The $9 Million Bugatti (309) | Congratulations Podcast with Chris D'Elia

[@SupergoodStudios]

Lotsa new dates announced! chrisdelia.com/tour

[@Mark_B216]

Come to Cleveland motherfucker

[@dork401]

Please consider coming to Alaska ❤

[@Mattd-yn9kj]

Pittsburgh needs you papa

[@user-sd1qb3gf7w]

Yayy, Canadian cities

[@princevegeta-son]

Missed you In Houston... Let me know

[@rudley0innapropriate]

I was at your taping (second show) near the front and can confirm it was an incredible performance. You held the room together perfectly through all the highs and lows. I was cry-lauging for over 20 mins straight at one point. I've never experienced anything like it and will cherish that memory forever!

[@Makeupbyrach18]

I was at that one too!! It was great!❤ I felt so shitty with a tooth infection but it’s the only thing that made me feel better!

[@ChrisDEliaOfficial]

Thank you so much!!!

[@erins.6785]

I was also up front at the second show, there were some terrible hecklers, but Chris did an amazing job!!!

[@ajp1282]

40:30: the frustration behind the bit about Kristen scraping Chris's imaginary Bugatti had me CACKLING in the breakroom 🤣😂

[@jmilz]

A message for Chris’s tour manager: Chris was adamant about not coming to Alaska when we met him in Seattle, but can you try to change his mind, the AK babies have actual log cabins

[@singletrack4614]

I’ve stopped listening to a lot of podcasts, but I will always listen to this one

[@TheThirdNight]

I came to the special in Minneapolis. And I just have to say I love when you aren’t just funny and are able to get serious and open up to the crowd. It shows humility and that you’re human and it’s something everyone can relate to. I think it made your special even better than it already was. Thanks Chris for not being afraid to open up and trusting that it’s something your fans want to hear, because it is. (I was apart of the first taping)

[@mindyhuntbeach8026]

OMG - the plane stories has me cracking up until I cried! Much needed laugh Chris! Thank you!

[@icu3869]

“ This is America” “ it’s nOt AmeRicA iT’s HaWaii” “Sir, time to go” “wHy dOnT yOu jUsT gO diE cuzYoURe nOt aMeRicAn!” 🫵🫨🤳🐶

[@abbyweber3681]

I was at the first taping, incredible show! Got to experience it with my high school best friend. We used to love watching you as 15 year olds, now we’re 22 and love your comedy even more! Thank you for the laughs, we will always cherish them!

[@Blue.Indian]

I've been struggling with anxiety a lot lately. I'm 8 months sober and my life has gotten so much better since I've been clean but I'm still learning how to cope with my emotions without drugs and alcohol. This podcast gives me an hour of relief from my own mind. Thank you!

[@slimcoty133]

Hell yeah man, every podcast is fire. I watch at night while I smoke and I enjoy it very much!

[@mr.stockman2801]

Chris, when are you gonna give the people what they want and come back over to flex avenue? The slave owners on RDR2 are running rampant without you.

[@chukkie5869]

Man, crying at the whole mobile connection part. Great episode ♡

[@househeartbeats]

At the gym listening to this…did my last kettle bell rep right when Chris said “I have to diarrhea RN!” 😂😂😂 busted out laughing

[@dis4doughnuts372]

Nice to know I’m not the only one who listens to this pod while in the gym 👊

[@scozzbaggs9224]

Listening to a comedy podcast at the gym is wild to me

[@burntherest9118]

That’s ballsy, listening to a funny podcast in public. Lmfao. I’d embarrass the shit outa myself. 😂

[@publicalias8172]

@@burntherest9118 nahh fun as hell just look at your phone like someone texted you something funny lol

[@househeartbeats]

@@scozzbaggs9224 lol right? Usually I’m listening to my edm music hahah

[@jordanheimer774]

Most definitely going to drive the two hours from Phoenix to Tucson to see my favorite comedian kill it on stage. Hell yeah! Super stoked.

[@ismaelisaiasramirez]

Keep on keeping on! Tough times don't last, tough people do! Let's go!

[@musicbyerland]

Vigo was scary as fuck, but that librarian from Ghostbusters 1 scarred me for life.

[@kalijuri]

i remember your sniffling guy on another flight. these stories make me choke with laughter.

[@nutellanebula]

We love the plane stories

[@michaelroy6046]

Hopefully Portland Maine will be on the tour schedule 🤞

[@tommygreenthumbs]

Usually watch these episodes on Friday nights after my week of work while I smoke a few bowls. It's definitely the me time I need from the wife and 5 kids lol thanks for doing this for us on a weekly basis. Just chillin in the tall, dank grass.

[@mowchenks]

Absolutely can not wait to see you in Edmonton, have to drive 5 and a half hours but its all worth it!

[@alexmorgan286]

Do you have any idea how excited I got when you said you were gonna be in Minneapolis?? I bought tickets IMMEDIATELY for the second showing. It was such an amazing performance and it got S'deeper and it was funny and everything that I love about your comedy.

[@googleedood9721]

Congratulations.

[@wes7949]

Con-gargle-lations

[@WillCookSound]

Cosparpalations

[@tbortolli]

Compartmentation

[@nickgrimes6484]

Constipations

[@BrandonsChillen]

Conglobulations

[@berkbrown]

Just bought tickets to you SLC show. Literally so excited!

[@valentinaohlala]

That’s like me and “Beef: It’s what’s for dinner.” Must’ve only seen that commercial twice and haven’t forgotten it 😂😂😂

[@justline_emup2387]

From Toronto, seen the tickets for Toronto, figured out it was actually an hour and a half away from me in Toronto and STILL bought the tickets, EEYYYEEESSSS

[@kenzielove99]

Hahahaha I am dying at the airplane bit. And when he compared his wife to a sock puppet 😂😂🤣😂🤣🤣

[@djeufd834923lkfrkj]

Bro, thanks for the Vancouver shout out! Look forward to seeing you here!

[@slimjadeyyy]

* Depression kicking in * god: don’t worry Chris uploaded me: phew

[@andye5724]

Proof laughter heals ALL... In dark times making someone laugh will help.

[@franklee9985]

Dude! The sound board bit with the fake Jordan’s guy?! E’yes dude! Need more of that one 😂

[@SLCclimber]

We asked, you listened. You're finally coming to Salt Lake. Super stoked man, hope you enjoy yourself while you're in town! Shout out if you need any food recommends, we have the best breakfast, indian food, and greek food.

[@MexicanMartialArts]

3:03 Same here. Wayne's World. 😆 So Juan Fire immediately came thru....

[@jamesd1586]

So happy youre coming to Ottawa!! See u there

[@brettk8717]

I love the tour reports. So much.

[@saltamburello]

New sound board is fire

[@caseychin3698]

It's SILLY GOOSE TIME!!! Ahhh YES!!! 🤟💪😁

[@matthewslifecrisis2701]

New sound board lit 🔥

[@jeffersonnalley3239]

Coming to see you in Colorado Springs since I missed you in Denver.

[@mrgreenearrow]

I was at the 2nd show in Minneapolis. It really was amazing. Life Rips.

[@melissasalsbury4705]

This will be Chris's Eras tour. 💃🏻

[@carmine.pirulli]

Can't wait to see ya in Ft. Myers, Chris!

[@TaraBrownBeautyandBody]

9 million dollar Bugatti....no dents!!!

[@StackRunItUp]

This dude is so young. Crazy.

[@storyboardmatt]

so glad you are coming to canada! we are coming to see you in calgary!

[@kettle728]

Calgary! YESSSS DUDEEEEE - See you there!

[@nooskigolf]

Portland baby!! Great show

[@Kronikman07]

29:30 I had that happen with my ceiling fan in my bedroom. I just stopped using it. I heard this whining sound and I just couldn't stand it. Once I heard it start, I can't stop hearing it.

[@Hozaritt]

You can’t fool me that wait till the plane lands to hijack it bit was definitely written by chat gpt!

[@intendedviewer922]

You took us for a ride in that first show in Boston! I wont forget it 🤘

[@coreymonday1375]

Loving these new sound effects

[@justintroy1196]

The bag thing is kinda hilarious ngl

[@Mike2488]

There WAS a big blizzard the night before your special, I had to break my back shoveling so we could make it. Was sad not to see Denny at all but Mz Gonzalez killed, and then we loved your show Chris. Even the parts we heard twice 😂

[@Leannabananaism]

Got my Calgary tickets!! Runk.

[@zackmacdonald8236]

Phone alarm story... I'm laughing harder than I ever have before ( s'foreign)

[@joewagner1677]

we love Chris Delia in Milwaukee, we really do dude. but Chris, Hollywood is far from Wisconsin. I litteraly work in old cow barn everyday so we couldn't make it to the show but we love you. life rips

[@JamesNaro]

Bro you’re coming to Hamilton!! I’ll see you there bro! I have never seen a live show of yours so I’m extremely excited.

[@777chameleon]

new year new sound bites baby LETS GOOOO

[@justenparshall6811]

Life rips baby let’s gooooo!!!

[@SongwritingJoe]

“I felt ready- but I’ve only been performing this hour for EIGHT MONTHS.” Hey. Suh long. Be better.

[@MrJMO78]

Swear to god I can’t hear Milwaukee without saying it “Mele-a-Walk-aee “ GG Juan! Wayne’s World!!

[@amandawalters6447]

Can't wait to see you in here in pueblo co!!!

[@jarrettwuttunee8996]

So stoked you’re still coming to Vancouver!! I was trippin for a sec😅

[@rubenruiz5809]

The plane video was hysterical

[@ligmadisease6969]

when her alarm went off i wouldve been like "bomb wtf?"

[@househeartbeats]

Seriously having the most off day of OFF days and not feeling like having a silly goose time….but These plane stories are 💩 🔥 😂😂

[@ronsolemn]

People that enjoy this humor are my type of people

[@artbybalint]

I saw you in Daytona and if you’re going to be in Orlando I’ll definitely come out and see you bro!

[@MichaelJComedy]

Chris! I’m an aspiring comedian and an ICU Travel Nurse by trade, inspired to start my own podcast and comedy journey. Would be so honored to even be on your show for one minute.

[@frankbif1739]

Fuck ya dude, love that you're coming to Hamilton! Got the tickets!! 🤙

[@lukelafontaine9483]

You'll probably run into my good friend Jason Allen who is also a comedian in Hamilton! You can't miss him he looks like a Viking

[@danielg4482]

new sounds are actually fire frfr

[@lukedirtz7456]

Yes for Charlotte NC!!!!

[@makeshiftadventures]

Chris we grew up with phone books...phone numbers, addresses, everything in a big yellow book. Ppl so paranoid tend to forget that

[@BrokeAfSenpai]

I’m going to be honest, that ladies alarm and her questioning would’ve made me react like a knucklehead.

[@xramons3465]

Thanks for making my day better tired eagle 🦅 ❤️❤️

[@Kdog708]

It’s okay to be angry about the lady asking. People are so clueless I would’ve gotten up and opened the hatch myself

[@omarmac1]

3:50 I love……… Kelsey Grammer on ghostbusters busters two ❤

[@zts693]

Chrissss I need you to come further south in Florida. West Palm, Ft Lauderdale, Miami, any of em!

[@JustinHoneck]

This episode was 100% the one where he took the Vyvanse

[@ThatDvdeMatt]

LITTLE ROCK BABY LETS GO FINALLY

[@GENREPOZA]

Bro was lettin you know aint shit was gonna happen to your bag. Thats a weird way to thank him

[@voxhumana2able]

Mil-ee-waa-kay. It’s from Wayne’s World!

[@daddymcpapi7520]

"YA GOIN' PEE-PEE" 😂😂😂

[@nancyjones6780]

Haha the first thing I noticed was your hair. I was gonna say bedhead, but hey.....it's good hair!❤

[@vvvramos]

Actually it’s pronounced mee-lee-wok-eh which is Algonquin for 👐 “the good land” 😆 love that movie

[@marcoacosta5981]

DON'T PUSH ME

[@endlessprogression9543]

Algo hit 🙌

[@kevinmathewsjr6090]

"Or.. I'm the psychic Indian." Lol

[@Ghostbustin]

The Brea show was firing on all syllables

[@DanielDanger420]

Wayne's World and Wayne's World 2 are my favourite movies.

[@johnmichaelvaughan]

Kauai represent!! Thats just the surface level of crazy peeps out there

[@Temperance206]

I'm the same with Millie-walk-A 😂❤

[@JordanMcManus]

I told Chat-GPT to write a joke in the style of Chris D'Elia about how his son Calvin will grow up to be an astronaut who saves humanity and sells cheese to aliens from the 5th dimension. This was the output: "You know, I was thinking about my son Calvin the other day, and I realized he's definitely gonna be the one to save humanity AND sell cheese to aliens from the 5th dimension. I mean, why not, right? Picture it: Calvin's all grown up, he's an astronaut, and he's out there in space, just cruising through the cosmos like it's no big deal. But he's not just any astronaut, no, no, he's a "Goudanaut", man. You know, like Gouda cheese, but in space. So, Calvin's out there, single-handedly saving humanity from some asteroid or cosmic catastrophe, and he's doing it in style, like, "Oh, hey, Earth, you're welcome for the save. No biggie, just another day being an astronaut-slash-cheese salesman." And then these aliens from the 5th dimension show up, and they're all like, "Yo, Calvin, we heard about your cheese, man. We gotta get in on that." Calvin's like, "Yeah, well, you know, it's not just any cheese. This is earth cheese, baby. You won't find this stuff anywhere else in the universe." The aliens are all, "Wow, that's impressive. We'll trade you our interdimensional secrets for a taste of that cheddar." And Calvin's just like, "Deal, but only if you throw in some of those 5th-dimensional sunglasses. I mean, I can't be out here saving humanity AND selling cheese without looking cool, right?" So there you have it, folks. My son Calvin, the astronaut who saves humanity, makes interdimensional cheese deals, and looks cool doing it. Who knew all that practice stacking blocks as a kid would pay off this big, man?"

[@jordanheimer774]

😂😂😂 diarrhea-ring😂😂😂 made me cry! So funny dude!

[@HighFightIQ]

I always say Milwaukee “Milly-Walkay” too

[@gabrielgudger6455]

Yo somebody needs to tell Matt chill with the xanny about his dog needing his own seat on the plane 😂

[@stanclayton1085]

Yesss!!! Another 3 years talking about another kid I was so happy that was about over! better be on patreon, so I can listen all about your kid again!!!!.....where can I send my money for that!!!!!

[@onenonlysash1590]

Oh man you in van I'm there

[@Gottislaps]

Chris is the best❤