Power Washer - Bug Eater

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2ndJerma

2ndJerma

Күн бұрын

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@barrythompson3359
@barrythompson3359 2 жыл бұрын
I remember I ran into Jerma at the MGM Grand in Vegas. He was winning EVERY SINGLE hand of blackjack. I asked him what his secret was, and he gestured to me to get closer. He then pulled this satchel bag up and on to his lap. The ENTIRE bag was FILLED with bugs. He said, "This stuff'll keep your mind SHARP!" He immediately shoved a HUGE handful of the squirming slimy creatures into his face. Really weird guy.
@namemcnamerton4249
@namemcnamerton4249 2 жыл бұрын
You met mr green
@hamchurger4566
@hamchurger4566 2 жыл бұрын
A gift from his lover
@alexeggmacmuffin9311
@alexeggmacmuffin9311 2 жыл бұрын
Didn't even chew!
@Numbabu
@Numbabu 2 жыл бұрын
Lyle what would you do if you attended the uh the MGM Grand and Jerma, big famous uh twitch streamer Jeremy, yeah yeah, you see him playing Jackblack but he keeps winning, you're really you know invested in it, but he never wavers just keeps making more and more money so you know obviously you work up the courage and you go over and ask like, what’s his secret. What would you do if he like pulled you close to him and spoke right into your ear while pointing with his big long fingers and he said “check these out” and the whole bag was absolutely STUFFED with gross buggies, and then he takes out a giant handful of repulsive wriggling pulsating bugs and jams them into his mouth before chewing them inhumanly fast and cackling before telling you “these are how I stay sharp as a tack” What would you do Lyle.
@GenericHandle185
@GenericHandle185 2 жыл бұрын
@@AGuyWithFace It's only good manners to give half your winnings to your lucky charm.
@ceast5273
@ceast5273 2 жыл бұрын
It's great when Jerma plays really chill games so he can fight chat and go on hilarious rants
@Kakunkeittaja
@Kakunkeittaja 2 жыл бұрын
I like it when they fight to the death
@kibster9325
@kibster9325 2 жыл бұрын
Not really 😒
@J_Pawsadas-PTSDEnjoyer
@J_Pawsadas-PTSDEnjoyer 2 жыл бұрын
@@kibster9325 contrarian garfield andy
@mrjohnnyk
@mrjohnnyk 2 жыл бұрын
@@kibster9325 Wet blanket Willy
@themafiaman7554
@themafiaman7554 2 жыл бұрын
@@kibster9325 cream consuming Carl
@internettevarolanadam
@internettevarolanadam 2 жыл бұрын
How? HOW? how can a conversation come to the "if a handsome doctor hands me a cockroach I might eat it" level?
@spacebassist
@spacebassist 2 жыл бұрын
Thirsty thoughts intrude on you like that
@sapphicpropaganda
@sapphicpropaganda Жыл бұрын
he’s just like me fr
@disposable_income_andy
@disposable_income_andy Жыл бұрын
implying this was a level you could reach in the first place? jerma and chat created and raised it instantly to its own tier of hypothetical gaslighting like 6x above the already existing top one
@Everythingmachine
@Everythingmachine Жыл бұрын
I find it amusing he never attempted to distinguish between a “healthy” and “handsome” doctor while defending himself.
@gyeahfrog
@gyeahfrog 2 жыл бұрын
imagine hiring a guy to clean something and after about 5 seconds max of cleaning he just stops and is talking to himself for like 5 minutes before he continues
@disposable_income_andy
@disposable_income_andy Жыл бұрын
you've hired him for like an estimated 6 hour job and every 5 minutes he stops to talk to himself in that loop, that 5 minutes of work time gets shorter and shorter by a few seconds. we don't know who he's talking to but it's like someone's there.
@PinnePon
@PinnePon 11 күн бұрын
I'd go out and talk too
@chuckbatmangaming
@chuckbatmangaming 2 жыл бұрын
Jerma being asked "what is wrong with you" and responding by defending himself from hypothetical bug-eating allegations that no one was talking about was already weird and funny, but then chat trying to convince him to eat bugs and getting him to create increasingly absurd strawman scenarios for where and when he would potentially eat a bug instead of just being like "wtf are you talking about" makes this stream an all-time classic
@disposable_income_andy
@disposable_income_andy Жыл бұрын
he never learns, he just always does this.
@escalator8969
@escalator8969 Жыл бұрын
I haven’t finished watching this vid and I genuinely cannot tell whether or no this is a joke and I think that says something about jerma and his fans
@GenericHandle185
@GenericHandle185 2 жыл бұрын
I like how the entire video he doesn't clean, he only does every clean spot over and over
@charlied3189
@charlied3189 2 жыл бұрын
The dumb mobile game ad perfectly sums it up 😂
@MelRosewood
@MelRosewood Жыл бұрын
At random points I’m just whispering to myself _”Dude, just- CLEAN THE- [sigh] please just _*_cleaaan.._*_ hhhh..”_
@CriticalHitRoll
@CriticalHitRoll Ай бұрын
this is how jerma sold the game to me because i just kept feeling like "gimme that damn thing ill do it myself agghhh"
@greaniebeaniez3070
@greaniebeaniez3070 2 жыл бұрын
I think if I hired Jerma to power wash my house he'd save all the bugs he washed off and eat them all similar to how he eats oreos
@cubi2617
@cubi2617 2 жыл бұрын
his poor mothers bed
@camcam1334
@camcam1334 2 жыл бұрын
By puking on his moms bed?
@sloop_3522
@sloop_3522 2 жыл бұрын
or onion rings
@roseroserosierose
@roseroserosierose 2 жыл бұрын
an entire sleeve of bugs
@jermiahenjoyer
@jermiahenjoyer 2 жыл бұрын
@@roseroserosierose That's the only thing he felt like to eat...
@roach9397
@roach9397 2 жыл бұрын
They say a Jerma stream is only as good as it’s villain, and Ballfondler is one of the greatest Jerma villains.
@aeiou901
@aeiou901 Жыл бұрын
jerma and ballfondler is the new batman and joker. except that for the former sometimes you can’t tell which one is more deranged
@pajamapantsjack5874
@pajamapantsjack5874 2 жыл бұрын
I love how “waterworld map theme SNES” is now forever associated with a mans doctor bug eating fantasy
@yinakiyama
@yinakiyama 2 жыл бұрын
Never expected you to watch Jerma.
@ipeedmypants384
@ipeedmypants384 2 жыл бұрын
@@yinakiyama wish he didn't, he tarnishes the name and jerma fans are already oppressed as it is
@hullian1113
@hullian1113 2 жыл бұрын
As a writer, its what I like to call “perfect bisexual swooning music”.
@yinakiyama
@yinakiyama 2 жыл бұрын
@@hullian1113 I’m gonna use that term from now on.
@videojuegos9379
@videojuegos9379 Жыл бұрын
all the snes waterworld music is fire too
@PikaBolaChan
@PikaBolaChan 2 жыл бұрын
i can’t believe jerma still streams so much despite being in his 70’s. it’s amazing how much dedication he has!
@__-be1gk
@__-be1gk 2 жыл бұрын
Jerma turns on the webcam, flashes his license, "60 btw"
@Dee_Snuts27
@Dee_Snuts27 2 жыл бұрын
then he pulls out a bag of bugs and starts munching on them
@PikaBolaChan
@PikaBolaChan 2 жыл бұрын
@@__-be1gk flashes his license from the year 60
@BradTheAmerican
@BradTheAmerican 2 жыл бұрын
In his 70's what?
@ExtrQuark
@ExtrQuark 2 жыл бұрын
@@BradTheAmerican yes he is in his 70s, his bug diet really helps make him look young
@guywith_dog
@guywith_dog 2 жыл бұрын
jerma refusing to believe that a mobile game ad would lie to him in the same way that every other mobile game ad lies to him is so funny
@Bruh-ob9mi
@Bruh-ob9mi 2 жыл бұрын
Innocent streamer naively trusts everything he sees and reads
@ethanbaker8616
@ethanbaker8616 Жыл бұрын
Hey how cool is your dog?
@guywith_dog
@guywith_dog Жыл бұрын
@@ethanbaker8616 pretty cool i have a bueller playlist on my channel you can see how cool he is
@Double512
@Double512 2 жыл бұрын
i like how jerma was stumped by the concept of a water grenade when water balloons have existed for decades
@kingding9542
@kingding9542 2 жыл бұрын
Maybe not in his reality
@Eira_99
@Eira_99 2 жыл бұрын
Water ballons wouldn't be powerfull enough to clean tho. You can see him a few times trying to ask how it'd be powerful enough to actually clean, that's the issue.
@drsipp407
@drsipp407 2 жыл бұрын
@@Eira_99 silly, just use a hydrogen bomb, duh! That way you can clean up entire cities at once
@pilotflux8005
@pilotflux8005 2 жыл бұрын
@@Eira_99 explosives
@thesavagegummybear7341
@thesavagegummybear7341 2 жыл бұрын
@@pilotflux8005 ok so do you just strap a firecracker to the water balloon? And even so I doubt it would really have enough pressure applied to the water to really do much of anything, probably just get what ever you throw it a bit wet
@GamerSisters
@GamerSisters 2 жыл бұрын
Someone needs to write that dramatic romance story between jerma and the bug-eating handsome doctor as a real crack fanfic
@potatoboy6094
@potatoboy6094 2 жыл бұрын
Im certain it allready exist
@TextualDeviant
@TextualDeviant 2 жыл бұрын
Here, I'll do it for you.
@TextualDeviant
@TextualDeviant 2 жыл бұрын
Jerma985 walks into the doctor's office, a little more nervous than usual. This is his first time with this doctor, since his previous one retired, and so he became even more nervous as he was forced to wait an abnormally long time compared to his old doctor. "I know they want you to think their time is valuable, but this is ridiculous!" He exclaimed, half jokingly as he was rather anxious simply sitting there in his chair. Almost immediately, however, the sound of rapid metallic whirring and tires rubbing against doctor's office floor slowly increased in volume. Jerma985 couldn't help but wonder what the noise was, but he soon realized it was coming from down the hall. Curious, Jerma985 decides to peek out into the hall, to which he's met with a tall, six foot five man with blond hair flowing under his helmet as he bikes down the hallway. His hair wars against the draft as he decelerates near the door, sweat flying off of him with each and every movement. Jerma985 barely notes the ridiculousness of it all as he recognizes the name on his doctor's coat; Dr. Sergey Ivanov, his doctor for today. As soon as he comes to a stop, the kickstand on his massive mountain bike moves outwards with a loud _twang_ "Don't forget to wear a helmet." He spoke, his voice like silky smooth Russian butter as he took his helmet off and let his bright blonde hair flow onto his shoulders, exposing his well trimmed beard. "...young man." He spoke with a mild accent, enough so to be noticeable yet easily understood. Jerma985 was a stuttering mess at this moment, especially as the doctor _picked him up in a princess carry_ and laid him on the cot inside the room. He couldn't help but look into the bright, blue eyes of the god that had held him with _a single arm_. Not one to waste any time, Dr. Ivanov took out a stethoscope, checking his pulse. "Hmm... it seems your heart rate is, rather rapid, Jeremy." He called him by name, which was what finally knocked him out of his stupor. "Ah, um, yes. I couldn't help but notice you, uh, rode in on a mountain bike and carried me onto the cot." The well-chiseled mass of muscle and eight years of college education gripped his chin in consideration, and said, "I suppose it can do that to a person..." before taking out a clipboard, putting on a comically small pair of glasses meant for reading. "So, we're gonna have to look at your blood work..." He says as he reaches into his pocket before biting into something in his hands with a loud crunch. "Your BMI from the previous visit..." _crunch_ "...was a little high. Have you been eating very much lately?" Jerma985 raised his eyebrow at this, as he recognized what the sound was. "Are you eating... bugs?" He questioned the medical professional in an almost giddy tone of voice. "Indeed. Would you... like some?" Dr. Ivanov offered a cockroach the size of his palm, to which Jerma985 gave the tall Russian a look comparable to that a peasant would give towards a benevolent goddess offering a bountiful year's harvest after a decade of famine. Jeremy couldn't be more happy. "Yes... it would be my pleasure." And so, he bit into the cockroach with a meaty crunch.
@zxr9291
@zxr9291 2 жыл бұрын
@@TextualDeviant incredible, except you forgot to mention that he's SIXTY by the way
@123deserted
@123deserted Жыл бұрын
@@TextualDeviant hahhahahhhahha god bless your soul I laughed my arse off
@Xzeihoranth
@Xzeihoranth 2 жыл бұрын
He tried SO hard to move on from the bug controversy.
@jackmetrro
@jackmetrro 2 жыл бұрын
I had a dream one time that Jerma was playing a fishing game and he was trying to make a whirlpool and he attempted it for like 40 minutes in complete silence while on stream. When he finally did do it, he laughed like a madman then quit to the menu and restarted the whole game over again.
@0tterhead
@0tterhead 2 жыл бұрын
That wasnt a dream wdym
@Bobsmith-xq2pr
@Bobsmith-xq2pr 2 жыл бұрын
@@0tterhead every other Jerma stream is like a fever dream tbh
@disposable_income_andy
@disposable_income_andy Жыл бұрын
i imagine its just like the unregistered hypercam bit where he's in complete silence apart from occasional coughs and noises but the webcam isn't fucked up and he's not like doing a bit, like he's still clearly looking over at chat but just not saying anything or reacting to anything at all.
@ChrisNinjaEagle
@ChrisNinjaEagle 2 жыл бұрын
24:15 I like how Jerma said "I'm a regular guy" with a nervous stutter.
@mongrel_97
@mongrel_97 2 жыл бұрын
that's something a regular guy would say
@tajkoreddeninthearctic194
@tajkoreddeninthearctic194 2 жыл бұрын
"I guess you could say im a pretty regular guy"
@jennywakeman4188
@jennywakeman4188 2 жыл бұрын
the question "would you eat bugs if a doctor asked you" killed so many of my brain cells
@noaag
@noaag 2 жыл бұрын
38:43 I love how the screenshot shows AutoMod hid the message for having "sex-based terms" ; then "baseball" is highlighted as if it is the sex-based term you are forbidden to use in chat
@Ilikewater-andice
@Ilikewater-andice 2 жыл бұрын
That reminds me of the baseball metaphors for sex article on Wikipedia
@TextualDeviant
@TextualDeviant 2 жыл бұрын
I'll always recall that one time where I met Jerma in the grocery store. He looked a little lost in the deli aisle, and once I recognize him I excitedly say hello, to which he slowly turns around. Like, in my head I could almost hear the sound of concrete scraping against concrete. Once he finally is facing me, he asks me, simply, "Where's The Bug Aisle?" I pause a moment, blinking twice with a simultaneously confused and elated expression, "The Bug Aisle? Ah, The Bug Aisle, you asked just the right person!" I immediately lead him to The Bug Aisle, two floor tile aisles away. You could hear it before you saw it; an entire aisle full of buckets containing bugs upon bugs. Writhing, crawling in their containers. Tap tapping their multitude of legs against their metal prisons. The meaty crunching and screeching of bugs attacking one another in defense of themselves within the claustrophobic containers emanating far beyond the aisle. Suffice to say, he was as elated at the sight as I was to have the opportunity to guide him to the Holy Land of Bugs, otherwise known as The Bug Aisle. With a huge Cheshire grin, he immediately reached into one of the barrels labeled _'Free Samples!'_ in permanent marker and bit into a comedically large worm thicker than his fingers with a meaty squish. He chewed loudly for a moment, savoring it, sagely nodding in ponderance of the taste. As he put his hand to his chin in contemplation, he finally concluded, "Thank you, Textual Deviant, this is a truly wonderful meal." He then reached into another barrel, from which he pulled a monstrously long millipede with long, hairy legs. I salivated for a moment as neither of us said anything. A moment of proverbial silence passed as we both committed it's heretical shape to memory, it's twisted, skittering form serving as living proof that it was _only_ Man that was made in god's image. The bug was not so enamored at it's predicament, however, and not so dignified as to maintain the silence, for it produced a crying wail unbefitting such an insect, one comparable to the vengeful throes of damned souls being sent down the wrong current in the River Styx. A question hung in the air, one that internet streamer Jerma had no qualms asking. "Halvsies?" I smiled, "Of course." And so we each began biting into the creature as it gave us a short lived howl of pain, it's legs dancing upon our tongue. We began on either ends of the unbelievably long creature, chomping into it as though it were simply an abnormally long noodle to slurp up. Alas, it had an end, and as we each neared the middle, I- *_Woke up in a cold sweat._*
@aylac5971
@aylac5971 2 жыл бұрын
I usually hate long comments, but by GOD was that a wonderful read. if you don't write for fun already, you should!!
@Bruh-ob9mi
@Bruh-ob9mi 2 жыл бұрын
Please write a whole book about your adventures with Jerma through The Bug Aisle
@tingledinkle
@tingledinkle Жыл бұрын
Now I dunno what kinda emotions are you trying to convey here but it’s working.
@PinnePon
@PinnePon 11 күн бұрын
Only 'i met him at the grocery store' story where the viewer is equally weird
@noaag
@noaag 2 жыл бұрын
Most entertainers talking about their tweets from 2012: Guys homophobia was cool back then! Jerma: I DON'T EAT BUGS!
@CptDoot
@CptDoot 8 ай бұрын
bugphobia is a real problem.
@ddqwf
@ddqwf 2 жыл бұрын
i find it hilarious that this game is so easy to talk and play at the same time, like the process of completing missions is so simple, and yet he still STOPS playing to just WALK AROUND and talk, truly this man is absolutely FUCKED
@Testknight0
@Testknight0 2 жыл бұрын
6:25 props to the editor for actually making that bit
@misimarostreams5700
@misimarostreams5700 2 жыл бұрын
Shout out to the guy that wrote : "what about a doctor" he made sure jerma would dig himself a hole
@dionysus6892
@dionysus6892 2 жыл бұрын
The large pizza solo eating was the most real and connected to Jerma I ever felt.
@Nijht
@Nijht 2 жыл бұрын
For real. When he said he looked at the last two or three slices and decided "It's time to box it up", I felt that on a personal level.
@majestic._
@majestic._ 2 жыл бұрын
He's really relatable, especially when he does collab streams with a lot of other streamers you can tell he gets awkward.
@disposable_income_andy
@disposable_income_andy Жыл бұрын
its extremely rare but sometimes jerma does act just human enough to the point he gets down to your level. that is, of course, all a ruse however, and chat often breaks his cover.
@hellszhells
@hellszhells 2 жыл бұрын
it genuinely feels so unnatural to hear him say shit like "lives rent free in my head" like who taught him to say that
@calus_bath_water
@calus_bath_water 2 жыл бұрын
The voices in his head
@21Cayque12
@21Cayque12 2 жыл бұрын
His grandson
@camcam1334
@camcam1334 2 жыл бұрын
Holly
@Wyrm3
@Wyrm3 2 жыл бұрын
That dude who sells him meth behind the dairy queen
@mrjohnnyk
@mrjohnnyk 2 жыл бұрын
Living rent free Andy
@Blackbirdness
@Blackbirdness 2 жыл бұрын
If Ballfondler doesn't win Best One Guy this year, I'll eat a bug.
@catman3159
@catman3159 2 жыл бұрын
I would not trust this man anywhere near a power washer
@cheekywombat9208
@cheekywombat9208 2 жыл бұрын
And you would not trust this bot saying that "you've won a prize"
@rampageblizzard
@rampageblizzard 2 жыл бұрын
Would not, should not.
@LifeWKai
@LifeWKai 2 жыл бұрын
​@@cheekywombat9208 the prize is bugs
@mrjohnnyk
@mrjohnnyk 2 жыл бұрын
That guy is a machine.
@PinnePon
@PinnePon 11 күн бұрын
He'd shoot birds with it
@Dje1025
@Dje1025 2 жыл бұрын
Welcome to Jerma985’s channel where Jerma never finishes anything, not even a thought
@AdamKlownzinger
@AdamKlownzinger 2 жыл бұрын
This stream was like a 2017 Jerma stream in terms of how many quotable moments there were
@zhubwat
@zhubwat 2 жыл бұрын
"Thanks for the feedback you’ve won a prize 🎁🎁" - my favourite jerma quote
@spengler2258
@spengler2258 2 жыл бұрын
@@zhubwat The prize has gotta be bugs, right?
@zhubwat
@zhubwat 2 жыл бұрын
@@spengler2258 There's no way it's anything BUT bugs!
@mateuszolszewski1314
@mateuszolszewski1314 2 жыл бұрын
28:05 - "he rides his bike down the hall" So it's a clown doctor? Truly a wicked streamer to share his fantasies on a sponsored stream.
@redactedwatkins6195
@redactedwatkins6195 2 жыл бұрын
its the saw puppet on his little trike
@USMC49er
@USMC49er 2 жыл бұрын
I'm still in a dream, Bug Eater
@fwoqma
@fwoqma 2 жыл бұрын
some day, you feed, on cicadas
@Wyrm3
@Wyrm3 2 жыл бұрын
@@fwoqma I give my life, not for honor but for gnats
@dooppooter
@dooppooter 2 жыл бұрын
if i saw jerma with a powerwasher I'd be a little
@LifeWKai
@LifeWKai 2 жыл бұрын
a little what
@spacebat3657
@spacebat3657 2 жыл бұрын
please finish the sentence, we want to know what you'd want to be
@luisadelrey
@luisadelrey 2 жыл бұрын
finish the sentence im begging you please
@fiaczek
@fiaczek 2 жыл бұрын
please
@wolfinthedepths
@wolfinthedepths 2 жыл бұрын
pleae
@dylanholven6375
@dylanholven6375 2 жыл бұрын
the jerma doctor romance theme gets me everytime, its so emotional
@JoejoeReference
@JoejoeReference 2 жыл бұрын
16:38 Looked away for a second and genuinely thought Jerma made the inkling noises with his own mouth
@WEREG0TH
@WEREG0TH 2 жыл бұрын
watching the way he cleans makes me feel like a scientist observing amoeba under a microscope. absolutely unhinged
@lemonadesw33tie
@lemonadesw33tie 2 жыл бұрын
26:38 Jerma casually describing his dream doctor
@drsipp407
@drsipp407 2 жыл бұрын
7:05: jerma asks chat for genuine advice on how to play the game Chat: it is poop from an airplane
@sirrivet9557
@sirrivet9557 2 жыл бұрын
We need someone to animate the doctor bit in like a full visual novel style
@bigdawgchai
@bigdawgchai Жыл бұрын
YESSS
@julian3880
@julian3880 2 жыл бұрын
Tempted to write a fanfiction on Jerma and the hot doctor
@GamerSisters
@GamerSisters 2 жыл бұрын
Please do it, I will unironically read it lol
@TheDolphinTuna
@TheDolphinTuna 2 жыл бұрын
Watching Jerma play this game is the mental equivalent of attending Hans Moleman's orange-eating class.
@warsaw1548
@warsaw1548 2 жыл бұрын
I could only take it for so long before I switched into Moe's funk dancing for self defense class
@Venganza_
@Venganza_ 2 жыл бұрын
21:03 i was drinking water and just swallowing when jerma said this line and i started laughing so i couldnt swallow and had to spit it into my trashcan but some of it got stuck into my windpipe and i started choking. i just sat there coughing trying to breath again and after like 10 seconds i guess the water got out cause i could breath again, albeit with some difficulty still. jerma literally almost killed me.
@moresnqp
@moresnqp 2 жыл бұрын
this is what the ground is for
@virtualdotshelf
@virtualdotshelf 2 жыл бұрын
i like how you said "this line" as if he was reading off a script
@wyattthewallaby7018
@wyattthewallaby7018 2 жыл бұрын
Jerma really is the streamer equivalent of the guy who rants in car
@sluicesusan
@sluicesusan Жыл бұрын
The way Jerma and his community can skyrocket scenarios like trusting a healthy doctor’s remedy into a bug eating handsome cyclist doctor fetish is hands down one of the best qualities of his streams.
@1stnamel4stname
@1stnamel4stname 2 жыл бұрын
that phone rant was actually so real, almost distracted me from the bug eating fantasy
@heathenised
@heathenised 2 жыл бұрын
ive been cry-laughing for like 10 minutes now because of how he just started explaining the implied possibilities of the "baseball stream" and now it's gonna live in my mind rent free too
@jharris9898
@jharris9898 2 жыл бұрын
Every single Jerma stream is literally just the “i’m not owned!!” dril tweet
@GameBooAdvancePlus
@GameBooAdvancePlus 2 жыл бұрын
"trust me i know the technique" he says as he immediately ignores the feature he just found that allows him to do the technique.
@theman961000
@theman961000 2 жыл бұрын
I keep having nightmares of jerma just staring in my room as I sleep. I wake up every time right before he tells me where the bodies are hidden.
@Aquana01
@Aquana01 2 жыл бұрын
bro what the actual.
@spacebassist
@spacebassist 2 жыл бұрын
Congrats, he's parting one of the bodies onto you. I think he's trying to make you an accessory to the crime
@MrProg-ey3tl
@MrProg-ey3tl Жыл бұрын
1:05 "Look, it's clean." >Dad comes out. "No it isn't." This is the most relatable thing Jerma has ever said.
@snailsaredumb9412
@snailsaredumb9412 2 жыл бұрын
Jerma would eat bugs for a handsome doctor but not his own mother
@redirmer760
@redirmer760 2 жыл бұрын
The romanticizing bug eating doctor bit is one of my favorite jerma joke
@MrRevillo
@MrRevillo 2 жыл бұрын
Jeremy would not eat bugs for the haters, bugs for the fans, bugs recommended by a doctor - not even bugs for his mom. The big question: Would he eat Bugs Bunny?
@lcslndmt
@lcslndmt Жыл бұрын
Jerma's mom calling Holly "Soap Andy" is one of the most weirdly wholesome things I've ever heard
@Moto_Medics
@Moto_Medics Жыл бұрын
I like to watch this video every time I use my bidet and pretend he’s power washing my ass
@Iceman154435
@Iceman154435 2 жыл бұрын
The fact that he is just INCAPABLE of talking and playing the game simultaneously is baffling.
@swaaws
@swaaws 2 жыл бұрын
5:35 I love how surprised jerma is by the concept of lying lol
@dionysus6892
@dionysus6892 2 жыл бұрын
“All I do is play iPad games” Jerma Toddler Energy
@TheJollySoviet
@TheJollySoviet 2 жыл бұрын
I love that through the water grenade bit he doesn't consider a water balloon, but a real explosive device improvised for use with water. Truly the psychotic mass-murderer I know and love.
@b1gto4sty81
@b1gto4sty81 2 жыл бұрын
12:40 he hates phones because that's how his victims call for help
@__-be1gk
@__-be1gk 2 жыл бұрын
Holy shit his obsession with dodging axes stems from Carnage, his childhood hero, beating his ass with an axe
@ADxTygon
@ADxTygon 2 жыл бұрын
fun fact: sakurai 100%'d this game
@Emanuel08820
@Emanuel08820 2 жыл бұрын
That's actually great lol
@heathenised
@heathenised 2 жыл бұрын
did he really?
@ADxTygon
@ADxTygon 2 жыл бұрын
@@heathenised he used powerwash simulator as an example in one of his latest videos on his YT channel, and on twitter when the devs thanked him for playing their game he said he 100%'d it pretty neat
@tacticaltony49
@tacticaltony49 2 жыл бұрын
This editor deserves a raise
@leaf6134
@leaf6134 2 жыл бұрын
Jerma talks about ballfondler like the police in gotham talk about batman
@brixiu5
@brixiu5 2 жыл бұрын
The doctor bit is the hardest I have laughed at a jerma bit in a while.
@tisen.
@tisen. 2 жыл бұрын
2:48 Target eliminated. Good job, Agent 985.
@drinkwater3453
@drinkwater3453 Жыл бұрын
29:23 the comedic timing of "you wanna eat some bugs" and the music is killing me
@dokydoodles5710
@dokydoodles5710 2 жыл бұрын
Whoever edited this should be let out of Jermas basement and given a half decent meal, they did a good job!
@kokirihest
@kokirihest 2 жыл бұрын
5:00 I've played that game. It's one of those kingdom building games that takes forever to level up in, and the puzzle part is a side feature at best. It's more of a hyper-competitive PvP game where if you don't join an alliance and stay super active, you lose everything regularly
@hambor12
@hambor12 2 жыл бұрын
Is it Evony? I remember seeing the ads for that and I remember all the way back in the days when PopCap was its own individual studio and they ran Plants Vs. Zombies ads on sites parodying Evony's old clickbait ad campaign which was of course big-titted ladies requesting for a hero's help that was like over 10 years ago.
@kokirihest
@kokirihest 2 жыл бұрын
@@hambor12 yeah
@crassiewassie8354
@crassiewassie8354 2 жыл бұрын
32:14 How does a human being have a "Funny story about water and soap" That sounds like something an AI would come up with
@Livingroomset799Dep
@Livingroomset799Dep 2 жыл бұрын
Let it be known that I didn’t imagine a sexy doctor in bike shorts before this video, but here we are anyway
@crayola2781
@crayola2781 2 жыл бұрын
This guy is insane how is he not behind bars…
@MyloMyloMylo
@MyloMyloMylo 2 жыл бұрын
At 19:10 Jerma’s “Wilmaaa!” creates an overtone.
@GuineaPigEveryday
@GuineaPigEveryday Жыл бұрын
31:06 I love how muting the song for DMCA makes it 10x funnier watching him rock out dead silent
@YangBalanceYin
@YangBalanceYin 2 жыл бұрын
That thumbnail doctor... could do whatever he wants.
@sidasterdisaster
@sidasterdisaster Жыл бұрын
The bug doctor bit is PRIME sfm material. Like you don’t even have to make any characters you can just use scout and medic
@helloliahi
@helloliahi 2 жыл бұрын
this is literally my favorite stream of 2022. was in the discord during it, and Holly popped in about 20 mins after the bug eating conversation died down and inadvertently got her to ask why the doctor was also wearing zexy bike shorts LMAO
@Cmanorange
@Cmanorange 2 жыл бұрын
it feels weird to go back to this camera angle now that he has to doom hud angle
@mikeb.379
@mikeb.379 Жыл бұрын
Well it took until this year, but the mobile game game exists now, called (and I quote) YEAH! YOU WANT "THOSE GAMES," RIGHT? SO HERE YOU GO! NOW, LET'S SEE YOU CLEAR THEM!
@TmSh212
@TmSh212 Жыл бұрын
"I know DMCA is coming" video mutes. Perfect.
@xX_SIR_WENUS_Xx
@xX_SIR_WENUS_Xx 2 жыл бұрын
Easily my favorite Jerma stream to this day happy I got to see it live
@pockpock6382
@pockpock6382 2 жыл бұрын
Ballfondler saga is the funnier season we've ever had.
@LordCantalo
@LordCantalo Жыл бұрын
Every time an ad comes up that claims they have what other games are lying about having, I purposely go to the reviews just to see all the one stars that say they're lying too.
@boxcarz
@boxcarz 2 жыл бұрын
27:46 Jerma out of context is 24k gold, honestly
@CitrusFriendTV
@CitrusFriendTV 2 жыл бұрын
I cant wait for the handsome doctor eating bugs bit to be animated.
@camjenkins
@camjenkins 2 жыл бұрын
The aura of a black shadow figure can be spotted above Jerma985's left and right shoulders. Here are the time stamps: 1:55 , 4:12 , 13:23 , 19:50 , 20:01, 20:20 , 20:55 , 31:02
@Blaurot
@Blaurot 2 жыл бұрын
Info: are you on or off meds?
@Klonkus
@Klonkus 2 жыл бұрын
@@Blaurot peep the aura
@rob-tt3hb
@rob-tt3hb 2 жыл бұрын
His shitty Webcam has always had demons
@HollyriousYT
@HollyriousYT 2 жыл бұрын
I don't see it
@DiarrheaChugger69
@DiarrheaChugger69 2 жыл бұрын
@@HollyriousYT try looking harder, then you'll see it
@gemizu4874
@gemizu4874 Жыл бұрын
I just played a great guitar solo over that seductive doctor music
@munchycrunchybread
@munchycrunchybread Жыл бұрын
5:30 I'd also just like to add for the people that didn't know: those ads where they're like "aren't you tired of these LIARS?" and they show a clip, they're showing _their own clip_ they are rippin on _their own ad_
@jojo-ln7zd
@jojo-ln7zd Ай бұрын
This man meticulously stripped every piece of paint off the clean parts of this house and left the dirty parts completely intact. Wallace and Gromit career move right there.
@cv4126
@cv4126 2 жыл бұрын
This is my new favorite Jerma official channel video.
@NathanBrownisawesome
@NathanBrownisawesome Жыл бұрын
Imagine if ball fondler was his mom playing the longest prank con ever
@Big_Iron_Tomkus
@Big_Iron_Tomkus 2 жыл бұрын
These new bots are the fucking worst iteration i've seen yet
@deadbunny5134
@deadbunny5134 2 жыл бұрын
22:13 i once had a pizza that straight up tasted like the water from a ketchup bottle, soggy bread, and basil I think they even survived covid somehow
@gibustheinfamous
@gibustheinfamous 2 ай бұрын
10:48 Jerma has never been so real to me because I have been in this exact situation and it sucks.
@spencykings3182
@spencykings3182 2 жыл бұрын
the gameplay is bad enough that i had to open up powerwash sim MYSELF and play it well while just listening. the bug eating bit is fucking insane
@aomregcik
@aomregcik 2 жыл бұрын
I am delighted to have experienced Flintstones Snes OST for the first time with Jerma
@freakinggenius5710
@freakinggenius5710 2 жыл бұрын
If nothing overstimulating Jerma, Jerma overstimulating himself
@Krsh9640
@Krsh9640 2 жыл бұрын
i just realized that the editor is really going ham with this video
@ChrisNinjaEagle
@ChrisNinjaEagle 2 жыл бұрын
Really lovin the more edited videos
@nilescaron-sadkfpemployee8260
@nilescaron-sadkfpemployee8260 2 жыл бұрын
I swear to fucking Christ I was only listening and I thought he was doing a perfect Animal Crossing voice
@pipcat4593
@pipcat4593 2 жыл бұрын
fucked up having the fan edit recommended literally hours before this one pops up. whatever jerma stomp on the roof as much as u want its ok
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