Step one: Be the main character Step two: There is no step two There you go.
@lucasdeltoro29156 жыл бұрын
Ok
@snazzyturtle31026 жыл бұрын
YES
@huy71015 жыл бұрын
bro it doesnt work. im a main character of my life but I still FA
@fujifilm51277 жыл бұрын
step one:be a human male step two: exist on the same physical plane as females step three:have no personality step four: done.
@rando10908 жыл бұрын
This guy is a frick'n genius, So many references, so many hilarious anime.
@coleharron53208 жыл бұрын
One of my fav references was Nisekoi, where he showed the locket that Raku Ichijo had.
@Suny-Halo5 жыл бұрын
I liked the part where he said dwarf and it showed Edward from Full Metal Alchemist
@MrGalirex9 жыл бұрын
Now a tutorial on getting out of a harem can come in handy lol.
@Rex84839 жыл бұрын
I know how to get a harem. Be completely useless like Shinji, have no personality whatsoever, marry numerous underage girls. Mission completion also avoid getting caught.
@shakirashipslied97217 жыл бұрын
Rex8483 It's okay anime police are shit anyways.
@kaelanmcalpine20116 жыл бұрын
Well except for Black Bullet and Monster Musume, I believe most harems have girls that are about the same age as the main character
@hansvonzisimann446 жыл бұрын
Rex8483 you forgot to start avoiding any contact with the FBI
@apgamer40535 жыл бұрын
fk the police
@miletilblight21815 жыл бұрын
But there not underaged for him Wait We are talking date-a-live because the lore in the reasoning behind him getting his harem literally the entire fucking plot is actually wtf and I on think the animu does any of it
@dankninja94349 жыл бұрын
Green is not a creative color.
@theturtleemperor38237 жыл бұрын
Dank Ninja let's never be creativeagain, also don't hug me I am scared
@Sonicthehedgeho43 жыл бұрын
yes
@ogahpuro8 жыл бұрын
i just realized somewhere out there, there is a yaoi harem....i just didnt realize cuz i guess i didnt want to compute
@WolframiteWraith8 жыл бұрын
There's not that big a difference. The main guy will look like a girl anyway in those cliched things anyway and it tend to be more shonen-ai so they're not getting any more action than the girl either.
@Amphibian428 жыл бұрын
+Heather its literally just them talking to you ive seen it
@ogahpuro8 жыл бұрын
Heather so its basically ooran but the main character is actually a dude like its original intention. Got it thanks
@WolframiteWraith8 жыл бұрын
Air Kang Yep, but the sexual innuendos can be up to the level of that anime with the weird toothbrush scene.
@kaelanmcalpine20118 жыл бұрын
SapphireShield the Monagatari series?
@RCAnime9 жыл бұрын
Glen would be happiest with that ending.
@mark120339 жыл бұрын
+RCAnime Shots fired XD
@mark120339 жыл бұрын
Ways to get a harem...the video I always wanted but never thought I'd get T T Now all I need is a 7 ways to take over the world and my life will be halfway complete (the other half is waiting for HxH to return)
@OtakuVs9 жыл бұрын
I'm on it chief hahah!
@sanstheskeleonepunchman52746 жыл бұрын
@@OtakuVs and it never came...
@jackrabbit17048 жыл бұрын
Nice editing skills
@Sophie-pg6lg8 жыл бұрын
I agree!
@Strekks9 жыл бұрын
Just get a few cutie girls, a few cutie bois and give 'em some card games. Also don't be a scrub, obviously.
@odetotano32928 жыл бұрын
But isn't everyone a scrub
@ElontaHenderson8 жыл бұрын
Card games on motorcycles
@emeraldashborers42617 жыл бұрын
No wait That's ridiculous
@lelouchvibritannia68517 жыл бұрын
Strekks SHIT I GOT 4 YEARS OF HIGHSCHOOL TO PULL THIS OFF AND I WILL GET A HAREM IM GONNA BE LIKE ISSEI FROM HIGHSCHOOL DXD
@alcreamiemaster72934 жыл бұрын
I like your style❤👌
@roofoochoo9 жыл бұрын
This is so visually appealing omg I love these videos ;3;
@PersonaSimon9 жыл бұрын
Glen sounds stoned
@OtakuVs9 жыл бұрын
+Persona Simon Oh he probably was
@geasslordzero6 жыл бұрын
Don't worry about it.
@evilpoptropica8 жыл бұрын
THAT PLOT TWIST MADE MY DAY
@anthonymedina94258 жыл бұрын
I once had a harem, worst choice I ever made, For your own safety AVOID AT ALL COSTS
@hansvonzisimann446 жыл бұрын
Anthony Medina yeah right and now we all believed you
@instinctbrosgaming96997 жыл бұрын
I died when you started playing "All Along the Watchtower"
@acertainanimetheorymakingg38759 жыл бұрын
I thought he drugged the food. XD
@CandyApples4ever8 жыл бұрын
Be a nice guy with zero personality!! Done!
@alexmartin65619 жыл бұрын
Always quality stuff you put out.
@OtakuVs9 жыл бұрын
Thanks man! As always much appreciated!
@ryc36589 жыл бұрын
Straight outta compton best anime
@Godtism4207 жыл бұрын
Ryan Cesar no my nigga Cory in the house
@angeluxic8 жыл бұрын
5:54 Me: kISS KISS FALL INLOVE 6:00 Me: i fUCKIN KNEW IT MAN. REVERSE HAREM, GO.
@shirazens7 жыл бұрын
Captn. Rice YESHHH
@amvlooper94139 жыл бұрын
That conclusion, well.... you gotta take what you can XD This was awesome.
@OtakuVs9 жыл бұрын
Beggars cannot be choosers I suppose XD
@iFireRenegade9 жыл бұрын
Glen's echos are the best looool. Gotta take some notes and maybe one day I will get a harem too. Awesome as always Yusef! Your videos always make me laugh :D
@djstapler5 жыл бұрын
Instructions unclear, I got a harem full of yanderes. *SEND HELP*
@erdenburger48888 жыл бұрын
Make sure to bring the lure for your yaoi harem, lemon flavored in fact actually...
@DiGiValentine9 жыл бұрын
All Along The WatchTower!! XD What even the fuck?! These videos, man. Fucking brilliant. .. .then the FUCKING OTAKUBE!!! XD
@OtakuVs9 жыл бұрын
Yes!! I knew the The otakube reference would get you! If your interested in buying one I'm sure I can sell you one *shifty moustache twirl* thanks for watching digi! X
@2142snake9 жыл бұрын
Love the High School DxD reference its my favorite thing to come out of Japan. cool story and funny jokes that always make me laugh no matter how manny times i've seen them
@thelastofyou68749 жыл бұрын
the bad news is, you are pretty fucking dead. LMFAO I died
@ub43487 жыл бұрын
when you eat food so bad, you see your whole life unrolling before your eyes and you're just waiting to die of food poisoning
@TheBasedNinja9 жыл бұрын
Fuck, your music is so based. Gotta love that MF Doom
@OtakuVs9 жыл бұрын
Yeah boii! You know your herbs and spices! Haha
@ShinakoX29 жыл бұрын
What's the BGM at 3:05? It sounds familiar, but I can't remember where from
@OtakuVs9 жыл бұрын
It's a jazz remix of the Legend of zelda menu theme! :-)
@HBon1118 жыл бұрын
Dude your music tastes are great!
@RSolimov8 жыл бұрын
Damn you blindsided me with the Jimi-Hendrix bit Hahaha, Also gotta say, i'm lovin the Jazz coffee-table type tunes in your vids. Impeccable presentation overall.
@thesturm86865 жыл бұрын
So, second part is basically : Cook something Use roofies Done
@LouTalksAnimeNow9 жыл бұрын
I learned so much. Time to put this to practice.
@OtakuVs9 жыл бұрын
No Lou! These skills matched with your massive appeal will result in the death of all relationships! You will be the harem master!!
@HuggumsMcgehee8 жыл бұрын
What's the background music that starts at 00:24? And the music that accompanies the time travel sequence?
@Untoldbankai17 жыл бұрын
College humor flashback😂😂😂 man you guys need to make more videos like this😍
@TamaChien9 жыл бұрын
started watching ouran yesterday night love it
@LittleCr0wxx9 жыл бұрын
+Chien Low release harems are sexist to men
@ya-boi-reeeeeeeblast8 жыл бұрын
+Jeffrey Donohue (LittleCr0w) what about reverse harems
@RandomGuy-xu9bz8 жыл бұрын
+ReeBlast Sexist to lady girl woman..
@kaironical32375 жыл бұрын
Ha! I saw the Dollars sign from Durarara on the chalkboard at the beginning!
@matthewdutchess7 жыл бұрын
Gosh, I love the music you guys use on this
@bamootheelephant64488 жыл бұрын
How to get a harem - Be scared of girls and try to avoid a harem. And being clumsy helps.
@BeepBepTheFirst8 жыл бұрын
What's that tune that starts at 0:25?
@itsAiya9 жыл бұрын
so happy to see your video in my feed~!!! :D great stuff.
@OtakuVs9 жыл бұрын
Thanks man! Means a lot ^_^ glad you keep up with my stuff
@briawise10159 жыл бұрын
best video like always you are a legend with videos like this in my book
@OtakuVs9 жыл бұрын
Kind words! Thanks for watching for you are the true legend!
@neppynep61518 жыл бұрын
Otaku-Vs makes the kind of videos that feels good to watch while drunk.
@ZikZak28 жыл бұрын
Nice editing! I hadn't a good laugh since a while :D subscribed
@Mechamaster268 жыл бұрын
this kaiser neko editing good
@makgnik56447 жыл бұрын
Hahahahah this might be my new favourite channel the fucking Vietnam flashback had me in stitches even though I don't really see shokugeki no souma as a harem at least not yet.
@meltossmedia7 жыл бұрын
In case anyone was wondering, the sick tunes at 2:08 were All along the watchtower by Jimi motherfucking Hendrix
@complexmind80417 жыл бұрын
what is the song that starts at :36??
@darthutah66497 жыл бұрын
1. be the male protagonist 2. be the male protagonist 3. be the male protagonist 4. be the male protagonist 5. be the male protagonist 6. be the male protagonist
@justarandomperson35607 жыл бұрын
Your editing is so godly.
@ciaisawyourbrowserhistory17276 жыл бұрын
Oh I what to see what masterpiece otaku vs put together this time
@demonicsapphire37738 жыл бұрын
Dude, you deserve more subs. Awesome videos
@bookfilmfan32887 жыл бұрын
"Look at that...cooked to perfection..." *bursts into flames* Classic. XD
@Budypier9 жыл бұрын
I'm so glad I found this channel
@funanimeloveer70727 жыл бұрын
6:10 was the funnest thing i have heard in a while
@flipanime41699 жыл бұрын
Song from 0:36-0:46?
@guitarheroLOL3217 жыл бұрын
Yo, loved the video! By the way, what's the song at around 0:35? I'm tryin real hard to find it.
@ssj4mal5177 жыл бұрын
song at 0:36?
@wianbason29849 жыл бұрын
thx for this video made my day
@SmartArtzzz9 жыл бұрын
The ending tho, I died
@archererlink37 жыл бұрын
Where has this channel been my whole life
@alalvarez73018 жыл бұрын
So, I checked the description and credits, no mention to what song is 2:09. Any help?
@SciFiGangster7 жыл бұрын
all along the watchtower by jimi hendrix
@redericson19937 жыл бұрын
That music is fucking fire thought!!
@snow_scream929 жыл бұрын
Great vid as usual ^_^
@OtakuVs9 жыл бұрын
Thank you! ^_^
@hakunamatata49755 жыл бұрын
you guys deserve so many more subs
@hope404_Not_Found6 жыл бұрын
*Quality content as usual* Noted and subscribed!
@jackib53696 жыл бұрын
And the next day the narrator was viciously murdered by Edward Elric
@bw40087 жыл бұрын
“Wait did you break a vase” Me: YES
@codywong59899 жыл бұрын
I'd say these are very useful ways thanks. Btw Chibi reviews! Nice you added him. 😋
@OtakuVs9 жыл бұрын
Yeah boii! Love me some chibi! Glad you liked the vid :-)
@codywong59899 жыл бұрын
+Otaku-Vs your welcome I always enjoy your vids funny yet education. 😊
@shirazens7 жыл бұрын
When he broke the vase I knew what was coming... *host club appears* I FUDGING KNEW IT!!!!
@Danap-mykaykat8 жыл бұрын
I immediately fell in love with this when I heard Jimmi Hendrix's "All along the Watchtower" when the girl took a bite of the - I'm assuming - epic failure of a dish and not just something laced with enough drugs to kill someone in a single bite. Still; wonderful. 8D ~!
@MiePeach9 жыл бұрын
don't worry about it :v
@pennyjim56717 жыл бұрын
Hello, I'm a moderately new otaku. Judging by how I can't find someone who is asking my question, I'm guessing it's a well-known anime. Being new, I have yet to watch or even learn of the anime referenced to in Hospitality. Anyone browsing newest comments and does know, please tell me.
@foodassassin4life4398 жыл бұрын
This was awesome!!!!
@emerygrey15828 жыл бұрын
Lovely ending. Bravo!
@thebighurt24958 жыл бұрын
3:09 - I can almost hear "Who you calling so small you need a microscope!?"
@neurofiedyamato87637 жыл бұрын
the fact you use other anime KZbinr for your jokes makes it that much more hilarious.
@LiamWinfieldsMusicalEscapades8 жыл бұрын
1:37 I was thinking to myself, "I wonder if they'll do Food Wars," Few seconds later, "Wow, did I predict the shit out of that!"
@dantevic9 жыл бұрын
man your finally back what took you so long.
@OtakuVs9 жыл бұрын
This one took a while! Haha hope you liked it :-) XD
@syntheotaku8 жыл бұрын
lol, that ending was gold!
@banlungx0018 жыл бұрын
ashame to say this , but i don t actually get what is the disadvantage from the mountain of panties represent OxO pls help me !!
@Zdzichu_sgi8 жыл бұрын
Anyone knows song name from 0:24...
@monstermikekjr8 жыл бұрын
MF Doom - Benzoin Gum
@Zdzichu_sgi8 жыл бұрын
Thanx brah..
@monstermikekjr8 жыл бұрын
No problem.
@mypantsarefilledwithbeans65087 жыл бұрын
If you want a harem, just use harem jutsu (or sexy reverse harem jutsu, for the girls). Just a tip
@S10JuMpEr8 жыл бұрын
Cooking food = acid trip with Jimi Hendrix ...Sounds like a good time to me.
@thewaydownmachine8 жыл бұрын
I love your taste in music
@LadyDarkling6668 жыл бұрын
When you eat something so bad that you hear Jimi Hendrix and trip complete balls just before you die. 2:08 Haha.
@burmy17747 жыл бұрын
2:00 - cooking meth
@doujinshivice64838 жыл бұрын
What is the musiclist in the video please ,really want to know the funk one at the beginning and the reminded one aswell
@fbryant_46076 жыл бұрын
What was that song in the middle of the video were the anime girl was high?
@hamsolo12849 жыл бұрын
Great editing! But, how do I get a harem?
@emmethefangirl87857 жыл бұрын
Be the blandest most boring person in the room and you'll have girls swarming you, just watch out for that one girl that seems so sweet, kind, and shy it's unnatural she's probably a Yandere.
@Kuudere_Fanboy4 жыл бұрын
@@emmethefangirl8785 Or she is stupid.
@Kuudere_Fanboy4 жыл бұрын
Its not easy to get or handle a harem, my friend.
@shirazens7 жыл бұрын
Otaku: Dwarf Me: You got to be edwarding kidding me..l
@gokucrash99088 жыл бұрын
in the background school days ed song plays it get louder and louder until your dead
@lead_downpour88548 жыл бұрын
I love the clanad song after the ouran high school host club bit.
@scum03206 жыл бұрын
The transition between all these is . . . Perfect. It’s better cause I know a majority of these anime too
@TH3PLA1NP1L0T4 жыл бұрын
Onodera is best girl. Change my mind
@ricardocavazos13163 жыл бұрын
We'll never know what's the song at 00:36, right Yusef?