Can You Steal EVERY Item in Oblivion?

[@ThatsCoolDude]

A few additional notes for this one! 1) Weight was an issue and this run consisted of a lot of back and forth between stealing items and stashing them in chests. 2) Timing is key. Stealing from certain places at exact times is super easy and can go without any problems with guards, even in castles. Speaking of keys... 3) A lot of display cases and houses need specific keys to open. Majority of them can be pickpocketed from the owner. 4) I stole every item possible for my specific playthrough. There would be a lot more to steal if I wasn't a member of any guild (guild halls) or a pilgrim (chapels). Speaking of the playthrough... 5) Some places (or containers) can be opened only after/thanks to specific quests, which I either could access (by pickpocketing) or couldn't because I didn't begin a certain quest(line). Console commands could work as well, but that's not as fun. 6) I was surprised as to how many different versions of generic items exist. For Example: 6 different versions of "Tan Jug" 6 different versions of "Planter" 6 different versions of "Bowl" 5 different versions of "Metal Tankard" and others... I noticed this only after I saw everything in chests (which lag out and take way too long to open). It's pretty logical when you think about it, but it never caught my attention when casualy playing the game. 7) Everyone's playthrough should be different as the loot in containers is randomized... but I've (notably, among other generic stuff) collected: Roughly 200 of each plate/bowl/cup/vase/... these things are everywhere. Over 100 skulls, which is alarming... And over 400 hourglasses, which appear more than some types of food... 8) I don't know if Sean the Spider died, I doubt it... he just left one day (in my opinion). Joey the Spider is cool. Cheers!

[@MoonspiritX]

Why not just get the mod that lets you summon a merchant?

[@dancincoolkid]

I noticed all the different versions of clutter when trying to fill up various house mods with stuff that a house should have (like plates, flatware etc) and you're right, there are a TON of slightly different versions of all the kitchenware. Also at least two versions of covered pots, and I still can't tell the difference between them

[@1th_to_comment.]

Joey is cool, but Sean is cooler.

[@jackalottadigawff7560]

New quest objective: Return what was stolen.

[@ThatsCoolDude]

Aw man, dunno if I'm that good guy anymore...

[@jackstrawfromwichita6168]

@@ThatsCoolDude (You never were)

[@1th_to_comment.]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@legate-lanius]

he only does easy challenges 🙏

[@MoonspiritX]

Easy - wait three days.

[@800tet]

The halo theme when you see Skooma in a box. Just absolutely sends me every time. 10/10 with the quality content

[@ThatsCoolDude]

Happy you like it!

[@boldee6637]

The reality that you recorded this feat and then sat down to edit it is mind blowing and alone worth my subscription. Keep up the good work.

[@sirjabbb6547]

i think at least 2 subscribtions. 2nd is on instagram

[@ThatsCoolDude]

Thank you! Happy you like it!

[@riverland1372]

I do not blame you for leaving out books. That would've been a nightmare. 😂😂

[@ThatsCoolDude]

A headache atleast!

[@woodpigeon7776]

This was my whole game strategy lol . That little bottle clinking sound still gives me hella dopamine

[@ThatsCoolDude]

Loot goblins ftw

[@clankbeast482]

can't stop laughing at the way you vacuum up all the food off the table like kirby

[@sirjabbb6547]

This video is like a bottle of fine liquor. Second half is getting so much better... Ah what a shame it has to end

[@ThatsCoolDude]

Awww

[@teaboy9614]

more like a bottle of skooma

[@DarkQuill]

Not quite stealing, but I used to collect skulls in Oblivion. I would take them all to the spooky basement in Benirus Manor and dump them there, one by one, and create giant mountains of skulls. To my dismay, there is an object limit in Olbivion, and old skulls were eventually being replaced by newer ones, so it was not possible to have the entire floor covered in skulls. Sad times.

[@ThatsCoolDude]

I know, the game does this to not completely crash all the time...

[@HappyBeezerStudios]

Khorne accepted the offering

[@springheeljak145]

On one playthrough, Hieronymous Lex was standing right there when the Gray Fox renounced the Cowl

[@ThatsCoolDude]

Now that is Oblivion at its finest!

[@onyxarden9557]

Megamind Dude has some deep pockets to carry all of the stolen loot, or maybe skooma just gives so much strength. Great video as always!

[@sirjabbb6547]

skooma is great

[@ThatsCoolDude]

Happy you like it! It's the skooma.

[@thebard5019]

@@ThatsCoolDude mmmmmmm skooma

[@Lillian2167]

I wonder what the NPCs think when the player suddenly runs up to them and then just ragdolls in front of them after the skooma wears off. X''D

[@ThatsCoolDude]

"oh, it's this guy again, this is normal"

[@cindermagus]

I honestly cannot imagine the amount of hours this would have taken you 😂 COMMITMENT

[@ThatsCoolDude]

Yeah, it took a few.......

[@keamu8580]

@@ThatsCoolDude You're like my spirit animal. this is how I played Morrowind, Oblivion, and Skyrim. This play style eventually results in a save file so large that it breaks the game and corrupts it. I've never beaten any of those games for that reason. Additionally, in Oblivion and Skyrim, common loot on shelves in people's houses and inside containers RESPAWNS every certain number of days ranging from 3 to 30. I really would like to have a mod that shuts that off, so I can ACTUALLY steal everything and leave the world a barren wasteland of poverty and want.

[@scream_cry]

@@ThatsCoolDude i can't help but wonder how many hours of Oblivion in general you have on steam that'd be a record to aim for

[@FranNyan]

For some reason the devs never considered that people might multiclass and do all the guilds. Between the "...so I steal my own staff, gotcha." and Mannimarco having no defence from a good ole sneak attack shank, it's like they've never even met a gamer. Also man, the lengths that megaskoomadude has to go through to pay for his addiction, I tell ya~ (also I'm kinda surprised you didn't just drop everything instead of stashing it. Would be more in character to just toss things everywhere after all :)

[@ThatsCoolDude]

I thought about tossing them out, but I didn't want them to despawn. It tends to happen....

[@FranNyan]

@@ThatsCoolDude Huh, really? Haven't run into that issue yet. (or more likely just never noticed TBH. Stuff stayed around long enough for me to fast travel back to town, dump my inventory and travel back, which is about all I ever cared about.) Then again, with all your NPC teleporting/despawning issues, you may just have the Cursed Edition.

[@HappyBeezerStudios]

The mages guild part of the thieves guild quest is also incredibly buggy. But yes, there should be a dialogue option explaining that you are the arch-mage and can just tell the other mages of the theft, without stealing anything.

[@badrat484]

Nothing makes my day better like more weird content about my favorite game

[@ThatsCoolDude]

Happy to hear!

[@katietaylor8314]

I'm amazed Sir FallsDownALot never became over-encumbered! At least now he's got all that food and booze (and skooma) he can throw one hell of a party.

[@ThatsCoolDude]

He did, I had to run back and forth (sometimes with skooma to get higher carry weight and even be able to move) to stash stuff in chests so he could continue, didn't put it in the video as it was a tedious and not an entertaining part of this venture!

[@katietaylor8314]

@@ThatsCoolDude Ah, I wondered. If only we could edit out the boring bits of real life! Waiting for the bus? Skip it. Stuck in a line at the supermarket? Skip it.

[@HappyBeezerStudios]

@@ThatsCoolDude don't pull our legs, as if anyone would need any reason for skooma.

[@SuperSkyhorse]

I admire your bottomless patience and limitless commitment. I would have done this only if I got paid like 20$ per hour.

[@GrahamJyc1]

5:57 That would be legit scary! You go to bed with everything normal and then when you wake up everything in your house is gone. 😳

[@ThatsCoolDude]

Just a normal day in Cyrodiil

[@lsswappedcessna]

can't have shit in detroit

[@lemmesleep8566]

I can't tell if you're mad or really, really persistent but man, I'm loving it. Definitely worth the wait!🔥

[@lucas_e_jones]

Why not both?

[@ThatsCoolDude]

Probably both... Yeah

[@barkbuck5521]

My first complete playthrough involved RPing a mage as a front to get around to do thievery. It was incredibly funny stealing from myself but sadly made being Arch Mage feel even less important than it already was.

[@DesAstora]

You have also stolen our hearts. Loved the video! Keep up the good work!

[@ThatsCoolDude]

Will do! Happy you like it!

[@heartsthekitteh6239]

@@ThatsCoolDude You should have said "here, have your heart back"

[@1th_to_comment.]

@@ThatsCoolDude can I have my heart back? It hurts without it...

[@HappyBeezerStudios]

"You trapped my soul, you broke my law. I think you're a thief cause you stole my heart. Stole my heart, trapped my soul. Trapped my soul like Azura's Star"

[@kakashiuzumaki8541]

creating content by doing pointless stuff in oblivion and delivering it as entertaining as possible is just pure art! This is pure art! Love it! Pls keep delivering those banger oblivion videos!

[@ThatsCoolDude]

Happy you like it! There's beauty in ordinary stuff!

[@sandracedillo8088]

My first two questions while commercials were playing was “how high would your bounty be?” And “wouldn’t you become over-encumbered?”

[@ThatsCoolDude]

When noone catches you and you steal in the best times you get no bounty. Once they see you and you run for it it all depends on the value of those stolen items, generally speaking you it wouldn't get so high since the majority of stuff has almost zero value... I got to the limit of what I could carry a lot, so I just went back and forth between stealing and storing stuff in chests!

[@jonmcknight18]

I just imagine all the npcs coming home and wondered where everything everything except there books went

[@beemercy524]

For future runs bc I just learned this myself, when taking things and selecting how many you want/if you want to take them, the arrow keys work as well as the mouse does

[@troydanable]

Dude I just learnt this too, very handy

[@ThatsCoolDude]

Handy!

[@baliorne]

Love the quest where you steal from yourself, very immersive indeed.

[@ThatsCoolDude]

Oblivion at its finest!

[@abbiem3231]

This has the same energy as those tidying up videos, just more hilarious and chaotic.

[@ThatsCoolDude]

Who would want to tidy up when you can choose *chaos* amirite

[@Fluffy-Rose1993]

You've stolen our things and our hearts.

[@ThatsCoolDude]

[@hoddtoward]

hippity hoppity you took their property

[@paigemartin7960]

This guy stole enough cups, plates, silverware and goblets to open up a Homegoods in Solitude

[@ThatsCoolDude]

"what are your wares?" "Yes"

[@owenw.1643]

youre such an underrated channel i love your editing

[@ThatsCoolDude]

I luv u

[@benjaminharmon6541]

This was really well edited and paced! Keep up the great stuff man!

[@ThatsCoolDude]

Will do! Happy you like it!

[@przemysawkwiatkowski5625]

Broooo these 2 weeks felt like eternity Thanks SIthis you're back

[@sirjabbb6547]

2 weeks on youtube are like 2 hours irl. relax

[@ThatsCoolDude]

[@brantnuttall]

19:13 I love this dialogue. Yes, maybe fate will be kind............... rofl

[@michaelrosenstock9187]

OH GOD YOU DIDN'T USE A CONTROLLER YOU MADMAN, that would have saved you like 50% of the time

[@ThatsCoolDude]

:)

[@4D0R1NGF4N]

Your characters faces are so nostalgic to me. I love it!

[@ThatsCoolDude]

[@PrinceSheogorath]

You should snort the skooma, makes the effects 2x better, better idea, steal every cheese wheel and deliver then to Sheogorath

[@shelbycoffey7441]

Yay! New nonsensical Oblivion content. Just what my boring Sunday needed lol

[@insertusername9755]

No pickpocketing :( but quicksaving and -loading 50 billion times is an essential thief experience :p

[@Br0kenMask]

You will always remember, you left those books "meh meh, it's a bit annoying so I exclude this from my CHALLENGE"

[@averynelson1186]

This game has an insane amount of food and wine... Especially the wine... Especially compared to Skyrim

[@ThatsCoolDude]

So much wine........

[@jodo4ever366]

Damn so worth the wait as you cannot rush Perfection i loved the ending segment music with showing how minimalistic the people live and how much they cherish knowlegde in books. Great Vid as aswell the raid crew pulled off the biggest raid

[@ThatsCoolDude]

Quality > quantity! Happy you enjoyed the vid!

[@LadyScriben]

Armand Christophe and S'krivva have special arrangements with the guards and judges throughout Cyrodiil. They can make all your outstanding warrants go away, for only half the price of the fines

[@Meteorlink]

You did it. You inadvertently stopped the grey fox from ever stealing again

[@ThatsCoolDude]

They can't steal when there's nothing TO steal...

[@andrewkelley9405]

actual madlad.

[@aproapemasini6066]

On my last run I was all in on strength and endurance but stealing everything was pretty lit. Even with heavy armor, you only have to take out your boots and you're good to go. Had an detect life helmet, the skeleton key and off I went. I also had over 750 encumbrance so I could leave with a few houses worth of stuff in one run. I robbed entire Bruma in 2 nights, except for the Castle. My only limitation was time. I even couldn't be bothered ot leave the Escutcheon of Chorol at home, I just went and robbed with it.

[@vossfam623]

I think I've watched this one 20 times now 😅 why find new videos when I can rewatch TCD over and over and be happy ❤you're the coolest!

[@ThatsCoolDude]

Happy you like it! You're the coolest!

[@jessclark9725]

I once created a Great Library of every single book in the game, can confirm that the book rule change is valid, necessary for the completion of this challenge.

[@serlistogiette4168]

The one time I did a stealth build in oblivion it went terrible. I was like 75% chameleon IN THE DARKEST CORNER of the room but if I even stepped one inch around the corner I got detected. Like it's so damn hard in Oblivion. Kinda like in fallout how it's hard. It's really weird. It also seems guilds and factions really need background checks of some sort in the Elder Scrolls....

[@cerealkiller468]

R.I.P. Sean 🕷

[@ThatsCoolDude]

:(

[@musicalchild5338]

3:30 man I haven't eaten in three days, at least I can read!

[@ThatsCoolDude]

They have to have priorities.

[@dazcarrr]

I wonder how much money you could get if you sold all of the things

[@ThatsCoolDude]

I think that it wouldn't be as much as it seems to look like... A lot of thos items have zero value or just very very low value, there's a lot of them tho!

[@TheTacosKey]

I miss the raid crew We will remember you adoring fan

[@ThatsCoolDude]

The Raid Crew always returns

[@michelleleko5330]

You must be the benighted bandit for you take everything but books!

[@ThatsCoolDude]

Education is important.

[@MeJustMe101]

Then a guard pops up behind you: you're the gray fox? You're under arrest for, for all kinds of stuff. You're wanted dead or alive, I'm choosing dead. *resist arrest* I'll make captain for this.

[@winerblu]

This is actually oddly satisfying

[@ThatsCoolDude]

Happy to hear!

[@dr.monopoly]

The real ultimate heist

[@talone49]

You chose the perfect stealing everything montage music I must say.

[@ThatsCoolDude]

Happy you like it!

[@KyleWilson96]

Fun fact: “spring heel jack” is a reference to the person in real life

[@katapow99]

how every kleptomaniac player wants to play

[@novakato2438]

Garrett from Thief games will be proud

[@andrewpf91]

that chest was worth it reminds me of my overflow bags in Morrowind except I would have to find a new home owner to murder every time one appeared.

[@Daisieheart]

there's a mod that lets you press R to take all and it works for books too such a great mod

[@ThatsCoolDude]

Would help me a lot amirite

[@akechijubeimitsuhide]

I'm convinced the entire population of Oblivion is on skooma 24/7.

[@ThatsCoolDude]

It's very possible!

[@sayuki00]

Npc’s when they wake up and look around: … it must have been the wind…

[@TektoniusPrime]

Can't imagine the number of times you pressed the spacebar

[@sirjabbb6547]

or any other key

[@ThatsCoolDude]

Yes

[@iceC11H15NO2]

It always makes my day when i see you upload keep up the great work

[@ThatsCoolDude]

Happy to hear!

[@migjordanpayawal7856]

So satisfying. I love hoarder runs in Bethesda games.

[@ThatsCoolDude]

Love to take stuff!

[@AnUnknower]

Oblivion speedrun "Kleptomania%", honestly at this point I want to know how much time you dedicated to this save file

[@ThatsCoolDude]

Yes :)

[@LexusLFA554]

I love your Skooma character. Can you actually color him blue from the start as part of the character creation menu?

[@katietaylor8314]

Yes you can! You can use the colour sliders to make your character all sorts of ridiculous shades. One of my last playthroughs was as an orc with neon pink hair.

[@lsswappedcessna]

@@katietaylor8314 lol the yass-orc

[@RandomCollector30]

Funnily enough, I always try to collect one of every book in Skyrim on all of my playthroughs, however fully understand why you wouldn't want to do that.

[@ThatsCoolDude]

Books are fine to collect... Just not ALL OF THEM...

[@krazykalen8310]

Legend has it that the stealing in this video was the beginning of his crippling arthritis.

[@ThatsCoolDude]

:))

[@krazykalen8310]

@@ThatsCoolDude :))

[@thedrifter2790]

Now that is an enthralling title! I am so excited!

[@doverboy1]

At the point where he steals everything, he would be far notorious than grayfox, waaay too far.

[@ThatsCoolDude]

he already is :)

[@mollydarling1993]

4:42 homie interrupted the Sintav family reunion

[@ThatsCoolDude]

A mans gotta do what a mans gotta do....

[@Jostyy]

Cool, now pickpocket everyone until they're buttass neked

[@wearytaco1641]

This just in (one year ago): man plays normal Elder Scrolls playthrough.

[@Garius-yq9js]

You need to take every item in the all world and sell it

[@madddd1]

It is strangely mesmerising.

[@yennnn9]

Some random guy who lives in imperial city: What a beautiful day outside, I'll go for a walk today "Returns home" - Bro wtf......

[@Yes-os6tv]

alt title: hovering up every item in everyone's house

[@bucko2356]

RIP Sean the spider, he was the best spider we could have ever known. He will not be forgotten

[@ThatsCoolDude]

May he make webs in spider heaven.

[@anonopossum]

i was hoping for a count of all the items you stole at the end

[@GhostShiroyama]

That'sCoolDude: "*sings* I love stealing. I love taking things..."

[@ThatsCoolDude]

It's like being Creed from The Office... Just love taking stuff...

[@seneca4134]

4:42 if you're looking for books Don't worry they are all still there

[@psivampire13]

I did this in Skyrim. (All places marked on the map) It took forever.

[@ThatsCoolDude]

Ikr

[@psivampire13]

@@ThatsCoolDude I also later on did a “kill everyone possible” on the same character. I have over 3,000 hours on that one. I will admit though, that I used a cheat weight ring to have basically unlimited carry weight. And I organized everything I stole. Trash in one chest. Weapons in one. Ingredients in one. And so on.

[@nathanwinters2400]

This... is pretty much how I played Divinity Original Sin 1 and 2. I'm a loot goblin, I will hoard hundreds of potions that I shall NEVER use, even when in dire danger of dying! Food? Wine? AMBIANCE DECOR! Random armor no matter the quality? I now have an ARMORY! :D I turn every base I get into a dragon hoard lol

[@ThatsCoolDude]

I usually don't use items either and just stack them in chests like a collector of sorts... It's probably not the best way to play games...

[@nathanwinters2400]

@@ThatsCoolDude Probably not but I prefer collecting to finding skips everywhere possible. Heck I set up a kitchen for the Thieves Guild in Skyrim since I had so much food xD

[@MephistonCalistarius]

Not even Salmo was save😭 he makes the best sweetrolls tho so I can get that you took them all. Jokes aside, this is amazing. I can see people coming home to just books and be like " hmmm.. guess I only had books."

[@ThatsCoolDude]

Happy you like it! I'd be recording to this day if I had to take the books...

[@NappyRB]

Dude literally stole the gray foxes food while he was eating it not going to lie that had me going

[@ThatsCoolDude]

I really deserved the Cowl more than he did!

[@earmunchermuncher7639]

What an honorable goal

[@HPfan9097]

After only watching 5 mins of the video you now have a new subscriber. Congrats 😁

[@forgettable8300]

The buzz buzz orc was always a favorite cause i always just punch him xD

[@ThatsCoolDude]

He's a d**k

[@forgettable8300]

@@ThatsCoolDude right dude is such a prick xD

[@blackzero786]

Stealing all the food on the table only to turn them into potions was always fun.

[@ThatsCoolDude]

True!

[@raaby7236]

Is that a sped up version of "Dream Island Obsessional Park" during the beginning of the Bravil segment?

[@frantisekvrana3902]

In Morrowind, you could grab books without reading them by having your inventory open and just clicking them. Too bad you can't do that in later games.

[@ThatsCoolDude]

That would be wayyy faster ngl

[@Sargeras147]

i dont want to be the guard that will forfeit all the stolen good you have.

[@ThatsCoolDude]

He better get a raise...

[@NoraTSS2077]

The c*m joke never gets old lol

[@ThatsCoolDude]

Just like the c*m.

[@springheeljak145]

Hey, my boots!

[@ThatsCoolDude]

Sowwy

[@daskampffredchen]

After you stole all the food you should duplicate some Poisoned Apples and spread them across the cities

[@eddiebendigo7317]

Raid Crew: The Ultimate Raid

[@ThatsCoolDude]

The Raid Crew: The Ultimate Heist Ultimate Raid Crew... Raid.