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@baberalinoor2 жыл бұрын
How the fuck does this guy gets it so accurate every time
@winnersclub68362 жыл бұрын
It's cause his a virgin
@samuelpaz32182 жыл бұрын
@@winnersclub6836 incels
@totsh20562 жыл бұрын
He doesn't miss.
@silverreaps68032 жыл бұрын
@@samuelpaz3218 its just a skit bro
@kwekujakese2 жыл бұрын
he’s just that guy
@OmniscientIgnorance2 жыл бұрын
Using a sock on a lamp for the mic is actually the finniest part of the video hahaha
@imanahmed61262 жыл бұрын
Omds I didn't even notice😭😭
@Amanda-19852 жыл бұрын
Also wanted to mention the sock & lamp!! :D hope thier clean. 🧦
@kash24162 жыл бұрын
Was looking for this comment 😂😂😂
@Oekeh172 жыл бұрын
Legit me scrolling through the comments to see if someone else noticed it 😂
@phsychomonkey2 жыл бұрын
Sock
@tradaholic67922 жыл бұрын
Comparing a women to a bottle has to be the funniest shit ever😂😂
@honestlebronfan55572 жыл бұрын
Apna j fell off BADLY, I will soon replace him with my content, also SIUUUUU
@aminfaka89862 жыл бұрын
@@honestlebronfan5557 youre not funny mate
@justadey_2 жыл бұрын
@@honestlebronfan5557 you're 12..also i don't think your m∆m ever considered you as her child ,you probably were her biggest mistake after marrying your incapable father
@cobynade2 жыл бұрын
@@justadey_ bro u ended his birth how that possible 🤣
@abd14862 жыл бұрын
@@justadey_ I don't think you know what a prostate is bro
@TheSupermonty152 жыл бұрын
Fresh and fit on life support after this.
@honestlebronfan55572 жыл бұрын
Apna j fell off, I will replace him, Alsi SIUUUUUUU
@Hanzo12 жыл бұрын
The exact people I thought of when I read the title🤣
@nathanielreid56262 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@PresidentBanter2 жыл бұрын
@@honestlebronfan5557 he never fell off
@rizzla0922 жыл бұрын
😂
@JasonOsbornePhotography2 жыл бұрын
His attempt at an American accent makes it even funnier lol 😂
@nineteen70712 жыл бұрын
Ah yes my brother speaks WITH AN AMERICAN ACCIDENT. and he LIVES IN UNITED STATES OF ACCIDENTS
@JasonOsbornePhotography2 жыл бұрын
Lol 😂 I type too fast for my own good
@YusufAli-cf8fp2 жыл бұрын
@@nineteen7071 Petition to officially change USA to United State of Accidents
@hassan.hadier2 жыл бұрын
@@YusufAli-cf8fp AQA GCSE Exam Style Question: Name 8 accidents that have occurred in the United States of Accidents (8 Marks) This is a joke btw we all r friends
@ray59522 жыл бұрын
Joe Rogan vibes
@Yariss2 жыл бұрын
Man plays 5 different personalities and still sounds so realistic 💀🤣
@ijwd4242 жыл бұрын
"you better be an experienced virgin" STOP 😭😭😭
@kumaSOevl2 жыл бұрын
That part had me dead
@Annsu20172 жыл бұрын
"A virgin hor"
@Amy35567 Жыл бұрын
He is funny as fuck
@dinkopausic63576 ай бұрын
"a virgin whore"
@MadMax-cg6gh6 ай бұрын
Well, actually he's right 🤔 a virgin can be experienced. Men who attack little girls don't always take their virginity They do a lot of other things to them, so if they do it during a long time we can say that the virgin is experienced 🤔
@JeffreyPhamigo2 жыл бұрын
You know homie is very smart when he has 2 glasses on. Sick skit as always bruv.
@djskit52752 жыл бұрын
Dj skit skit 😂
@ariellekwong2062 жыл бұрын
🤢🤢
@kebdo33872 жыл бұрын
Oh I didn’t see he had 2 glasses 😂😂
@noeoneneoeon2 жыл бұрын
Bro how did you see that??? xD TF...
@THICCTHICCTHICC2 жыл бұрын
Hat on above the hood too
@dogman6832 жыл бұрын
Majority of these grown men that do these podcasts and videos are dudes who barely had luck with women growing up. U rarely see real alphas and or handsome dudes talk like this.
@roderickclerk59042 жыл бұрын
Bruh I be trying to say the same thing. As cliche as this sounds, those cool kids from high school and college who are well liked, good looking, etc. are usually not the type of guys you typically see complaining about girls on the internet. They’re usually the guys who had no luck with girls growing up so now they are late 30s or 40s raging against those type of girls that didn’t like them. It’s so funny how these redpillers talk about being alpha or “Chad” but the actual “Chads” don’t really act this
@komlat2532 жыл бұрын
those guys probably never ever had real sex
@hmt-07642 жыл бұрын
@@roderickclerk5904 exactly they're salty af 😂😂
@GaganSingh-nx2yv2 жыл бұрын
I am single because of feminism ~ beanie pool
@randomlygeneratedname71712 жыл бұрын
@@roderickclerk5904 The real man wasn’t there in the first place or quickly kicks her to curb outside of his life
@willmosse36842 жыл бұрын
Hahaha 😂 That “you better be an experienced virgin” thing is so true 🤣. That basically is what the dudes on these podcasts are saying without actually saying. Where the hell did all these “alpha crying about women”-casts come from? They multiplied lately…
@spht9ng2 жыл бұрын
This mentality has always existed but guys were rightly embarrassed to express it in public. But hey, now they have their safe space to go to and find likeminded weirdos.
@Astrothunder_2 жыл бұрын
@@spht9ng facts internet just allows weirdos to show themselves and be applauded for it.
@leoaraujo85902 жыл бұрын
@@spht9ng nah, it's not that. It's a recent unhealthy cycle of the dating dynamics between men and women, both are down a rabbit hole of shit. Men are addicted to porn, approaching every single female they can because the internet facilitated it and thinking that the key to their success is a change in their status; And women are capitalizing on this sudden surge of demand of men to demand even more absurd physical traits as a minimum requirement, again facilitated by the internet. This all can be traced by both the psychological nature of human reproduction which is purely dictated by genetics and also by the culture of "do this and be this and have this and you'll be successful". What happens is that men are being more and more unsuccessful, thus resulting on these podcasts leeching onto said lack of success, and women are also suffering because this demand of men (for example tinder) is fucking their natural selective triggers big time.
@Art-vs6vx2 жыл бұрын
@@leoaraujo8590 cap
@leoaraujo85902 жыл бұрын
@@Art-vs6vx cope.
@alevelmathsasmr2 жыл бұрын
Man changed the accent like 20 times 🤣🤣
@JaguarProJoe2 жыл бұрын
Ikr
@TheCNSR2 жыл бұрын
Them New York accents 🤣
@unitedmadman97152 жыл бұрын
Damn the connoisseur
@fartinfpooping88012 жыл бұрын
"Technical difficulties!" "probably that FEMALE'S fault!" this is a work of art 😂
@Ben-tt6bh2 жыл бұрын
This has made it to my top video from APNAJ. I am in tears. When he said “virgin whore” I spat my drink all over the place in my class 😂
@ariellekwong2062 жыл бұрын
I know right so weirddd 😂🤢😂
@zunerazaib44962 жыл бұрын
actually no this part was the funniest “all you women do is ask anyways”
@ogduck4612 жыл бұрын
Aint wrong tho
@zunerazaib44962 жыл бұрын
you part of this podcast group OG Duck 😂😂😂😂
@Retr0_Blues2 жыл бұрын
@@ogduck461 you really watched this skit and went "damn he's spitting some truth ngl"
@ogduck4612 жыл бұрын
@@Retr0_Blues damn straight
@importantstuf88702 жыл бұрын
@@ogduck461 incel
@Lulalily2 жыл бұрын
“Hello female” 😂. The second caller expresses my exact thoughts anytime I hear these redpill guys talk lol
@tommycityz65432 жыл бұрын
redpill and Mgtow was started and influence by Divorce men and good Fathers.. their Children was taken and kick out of the house and money was taken away.. there is no organization or community or protest only individuals talking about experience, to warn young people so give facts why redpill is bad...
@Lulalily2 жыл бұрын
@@tommycityz6543 Everyone has bad experiences with the opposite/same gender at some point in life. The point is to heal and pray for the spirit of discernment. Instead of using their platforms to educate young men in a productive sense, they use slander. They could teach men about mental health, financial literacy, spiritual development etc. Those are the ways a person can elevate themselves so that they can attract who they want in a person. Not yelling about how you’re “Alpha” and viewing every woman as the enemy. That’s just a wounded ego and self aggrandizement.
@rizzla0922 жыл бұрын
@@Lulalily The red pill does advocate for self development. It says numerous times YOUR MISSION comes before a woman
@rmercedes9712 жыл бұрын
He nailed the whole Manosphere in 3 minutes lol
@tommycityz65432 жыл бұрын
@@Lulalily modern Western women feminist are the ones who attack men.. on the media, including tic tok... red pill is not against traditional women many men are married to Eastern traditional women..
@outofAlog2 жыл бұрын
The sock over the lamp as a microphone got me dead💀😂😂
@nicholasmargagliano18332 жыл бұрын
Bro sometimes his skits will expose how low key smart he is. Lmao my point is like his accuracy surprises me so much it’s like he’s gotta be a smart ass dude . That water bottle analogy killed me
@issavibe44362 жыл бұрын
This! Those adlibs alone were high key genius
@Bigmagana2 жыл бұрын
The water bottle analogy is mad i kind of get it
@sensid-iwnl-52012 жыл бұрын
@@Bigmagana lowkey tho yeah.
@KwisBwown2 жыл бұрын
@@sensid-iwnl-5201 hard he smart cuz low key
@tom.9462 Жыл бұрын
because good comedians are always clever
@cef72 жыл бұрын
this title alone had me dead😂 fully mocking fresh and fit😭
@eke.D2 жыл бұрын
It's not just them 😄
@thelastwriter40002 жыл бұрын
Mans probably the type who requires five years of experience to work as an "entry" level unpaid intern on his podcast that has tens of listeners.
@LomiKo2 жыл бұрын
The way he said "YOU'RE 45!!!" with so much force
@nicnickyx59232 жыл бұрын
“Experienced virgin” Took me out 😂😂😂😂
@bazza29742 жыл бұрын
The number of accents is so inconsistent and I love it😂
@bueryaquett75192 жыл бұрын
I love the subtle homoerotic hesitation at 0:41, like he did wanted to drink from it but couldn't say it 😂
@juru85432 жыл бұрын
im glad someone else noticed 😭😭
@minuit63052 жыл бұрын
"An experienced woman is like a electric pencil sharpener. Women are SUPPOSED to sharpen all these puny little men pencils into working pencils! Men cannot afford to have their pencil sharpened by multiple sharpeners they only have one pencil! Men are supposed to maintain their length and if they go around sharpening their pencils it will eventually turn into stubby broken pencils! And broken pencils are worthless broken stubby pencils that should be thrown into the garbage!" - Some Alpha female from an alternative universe or something.
@upliftsouls2 жыл бұрын
I love this
@minuit63052 жыл бұрын
"An experienced woman is like an industrial, stainless steel, vertical, sausage maker! Men are supposed to line up in a queue and bring her their meat and casings to her so she can stuff it into her sausage stuffer and make you into an actual working sausages!" -Alpha female's Podcaster betabuxlooksmaxxingcel co-host from alternative universe or whatever.
@edgesherun98802 жыл бұрын
Alpha female it doesn't exist.
@cryaboutit74992 жыл бұрын
@@edgesherun9880 true this alpha beta sigma shit is only a thing amongst sad and lonely virgin men 🤡
@billybro1403 Жыл бұрын
lmao this should become a thing
@sakshikandgatla57952 жыл бұрын
This is the perfect portrayal of misogynistic men with podcasts 😂😂
@ceejayhaughton73602 жыл бұрын
And the woman
@sakshikandgatla57952 жыл бұрын
@@ceejayhaughton7360 what woman?
@ananyaupadhya19742 жыл бұрын
@@sakshikandgatla5795 I guess he means the feminine voice on the call
@sakshikandgatla57952 жыл бұрын
@@ananyaupadhya1974 oh i see. i don't listen to such podcasts so i had no idea. Just know about such podcasts bc of commentary youtubers.
@ananyaupadhya19742 жыл бұрын
@@sakshikandgatla5795 the feminine voice literally in this video when he starts taking calls
@jatinverma84322 жыл бұрын
1:15 Trying to settle down while still having that excitement in his eyes filled with awe and admire for his alpha. ApnaJ being able to portray this! Such a great actor!
@flapp-jck12262 жыл бұрын
that “don’t cut the call mate, let’s talk about it” , hit different 😂😭🤌🏿
@strauss71512 жыл бұрын
The fact that this dude is able to mimic the entire studio proves that he is a comedic genius.
@lunarmare02 жыл бұрын
Just leaving a comment here for historical records. ApnaJ went on to become one of the greatest comedians of 2025, debuting his own show on Netflix and racking up more than twenty five million views in the first week.
@bighedboy92712 жыл бұрын
lol
@shizzlers01352 жыл бұрын
i would love to just see him recording the background voices 😂😂
@asecretchannel41352 жыл бұрын
I’m dead imagining him shouting straight up mess in the studio 💀
@realkashmoney2 жыл бұрын
The American accent and comparing a female to a bottle is the most funniest about the video 😂
@ohsosweetdd18172 жыл бұрын
Experienced virgin got me DEAD 😂😂😂
@ybuzz2 жыл бұрын
"We don't want no dicked down bottle bruh" finished me off
@phsychomonkey2 жыл бұрын
As a woman I 100% attest to it. Iv watched many videos trying to understand the other gender, but it turns toxic real quick. It's a echo chamber.
@trashbarbarian52312 жыл бұрын
True true
@adio88242 жыл бұрын
Copy and pasting
@unfortunatexe2 жыл бұрын
It’s weird, they seem to hate men/woman yet that is all the person talks about
@phsychomonkey2 жыл бұрын
@@unfortunatexe sounds like a echo chamber
@bobbuilder69032 жыл бұрын
im a man and i dont understand myself, like why is post nut depression a thing? why do i rmr a random filipino lady saying my hat was nice 7 years ago? why did i have to defend myself as a child and couldnt show the slightest bit of weakness? why does it hurt my pride to ask for any tiny bit of help? maybe ego for all of them but we are a confusing fucked up gender just tryna fill shoes of an unknown god like figure almost, idk if i even formed a coherent thought or i just treated u like a therapist
@tsundoku972 жыл бұрын
As a woman I 100% attest to it. I’ve watched many of these videos trying to understand the other gender, but it gets real toxic real quick. It’s a echo chamber.
@TheBanana932 жыл бұрын
There is a lot of good stuff in that community but then it goes to "all women are whores who will cheat and use you" "if she has multiple sex partners she is a slut" stuff like that. It gets toxic and sad really quick. Don't fully take that no video will ever help us understand the other gender. Try to understand the individual you know? Also those guys are missing out. I'd rather a chick with experience than a chick who doesn't know what to do with it!
@hypercodex11782 жыл бұрын
What exactly don't you understand about men?
@amersalha47432 жыл бұрын
Lmao as if modern university campus's, social media and the modern workplace arent all echo chambers for 'female empowerment" and other left leaning agendas. Guess it sucks to hear what men actually think and learn about the biological realities of relationships between men and women when you're used to being lied to and pandered towards in every setting of life. Smh.
@jacintofernandes29072 жыл бұрын
@@amersalha4743 yeah you're one of them
@krish41342 жыл бұрын
@@amersalha4743 agreed
@chief79872 жыл бұрын
It always be the dudes who call themselves alpha or sigma males unironically😭
@hamesmarriot98342 жыл бұрын
lmao they are always so passionate 🤣
@ariellekwong2062 жыл бұрын
Ikr lmaooo real clowns 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡
@ExtremeSpeedMewtwo2 жыл бұрын
bro's accent switching from Gary accent to American accent like no tommorow 💀
@toxikprophetbeats Жыл бұрын
THE MICROPHONE 😭 It is literraly a freaking lamp with a sock on it... LMAO
@aluzza2541 Жыл бұрын
😭😭😭
@fizzywizzylemonsqueezy1774 Жыл бұрын
Lmaoo just noticed hh
@aye36782 жыл бұрын
"Your alpha days are slippin" 😂
@reportedbeast42602 жыл бұрын
“You better be an experienced vigin” I’m dead LMFAO
@Tommybotham2 жыл бұрын
The "no way you just did that bruh" had me crying😂😂
@shrimpscampin2 жыл бұрын
This man really came outta nowhere and started giving us fire content
@ExtremeSpeedMewtwo2 жыл бұрын
1:04 bro's accent just turned American for no reason 💀
@koolaidninja66282 жыл бұрын
I used to wonder why some women were mad when referred to as a female, but when people like these say it, I can understand.
@ComradeGiru Жыл бұрын
Bro, please keep clowning these types. It's very much needed 😆
@aetos11342 жыл бұрын
"we don't want no dicked down bottles" I'm dead fam
@jacquesjacques-2 жыл бұрын
He thought each pair of glasses magnified his IQ by 💯
@Mez12551 Жыл бұрын
The analogy with the bottle was genius 😂
@mra.a17422 жыл бұрын
These are the saddest podcasts cant lie lol
@redcurtainclub2 жыл бұрын
Lol! You best be an experienced virgin 😂 spot on 😂😂
@purplepain39802 жыл бұрын
“You better be an experienced VIRGIN!” 🤣🤣
@aja46982 жыл бұрын
It’s the facial expressions for me 😂😂🤣
@giogiolachance43132 жыл бұрын
your lips are moving but your are not saying no meaning
@theprinceking262 жыл бұрын
The fresh imitation is on point “these females got no respect BRUH”
@sweetmintkiss Жыл бұрын
Ohh God, thank you guys! Glad to see we still got men who are mentally healthy 🙂 🙏😂
@frustratedmel2 жыл бұрын
I am in love with this guy! His humour is so good ❤️🌸🌸🌸 I was really having a bad day and your work cheered me up 😂❤️
@bingusbongoose29592 жыл бұрын
fresh and fit been real quiet since this dropped
@Name-tn1zg2 жыл бұрын
I love this guy. He makes fun of everyone it’s almost like he hates everyone
@QueenZsWorld2 жыл бұрын
the way this is barely an exaggeration 😂😂😂
@alevelmathsasmr2 жыл бұрын
Technical difficulties 😂😂
@Twigs9292 жыл бұрын
The podcast people always think their big men, but they haven't even been on a treadmill once
@ariellekwong2062 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂👏👏👏
@Dyomaeth2 жыл бұрын
Being manly is being on a treadmill, got it
@2crisp63 Жыл бұрын
@@Dyomaeth flew right over your head
@billybro1403 Жыл бұрын
@@2crisp63 he deliberately wants to act stupid
@Godwin55752 жыл бұрын
3:00 imagine having Kofi on there saying „ARE YOU SKUNKED?!“ He needs to be on the AlphaJuice podcast asap😭
@BijuuStressful2 жыл бұрын
“Write this part down”💀💀 “Sorry lads, it’s just the alpha in me”
@MezbahRijvee2 жыл бұрын
“You have to obey” 😂
@midnightmarble9692 жыл бұрын
3:33 "DON'T CUT THE CORD MATE." DEADDDDDDDDD
@zz-ro4df Жыл бұрын
*Call
@chaunt58712 жыл бұрын
😂 i enjoy watching your videos! Love from NZ bro! 🇳🇿
@cba2make1up Жыл бұрын
"experienced virgin" 😭😭
@churchsbiscuits2 жыл бұрын
That background comments are sending me. 🤣😂😅
@GotmerKed2 жыл бұрын
Thank you for this... those podcasts/ youtube channels are THE WORST. And these guys wonder why they can't women.
@fromspace72 жыл бұрын
The ”Alpha juice” on the bottle bruh 🤣🤣🤣💀💀
@mrjs86782 жыл бұрын
"He got real alpha energy" 🤣
@EmyN2 жыл бұрын
We are fish, key locks, water bottles...
@strauss71512 жыл бұрын
You do realize that this is a comedy skit, right?
@EmyN2 жыл бұрын
@@strauss7151 Yes
@jamesbond48102 жыл бұрын
@@EmyN according to Andrew Tate, yes.
@QueenZsWorld2 жыл бұрын
when the callers came in and he rushed to cut the call 💀
@kongking68602 жыл бұрын
Garry the geeza calling in made my day
@LoveAndSnapple2 жыл бұрын
“The podcast is hopefully gonna make us some money…” “What, we’re not making money?!”
@lmthagod3282 жыл бұрын
That last caller was so real😂😂😂even the equipment wanted those guys to hear that shit
@lacaaglacaag89032 жыл бұрын
The hold on now was accurate
@tundrabanks36472 жыл бұрын
0:37 that sound effect is hilarious bro
@DibbzTV6 ай бұрын
“I’m concerned!” LMAO
@PurplePerinaise Жыл бұрын
The American energy is on point in this sketch 🤣🤣
@Adam-pv4qn2 жыл бұрын
I could watch a whole podcast of this parody is so funny!!🤣
@addyphoenix26552 жыл бұрын
i always miss the "eee heee hee " laugh when he does the girl voice.😂😂
@ladybee08812 жыл бұрын
“You’re 45....your alpha years are slipppppiiinnn!” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@billybro1403 Жыл бұрын
apparently they think they all look like Christian Bale at 50...pfft
@tundrabanks36472 жыл бұрын
This man had on two pairs of glasses on at the same time lmao
@adequatequality2 жыл бұрын
We do respect women, but they gotta respect us first, but also respect themselves enough to allow us to disrespect them when we cheat.
@UchihaItachi-nm3vn2 жыл бұрын
Foolish fool
@brehbreh10672 жыл бұрын
Preach
@roxassora27062 жыл бұрын
Facts bro
@tryagaintmrw2 жыл бұрын
the three other people involved in this comment have never touched a woman
@roxassora27062 жыл бұрын
@@tryagaintmrw He was joking.
@issacpaulo15922 жыл бұрын
"alpha juice" on the table i'm dead 😂😂😂😂
@bis61962 жыл бұрын
BRING BACK UR OLD VIDS
@TrashmanCZ2 жыл бұрын
It´s funny but it´s also too real to be funny. It´s funny sad or something like that.
@formersperg52882 жыл бұрын
I love how they just parrot him and mindlessly agree
@-Wreckanize-2 жыл бұрын
Even down to the purple tint on the video to match the FnF theme. Well done.
@yuehan67112 жыл бұрын
You can tell who in these comments actually act like the characters in this sketch.
@aniketvideos54222 жыл бұрын
Bro that's alot of info for 2022 without getting canceled ykno 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Lexyboogie2 жыл бұрын
Those podcasts are so f'ing cringe. Glad someone is making fun of it. 🤣🤣
@Seemy2 жыл бұрын
Lmao @ “Another Female Man?!” The facial expression 😂
@speedyspeed8178 Жыл бұрын
2:25 I f*cking died "we not making money" brooooo🤣
@dotmanmide2 жыл бұрын
I can't with this dude. 🤣
@althagr8_2 жыл бұрын
skits is my favorite type of youtube to watch n this mans is killing it rn he doesn’t miss😂
@jaelan3132 жыл бұрын
😂just seeing the thumbnail and title made me crack up
@razer00720732 жыл бұрын
Islam is right about women. It respects women!
@frankkk8552 жыл бұрын
what's red pill bro?
@frankkk8552 жыл бұрын
Also Islam is right about them, IDK about respect part
@razer00720732 жыл бұрын
@@frankkk855 Explain how it doesn't respect women you must be misinformed.
@frankkk8552 жыл бұрын
@@razer0072073 I mean,it might. All I'm saying is they don't deserve respect(for their gender). Respect is earned
@tommycityz65432 жыл бұрын
@@frankkk855 red pill, mgtow was started by divorce husband, and good fathers their children was taken away their house, money was taken away bad shit happened to them a story about a father on Christmas day, he bought presents for his children, he wasn't even allowed to go near the house.