That's Life! (217) | Congratulations Podcast with Chris D'Elia

[@SupergoodStudios]

👋Hi. The rest of this episode is over here 👉 www.patreon.com/chrisdelia

[@jamesparker6447]

Chris is the man

[@anonomismack2774]

Petty

[@trygvekarstad226]

i go poopi

[@googleedood9721]

Thanks for another great episode, Chris! 🙏🏿

[@joshuaaldaco8438]

Make friends in the comments

[@Cambr00ks]

Only the real ones understood the Starbucks in the house reference

[@gregprevite8548]

Such a classic bit. One of the best of all time

[@SellLids]

Anyone who doesn't get it, needs to listen to the ten minute pod cast. With the Chief Engineer of Laughter and Cheer, The Super Deluxo Kid, and Bryan.

[@Calaman345]

Classic

[@jagoleum6986]

Racist Starbucks in m’house. Wink.

[@Drumcomedy]

@@jagoleum6986 I was about to say, whites only. 😂😂

[@CaniSports]

Starbucks at his house....good times with Brianne Callen and Gladiotor Helmet Face Sasso. Hope TMP can make a comeback because it would crush the podcast game

[@kenz14]

Amen

[@aldrigvila]

Dude Sasso would never. So woke he cant move anymore.

[@sweetlove9237]

Would be a blessing but they’re are ssss’busy

[@Kpt.Krunch]

i liked this but rn its at 69 likes, so i unliked :) S'free Cunsh!!!

[@joshrandor4371]

It's Brianne

[@OPAIK]

The first 20 minutes of every episode it’s literally about nothing and I’m here for it strong guys

[@Oli420X]

The first hour of every episode is about nothing

[@bmthornell]

We don’t need it to be about something. It’s simply a silly goose time.

[@matthewcook6737]

Sorry strong guy...

[@chrisshupe985]

i NEED a "im sorry to break your heart strong guys" shirt

[@mikeg8357]

Ya this. I’d buy

[@seanwilliams7010]

Patiently waiting

[@Blueninja626]

Cutting it into a stringer and wearing it with my man tits out at the gym.

[@jacklame1584]

Matt D’elia: looks good Chris D’elia: looks funky

[@jordanheimer774]

Still binge watching..... And backwards too.... Chris makes me happy

[@NotoriousRP]

Barber: Whatchu want? Island boys: You know that doll Cynthia from Rugrats? Barber: Say no more

[@kaylalynn3678]

Chris is REALLY firing on all syllables today

[@jayellerman8847]

I think it's firing on all cylinders, it's a car reference

[@SillyGooserton]

@@jayellerman8847 obviously not a baby

[@Christopher-oi9jo]

@@jayellerman8847 s’not in the loop

[@TheB0SS229]

I love how much Chris isnt afraid to say what he feels. Stands by what he says all the time and keeps it real. Love to see it, and couldnt agree more with what he says.

[@LiViNgSTANN]

Raw. Whatcha see s’what gettt

[@purpleduster20]

I got a property brothers ad during your rant about the knights armour. We're in a simulation for sure.

[@skillzset1066]

*Chris to Bryan* - Let me stop you right there, Chin doesn't walk in.

[@anasbadwan5753]

The funniest bit ever

[@frankymacf]

😂

[@salem927]

What tfatk is this from

[@cainesy7913]

@@salem927 its from fighter and the kid with Chris Will and Byran

[@eog1234]

@@cainesy7913 he/she was asking what episode that was from

[@lav0n3]

Bro,, I love you buddy. I’m crying at the bleep blorp meep mop

[@logankoshenka]

so many broken strong guy hearts all because of Chris

[@joshuaharris1698]

Countless victims, sorry strong guys 😒

[@JulesJenkins-nt7fy]

You are neverboring @chrisdelia. Youre everything

[@justinetters4544]

“They just happened to be in the area where the brown people were,,,,, THATS LIIIFE” yo thanks for the tears today man. Favorite comedian. I really wanna see y’live. 🤟🏼🤘🏼

[@SupergoodStudios]

🤝🙏🏻

[@see-el]

Saw him twice. Fucking killed it both times

[@DudeBroMma]

@@see-el Me too...Saw him on his Netfix tour, and he killed it! Right before cancel culture did their thing

[@arsenal10141014]

Genius. Chris in free flow is high comedic art

[@garsto9718]

Stay strong, strong guys, Chris out here breaking hearts and throwing up coffee

[@grannydeez13]

Chris singing that’s life is my dream come true.

[@3L3CTR0static]

Chris is the young version of an old dude who complains about everything. Meanwile his dad is the chillest old dude out there

[@nadimhammoud2256]

already listened to this 3 times... funniest episode

[@William.H.Bonney]

There’s now a national crisis of strong guys getting their hearts broken. Thanks Chris 💔

[@uncleshanks6392]

The funniest part about this episode is when he was singing that’s life it went to commercial break and came back Chris was still singing 😂

[@alecstaley1017]

Chris is slowly losing his mind and I'm absolutely here for it 🙌

[@LaddRusso91]

He's the most sane

[@alecstaley1017]

@@LaddRusso91 aaaaaaand uh yes my babies 👶

[@MatthewStout]

Odd because I thought he was finally getting red pilled a bit. Time for a sleepover at some former comedians house.

[@melissak8892]

@@MatthewStout he's waking up

[@LiViNgSTANN]

20:10 😂🤣😂

[@ialambo7443]

23:20 into the episode and it cuts to an ad for Discovery+ and the Property Brothers were in it lol

[@trevorboisse1111]

Chris had one of the best opinions on the transgender protest of Dave Chapelle. Like if you agree!

[@ContrastComparison]

“like if you agree” s’obvious, and it’s ALL GOOD

[@lexischlientz2099]

Chris d’elia is my fave. Love this guy.

[@lexischlientz2099]

Btw there are two guys that I think are gay but they don’t know it, just thought I’d let you know.

[@sweetXXXenloe]

When Chris said “bleek blork” I felt that

[@RaysonMr]

Awesome episode! Hope you’re coming to Amsterdam one day

[@thanosfilms]

Yes!! I’m ready for a silly goose time

[@thanosfilms]

Who wants to be friends my fellow babies?

[@averyjones5159]

Let's put a little hat on the like button, and maybe a little tie too.

[@HH_AC]

@@thanosfilms I’m here to make friends. S’important.

[@Buelr]

S’surface level fan comment

[@FukCal51]

S'overdone

[@danielharea3248]

"What about....meeting people." holy fuck I was dead laughing

[@justin_scarletview]

One of the best episodes 😂 the “that’s life” shit is too good lmao

[@Nikki-ec1zb]

✨🙌✨

[@Lvl22Cowboy]

That's Life Tough Decisions remix was amazing

[@kennypowers8654]

I honestly can’t believe I went a year without this guy. Makes me emotional just thinking about it. I’m such a baby

[@cc-sb1is]

Hey, Baby...me too. Re-watching old podcasts helped a little, but then made me cry thinking about him ghosting us. I understand WHY, of course, ...he thought he was a victim of something he hated the most: "cancellation". "They" TRIED...but Chris UNCANCELLED himself. NO DENTS!! (okay, maybe a few small ones that popped right back into place..) ..and we were here for him all along. 💓💕💛💚🖤

[@lofttm969]

So glad the editor found the photo of our local Richmond va law firm Allen Allen Allen & Allen

[@CHURROxPERFORMANCE]

Hoobastank is on my pandora list🤣🤣🤣 "I've been crawling in the dark looking for thee answerrr!"🤣🤣🤣

[@idoalittletrolling4867]

Chris can just change topics out of nowhere and I don't even notice it because he's so good at speaking words. Chris is definitely my favorite word speaker.

[@LicensedInternetProvider]

You know you’re the shit for real when you can break out into an improvisational song about the reality of war crimes and it is an instant classic

[@moonbull3137]

Chris please never stop. You're one of the very few actually funny comedians. Been a fan since I first saw you on comedy central. S'glad y'have y'own POD

[@straightchillin2869]

I have not laughed this much at a podcast in so long this shit was top sheld

[@sammyr.1284]

Like fr every time I watch one I’m like ok this is the funniest one he can’t top this, but then the next one comes out and he does! Every time! 👑🥳👌🏼🤡🎙🤩

[@jacksonjeffers1068]

Yes

[@abstrktvisuals]

S'shelf.

[@DanRyanCarter]

"CHOMP where's my midsection?" hahaha

[@deborahdobbie]

New shirts - front: “Life Rips” back: “That’s Life” 👏🏼🤣

[@codydaniel5264]

“If there was a Starbucks in my house… wink” lmfao 🤣 😂🤣

[@sirforsa]

The Chappelle part was, not surprisingly but still, one of the best defences of comedy I've seen since this sh*t took off. Purple pills and all that aside, our beloved log cabin cult leader seems to actually recognize the one-sidedness of the conversation. Edit: -"You're the the ones with the f*cking ray guns!" * slowclap *

[@hoss785]

hahahha "The Commish" *slams into wall* Im dying hahahahahaah

[@truvelocity]

28 minutes into this podcast made me think of the Box scene in Dune. “Fear is the mind virus, I must not fear… “

[@tattoolou214]

Haha me too.

[@LogicHungerBread]

That fucking in strange places bit at the end would be brilliant in some stand up 😂😂😂

[@thadc5937]

Oh dude! Byron Callahan had an awesome bit about having a Starbucks in his house!! That’s hilarious 😂

[@thadc5937]

@Dave McClung who’s Bryan?

[@Joe_Jee]

One of my favorite episodes.

[@TheNinjastar16]

We need some "Sorry to break your hearts, strong guys" merch. 10/10 would buy

[@NoBigDealMedia]

Best part of my week is seeing a new conflarglarations

[@masonstobin]

Starbucks in the house callback was S tier

[@AGON17]

“Oopsie daisy merch” ok fine I’ll watch 😂😂😂

[@righteousred723]

The beginning story could be the new memento movie Wakes up Looks at hand "Dont get the coffee" What? But I love coffee Hey, coffee _gets a coffee_

[@craigfrazee902]

So so so many beautiful 10 min callbacks. Cuz Cha see is wa cha get

[@andrewmartinez8340]

Best part of my week is waking up to a new episode

[@omarmac1]

21:50 Chris pick a clip from the last boyscout to represent football................ 🏈....eh.....so 90s📼 🤠

[@zacharysifferman986]

If this is Chris off 3 coffees then someone should get him some adderall so he can really fly off the hinges. This podcast absolutely ripped

[@jasondurenda6454]

Can't wait to see you on right companion Saturday morning

[@lofttm969]

The “gonna happen again in 35 years” rant had me dying The ray gun sound effect almost made me crash my car

[@Fyrecide]

Man 4 syllable names are dope. It’s all even and shit. “Da-da, DA-da…” 😂

[@ChauncyCharm]

Chris D'elia

[@Fyrecide]

@@ChauncyCharm That’s got four but it’s 1 and 3, y’know? It’s lopsided 😂

[@VIVsVeiws]

Chris taking some extreme artistic liberty's with his rendition "That's Life"

[@yeehawpartner]

SO MANY LIBERTIES!

[@Matt-im6vh]

I have to say, I love it when ya get s'serious. Not boring, v'nice.

[@rvosta2450]

"Starbucks in my house... 😉" The classics. 🔥

[@rew_studios]

Amazing

[@Jake-ic4ok]

thank you for existing chris

[@TravisJamesMusic]

Love how he started with the island boy thing and realIzed there was some much deeper stuff to talk about. Was nice to hear some real thoughts.

[@holla21000]

Jesus Christ the only comedian that makes me spit out my water at work… so funny

[@jean-pierrevanwyk5885]

Firing on all syllables this episode. 🤣🤣🤣

[@collapsingagain]

bring back TMP. easily one of the funniest and influential comedy podcasts.

[@davidrhay]

My name is Shawna, you know I keep it real on the ten minute podcast with Bryan Chris and Will!

[@gamerjamson]

Hi I'm everybody's Dad.

[@gamerjamson]

I'm just bringing da jokes, da quips, da huma, da wolly wolly, da jape.

[@youknow12341000]

The Russell Wilson shit was perfect 😂

[@rossdavid2731]

I need this version of “That’s Life” on Spotify

[@nastradonis]

THAT'S LIIIIIIFE! I think about this every week lol

[@brad4400]

We need Chet Hanks to start 'rapping' Island Boy. Chris would have a field day watching that.

[@yeehawpartner]

omfg yes

[@41riseslipkorn]

That Sinatra impression was crazy good.The edits are on fire as well wthat the hell hahaha

[@Stanknuts]

“Not a Richard Nixon mask like a covid mask”🤣

[@JMassone]

Dude this podcast makes my day

[@Jax_904]

I was hoping the “I like Dave guy” took the stick and smacked the sign breaking guy with it

[@boomshocka1000]

Yeah he'd probably get 20 years in prison

[@Jax_904]

@@boomshocka1000 worth it

[@Jax_904]

@@boomshocka1000 jk

[@_shogun]

The "We like Dave" guy is Vito Gesualdi, he's a KZbinr who was also at Berkeley protests some years ago selling peanuts. He likes to troll left wing protests. The problem is, every time people get more violent against him so there's less fun to be had.

[@j-dubz2349]

Dude the ".........wink" got me. 🤣🤣🤣

[@emmalinebirtolo2958]

holy shit! "A DINO, LET'S CHECK IT'S MOUTH." Thank you!!!!! Been a rough day. Sat down to eat some soup and watch the new episode. That just made me cackle laugh uncontrollably outloud and spit soup on my dog accidentally. holy shit....whew. You got me. Fucking hilarious! You're the fucking best! Thanks for making me change my mood.

[@AntonioGonzalez-nc8tq]

Such a hilarious episode. Thanks Chris

[@JesterBox96]

PLEEEEASE put the song on iTunes 😂 s’ringtone! sorry whoever was in the way lmao

[@jonhutchinsmusic789]

Chris, you’re such a good actor. Just make your own independent movie with the following plot: An angry Italian baseball coach who’s marriage is falling apart goes on a mission to find the island boys who stole his Dad’s favorite watch.

[@ian-sauer]

The “That’s Life” song absolutely killed me

[@brittanynordeen1518]

Ok but those vocals tho 🎶that’s lifeeee🎶

[@meganklobchar7014]

Excited to see you on with Brian and Brendan this week When I saw Island boys I immediately thought oh man what is Chris gonna say?😂😂😂

[@jamesrburns88]

Y'talkin bout the fight companion?

[@RyanTerry]

Thanks!

[@Altusfonz]

I see it's out, I watch it immediately

[@HH_AC]

Same, friend. Same.

[@googleedood9721]

Babies 👊🏿

[@Petroness]

29:23 the way his brain clicks to that specific kid and he makes himself crack up is genius man 😂😂 it’s almost like he’s a comedian

[@jackf6996]

I loved the callbacks in this episode eh s’much

[@deborahdobbie]

33:00 why we love Chris 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼🤣❤️

[@ashlinhart5602]

I would love to see you and Vince Vaughn play brothers! You're verbally, perfectly matched and omg the beautiful banter that would occur🥰

[@bc6828]

I been watching your podcasts for a while now since my buddy and his wife showed me and they even put me onto your standup you’re awesome dude love the content and hope all is well btw love the new congratulations intro too good ! Blessings 🙏🏻

[@danutorr]

Why would I click away when my man is on a roll hot spewing some gospel truth

[@hypno5690]

Chris "OneySephiroth" D'elia

[@danutorr]

@@hypno5690 surprised anyone remembers this reference anymore

[@TomPuppetmaster]

The roach dogg jr. holy cow

[@lifteddreams]

That’s life….. Going multi platinum for sure 🤟🏻

[@randallflagg242]

Just found all of these, idgaf, I love this guy. I relate most to him, Segura, and Dillon. Great podcast!!!!

[@bmthornell]

Welcome friend

[@lukem3487]

Are you Ohio State or are you Randall? Gotta pick one.

[@Mikelikesboobies]

Good taste brotha!

[@jayglamx3]

"Chomp where's my midsection" lmfao

[@roelzavala8014]

You're never boring my gee Chris D'Elia.. you're fkn funny and great bro

[@j-dubz2349]

I need "That's Life!" on Spotify NOW!!! 🤣🤣🤣

[@choppaa4204]

The number of times I’ve thought ‘Pardon my motherfkn interruption…’ in real life is absurd. Life rips, let’s go to Applebee’s friends

[@iheartjbgccb]

I think of IM UNLIMITED and LIMITEDDDD EDITION 😭

[@choppaa4204]

@@iheartjbgccb limited edition is a good one too

[@sammyr.1284]

42:00 how can anyone not love this guy?