The 5 Phases of a Diet

Chips are healthy when you think about it
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[@werkfriend]

“I’m married. Why am I doing this?”

[@georgelandis22]

1st reply lol... why no replies?

[@anna5136]

@@georgelandis22 because it was posted 4 hours ago

[@the3cs795]

Niani Tolbert 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@pineirokatherine]

I get that, but I would like to stay my best for my when I have a husband. We’ll see what happens when I get married though 😅😂

[@Caledoniadream]

This is going to be my official reason for not going on a diet! 🤣

[@leahdigiacomo5463]

I DON'T WANT PROGRESS I WANT A *FRICKIN BURRITO*

[@swordchicken1671]

Easily best quote. And I heard it while eating a burrito

[@leahdigiacomo5463]

@@swordchicken1671 nice

[@noegonzalez2828]

This legit needs to be on merch.

[@leahdigiacomo5463]

@@noegonzalez2828 I would buy jt

[@christianv-h3278]

Sounds like a bootleg of the Wall-E quote "I don't wanna survive, I wanna live"

[@bozowald438]

"For rich or poorer, or f-fatter" Sounds about right.

[@bonkkus]

Sounds just how I remember it.

[@bluejeans5024]

Lmao I love that part! ❤️❤️❤️

[@williamwoolf8072]

haha its funny because its true

[@eliza2096]

“I’m just gonna have a little bit more of a layer on me... and that’s fine” I really felt that

[@zoeconley4114]

It’s cold out anyway lol

[@CheekyNugget]

Saaaaame

[@bonkkus]

Same

[@daveyward4606]

lol

[@erynalyson]

Same until my back started hurting. Okay it's fine really.

[@justcatchem]

Sometimes it’s hard to realize that it is only him talking

[@emilymarie1387]

ikr

[@bloodlustbeast4507]

O

[@Rykusu]

100th like

[@StupiderWithAB]

I just maid a video on why being lazy is a good thing. Maybe you should check it out. 🤔

[@bloodlustbeast4507]

@@StupiderWithAB I’m fine

[@rainfair4827]

My dad went on a “raw food diet” and when his coworkers pointed out the bagel he was eating he said he didn’t toast it 😂

[@CaseyWindom]

😂😂😂

[@RachelHallCamille_93]

😂😂

[@talkingtina4519]

That’s classic 😂😂😂😂

[@clbeaa3203]

Brilliant! 🤣

[@RevengeOfSakura]

That's amazing 😆

[@ayla8345]

I never announce that I’m going on a diet because god forbid someone sees you eating a cookie and they’re like “I ThoUGhT yoU weRe oN a DiEt”

[@nikki7287]

Exactly 🤣😂

[@Lilac3_]

Say it's a protein cookie

[@mikeoxlong531]

@@Lilac3_ ur brain is so big it’s on another planet

[@hannanmcdonald313]

“yeah i’m on a see-food diet jEsSiCaAAaAa”

[@mikeoxlong531]

@@hannanmcdonald313 I see food I eat it u really ain’t that funny

[@Bbouy1HD]

"if only my mom would stop buying all this junk food" *eats*

[@purplezucchini6813]

Same, mom would buy a bag of chips even though I don't want any and then a day later she asks why it's finished XD

[@austinwood2470]

I blamed my parents for me being overweight for years, than when I realized it’s my fault I was able to lose the weight

[@Userfulpo]

@@austinwood2470 scientifically, the best way to stop eating all the junk food is to not have ANY in the first place, For so long fat and sugar where rare and if you could get your hands on it, you ate it. Now it’s SO accessible but we have yet to evolve past that stage. If your parents buy it without any of your say in the matter it would be, while still possible ig, much harder to not eat excessive amounts. It still is NOT your parents fault but they’re enablers in that situation.

[@bippy201]

Literally same😭😭 I tend to eat things I see so that they’ll be gone and no one else really eats much of the junk food in the house.

[@eloncrust3220]

Nom nom

[@JackG_Entertainment]

“Jesus fast. No food 40 days..and talk to your dad more? Let do it! C’mon” 😂

[@treykennedy]

We got this!!

[@sarahspindler2914]

@@treykennedy Well, if you're familiar with the Catholic religion, you could summarize Lent like this (although it's a lot more, actually!)

[@angelinemary6119]

@@a.a3550 The Jesus fast?.. I don't think anyone calls it that way. But Jesus did fast for 40 days and 40 nights.🙌🏼😊

[@StupiderWithAB]

I just maid a video on why being lazy is a good thing. Maybe you should check it out. 🤔 hm

[@hea1617]

@@a.a3550 no, we don't. Fasting is a choice, just like wearing a hijab, right? Its just a different way to worship based on your choice

[@baileyluchun1717]

I can’t even peel this tiny orange, I thought working out would make it easier to undress a cutie 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@marybethduke3263]

Genius!

[@horselover1992]

Ikr😂

[@oneone157]

Yeah i died laughing🤣😅🤣

[@raeleemoney6552]

I just got that🤣

[@melon7514]

XD

[@Steven-os9vj]

Man's about to hit A Million you know what that means : Stages of being a youtuber

[@thecatsrules6915]

Omg please! That would be amazing

[@cb3981]

I love this, “I’m married, why am I doing this?”

[@reallifepsych3309]

literally eating french fries with ice cream as I’m watching this haha

[@treykennedy]

It is 10:30am and I'm proud of you

[@kayleecakes318]

That's a huge mood for me.

[@darthgengar2047]

@@treykennedy didn’t realize you lived in the Midwest

[@TraceyBoyland]

Yesssss!! Winning.

[@arnavchauhan178]

@Travis Walker yo I live in Overland Park, which is basically KC

[@lovinlife9147]

Props to the camera man, the movement made it 10 times funnier

[@beccag2758]

It’s reminds me of the Office’s cinematography😂

[@nathand.4630]

That’s JAKE!! Check out his podcast “Ghostrunners”

[@keeganmckristlly9626]

Jake! He is Jake!

[@GucciiFN]

JAKEEE

[@dar213311]

The camera dude is part of the comedy fo sho.

[@amandahowey9928]

"Supporting restaurants" has been our go to 😂

[@walshling16]

“i’m MARRIED WHY AM I DOING THIS?? didn’t it say something in the vows? for richer, for poorer...fatter?”

[@noname-pe1oi]

"Its like if Styrofoam had less flavour..." somebody get that man a burger 😂

[@bonkkus]

Those things do taste like nothing. Like taking a big bite of packing peanuts.

[@2911priceless]

they taste good with a bit of salt- but likening them to styrofoam is the most true thing I've heard all day

[@kacipowers4390]

Yea... I do like getting the flavoured ones and putting spreads on them

[@nottoday2812]

i like rice cakes 🤷‍♀️

[@ThatTourettesGuy]

It’s just like pop corn

[@vennelaj.994]

First stage: Denial

[@dessnom4333]

fist stage: ok

[@hibiscushoney3759]

Good one

[@Jsleww]

TRUE

[@StupiderWithAB]

I just maid a video on why being lazy is a good thing. Maybe you should check it out. 🤔

[@scottymcwilliams6157]

First stage is them telling everyone else that they should eat healthy I know to many people who do that

[@clintandbecky7198]

I totally felt the “I just spent all day with my boss on my back, and now I’m going to put a barbell on it”. I felt those tears in my soul, Trey. Lol

[@seanlevesque9025]

I’m so triggered about the ratio of his sweatshirt strings

[@mandylou2501]

Hahaha! I’m glad it wasn’t just me!

[@hw7792]

Omg why would you point this out No my poor eyes

[@nalanikennedy1995]

literally was about to comment the same thing lol

[@cameronmast1091]

I can’t stop staring.

[@tlgrant2]

Right?! What kind of people are we 😂

[@inklxng]

“Time for another meal” *sad crying noises*

[@walteremery1237]

100th like lol

[@werkfriend]

“I’m still... doing my best” Trey WHY are you calling us all out 😭 We are trying

[@LivingOnADime]

When all happens in 1 Day! :-)

[@Katie_1501]

Seriously though

[@yourfriend2774]

Yes!

[@shinymew1213]

So real 😭

[@gamerwolf3392]

Too real

[@bobthechimp5431]

“I thought working out would make it easier to undress a cutie” KILLED ME 😂😂😂

[@moctezuma3304]

Is this like a personal attack or something

[@AnaDiaz-wz4cf]

20 seconds into the video he busts out the tuna and rice cakes!! My "going on a diet" started pack!! 😂🤣

[@firstnamefina]

I read this comment in Brie Larson’s voice 😂

[@BeingBetter]

I know right. I feel attacked.

[@feedthetwinkie]

“Chicken embryooosss” Me internally: Chicken periods.

[@rachele3334]

I was thinking that, as well. 😂

[@Blessedfamilymama]

So chickens have periods every dayyyyyyyy

[@beccag2758]

I mean, chicken period is still waaaaay more accurate than chicken embryos. I find it disturbing the amount of people I know who still think the egg yolk is the chick, like what?😂

[@feedthetwinkie]

Same lol

[@nikitasfantasies6658]

@@beccag2758 YES this annoys me irrationally Like why do you think eggs are vegetarian?? How would that work if they were embryos????

[@itsyaboi1214]

"I mean, when we think about it what we were doing was selfish, not helping those fried cheeseburger restaurants" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@dannyboy815]

“When they say it’s been a dry season they don’t mean 0 rain at all” he’s not wrong😂

[@SweetTea-Stephens]

I live in phoenix and we mean it here tho...

[@dannyboy815]

@@SweetTea-Stephens ah yes Arizona is def and exception you guys get rain like once a year😂

[@austinwood2470]

Number 1 rule of trying to lose weight: don’t F**king talk about it, trust me it works I was overweight most of my life and failed diets within the first 2 weeks, but in quarantine I didn’t talk about it a lot and I was finally able to lose 50 pounds

[@jenniferhilliard8770]

Waffle I totally thought about this too. Everytime I start talking about my new diet and how long I have gone without chips or ice cream. I end up failing. Good tip. Just dont talk about it 👍

[@melissak8892]

Totally agree, works for me. Even my husband talking about HIS diet plan messes up mine.

[@TheMemoryPolice]

I lost 15 kgs in quarantine :)

[@sirnaelias9881]

Who else’s spend the most time in the cutting corner phase Edit: wow thats a lot of you

[@kacieschneck5399]

It’s okay because they are “healthy” oatmeal cookies... THE RECIPE SAID SO OKAY?! 🙃

[@zylioswestindianfusion9828]

I cut corner when in school when it lunch time and my home when no one looking

[@dylanhainline708]

“You know how they call it a runner’s high? Yeah, those runners are high” I’m dead 😭

[@ZoeysMusings]

"I'm getting healthy... Jesus fast? No food 40 days and talk to your dad more?" I can't with this man 😂😂😂😭

[@rabbecasaili4941]

Okaaayyy weight loss has hurt me more than any relationship in my life! This stuff ain’t easy ❌😭

[@smokingdog9349]

Alternative title 5 stages of quarantine Motivated at the start, getting stuff done. Then it goes downhill after a few weeks...

[@nicoleono2326]

Everything with words quarantine, virus, or COVID-19 in it is already annoying

[@benpieratt8667]

@@nicoleono2326 or unprecedented

[@botboy9042]

Stage 0: thinking about it and then thinking I should start tomorrow.

[@nataliegerdano6028]

Mine is I always say I start working out more and then five mins later am shoveling junk food in my mouth and then relized then say ok BUT TOMORROW IS TOTALLY GOING TO BE DIFFERENT

[@Kattywagon29]

Only if tomorrow is a MONDAY. Can't start on any other day of the week.

[@crochetcatlady]

"I don't want any more packing peanuts!" Freaking lost it 😂

[@ReturnToNature927]

The “eewwwww” and the laugh at the end = priceless. That tuna in a pouch is like eating shredded paper. 🤢

[@reykenobiandherpetporgmine5035]

How he gets it so accurate every time amazes me.

[@lostchaos7688]

*"I don't want progress I want a freakin' Burrito!!"*

[@naomispezza4089]

This guy is stinkin hilarious. Thank you Lord for creating people like Trey Kennedy to bring us so much joy 😂 One of my new favorite videos of his. 😂

[@carlabaker9723]

Just finished my workout I totally relate🤣 “Runners high? No! Those people are high!”

[@Mila-Nova]

🤣

[@brynbailey7132]

"Have you HAD ice cream??!?!?!?!?!" haha I identify so hard with this video

[@ThePotatoCuber1]

“Runners high? Those runners are high.” “ Mornings are overrated” “I don’t want progress I want a freaking burrito!!” You are so relatable it hurts

[@rizzpro]

"The morning thing's overrated" is exactly what I say when I feel like working out later

[@user-ex8mr4tl4d]

I relate to the first one already lol 😂

[@Kinggu]

Why is this way to accurate

[@its__destiny]

"I can't even peel this tiny orange. I thought working out would make it easier to undress a cutie!" 🤣

[@moon_1_]

They say you are what you eat but I don’t remember eating anxiety and lots of back pain but here I am.

[@shewinsalways21]

Finally someone who know the pain of what im going through 🤣🤣🤣🙌

[@maxtoosick]

Such an underrated KZbinr

[@thousandfootdeepend1278]

"They say once you get after it for awhile you get the "runners high"... Those runners are high. iTS GETTING WORSE."

[@donnachevalier7460]

" I don't want progress I want a burrito" hahaha me to Trey. 😂😂😂😂

[@ray-yp9lw]

Bruh, he's such a good actor tho

[@DARK5TAR_]

Made me DIE laughing! Great video man!

[@discarded_orphan]

How does you watch it that's fast?!

[@leahdigiacomo5463]

Yeah lol

[@zionsmith2103]

3:04 your true Maddox is showing

[@chiuchiutrain]

Please never stop making these videos, you’re keeping us going lol

[@ShadesofSage]

Trey, you never fail to CRACK ME UP 😆🤣🤣! The fact that I’m on my weight loss journey currently that I’m documenting on my channel, I felt this so hard! If I have to eat another salad...😅! I’m determined though, but this was a great laugh! Thank you 😂!

[@jennaszoke3862]

This is my life right now. I'm laughing but also crying. 🤣😭😭

[@sydneykroyer8814]

"Was a chunk, finna be light" 😂😂

[@keeganmckristlly9626]

Can we just talk about how cool their house is? I love the black accents!

[@siennaq5553]

no

[@johnnycage2814]

Sienna Q shut up

[@Dermatillomaniac]

When you've been stuck in Stage 5 since March 2020...

[@atujmr41]

“I haven’t moved in 6 days, feel amazing, no pain” I felt that 🤧

[@annflower]

This reminded me of my sister who was complaining about me buying chocolate. She said she doesn't want to even see it so I hid it on the highest shelf in our kitchen. Late evening I see her grabbing a chair and heading to take that chocolate and then she just starts casually eating it! Apparently she was stressed and so diet was over for her

[@lanacastillo49]

Hahaha🤣

[@icebreaker6995]

I have seen a bunch of his vids in my recommendations...... love them...... have to subscribe. Keep it up, man!

[@Ethereal.Comatose]

trey kennedy has kept me entertained throughout quarantine

[@ellabyer5371]

I love this video dude! I can relate so much! Thanks for making me laugh :)

[@hiamyflp]

This made me feel better. It was so light-hearted, funny, and relatable. :) And Trey, you should do a video about procrastination.

[@agtv_media]

This is one of yer best ones, ty so much

[@musicmaker1311]

If I recall correctly, I never gave you permission to expose me like this, Trey.

[@marybethduke3263]

😂😂😂

[@tbrownflee3124]

lolol

[@theyeagers3088]

Lmao, thanks for making me choke on my snack cake laughing, while ruining my diet as I watch this. 🤣

[@whoknows7415]

Definitely can relate! It feels so demoralizing to be on a diet when you’re making tiny progress as you're suffering when you could be enjoying delicious food and feel fine all the time

[@patrickbateman161]

So true! Sent this one to a bunch of friends.

[@macandcheesemaster6780]

I just started eating healthier 4 days ago and this is sssoooo relateable 😂 I find it very funny too that one of his hoodie strings is just so much longer than the other 😂 Relateable on that too 😂😂 Thanks for this awesome video! Can't get enough of these!😆

[@scarlettfoster7533]

its so funny how this is actually me trying to eat healthy.

[@Luke-eh4wz]

These videos get me through the day. Keep em coming. Also, is this a new place? Looks awesome, keep it going and congrats!

[@dylpicklethebugslayer]

That was insanely good man. Subscribed!👍🏻

[@WeheartPEACE_helene]

The I’m a foodie excuse works wonders every time you want to trick yourself out of your diet 😂

[@LaPotraBellaca]

I feel personally attacked 😂

[@tbrownflee3124]

he is always too accurate, a real perceptive guy. I love observational comedy

[@sallymanderism]

I've been following him since he's had just over 100,000 subscribers and I can't believe it's taking this long for him to hit nearly 1 million! He's so genuinely hilarious! 💞

[@auroralakefire3684]

This video has got to be my favorite so far. I laughed the whole way through it. Everything is so accurate. Lol I mean , what ARE we doing? Ice cream IS amazing! 😆

[@greygoose4x46]

We have the same fridge ... “I’m married, why am I doing this” I felt that

[@smiledawg]

I’ve been on a diet for a few months now, and for the first time in my life I’ve managed to avoid this cycle. I hope this means it’ll work!

[@Christine____]

Hilarious, as always! You're the best! Love from Brooklyn, NY!

[@t-condieproductions6338]

One of the best videos you’ve ever made and that’s saying something

[@frackz7550]

fun fact, u inspire everyone to be funny

[@mrjarju33]

This is me right now

[@jessw7136]

Hoodie shamed snacking bahahahhahaha . Also love the new house!!

[@pamcake958]

I felt every second of this video down to my soul. 🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌

[@_considerthelillies_9596]

“I wear pants anyway...” lol, yes!!😂

[@libbykyle6702]

Sitting eating popcorn whatching this why ya callin me out

[@tbrownflee3124]

ikr

[@rianarose3718]

You, sir, are brilliant

[@EJofLA]

Not only really funny and well performed, but oh so relatable- thanks! "I'm a foodie" hiding in a hoodie lol.

[@haven1653]

I can't get over this mans puns

[@stanjones5551]

I once overheard someone talking about dieting say “Eating a salad or just not eating is about the same, so I don’t [eat a salad].”

[@shay2218]

That cutie joke was GOLD! 🤣☀️

[@raganreign3534]

I love this shit!!!!! Feeling down about my workouts. This is a pick me up.

[@melllyanna013]

“Hard-boi-legg chicken embryossss!!!” LOLOLOL

[@zandiviljoen146]

2:50 the beeeest😂😂

[@lindstheteacher1611]

That kitchen though! It’s amazing:)

[@catherineramos6893]

I can’t think of anything to write so