The A.S.M.R. of 🍍 Pineapple Clemmons

Doctor Cthulhu performs an A.S.M.R. session on Professor Clemmons who recently had his mind and consciousness switched with that of a particular resident of Arkham Sanitarium.
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[@memeingmonkeyman9474]

Professor Clemmons has never looked more like a snacc until now

[@edelweiss6634]

OwO

[@kropotkinnie]

i'd beg to differ

[@thisisntevenmyfinalform6623]

He a snacc that attacc

[@cas995]

HA....I get it

[@thatdude2248]

I disagree

[@goldenglee4819]

“Mommy wheres Daddy?” “Oh honey he’s in the basement, dressed as Cthulhu and bisecting a pineapple”

[@braeden9350]

lol haven't heard that one before.

[@XAVR_]

*Dr Cthulhu

[@superfighter064]

“Mommy what’s bisecting ?”

[@jcs6387]

Good to see the American household hasn't changed much in the past twelve millennia.

[@willerin5909]

Jumpy Cat you mean Kevin?

[@podgypanda8199]

I had no idea I could be emotionally invested in the well being of a pineapple.

[@gotmemes7090]

Just think about that for 10 seconds or more

[@Nathan55411]

You're invested? Really? Because I don't know about you but I don't trust the professor

[@podgypanda8199]

@@Nathan55411 he convinced me to partner with him. I invested when the pineapple trade market was low. In hindsight it was a bad buisness deal but I can just eat my investment before it goes sour.

[@ramennoodlesbruh9863]

This is going to sound stupid, but I was scrolling through your supscriptions and noticed that you were subscribed to goldglove. IDK, it just makes the internet seem smaller. Goldglove subscribers chilling on a lovecraftian asmr channel, pretty cool.

[@podgypanda8199]

@@ramennoodlesbruh9863 you can tell alot about a person by who they are subbed too.

[@Anonymous-is3wd]

Crazy to think that pinnaple was harvested and processed with thousands and thousands of others and it all led to it being chained up and used for asmr 😂😂

[@adris3129]

Idem

[@magus3872]

Chosen one.

[@chicnflopper6460]

If you used a lemon you could've gone with Professor Lemons.

[@blulikefriendlyhit1213]

He's probably feeling stupid now, to not have thought of that earlier

[@blulikefriendlyhit1213]

@@DHU11 When has Rift been obscure and serious, also, it's not the first time he does it with a small fruit like a pear or a squash

[@cruzholton1763]

Professor CLemons

[@blulikefriendlyhit1213]

@@DHU11 Heheh, yeah

[@gotmemes7090]

Lol ok that’s funny I’ll give you one point for that terrible pun

[@jiimjaam]

If his name is 🍍 Clemmons imagine how his signature looks.

[@gugaasmr9562]

Signature? On paper? Oh please, his signature requires at least 6 spacial dimensions.

[@aswisscheeseslice7184]

His signature needs to be written through 4 portals 7 dimensions and 13-14 Galaxy's and finally, 354 universes also in cursive

[@deju5302]

People keep talking about doing surgery on a grape, while this guy did a surgery on a pineapple

[@retro_rappers]

oh my god the flying Dutch is really abusing spongebob's house..

[@endermage77]

Now I wanna see ER try doing an actual Davy Jones video Complete with ac-sen-*tuh*

[@magus3872]

Yeah, that would be tentacool.

[@saturnx2911]

The flying Dutch sounds like he has a plan

[@NoEntertainment]

Normal people are probably like "Lmao who is this octopus dude"

[@lillianfox6848]

That's one Handsome Squidward ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@MEGURMAN]

@@lillianfox6848 am I a handsome squidward?

[@nocturne.nocturnal]

It's Octodad

[@bobnotross2882]

Normal people wouldn't watch his videos... ops nevermind

[@NoEntertainment]

you're right though lol

[@luciferrian2473]

I was quite unaware pineapples were so unruly. My family recently adopted (he's a rescue) a pineapple named Maui but I'm a bit concerned now. He's small right now, will he grow very large? He's very well behaved but I think we will look into crate training. Nice point coloration on Pineapple Clemmons, beautiful green. Maui is a Golden Pineapple with some green, he's probably a mix. Anyway, great video.

[@nonec384]

I use to have a read one

[@derpypatotattoe5101]

I have a pinapple, his name is nicholas. He just got done with chemotherapy, so he is losing a lot of hair pieces. He is losing a lot of coloration as well, keep him in your prayers!💗🍍

[@julianwang1825]

Just imagine being an innocent resident at the Sanitarium, grabbing the wrong pineapple at lunch, and accidentally saving the Multiverse.

[@robinhyperlord9053]

Pineapple for lunch?

[@RRTSMPlayz]

@@robinhyperlord9053 I think that he was saying is that we or you accidentally eat a pineapple but has the conscious of professor Clemmons and saved the universe... *Inserts "save the world" theme from undertale here*

[@adashastew]

Must've forgotten to put on your face today but it's cool dude just be yourself. Take off the gloves while you're at it

[@kxl309]

@Brody Roth I'm pretty sure they were just joking around, love.

[@Blu97]

winsana's life They were also joking and mucking about

[@BigDave18]

@@Blu97 bloody wanker. PIP PIP GOVNA! WAPPIN ON THE OLE WAMBENGER?

[@ForgetfulHatter]

keep that thing secure or it'll escape to the ocean *"again"* and a sponge will take up free residence inside it.

[@spookyasmr4820]

Just woke up to this. I am confused

[@benjaminpattison1907]

Dr. Cthulhu is doing ASMR to Professor Clemons. I am jealous of Lemons, as he is getting ASMR.

[@ryner2331]

You must be new here :)))

[@spookyasmr4820]

@@ryner2331 Nah, but isn't the confusion what makes him unique? If none of his stuff confused you, where would the fun be?

[@ogscran2920]

Link you avatar

[@Mr.Animemeguy]

You know dang well the I.V. bag is filled with stolen tingle serum from Dr. T

[@communistrussia127]

Mr. Animemeguy get out with that! Or go to gulag your choice

[@Mr.Animemeguy]

@Jadon Hester Who said Cthulu was the one who stole it?

[@Mr.Animemeguy]

@@communistrussia127 Do you fear the truth? I believe it is scared weaklings such as yourself who shall be sent to The Gulag.

[@TheChankeel]

Mr. Animemeguy I’m reporting this to the tinglebottom authorities, agent tinglesmith will be happy that we found a stolen batch. Thank you for your help 👮🏻‍♂️🤖👍🏼

[@Mr.Animemeguy]

@@TheChankeel Anything for my man Doctor Tinglebottom. I've loved Arkham Sanitarium for a long time, but now that I know that he has secret tingle serum cartels going straight for him, I think I have an even bigger reason not to trust the professor. I still love the others though!

[@ChickenTheDuck1]

Why not make Clemons a lemon?

[@Nameorsmth]

Cave Johnson would burn him

[@CessarVillarreal]

Imagine try to explain this to aliens

[@MrStuniz96]

Please go ahead....

[@mariogallegos4788]

Why explaining it? Let them enjoy it

[@lsdfun]

Dude you need to write books about the rift world or something

[@scientomagician7242]

An asmr rift world mobile game would be fucking cool, Im planning on making my own atm, doing the artwork, but an actual professional one or something done all together by the community would be awesome

[@phoenixgaming6309]

Sciento Magician What’s the game about?

[@lsdfun]

I'm a web developer, but I haven't done anything with games before, but that would be sick.

[@scientomagician7242]

@@phoenixgaming6309 The one im doing art for atm is an ASMR "walk in the woods" mixture of education on flora and fauna and relaxation. Maybe, Im just doing some scenery and weather overlays and stuff, I couldnt find any ASMR games on mobile so I want one lol

[@kallealenbratt4350]

Isn’t the rift world completely based upon H.P. Lovecraft literary work?

[@spookyasmr4820]

Oh great Lord Cthulhu, send tingles down my spine!

[@hatz1107]

Body's achin' all the time

[@McSquiddington]

@@hatz1107 "Goodbye everybody," said the cultist, "I've got to go. Gotta leave it all behind and face the truth!"

[@spookyasmr4820]

MAMA OOOOOOO

[@hatz1107]

Didn't mean to make you cry

[@McSquiddington]

@@hatz1107 "I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all!" occasionally mused Wilbur Whateley.

[@BunnyGirlMet]

OOOOOOOOHHHHH WHO LIVES IN PROFESSOR CLEMMONS UNDER THE SEA?!?!? SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!!!!!

[@BunnyGirlMet]

Andrew Aiello oh -shit- I’ll fix it

[@KaysaDota]

God, the sounds of cutting through Pineapple brain are so great!

[@skulldemond]

Piece of Pinneapple sample falls on to the floor "Ah, we didnt need that piece." Very perfesional behavior that Ive come to expect from you Doctor Cthulhu.

[@Jordvl]

Tfw ur glasses have to be of infinite strength since you have no eyes :/

[@cursedgeorge939]

-Jordvl - He doesn't even have lenses in his glasses. After all, why would he need them?

[@Thymint]

holy crap im so early i was about to find an asmr vid to fall asleep to. great timing, uncle rift!

[@kingsleepingasmr379]

When life gives you Clemmons!

[@finnegannn]

King Sleeping ASMR brilliant

[@neonstudios5525]

You do asmr on them 😂

[@brittneybitch8489]

I Soviet Russia Lemons give you life

[@johnnygreen730]

I’d like to see him turned into a human again and talk about his journey

[@CharlieGirlDoll]

Excellent timing, was just looking for a vid!

[@phazebeast7373]

Clemmons soul is in the pinapple? At least now he is healthy😀

[@brandonshiflet5648]

If you used a lemon you could have been Professor C. Lemons...

[@SickMind42]

when you buy a pineapple but you dont like stressed pineapple so you relacc her

[@ASMRShortbread]

I’m just about to have an afternoon dose and this pops up! Thank you for the superb timing, as always! 🙌🏻

[@MEGURMAN]

A dose of what?

[@MagWasTaken]

@@MEGURMAN bro...she meant doze. Like sleep.

[@Melonology]

Squidward of Catarina heroin

[@Vexington]

Sometimes I watch these and wonder if there's a START HERE video to truly understanding all of what's occurring.

[@revolver5502]

Yeah, that pineapple ain't going nowhere!

[@joelhenry3766]

ASMR Idea for you: A insurance salesman. You could do it legit or be more like a snakeoil version of one. Just thought it seemed like an interesting challenge to try out. No doubt alot of humor can be done with these kinds of salesman. Love your videos. One of my favorite asmrists.

[@Keanux12]

Wait did Ethan Pineapple and professor Clemmons switch bodies?!

[@randomlollipop2287]

no

[@RockyLXXXVIII]

Ethan’s dead as fuck dude

[@phazebeast7373]

@@RockyLXXXVIII lol

[@Lunageldia]

They did. A while ago Ethan, in clemmons' body, offered us Keys, if I remember correctly. Could be wrong, of course. The lore here is too intense for me sometimes.

[@zenny8877]

@@Lunageldia damn real lore we experience when we wake up and think to ourselves, *whos gonna brain swap in the next ER video*

[@colonclosedparantheses293]

*"SPONGEBOB! DO SOMETHING!"*

[@TapdotWater]

I TURNED MYSELF INTO A PINEAPPLE, CTHULHU! I'M PINEAPPLE CLEMMONS!

[@wahkee123]

Ever since I first noticed your Arkham references 6 years ago these Lovecraft videos have always been my favorite, even these goofy ones. I know you probably have a bunch of other videos planned, in production, and possibly even coming out of post as we speak, but i would highly appreciate it if you could make a couple of serious/ominous ones sometime in the future. Your rift world mythos is wonderful and the way you incorporate lovecraftian literature makes it so much better, would just love to be absorbed back into it without getting pulled out of the expierences by occasional giggles. If you made it this far, thank you so much for reading and everything you do for all of us. I hope you are well :)

[@aydensmith5125]

Technically the first Time 2 rift characters appeared on screen at the same time

[@starrs802]

55:36 (the scene with the knife)..me: best...doctor...ever...

[@orchard8852]

The first video I ever watched of yours was your Pineapple video 4 years ago. I can’t remember what it was called but it just reminded me of it.

[@smokeydapear6893]

Was just watching you as you upload, figured I’d hop over

[@Undeadagain]

I can just imagine Prof.'s body running around screaming like a mad man, bangin on rocks and stuff.

[@northerncricket5199]

I cant wait for the fanfic website to go live, I wrote a short story about professor clemmons one night when I couldnt sleep and im looking forward to share it. Love the video, I love seeing Cthulhu and the professor on screen at the same time

[@coqzilla3811]

"... to administer some very special, secret concoction to help provide some additional relaxation ..." Dear Doctor Cthulhu, here on Earth, we call it 'drugs'

[@icecream7033]

The pineapple is the mic

[@anonymousfrikkie2024]

Wow man yoooooo thank you that you told us we never knew it wooowwwww that's *EPIC*

[@billy88keys26]

Or is the mic the pineapple?

[@brittneybitch8489]

In Soviet Russia The Mic is the pineapple

[@tonybarde2572]

Once found myself in R’lyeh General Hospital as Dr. Cthulhu’s Patient and he saved my life!

[@creestl8638]

Great remake for another great video

[@strawbebbiejam]

loooove the pineapple sounds!! I listen to your spotify album with Mrs Pineapple when im not im the mood for ASMR videos lol.

[@thefabledknight]

now this, is epic.

[@froggyslap]

thefabledknight you’ve got it, fellow gamer

[@karliehatcher]

Thumbnail made me lmao, saw the mask and pineapple and was like OF COURSE then I was like OMG he did this for an hour lol! Dedication!

[@riles8435]

Other people:"Infinity War is the best crossover event" Me:

[@magus3872]

An intellectual

[@1kwithoutvideos754]

Is infinity war EVEN AN CROSSOVER

[@tlg3094]

Cthulhu chaining up a pineapple with a lock is just so beautiful

[@SiNCry0]

This is just beautiful and perfect.

[@imex5941]

That's Dr. Professor Pineapple Clemmons to you.

[@paigemurphy109]

Accidentally almost screen-mirrored this to my parent's bedroom... that was close 😧

[@LeDingueDeJeuxVideos]

Dew it

[@FerieMayASMR]

So awesome :) thank you

[@BlitzBaron]

Imagine if rift got robbed whilst making one of his videos Guy just walks and sees Cthulhu with a lab coat cutting a chained pineapple with glasses on camera

[@vbgvbg1133]

Funsyze “Uh”

[@jamescooper4823]

this reminded me of the ood species from doctor who! im not sure if you take suggestions from us but i personally love your content and i think it would be insanely awesome if you did a doctor who themed episode or even small series as they have tonnes of tech and species i think youd have a lot of fun with :)

[@TriousF1]

Did he just kill the professor?

[@AFXPaladin]

Jadon Hester these damn new guys, asking dumb questions.

[@TriousF1]

@@AFXPaladin i just wanted to ask. I'm not really new around here, I've been subscribed for the last three years.

[@TriousF1]

@101DMM yea, I did see that video. Thought I might ask because I saw Rift heart a comment about him potentially killing off the professor and yea.

[@roseopheliashepherd8379]

could you imagine walking in on this with no context, Cthulu taking the blood pressure of a chained up pineapple, you'd phone the police or need eye bleach

[@Renamoose]

The blood pressure cuff part sent waves of tingles

[@SimpleMille]

This is by far the most confusing thing I have ever seen in my life yet. I'm enjoying every second

[@johannakuhn1493]

Thank you E.

[@KWade-bt4dc]

The more intriguing thing to me is not a pineapple with Dr. Clemmons within it, but the fact that there is his body with the mind of a pineapple possibly roaming somewhere.

[@Cobyba]

goddamn this must look so strange from an outside perspective. great video uncle E

[@EvilYoutubePoop]

ive been playing bloodborne and these videos are giving me flashbacks to the amygdala laser bridge

[@baileyabernathy5152]

One thing I realize, Cthulhu will win all staring contests on this channel...

[@archiemaclennan6023]

Cthulhu are you and Nyolothotep doing kinky things? I don't know what you Old Ones are into but...

[@roxasxiii3936]

"everyone who sees the old one Chtulu fall into madness" so clear now

[@longhappyfrog]

Only this man could make an hour video out of a pineapple and an alien mask

[@Vdtrm]

ER ASMR has uploaded. Suddenly Pineapples The A.S.M.R. of 🍍 Clemmons

[@hamosac7588]

Well, that's 2 pineapples down... This man is a maniac if I've ever seen one

[@dylasaurushex8738]

I turned myself into a pineapple Cthulhu! I’m pineapple Clemmons!

[@LornaKelso]

We fought some mind flayers in my D&D group today so even though I’ve seen this character of yours many times before I’m only just realising that that’s what he looks like!

[@thisisntevenmyfinalform6623]

Alternate title "squidward irl restrains a pineapple with a doctorate"

[@skelaiton]

This looks very cool

[@endermage77]

Somebody mentioned "Flying Dutch" in this comment section and looking at this video all I can think of is Davy Jones ASMR Complete with the Ac-Sen-*Tuh*

[@hyenacinth8970]

If anyone is wondering about ER’s amazing masks, a quick google search led me to “immortal masks” and I was able to find his rhino and chuthulu masks on there, and as for his Dave mask, I found that under the name of “barnabas the fish mask”. I’m sure there’s more out there, but I thought this might be helpful for anyone looking for these masks u v u

[@casuallydepressed]

Lol he’s got such silly ideas! I love how creative he is!

[@zaichothepsychoofficial7208]

"woops, hope we dont need that bit" as he drops a part of the professor's "brain" on the floor

[@sebb8347]

Omg just the first four seconds gave me tingles I love chain and lock sounds

[@f.b.i.2366]

Uncle E is posting so much moreee!!

[@lordsaladin361]

Just imagine he pulls out a rubber chicken next and just does asmr with it for 1 hour in his next video cause this man could do no harm.

[@Hoax991]

You should definitely do "When life gives you Clemmons, you make clemonade" video

[@DNVYN]

Nice videos 🔥👌

[@fluffmeister2715]

Great pineapple video i love these but the sad thing is that there wasnt much "sampling" of this delicasy

[@brian.1462]

squid-octopus hybrid puts glasses and chains on a pineapple to help people sleep

[@feelsokayman3959]

Hey Morty! I'M PINEAPPLE COORVUUUUS!

[@elvisjagerabduljabbar9737]

So that is the awakening of Cthulhu ? Not exactly what I expected but why not

[@theslimeassassin3287]

It took me a whole quarter of this video to realize the glasses

[@dredgen-hawk5179]

“Ok...but it’s a pineapple...” - me, throughout the video

[@jonathin9369]

He turned himself into a pineapple, funniest shit I’ve ever seen.

[@toadboydude5015]

The people have spoken Paul, pineapple ASMR is the way of the future.

[@Divine_R]

Please have more magical hand movements in your next video! Those are the best

[@delusionalskits8505]

One day rift will get to 1 mill, hope that day comes soon :)

[@Thefastspark]

You know what would be cool? Maybe a session and lore update on how the patients live and what they do on a daily basis! I think that would be a cool ASMR video or maybe even to add onto the lore of the Rift Verse.

[@Callistosdotcom]

Every day Every day i pray to Cthulhu

[@Smuzya]

Cracking the combination new part pls!

[@colonclosedparantheses293]

(God creating pineapples) G: "Ok so get a fruit." A: "Oh we're making a food for once?" G: "Make it yellow." A: "Mmhmm." G: "Give it little green leaves on top of it." A: "Ok God. You have made a beautiful crea-" G: "Then give it spikes." A: "Okay what the fuck?"