Joe Rogan & Chris D'Elia ROAST Bryan Callen for Looking Like Magneto

[@nuclearlemonade7519]

"He's real gay, and he's real old, and Bryan looks older and gayer" legendary

[@Tekken5Master]

I read this as they said it, and it made it even more hilarious.

[@theworkethic]

NuclearLemonade lmao

[@TheLostDude7]

I remember bobby saying on theos podcast, someone on this painting is gay, but doesn't want me to reveal the info.. I swear he almost turned to callens Pic .. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

[@vishalsheoran8257]

NuclearLemonade you deserve a medal for this mate 🙌🏻

[@replicantona]

@@TheLostDude7 No, of course not.

[@mymistymountainhop]

They are both so happy when callen arrives just to rip on him lol

[@mikeockslong5047]

There's always one in every friend group lmao

[@pacific570]

Mike ockslong in comedy it’s every friend you have

[@nikkid999]

It's so beautiful in a weird way ey! Man I miss mates like this... So rare now days but shiiiiiit it's exactly what you'd say to him ey!

[@SuperFUNKMASTERG]

Its callens art for people to roast him. He thrives on it

[@nikkid999]

@@SuperFUNKMASTERG yeh you can tell! Kinda like he loves it because he's the centre of attention when it's happening... plus, he's responses are nearly always way to easy you couldn't not say something to him! 😂

[@xannosp.6894]

I LOST IT at “keeps my core warm in case I need to generate torque”

[@AB-gz9yb]

He’s hilarious

[@cr-it5lh]

😂😂😂

[@xNYRmike]

Sounds like Mac from its always sunny 😂

[@beem9335]

@@xNYRmike true 😂

[@zachrorke9046]

"I'm not fat ... I'm cultivating mass"

[@jaywilliams6250]

Brian’s excuses are so effortlessly ridiculous 😂 “I was holding water and I ate cheese that night” 😂

[@aestheticalrose4553]

I’m so glad someone mentioned this 🤣

[@doroteogarza2265]

He's bullshitting, that's what he does. Everyone takes him too serious.

[@gasser5001]

Yea I lost it. Lmao. I love this shit.

[@gasser5001]

@@doroteogarza2265 no one’s taking him seriously. It’s all a joke. Lol. They’re all comics…. What.

[@macq3425]

@@doroteogarza2265 Nobody is taking it serious beside you it seems

[@luigichallis1439]

"Ian McKellen's gay isn't he?" "He's real gay and he's real old. And Bryan looks older and gayer." 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[@allanjim3]

I was crying 😂 when Joe said what his wife told him; “you already look like a wife beater, so don’t wear one.”

[@Wond3rland___]

Absolutely lost it

[@crystolas810]

And Bryan keeps saying how big his shoulders are....."dude look at the shoulders in front of you..."

[@utson13]

@chip chipperson chippahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[@ericforsyth]

For all the shit they gave him for wearing a wifebeater, he’s wearing a fucking t-shirt

[@kaibe5241]

@@ericforsyth he had one underneath.

[@ludo3375]

God I love Callen. Him and Delia have the chemistry of brothers

[@nikkid999]

Daaam! So so true ey!!!!! And Joe's like the younger bro trying to be with his older brothers!

[@FrankDickerstein]

Joel McHale has great chemistry with him too. He needs to be on when D'Elia is.

[@christianvitale8560]

You mean like father and son but we get the point 😂

[@boofert.washington2499]

I can't stand either of them.

[@nikkid999]

@@boofert.washington2499 boofer, I can't stand you.

[@Chaelsonen]

when callen explains that the only reason hes wearing a wife beater is because he might need to throw a roundhouse kick over the course of the day

[@4Timesdafunky]

"I will kick my way to the airport!"

[@danielstudart2062]

@@4Timesdafunky JCVD impersonator. Awesome reference

[@MrH347]

Bryan Callen is the greatest when it comes to set ups for his own roasting. So much respect to the man all in the name of comedy

[@slippy4586]

I'm upset we may never get a podcast like this again....

[@BoomBoomLou]

You're going to get what check marks give you. Think like them and don't have a mind of your own ever. If you think for yourself that's going to be a negative mark against you as a person. Have a nice day.

[@Gnossiene369]

Your life must suck so bad.

[@williet8941]

i know. i miss chris so much

[@redboy8985]

@@BoomBoomLou 900 IQ moment in the comments.

[@elliottalonso2405]

@@BoomBoomLou usually when you type words they should all make sense

[@ghostsade3]

"It keeps my torso warm" "It's like 78 degrees outside!" Lmfaoo

[@zambuzan]

Ah give him a break he’s like 70. Cant be throwing your back out while throwing a roundhouse at blazing speeds

[@killinqsworth1156]

Oscar Rodriguez and you wanna keep the midsection tight just in case they wanna... gotothe bodyyyy

[@mustafaarslan4583]

And with that statement, He confirmed that he is in fact gayer and ilder than Ian McAllen

[@kaibe5241]

For torque, bro. hahahaha. How he can say that with a straight face is beyond me.

[@j.r09160]

Dont forget the torque

[@Axolotl_Mischief]

Callen is like a real-life Kramer. Dude is a straight up character 🤣

[@ProductProbes]

Agreed! I love that dude!! Hahahahaha

[@moihawk666]

i thought you meant obligatory racist

[@nikkid999]

So so true ey! He walks in and everything starts

[@Montoya1991]

I know man , that's callen charm tho and why ppl like him lol

[@Charmer4856]

Magneto Callen 🤣🤣🤣

[@CZRXCZR]

This trio was long overdue.

[@ghostfacekilla16]

“Trio”, these two dwarfed Rogan like an eclipse. Comedy finally shined.

[@steevinsuhgahl1161]

Poor Sasso...

[@thomasrainbow]

These three have never been on JRE before at the same time!??

[@unbalancedlibra9788]

Thomas Rainbow and they will never again

[@mattstephens6137]

Idk man im sensing some strange chemistry with Rogan and D'elia. Maybe Rogans hunting skills picked up on Chris' antics. But Callen and D'elia are gold.

[@macyoung6634]

Bryan is a legend for sending the crew to the improv. My respect for him just went up.

[@superthrustjon]

Nobody handles getting ripped on like callen. He’s great, and the way he often is getting ganged up on but changes the momentum onto someone else, a real master.

[@carlitopowe4105]

" The Older Gayer Magneto " that's a phrase I'd ever imagine myself hearing ever 😭😭😂

[@SubjectiveFunny]

in case you dont know, ur probably gay, just unable to admit it..

[@carlitopowe4105]

No No thanks for defending me. It just stops being a fun experience on KZbin when you got dicks like Blake Blake over here all over.

[@SubjectiveFunny]

@No No No No No No, YOURE projecting!

[@SubjectiveFunny]

@@carlitopowe4105 stop being so serious pal, life is short..

[@carlitopowe4105]

Blake Blake eh only serious one here was you and your first comment lol. I'm gay btw. I've been in a gay relationship since 2015. Thanks for that know it all.

[@jhyland87]

"You wearing a wife beater?" "No *accidentally lifts shirt revealing wife beater*" lmao

[@spliffsenseiroejogan9380]

J H 😂😂😂

[@jhyland87]

@@Sprite_525 two layers? No.. He had THREE! Lol

[@lukeshioshio]

The problem isn’t the wife beater, it’s the fact that people call it that

[@jhyland87]

@@lukeshioshio yeah, i never understood why it was called that. So silly.

[@TheLostDude7]

@@jhyland87 had something to do in Russia or so a long time ago where they have classes to beat your wife. It's legal to slap you're wife there.. Fucked up huh

[@BigSnipp]

Joe's wife had the funniest joke at the end.

[@highlanderholyfield855]

Both their behaviors change dramatically when Bryan gets there, you could tell they were struggling talking to each other just 1 on 1 lol. I think everyone kinda has that friend who sets the atmosphere in their group and without that friend things can be quiet and awkward

[@trevorjalla]

Kinda like George Costanza and Elaine... Doesn't really work without Jerry or Kramer present. But no other pairing in the group suffers the same stillted awkwardness. I think they both realise implicitly, that without Jerry in common or at least Kramer's oddball factor - they'd have zero reason to be friends. If anything, they would probably in fact hate one another 😆

[@KobaAM]

I thought the same when I heard them talking at the start.

[@AlexVargas-op3wb]

It’s funny because that’s so true. I’m usually the guy that eases the awkward tension because I do what Bryan Callen does…I set up people perfectly to poke fun at me. I don’t mind being the butt of the joke. It’s all in good fun. There’s been situations when two friends of mine are hanging out and they keep asking me when imma get to their location and when I get there you can tell the whole vibe changes. But again it’s because I usually am a clown. Haha

[@briantrowbridge8134]

I honestly don't see how people can say bryan callen isn't funny, and hella sharp. He is a borderline improv genius, his ability to open or restart a comedic dialogue is incredible. Every funny moment in this clip is either at Bryan's expense, or one of Bryan's long winded jokes

[@bubsterjohnson7438]

Dude is fucking hilarious lol

[@thedude633]

Bryan “I’m in my 40s” Callen

[@Thehomelessathlete]

bryans always late

[@realMaverickBuckley]

Haha! Hes been 48 for 5 years since he turned 49.

[@norfy]

"You already look like a wife beater. Don't wear one" lol Joe's wife is funnier than he is

[@frankiediamonds718]

Yo this dude looks like hugh jackman and bob saget had a baby LOL

[@martinstevely4785]

Kinda reminds me of Ted Bundy?!

[@DC66DC]

That's Chris delia you filthy casual

[@redsledgeblu5234]

@@DC66DC who gives a fuck

[@sephondranzer]

frankie reyes aaaand now I can’t stop seeing it...

[@bito2337]

This comment deserves more upvotes

[@mowler740]

Reality is often disappointing

[@timeallofgreatestthe]

Chris was so happy when Brian walked in. His energy went through the roof lol

[@angeloespinozajr4304]

The only thing these two have in common is hating on Bryan 😂

[@Brosky1998]

Angelo Espinoza Jr lmao

[@realphoenixking]

Exactly. Everyone in this group of friends shits all over Called constantly. I don't think any of them genuinely like him.

[@nikkid999]

Think that's the same with all of them tho hahhaa

[@nikkid999]

Full common dominator

[@babaroga73]

@@realphoenixking No, they do that BECAUSE they love him.

[@hondawilky]

“I was holding water! I had eaten a lot of cheese probably that night.” 😂😂😂😂😂

[@ctrlshiftn2132]

Scrolled down and heard him say this as I read your comment. Don't know what that means but yeah.

[@charliereczek9690]

Underrated line

[@FirstLastFirstLast]

Probably a big bowl of chilli

[@Illumirage]

"I was holding water, I'd eaten a lot of cheese probably that night"

[@therealturdferguson8355]

Was on his period also 🤣!!

[@SovereignMoney]

but did you notice symmetrical his face is and how sharp his nose is?

[@BigKO89]

@@SovereignMoney 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@BroKEnCaPSLoCk1]

Four months later Joe has left Cali and Chris and Callen are cancelled We are in the matrix

[@nonamesinenomine]

Now joe is.bring cancelled for whatever reason the left comes up with idk

and callen cried for chris. then a few months later says he not a close friend lol. rogan got out for more than 1 reason.

[@Psilocybin77]

@@nonamesinenomine I think a lot of people are mad he made a deal with spotify at the moment....for what that's worth. People get mad about everything.

[@blazaybla22]

@@nonamesinenomine You've lost your fucking mind if you think the left is the only side that does that

[@barringtonfisher87]

@@blazaybla22 he didn't say everyone doesn't. But the left are the ones mad at him so it's relevant

[@Goofaquarius]

I’m upset that this podcast isn’t available anymore.. I watched it maybe a dozen times. One of my favorite episodes 😓

[@tycook9380]

It’s online.

[@benespinoza4384]

Bring back alex jones. The world needs the memes now more than ever.

[@eugenelinton8515]

Joe “scared of CIA coming after his family” Rogan 😂😂

[@atillacnar5785]

He is a fucking moron

[@bhew7409]

we enough have morons burning down 5g masts already

[@valsan1323]

@@atillacnar5785 Takes one to know one eh?

[@alexanderbrown1578]

B Hew *patriots

[@Ryoufriggingserious]

Bryan is such a sweet human being. Gotta love him.

[@MBGA2025]

If your gay 🤣

[@barombolobombolo1501]

dont bully him tough. He will kill you.

[@bobbybolan5516]

“Well you used to open for me” smooth Callen

[@deepsleepdiver]

He got that word in edge wise. Very quietly and quickly 😆😆

[@imakebeats203]

Its Like shaq throwing his rings @ Barkley

[@douglasbalduino850]

ryan norris nah, just means you dont understand humor

[@jaygeist8371]

norris jesus christ, just shut the fuck up already

[@OBoFbooshakalaka15]

Sol6rG6mes ForYou the fact that he said nothing the whole time

[@sbsasser]

“I’ve just been training” Chris- “training what dolphins ?”🐬🤣

[@shanerobinson01]

"Have you ever worn a colour besides earth tones" had me chuckling 🤣😂

[@candycolriv]

Lmao “this story ends in tears huh “ 😂😂

[@grizzlyjimmy135]

Bryan “I’m gonna breath through my mouth now” Callen

[@iamSOUND]

I love this, amazing banter and nobody gets offended, pure comedy

[@its_just_fish_original]

"he's older and gayer than the gayest old guy." I need this for a ringtone.

[@seesidesummerhouse6112]

All Delia episodes are not on spotify

[@meosh930]

Jo: (calmer now)...when he was younger... Chris interrupts: Couldn't imagine. 😆 😄

[@puremaledark8305]

In all seriousness, now is the time to have Alex Jones back on. The world needs it

[@dahalofreeek]

He could get JRE banned if he spreads coronavirus misinformation. It's a bit risky.

[@davidrhay]

We don't need Alex Jones because.. Will Sasso

[@ZeeMo313]

The last thing we need is that blabbering idiot spouting off more fear propaganda in order to sell his shitty overpriced products

[@ZeeMo313]

@Blank you're the guy that bought a water filter from him so you didn't get gay bombed huh?

[@zzzzzzzzzzz6]

"It keeps my mid body warm, so I have to generate torque in case I need to throw a kick" lmfaooo 😂😂

[@Jacket97]

Never seen someone take a roasting better than Callen

[@jumpingilly732]

6:06 The breath Chris takes when Joe says Ian McKellen, he instantly knows they’re RIPPING Bryan for this

[@chrisdelagarza8048]

JOE “I look 👀 like a wife beater” ROGAN

[@HaikesXO]

6:24 Chris’s laugh lmao kills me

[@brandontu226]

HaikesXO 😂😂😂😂

[@pabloescobarz2457]

Dude 6:44 got me

[@thescoobymike]

This one of the funniest observations Joe has ever made lmfaooo

[@nikkid999]

Straight up ey!

[@nikkid999]

Actually had me laughing out loud! None of this lol shit.. ACTUAL LAUGHTER OUT LOUD..on my own in my apartment..loud as shit. Belly laugh

[@gagestevens3759]

Cant believe Spotify deleted this episode....

[@Boz0O]

Bryan Callen looks more like a young Ron Paul

[@robert_5974]

One of the funniest moments I've seen in a while but gotta give it up to Brian who is quick on the feet and didn't miss a beat

[@Bo_112]

7:23 Rogan has a retired SEAL security team patrolling/guarding his sanctuary? My perspective of that place has changed. I guess the trolls trying to break in and bomb the podcast rate is at an all time high.

[@odessawadford3663]

Joe likes looking at their muscles

[@nathanfraudik5840]

Really curious huh? It at least got MY attention... to think you have a team of NAVY SEALS, a fucking trained specilazed group of combat guys, out the door guarding the room where you do podcast, really crazy!! MONEY is POWER!

[@casualcynic1758]

Rip Chris and Bryan both. They will be forever missed.

[@trollingthenewbs_cm9910]

Almost every highlight that involves Bryan is just everybody bagging on him 😂

[@Sirbossman]

I love the bryan and chris chemistry every time they’re together

[@TheTodd5761]

"You already look like a wife beater, dont wear one" 🤣 that's great...I gotta remember that one

[@n00dl3]

"Brian its 80° out!" 😂

[@92wanted]

I haven't seen Joe have this much fun in a interview

[@KimchiKakashi]

You should check out the one he had with Nikki Glaser

[@jessicabetts7110]

Pretty sure Chris let out a sneaky fart at 4:43 and because joe didn’t realise he acted like nothing happened 🤣 OOPS

[@cobeliu]

where is this episode? I think Spotify took it down and I need a taste of when they weren't canceled.

[@noahhigdon5106]

Bryan “look at how symmetrical my face is” Callen

[@AXLFREEDOM]

Who would've ever guessed that not even 6 months later both Callen and D'Elia would stop their podcasts and have their careers ruined because of Twitter.

[@drewski103]

Yeah cause of twitter not cause of their own sexual misconduct, gotcha

[@jameslogan3508]

@@drewski103 there is no denying that they both behaved inappropriately. Sexual misconduct is something that has gone unpunished for a very long time. For what they both did they deserve to face a judge and be sentenced. However nowadays in the climate we live in, regardless of the truth, regardless of what actually happened, you are immediately guilty if accused. No trial, no questions, you’re guilty. You can ruin someone’s career and ruin their life all you have to do is come forward after 15 years of not saying anything and boom death sentence for the person you accuse. In this case I’m sure they are both guilty. But it’s a shame for all the men that aren’t guilty and have their life ruined by someone throwing out accusations.

[@letmegetuhhh3959]

@@drewski103 delia there's some weight to the accusations even though a few have been debunked but callen seemed innocent. Haven't seen anything damning about him

[@user-wb7nv9ht1g]

Just need the third muscateer Joey Diaz

[@E0572-e1n]

@@jameslogan3508 dude callen is definitely not guilty. Delia is questionable though but him releasing the text threads with the “supposed” underage women he hit on, kinda destroyed a lot of the weight behind his accusers. From the looks of it he did nothing illegal. There is for sure serious victims of sexual harassment out there but there’s also a lot of women looking for attention by jumping on the bandwagon, making it hard to discern reality from fantasy

[@MrZoran84]

The comedic chemistry with these guys is amazing.

[@ricksanchez7025]

Rogan cracking up in the background is just perfect.

[@ID1visor]

That wheezing 4:00 😂 Gotta love Chris too 6:43 From here till the end is just gold 8:55

[@jrregaladovision]

One of the funniest moments of podcast history 🤣🤣🤣

[@Yellowbullet714]

“OG” Magneto Older and Gayer Magneto 🧲 🧚‍♂️ Lol

[@LedgersLifeCoach]

Callen made himself the “love to hate” guy. We didn’t do that to him.

[@dariusdina8561]

Chris was so excited to see Brian it’s hilarious! 😂

[@klarkkent9321]

Girls locker room: P.E sucks, I hate it. Boys locker room: 6:14

[@markwullner624]

This ep isn’t on Spotify or KZbin?

[@thomasellis445]

The big brother have deleted them

[@bruhbruhbruhbuhbruh8859]

6:44 listen to that laugh!!! priceless!!!

[@jcnunya8162]

Love how Joe had to step in to save the day every time Brian was about to unload on Delia

[@jrivera6756]

"How are you gonna help me" ..."magneto's helmet" lmfaooooo

[@Rocky305MS]

The ageing process of Bryan is hard to watch and scares me.

[@neenaw]

Chris needs to be a regular

[@alexbordelon14]

How about have chris back on jre and quit treating him like an outcast

[@wilabanodeniro9780]

6:57 “how are you gayer than me?” 😂😂😂

[@Michael_MW]

I love being roasted like this by my friends. Lmfao

[@Aroused_Pineapple]

The last time you'll see these two guys together. End of an Era.

[@pretzelheaddd]

Good riddance

[@roberteichner3021]

Why?

[@monnomestaaron9495]

@@roberteichner3021 both called and Delia have been accused of sexual misconduct

[@kjax0630]

@@monnomestaaron9495 D'Elia is guilty for sure lmao not so sure about Callen

[@monnomestaaron9495]

@PrEcIs3 Gaming some.one asked why Princess calm down

[@brandonhallam51]

Did Joe say he has Navy Seals guarding the door?

[@BobbyTMF]

Brandon Hallam probably the next guests. He does have security there though so potentially

[@user-hd8ej8yx9p]

now that's badass...

[@jehovaswitness7214]

Jocko hooked joe up with security contractors he did the same with Jordan Peterson.

[@starkicker5623]

I mean joe is worth like 50 million...he can afford whatever he wants.

[@marvelousllama6880]

Yeh hes mentioned before that he had two ex navy seals on security. One of his ex navy seal guests also mentioned that he was chumming it up with them before their podcast started.

[@kyletitterton]

"You wear a wifebeater like a play from the 40s!" 😂

[@blip3337]

“I was holding water and I had a bunch of cheese earlier...” hahah what tf does that mean

[@WhiteRabbit495]

“You should never kick anybody” 😂😂😂😂

[@paulfarmer9443]

They love Bryan It’s funny to watch Chris and Joe getting eager for him to arrive

[@320speed]

Bryan Callen is the type of guy to take his trousers all the way down when he goes to pee.

[@Squidiot]

“The older, gayer Magneto” is literally the funniest fucking thing I’ve heard in as long as I can remember. I laughed for 10 minutes.

[@brother.love143]

Anybody else here after the news broke out?

[@requestcontainsinvalidargu185]

Yes. I hope it's bullshit. Or atleast pure metoo tactics.

[@nashvilleantiques8691]

@@requestcontainsinvalidargu185 even if it is false just the allegations alone are enough to tarnish and permenantly dent his career

[@tinkiewinkie9210]

It's not false, when a girl tells you she's 16, you drop out straight away. I liked him before this happened.

[@nashvilleantiques8691]

@@requestcontainsinvalidargu185 lol

[@andohish27]

Yeah crazy to think that Bryan and Chris aren't friends anymore

[@HotStrange]

Watching comedians who are friends, just ripping on each other, is always hilarious. The older, gayer magneto joke was so good.

[@spliffsenseiroejogan9380]

Joe “the older gayer magneto” Rogan

[@iNostraD]

Funny thing is that Ian McKellen, guy that plays Magneto in the movies, is gay (and also old).

[@spliffsenseiroejogan9380]

Roy 😂facts they ain even mention that like 5 times

[@justinsullivan5839]

Roy I think that’s the point

[@callledonia123]

'The older gayer Magneto' is Full O'Dents new nickname

[@NaturalHypertrophy]

Magneto was the coolest mutant. He would have never gotten caught in the stupid romantic triangle that ruined Wolverine in the moovies

[@Thehomelessathlete]

ethan deneen

[@fonzoo_4920]

Cow pun

[@bigdoggaming7438]

@M0llY TeNdieS Moovie does feel right...interesting.

[@kylesteele4876]

That's only cause homie had his Lil sub bitch mystique eating his ass

[@kylesteele4876]

@Stephen Murphy hahaha yea for the older gayer Version of magneto it definitely is

[@jaredjosue_]

Bro I wanted to see this podcast so bad but it’s not available both in Spotify or KZbin

[@ImCedReacts]

Man Callen and Chris together are unbeatable

[@rd3095]

"I was holding a lot of water and just ate cheese the night before" -Older Gayer Ian McKellen-

[@yousefqaisi6874]

Breaks my heart knowing that this could never happen again 💔💔

[@squilliam8013]

Sike you thought

[@darianwillis8520]

Joe have them both back on. Who cares. We need it

[@muddymonster7119]

This is one of the great JRE roasts 😂

[@ginacarrano50yearsago15]

He wasn’t lying about the airdrop thing 😂🤣 he’s obsessed with it.

[@The_Wizard_Zoo]

8:38 "This story ends in tears " Didn't age well.

[@cjhill8636]

I mean, it aged fine to most people?!