That one kid at school who lied all the time

[@icecreamcat2476]

"No, no, it doesn't work on Tuesdays. She's at Yoga." That checks out.

[@legomangamesnetwork1151]

Lmaooo

[@fribigy47]

Lmao

[@trequor]

Presumably in the back of Pierre's General Store

[@Station68]

@trequor probably with that bich marnie, emily, and caroline

[@lewiscunningham2443]

Now that's clever unlike "we couldn't visit because my dad would die" like why the fuck did I believe that shit

[@ChickenFingers42]

The story about the kid that beat up Tom Hanks, who then proceeded to shoot said kid with a shotgun, was by far the best one. That's pretty creative.

[@akuma4321]

i haven't started the video so this is completely out of context

[@MyNameIsNotSmith]

@@akuma4321 does context help in this scenario?

[@Nat_the_Chicken]

I thought the Bloody Mary one was the best just because of the punchline, I'm still giggling about it

[@1011-p6c]

Nah, I say “I have wooden knees” takes the cake

[@randomidkreal]

@@Nat_the_Chicken everybody needs some off time, even bloody mary

[@CrystalKitty1220]

I used to tell people I had a boyfriend but he "went to a different school" The truth is he _did_ exist I just didn't realize that being friends with a boy didn't make him my boyfriend.

[@kubix426]

realized that these situations are possible, i have a girlfriend in different school because she moved, it would not be same because we are like 15, i think they understand that things happen

[@maurobrunno6032]

well you had a boy friend, which is different from boyfriend, so i guess it still counts? lol

[@joshuan.]

You gotta love the English language

[@wr3n_th3_4nim4t0r]

What’s funny is that I do have a boyfriend from another school ngl ppl didn’t h ded stand but I showed them ._.

[@user-il4ec9iq9m]

I'm guilty of the whole "went to a different school" thing. This was in 3rd grade and my friend had made up a boyfriend and would tell me about all the things they apparently did together, so me wanting to also be cool also made one up. When she asked me for pictures of him I sent her some random pic of a kid our age from a magazine ...

[@Deepseadread6]

I used to tell people I was actually a Victorian ghost, I had a kid fully convinced that I wasn’t even enrolled at the school and was just a phantom haunting the premises

[@Sepi-chu_loves_moths]

That's a good one lol

[@DFUtirli]

I also pretended I was a ghost. Still do sometimes

[@Deepseadread6]

@@DFUtirli that’s so awesome keep it up

[@DFUtirli]

@@Deepseadread6 Ok

[@mistermile7638]

"I have wooden knees" could be an actually good idiom for clumsiness.

[@FBGYouTube]

yea!

[@nilzerYT]

Yes

[@midnightgamer2158]

Ikr lol

[@definitelynotagenocider5204]

I concur

[@mikkicky]

Omg I love this idea- definitely stealing it

[@aidyfrog1347]

Someone once told me that they had tectonic plates implanted into their feet so that they could run at light speed

[@aidyfrog1347]

He never even gave a reason why he didn’t run at light speed

[@acoustic_.]

@@aidyfrog1347 he didn’t want to hurt you with his tectonic shoes

[@abyssstrider2547]

Tectonic plates lmao 🤣😆

[@abyssstrider2547]

What is he the size of a continent anyway?

[@Nat_the_Chicken]

@@abyssstrider2547 They tend to be more or less continent-sized

[@jordanr.2120]

The phrase "bowser shaped ketchup dispenser" was definitely the wrong time to be in the process of drinking water.

[@available_moo4039]

March 11th 2011 japan all over again lmao

[@ianfinrir8724]

I kinda want one.

[@qing8468]

Its raining

[@josephb.4640]

Also choked on my pretzels.

[@theresahaironthescreen]

@@josephb.4640 I forgot it was 2002. /ref

[@handyman1047]

A girl in my primary was a pathological liar (she genuinely couldn't stop and I think she's in therapy now). She "was" pregnant 6 times, when asked abt the baby she would always say it had died in various horrible ways or that it had been kidnapped, was a mermaid and could see peniwise in the trees at the bottom of the school field. We were 8

[@chimpanzinc1790]

man she must be a bad mother

[@happybirthdayravenicantswim]

Omg I had a girl like that in my school. She was always pregnant!

[@orangefishfresh]

That would be atleast 54 months= 4 and a half years 💀

[@tsifirakiehl4250]

Sounds to me like the kid had just learned what pregnancy was and got obsessed with the new thing she’d just learned.

[@nyabreezy4038]

Back when I was really young I had an online boyfriend (cringe) and he kept lying that things were happing to him (train ran him over, someone broke into his house, etc) and kept gaslighting me into thinking I was crazy for thinking he was a liar and went and got “depressed” when I did say he was lying Eventually I found out he was cheating on me and then I warned the girl he was cheating on me with and she didn’t listen so she got cheated on too lmfao the entire group was mentally ill

[@m0L3ify]

"But he couldn't show me because it would use up too much of his energy and he'd be out of school for days." I feel that. That's a legit excuse as an adult 😂

[@whitepanda438]

Lol

[@Yuzuki1337]

Truly ahead of his time

[@abeingthatishuman]

The improvisational skill of some of these kids is impressive. Bloody marry having yoga on Tuesday is comedic genius in an improve routine

[@ZeRandomizor]

yes

[@marshmallowman1651]

fr, i had a kid tell me he fought bloody mary off with a fork he found on his bedside table

[@mz7315]

I still giggle every time I remember my friend telling me that bloody mary will give me anything I want. "She'll give you an Xbox." "I already have an Xbox." "Then she'll give you a PlayStation." XD OMG LOL. He also said that you can get movie tickets by getting maximum prestige in COD. (This was in 2009) I believed this until high school. But tbh, now that Buffcoin is a thing, its not as farfetched as I first thought.

[@Paattel]

You are not human

[@banana6960]

I had a friend in school that told lies all the time like, "I wrestled a bear on the way to school today" and "I have superpowers and I can teleport and shapeshift into anything I want." He also said he was venom. He said all that in one day.

[@snarkiwi]

"Bowser-shaped ketchup dispenser" is such a specific lie and I need one now

[@lintea_]

the would be rad to own a bowser shaped ketchup dispenser

[@BBQLOVER65]

where would the ketchup dispense out of? wouldnt it work better with mayonnaise?

[@tacohead8543]

@@BBQLOVER65 i wonder where _from_

[@abyssstrider2547]

@@BBQLOVER65 Yeah i was wondering where from it would be kinda disgusting if it dispensed from the mount but if it dispensed from them other end... Well. Yeah.

[@chairger]

pat his head and he vomits all over your fries

[@L-ghtlessSky]

i used to tell people I was an airbender. when asked to prove it id do some hand movements and hope to god the wind liked me. *it did, I genuinely made people believe I was an airbender*

[@dream_walker9726]

me doing the exact same thing

[@L-ghtlessSky]

@@dream_walker9726 heheheeh

[@shann2446]

“Yo can I see your transformer?” “Sorry he’s shy” :( *Understandable, have a nice day*

[@mynameisreallycool1]

That one might be my favorite here tbh

[@jackbishop2446]

Thats what I thought when I was younger and for years I believed my friend had a fake finger with wires on the inside

[@Un_OfficialPerson]

when I read that I was like "your car is bumble bee?"

[@Wulfjager]

This comment strangely reminded me of when I was a toddler I legit thought my toys were alive like in toy story but they were too shy to wanna be friends with me

[@everythingz888]

@@Wulfjager Aww that sounds cute

[@Ganerrr]

everyone be "transformer this" or "famous person that" but Luca flying in with the concept of 8

[@mickytherat8020]

Before Luca existed, it was just 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 9 Everyone knows that

[@butterqueen767]

Yes

[@kindadumb916]

Were 18,28,38 etc numbers before or after 8 was discovered by our saviour Luca

[@Astreon123]

My name being Luca scared me when I saw this

[@theoneandonlygluedude]

@@Astreon123 you invented the number 8

[@blaxidii7360]

A boy in my preschool claimed that he lived in a gingerbread house, as in the house and all the furniture were gingerbread. He said that every morning, he woke up and licked his frosting blanket off himself. I think about him sometimes.

[@cherryscottage6801]

This is... oddly horrifying

[@sasaki999pro]

When I was a kid I had a best friend with a "Less than Privileged" life so to speak. Poor kid would steal from our fridge because he had like no food at home, the kid was a twig, my parents never said anything and infact invited him over more often and always sent him off with leftovers. But he never stole material things, and infact he would always beat up any of his much more bratty siblings any time he caught them stealing money or other things from our house and returned it to us right away. I could tell he was probably trying super hard to impress us, one time I had found a page of lyrics he had scribbled up and he elaborated that it was a song he was working on. They were just the lyrics to Avenged Sevenfold's "Nightmare". I didn't say anything, I just kinda feigned a smile and let him have that. You could tell he was a genuinely good kid that the world just dealt him a junk hand.

[@Redmeteor200]

Any idea how he's doing now?

[@LyricaSilvan]

Aw, damn…my heart goes out to him. I hope he’s doing better now.

[@ButteredGhost]

I still remember the guy who in kindergarten told me “I’m secretly a vampire and I was adopted from Australia don’t tell anyone it’s a secret” and then proceeded to individually pull every other student aside to say the same thing

[@EMLtheViewer]

Ah yes, secrets you tell everyone.

[@husdyfusdy]

As an Australian I can confirm there is a severe vampire problem here

[@Vysair]

Oh gosh, I hate those damn Australian vampire

[@_jelly-yuzi_9713]

@@husdyfusdy how’s it like?

[@BeanOfBean]

Yeah, read the C-SPAN article about it

[@mae.glitter]

My best friend in 3rd grade was known as a notorious liar. I never believed her but I always said I did because I didn't want to fight with her. Once she tried to convince me that she tricked an NFL player into thinking she was 21 and that they were going to get married in a Raley's grocery store in Hawaii. Gotta give her points for creativity.

[@legrandliseurtri7495]

Lol what

[@joni4867]

Hawaii seems to be a reoccurring theme in these stories

[@Callisto8233]

why Raleys? I work at a Raleys and it sucks

[@mae.glitter]

@@Callisto8233 I vaguely remember her being obsessed with going to Raleys. I'm pretty sure her family shopped there and she claimed everything there was "organic and healthy". No idea how true that is lol

[@skapaloka222]

I live in Hawaii and I have no idea what a Raley's grocery store is

[@NineQuestionMarks]

As good as the "Bowser-shaped ketchup dispenser" is, my favorite is still the "Bloody Mary does Yoga on Tuesdays" one.

[@midnightgamer2158]

Lol

[@felixsovietski642]

my fav was the "my uncle is alegic to oxygen" ond

[@hidinginyourcloset]

These titles are really strange out of context

[@conflictbrooks]

@@hidinginyourcloset They all sound like they could be modern creepypastas lol

[@midnightgamer2158]

Yea I would love a Bowser ketchup dispenser lol

[@sahhanaaa]

I knew this one girl who told us that her mom was a famous chocolatier and could make any chocolate we could think of. We were all naïve, considering this was in 5th grade and begged her to ask her mom to make us different candies, basically just gingerbread houses, but candy instead of gingerbread, or lollipops the size of our school books. The funny part is that she always agreed and one day, she got us a box of chocolates. All those chocolates were purchased, but it was a win for us.

[@isaacdanoob2434]

“My girlfriend is a supermodel with millions of dollars!” “Wow, can I meet her?” “She goes to a different school”

[@BBQLOVER65]

my enemys girlfriend lives in ireland. everyone knew he didnt have one but still proved it in a group chat out of spite

[@J_Lynn]

i knew a kid who claimed that and said she took him hunting rhinos in africa and that he personally killed a rhino and a lion and had them mounted in his room. Also he totally had a lamborghini. some kids have all the luck.

[@mutantsandmemes]

Lol I've heard that lie format before 😂

[@inrodu_1027]

in canada!!

[@EmiPlayzMC]

@Ew I stepped in disrespectful opinions Off topic but I'm loving your pfp and name, 😂

[@cornybram845]

I used to know Spider Man. Or, well, his alter ego. He could shoot webs out of his hands but he just couldn’t show me

[@theairisamagician830]

wow who was it

[@sekiro_the_one-armed_wolf]

I can shoot webs too. Just not out of my hands. No lie.

[@theairisamagician830]

@@sekiro_the_one-armed_wolf then out of where?

[@sekiro_the_one-armed_wolf]

@@theairisamagician830 I can’t show you marvel would arrest me.

[@theairisamagician830]

@@sekiro_the_one-armed_wolf oh

[@spacequeen2046]

I knew a girl in high school who said she had a rare condition that gave her heart attacks. She would frequently fake heart attacks before tests. She'd come back and claim that they had to defibrillate her to bring her back to life, and that because of her, the school nurse kept a defibrillator on hand all the time. The same girl, a few years prior in middle school, claimed to have a real vampire boyfriend. He was going to change her on her 16th birthday. She also said that she sang a private opera concert for the obamas, and that she spoke fluent japanese. One of her most frequent claims was that she had written a book that would be published soon. She saw me doodling in French class and offered to pay me 5 dollars to draw her "a sexy native american man with wings carrying a girl with short dark hair," and I did, and she took it and said "I'll send this to my publisher. This will be the cover of my book when it comes out." It was my first art commission. I guess I should have drawn up a contract to get a piece of those royalties or something. The book never came out but I did get a candy bar with the money.

[@miguito1086]

a goddamn candy bar???!? real good buissness my dude

[@arrontheprotogen9276]

😋

[@BlackSheepNara]

Sounds like some mental illness. Hope she got proper help. Too many people ignore issues like that.

[@Hamza43660]

Stonks

[@Theunfortunate_soul]

Lmfao

[@grumpycouch6403]

When I was in first grade there was a girl who claimed that she had a friend that was a demon. I was fascinated by how convinced she was. The lie slowly evolved to a small cult of seven year olds who gathered at recess to commune with the demon "Vicious". I wonder what she's doing now.

[@hamburger7243]

sounds similar to what I did as a kid

[@Happy-of8oi]

Sorry, what?!

[@Obi-Wan_Kenobi]

I know a kid who said he *didn't* get married to a very high profile senator from Naboo and also said that he *didn't* murder an unarmed Sith Lord. Suffice to say, he was lying on both counts.

[@saintnick6598]

And let me guess he didn't believe you had the high ground!

[@sabrehughes3125]

General kenobi

[@luizasabbaga592]

Can I go tell that ani to get her gun?

[@Borispocalypse]

_General Kenobi_

[@frostykinkajou5346]

@@luizasabbaga592 you have a stroke?

[@orangebanana845]

"he turned into a cheetah and chased away girls so he could do more science" What a sigma male, never letting girls get in the way of his grind

[@felipebenevides9224]

#cheetahgrindset

[@theredbanana149]

where yellow banana

[@iamastegosauruses2734]

where red banana

[@Calipsopawzz]

@@iamastegosauruses2734where green banana

[@flamingscar5263]

The fact that a kid lied about playing gta 6, has grown up AND IS STILL NOT NOT PLAYING GTA 6

[@Randomguy-sn1yz]

We gonna get GTA 5 on the PS10 if they don't change soon.

[@naoeveel]

@@Randomguy-sn1yz no shit sherlock

[@DemonSlayerSucksAss30]

@Beanie Demon pickels

[@that_one_fool1230]

@Beanie Demon The creator of Gta can be the one who said it

[@jaburnside1523]

We are all being punished for his sins

[@ATM180]

I was really pale as a kid so some of the other kids in school used to make fun of me for being a vampire. I just decided to lean into it and scared everybody. And it got to the point where I had to be brought into the principal's office.

[@redfoxlol101]

what exactly did you do to convince them

[@ATM180]

@redfoxlol101 we were 8 so it didn't take much convincing, mostly pretending to be thirsty for blood or making a big show of looking for garlic in my lunch and avoiding the sun.

[@Brass319]

hahahaha relatable. There's also the time in second grade where I convinced my friends I had been bitten by a spider and was going to become the next spiderman by climbing one of those metal lattice fences

[@qupidsm]

@@ATM180 thats hilarious🤣

[@dream_walker9726]

same here! i’m anemic and my autism forgets the way i explain it makes it sound like i have no blood. my best friend actually took to telling people i was a vampire with no blood and it just stuck. even my family says it 😭

[@julianffan]

A lot of this shit is actually extremely creative. Props to that girl with the “we’re both robots” story, that’s a premise for a decent dark fantasy novel right there. Also S-tier gaslighting if she had managed to sell it.

[@theshinxgirl]

The girl convincing people they’re robots reminds me of DiMA from the Far Harbor DLC in Fallout 4. Goddamn synths.

[@AverageAlien]

gAsLigHting

[@polymetric2614]

fucking top tier screenplay idea

[@freedman4395]

Nah its kinda stupid ngl

[@Moon_Savior]

The robot one could be a good story

[@rougeakane]

For me, it was this one girl who claimed she “built the school with her dad”. We were 6 years old and the school is over 100 years old

[@infiniteplanes5775]

I claimed Mexico was under the sandbox in the middle of the yard. I think my friends believed me, I know Allen did. I don’t think Leo did, he was the kid that usually lied about his dad making Lamborghini’s and stuff.

[@jessical4866]

When I was in kindergarten, a boy in my class said he donated a kidney to his dad. This made sense when I learned about organ transplants and how people only need one kidney to live. Then later in life I realized child-sized organs don’t transplant well into adults. Well played, Craig, you had me convinced for a full decade.

[@kuki6383]

Its crazy how that sole fact wouldve saved you 10 years of thinking that that boy was a hero

[@Joey7Z7Horror]

LMAO

[@no-one-1]

craig

[@clumsycare2093]

I am the 1000th like

[@jessical4866]

@@clumsycare2093 Never thought my comment would hit 1k. Thanks!

[@The_Retro_Ghost]

Some kid in my primary school was adamant on telling us he fought a kangaroo, and won.

[@silverspirit920]

Its not the kid who lies all the time, its the kid who cant lie but tries and fails very hard.

[@haji2nd444]

Exactly!

[@historylogz]

We are keeping this 5 month thing up I guess

[@zackince8803]

Lots of those people in my school

[@haresh6557]

plot twist: these aren’t lies and we should be very, very scared

[@evie5329]

How many likes? Wasn’t me, just mentioning

[@shadowanderson2004]

True plot twist: they all have ADHD

[@Mexikirb]

@@shadowanderson2004 As someone with ADHD You're goddamn right.

[@shadowanderson2004]

@@Mexikirb I do aswell

[@Khoose22804]

Uhh the gta 6......

[@J0N1B0T]

There is a thin line between “trying to be cool in front of classmates” and serious psychological issues

[@freedman4395]

Lolllllll

[@tankinator451]

My girlfriends an elementary school teacher and says that basically every kid makes up unbelievable stuff to look cool infront of their friends. It’s normal for young kids to do when they’re trying to make friends early on, it starts to become concerning once they reach middle school tho.

[@oioioioioi994]

@@tankinator451 When I was in elementary I told everyone my older sibling was the first ever person to discover the Google dinosaur game because I actually genuinely believed that they were.

[@J0N1B0T]

@@oioioioioi994 well that one is true, though

[@alestane2]

@@tankinator451 I met two persons who would repeatedly make such unbelievable claims well into adulthood. Strange thing is that they seemed to convince themselves too. For instance, in both cases, they claimed that in high school they were selected for country-level top teams in a given sport; I would expect a "normal" liar to carefully avoid situations that would expose him, but in both cases they easily accepted to join coworkers or friends in a sports outing and it was then painfully clear they were rank beginners. Those are two different cases who didn't know each other, I met them years apart on different continents, yet they had exactly the same behavior.

[@jayer.]

I had a friend in Kindergarten and we were obsessed with Dinosaurs. So naturally he told me about all the fossils he found in his garden when he was searching for them. He even showed me when I was visiting. Thinking about it now, those were cheap props and souvenirs from museums.

[@cortster12]

Plot twist: half of these people ARE the kids that lied in school, and they're lying about everything in their post.

[@imnotemoipromise7561]

This comment wins

[@yesmescootwosinakc5861]

@@imnotemoipromise7561 the least replies for a comment with 200 likes?

[@skippyskip9177]

@@yesmescootwosinakc5861 we should change that.

[@aeonianataraxia]

@@skippyskip9177 facts, this comment needs more attention

[@matthewzhang581]

don’t know how they remember shit from elementary

[@gvnlessktchn]

so some kid (i don’t know who) somehow managed to start a huge rumor (i mean _huge_ - the entire grade believed this) that these two teachers were both vampires. the teachers would play along too, they’d take a break to “drink blood” and then take a sip from their water bottle and everyone would freak out. people also said that they weren’t only vampires, but vampires in love. one of them literally had a wife.

[@CR-ji3kf]

honestly that's adorable

[@CR-ji3kf]

@@itzyyy6875 ok

[@ethan7252]

@@itzyyy6875 nah its kinda adorable

[@malgareth]

@@ethan7252 not really tho

[@ethan7252]

@@malgareth ye it is

[@kiwitheparakeettiger1277]

i had an edgelord friend that “spoke to a demon ghost boy named zan that was the spirit of a kid who committed *cough cough ahem* sudoku in the bathroom at school.” apparently he had red hair and heterochromatic eyes. i hate edgelord liars, and i got so pissed that i made up my own spooky demon OC and tried to one-up her. this continued for a year and a half.

[@jackgarcia5926]

I do sudoku in the can all the time. if I had known i was creating ghosts i would just use the phone like a normal person.

[@zo6679]

The only thing that can beat an edgelord is another edgeLord

[@Uchiha-fi4ij]

I want to commit sudoku

[@itsgirlcraft5842]

.*click* this one's goin in the books

[@skeletonking2501]

NGL he sounds fun to talk to, even in an ironic sense

[@tavianl5423]

In 7th grade, there were four lunch periods: A, B, C, and D. The lunch period you have depends on your 3rd/4th period class (we alternate between odd- and even-numbered periods, in which we call orange and blue days respectively. There's 8 in total, not including special periods). One kid I met tried to convince me he had E lunch, and another, Z lunch.

[@betafurret1503]

A kid at a summer camp I was in claimed she was a goddess but couldn’t turn into her goddess form because it would kill all of us.

[@KilljoyFreya]

Someone has been reading too much Percy Jackson lol

[@AD_RC]

i'd gladly buy into that one, please, do kill me o goddess

[@webpombo7765]

@@AD_RC 9 year old goddess lmao

[@ChonkedCat]

Percy Jackson reference

[@reesember]

One of my elementary school friends told me she was secretly a mermaid, but couldn’t turn into her mermaid form because she becomes an adult mermaid that doesn’t have a bra on. Kids are weird.

[@greenbean3041]

this one girl told me that she had magical powers and her dolls came alive at night. she also gave me her diary and said that if I tore the pages out she would loose her powers and die. so naturally i tore a few pages out and she didn’t come to school the next day and I never saw her again. for years I was convinced I killed her and lost sleep at night because of the guilt. turns out she just moved to Texas and I found out from her cousin when I changed school. maheen, if your reading this I think about you frequently

[@beek.4860]

i would bet you real money that maheen planned this perfectly because she knew she was moving to texas the next day. that girl knows what she did

[@isaacpianos5208]

Dude I can write a drama story about this

[@isaacpianos5208]

Btw I love kids man "Hey look, my diary" *Tears pages off*

[@greenbean3041]

@@isaacpianos5208 in my defense she liked my crush and i was kinda mad at her that week

[@isaacpianos5208]

@@greenbean3041 I swear this just keeps getting better

[@conflictbrooks]

"He used his watch to turn into a cheetah, so he could chase away girls and do more science." What a chad. Endless respect for this kid.

[@omegavillain7425]

The sigma grindset

[@Iwillstartpostingagain]

I wouldn’t run away from him but admire him ( I like cheetahs that much )

[@megatron8561]

@@omegavillain7425 grindset*

[@omegavillain7425]

@@megatron8561 alright, fixed

[@guy-dev]

Stay pure sigmas!

[@gcookie572]

When I was in 3rd Grade, my parents got me a cat that was very cuddly and playful. I used to lie a lot and say she doesn't like much people, so that whoever asks to pets her feels special.

[@StormlordOG]

Nice

[@jozefienvoets2744]

the shy transformer is pretty adorable actually. Imagine this giant flying robot from outer space that’s too self-conscious to show itself to a bunch of nine year olds

[@StarHorder]

Mood

[@Quesoquantum]

My dad always said that about his truck

[@kingmegatron7974]

Hey, you think I wanna reveal myself as a Cybertronian in front of a bunch of tiny humans? No thank you.

[@tristanraine]

This is literally similar to how Bumblebee is during his self titled movie

[@sidiwvwhi]

i would believe that if i was like 8

[@NormalLunk]

This kid Ryan claimed he was born in his parents car during a blizzard, and then immediately after that, his older brother tried to throw him into a tornado.

[@math6199]

Tornado man

[@Zeroroom71]

@@ericonion3561 so Eric onion your brother is Ryan onion? WHY DIDNT U THROW HIM IN THE TORNADO WHEN U HAD THE CHANCEEE

[@Juunbeetl]

@@math6199 for some reason I read this as tomato man. I should probably go to sleep :/

[@cinderellaskeleton6720]

Bruh the mental image of just some kid yeeting a baby out of a car window and right into a tornado is so funny

[@Kira-rx5lv]

josuke lmao

[@riverstyx7251]

In elementary school there was a girl who always bragged about being insanely rich, so whenever she wanted her way she’d say “I’d give you $100 for x.” For a while we bought the lie and played along, because we were 7, but we began getting suspicious when she never paid us back with her seemingly endless supply of Benjamins. One day she tried to play her little trick again and I said “no you won’t, you still owe me $600 from the last few times.” I was saving up to buy a Nintendo DS so I was super pissed about this. Eventually the lying got so excessive we just confronted her as a whole class about it. Later I learned from my friend that this girl was (obviously) not rich, but rather she lived in an RV at a trailer park with her two grandparents who chainsmoked all day long. She moved schools where I heard she just continued to pull this same scam up until middle school (yet another one of my friends had her as a classmate at the new school). Idk where she is but I hope she eventually learned her lesson about lying to get friends and manipulate people. Oh shit, I almost forgot-she once convinced me to help her break out and run away from school to become famous-she wanted to be a dancer who did drugs. She said her mom was ok with it and it would be a wonderful easy life, so we spent one recess digging under the fence with plastic spoons. I wanna say I was smart enough to think ahead but I definitely was not, though I think I thought it was just a game or something and we’d go back to class when we were done. Some older kids caught us and she had to lie and say we were just planting a seed. A 5th grader pretty much told us to knock it off and sent us back to class before they tattled on us, then they filled in the hole which at that point was only big enough to stick a kid’s arm under the fence. We were using plastic spoons afterall So yea this girl had issues, pretty sure all of the kids who lie like this have issues

[@plebthepebble3877]

oof i hope shes okay

[@tenebris3151]

based 5th grader moment

[@lemomannmusicproductions4074]

That actually made me sad

[@riverstyx7251]

@@plebthepebble3877 well to be honest this was at a very low budget private Catholic school that charged more per month than my rent is now to help parents indoctrinate their children in their bigoted ways while skimping heavily on our education. So by leaving our school and going to the public school she was automatically leaving a bad situation for a better one. It’s just too bad she didn’t stop lying and manipulating people when she transferred

[@dmace14]

Starting a few years ago, my friend that I’ve known since first school has been trying to convince me that his dad is actually his step dad, and that his real dad is David Tenant, but this same friend always talks about his Welsh heritage …that David Tenant doesn’t have. We’re also both 16.

[@oddcrafter1270]

In 2nd or 3rd grade, it occurred to me that I could lie whenever I wanted, so I told a classmate that I did the times tables in my sleep, and she was quite impressed. Over the next week or so, I gradually began to panic, fearing that she would tell the newspapers about it, and they'd want to interview me and report on it, whereupon my lie would be exposed. My parents patiently reassured me that that wouldn't happen; thankfully, they were correct. I've been rather iffy on lying ever since...

[@Wince_Media]

THIS JUST IN: Second or Third grader able to do times tables while sleeping!

[@oddcrafter1270]

@@Wince_Media NO

[@newtfigton8795]

Local child prodigy modestly downplays his talent: more at 11

[@oddcrafter1270]

@@newtfigton8795 -_-

[@noahthompson5010]

Imagine if this sent you down a rabbit hole of lies and betrayal

[@TegeTalksAlot]

Onetime a kid convinced me everyone had a magical pony and you could only see them if you 'unlocked your aura' and that mine was a really special one. I cried when I didn’t know how to see it.

[@sivvim]

So uh, did you complain to a adult that you couldn’t see your magical pony?

[@lemonadecrunchyice]

Yes we need answers, did you???

[@samyrandome425]

When we were kids my uncle convinced me and my cousin that there were sea-djin (sea demons) which is why we shouldn't venture too far off. He convinced us so much i think we even felt them. Coming from a culture where poeple believe in spirits it wasn't funny lol.

[@memo-fq3ps]

Hold on I think that literally made a movie about this a few years ago, but with unicorns. 😂 Brie Larson and Samuel Jackson were in it.

[@Frontier327]

"I can body swap with anyone" "Dont worry I wouldn't do it to you" *_oh my god_*

[@Frontier327]

@HUMPTY I know its such a good insult

[@SuperChargeTheDumDum]

*apply cold water to the burned area*

[@miguito1086]

wtf these kids pulling off smoother insults than me 😭

[@migolan6606]

Aaaahhhhh, i don't know... The way he voiced it sounded more like the girl cared about the person and didn't want to scare them. Maybe a possible crush?

[@kaurakeksi19]

that was personal

[@95FordGuy-hw2le]

I had a friend who told us his dad invented “fake fat” and he was just trying it out. He still owes me a million dollars too.

[@teatimewithianne4763]

Nintendo: *cocks gun* now, Aiden… just hand over the cards and nobody has to get hurt

[@Pterosauraphobia]

*oh fr-*

[@19NooNaDa]

AIDEN NO

[@mrrandom2642]

this scares me

[@teatimewithianne4763]

@@mrrandom2642 oh it should aiden. It really should.

[@heatherramirez6141]

Aiden, give him the cards this doesn’t need to be the end.

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

"My uncle is allergic to oxygen" Oh, he must've forgot to say his uncle passed away then

[@Oathkeeper7474]

I see you everywhere

[@ready_s3tgo]

27

[@LocalManwhore]

Tbh i just thought it meant that their uncle had asthma

[@screamindog8772]

@Alex H. you heard it here first, folks. the king has passed the law, we must abide.

[@RatchelRach]

You? Here?

[@villagernumber7882]

The weirdest thing I have ever heard someone lie about was how, and I quote _"The entire country of Sweden almost collapsed because of the great snail disaster of 1978"_

[@ihatemirrors1216]

its true source: I was the snail

[@villagernumber7882]

@@ihatemirrors1216 _ᏚNᎪᏆᏞ ᎪᎢᎢᎪᏟᏦ_

[@ashmenser7959]

This made me laugh out loud holy shit! 😂😂😂

[@goreshit-lover]

its true, i was in Sweden in 1978

[@MiloTheMightyDude]

That sounds like a joke that a cartoon would make.

[@ManicObjectShowFan]

This isn't a kid at school, it's my brother, but he tried to convince me that he could "read minds". And if he was wrong, he would say that "you were thinking of it without knowing". He's one of the most trustworthy people in my family.

[@RKroese]

A family of con artists?

[@hungryburger1170]

@@RKroese Politicians are a possibility.

[@herosshade2247]

I'm convinced all these "my dad works at Nintendo" kids fused together and grew up to become Elon Musk.

[@ctdaniels7049]

"I founded Tesla, don't look it up on Wikipedia."

[@popoklatscher69]

💀💀💀

[@zaidlacksalastname4905]

@@ctdaniels7049 💀💀💀

[@Horbiflorbin]

@@zaidlacksalastname4905 💀💀💀

[@iesty]

this comment feels like one of those drunk epiphanies

[@paulk7615]

I acknowledge the dude who invented the number 8. God bless him for his innovative and powerful contribution to this world.

[@zoras.domain]

Underrated

[@drizzymaster69]

@@zoras.domain I completely agree

[@crusaderzim]

how would i be able to turn nine9?

[@charlesbradshaw5183]

Oh yeah? Well I invented number 42069

[@paulk7615]

@@charlesbradshaw5183 I see what you did there

[@baconberries8097]

"No No she doesn't work on Tuesdays, she's at yoga." That fucking killed me!!!

[@Garchirisu5563]

Finally, someone acknowledges this!

[@sinister5615]

EXACTLY 😂

[@turnerthekilledgamer6995]

It’s fucking genius. It implies that the kid not only summoned Mary once in the past, but did it enough times that they had discussions on when and why she wouldn’t be available to haunt him.

[@sinister5615]

@@turnerthekilledgamer6995 😂 😂 😂

[@phryantrezkaathar3653]

why the heck did i misread yoga as yoda

[@Chrischi3TutorialLPs]

I was actually friends with that kid. He was a nice guy, but boy were his stories crazy. Appearantly, at age 6, he could drive a full sized tractor. And that time he had a cast on his leg? Yeah, appearantly he was chopping wood when he dropped an axe on his foot. His dad is appearantly also italian, despite having a name that is about as northern Germany as names get. Though, to his defense, in the unlikely scenario that anyone recognizes him, he really did see a tank driving past him on his way home from school one time, i was there.

[@forgbeloathed]

There was this kid that, around the time when the “creepy killer clown sightings” were like all the rage back in 2016, and she’d kept saying that for the past week or so she was stalked by one, and the day after Halloween when we came back to school and such she said the killer clown came up to her, stole her candy and burned it all in front of her on the street. In retaliation she kicked the clown so hard that they fell onto the street, and got gruesomely ran over, and she said that they got decapitated or something idk I can’t really remember. When kids and even her own friends started to question her story she made up an excuse that it was midnight and her friends were at the next house at that time so nobody was around to be able to see it, or whatever.

[@ZebraLuv]

Plot twist: it was actually her dentist. He didn't like her cavities so he burned her candy in a clown mask. Then all her friends pushed him onto the road in cold murder.

[@Bacony_Cakes]

damn that clown is worse than landlords

[@Veilwing]

a girl in my class was convinced that a yellow tarp in some trees behind the field was actually a tent and that a killer clown lived there.

[@forgbeloathed]

@@Veilwing lmao

[@plebthepebble3877]

@@Veilwing lol

[@RosyMiche]

Oh man, we had a kid like this in my school. When I was in 6th grade (aka year 7), we got sick of her lying and decided to catch her at it. Three of us asked her where she lived, and she gave us three different answers: "I live in a mansion", "I live in a treehouse", and "My house is made of gold." When we all confronted her about it, she looked us all in the eye and said, "Oh, I live in a golden treehouse mansion." Flawless, really.

[@aromanticfranziskavonkarma]

A+ recovery

[@RosyMiche]

@@aromanticfranziskavonkarma I know, right? It's incredible that we managed to see through the charade...

[@legendgames128]

Heavy af mansion

[@dypetrod4766]

Saw the end coming when I started reading it, hahaha.

[@shadowclaw7210]

@@RosyMiche gotta give her credit for being able lie like that, it impressive for kid.

[@SupersuMC]

To be fair, that kid who claimed his grandfather invented Lego bricks was probably telling the truth. There's quite a complicated history behind the LEGO brick patent.

[@AngelicBendy]

That's what I was thinking as well.

[@echothefreak9396]

I’m pretty sure the OG founder is long dead

[@Kurachikento]

@@echothefreak9396 😂

[@nigelnecroz7028]

@@echothefreak9396 And his granddad is not?

[@cirrocirrus]

Lego is from 1932 so I don't think that his grandfather invented lego- unless it was like his great great great grandfather

[@No0neSpec1al]

Allow me to list all the lies I remember this kid told me all the way up to year 5. 1. She told me that phoenixes are real and that they were probably flying around right now. 2. She said that dinosaurs were still alive but only she could see them, and she and some other guy were the 'scouts' in charge of keeping people safe from them. She told several others about this as well, and we all got promoted to scouts too. I remember that she gaslit me about that so hard that I started hallucinating dinosaurs whenever she said there was one nearby. 3. She said that she had the ability to see ghosts. The good ones have blue outlines and the bad ones have red outlines. We were on her trampoline once and she told me that we were surrounded by them. 4. She said that she could see these colourful orbs and when she touched them she would gain speed. Kinda reminds me about a certain roblox game, I wonder if that's where she got it from. 5. When we were at an indoor pool one time she told me that she had an invisible device that could track paranormal enemies, which led to us being "chased" around by an invisible Pennywise and we had to keep hiding in different places every minute or else he'd kill us. Pretty sure she added in Slenderman and Samara at one point too. 6. She told me her mother was actually an alien. 7. She would tell me about evil creatures that were out to kill us. If the moon was red, that meant that the 'red-eyed dog' and the 'green-eyed cat' were out to get us. 8. Do y'all know those short horror films called 'Don't look away' that you can find on youtube, and I think they were pretty popular like 10 or something years ago? Yeah, she told me that she was the girl in the video. 9. Idk if anyone else knows about this creepypasta, but there's this thing called 'Momo' that's like some weird mask of a really fucked up looking humanoid thing. According to this girl, Momo was real and she was the one who created it. It even had some whole song, I remember the whole thing. 10. She told me she had a boyfriend, which doesn't seem all that weird but the thing is she told me that they were both from a whole other universe where all her imaginary friends came to life, and she could create portals between worlds. Also, in that universe she was actually 24 years old and pregnant. 💀

[@sepiasnakesigil]

Honestly, this seems less like lying and more like intensely imaginative games.

[@ksquid1457]

I had a friend who would say crazy stuff like this all the time, too

[@scarm_rune]

thats a facebook mom right there

[@Dalek59862]

If the paranormal stuff was said 6,000-1,000 years ago it would be ancient folklore.

[@DiggyPT]

SING US THE MOMO SONG🗣️🗣️🗣️

[@lazarusrat6159]

I really like the kid who "turned into a cheetah to chase away girls- so he could do more SCIENCE." What a chad.

[@MiloTheMightyDude]

Based Cheetah

[@TheSuperappelflap]

big sigma male energy

[@Crow_Bitch]

struck me as cute

[@strawberrypencl]

​@@Crow_Bitch Woman moment

[@naoeveel]

Sigma rule: Always remember women are just scientific experiments

[@sock2828]

The idea of a ghost made half out of bones and half out of blood that stabs you at night only for the wounds to disappear the next morning is actually kinda terrifying.

[@gingermcgingin4106]

Why do you think that person shat themselves over it?

[@happypercussionist1]

@@gingermcgingin4106 Exactly.. 🗿🗿🗿

[@rigleysmith4704]

Like… what could you do to prove it? Show the wound?

[@vindi167]

Object167

[@ViridianForests]

Honestly, rather than a lie it sounds like the kid had a really realistic nightmare and/or sleep paralysis hallucination, which, having had some myself take a long while to fade even if you do know what they are. I was an adult and full-on convinced until halfway through the next morning that I had had a very scary supernatural encounter, because it felt so real and I felt so awake.

[@drarryoclock]

I once had a girl in *6th grade* who was absolutely convinced that her plastic ‘Sofia The First’ amulet allowed her to speak to animals. She was having a full-on conversation with some pigeons, who apparently told her that “she was secretly a princess”. Never talked to her again after that one...

[@VOiDED50120]

in sixth grade I had this one girl who tried to convice us she was a vampire from the Twilight series. Had a similar group of girls in 2nd grade as well who also said they were vampires.

[@philiprivers669]

@@VOiDED50120 Yeah, it's okay in second grade but when you get to sixth its a bit concerning. Kid your gonna be like 12 this year why are you still trying to convince people of this

[@hamburgerhamburgerv2]

geez sounds like the placebo effect. She thought the amulet would work so it did

[@retrorapture4079]

This coming from the girl who thinks she's Billie Eilish, lol.

[@drarryoclock]

@@retrorapture4079 nope, just a fan 😭👍

[@raymiemiller1455]

A girl in my second grade class tried to convince everyone that her dad had been the scientist who originally discovered the kangaroo rat, and was currently running experiments to turn them all pink.

[@TheTakato122]

"A washing machine and a dryer stack on top of one another", to a little kid that might as well be a space ship.

[@prollyoli]

grant kept saying he had a giant roller coaster in his backyard that he won for deadlifting 400lbs and he couldn’t show it because it was invisible and only his dad could make it show up

[@revolutionstudios5052]

How... how does a kid even believe that?

[@rainbow--skies]

@@revolutionstudios5052 Kids will believe anything

[@aromanticfranziskavonkarma]

be careful, by saying grant you are either going to summon the entirety of the marauders side of the harry potter fandom, or a bunch of ace attorney fans who misread grant as gant.. i may or may not be both

[@Despacitoian]

that actually was true he's just one of Phineas and Ferb's friends

[@icedriver2207]

Should have asked him to dead lift 400 lbs....

[@MoonlightMirage]

I had a friend of mine who, at 8 years old in 2008, claimed he was the world champion of Mario Kart Wii with 4 stars and having the secret Mii Outfit C unlocked. Keep in mind that 3 stars is the maximum rank in Grand Prix and no one knew about the hidden Mii Outfit C in the game files for another decade EDIT: Unfortunately though, said friend died at the beginning of 2020, this comment was made out of respect - we had a good time going against each other :')

[@theairisamagician830]

wow

[@shinkshonkers3787]

yo what the fuck how he know about the mii outfit

[@10054]

@@shinkshonkers3787 exactly.

[@girlygreninja]

Rest in peace, four-star Mario Kart champion and predictor of Mii Outfit C...

[@pizzapower8]

Once, I had a friend in elementary school who told me that his dad made the Diary of a Wimpy Kid series. He said the final book would be number 30 titled "The Final Sacrifice". Apparently, Greg was going to die.

[@FabbrizioPlays]

I mean, the ghost stabbing one could legitimately have been sleep paralysis.

[@THECHIEFBEEF46]

Wow

[@ChrisD__]

And the lightcycle could be sort of done with lasers and a fog machine on a normal bike with a body kit.

[@mkupity]

poor kid who shat hhimself

[@thatonerandomartist2569]

Or schizophrenia Maybe some of these kids are mentally ill not liars

[@freedman4395]

N- waiit oh yea

[@fishyfish201]

Way back when I was in 1st or 2nd grade, I overheard a kid telling his friend how he once shot someone to death with a machete. His friend believed him. A literal first grader told his friend that he shot someone to death. With a sword.

[@raidaridi5375]

lmfao

[@legomangamesnetwork1151]

Lmaooo

[@simpletoastvibes]

Dang that's one epic machete, I'll take your entire stock

[@foxinabox5103]

@@simpletoastvibes its the machete slingshot, that one guy made :D

[@deuceydee3506]

That kid must watch a lot of anime XD

[@grayanddevpdx]

“No no, it doesn’t work on Tuesdays, *she’s at yoga”* had me dying.

[@charlimander5683]

Out of all things... FREAKING YOGA.

[@jonas_5190]

Nice improvisation from that kid

[@Panzerfaust_1939]

@@charlimander5683 "she's at phub"

[@jaystee83847]

@@charlimander5683 tryin to get her mind off killing kids

[@JinSakaiTheGhostOfTsushima]

Why yoga💀💀💀

[@S0LDIER1stclass]

This kid named Treycen convinced me that he could hack into anyone's Minecraft world without them knowing and could "shapeshift" in a Minecraft villager and he could commuticate with Spongebob BUT ONLY on Monday at EXACTLY 1:40 am. I still hang out with this buffoon to this day.

[@zaidlacksalastname4905]

Say hi to that king

[@S0LDIER1stclass]

@@zaidlacksalastname4905 He said lock ur doors.

[@SUNNSTONE6603]

Bro there was this kid named Samson and since he was Chinese he literally gave me the middle finger and said “it’s how we say thank you in Chinese”

[@_ArmIa]

This one absolutely sent me

[@pizzalatios]

Does he know any other languages?

[@midnightgamer2158]

*WHEEZE*

[@soupalex]

smash cut to the op going around flipping off adults and saying "thank you!"

[@EmiPlayzMC]

This is the best story so far, lol

[@teresamarrone539]

I remember making up a movie and asking all the class if they had watched it, and one kid said: "Yeah, and I auditioned for it"

[@kuki6383]

Thats just social survival

[@oo-vivian]

@@kuki6383 dude thats social suicide

[@Xeorboom]

yeah and im the director

[@leo_v8214]

You may have out-lied me But i out-lied your out-lying

[@H0rseg1rll]

I’m the main character

[@duncanproductions2k6]

one time back in elementary, my friend told everyone on the bus that he was married to amy rose from sonic and had the children he had with her in his backpack

[@rafeyos3396]

w h a t

[@LemonbreadSC]

ok

[@フフーガ]

Ok

[@AlazelAE]

💀

[@GreenStarGalaxian]

the hell?????????

[@novelnygma]

i wasn’t a chronic bullshitter as a kid but once i was playing on the washing line and broke it and panicking i told my parents that a meteor hit it thinking in full confidence that they’d believe it

[@sutorippuwebmaster8783]

Knew a kid in elementary school who insisted he was actually a shapeshifting dog. I tried to get him to show me but he said he can only do it when he's at home because otherwise they'd kick him out of school. He'd tell me stories of how he actually slept in the yard, went hunting with his dad and his brother (as a golden retriever) and scared away robbers from the house. Turned out he did actually have a golden retriever, but it had died the previous year and this was his way of coping. I didn't know whether to feel sad or very concerned.

[@WesternOhioInterurbanHistory]

@Manuela Montuori yeah, he will never retrieve- I mean recover from that.

[@kohencidence4485]

@@WesternOhioInterurbanHistory but his ways of coping are golden!

[@LPGStudios.]

Why are you guys making puns out of this? The kid was using his only way to cope. I love Dark Humor but only when it's not about something this sad, losing a dog is horrible.

[@sutorippuwebmaster8783]

@@LPGStudios. It's a joke. No need to bitch about it.

[@freedman4395]

If my classmate did that I'd tell them to seek mental help.

[@kinoko6096]

I tried convincing everyone at my school I was actually a dragon with magical powers. Not sure how I had any friends at all in 4th/5th grade

[@ZebraLuv]

Because I wanna be friends with a magical dragon! Lol

[@J_Lynn]

oof. my friend was like that, except she was a space griffin that created her own universe that she could go to whenever she wanted. We just kinda treated it like the fiction that it was and made our own characters too. She got to college and she still talked seriously about it, though, so maybe we didn't do her any favors.

[@roaringbeardragon4531]

Are you an anime protagonist?

[@TheFelixverse]

I said Herobrine gave me the ability to turn into a dragon irl, but I could only do it when 3 or less people were near me. I also claimed I was "half blind and half deaf."

[@theboywonderlol]

Holy shit Kiryu

[@confusioned2249]

imagine if the one with the lego is actually real like there is a kid out there, who's grandfather ACTUALLY invented lego, but no one will ever believe him

[@azireinn]

Except the kid would be rich and could share the same last name as their grandfather

[@rubberscuomo]

Lego was invented by Ole Kirk Kristiansen, a Danish Carpenter. His grandson Kjeld Kirk Kristiansen now owns Lego.

[@yeoldeseawitch]

@@rubberscuomo very unfortunate initials for his grandson's name lol

[@THTB_lol]

@@yeoldeseawitch oh noooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[@dialgalithstorm6534]

I really feel bad for the nephews of all male nintendo employees

[@vids_0429]

There was this guy in our class (he was pretty cool and a good friend, sadly went to another city in 2021), he for some reason told tons of lies, but like, not to make him look cool or smth, for example: there was a time he lied a character I saw in my dream was actually from a game he played, like, what the hell does he even gain by saying this? But the worst of them all was when he said a drawing he made came to life and, I quote: "Cut himself off the paper with scissors" and that he was murdering people around the country, the most notable of his victims being a KZbinr who supposedly recorded him before dying (with my friend happening to find the video...). At one point he told us that Demaker (the name of the entity) was going to kill us all and teached us how to defend ourselves and etc. Me and my friends were believing everything (to the point we were having a collective delirium about it), so when he got to the whole "yeah he's gonna kill us all lol" I actually cried in class... To make things worse, when I left swimming class, I could swear I saw a pitch black person going behind a bush on all 4s, didn't sleep well that night...

[@skoosif]

In 1st grade, there was this one kid who would say “I’m moving” all the time. He would come back the next day saying “oh, I’m not _____, I’m his twin brother!” A few years later he said he was moving again. No one believed him. He didn’t come back the next day.

[@legomangamesnetwork1151]

Uh oh…

[@magead]

So you're telling me not only that there were 3 identical triplets, but that one of them was invisible as well?!

[@demonindenim]

lol and no one questioned why they didn't live in the same house?

[@epicfilmmaker3998]

When I was in second grade one of my friends got mad at me and my other friend and said his dad was shipping him off to a school in China because me and my friend were being “too mean” to him.

[@evaGF0290]

thats me, i am that kid

[@adamball6]

"he needed to take his 'hypothermia' pills or he would die" Hypothermia is when your body loses heat faster than it can produce heat, giving you a low body temperature. ...is this kid saying his body is CONSTANTLY reaching a body temp of 95 F and such?

[@jensencaldwell5101]

my guess is he probably just meant hypothyroidism and mixed up the words, which depending on his age is a very reasonable mix up, since the words are kinda similar and hypothermia is more common to hear and easier to say

[@ghostcat9786]

Normal pills

[@commensalism1997]

@@jensencaldwell5101 what's hypothyroidism?

[@jensencaldwell5101]

@Commensalism "Hypothyroidism is a chronic disease associated with deficiency in the thyroid hormones, thyroxine (T4) and triiodothyronine (T3). The consequences of untreated or inadequately treated hypothyroidism include infertility, cardiovascular disease, and neurological and musculoskeletal symptoms." basically your body doesn't make enough of those hormones, it slows your cellular metabolism down + has a bunch of smaller effects, and it can cause a shit ton of Serious Problems. the more common things are just stuff like weight gain, fatigue, and muscle weakness.... but depending on how bad it is and how long it goes untreated, it can even lead to severe developmental disabilities and heart attack related anecdote: my uncle had hypothyroidism and missed his medicine for 3-4 days on just 2 separate occasions: the first time, he had a heart attack. the second time, he died so uh. that's what hypothyroidism is

[@blakejames9743]

What about that 30 minute Xbox One tho? 🤔

[@ashdemiboy1025]

My best friend from age 7-adulthood was an absolutely pathological liar and a wannabe kleptomaniac. NOBODY in our school liked her and I was the nice kid, so I took pity on her and was her friend. Since I was her only friend, she was kind of obsessed with me and was even jealous and possessive. Over the years, she told some pretty sad and horrifying lies. The older she got, the worse her lies did too. In 2nd grade, she told everyone she was born a mermaid and had to have surgery to normalize the bottom half of herself. In 3rd grade, she swore she was born with blue hair and that she was an alien princess. In 5th grade, she told everyone she had a full time job at this restaurant called The Sugar Shack. Nobody had ever heard of this place and when asked about it, she told everyone it was in the woods, hidden behind her house. In 6th grade, she started lying about the amount of food in her home, making it seem like her parents were so poor she had nothing and was starved, so she was always coming to my house and stuffing her face with anything and everything she could. This went on for years until I learned it had been a lie, after I finally went to her house. She had more food than I did!! In 7th grade, she told everyone she had lung cancer to get the attention of a boy she had a crush on. It magically went away a week later. In 8th grade, she lied and told everyone she had a cocaine addiction over the summer and beat it cold turkey. She also managed to keep it completely secret from her parents. In high school, she faked a slew of injuries in order to get the attention of crushes. This included many sprained ankles, twisted ankles, busted knees, pulled shoulders, etc. Anything for attention. She learned how to forge celebrity signatures. She even forged some to make them look like celebrities had written her, this included Weird Al, Sir Paul McCartney, several cast members from The Lord of the Rings. She damaged her own saxophone for sympathy one day in band. I got my first boyfriend and she ran out and told everyone that he was HER boyfriend, not mine. I was humiliated, so I broke up with the guy because I panicked. Every person that came along that wanted to be friends with me, she ran off, either with lies, jealousy, or by being annoying. She made up lies to get me to hate others. She told me so many people talked shit about me, where it actually turns out a lot of people wanted to hang with me back then, but they thought I was unapproachable because I always seemed angry or depressed. I was a lot back then. But I digress. She lost her virginity to 4 different guys. Only 1 out of the 4 even claims to have slept with her. She told people that Cheech and Chong personally taught her dad how to grow pot. I started getting into Wicca freshman year, so she told me she suddenly had fairies and gnomes living in the trees in her yard and that she just found out from her family history, that she was a witch. 🤦After high school, she sadly didn't get any better. Actually, she got worse. She got fired from jobs every other week because she was stealing out of the cash register. She got kicked out of university for stealing an envelope of money from her roommate. She had about 50 fake Facebook accounts, most of which she's either a barista or a fashion designer/student in the UK. She also copied one of my tattoos and ran out and got her nose pierced just because I was talking about piercing mine. She switched eye doctors, just so she could get the same glasses I had at the time. This bitch had no personality of her own, only the lies she adopts. She tried to copy/paste my personality and look multiple times throughout our friendship. She also tried plagiarizing artwork from a local artist to impress this local band she was OBSESSED with. She got busted by the artist and the band got rid of her. She tried plagiarizing MY poetry and passing it off as her own. When I confronted her about it, she had "no idea" how it got on her page. Her mother ran a gas station and she would steal cigarettes from her mom ALL THE TIME and let the employees take the fall for it. Several of them lost their jobs. There are a million more lies she told, just piddly shit, but there were big ones too that harmed a lot of people...including this one. She got knocked up by some drunk guy at a LARP, then she got an abortion. She told everyone she had an abortion because of ME!! She said that I couldn't be trusted because I was "judgmental" and that's why she had the abortion. Then she proceeds to tell me that person who got her pregnant was actually MY BROTHER. And that they had been secretly seeing each other for almost 6 months. And that I forced her to abort my future niece/nephew. Wait...........WHAT?! I wish I was making this shit up. I knew nothing about any of this shit until after she had already done it!! I was the last to know!! When I asked my brother, he said he had no idea what the fuck she was even talking about. And that she had been obsessively messaging him on Facebook for months, saying that she was having dreams about their "mermaid baby" and how "this tarot reading I got said we were soulmates and supposed to be together". And this mermaid showed up in her dreams and told her the name of their baby and all this other psycho shit. He showed me these messages. ALL of them. He never wrote her back. The messages went on for months. She just couldn't take the hint and finally had to come up with a lie to guilt us somehow. That was the end for me. I'm a freakishly patient person, like a goddamn saint, but I couldn't do it anymore after that. I decided that this might have been my childhood, but it wasn't going to be my adulthood. I mean, my parents got involved in that drama!! I blocked her on every single social media medium there is. She has no idea where I live, what my phone number is, or what my married name even is. I was hoping after high school she would have grown up, but sadly she hasn't. I have corrected every single person I have talked to about her since. Thankfully 99% of people are intelligent enough to know she's full of shit anyway. But good lord. I had to rebuild my entire social circle from the ground up since then because she burrowed her way into a few people's ears that were stupid enough to take her side over mine. Since then, I've made several amazing TRUE friends and I have married the love of my life, which I could have never done with her toxic attitude around me constantly, never letting me breathe. To this day, I've never met a human being so jealous and petty. That girl had some serious fucking issues. I went to her Facebook page last year just to peep for a sec, out of morbid curiosity. She hasn't changed. She's still a lying, attention whore. Ugly inside and out. She's just as cancerous as those stupid cigarettes she poses with because she thinks it's "cool looking." Grow up bitch. I'm just glad she never tried to peel off my skin and turn it into a suit because that's the vibe she gave off. Fucking psycho hose beast. I have no idea how I lasted so long as her friend in the first place. This summer will be 14 years since I've talked to her. It's been liberating and magical without her. An absolute 180 🧙🧙 Life is good now. --TLDR-Life is way too short for shitty friends!!

[@raptorjesus2516]

Jesus christ, this rabbit hold is so deep alice would be confused

[@ZMW7]

Bro, the Sugar Shack is a bangin restaurant. I haven’t been in a few years, but if you’re ever around Sunset Beach, North Carolina, I would recommend checking it out!

[@DonVigaDeFierro]

Ok, holy shit. First: I'm glad you're doing better. And I don't say this just as an internet rando. I have dealt with pretty horrible people myself, and I know how frustrating and difficult is to deal with lies told behind your back, by people you thought were your friends, and then have people you know and even appreciate suddenly hate you for apparently no reason... So, you have all my sympathy. Second: BPD is one hell of a disease. Hope she gets help.

[@Polestorm]

can you pay my hospital bills for my eye surgery please

[@minetieplays2092]

This comment deserves likes just because it’s so damn long

[@guineapig._.]

One of my friends in primary school told us all that she was a vampire and actually offered to turn us into vampires too. I can’t perfectly remember but I think that she actually did bite someone!

[@dominic0305]

I missed the original question, so I'll post this here: When I was in elementary school, one of my friends claimed that witches guarded his street, since the name of his street sounded similar to "Witch". He told me that they would let me through if I went into it. I believed him for way too long

[@MoonlightMirage]

I think he just assumed it was called "Witch" street because witches were there tbh

[@ludwigvanmichael1183]

I think almost everyone in the world has told one of these lies when they were kids and most look back at it with cringe and regret. Being ashamed of your past self is basically a requirement of growing up XD.

[@franghigli]

When I was a kid I believed I had memories from a past life where I was a cheeta running in the savanna.

[@themartianmantis2694]

I remember it was popular to shame peers for not having a girlfriend as early as 4th grade at my school. I came up with some elaborate character and lied about them being my girlfriend to be accepted by most and to avoid gerting ridiculed. Still hate myself for it, and some of my old friends that i haven't talked to much since then still believe it was true. We're in our 20s now. Dealt with depression through most of middleschool without really understanding what it was or knowing any good way to deal with it, so i became a compulsive liar for years hoping to be accepted after it seemed to work once. Can't help but laugh at some of these and feel bad for them at the same time since they're likely going through a phase they'll regret the rest of their lives.

[@lawrencescales9864]

Literally me lol

[@kiraschii5629]

In my life: One kid, we’ll call him Sean, claimed he had two hearts. He said he died after being attacked by an alligator and came back to life with two hearts. This other kid, we’ll call him Steph, claimed he was “cursed by a dragon” and had “a black belt in everything.” He also claimed that his favorite food as a baby was vomit. Wtf?

[@ГонщикНелегальный-з1б]

*W h a t ?* *The f u c k ?*

[@kiraschii5629]

@@ГонщикНелегальный-з1б actually that’s just the tip of the iceberg on all the weird things the kids in my life have said.

[@chocobear4078]

Mmmmm vomit

[@vanilla5643]

Holy crap, I was friends with the black belt kid! He was weird

[@endlessthefailedmyth7396]

Maybe he meant the baby food stuff thats just food blended up? Idk either way gross

[@Nora-wb6zu]

this one kid in my class named shay always used to lie about being Korean and being born n Korea. one time I finally had enough of it. When we were in my lesson talking about Korean culture she raised her hand saying “ooh! Mrs. Leupen! I’m Korean” without thinking, I called out “say something in Korean” and she was speechless. the whole class was silent for like 2 minutes with eyes on her. So quiet you can hear a pin drop. Finally, Shay said “we’ll uhm.. I don’t know anything in Korean yet…” like cmon Shay, if you were born in Korea you should at least know how to say hi. After that Shay mostly stayed quiet at school and didn’t put her hand up for anything. Personally I feel bad-

[@completelystupid_10]

im pakistani but i was born here so i don't actually know any punjabi, except for salem a lekum, which of course made my entire year eight maths class think i was lying.

[@denjidenji9162]

​@@completelystupid_10 at least you know *something*, better than this guy's case

[@completelystupid_10]

@@denjidenji9162 fair enough

[@thecrepeofdeath]

@@denjidenji9162 is this what you're basing your whole belief that she's lying on? her not knowing the language? if so, you suck. being born somewhere doesn't mean you grew up there or know the language. many people adopt babies from south korea who grow up in other countries with no memory of where they were born, but every right to talk about their heritage despite the constant presumtions and harassment from logic like this.

[@valentinexoxo]

tbf i'm korean-american but i can barely speak korean, btw i'm a linguistics student

[@abaroobender9358]

My mum somehow convinced her whole class, including herself, that aliens had landed in her backyard. When I asked her how on earth she believed her own lie, she said "Well, everyone else believed it, so it must have been true."

[@flameofmage1099]

Yo what

[@kumatorahaltmanndreemurr]

My mom did the same thing except instead of aliens she convinced everyone that the government was spying on their school for some nefarious reason

[@themoocow7718]

Wow. She must be pretty convincing if even she believed it.

[@tipyingmistakes4743]

@@themoocow7718 She would make an excellent salesperson

[@DepressedCrow]

gaslighting on a whole other level

[@emilydavis162]

I once got up in front of my grandparents entire church and cried into the microphone about how I was an orphan and my mom had been run over by a “runaway shopping cart.” I didn’t have a reason for how my dad died, though. I don’t think I knew how orphans worked. Also once my cousin told his entire class “my dad works * insert job here * but my REAL dad is a drug dealer”

[@CoraCreates]

Okay, but the second lie could actually work in real life, if the ‘not-real’ dad’s always busy.

[@0BucketMask0]

Second one- the mom divorced the "REAL dad" and remarried after finding out he was a drug dealer. His stepfather/adopted father is the guy on the oil rig. There's plenty of legitimate explanations for when people ask for clarification.

[@emilydavis162]

@@0BucketMask0 lmao I had to edit the comment bc I just remembered that this uncle doesn’t work on an oil rig, that’s my other uncle

[@violetfantasy2537]

Ours would never be "it" in tag because we "couldn't actually touch him" because there were "always a few atoms in between our hands and him"

[@violetfantasy2537]

@@Medahlian well he lied about random little stuff all the time but that was by far the most annoying thing he did because he insisted on playing every time

[@soupalex]

shit, beaten by particle physics

[@everyone4352]

Touching is actually atoms interacting with each other

[@yazidefirenze]

Start punching. Ask him if he can feel it.

[@RedFoxtail26]

@@yazidefirenze Yo, violence.

[@MoostachedSaiyanPrince]

I work with someone who still does this even though she's well into her 30's. The list of BS she's spouted is endless, but my favorite one is: "I don't really need this job, because there's a guy who wants to marry me. He's the son of Japan's ambassador to the United States, he's a Yakuza in hiding (so you can't meet him) and he's sitting on a literal ton of money. I'm only here because I like my job." Our jobs are in retail.

[@cnlpeterson1182]

She's probably a pathological liar

[@circuit10]

That sounds like a scam

[@marveludus]

I used to tell people I could see ghosts and the like, but as it turns out I'm just prone to having hallucinations and my mum was too spiritually inclined to send me to a doctor. (not hating on spirituality. but I started seeing other stuff over time, so definitely not ghosts)

[@jon...5324]

I mean maybe you are seeing both, you never know...

[@FiSH-iSH]

im going to forget about this comment. then i will end up making a character that just so happens to share this exact experience. i will then come back to this video, see this comment, and proceed to say, “woah what this is weirdly similar to x character whaaaat.”

[@LemonbreadSC]

@@FiSH-iSH yeah lmao

[@NoriMori1992]

Being spiritual is one thing, being delusional or negligent is quite another. So you can hate on your mother's particular brand of spirituality all you want.

[@ZebraLuv]

Most importantly, Are you ok?

[@AirzelGekisho]

Had a kid in one of my elementary school classes named Frank. Some of Frank's best lies that I can remember were: - He had a PS3 (this was right after the PS2 was released). You could even play Xbox and Gamecube games on it, and you could download what he called "playboy videos" from the internet on it. But he couldn't show us because his half brother stole it and sold it on eBay. - He had lost all of his teeth in a dirt bike accident and had them replaced with some sort of precious metal (can't remember specifically what, I think he said it was "a special silver") - He got into a fistfight with a cop because he stole Yugioh cards and he gave the cop a black eye. Speaking of Yugioh, he also claimed he had a card from the Yugioh anime that let you steal peoples' souls if you beat them in the card game and he beat a girl and stole her soul and kept the soul in a plastic baggie. - His dad was in the army and had an award for sniping 200 terrorists (his dad was never in the military. His dad was a plumber). He also said his mom worked for the government at a "super secret base" where she tracked down terrorists and had them "blown up with lasers and missiles". Sometimes I wonder what Frank is up to nowadays. Weird kid.

[@jwolen0959]

If he kept using the seal of orichalcos so blatantly I assume he eventually lost his soul playing a game of yu-gi-oh

[@leo_v8214]

Time for a new YuGiOh sequel with Frank as the main villain

[@BirdsAreScary]

I had this one kid in my class in elementary school, he said his grandma was rich and had a Diamond ore car, he had met Slappy in real life, and my favorite of all of them, that his house would blow up if you press the doorknob and he had to rebuild it after he was done with his homework.

[@ItalianPokeMage]

The plastic baggie bit killed me. Like "Welp! Don't have an extra card and I don't want this to get lost, so the bag that held my oreos at lunch will do in a pinch."

[@manuelredgrave8348]

I remember when the PS3 just came out that we used to joke that X's relative in America/Japan had a PS4 hidden in his Garage Now the PS5 is a thing and i suddenly feel old

[@lemonicity4834]

My friend in 2nd grade claimed to have a lab back in Australia where he made potions. He would put lime juice on his feet during recess and claim it was a “hard feet” potion that made it so he didn’t need to wear shoes. He dead-serious tried to explain it to our PE teacher when told to put his shoes back on. He also one day exclaimed in sudden realization that he forgot that he was making a pollyjuice potion (yes, like from Harry Potter) back in his lab. He apparently left it brewing, which meant that his whole lab was probably turned into a PERSON now.

[@temmmmmmmp]

some say that the lab now walks among us as a human

[@RAFMnBgaming]

That's ridiculous, everyone knows australia doesn't exist.

[@monroerobbins7551]

I just really wish these people wrote their stories down. That’s just so fascinating, and they have such a powerful imagination.

[@psychopianist630]

@@temmmmmmmp did you honestly say the forbidden words

[@rebel6301]

WHY THE FUCK DO SO MANY OF THESE LIES INVOLVE MY COUNTRY? THE FUCK DID WE DO?

[@xd0v3rdoz3ALBA]

My friend once told me in robotics class that he owned the biggest Minecraft server, and he didn't even know how to run one, let alone the biggest one in the world.