and ironically become racist yourself, lol.

[@tomjaap2933]

basically leftists of today

[@noneya1238]

I don't know if you could call that racist, it's his own race, more like prejudice. He doesn't hate his own race, he's hard on them and assumes the worst.

[@dirtdiv3r]

@@noneya1238 I agree with you that's it's not really racist... but fyi racism is prejudice based on race. The more you know.

[@noneya1238]

@@dirtdiv3r They're not the same thing, more you know. He's not being racist, period.

[@dirtdiv3r]

@@noneya1238 Prejudice is not necessarily racism, but racism IS prejudice based on race. Use a dictionary instead of making up things as you go... it'll do wonders for you.

[@koolgool]

I didn’t expect to see James Hong, that’s great. Everything could use more James Hong.

[@princesspeasant4536]

James Hong is literally a gift from the heavens, I adore him.

[@PhoenixContorta]

I think my favorite part is that he's from Minneapolis

[@lizzfrmhon]

He will always be Mr Ping to me

[@madman1373]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/foWsnoyLot6hgrs

[@gonnaneedamontage1920]

Indeed!

[@TheTreyKingShow]

I know a guy who acts just like this omg.😅

[@bubbaguy4411]

FINALLY!...I get to state "I know a guy that knows a guy"...thanks, one life goal I can cross of my list.

[@facesmelt9903]

Is it DENZEL WASHINGTON?! Because I’m 40 seconds in and I can’t stop thinking of a Denzel character...

[@badhabit714]

@Makaveli 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@bigmansyndrome8945]

Reminds me of Kai Greene.

[@jo-annastephenson5023]

I think everyone has met a guy like this at least once in their lifetime 🤣 always shaking something smh

[@tontobuzz]

We all love this Actor who appears in every movie to play a Chinese.

[@Dalthorsan]

Dunno when this is recorded but he's 91yo now. Love James Hong. Great actor.

[@shammaideen6628]

Was he the villain in Big Trouble in Little China? Who was playing videogames with his pinky fingernail controllers?

[@jessekang380]

Sham Maideen he was Kung fu pandas dad the goose

[@Dalthorsan]

@@shammaideen6628 The same :-)

[@PmanFunky]

Lo Pai in Big Trouble Little China right?

[@evingrindle1929]

Seeing Stanley Hudson stick his tongue out and then skip happily away is the best thing I've ever seen 😂😂

[@inanimatesum4945]

“Feat. Leslie David Barker” First thing that caught me was my Chigga James Hong man.

[@CoolGobyFish]

don't you mean Low Pang?

[@lodnem9264]

You mean Mr. Ping

[@puertousbmonkey]

that's Chao

[@ExPresident]

that's Li Fang Wui

[@MarcillaSmith]

We-he-he-he-helll... looks like we got ourselves a REAL MEXICAN STANDOFF!!!

[@bebeezra]

The cameo of Doug Duggart teaching Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu was epic. _"Tackle and grapple!"_ kzbin.info/www/bejne/bHnLdJSgq86ge9k

[@hudjacob]

Don't think he was teaching jiu jitsu my man😏😂😂😂😂

[@JimBob-eg7vq]

@@hudjacob grabbing breaststes is a key part to learning jiu jitsu

[@amrelshafei206]

That is almost every role by Denzel Washington.

[@YoloTB]

*Denzel

[@amrelshafei206]

@@YoloTB I corrected it. Thanks

[@RecursiveDimension]

Morgan Freeman also.

[@palladium607]

Lmaooooooooooo

[@MiguelDLewis]

Safe House or Training Day? 😊🤣

[@semadar856]

I love how he misses his mouth and you see the snack fall with a long silence 😂😂😂😂😂

[@porterhouse937]

Yet the crunching noise was added in post

[@aliqadri7328]

I guess the tackle and grapple martial arts teacher’s classes are starting to take off.

[@aesinam]

Advanced class now lol

[@NBP722]

College students taking advantage of that discount.

[@cybermek]

@@aesinam that one dude never made it to the advanced class! 😆

[@freedom9729]

Urgh, some of those classes are total bogus and it's tragic because the people taking them falsely believe they've been trained to defend themselves and we can all imagine the results 😫

[@mariejohanna2166]

Yes haha

[@INeedANames]

So this is Stanley’s life out of retirement

[@spacegamer267]

Is that what your parents told you

[@sanoban]

I don't have the reference, care to explain please?

[@Alex-qj3wp]

@@sanoban the office

[@bigolehamburger173]

Haha so funny everyone definitely hasn’t said the same comment! Hilarious !

[@karthik.]

K3NZ1E ah yes he copied the comment posted after this one

[@davidnalls8628]

There was definitely some tackling and grappling going on.

[@jacobguzman5305]

Hahaha

[@ballinbalgruuf8198]

I think its the advance class

[@sirusthevirus004]

Tackle and grapple

[@HettesKvek]

I like how it's still just white women.

[@eliteteamkiller319]

@@HettesKvek They hit on every detail.

[@IHeArTrOcK20]

I like that fake half winded forced chuckle at the end of any sentence where he’s trying to relate. So spot on.

[@CriticalPosthumanism]

Plottwist: The asian guy was the head of the burglar gang.

[@Josiuh]

lmfao I legit thought that's where the skit was going

[@superpowerdragon]

and the two clowns are going to rob the house

[@ustbot7047]

damn

[@aawazlimbu8608]

And that self-defence instructor was saying "I WILL BE GROPING YOUR BREASTASIES" at the end😂😂😂😂😂

[@missprettyschannel]

@Lisa Roothless i liked your comment by 𝗮𝗰𝗰𝗶𝗱𝗲𝗻𝘁 just incase it shows i liked it.

[@FanEverton]

James Hong is now 91. This asian dude still looks young damn

[@fsimguru]

Seinfeld four!

[@canadiangooseehg2775]

That dude is gonna be here for a while lol, I wouldn't have gave him 75, but 91?! We need to cultivate their secrets lol

[@Bylug706]

A young senior citizen.

[@spingus7091]

David Lo Pan does not age!

[@roshanvarmsfilms1416]

I know!

[@amadocarillo423]

Stanley looks like he has *LOST HIS MIND*

[@ViktoriousDead]

I'll help you find it

[@amadocarillo423]

@@ViktoriousDead *BOY*

[@theGiver3]

cuz

[@JoshSmith-zs8hu]

@@amadocarillo423HAVE YOU LOST YOUR MIND?

[@ComedyBros5]

Fun fact, Leslie David Baker is actually kickstarting a series that continues on Stanley's character from The Office!

[@spurts]

Man, Key and Peele aren't just hilarious, they're such good actors too. Love their little intricacies like shaking the nuts. They're amazing

[@dredvax]

As a black guy, I can assure you they are EVERYWHERE

[@baldcutie6464]

As and A-rab raised by white folks with siblings from all major races I can tell ya that my nuts stank

[@southsideman4891]

GOOD! - HERE I AM! BLACK PEOPLE NEED SOMEONE TO TELL THEM RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THIS FOOL RAP CULTURE THAT WE EMBARRASSING OURSELVES AROUND THE WORLD WITH!

[@wickkidda]

Bill Cosby did it publicly. That's why the system assassinated his character. He's innocent. Nobody can convince me he's guilty, and I'm white. This happens to all black heroes and leaders who don't "follow the rules." It's why Dave Chappelle went to Africa. It's why they assassinated MLK. I hope people open their eyes soon.

[@hardrock22100]

@@wickkidda you do realize he even came out and admitted to being a rapist...

[@joshm5816]

@@baldcutie6464 Irish Spring my brother

[@DJQuan718]

"Looking like a couple of clowns" *Which you are ok enjoy the birthday celebration* 😂😂😂

[@KandiKlover]

My reaction whenever I accidentally respond to someone actually talking into Bluetooth that wasn’t visible

[@darrentheeagletill5858]

Plot twist: they were actually about to rob a house

[@Galliao]

James Hong was the kingpin in that heist. He was paying the crew on a job well done.

[@a-love-supremist]

For some reason I thought he died recently. Still alive at 91!

[@Bunni_boi]

Was he always asian oneoff character? Like chinese restaurant owner where the main characters happen to be at said location. (I think this was big bang theory) I dont know of any major roles hes had.

[@CaptainLoincloth]

@@Bunni_boi if only there was some sort of Data Base of people who have worked on Movies that was accessible from the Internet.

[@barryb.benson2255]

豈有此理，走啦！

[@acharich]

@@CaptainLoincloth 💀💀💀💀💀

[@YTSH0RTMEME3]

I love how he slowly got into a fighting stance whilst still shaking the nuts in hand 😭😭

[@jeremiahhester6408]

Those are actually lemonheads

[@NinjaSushi2]

"I'm nine years old. I've got Benjamin Button's disease." Lmao.

[@8hundred790]

THAT WAS THE BEST PART XD

[@NinjaSushi2]

@@8hundred790 yeah it was

[@froggydoodle808]

The way he skipped off afterwards...

[@lijukunchandynellimootilho5037]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@bearlittle.]

This the one I came to the comments to find, if you wasn't here I'd have said it myself

[@winslowtjiptadi6359]

Wait.. Why is he the one who throw the lady when he was the one who 'attack' in the simulation? 😂 Anyway.. Tackle and grapple!!!

[@maicolm.6896]

Dude, that is "attacking" (throwing , flipping ) the woman. Your question is your answer lol

[@re_i_gn]

Looks like they're all good for the black belt!

[@SneakyG59]

@@maicolm.6896 hes asking why the attacker was successful in throwing her if it's a self defense class haha

[@winslowtjiptadi6359]

@@SneakyG59 exactly.. Though who am I to judge Key with his unorthodox methods was way ahead of his time in his school.. 😂😂

[@mohammadnurfiqri2831]

It's to show what an attacker is capable of doing , maybe ? Then he'll move on to teaching the methods of self-defence.

[@misstrinaswagg]

I love that the kids are staring confusingly at each other and still holding the tv as he preaches to them

[@kholi9441]

1:32 so that's what he's doing now after closing his Jiu Jutsu dojo? TACKLE AND GRAPLE! 😂

[@CornholioPuppetMaster]

Jordan: you older than me Stanley: BOY HAVE YOU LOST YA MIND

[@K4S7]

Milli Macro 😂😂

[@Dnmt15]

DID - I - STUTTER

[@rustomhinalao6141]

Cuz i'll help you find it

[@AshleyMintz]

Lol!

[@eggtastic3555]

ILL HELP YOU FIND IT,

[@EdgeOfFuzz]

“Hey you ever found yourself in High Point, North Carolina and not feeling safe?”

[@jmag579]

Tackle and grapple.

[@oliverzhang4938]

TACKLE and GRAPPLE

[@EdgeOfFuzz]

Take on MULTIPLE enemies

[@nazrulimran5027]

ahhahahahha tackle n grapple

[@Solisium-Channel]

I lived in concord, kannapolis and Charlotte. Never went to high point.

[@ph.3213]

The way that he talks is accurately annoying.

[@tashastidwell6915]

Yeeeeeessss

[@smatchimo55]

Why do any black people that want to sound super smart use the Mya Angelou voice/cadence? Starting to kinda bug me lol....edit: I guess that was the point lmao. Sucks that such a profound woman's way of speaking has become a cliche to be imitated.

[@asueirhshshe]

You mean annoyingly accurate?

[@koryhopkins3349]

The callback

[@ph.3213]

@@asueirhshshe I meant what I said.

[@bkw11]

Man, this is the best comedy i've seen in a long while. Key & Peele are great

[@jcwynn4075]

1:56 "I will be groping your breastises as if you were being attacked like a real attack" lmao 🤣

[@robertomedinap.7162]

Tackle and grapple! 😂

[@tetrasphere8165]

No matter what happens

[@SwornSon]

200% can confirm that that is in fact the plural of breast

[@BrianSmith-vl7xu]

@@SwornSon Breasticles

[@daness6698]

Might have to consider become a "self defense class" teacher, for the females....definitely seems to be of interest....ima think about it...

[@GoNativeToys]

When he throws the one nut into his mouth that bounces out I almost spit out my water.

[@realprisec]

What moment?

[@jarellnorris4337]

Prisec 0:42

[@TheyCallMe_TC]

That killed me

[@Teeveepicksures]

😭i kept rewinding it too

[@FernandoTorres-xe9ug]

Somehow it still makes a crunch sound

[@Gator_nit]

This is a start to a Mafia movie

[@Maartun]

So that's why he looks like Denzel Washington.

[@savvasnicolaou9880]

509 likes and only 2 comments....

[@thebidstar26]

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[@KyloKen-cx7qr]

Peele’s acting ability is so underrated

[@WebDeva7]

I legit thought he was shaking dice till he started eating them.

[@ddl4374]

😂

[@TheSchaef47]

He still might be

[@KandiKlover]

I mean I had dice made out of bubble gum before.

[@anthonygaleano2185]

I finished “The Office” yesterday and seeing stanley surprised me.

[@juliamusk6701]

Coincidence? kzbin.info/www/bejne/qIDWk3SnecepeMU

[@GabePuratekuta]

Why? He wasn't in the real Office.

[@chancepearson5790]

Season 8 and 9 were trash

[@fsproductions1760]

Chance Pearson Season 8 is bad but I think season 9 is totally on par

[@brianhermino43]

I got preachy to some kids. Then I got preach'd by a kid. Consequences.

[@MsJenjea]

LMAO

[@Venatiano]

Conzeeequeeenceeeeessss 🤣🤣

[@muhaalhmoud906]

I liked your comment then someone liked mine Consequences

[@Shevphenomenal]

Consequences

[@powerofanimegod5578]

That's the price of fame

[@joelrosario7798]

I love everything these guys do, but this sketch may be my favorite. The outfit, the walk, the way this dude's shuffling a handful of peanuts around and just walking up to strangers preaching is hysterical

[@Masutora]

I love that James Hong is in this. He's like John Witherspoon. You turn on a random episode of some old show and there he is.

[@Reggie2000]

Right. A "That Guy" actor, like Dan Hedaya, Stephen Tobolowsky or Keith David. Those actors with a hundred film credits that read newspaper vendor and guy at bar, but do occasionally get some nice roles.

[@metaLungiez]

@@Reggie2000 The Movie Channel used to have "That Guy Thursdays" where the would highlight a specific "that guy" and play a marathon of their best roles. It's how I learned Keith David's actual name lol.

[@full8127]

John Witherspoon of asians

[@andeleon6838]

Aaaaaa I love him as the goose in Kung Fu Panda 😭

[@wc1hater]

@@andeleon6838 And Covetous Shen from Diablo 3 :)))

[@MULTIPLEWUBWUBWUBS]

Made assumptions and preached to others CONSEQUENCES

[@Allsportstees]

it never gets old

[@The_Max1m]

1:57 "I WILL be gropin yo breassusses..."

[@doel89]

tackle and grapple

[@Talia.777]

@@doel89 🤣🤣🤣

[@TheAIRemix]

@@doel89 Bruuhhh HAHAHAHAHA

[@devileye90]

the tackle and grapple dude be the ultimate key and peels crossover

[@KandiKlover]

“To simulate a real attack.” He’s like Rex Kwon Do from Napoleon Dynamite 🧨

[@davinaetwaroo]

My second time watching this one! The first time I cracked up. This time I realized the irony - how he's preaching about stereotypes and he's the one making assumptions about everyone LOL.

[@poundtrader1414]

FACTS

[@deadpoolnerd]

I love how he preaches about breaking a stereotype and feeding into the system of an image they want projected. When that's all he's doing is looking at every guy in that stereotypical lense.

[@compteprivefr]

We're gonna be alright guys everything's gonna be okay...Captain Obvious has arrived 🦸‍♂️

[@Kitajima2]

@@compteprivefr Idk sometimes I appreciate the obvious comment because other comments make it clear that some people understood none of the humor.

[@jacijune]

@@compteprivefr 😂😂😂😂 yup

[@squidwardtentacles5876]

lots of black people are like this unfortunately

[@KingSausage74]

@@squidwardtentacles5876 if they are then they haven't really socialized with a lot of black people.

[@VelliHaven]

That's the dojo master teaching advance class, which only girls are qualified.

[@yokingstream1005]

Tackle and grapple!

[@BlitzkriegRap]

"TACKLENNGRAPPLE!!"

[@nadir1378]

Doug Duggarts Brazilian Ju Jitsu 😎

[@themacocko6311]

Only girls need defended, idiot.

[@franciscovaladez9883]

Hell yeah the commercial

[@GregStallion]

I love James Hong! Totally forgot he was in this! This makes me so happy!

[@PirateStory]

BLADE RUNNER is my favorite film!!!

[@mytry4realz29]

They have me in tears every time!!!🤣🤣 I miss this show!

[@ginolorenzo4117]

Self-defense instructor going to drax them sklounst

[@migduh]

Drax...thleym... sklounst

[@apang1831]

no, he train them brazilian jijutsu

[@gullybop1695]

If there is some terries around there....

[@phillipstai7204]

He gon be eatin like Diane Keaton.

[@willlogue3386]

Hypothetical their clavicle

[@digitalbritt2k]

1:22 “Lookin’ like a couple’a clowns- which you ARE....” 😂 When they whipped out those wigs. That got me.

[@jumbotruster9165]

1:16 who else noticed that this is the same place where there was the hat duel?!?!

[@ahmedm6467]

i did

[@VanlockFR]

yeah it's the hollywood "fake NY street" stage where alot of K&P , tv and music videos are shot.

[@RandyCivilized]

Also negrotown and craig

[@anthonymcphucker8754]

Good catch

[@killthemall55]

also the phony martial arts teacher that only teaches females XD

[@luvotheoduntsu708]

I keep coming back for this sketch every time I come across a Denzel Washington's movie.😂🤣

[@aClockworkTomato]

1:38 I love how Peele squared up but still kept shaking the food in his hand. 😂

[@bright3102]

Hahahahahah

[@stevenfriedman2902]

0:20 "Chillin' out? Maxin'? Relaxin' all cool? Shootin' some b-ball outside of the school?"

[@igoropulas]

When a couple of guys....

[@lithophyte_3144]

Got up to no good...

[@dominicyang9309]

Started makin trouble in my neighborhood.

[@ray834]

Got in one little fight and my momma got scared

[@igoropulas]

@@ray834 And what she said? (●'◡'●)

[@tommyrotts]

I love how he is just walking around assuming the are all doing something wrong/"perpetuating the stereotype". This was wonderfully crafted, as usual.

[@asfd74]

I had never seen Key and Peele routines until I saw on KZbin, but before that I saw Key on the subway and some brothers came up to talk to him, said they liked his work. That was totally cool. Then I found out how funny these guys are. You guys are my favorite comedians. Continental Breakfasts and Doormen will never be the same.

[@stillsilence5797]

random guy:*breathes Peele: BROTHER,BROTHER, BROTHER

[@LeeTheSun1]

*random black guy

[@stillsilence5797]

@@LeeTheSun1 hahaha ;

[@Prime_Vector]

“I’m 9 years old, I’ve not Benjamin Buttons disease”(skips away) 😂😂😂

[@fodebic5253]

9 year old gangs be like: kzbin.info/www/bejne/onTPaHxtpdOaZpo

[@manz007]

stanley

[@Sach-Truth13]

I didn’t understand that part. Can some please explain?

[@Prime_Vector]

Justa Novame do u know what Benjamin Buttons disease is?

[@juliamusk6701]

Coincidence? kzbin.info/www/bejne/qIDWk3SnecepeMU

[@slapshot0074]

Key and peele are such good actors. Their characterisations are spot on.

[@crinoid88]

I think about this skit nearly every day, it is quite possibly the funniest bit of comedy I've ever seen in my damn life. I"ve seen it so many times and I'm dying all over again!!

[@bryannguyen6417]

Is that Doug Duggart, the Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu tackle and grapple sensei?

[@lounge_acted]

exactly, thanks.

[@TeriyakiEmpire]

TACKLE AND GRAPLE

[@osansan]

Omg HE IS

[@raulm1961]

The one same and still groping

[@PhilippLenssen]

Taking his classes outside during Corona, I see.

[@samgraef3028]

My dad has that same shirt.... Jordan really knows this part inside and out

[@darryljack6612]

Alternate Title: Almost Every Black Uncle Ever.

[@DemBlox]

facts

[@bnicethegaynerd6025]

Everyone is taking about Stanley in this but what about legend himself, JAMES HONG. He’s done everything from voice acting (Mr Ping, Chi Fu) and was Everything Everywhere All At Once and Big Trouble in Little China

[@spidavenom4]

When black men become fathers, a slow progression begins to always juggling snacks in your hand.

[@ilanbryant6692]

Mr. Bren I thought it was only my dad that did this 😂

[@1nifier]

Hehe

[@kennyr1161]

I asked my dad why he does it. He says it’s to get the snack positioned right so he could eat it.

[@videojones9884]

I’m juggling grapes while reading this 😂😂😂😂.

[@ilanbryant6692]

Kenny R Just asked my dad and he says it’s a nervous habit

[@KingstonSLim]

What the Chinese Guy said: "Hey yow Chee lei. Zou la!" Means "How dare you, scram!"

[@cherahsBroll]

Thanks!

[@mrflip-flop3198]

Thanks

[@finalthought3888]

😂👍👍👍

[@BullyMaguire69]

good thing someone know cantonese :D

[@BrotherCheng]

I think it translates more to "Ridiculous. Scram!" to me. The first phrase (豈有此理) is more just a general "what the hell" or "preposterous" kind of phrase rather than specific to a person.

[@synthiapyre5618]

"I'm interested. Gonna have to think about it, but I'm interested."

[@tevinfw]

I like the way his old-guy-stroll intensifies as he witnesses a mugging.

[@jo-annastephenson5023]

Why are they always shaking something in their hand? So accurate

[@ddl4374]

😁😂🤣🙌

[@Talia.777]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@dannomedic]

Who's "they"?

[@brandonhenderson9164]

@@dannomedic Somebody's Black Uncle. I know I had one.

[@hlawulekanimangwani]

That's how they eat peanuts

[@aragorn767]

You know you're wrong when Stanley shows up. Jesus could come through the door and not be able to help you.

[@silverblueshadow]

he tried to help him find his mind

[@natashadame4397]

@@silverblueshadow HAHHHAHAHA

[@ChumpionTV]

i know my what?

[@vikkorheel9966]

👏👏👏😂😂😂

[@dwellsinthedark4056]

Did i Stutter ?

[@MrPulimen]

0:42 I like how he misses the nuts but he still chews it lol

[@groseron]

I literally lol'd there

[@JSanchezz]

you even hear the artificial "crunch" lmao

[@ChrishBlake]

@Eric Pereira fkin crazy it happens so fast you can’t look at both at the same time. So I see one either go in or fall out

[@AjixGameOver]

I looked frame by frame 2 nuts got out of his hand one got straight in his mouth the other fell straight to the ground.

[@cheesecakelasagna]

Masterclass acting

[@4jgarner]

Him missing his mouth with the but and not acknowledging it is just the icing on top of the cake.

[@canonkingsley6569]

The clowns one caught me by surprise.

[@cosmobane6995]

And went smoothly too

[@jsmarco2686]

1:09 oh my god!~I hear Cantonese!!! "豈有此理!走啦!" 豈有此理! is "how is this even make sense" which means it is unreasonable and bullshit, and 走啦! is "be gone!", don't actually know anyone would be interested in this tho xd. Love you all key and peele

[@tobybartels8426]

Thanks, I appreciate the details.

[@explosivemind08]

Cao jibai.. Rate my Chinese. Tq

[@rookymusic6310]

Thanks bro bro! Even more funny lol

[@jsmarco2686]

@@tobybartels8426 Thank you with sincerely, that means a lot to me ;)

[@jsmarco2686]

@@explosivemind08 You are kidding me, that's putonghua and it means "stinky cock"

[@Crewby]

His intense hand scoop walking over to the self defense class , crying laughing over here

[@divyanshsati1116]

Damn just noticed that. Man’s about to hit with the, “mmm brother”

[@nativenation11]

Brother's, brother's, brother's, skit barely started and Im rolling LMAO