Star Wars 90s Toys that Got You Bullied

[@billgates3699]

“Legally you deserve it because you tried to airbrush Darth Maul into your family photos” dammit I’m still laughing.

[@sergioleone3583]

Some of That Junkman's finest material, the "bullied fists rating" vids!!!!

[@thephotoviper]

I bought that answering machine for my buddies birthday the year it came out. He still has it, and it still works...😁

[@ratdroppins]

They put the Episode 1 Phantom Menace logos on and merchandised so much stuff at that time it probably made Gene Simmons blush.

[@stevegallo8483]

Anyone bringing anything Jar Jar Binks to school at that time would end up on the bully beatdown list. Even a Jar Jar Binks action figure.

[@johnbest1978]

What got me popped in the face was I made a promise to my sister to wear a New Kids On The Block button she bought me as a gift. ...so I wore it and you know what happened.

[@bw7449]

@John Best ....well you knew it was coming .lol

[@spiderroach4301]

I had a jar jar hand puppet that I thought was so cool and would always bring to class I dont know how but i avoided a punch in the mouth

[@gooniesgirl1979]

The cellphone I had in ‘99 wasn’t much more high tech than that one. I think every guy my age had a thing for Natalie Portman back then.

[@ThatJunkman]

I ran a Natalie Portman website before she was even in Star Wars so I get it.

[@BigBossMan2000]

@@ThatJunkman She owes you some money than from that mass of Star Wars money.

[@clf7729]

@@ThatJunkman ...that belongs on a beat down list!!

[@cullenhumphrey5292]

Pretty much agree with everything there. leading up to EP1 companies like tiger wanted to cash in on all the collectors that are going to buy like crazy. So, they came up with the cheapest things they could to throw out there. I'll bet the collectors have one if not all of the items you mentioned. as a side note, I don't know if it was regional, but in the mid to late 90s yo-yos were making a comeback for a minute. I recall a lot of duncan yo-yos in the toy sections.

[@tperson8347]

In the early 90s, a few kids in my 2nd grade class were big into them. They had the really expensive yo-yos with the bearings. The yo-yos that could let you sleep forever. :)

[@pinoyamericausmc783]

LOL Darth Dork…😂

[@joebauers3746]

The oppression and silencing/censorship of "bullies" is 90%+ why society is falling to pieces, by design. We need bullies or society is over, pretty much already is...

[@sergioleone3583]

100%! We need to make bullying great again!!!

[@tperson8347]

@@sergioleone3583 Hahah! :) 👍🏻

[@jordil6152]

There still are bullies, you just can't recognize them anymore. Of course a lot of them grow up and get miserable jobs and pull the same crap because when you're miserable you regress to when you last felt alive... which is grade school for a lot of people. Unfortunately, it's not like grade school where you can just challenge a coworker to a brawl in the parking lot. No, it's all psychological and cliquey.

[@bw7449]

anything with Jar Jar on it was automatic 10 pt beatdown .....

[@TheElisaDay]

Yoyos actually made a big comeback in the 90s, usually they lit up and some made noise. C'mon, Junkman, you're supposed to be the toy expert here.

[@ThatJunkman]

But then it’s not funny :)

[@opuscrap4322]

Love the bully beat down lists. :)

[@electrogothpunkx301]

You're so funny Junkman! U cheer me up! 😆

[@stevedenis8292]

The time line is creeping up there waiting for the star wars stuff that gets you ass kicked today. Kids and collector's edition. The flood of Star wars stuff in the 2000's defiantly reminiscent of Space balls marketing gag.

[@jeffstark8449]

I don't even have any cds these days but now I need a Darth maul cd player

[@joshuaross4644]

I remember that Jarjar 3D game on runout at ToysRus in Times Square NY in January 2001 for $1 !!!! 🤣

[@joshuaross4644]

This video title could also be called “Episode 1 bargain bin shit from 99/00”

[@ciscodeer9094]

Well none of this would have happened if you kept those Star Wars toys at home.

[@3.75istheway7]

I actually have that Naboo royal ship in my collection in full size

[@georgetrapp6666]

Not the same thing. That vehicle playset was pretty cool. I liked the sound effects, the blow-apart action, the "engine block" that made different sounds when you reverse it, the elevator for astromechs, etc.

[@kimrice394]

Cloud City side by side. Beat- Down!

[@BigBossMan2000]

Throw an online celebration 🍾 when you hit 30,000 subscribers.

[@ThatJunkman]

We will and giving away a Kenner shuttle

[@BigBossMan2000]

@@ThatJunkman Kenner shuttle? I'm totally there.

[@TheDrpretorious]

It really goes to show you how much crap they put out for phantom menace. I was around and remember that year and the merch and I don’t recognize half of this stuff 😂

[@richcreed4564]

Guess if you didn't use it as a Yoyo, the Federation ship looks cool. 🤔

[@christopherwaldrop5293]

I think some of these were giveaways at Taco Bell because no kid actually wanted them. And like the Taco Bell meals they came with the toys are long gone. But at least the Taco Bell meals were enjoyed.

[@georgetrapp6666]

Taco Bell/Pizza Hut/KFC did promotional toys, some corny, some actually pretty cool. The boxes all fit together to make a puzzle. None of them pictured here are from the restaurants.

[@joshuarasmussen5679]

Dude... the 3 inch scale 3 foot long amadala starship was epic. But your not taking it to school

[@timhall5382]

Toys aren't why you got bullied and beat up partner.

[@ThatJunkman]

This isn’t a video on a case study on why humans bully other people. It’s a stupid silly video about toys.

[@timhall5382]

@@ThatJunkman I heard that! A very stupid video.

[@TonberryOfDoom]

"I'm playing Final Fantasy Adventure on my Gameboy!" "I'm playing Pokemon Blue on my Gameboy!" ""I'm playing Oracle Of Seasons on my Gameboy!" "..I'm playing my tiger electronic star wars game.." "......"

[@matthewboreham205]

i had the tiger armored tank game capture the queen

[@_The_Worst_]

🤔...Yeah, I think I remember some of this happening...👌🏼💯✔️

[@thattshawkeyeguy3343]

I would fight someone to get that Maul discman! And I like to pretend Portman calls me, she's my #2

[@acrodave9287]

The only thing I got from Tiger electronics in the 90s was a Darth Maul set of spy Macrobinoculars which had binocular function and a big stupid radar dish on the top that you flipped up and put ear phones in to 'listen to people's conversations'. All I could hear through them was the traffic in the street outside! Crap. I must have had a drink before I bought them or something. Don't know what happened to them. Don't care. 😂👍

[@dennislogan9836]

This is a funny ass video ( PUNCHED IN THE FACE ) I love it!!! Lmao

[@allanbard6048]

I feel bad for you, Junkman. But the good news is...I never saw any of those. I was an adult collector back when scoring a Captain Panaka was a big deal. Kmart did make me a few bucks off the Darth Maul pocket watch (the one shaped like a probe droid) as I re-sold two(!) total at work. Those were kinda high-end merch, tho. But that JarJar game...will sleep with the lights on tonight. Pure nightmare fuel.

[@tombowling8646]

I saw all the original trilogy movies firsthand when I was a kid. I saw them all within a week of them first hitting the theaters. Honestly, I like the prequel trilogy better. That opinion alone still has me on The Bully Beat-Down List.

[@tperson8347]

Just send me a detailed address and we'll make sure that goes down proper. Now, where do you live? :) hahah!

[@thomasmeyers2565]

Not Darth maul but Darth dork lol 😆 😂

[@TheJohno95]

Who's Jani-Tor? The guy that cleans Skeletor's bathroom up?

[@kevinmelicant9566]

😂😂😂😂

[@captlazer5509]

Under the 400 feet of crap, a few gems from Tiger Electronics. They had a two pack Star Wars blaster Lazer Tag set. How can you hate a Han Solo style blaster that actually does something? Then the bully is into Star Trek. If mint in box set, it fetches $100 or more. Then there is the Naboo fighter vs Droid fighter Lazer Tag, hand held electronic ships that fall apart when hit. I have this! Sorry not sorry, its goofy cool. The Star Wars electronic Battle Ship style game, I would not mind having if in working order. See JM, look past the $4.99 grandma gifts lol

[@3Storms]

In the late 90s the bullies would also use language that would send the modern woke crowd running to their safe-spaces while crying.

[@qwaurk985]

Fingering a battle droid will get you time in some locales.

[@greggiovanni4788]

Jumpman my aunt found a toy from episode 1 I think it's a Anakin Skywalker that comes with a chip so we can talk you remember them I don't remember seeing them

[@thomasmeyers2565]

Thank God I was going into my 30's when this crap came out cause I avoided all this , but as for the beat down ya I can see the young ones getting it with this crap

[@arielfilmsinc1926]

Though not a toy What about the Jar Jar lolipop?

[@nathansmith8613]

CD player didn't look bad actually

[@drexsonaljames8345]

Hey Junkman where are you from that they use to bully kids over toys lol... where I'm from... that was unheard of...kids mainly got bullied for being a wimp and that was mainly it...I would of hated going to your school...I probably would of gotten into a fight everyday 😂

[@gunsrtheanswer]

Those Star Wars toys are so embarrassing. Id rather play with an episode one shampoo bottle.

[@arcturius978analistadelmis6]

Excelen te

[@tperson8347]

I never had any of these, but I did have a tPM R2 & 3PO T-shirt. The jocks would sit and laught and make fun. I don't know why I even bought it, I was 14 years old, I knew better! What the Hell, late 90s self?! :) Thanks for the beat down

[@seanahmed9079]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@necron99.aka-sammyboy92]

Dang..... Junkman is really Into fisting?! Nah.... Jk Junx, I luv yuz buddy. I would like that jar jar 3d boardgame tho. It's well made n looks cool, but yeah, I wouldn't be inviting girls over to play and new friends when I was still a middle schooler or HS. Today u could, have sum retro fun, kind of the irony of with all this tech out there, then u play corny jar jar adventure game. But yeah, if I got most of these things while in the 90's, my peers wouldve clowned me hard.

[@JackieWohlenhaus]

Girls loved my battle droid finger force

[@powerturtlebusters]

Lol

[@Dale_The_Space_Wizard]

I didn't haveany of these items. I think that I was mostly just buying the action figures whan the Phantom Menace came out, so I think I would of safe from any bully beat down fists.

[@jdsrcs8061]

Man that is lame Star Wars crap!!!!🤣🤣🤣 Man Lucas Films had no shame on pumping out this merch!!!

[@jeffdunhamfan-jh4gl]

This is so sad man, go to therapy

[@ThatJunkman]

Again?

[@soldier11m]

That's naboo vibrater

[@mikelofky587]

the 80s sucks and the 90s IS better.