The 10 Funniest Bible Verses | The Catholic Talk Show

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I pray for Fr. Rich and cant wait for his return. That being said, you guys have done a phenomenal job at churning out great content in his absence. I’ve been in RCIA for almost a year now, and The Catholic Talk show has helped me grow in my knowledge of The Church and her wonderful teachings as well as brought great entertainment through topics like this video. Thank you!

[@larrywells5908]

Prayers for Jen. I'm sending my love to y'all and you all are in my prayers.

[@spencermackel7800]

The funniest passage from the Bible for me is when Elijah challenges Jezebel and Israel’s prophets of Ba’al. When the prophets begin their sacrifice to try to summon their god’s power and nothing happens, Elijah begins mocking them. “Call louder, for he is a god; he may be busy doing his business, or may be on a journey. Perhaps he is asleep and must be awakened.” Just love the humor in Elijah’s taunting which also shows the confidence in the power of the true God. Praying for your wife Ryan.❤

[@jim-baron]

Another funny one is Tobit 8: 8-12, where Tobias and Sarah are wedded and praying, but her father digs a grave for Tobias, figuring he won’t last, like all the previous suitors.

[@angelaaranha5696]

laughter is the best medecine,🤩😇😇

[@thecatholicwoodworker]

Thank you Gentlemen!! Great show as always. I appreciate the sense of humor, too. Keep up the great work.

[@elizabethcronin3074]

Fr. Rich- come back quick! The guys have gotten into something funky!

[@megpatricia3161]

I shouldn't have watched this while on the elliptical; I was laughing so hard, I almost fell off🤣🤣 Lotta laughs with my cardio today 👌🙌

[@cheriereynolds966]

Can we PLEEEEAAASSSE get an update on Father Rich?!? Just an indication he’s still planning on coming back?? 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

[@anitavaughn1968]

Please!!!!!

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Need special prayers for my wife and me, thank you 🙏🏼

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Prayers for your sweet wife ❤

[@SF-ks9ip]

God bless you both for bringing this show to us!

[@Jackie-ow9pt]

What a funny show. You guys are making me cry.😂

[@joantaylor3168]

John 1:46 gets my vote!

[@deborahrodriguez8506]

I pray for Fr. Rich. Great show guys.

[@jim-baron]

I like John 21:21. After Jesus signals that Peter will die by crucifixion, he acknowledges John and asks, “Lord, what about this guy?”

[@Lorraine-m9l]

God keep the Veterans safe

[@reginaihernandez8901]

Thank you for sharing.

[@sigurdholbarki8268]

I'd heard that the man who slipped out of his clothes and ran off naked was no less than St John himself, which makes it even more humorous. I also love the way he brags about running faster

[@reneebennett643]

I enjoy this show and per this episode, I have one that makes me laugh. In the St Joseph Edition, NCB, 1 Kings, 16:11 “As soon as he began to reign, he struck down all of Baasha’s household. He did not leave a single person who pees against the wall, whether he be one of his relatives or one of his friends.” Maybe it’s just funny to me because I’m a woman. I didn’t expect to see these words written 😅 Much love, and blessings❤

[@gome0828]

I'm just hanging around for 2 kings 2: 23-24. That is my favorite.

[@THEmightyQUINN777]

I want to see the picture of the girl with teeth like weeds 😂 God bless you and this ministry!

[@DudeNamedBill]

23:11 The bread gets infused with aroma like hickory smoked bacon. Mmm, basking in the ambience. I feel so bad for Ezekiel now. Poor guy.

[@angelaaranha5696]

He who laughs last laughs longest?!!🤣😂🤣

[@woofer77]

I like the last words of the book of Jonah. "And many cattle." Like, God saved all of the people of Ninevah, but the writer had to add that there were many cattle, too. Lol

[@joannc147]

True! And I find Jonah to be rather amusing as well….directed to go east, he promptly booked passage on a boat going as far west as he could.🤷🏻‍♀

[@audreymarsh5090]

God as a toddler dad is most visible in Jonah, too. “No no, buddy, let’s go over here. …Ok, let’s take some time to calm down and we’ll try again, ok? I’ll even give you a special fishy ride! …Ok, you’re upset and just want to pout? That’s ok, buddy, here’s your special tree to keep you company.” 😅

[@joannc147]

@@audreymarsh5090 you make a good argument there…and gave me a chuckle too👍🏻

[@patriciaflynn5930]

Great episode! - and just when everyone's ready for a good laugh.

[@jim-baron]

John 13: 9-10; Peter: “Well, while you’re at it, also wash my hands and my head.” Jesus: “No, just the feet.”

[@reneebennett643]

Hehe!

[@ElizabethBoldy-ks3iw]

I agree Tobit is best.

[@pattyedwards8218]

I love the humanity of St Paul 😂

[@lguevara586]

I think many scholars agree that the naked man was the author himself.

[@janeyount8412]

I believe that's correct.

[@lguevara586]

@janeyount8412 👍🙂

[@IlluminosaImmortalis]

I heard a theory that Naked Tim was actually Mark, the author of said gospel. There were good reasons for the Biblical theory so it seems possible to me. I'd encourage anyone to look into it!

[@mash9537]

I've also heard this theory, and i agree, it seems very possible that it was Mark

[@audreymarsh5090]

I was just coming to include this 😂

[@lguevara586]

Laughing loudly at, "I'm on a diet." 😂😂😂

[@michaelburke6011]

Surprised you didn't cite Book of Tobit and getting bird poop in the eye...

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You guys and your show is good

[@duyhuynh2008]

If not already posted, here you go… And the angel said to him, Stop hitting yourself! But he could not stop, for the angel was hitting him, with his own hands.

[@tonyslupe3828]

Paul did not believe in punctuation

[@CatholicTalkShow]

No he certainly did not

[@Mechelle3F]

The naked kid was Mark.

[@tonyslupe3828]

Need a priest for this. We might need an exorcism after this.

[@vinciblegaming6817]

Matthew 15:17 better be in here

[@lorrainefolkes4908]

The Bible is not intersectional of Divinity and Humanity. Enjoyed the show. I followed in my Bible as you quoted.

[@jacobbeyer1800]

How about that rebel Jesus cursing at a fig tree? 🤭

[@19100223]

Salaam and his donkey

[@jrobert]

Chief Wahoo!

[@chrisrussell6018]

I have to put in 1 kings 12:10. “My little finger is thicker than my father’s loins” I’m still laughing at that one since I found it. Also I think sirach 26:12 is a funny one.

[@rosebellaonyango8395]

Where did Fr. Rch Pagano go?

[@jim-baron]

11:20 👍

[@JamesGoetzke]

So Elijah says to the followers of Baal "Where is your god now? He must be sleeping?". They are waiting for the fire to start and Elijah hits them with cold sarcasm. Or Aaron telling Moses... paraphrased..."We just threw or jewelry and vessels into the fire and out popped this cow!". Just a lame excuse from Aaron. Not a lot of humor in the Bible but there are reasons for that. Humor and jokes are products of particular societies and the times. I recently read a once popular joke book from 1881. I understood only one joke. Seinfeld will no doubt perplex people in the future and not be understood. Johnny Carson shows now seem incomprehensible to this generation. Some comedy ages well.. such as slapstick. Say Chaplin or the Three Stooges.

[@rosemarybai-douglas2234]

Hosea 3:1. And the LORD said to me, ‘Go again, love a woman who is loved by another man and is an adulteress, even as the LORD loves the children of Israel, though they turn to other gods and love cakes of raisins.’” ( Raisin cakes? What about a blue berry muffin? Caked raisins pressed together was sometimes considered a luxury) Sirach. 42: 12 Do not look upon any one for beauty, and do not sit in the midst of women; 13 for from garments comes the moth, and from a woman comes woman’s wickedness. 14 Better is the wickedness of a man than a woman who does good; and it is a woman who brings shame and disgrace. ( Wow, Sirach sorry that you had such a bad experience) 1 Samuel 2:5 Hannah’s Song of Thanksgiving. Those who were full hire themselves out for bread, But those who were hungry cease to be hungry. Even the infertile woman gives birth to seven, But she who has many children languishes. ( Good for Hannah, but this makes me laugh. I have had 6 children and I was not sitting around languishing for more.)

[@carolynjones394]

Gosh, Ryan and Ryan, I love you guys, but this show? Sounds like middle school boys in the lunchroom. Maybe I will finish it later, but this isn't the message I needed today.