That Time The White Bowser Came Back - It Didn't Go Well

[@alphons1456o]

I love how Earl Dube acts like such a sterotypical anime villain when he thinks he has the upper hand, but just saying "You groped a minor" to him sets him off and makes him cry.

[@spark154]

It annoys me how Lolcows always channel Zarbon, like, they can't be anything but fruity whenever they want to be smug.

[@Ultimate_Gamer_3000]

​@@spark154 perfect analogy

[@rayvenkman2087]

He thinks he’s Kamoshida and is to some extent including his cowardice.

[@skullytheskeletal]

it's his supervillian weakness

[@johndoe-cv8pr]

He also acts and looks like a stereotypical jew

[@mrIiquid]

Earl Dube really trying to gaslight a girl about her own age is wild.

[@underground677]

And to say that because she was a adult that makes it less terrible

[@dreadofthedeadtokismoki]

I feel so bad for the girl.

[@antonydrossos5719]

Gaslighters in general are that level of shite

[@whoknowswhocares885]

That might work on him considering he consistently presented evidence about the lack of his own brain function.

[@theintenseguy4671]

The only person he managed to gaslight was himself 💀

[@lovetrain2455]

White Bowser being obsessed with calling people baby boy isn't doing any favor to his pdf file reputation

[@rayvenkman2087]

He’s sounding like a more malicious Dusty Rhodes if Vince Russo made a Oklahoma Man-level parody of him. “Baby, I did not grope that girl because I ain’t no predata!”

[@nickolasperazzo8254]

And the fact that he keeps picking on people for smoking or drinking

[@whoknowswhocares885]

It doesn’t help considering he still sounds like a toddler trying too hard to make a structured sentence.

[@vinesauceobscurities]

Infantile word choices usually indicates attempts to assert dominance by talking down to his opponent like a little child. But when you couple that with his infantile speech pattern it makes him look more like the littler child. The fact that he's acting this confident that he's pulled a gotcha on Smokey is a hell of a thing to watch.

[@rayvenkman2087]

@@vinesauceobscurities Guy thinks he’s Vaush but like Vaush, he is a moron and gullible too. And a PDF File.

[@DjDeadpig]

Like Raxx and Larson, Bowser is still and always was and will be a pwedator.

[@manboy4720]

quantum pwedatew.

[@JerzyBaksinski]

Well Larson is no longer a predator. Now he is and probably always will be "an inmate".

[@redjirachi1]

Bill Cosby too

[@diamonddust4486]

That Earl impersination is killing me...

[@clubdoompsx]

u have no idea how many takes i had to delete where i just lose it mid sentence 😂

[@nothisispatrick4644]

dude, I want someone to use his impersonation to parody the Biggus Dickus scene. Earl even has the same speech impediment lmao

[@DastardlyDantheCowboyMan]

Earl makes me think that maybe cartoon bullying tactics are okay. Swirlies, atomic wedgies, getting stuffed into backpacks, spitballs, etc.

[@rockmanafb]

Back in my day it was a right of passage

[@surftacoman80]

Ngl, bring that shit back. Some folks out here need it

[@rockmanafb]

@@surftacoman80 most def we wouldn’t be having all the problems we have now…obviously the ones that take it way too far need to be handled with but the normal teasing and what not should be continued to happen it’s what makes kids grow up…quit giving them safe spaces and saying they can be a damm cat one day or a zrrr the next day

[@alphons1456o]

Never forget Tha Whi' Bowtha ith a pwe'a'uh

[@redbanana6841]

I ahm naht a pwe'a'ur! It's just cahtoons!!!

[@austins9795]

Pwedatuh*

[@Jakepearl13]

Mister president they hit the second grooming discord

[@bubblesthekitty4423]

Earl calling Smokey baby boy is so unbelievably funny

[@bubblesthekitty4423]

Also bourbon titty is a fantastic phrase

[@underground677]

To add on, Earl also screamed about how he was sitting beside the 'sexiest girl ever' at a convention when he didn't even know that girl, and this was before anyone knew about him. It's honestly scary how there's always a repeating pattern of him sexual harassing/assaulting someone for no reason other than he thinks he just can.

[@WobblesandBean]

Yup. Guys like him are why I stopped cosplaying. The last straw was when I was Earl Dube'd no less than three times in a single day.

[@PridefulJester]

> makes fun of people playing chess > Uses a proper chess term Club BOOMer confirmed

[@kamalascookieie]

That's fair but I'm 26 and used to love chess. Beat a. Big ole retired marine when I was like 14 he was pissed and we stayed up till 3 am still he could beat me. lol

[@archer_bt3442]

Earl Dube is a predator

[@FemcelFurio]

*pwedador

[@harriettubmangaming9792]

Ourl Dooby is a pwedadoor

[@REfan2002]

Earl really thought he was slick, thinking his smoking gun were these calls. Plus when Earl says baby boy to Smokey, gives me Ped vibes. Oh wait!

[@gbalph4]

Earl is a known predator at this point. Even in high school he was creeping out the kids. This guy is basically the same as GamePlace Chris Chan, acts horrible around others and tries to convince people that they are wrong despite all evidence proving otherwise.

[@attilavarga1152]

An Emagine Macomb is to Earl what a church is to a vampire.

[@Bacchus325]

I love how he puts on a whole act on these calls when he could've just simply called and asked "Hey I have a quick question for a manager. ....... How old do you have to be to work here? ...... Ok thank you have a nice day. "

[@CWCvilleCop]

And yet Earl still groped a woman. Regardless of what age you can "prove" she was, Earl, you groped her. You're in the wrong.

[@WobblesandBean]

He will never understand that. He thinks as long as a girl is technically legal, he can treat them however he wants. He doesn't see women as people.

[@HawaiianMaugaMain]

@@WobblesandBeanhe doesn’t see people as people

[@BlueBladerBot]

Earl really trying to pull a Projared despite not having the most important part: He needs the actual receipts.

[@rayvenkman2087]

And unlike Projared, he's entirely in the wrong and Kiwi Tapes only went along with being his co-host for his show because Earl was stupid enough to assume he's not friends with Smokey right after the whole slander chapter began and keeping tabs on him to fish Information on. It also helps that Projared didn't act like a smug bragging douche who made enemies every day like Hulk Hogan bakes porky pies. Earl was an obnoxious asshole even before being outed and him being a proven predator just makes it easy to trash on him without guilt.

[@MrWaifuTaker]

As an anime and manga fan, I wanna give Bowsah the woodchipper in Minecraft.

[@edwardtrooper7027]

Or the Fist of the North star treatment

[@Im_Tori_Senpai]

Earl is a fucking anomaly I wanna dissect his brain to understand the mental gymnastics he makes when he makes these "master plans."

[@WobblesandBean]

Mayeahth-tuh play-unth

[@ghostbuster_fan]

i get the feeling earl gonna keep up his antics until he be in jail or a psych ward

[@incw.2601]

He already went to a psych ward, only jail is left

[@ghostbuster_fan]

@@incw.2601 i was meaning going to psych ward permanently or however long they could hold him like prison.

[@JCoolPlays]

Earl Dube is the kind of guy who would get tricked by a cross dressing rabbit

[@Phoebe5448]

So, Chris Chan?

[@JCoolPlays]

@ It’s supposed to be a Looney Tunes joke

[@Phoebe5448]

@JCoolPlays that too. He's hunting Wabbits

[@Deadman1000]

Earl calling the theater is like a criminal callkng the cops and asking if they're investigating him. Also I'm willing to bet Smokey out lives Bowser 😂

[@moonlightwarriorgaming743]

"Weebs, not even once." -Rogue, Internet Man.

[@TheGreenSkelet0n]

Earl truly thinks he's the main character of an anime with the destiny to defeat the allmighty eeevil SmokeyMCC so he could achieve the love of Tawawa or whatever her name is, when in reality, he is, and will always be, a pwedator.

[@Klinkertinlegs]

Your impression of him is spot on!

[@stutterpuss]

there aint a bus short enough for this king

[@anth636]

😵‍💫

[@Great_lake_derelict]

DOOM the 🐐 Thanks for your music. It’s really helped me through a very dark time in my life. Thanks four commentary videos. It’s really helped me through with a dark time in my life. We out here. We living. ThankDOOM.

[@clubdoompsx]

We living 🙏 let's make it a great one

[@Danuts-xh9hj]

I think the whole fictional characters thing in a court of law won't go anywhere as, almost all the time, it has to be based on real children regarding alleged child cheese pizza. Using fictional characters as evidence for this is just kind of silly. Even the FBI has gone on record saying most reports they get nowadays are from young Twitter users who complain about this, and they've told people to stop doing it. However, in Earl's case, with the counter-evidence of him openly admitting and trying and failing to deny his sexual deviance on a young then 17-year-old coworker and the fact he was hosting a server of middle schoolers that he showed lewd material with administrators that wanted to groom them on discord Earl many attempts of clearing his name become more and more pathetic.

[@messiahofthefunny8453]

That’s the honest to God truth, and even more so when you look at the people defending Earl. Like under every video Smokey makes overs Earl, there’s one guy in the comments defending his actions, and without fail, they will either: •Go to the “is just cawtoons” defense, which-while technically correct if the loli’s the evidence for the freaky shit-is unconvincing in the face of Earl’s other deeds (plus the concerning correlation between being a lolicon and being a sicko). •Pedantry over the definition of “predator”, which doesn’t actually change anything and is just pointless. •Being flat out wrong (e.g. once saw someone claim that he never gwoped anyone ‘cause he would have a charge for it, because him admitting to it several times apparently isn’t sufficient). It’s like argumentative Sisyphus, really.

[@ShaddySoldier]

Only the Terminally online think cartoon shit matters. The groomer shit however does.

[@Lelfay]

yeah it’s unfortunate, but the legal system really does rely on someone actually getting hurt. so as much as bowser is a predator, we won’t see predator lol cows like these guys actually get put away

[@peppermintgal4302]

@@messiahofthefunny8453 To be fair, most of those users, if not all, are just Earl on an alt account.

[@messiahofthefunny8453]

@@peppermintgal4302 Fair enough, but let’s give Earl the benefit of the doubt and not outright state they are alts. Just brush it aside, y’know.

[@connorscanlan2167]

What's even more hilarious is that Earl is WRONG about the age to serve alcohol in his home state. It's seventeen, not eighteen.

[@ghoulwhip96]

I usually am against bullying but in his case Earl Dude is asking for it

[@nikebellend]

So, when it comes to the calling of the theaters, I thought He was calling them to have them say that You have to be 16 to start, and the fact that this incident took place two years after she started, He would claim that it happened when she was 18, because she'd been working there for two years, but NOPE, he legit wanted them to just flat out say you need to be 18. That 110iq is reeeaallly showing.

[@MothGuyz-]

-263 iq move

[@jxbermudez]

This guy is something else. I'll never get over how he really thought. He had an ace in the hole when he found clues the girl mightve been 18. As if that just magically made it okayb that he groped her. Also damn doom your Earl impression is too damn good lol

[@juppukun]

I love how you used a sega emulator logo as a censor. Stay cool, mr. Doom.

[@TheShoguneagle]

Earl Dube, aka the White Bowser, is a predator.

[@tykamen5588]

I love how Earl defense for groping the girl is that she’s 18 therefore he didn’t do anything illegal, despite the fact even if she was her 18 (he still groped her without her consent. Sorry, Earl but you still committed a crime

[@WobblesandBean]

Are you surprised? This is a guy who showed revenge corn to everyone he could just because a girl rejected him. He doesn't see women as people. To him, they're just NPC's there to serve him, the main character.

[@riverjoy5658]

The Elmer Fudd voice freaking kills me 😂 I'm struggling to breathe. - HE KEEP USING "Baby boy" like he's not a PDFile. - Bowser will inevitably fall down the rabbit hole of homelessness and hard drug use. - Bowser will eventually get the Johnny Somali treatment

[@DaBwownGodziwa]

"waaaah my teacher died waaaah i went to a psych ward feel bad for me" everybody can see straight through your manipulative bullshit earl lmao

[@SheepsWithFangs]

I don't get his point? He's basically admitted to groping a minor which is horrendous, but even if she wasn't a minor which he claims she isn't, sexual assault is sexual assault. Age doesn't nullify sexual. Assault.

[@redjirachi1]

It would be so easier for Earl to avoid being lambasted as a lolcow. He should've just apologized to the girl he harassed, admit what he did was fucked, accept his punishment and that he might not get any forgiveness and worked to avoid that behavior in future. But no, he's gonna dig his own grave while everyone puts "the White Bowser is a predator" on the tombstone

[@DACrowley]

Lol the gameplay in the background tv lol

[@notveryintelligent6239]

I just realized lmao

[@tophat787]

Earl: I’m a genwuis I know hwow to pwlan things Also Earl: *Setting threats to prove his innocnence while making fun Smokey as he publicly shares all of this and Earl shows he didn’t change one damn bit*

[@nickolasperazzo8254]

I love the fact that because someone smokes or drink, he thinks is a bad thing and only keep using this as argument

[@WobblesandBean]

He argues like a toddler. Just says the same thing over and over thinking he's won.

[@nickolasperazzo8254]

@@WobblesandBean bingo

[@charredprimate]

CAW-TOONS

[@redbanana6841]

Earl S Tomlinson out here "childing" Smokey.

[@plunetzero]

The white bowser... an upstanding citizen... NAH! (IT'S JJJJUST CAWWTOONZ!)

[@TheAngriestReptileAlive]

I swear to God peoples thumbnail game is just on point I don’t even know who you are, but you just destroyed me with it and that earns you a like

[@Waauugh]

Was.. was he like, pulling his lever during the baby boy emails..?

[@DastardlyDantheCowboyMan]

It sure reads like he was...

[@CheeseChurger]

Bro was into it for sure

[@Waauugh]

I was grimacing during that whole part. Pray we never get a Bowser AI to read those, that shit will haunt my nightmares

[@nashtheneet]

Bowser needs to start a podcast, im sure it would go very well.

[@WobblesandBean]

And he should totally call it 110 Autism, that's a great name that doesn't sound cringe or regarded at all!

[@spyrothegamer2131]

The fact that Earl believes that the only reason people are angry at him is because the girl he assaulted is a minor instead of an adult is really telling. I mean does he belief that when he exposes the fact that she was 18 that everyone would start respecting him again, like congratulations you groped an adult instead of a kid.

[@sketchydude8431]

That's like if someone crashed a car into their local burger king, but thinks proving they had a license would magically erase all their problems But like... no, you still crashed a car into the burger king.

[@Lucien_M]

I think this guy saw the "The age of consent is 18" meme and thought that applied to groping coworkers.

[@Lordskywalker101]

Is it just me or does he look like Jared fogle's long lost son

[@newvision4l314]

Like father like son

[@MrTheBaron]

I wanna know which braincell made him think "bourbon titty" is a line that'll go hard, as well as calling different Emagine branches asking for the minimum age of employment, as well the whole cease and desist bull.

[@womble10576]

Thanks

[@redbanana6841]

Hiiiiiiiii, my name's David, and I'm calling about my cousin.... David, can you tell me how old you have to be to work in a movie thea'u? 18, right? It's 18? Tell me it's 18. Oh, it's 16? Ok, a..a..I.... I'll post this conversation without your consent anyway. BAHYE!!

[@thenintendocyclops1074]

14:10 there are few things I get greater joy from than hearing an evil person project all of the things people hate them for and realising that their life sucks while "totally-not-crying".

[@jaymanh1ms3lfgaming55]

Just came across your channel and absolutely love it great video instant subscription

[@redwolf48845]

Your The White Bowser voice never fails to put a smile on my face.

[@madrox2682]

Bro that "baby boy" got me rolling lmao

[@BaronVonPurp]

Earl is the end result of consuming nothing but anime and growing a massive ego. I mean dude talks like MF Seto, always going on about how he has the upper hand and shit, like what did he do that was so important? Graduated college aaaand....? Didn't even try to get a job to be proud of, nah...just straight into Brony shit.

[@dreadofthedeadtokismoki]

Earl Dube should know that revenge porn is illegal

[@NICK41206]

15:02 I don’t understand how Earl is gonna pull a Fatrick Tomilson and call people “Baby boy” when he sounds like *that*

[@MrWaifuTaker]

Guys, if you want to experience the feeling of Bowsa getting busted, look up Andrew Jewell, who happens to be really similar to Bowsa.

[@rayvenkman2087]

Amazing this all began because he made a bad taste joke to a war veteran.

[@venomoussocks1017]

I don't think it was a joke. He told the vet to low tier god.

[@rayvenkman2087]

@@venomoussocks1017 Considering the apology and the way he discussed his own firing in that Reddit like it was out of an anime, him making a joke seems more on brand than him being direct. You’ve seen how he squirms when directly called out and how sneaky (in his mind) he is in those other videos. Sort of taking a page out of a Breadtube book and misunderstanding the steps. Of course. It would also be on brand for him to do a ReviewTechUSA in saying something slamming and lie afterwards that he never said it until we have the screen caps to prove he’s full of it.

[@venomoussocks1017]

@@rayvenkman2087 Hmm. You do make a good point. But, I think another explanation was that he's so used to telling people to low tier god that it simply didn't register to him as an offensive remark.

[@rayvenkman2087]

@@venomoussocks1017 Like calling a friend giving him a sound advice the misspelling of a country in West Africa that ends with an R instead of an A.

[@zigzag11875]

Bro, if I gotta live to 45 being White Bowser, I'd rather drop dead from alcohol poisoning

[@ArmadisRock]

Bruh, thank you for emphasizing contacting authorities on the matter..

[@Homecookegang]

It’s insane that he really thinks he’s some villain mastermind with that annoying voice. I was convinced it was all an act…. He is a real life cartoon villain 😂

[@WobblesandBean]

Caw-tewn

[@psychoticfriendsnetwork]

Earl sounds like a Yu-Gi-Oh Abridged villain

[@ramonsanchez5445]

White Bowser is a predator

[@rallandtariv2139]

The predator known as The White Bowser is truly a paragon of Catholic values

[@Moodyskeletonz]

Im ngl, man kinda looks like Jared Fogle in that yearbook picture

[@antonydrossos5719]

If Earl, who is, btw, a predator, put as much effort into his speech therapy as he put into this foolish attempt at self-vindication, he would actually accomplish something in his life.

[@WobblesandBean]

thpeesh theahwappee

[@Floki-David-BD]

Hiiiii my name is day vid

[@ntacms90]

Love the soliloquies Mister Boswer keep it up. Try to return to earth every now and then extended breaks with reality are bad for your health.

[@zealotic9280]

Honestly, even if the girl he grope is actually 18, it literally doesn't make this any better since he still grope someone.

[@snooganslestat2030]

Amazing impression! 🤣

[@roarkthehalf-orc6598]

You impression of white bowser is so spot on XD

[@dylankebabking4056]

Let’s all take the time to remember….Earl Doobie is a predator. Let’s also not forget that when he did…that…to that poor girl, it was much more than a simple feel, he actively squeezed, meaning it was premeditated.

[@MeeSeeksAndDestroy]

how is earl gonna call smokey a drug user when he is pill-popping just to be functional

[@thewizard7780]

I wouldn't call Earl Dube functional on or off his meds. Complete social maladjustment. I'd say Bro needs to touch grass, but i'd rather he not be in any public spaces whatsoever

[@Madashell1200]

Earl's the type of dude that probably thinks Drake won that beef.

[@ImShax]

Earl Dube: *just exist in general* his fuckin Dignity:

[@Demonkingpicleso]

I'm your 200th like on this video just saying

[@jamesjjameson1632]

God, I hate Earl so much

[@WobblesandBean]

It's very rare that a person has no positive qualities whatsoever. But Earl is exactly that, there is not one single thing about him that isn't even remotely tolerable, let alone desirable. He is truly repellent in every conceivable way.

[@serenesky83]

You are pretty good at the white bowers impression.🤣

[@KzintiCV]

I do declare that White Bowser is a predator!

[@itsgoogoober]

Nah the snapcube clip had me dying 😂

[@risefromyourrave680]

Your White Bowser voice is simply incredible

[@mistermetalskull3107]

Da White Bowsah is a pwedatah.💯

[@Occam31]

You know, I thought Bowser was a pwedator when he grouped a 17 year old girl against her will but now that I know she was 18 it’s totally fine. 🤡

[@Lord_Yeetis]

1:20 I guarantee you when Earl thought of this he did the Hotel Mario Bowser laugh.

[@ShmeengusDingus]

Hey Earl- Crab Man

[@dead-777]

i wanna off predators in minecraft

[@reformedorthodoxmunmanquara]

Your impression of Earl is really funny.

[@VivianoPorras]

Hell yeah earlier club doom video

[@Yaboybliss6969]

Earl unironically saying "The bourbon titty" in his email to smokey is actually wild & cringe 😂😂😂

[@Ruadhan1334]

Why. Why does Earl keep addressing Smoey with "Baby Boy"? Itt's so weird.

[@billyboleson2830]

5:10 “more wong” 😂

[@joshybunny893]

NO! NOT THE SCWEEN SHWATS!

[@slob5041]

He’s absolutely unhinged

[@Stinky_Fist_The_Black_Dragon]

Doom when is that new brainz collab dropping? That preview yall, but on Twitter has me hype.

[@clubdoompsx]

We finna try to have it out by mid-to-late June 💯

[@Stinky_Fist_The_Black_Dragon]

@@clubdoompsx any chance there will be physical copies for sale?

[@clubdoompsx]

​@@Stinky_Fist_The_Black_Dragonphysical copies and other merch will be figured out soon as I either figure out a consistent living situation or just break down and drop money on a PO box 😂 bare with me, lol

[@blackbrainz]

The future is bright. Slug Necta.

[@Stinky_Fist_The_Black_Dragon]

@@clubdoompsx I gotcha pimp

[@Unseensmoke5745]

Total white bowser death

[@tankfarter]

Suprised he didnt say the age of consent is 16 so it isnt pedophilia.