Superman Can’t Handle Catwoman

Superman Can’t Handle Catwoman
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[@Eric_Black134]

He knew the diamonds were hers the entire time. He only chased her because that's their weird way of flirting.

[@franbowstherapycenter9319]

He’s desperate, can you blame him?

[@ryohhibikithe9thhokage532]

*YES!* HE AINT FUCKING TAKE THE SHOT!

[@rgjcs2793]

​@@franbowstherapycenter9319 desperate? nahh dood literally got graped so one chick can have his heir

[@dwaynemandac1245]

what weird way for foreplay aye

[@alexisgrunden1556]

I think at this point? The banter, sparring and chasing are all foreplay for them. They have a weird relationship. Still way healthier than the Clown Duet of Doom or Talia-Batman, but...weird.

[@sonofgaming1546]

For a guy capable of flight, Superman is a terrible wingman

[@reid1420]

das a bar 📝

[@AzimAzmi-st3xn]

damn justice league unlimited reference

[@aster1760]

@@AzimAzmi-st3xn "For a guy with like...7 different types of vision, you sure are blind." -Goat Lantern 2004

[@ImmaHonda]

*ba dum tsssh*

[@Larph13]

For a guy with all kinds of vision, he sure is blind.

[@DonPatrono]

Supes: "So you going to tell me what that was supposed to be?" Bat: "Foreplay" Supes: "....I'm sorry, WHAT?" Bat: "I shall not answer further inquiries for the press, Mr. Kent" Supes: "Oh no, don't you pull the "personal matters" on me now, Bruce! I just caught a known thief with what I thought was stolen possession, only to be told that it was just a...weird mating ritual?" Bat: "....sometimes I wonder how Lois can put up with you"

[@somedorkydude6483]

Bat: atleast i dont have to shove krytonite up the batcave just so i don't send my partner to another country when we go down

[@Royal_Zero]

@@somedorkydude6483holy shit, lois actually do that when they did it LOL ???

[@pubberkiller5729]

@@Royal_Zero no they didnt its a fanfic ive heard the referance used before no they never did that but hey its a idea but it would be more logical to just put the kryptonite in a glass of water nearby and that would be enough to even weaken superman should it ever come to lois and him being all......freaky

[@aylanabarata7614]

​@@pubberkiller5729 how Jon born them? Supercuck?

[@aylanabarata7614]

​@@pubberkiller5729 I hope we're talking about the same thing

[@2067792332977602]

I love how it looks like Superman is trying to hold a cat.

[@The_Blue_Otaku]

I'm picturing Superman making a joke like "I noticed your cat was stuck in a tree so I garbed her for you" while he's holding Catwoman by the back of her suit and hovering towards Batman

[@RaptinDinon-mn4ps]

He would do that to Bruce as a fun joke. I can see him do that with a straight face.

[@gsamalot]

Reminds me of the fact trying to hold any cat they just try to escape your grasp

[@sebastiancalvey1226]

Well He Is a Farm Boy, They Learn THAT kinda Thing pretty Quick

[@wildhunt6350]

@@The_Blue_Otaku Tha would be wild LMAO

[@ckingch]

Clark out here fuckin' up date night.

[@justpeachy1857]

ah yes now i want a comic where bruce and selena are having a date and clark is just innocently being the biggest third wheel ever due to the fact that lois got stuck back in metropolis due to bad weather turning it from double date to third wheel

[@byronbarrientos8471]

the way superman holds selina is so funny. Especially when he puts her upside down and wags his finger

[@miimemester123]

That reason is why I felt the title was misleading. He handled the situation well, but it was just a “strange” misunderstanding.

[@VivioSaf]

Another title could be: "Superman don't get how Batman dates work"

[@IronDino]

I feel like Batman should have smirked at the end and said, "Maybe when you're older."

[@thunderstar7682]

This completely illustrates the vibe of this scene Like your younger sibling walks in on something that they don’t know the context of

[@danw3441]

I could hear that perfectly in Conroy’s voice

[@keeperofnecronomicon]

Nice going Clark you ruined Batman's date with Catwoman.

[@shejamsx8429]

😂😂😂😂 now Bats gonna repay the favor in advance 😂😂😂 watch out Lois! 😂😂

[@dukeheavens9990]

​@@shejamsx8429Nice joke fool

[@kevinemmers9424]

He does in Batman: Hush. Bruce visits the Daily Planet because he he has an interview with Lois. In their conversation, Bruce plays with the idea of buying the Daily Planet and then tells Lois (in front of Clark) she could work for him. Lois is amused by the offer. Clark, not so much.

[@Gr3nadgr3gory]

​@kevinemmers9424 that's the exact level of petty I would be in that situation.

[@tylergoodman3560]

Batman and Catwoman's relationship is complicated, to say the least; but they strangely complete each other. 🎉

[@excripto1]

Sounds like an open relationship

[@SonGoku-ne7vj]

More like an on again off again relationship@@excripto1

[@SonGoku-ne7vj]

@BigComicsHub are you talking about when he had Superman's powers?

[@XSilver_WaterX]

One man's toxic super-ego with one woman's possessiveness to be dominated by whom she chooses. Yeah, there is NO way this relationship won't turn an entire MEGA-CITY into a warzone-aftermath?!

[@gamester512]

They do. Selina is perhaps the only person other than Alfred that Bruce is willing to be truly open and vulnerable with. Their relationship is "unusual" to say the least, but in such a way that they give each other some much needed stability in life, and when it matters most they're always there for each other.

[@SonicChan654]

it’s surprising how the artist was able to draw Catwoman with one hand! ❤️‍🔥🙏

[@confirmed-air-fryer]

Honestly congrats to all 4K viewers for watching with one hand 🎉🎉🥳

[@JetStream_Mann]

Do you draw with both?

[@funninoriginal6054]

​@@JetStream_Mann I'm not an artist, but when i DO draw it's always with my left hand in a position where i can easily lean on to use my right hand. Does this count?

[@taipao6661]

Yeah while using his others to look up sexy cat woman so they didn't draw them

[@organiccotton2731]

I mean when you have editor to "help" you got 2 hand.badumm tss..

[@DamienThorn13]

Batman: hey you have your workplace romance, I have mine

[@shinobix4925]

That actually says a lot about how involved Batman and Superman are with the different sides of their lives. Superman is more Clark Kent than he is Superman so itr makes sense he'd find his truest love in his Clark Kent life, meanwhile Batman is the opposite, to him the Bruce Wayne lifestyle is simply the mask for his true life as the Batman, so it makes sense that his deepest love would be found as the Batman

[@lottieparish1715]

Yes, that makes sense

[@egor102]

It wasnt Selina that Clark couldnt handle, he handled her just fine in fact, it was the behavior of Bruce that threw him off...

[@bigt100]

He never seen Bruce soo horny

[@Jax1147]

"Running around in your halloween suit." -Said the woman dressed as a cat.

[@aYtto]

X-ray vision and he still cant read the room lmfao

[@ppvsonicspy]

"For someone with like 50 different kinds of super vision, you are so blind"

[@maskedredstonerproz]

​@@ppvsonicspyHEY, I WAS GONNA SAY THAT!

[@monicaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

@@maskedredstonerproz I WAS GONNA SAY THAT TOO!

[@dombelly3343]

superman's the type of guy to repay a favour in advance

[@Gamerawesome-oi8tb]

This is exactly another reason why I always admire Superman

[@TartagliaThe_11th_McDsEmployee]

Batman literally has multiple gadgets and still tried to physically grab catwoman, i guess he really is downbad to touching and apprehending her that way

[@Hakar17]

"Apprehending"😂😂😂

[@DharshM0]

This is some mixture of Batman checking her skills out as a crime fighter as well as a woman. If he actually wanted to catch her, he would have

[@EldenLord-wh4ov]

​@@DharshM0Yes, he needs to know how "agile" she is...

[@corjonbett]

He was playing with her. He knew all along Catwoman hadn't committed a crime, thjis is how the two play.

[@RaptorJesus]

@@corjonbett It's basically their equivalent of date-night.

[@CarnageRulez469]

For context of this: This was Earth 2 Superman and Batman in the New 52, before Bat/Cat got married and had Helena(whom eventually became the mainline Huntress at the time of New 52).

[@CosmologyMatters]

The earth 2 was destroyed right?

[@Juancr2006]

​@@CosmologyMattersDamn, the designs were cool

[@ytw101]

3:50 The fact he doesnt even flinch when catwoman scratches his face makes this funny 😂

[@Rusty-Doggo]

Got to say I like Catwoman's look in this comic, especially the mask and shoulder pads

[@classicghostrider2715]

Earth 2 had some great redesigns. Hers was one of the best, along with Alan Scott’s Green Lantern.

[@RENEGADO_FANTASMA]

C'mon Clarky you should take notes! you don't know how lucky you are, you just witnessed the 'Batgame' on the field!!

[@Gamerawesome-oi8tb]

I’m not even gonna lie I feel like me and Superman are kind of the same. Actually there is a situation a while ago that I was in a situation like this so I feel like me and Superman can relate

[@sokagofferenginar8669]

What do you know this time Catwoman wasn't actually stealing she was just taking back what was already hers

[@MidnightDStroyer]

Batman has a knack for stupefying Superman time & again. Superman represents Upholding the Law, acting as a long arm of it. He represents Order & defined structures in society. Batman represents Justice, somewhat more chaotic & situational according to circumstances. He's like Karma coming back full circle. They're both working on the same side but are polar opposites in *how* they work.

[@bjorntantau194]

Lawful Good vs Chaotic Good. And Flash out there actually succeeding in turning his rogue gallery around is the Neutral Good.

[@alicepbg2042]

"But the alpha male in black..." what?!?

[@tesseracttitan6445]

Gonna need to edit that line in the newspaper change to sigma

[@ppvsonicspy]

I personally see nothing wrong with that line, do you?

[@dewdew80]

@@ppvsonicspy most people these days do have a problem with the term. It's used by the sort of people who take classes on picking up women.

[@chucksfeeduckandseeduck]

They also wrote "male pride" instead of just pride on the 1:25 panel. Terminally online writers.

[@StealthMarmot_]

Yeah, that made me cringe. The term was never one that made sense and was always based on flawed "facts", but eventually it became the calling card for toxic incels who worship pickup artists. The whole "male pride" thing also made my eyes roll. This smacks of the kind of thing some edgelord teenager with internalized misogyny they need to reflect on would write as fanfic. In other words, me in 2002 or so.

[@wildtime845]

The one relationship that keeps you glued to the pages

[@LysergicSigma]

Everyone pooping on Clark but man, my boy is too innocent and pure for the society. Watch Injustice to see what happens when you turn a good man into bad :)

[@ruthlesace]

He will explain it. Many years from now. To a young man named Terry.

[@thebighurt2495]

Tbf, that's not Terry's mom. His dad, however.....

[@ruthlesace]

@@thebighurt2495 did you not watch the batman beyond show? There was an episode where Bruce talks about his relationship with catwoman in detail to make Terry feel better about his thief girlfriend.

[@thebighurt2495]

@@ruthlesace I did, in fact, watch the show and I recall that exact episode. I believe it was Ten of the Royal Flush Gang that was causing Terry's conflict. I was referencing something else from the show.

[@TheActualRealDrPepper]

1:01 I'm sorry, "The Alpha Male in black"?

[@occidziggys9496]

the same exact reaction i had, i genuinely hope this was made in reference to the hierarchy in wolves (Even if it was debunked by the own creator of the word/hierarchy)

[@alexandriatempest]

S: Someday you'll explain all this right? B: When you're older.

[@joaomigueldasilva5005]

I keep thinking that this Batman costume in this story could have been an inspiration for Robert Pattinson's outfit.

[@mohammadharithzafranmahadh6174]

I enjoy how Superman jusy holds her like a toddler

[@blazerfox22]

It’s not that the bat COULDN’T catch the cat, he just didn’t want to… he had no reason to interrupt his da- ahem, chase…

[@shiny1556]

I really dig the designs for Bruce and Selina in this run. Batman needs a collar like that more often

[@batalorian7997]

I hate the collar. It needs to go

[@CalvinNoire]

​@@batalorian7997 disagree, I like it with Batman. But to each their own.

[@michaelhill1256]

I think Superman just witnessed a game of “cat and mouse”.

[@Grace-g8k2x]

"Confidence of a panther" "Alpha male in black" 💀💀💀

[@octowave0]

Damn that catwoman design is so cool why didn't they continue with that costume

[@albertmas3752]

Because that kind of design in characters like Catwoman, Batman or Green Arrow is simply stupid. Even a superhero comic needs some sort of logic and an armored suit like that doesn't fit acrobatic and totally powerless characters like them.

[@Sanbaddy]

*In short:* The comic is about Superman ruining Batman and Catwoman’s cat-mouse fetish play after they did a successful sting and recovery operation.

[@zuprazazel4380]

he just lets her do crime. Best detective ever!

[@staticboyj.r.]

I’m not defending him or her but I mean she’s not really harming anyone if anything she mostly steals from criminals anyway so

[@hoi-polloi1863]

To be fair, those diamonds had been stolen from her. And Batman is hardly in a position to frown on a little vigilante justice, right?

[@staticboyj.r.]

@@Flyboy1953 I don’t understand the reference can you explain

[@staticboyj.r.]

@@Flyboy1953 ok thanks for the explanation

[@gaara4667]

@@Flyboy1953Carmen Sandiego?

[@JulissaIanelliRomani-oh6dj]

it's a cat and mouse (more like bat)chase they are in love with each but don't to want their real feelings to get in the way I really kinda respect relationships that they have

[@fearlessleader889]

Ironically, Batman's more like the cat and Catwoman is more like the mouse since he's chasing her more often than not.

[@JulissaIanelliRomani-oh6dj]

@@fearlessleader889 hmm true

[@fearlessleader889]

@@Flyboy1953 Yes, that's why it's ironic.

[@michaeldaniels642]

More like dog and cat chase. Some species of bats have faces that look closer to a dog than a mouse or rat.

[@Benjamin-mj9pd]

I kind of want an antagonistic relationship between Catwoman and Huntress or Bat-woman. Just have Selena get some consequences for her actions instead of just slapping her on the wrist saying oh she’s just too Catwoman for us.

[@austinstedwell9095]

Even if they were her diamonds she most definitely stole them before they became "hers". 😌

[@alicepbg2042]

Batman wouldn't give it back in that case.

[@DoctorWhoKage]

​@@alicepbg2042 eh, to be fair, he probably thought that they were better in her possession than in the hands of potential terrorists.

[@smugreptile6695]

@@alicepbg2042 He 100% would. He lets Selina get away with a LOT of crimes comic to comic.

[@Batman-ps4om]

​@@smugreptile6695 Jewels aren't that important when a large number of people could be injured or killed

[@Nempo13]

@@smugreptile6695 Depends on which earth you are talking about. main continuity he didn't let her get away with crimes and instead she was so curious about the bat that she started to change...and eventually do the same thing he did. The problem is they retcon and tell so many elseworld stories that all anyone remembers is the 'catburgler' trope they stick her with and never the fact she moved on from it a LONG time ago.

[@GiratinaGX]

Catwoman isn't a villain. She's Batman's informant/superhero girlfling. That was their date and Superman ruined it lmaooooo

[@samanthacristinaburgosmera4160]

You’re so right 😂

[@SymbolCymbals2356]

Love the art and characterization but some of the phrasing is weird as fuck, "alpha male" "male pride"? lmao

[@spaghetto9836]

It's an Animal Planet documentary joke, since Lois is trying to get a story on them.

[@SymbolCymbals2356]

​@@spaghetto9836 Oh thank you that makes sense! Admittedly I haven't seen Animal Planet so the reference was lost on me

[@OmniDan26]

What's wrong with male pride?

[@MrJinglejanglejingle]

@@OmniDan26 Nothing wrong with the concept... But why not just call it "pride"? That's the issue. Its weird as fuck, and for the terminally online.

[@OmniDan26]

@@MrJinglejanglejingle if you think being proud of who you are is "terminally online", instead, you might be "Terminally online" Whatever that means. Also, are you willing to say the same about black pride or any such variations?

[@bladedomega9702]

It would be funny if both Salina and Bruce turned to Superman and said "Clark Kent"

[@lottieparish1715]

Batman and catwoman: Clark Kent Superman: what the fu-k

[@cherry-qm8pf]

I love this, so fun and flirtatious. and I LOVE everything about their relationship. I would read the comics but I’m really just here for catwoman!

[@briang9581]

Batman: Did I ever interfere all those times you were forced to "rescue" Lois? [Lois appears having made her way to the roof] Lois: Hey, what's with the air quotes?

[@J2982able]

Catwoman and Batman's relationship would be right at home amongst the Klingons.

[@johnathan651]

Batman:"It's... complicated..." Superman:"Ex-girlfriend?" Batman:"Sometimes" Superman:"I see..."

[@elliotgandersen]

I really like Batman’s suit in this style, with the popped up collar and all, looks really good but also realistic and usable.

[@revalier3670]

Bro, look at the way Batman is touching the scratch he got LOL down bad for each other for life

[@RaptinDinon-mn4ps]

Ah, I love this. Superman is great.

[@Dusk_Mightyena]

Joker: Betsy… I THOUGHT WHAT WE HAD WAS SPECIAL!

[@urbypilot2136]

I think Bruce marrying Selena and Clark being the best man is explanation enough.

[@Blaklyon0]

This story must took place a while back.... because, Lois lane was recording catwoman's fight with a flip phone....

[@smorphous8928]

3:52 ooooooooooh, Superman is putting 2 and 2 together. 😂

[@PotterBrony82]

It’s called foreplay Clark…they’re just setting the mood.

[@geezy8689]

What's with their designs? It's not like it's bad but just not really what I'm used to I don't think I've seen these designs before

[@Ehvanisher]

This is from earth two design wise It is decent,not very usual but decent,it has one of my favoruite batsuits

[@geezy8689]

@@Ehvanisher oh thank you for informing me

[@ravenousking9643]

@@Ehvanisher is this new comics for Earth 2? Or like this is a prequel comic before the trinity died due Darkseid's invasion in the New 52?

[@vegetacultminorityhunter]

​​@@ravenousking9643this during the new 52 comics

[@edenromanov]

Bruce and Selena are the best!

[@chidubemnwanisobi4999]

she thinks batman cant catch her lmaoooo

[@TheChamp820]

“Hey where’s My Pet Cow?” “Right Here!” *moo.*

[@merkoid5195]

This version of Catwoman reminds of Marvel’s Domino.

[@THE_INFECTED]

The artists did so good with these suits

[@jenniferhanses]

Superman just doesn't get that 1) Batman is Batman. Bruce is the fake. 2) Batman doesn't get to have much fun, because a serious guy. 3) Batman finds chasing Catwoman across rooftops mentally and physically challenging, and therefore fun. 4) Catwoman is a thrillseeker who finds challenging Batman fun, so they're both in on the game.. 5) This is the ideal slow night in Gotham.

[@thebighurt2495]

She's on a very short list of the criminals in Gotham that wouldn't try to kill him. Chasing her doesn't have to be "life-or-death" levels of stressful.

[@gingivitis9148]

"The alpha male in black" lol I'm dying

[@Willchannel90]

Angry kitty with athlete bodybuilder. Funny.

[@Gr3nadgr3gory]

Supes is just too vannila to understand the kink of Batman and Catwoman's relationship.

[@sykeassai]

There's a reason we presume that Batman and Catwoman are supposed to be together.

[@cookiecutter3116]

Catwoman should invest in krypton claws lol

[@Grizzlox]

This was a good Catwoman design

[@pfftt2885]

He was just tryna help 😭

[@Shearper2]

not sure if it has already been done, probably has, but maybe not, but, have a series of comics where the bat and cat get together and have a kid...who plays complicatedly with Damien.

[@CalvinNoire]

There is Helena Wayne. But she rarely interacts with Damian Wayne.

[@applespider125]

Honestly I’m digging he’d new designs more than anything

[@blockhead9441]

batsuit looks similar to Pattinson's superman cant handle one girl? 🗿

[@dukeheavens9990]

Nice joke

[@blockhead9441]

@@dukeheavens9990 was that sarcasm

[@dukeheavens9990]

@@blockhead9441 hey u wanna buy my codm account for 90$

[@GuitarSlayer136]

To quote Christopher Titus: "When I saw your mother laying there with nothing on but a duck mask, I wasn't thinking 'Im am ready for the responsibility of fatherhood'. I was thinking 'Quack, Quack...'" See, Batman here was thinking Quack Quack.

[@Blindluck92]

Lois: "I feel like male pride force him to embellish the chase." If it's Bruce chasing Selina, he's probably downplaying it if anything.

[@ForWeAreMany]

man i remembered saying to myself that this was the best Catwoman design I had seen back then. still fucking is.

[@Numbah12AD]

Pfft, omg, not every universe does Selina know Bruce's identity, so putting him on the spot like that was hilarious.

[@benjamingoldie9117]

At one minute, Batman is called an alpha male, very funny Lois

[@yourshoulderdevil5229]

1:09 The brain rot has breach containment. I repeat, the brain rot has breached containment.

[@Nachotaco101]

i love these character designs

[@rage_2000]

This whole story basically boils down to: *Superman:* caught your thief :D *Batman & Catwoman:* nah, you ruined it :/

[@climax050]

Batman forever being down bad

[@armorbearer9702]

(3:42) Ouch! Is that a playful scratch?

[@magnusm4]

1:57 That is the goofiest cartoon way of running forward to grab someone. Was Batman watching Warner cartoons before going out?

[@lorenzogoglee1320]

superman accidentally ruine batman and catwoman date night

[@p5ychojoe138]

I think this is my favorite catwoman design so far. Especially the mask.

[@Victor-dm4qv]

Male pride made him edit it. Yeah...that is not like Batman.

[@sgtjarhead99]

Of all the women Batman can have, I could never understand why he's always with this klepto.

[@thebighurt2495]

She's the one who Grey's him better than the others. Most of the women he's been with have been squarely on one specific side of The Law or the other and they all want him to change to be like them. Selina dancers on the edge of the line, and she knows he does, too. She doesn't want him to change. She likes him *exactly* how he is.

[@sebastiancalvey1226]

Yall KNOW The BatFam Be Doing This Shit To FUCK With EVERYone Else

[@ForestX77]

NGL digging this version of Batman’s and Catwomen’s suits.

[@DarkLordDumbledore]

I'm feeling like Superman. I'm SUPER confused XD

[@gamester512]

That's pretty much par for the course when Selina is involved. :P

[@Curlyteacher537]

Superman talking to Nightwing later: Superman: What’s with Batman and that cat burglar? Nightwing: Selena? You didn’t interrupt their weird flirty chase, did you? Superman: Flirting?! That was flirting?! Nightwing: Guess he doesn’t have a date tonight lol Superman: Date?! I really need to stay out of Gotham.

[@jorge111juarez]

oh! that batsuit looks awesome!

[@Presofcamelot64]

Superman: "You're gonna explain wtf just happened right?" Batman: *"Nah"* Superman: **Sigh**

[@zzodysseuszz]

Why do they keep depicting cat woman as a competent fighter that takes on dozens of thugs. Her whole thing was sneaking past people

[@kyleguajardo]

2:28 What artist thought that the artistic direction for Superman should be flat moai?

[@user-yp8sf1pl3l]

The Bat🦇 and The Cat🐈 got some freaky shit going on..

[@porobotboyxxx]

Earth 2 Counterparts.

[@umbrellacorp.]

She knows who is also?!. Well they've been doing this a long time. Now.😏

[@FAGameFA]

Superman: Someday you'll expain all this, right? Batman: She looks good in leather. Superman: ...What? Batman: What?

[@kevinemmers9424]

I’m not going to argue with Batman on that.