The 10 Hypixel Commandments

[@Dragoon45]

Download FarmVille 3 today: mtchm.de/cmmnm I dare you ( :

[@hezekiahsotor2128]

First

[@ItsNoxL]

I shall not

[@Guy_Sandler]

2nd

[@ploosh9870]

Ok

[@IdtSo2]

Lmao

[@glowinninja]

12th bonus commandment: Dragoon must upload more the punishment is to not beat any race in skypixel hyblock

[@monkeynewt]

Did anyone else notice that grandma had to eat the pixels with a tiny spoon? The punishment for hacking is you have to use tiny spoons the rest of your life. Very suspicious grandma...

[@Inf3rnoDrag0n]

Timestamp

[@thetherthe913]

@@Inf3rnoDrag0n 8:14

[@jelly_swoosh]

it's not a mistake✨it's a masterpiece✨

[@welpthatsucks7845]

Its not a masterpiece , 💫its a mistake💫

[@Xacharyjsjbswa]

@@jelly_swoosh BRUH

[@tocko73]

I'm guessing the reason why your 0 second race didn't beat his 0 second race is because of the UUID number. Every minecraft account has a UUID number, and in the case of the pit, that it what is used to break ties. I'm guessing its the same thing in this case

[@ThePharaqh]

pit leaderboard moment 💀

[@mortismain6719]

shoutouts to pitfall

[@ThePharaqh]

@@mortismain6719 bruh everyone knows that

[@raposaarvorelua4099]

Good guess, but I don't think it's true. See Dragoons score went above other 0s but not all at once, it took multiple attempts to beat them.

[@malumy]

The problem just is, it's not entirely sorted by UUID: xpopsicle - 78d5b218a8ae4691857f964ff1427f33 dragoanian45 - 1ca32a9025ac4fe4a758434fd7c0fb89 KillZoneAkel - 1d419db3033f4b6eb95c43ef3dc9682f Truncateclamp53 - 26a99591714e4dd0b1befc9efefceef6 shawdowgamerz - c463a8b4a57b4f338b619c90d1ca6d08 M4RT1NYT - c9647a280bdc4187bf1ad96fafc663fa Dark_Ninja1 - d6c99cbb5caf4db1af024db613b8241f 78d5... should not come before 1ca3... Considering they are not using ticks to measure the time but an internal timer, which could measure it to the nano second (System.nanoTime()), it could take a long time before getting first place randomly

[@MythicalWiseNab]

The Fact That You Made a Video About The Hypixel Commandments Means That You Broke One

[@leopardian]

The true number one rule of hypixel is don’t talk about hypixel

[@wedogameshere]

4:45 as a sky lock player myself, this is EXTREMELY accurate

[@aussywizard20kping_98]

Dragoon: Don't scam *Breaking news, scamming has dropped to 0% in hypixel skyblock, over to you xXCrazygirl420Xx*

[@Cbcbbcbcbc]

Who needs sleep when we have this masterpiece

[@joko2882]

Who sleep around this time

[@Cbcbbcbcbc]

@@joko2882 I was sleeping

[@jjverse_9737]

@@joko2882 I’m in Australia so It’s time to go to sleep

[@acekechi]

Agreed

[@joko2882]

@@jjverse_9737 how do you sleep upside down? Also, i'm in Europe, to explain stuff.

[@ItsNoxL]

Honestly, my favorite condiment is mustard, but ketchup is also pretty fine

[@popaso8282]

Nice me too

[@whirrrl]

your opinion is invalid because ketchup is atop all

[@PokeCube_]

The definition of condiment is: a substance such as salt or ketchup that is used to add flavor to food Therefore, anything with flavor is a condiment, so my favorite condiment is dark chocolate (not milk chocolate, that's not even real chocolate)

[@Lechampion3]

I prefer just gringing a block of cheese on my hamburgers

[@Lechampion3]

*grinding*

[@somecuber1228]

I love Dragoon’s videos because of the high quality, humour and accent. Mostly because of the accent though

[@dankboi987]

Imagine not being Australian

[@exertations]

My favorite condiment is the ketchup on the McDonald's cheeseburger, that shit hits different

[@joyjellyface4231]

Spicy brown mustard, stone ground, the closer to straight mustard seeds in a slimy vinegar mixture, the better.

[@Imonlyalienafterall]

Indeed.

[@sb_Blank]

Les gooooooo dragoon is great and makes amazing content

[@rtemper]

legit the only mc youtuber who would use marriage of figaro and toccata and fuge in their video

[@pratyushthapa8111]

0:47 "This time I'll beat the hackers"(is using beatboxes to build)

[@calebblaze1313]

My favorite condiment is barbeque sauce I know it's not mainstream but you can just use it like ketchup and it makes burgers and hotdogs taste like barbeque burgers and hotdogs

[@strangeanimations2518]

1:28 I’m not even kidding when I say I was literally eating with a small spoon while I watched this BRUH

[@jkf114]

0:11 i can't fucking believe I fell for that

[@baconboy4217]

R.I.P Technoblade

[@arctica2792]

Staying up till midnight to watch my fellow vegimite snorting wombat brotha

[@kkidude8441]

You forgot Grinch Simulator is an allowed game to play on Hypixel.

[@sam1898]

the secret, invisible mecha-sauce

[@Tabithyr]

Theory: Dragoon is Technoblade Reasons: 1. He made a video about him possibly being dream to distract us 2. they both play hypixel skyblock 3.Australia is not a real country, you are an American with a funny voice 4. They both have similar content 5. Pizza rolls.

[@aussywizard20kping_98]

Lol

[@PixelFHD1]

6. Concrete, how did you miss that

[@Tabithyr]

@@PixelFHD1 what?

[@quickgmoney1239]

mustard for many reasons, it goes on fries, usually burgers, and always the long dogs, the ones you eat.

[@NullDarkstar]

"Having even less of a social life than before" So nothing changes

[@letti4285]

Quick honey, Dragoon posted another hypixel video

[@kaivanvelden4047]

10:00 I like to pour them all into a bucked mix it then just pit water on my food you should try it!

[@williamriisager8994]

The best condiment is the blood of Bunnings Warehouse

[@Normalriver]

I'm watching this at 5:21 a.m. with zero sleep whatsoever

[@loading2431]

Average dragoon viewer

[@pinak7854]

Personally, I prefer squeezing juice out of jalapenos and pouring that on all my food

[@yosefzanerva806]

My favorite condiment is the Vine Boom sound effect. Unbeatable.

[@Lechampion3]

Liquid uranium and wiskey both numb the pain of life but uranium does it permanently

[@inkfoxy6284]

Does anyone know the name of the song playing in the background at 3:48 ?

[@Kuartle]

5:36 "speebridge"

[@CaTaB_]

I know the answer for the outro but the commandments are soo good that i wont answer it to follow them.

[@mikuflipphone]

i kinda thought the farmville sponsor was a bit for a second

[@imbananadoodle1506]

After careful consideration i have decided to hack a large corporation... dragoon's youtube channel. You will be getting an email about your cars extended warranty

[@Okami_HD]

4:24 I’m no gemotrist, but that’s a triangle

[@jadenyen]

Thou shall not speak in a manner that shames another publicly

[@sappyclamp]

10:00 Definitely mustard @Dragoon

[@mrcheesegh879]

6:26 a small price to pay for the hypixel pit

[@thedoggoboi1979]

Ketchup is that tastiest condiment and if you say otherwise you're lying to yourself

[@Regocike]

Mayo is mouth lubricant therefor its the best

[@yanikkendler]

the squidkid potato war joke is a comedic masterpiece

[@impractically728]

4:46 I feel called out...

[@robvot8075]

The tastiest condiment is the pixels that dragoon grandma eated

[@Lechampion3]

I much prefer grinding a giant block of cheese on my hamburgers

[@By-dt3zs]

So, if I hack, I can only use small spoons now? JOKES ON YOU, I DON'T EAT WITH SPOONS

[@LooftXD]

8:28 u spelled "infinity" wrong it says "inity". Just pointing out so u know XD luv ur vids :D

[@T1Ledlie]

5:58 Cops and Crims is good

[@onetrain7336]

I might be wrong but is the outro song The Carolean's Prayer? I just felt like I recognized it

[@potatotomato6742]

i cant belive i have been told i have even less social life from dragoon

[@zman9939]

In one of your last video how did you get your Duck Mask, I farmed for 2 hrs

[@lareon12]

the german version of mustar like its sweet and u eat with pretzel and weißwurscht

[@EZClip]

The best condiment is the blood of those who don't follow the commandments

[@Ok-ck6pz]

Hey dragoon why the Bhutan flag during the whole faction fighting for the sugarcane industry

[@raddle8516]

6:05 *gasp* IS THAT A SPELLING ERROR???? I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS! HOW COULD YOU?!??!

[@raddle8516]

I need friends.

[@ClipsYT01]

5:37 And i dont even know how to speebridge

[@lartts7483]

Dragoon?? More like BASEDRAGOON

[@Pikayoshgamer]

The experience bottle splash attack? He he can’t block it? It does get blocked? Sounds a bit like a JOJOS REFERENCE

[@aeneamacaulay9514]

the best condiment is the best condiment

[@owenbridgers]

I know this video is a year old but you made a typo at 5:36 and said "speebridge" That physically pains me.

[@Ray.6406]

Most ketchups are better than most mayos but there's some mayos that are above everything else, so if you're going for brand specific ratings then mayo but if you're gong for average condiment ratings then ketchup

[@reciprocally4616]

i like Ketchup pls "Catch Up" on ur videos schedule swag

[@takecontrol9413]

saucy sauce is the best... you just cant deny it

[@Marrzzy]

Best ad transition ever

[@richardlain-smith4471]

Dragoon, why are you in denial? You truly believe that you are Ryan’s toy reviews? Denial is a sin. You need to understand. Y’roue not Ryan. You cannot stand up to his true might. Believe in y’roue own skill but accept that you cannot become as great as he. Thou shalt not enter denial is the eleventh commandment.

[@Kora_Bronze]

Mix everything to get the omega condiment and eat it to gain the power of a god

[@cylandar]

YES

[@DarkShard5728]

mustard and marshmello cream muxed together is the best condiment

[@xavierthex-man2010]

Amazing video Dragoooooon

[@dread5618]

Spicy brown mustard and ketchup togerther

[@bacon4953]

you can rob simon hypixel in murder mystery and I won’t tell you how

[@EndergamerEndergamer]

Parkour in the hub had me dying

[@skrrrttt999]

what is name of music in 4:05?

[@coolhwipconag5770]

Found it in reccomended 14 mins after the video was released

[@alanmonke]

I think the best condiment is no condiment as its a way to pay respects to the maker of the food

[@sainsburies3715]

jokes on you. i already only use small spoons

[@Watermeloncat1710]

Best condiment is Chick-fil-A’s honey roasted barbecue

[@iammassive5111]

Thou shall love dragoon

[@Marlin123]

1:14 copied from technoblade

[@MasterDoggo]

Best condiment is all of them mixed together

[@daliag_439]

instead of only using small spoons, thou hackers shalt play only build battle master mode

[@yeet_da_yak7079]

Thou shall not play all hypixel gamemodes? what about the duels lobby and thing like bridge duels (1v1 bedwars basically)

[@SIRcucocalvo]

4:44 why there is not 24 hs i am creazy

[@abbycj]

the best condiment is whichever one helps us with the next golden ball hunt and raises my iq so its lower than -1632197 maybe I'll get to -1632196!

[@ProfessionalHummus]

The best condiment is the blood of your enemies.

[@DarnellFan129]

Squids can't breathe outside of water

[@DirtyDanD117]

The water mark got me

[@cjoiuqen]

Thou shalt not dig straight down

[@deadbushinwater7446]

ranch is best condiment ever to be in this quintverse

[@UnculturedSwine963]

Answer: The blood of the orphans that technoblade killed Truely the best condiment.

[@Qwertyuiop086]

BBQ because I can’t play the one block race because I don’t have a computer to play Minecraft to play hypixel

[@Ragazaloth]

CHEESE IS THE BEST CONDIMENT FIGHT ME DRAGOON

[@kavisdom4131]

You are my favorite KZbinr ever

[@watchrandomuser395onyoutube]

I believe that mustard is the best mayonnaise

[@rat2359]

Why did dragoon unlist this for 4 days and post it today? Why not yesterday? Or tomorrow?

[@sampsonphillips2912]

Important question: what dungeon secrets mod client do you use, (asking for a friend)

[@OracleGamingTV]

Posted on my birthday nice

[@connmanw7953]

The best condiment is Technoblade, obviously

[@alexanderkierstead2664]

My favorite condiment is Mayochup, a mixture of mayo and ketchup (Heinz actually sells this stuff).

[@medioqr]

THOU SHALT ONLY EAT POTATOES

[@loratixx]

I respect Black Sabbath NIB in outro. ♡