The 1,000,000,000 Sugar Profile (Hypixel Skyblock)

[@conuy4663]

This video has more plot twists than a modern Disney movie

[@Silliest-mf]

58 likes and no answers, let me fix that.

[@HoppenFN]

Your rite

[@roqch1935]

So more than 0?

[@Fjordzt]

@@roqch1935 they started putting a little more in than usual, still not an average 2000’s movie amount of twists

[@MKG_]

And thats saying a lot

[@busterblock6295]

the fact that you didn't achieve ascendence as a monk and become a god in 5 minutes physically pains me.

[@lreismann9180]

💀

[@yleyatarn]

@@lreismann9180 Subscribe to dragoon or your father will go kaboom.

[@dashadowgirl]

Morgan??????????

[@U2N_]

@@dashadowgirl fr

[@parkerdarnell2913]

He has a point

[@bowreed]

The fact that dragoon didn't kill the immortal snail by blasting it into space gives me PHYSICAL PAIN

[@eoirjgoijagjaiga]

i think you might be his next rival

[@CoolFrog464]

Yeah

[@pepecanarias_ytoknoxd6568]

definitely@@eoirjgoijagjaiga

[@abuelaer]

The Gorilla Gorilla Gorilla is a great rival to me. Please do not mention him again, that was traumatizing after what happened in the desert against him.

[@PercyPomPomPage]

Its Abuela from Encanto's true form.

[@ebosve]

Father?

[@sebrasebra]

I have no energy. Just do whatever the alphabet aerobics video

[@qiankno]

sebra more like no bruh

[@sebrasebra]

@@qiankno Who are you

[@Iiorem]

you are him

[@sowyxa]

marry me

[@Danjahr-rk7zm]

You should use Dragoon's own trick against him, and do a plot twist on the next video

[@mello5134]

it's been 2 minutes and this video has over 400 views, truly a achievement to be cherished.

[@jameiyeaper8122]

21 minutes and over 2k views

[@loganbrehm8105]

@@jameiyeaper8122 22 minutes an 3.5k

[@robofrog]

@@loganbrehm810528 and 4488

[@Trixi900]

30min 5.1k

[@mnswitch]

@@Trixi900 35 minutes 5.8k views

[@daniberenyi3394]

The story behind Dragoons videos are so confusing that Matpat should do a video on it.

[@jinxithexit3546]

you know dragoon i love your videos and humor and i just want to say over the many videos i have watch i have thoroughly enjoyed every second and hope that you know that you have made me happy to be around today

[@soidesu]

This guy is a comedic genius and never fails to amaze me with how funny he is 😂

[@snkBrawlStars]

IS WHAT I WOULD HAVE SAID

[@cyko9314]

IS WHAT YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY

[@snkBrawlStars]

@@cyko9314 IS WHAT YOU THOUGHT I THOUGHT YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY!

[@alberozuko]

He is so good at being just the right balance between plot twists and zany stuff and soul-crushing timewasting making numbers going up.

[@sam2276]

Truly a moment of all time when Dragoon uploads

[@warrensison8495]

Truly a moment of all time when Dragoon uploads

[@shyraton4937]

Truly a moment of all time when Dragoon uploads

[@mrbrad369pro5]

Truly a moment of all time when dragoon uploads

[@ep1c_cow53]

Truly a dragoon of all time when moment uploads

[@youknowwhat3563]

Truly a time of all when Dragoon uploads moment

[@GamerHedghog]

“How much sugar have you had?” I’ve played league of legends.

[@joeyh.6055]

“BUT THATS WHAT YOU THINK I SAID”

[@dragon5ire]

​@@joeyh.6055HAHAHA😂😂😂😂😂

[@phantom_oce]

the fact that you lost to maxlevelidot gave me physical pain

[@hydra4619]

In return you got Mental Healing

[@yleyatarn]

Subscribe to dragoon or your father will go kaboom.

[@zxc-u1u]

the fact you need to give haybales to the bartender is actually quite accurate, beer is generally made of 4 ingredients, water, wheat, hops, and yeast. The yeast is what converts the sugar wort into the alcoholic beverage.

[@DeXyfero]

The cat in your profile pic looks very similar to my cat

[@YoussefAhmed-jd5zu]

Aren't hops are optional?

[@SuperHGB]

​@@YoussefAhmed-jd5zuwithout it it's ale

[@YoussefAhmed-jd5zu]

@@SuperHGB oh ok

[@teamfactor6817]

The fact that Dragoon didn't get spaceman right away is causing me *PHYSICAL PAIN*

[@iron_man_mk6389]

Dragoon and MaxLevelIdot is the collab we all needed

[@timjim-ks8gi]

Dragoon is definitely a morally good man and he is not evil also nice vid

[@timjim-ks8gi]

I got hearted pog

[@alexandergoodman5014]

after six hours of studying...I think I'm ready for that test now.

[@Т1000-м1и]

The one item people keep renaming to various different things

[@aloneshy517]

This guy is pure entertainment, now its time to rewatch this video 500 times until Dragoon uploads again.

[@aaronjediknight7300]

i agree but he needs negative energy

[@Tyuf_]

I'm literally rewatching it rn too lmao

[@Ganderbruder]

what if the piece of diorite at 12:53 on the left top side behind dra69oons head is jerry

[@fgh8522YT]

"no one is comepeting as hard as me" - jack han- I mean dragoon

[@adbekikn4755]

I feel like we’re watching dragoons brain function rapidly decline until there’s nothing left but plot twists

[@bowreed]

The fact that dragoon didn't play coc and defeat Morgan's secret coc account which is also the highest level player on the world who actually is asian- in conclusion MORGAN IS KOREAN

[@doinic09]

This video gives me physical pain *IS WHAT A LOSER WOULD SAY*

[@jarvithink3190]

I love the plot twist that dragoon is like Rick and can call upon other versions of himself

[@4deemi]

I actualy forgor it was an minecraft video.

[@ssunkerttv9570]

It’s so poetic how jerry a villager asks for bread, used to breed villagers, to create life, after you attempted to destroy his life

[@sakchayambanstola-em4cy]

I clicked it faster then Morgan ripped someone who sucks at btd6

[@mimikyulorders2611]

no one is farming cane as hard as him he is the only one farming cane

[@Dragoon45]

Out of an infinite number of cane farmers-

[@magentamurderer5851]

he is the only one farming ca-

[@kanutahytomka4542]

@@Dragoon45 you are the one that disappoints me the most

[@ceilingfan9659]

@@Dragoon45 I am your dad

[@saknprofilimebasma1303]

@@Dragoon45pro at white powder

[@nsc_notncs]

It feels like I just watched 3 of your videos, and I’m not mad at that :)

[@deepseanami8689]

I started watching you because of Bloons TD6 and now i started to play Skyblock because of you. 0/10 wouldn't recommend but somehow i have over 400 hours now and i can't stop, any tanks here?

[@TrueAgentZan]

The fact dragoon didn't absorb the entirety of the universe, nuked the last of space with 100k Yotta-grams of TNT, and ate a enchanted diamond apple kills me on a physical, emotional, and spiritual level.

[@whatmean3548]

Dragoon is the only one skyblock player, nobody is playing as hard as dra4oon, out of an infinite number of dra2oons he will become the most skill, ambitious and unpredictable draboon there is, nobody else is even playing, drahoon is the only person on this entire Earth playing skyblock, only dratoon...

[@dragon5ire]

Dragoon, dra4oon, dra2oon, draboon, and dratoon just why you unholy beast

[@Spiridonjames]

Its been a long time ive ever seen a Hypixel Skyblock content, keep it up yeah

[@Et3rnalKnight]

The 2 greatest youtubers collabing. This is amazing

[@JackStarHeart]

Dragoon! You need to listen before it’s too late! The gods have told me, your destiny is to acquire the Dragoon armor set! The legends are true, it’s real! But we don’t have much time. Before they get us, you have to play wiza-

[@FireExoHunter]

i can never remember if he wants us to compliment him or insult him, so i'll compliment him. great vids! keep it up!

[@utubeiskaren7796]

By the wh, the Kuudra Mandible doesn't exist in the game (it's unobtainable), it was just a coverup for the Kuudra Artifact, which was found earlier in 2023.

[@BiscuitTheSilly]

Dragoon you can't keep hiding from me. I will find you one day.

[@Thecooldudenoob]

OMG HE'S HERE! ¡! Space

[@Dragoon45]

...

[@David-wi5vh]

@@Thecooldudenoob Fortnite battlepass

[@JamesHanratty-c4k]

Lizard

[@starfalco0]

@@JamesHanratty-c4k Chameleon

[@salzmann4207]

Plot twist: that wasn't a plot Twist........ IS WHAT YOU THOUGHT

[@not_psx8535]

The legend is back when we needed him the most

[@The_Shimp]

We were so close to getting the full alphabet aerobics rap…

[@brinobanano]

You shouldn't give this man the power of filters

[@utubeiskaren7796]

By the way, viewers, the Bloons youtuber who Dragoon was referring to was MaxLevelIdot, they mention each other's channels often since the topics and humor are so similar. In fact, the way I found Dragoon's channel was from MaxLevelIdot's Q&A where he mentioned Dragoon.

[@Vrael666]

The amount of plot twists in this video

[@Vigil_]

this seems like the definition of adhd and im loving it

[@confusedchan1718]

As a fellow Australian I can confirm that the ping shown at the start is what you would get on a good day on hypixel.

[@frallbobroggins4005]

The main focus of this being MaxLevelIdot is hilarious because I literally saw his video about skywars and thought that it was a dragoon video

[@fernthefrond7039]

Why not bananas? They make you so much money. Plus you can use Benjamin

[@therubberduck7570]

"Lych, more like- I don't Know anything that rhymes..." I have an idea: Lych, more like bit-

[@awe3048]

this video fuels my sugar addiction

[@cameronorcutt5505]

Dragoon: "Coc is better." Me: * Praying no one walks in *

[@sivko21]

Next video: Trying to get 1 000 000 scarma pets

[@axeonee]

you got a heart, oh no...

[@dontaskquestions8721]

7:36 YESSS MORE! WITH EVERY UTTERANCE OF MY NAME I GROW STRONGER

[@tornaedoz2320]

“It thought I was an alien, but I’m actually just from Australia” as an Australian that plays Hypixel, I CAN RELATE 💀💀💀

[@Red_Static]

AFTER 999 YEARS HE HAS FINALLY MADE A HYPIXEL SKYBLOCK VIDEO

[@jakexippas9891]

I'm concerned Dragoon, slow down on the sugar. We don't want you to get diabetes

[@igniteshadow2902]

Average Dragoon's video: Starts 5 different goals at the same time. Fail/abandon them all. Leaves.

[@lukejohnston8474]

Hypixel never added the narcotics update, so Dragoon did it himself. A truly momentous occasion

[@Ri5olu]

I'm still waiting for the 5 plot twists that are yet to come...

[@JustAnAveragePersonButBetter]

finally, I get to see more skyblock from you. It's great because I can always laugh at how much time you waste.

[@TheChiIdSlayer]

so true is better than watching him force monkeys to doing his evil bidding of popping balloons.

[@davidbarnes6672]

I stopped paying attention for a bit, came back to bloons, this is the chaotic energy I subscribed for

[@anaraizathebeanman]

exploitation in capatilism is the real plot twist

[@anaraizathebeanman]

The Real plot twist is that farmer jon crab fisher men conspiracy exists.

[@Xeno7001]

Petition to force dragoon to make 360 channels each with his pfp tilted by 1 Until He reaches full 360

[@japanator14]

This video is what I imagine chronic brain damage would look like thanks dragoon

[@matteovidetta1697]

dragoon is adhd if it was a person

[@xrapidfirex1695]

"I'm an architect in real life too" "I just realized I have TNT" Best line ever

[@cybercat7851]

I have 5 missing assignments, I also have my priorities straight and know which one of these is more important.

[@cybercat7851]

Thanks for the heart, now I can show my teachers my reason for not doing my homework

[@ep1c_cow53]

Dragoon is now the sugar king

[@Kirkaig]

I'm so glad I'm not the only one who thought that you had to guess what the visitors wanted

[@eduardpeeterlemming]

Man starts his sugar business with a guy named Jessie and becomes world famous sugar seller

[@sighnight]

'Plot twist incoming' Wonder what's happening?

[@maborarany7688]

WHAT THE HECK THIS IS THE BEST VIDEO ON KZbin LIKE IDK WHAT TO SAY I ENJOYED THIS SO MUCH LIKE THE MAXLEVELIDOT THING

[@johnbanana4680]

i have no clue what your talking about half the time in this game but it’s great

[@3amwater1660]

I think your sugar cane farming strategy is causing Morgan physical pain

[@SonOfSparda3139]

wake up babe, new dragoon video just dropped

[@xRooze]

to anyone who thought dragoon plays 1 game.. He just made a video encompassing every game at once. genius

[@geurworx8164]

Dragoon, hmmm that reminds me of warhammer 40k with the adeptus mechan- "BROTHER THE CHOCHY MILK IS GONE!" me "NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

[@Bluephoenixcrew]

This went from farming sugar for a helmet, beating the hardest boss in btd6 and then going against maxlevelidot:alternate name for the video: confusion

[@zanyarzahir4297]

Dragoon: BUT ACTUAL- Youyube adds: I'm going to stop you right there.

[@user-cg3im9pk9l]

"BUT ACTUALLY THIS IS A COC VIDEO" wrong website my guy

[@Agricarnation]

The fact that you did not get gold rank instantly has caused me to immediately fucking die in real life, I have experienced mortis by your unskilled hands.

[@AlejandroMartinez-fw3gt]

every time i hear the destati song on every video i can't stop thinking about ansem and the fight

[@Isey_T]

You should put spear of justice on with all these plot twists

[@TheUglyDuckling997]

amazing how i watched dragoon and maxlevelidot before they become linked into the canon universe

[@jag_uk3745]

Where's the alphabet anaerobic video The wizard portal is open

[@Icetastesgood]

Your ping is still better than mine 💀💀💀💀 0:39

[@poggingmilk9452]

Next Video: the sugar cane war

[@billgamez3419]

Dragoon, what was that sound? WHERE ARE MY PLANTS?!

[@daddydeatrix1166]

i watched 17 minutes of content and i still search for your 1b sugar profile XD nice vid!

[@LegoBuu.]

Plot twist incoming PLOT TWIST INCOMING!

[@TRMrStone]

2:48 this reminds me of all the videos I still have to watch xD

[@AbdullahGomaa-qk2ws]

From 1b sugar cane to btd6

[@samkikismat]

The fact that dragoon didn’t know where farmer Jon was despite being able to give overgrown grass

[@TheDrink69420]

I think my neck snapped from all the plot twists

[@jesperubbink3381]

BUT ACTUALLY,THIS IS A COC VIDEO- Well that sounds not weird at all

[@cowardlycod3617]

Why do I have the feeling this may be a distraction from something else....

[@xv-xd_on_fortnite]

LEST GO A NOTHER SKYBLOCK VIDEO

[@asherrives]

M. Night Shyamalan needs your advice on plot twists

[@harrus8315]

The fact i got a COC ad at 09:22 and thought it was a plot twist and a prank for 1 min