Star Wars transcends television with an episode of The Acolyte so beautiful to belongs in The Louvre. #starwars #theacolyte #disney
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@grandmufftwerkin903726 күн бұрын
The Acolyte has revealed the lastest Force power: Forced relationships.
@20thcenturygamefreak5826 күн бұрын
Underrated 😂
@dearcastiel466726 күн бұрын
"Write what you know" Somehow, the ex-assistant of Harvey Weinstein writing a kidnapping falling in love with her kidnapper after he showed his dick to her feels like something she would know...
@dean_l3325 күн бұрын
Something Darth Weinstein's acolyte would probably have a lot of experience in
@HellonearthlABB22 күн бұрын
@@dean_l33the Jewdi master
@JohnKoenig-db8lk21 күн бұрын
Force-scissoring.
@lalfam305126 күн бұрын
You, sir, are a genius. There's no point in being negative; enjoy their work, just not in the way they intended.
@devobronc26 күн бұрын
The Power of One... The Power of Two... The Power of PAAARRRODYYYY!
@heatherwaldorf25 күн бұрын
@@devobronccorrection! PÄroDËË!
@jamesr.508525 күн бұрын
@lalfam3051 Indeed. I've been doing my best, in the way not intended. And it is slightly more enjoyable.
@nyetzdyec339125 күн бұрын
I refuse to watch it, because I refuse to give them my money to use to make more of their... stuff. The Woke Critic, however... oh yes. Definitely on my playlist.
@bojokowski24 күн бұрын
They made it gay af. F em. Nobody wanted that shit
@wolfen862225 күн бұрын
She is probably the best actress in the existence… her range is incredible… she can go from 😐 to 😐 just like that. Incredible
@Yepper123420 күн бұрын
@@wolfen8622 🤣🤣🤣
@thenaturalpeoplesbureau15 күн бұрын
yas yaas
@seandoherty42367 күн бұрын
Apparently no one ever realized just how *critically* important the forehead is in effective communication before _The Acolyte_
@johnmiwa625626 күн бұрын
The worst part of this episode is that a melanated female fell for her captor so quickly. Compared that with Belle, who took several days, and was labelled by the Wokies as suffering from Stockholm Syndrome. Oh, the ironies that arise from Representation.
@salvatore77126 күн бұрын
The beast didnt kill all of Belles friends and try and kill her sister too.
@VanceHelw25 күн бұрын
Lesbian writing straight relationship : see dong = instant crush.
@nyetzdyec339125 күн бұрын
@@VanceHelw Ironically, I've been told that they watch a fair amount of gay pr0n. Let's see... what was it, that Rachel from the new Snow White said...? Starts with a w?
@user-yp6yr9te7l25 күн бұрын
Who cares? There's abs What Headland thinks the audience thinks
@RU-qv3jl24 күн бұрын
Oh come on, it oprepresentation, she’s oppressed and represented so it’s all good.
@georgehouliaras723926 күн бұрын
It surpass art by using diversity, the power of one. Equity, the power of two. And last but not least, inclusion, the power of maaaaanyyyyyyyy. Truly the greatest piece of entertainment ever produced. My wife's boyfriend and my daughter's girlfriend are thrilled by the show and they adore it.
@AmperSand66626 күн бұрын
😄 "Yaaass, yaaass" 😁
@Idkwhtpsipto26 күн бұрын
😂😂😁👏
@talesofgore942426 күн бұрын
the power of maaaaanyyyyyyyy. you say? Slay!
@nyetzdyec339125 күн бұрын
"Somehow, Palpatine returned." This is when I finally learned that line was actually IN THE SCRIPT. Until now, I thought it was just a joke.
@karmaspromise462625 күн бұрын
Maybe my wife could hang out with your wife’s boyfriend, she says I’m too clingy. And I agree, best Star Wars show ever produced. I cried when the man was sexualized and then I lashed myself 12 times.
@alexneff26 күн бұрын
I cried when she said "theres a tempest in me "
@daviddrabick901825 күн бұрын
And the reply was just as memorable. "Oh, that explains the smell. See a doctor about that."
@johnnielurker24 күн бұрын
and shes so happy riding the horse
@wisp682626 күн бұрын
What if the guy who killed himself with a poison, meditated so much he figured out he's in the show and he noped out of there?
@theevermind25 күн бұрын
Maybe the audience killed themselves, too.
@AReallyUnrealOne26 күн бұрын
Not the critic we wanted, but the critic we deserve: The Woke Critic.
@Officer_Stork_UTTP14 күн бұрын
UTTP BETTER+TOUCH GRASS+GET A LIFE+MY CONTENT BETTER
@Xenomurphy26 күн бұрын
"... and a Sith that makes you stiff." That was brilliant!
@AstroLaVista25 күн бұрын
Haha I read this comment then looked down to see 69 thumbs up 🤣
@iamsylar78925 күн бұрын
Yeah boiii!!! 💪🏽🍆💦
@ricardorodriguez-mi2zv26 күн бұрын
By the power of Mao, by the power of Stalin, by the power of Lenin!!!! That is true art!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@freedone.26 күн бұрын
It's like the Mona Lisa, War and Peace, The Bible and the complete music catalogue of the Beatles all wrapped up in just one show! Remarkable 🤣😂🥲
@martinjrtremblay26 күн бұрын
Don’t think anyone could have summed it up better
@freedone.26 күн бұрын
@@martinjrtremblay I'm a genius because I was born on a planet of witches with no dad. 🤣
@miker00I26 күн бұрын
Indeed! 😂😂😂😂
@GaZonk10025 күн бұрын
lol
@RU-qv3jl24 күн бұрын
@@freedone. You’re just the person I wanted to talk to. Is it true that all of you daughters on planets of witches with no dads have the emotional range of a rather wooden teaspoon or is that just when you are twins? I’ve been dying to find out. Sorry if the question sounds simplistic but I wasn’t born to space witches, so sad.
@JohnMack-s7x26 күн бұрын
Plot Armor is the greatest Armor in the history of Armor.
@CubsWin201226 күн бұрын
Leslye's green wife said in the promotional tour before the first episodes that she thought The Acolyte was a "masterpiece."
@bicho539325 күн бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@seandoherty42367 күн бұрын
Picture this: I was hired for a job, while utterly lacking any talent or ability in the field. The boss, by chance, just happens to be my wife. Along comes some other big shot who can significantly impact the success of this venture, who asks for my opinion on our product. I can assure you, in hopes of future work and continued access to my wife's "wookie", the word "masterpiece" would be the most innocuous of the many fawning descriptions I would use.
@AnonymousCoward300026 күн бұрын
"The Acolyte Episode 6 is a work of art" is a work of art.
@VikingKong.26 күн бұрын
""The Acolyte Episode 6 is a work of art" is a work of art." is a work of art.
@Progection26 күн бұрын
"The Acolyte Episode 6 is a WOKE of art"
@talesofgore942426 күн бұрын
@@VikingKong. """The Acolyte Episode 6 is a work of art" is a work of art." is a work of art." is a work of art!!
@Officer_Stork_UTTP14 күн бұрын
UTTP BETTER+TOUCH GRASS+GET A LIFE+MY CONTENT BETTER
@majortom232926 күн бұрын
When I am done bathing I usually put on fresh clean clothes but this guy is totally evil and just puts on the same clothes he took off. A proper villain he is!
@octaviovaladaoferreirinhad268926 күн бұрын
I'm having so much fun with these parodies. I'm really going to miss this show when it ends.
@GH05T_hack25 күн бұрын
Rings of Power S2 to come!
@blackdynamite_547026 күн бұрын
What a brave and stunning episode Diversity truly is our strength
@martinjrtremblay26 күн бұрын
I can’t wait for the Collector Edition in 10 years, with bonus scenes
@davegabriel579326 күн бұрын
This guy always makes my day! bald she hulk, the green grim reaper 🤣😂
@pokehunter707826 күн бұрын
I've watched every ep of this show. It feels like a fan-made show.
@suenzhong789125 күн бұрын
I've seen better fan films than this
@Gopher3126 күн бұрын
Much better to watch this than the show itself. You get all the ‘story’ and don’t feel like……. Pulling your own hair out!
@thebrospaul231226 күн бұрын
This show has given me the confidence to demand people call me thems
@ExMachina7026 күн бұрын
You missed the opportunity WC. 😄 *_"The Acolyte Episode 6 is a woke of art"_*
@Shrike198826 күн бұрын
I laughed. I cried. I was confused. I was inspired. I threw up. Then I stopped watching Joe Biden try to talk for more than 2 minutes and tuned into the acolyte. BRAVO LUCASFILM. BRAVO.
@freedone.26 күн бұрын
I crapped my pants. Anybody got a wetnap? I can't go to the DEI drag show like this...😂
@robguitarwizard26 күн бұрын
I think Joe Biden is writing the scripts!
@TheSleepLes25 күн бұрын
Life is offering you the plums of juicy goodness to swallow. They are right there - on the screens surrounding you: the genius, the originality ,the top shelf writing. Aren’t we lucky ? Unfortunately, we also have remote controls , just lying there, within easy reach of our hand . Making our body’s self defence instinct ( surely , involuntary) move the finger towards the ‘OFF’ button. Treacherous body-not knowing what is good for it….
@danielparker154026 күн бұрын
Massive shout out to San francisco central community college first year students for the writing and cinematography on the Acolyte, 2nd and 3 year students are jealous af.and also special mention to Bobcat Goldthwait for the acting lessons he provided.❤
@Flitalidapouet26 күн бұрын
LOL Humor is the best weapon.
@antzooma26 күн бұрын
looking forward to episode 7, written by the same gals who did the witches episode
@Christo_Trismegistus26 күн бұрын
Leslie (Weinstein Jr) said that the next episode surpasses anything Lucas film has done in the past. Expectations are high
@arthurballs963226 күн бұрын
Wonderful, can't wait to watch hours of KZbin videos about it. Will never watch the show itself though. I'm not sufficiently arty, non-binary, non-white, nor non-hetro.
@Vesnicie26 күн бұрын
Huckin' filarious!
@aussietvshows170225 күн бұрын
The sarcasm is strong with this one.
@mamv806 күн бұрын
What sarcasm?? Ohh u just triggered my wife's boyfriend, this is a woke appreciation safe space
@NicholasMcClure23 күн бұрын
I LOST it with the Bodyguard soundtrack hit! Classic!
@BeukendaalMason26 күн бұрын
1:58 The scene needs a Mon Calimari who turns around in a chair and says "Its a thirst trap!".
@HypaBumfuzzle26 күн бұрын
You are literally the only way I can consume this slop. Thank you for your service sir, you are a gentleman and a scholar.
@ReinoldFZ26 күн бұрын
When Osha is crowned, it brought back memories of the coronations of elf detective Galadriel and herstory scholar Cleopatra 😢 thanks, 1the woke critic 🏆
@thewokecritic25 күн бұрын
Thanks a lot, Reinold! Queens Galadriel and Cleopatra will take some beating, but may the force be with Osha and Mae with two more episodes to go.
@saltytexasranger630126 күн бұрын
OMG! You are a friggin' genius!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@grandmufftwerkin903726 күн бұрын
DaVinci, Rembrandt, Constable, Dali; none could do what The Acolyte has done............make art truly understandable for the masses!
@mariacostello197626 күн бұрын
A decent reporter interviewing Headland and Stenberg would ask "Why do you hate white heterosexual men?"
@jamesr.508526 күн бұрын
Best review I've seen on all of KZbin.
@pingislife265325 күн бұрын
I knew nothing of this channel before, but when I saw the title for this video I wondered what the hell kind of lunatic, woke stuff is on here. Then I realized I was thinking as my usual cis, white, straight, male identity. Once I identified as a black, lesbian, queen I understand the series in full clarity. Thanks for opening my eyes. I'm subbed.
@jasonfitak952126 күн бұрын
Absolutely it is a work of art. It's just a bad work of art.
@GaZonk10025 күн бұрын
lol
@emreeren1325 күн бұрын
"That's what she said!"
@blarni903418 сағат бұрын
"If film students are watching this, take note." Luv it, must have been a struggle to get it so deadpan.🤣
@spandsbab23 күн бұрын
You, Sir, are a scholar and a gentleman. I have never appreciated woke this much. From now on, I will appreciate it even harder.
@vertigo32725 күн бұрын
I finally recognise him as Jason from The Good Place and now I can't unsee it 😂 I only watch reviews just so you amazing critics can actually provide a good time 🙌 this is great
@a.nonymouse25 күн бұрын
"I see your Schwarz is as big as mine," hehe. 🤣
@AnaFolkenstal25 күн бұрын
"Binary Biscuits" XD
@bbchester625 күн бұрын
This is brilliant and you sir are a genious.
@majorgear102126 күн бұрын
Great video! We might as well laugh at the series to stave off the inevitable crying about what has happened to Star Wars.
@kaveiros7525 күн бұрын
"My name is... My name is... " Perfection!!!
@doro62626 күн бұрын
Adolescent Radioactive black belt hamster.
@JugglernautNr926 күн бұрын
Fantastic! Your videos are always an instant click.
@jagmo25 күн бұрын
Osha: Jed-i And Loving It
@billwendell688625 күн бұрын
Occupational Safety Hazard Acolyte
@jamiebrooks386426 күн бұрын
As a person who identifies as Dutch, her braids offend me it's cultural appropriation 🤡 Also as a Brit your mop reference is tha banter we need to annoy the woke 😂
@fredo107026 күн бұрын
Now I truly understand the artistic decisions of Leslye Headland, I am a convert.
@wardog151125 күн бұрын
“The Sith that makes you stiff”!! 😂😂😂
@malcolmharris391625 күн бұрын
Ooh Matron! The overdose of sexual innuendo!
@mikekennedy981726 күн бұрын
It reminded me of a Harvey Weinstein interview. Guy disrobes during the interview...lol
@GotaComent23 күн бұрын
I'D RATHER GET BENT BY A TRIBE OF WOOKIES, THAN HAVE TO WATCH "THE AZHOLE-ITE" -LORD VADER
@crazycrazyjoaquin25 күн бұрын
That's what she said! 😂
@karmaspromise462625 күн бұрын
I wish you would praise this show more. Best episode of TV ever? NO! This is the single best peace of art man has ever created. Do better senator.
@halenaw2425 күн бұрын
"Work of art?" 😂😂😂😂😂
@CherrySibby26 күн бұрын
Ur right on point, lol .. good job
@attlue22 күн бұрын
05:52 ".. a Sith that makes you Stiff !..." - Priceless!
@shazmodeus279526 күн бұрын
"Who needs Romeo and Juliet, or Anakin and Padmae, or Luke and Leah." Bro the final couple 🤣🤣🤣
@AmericanLifterX23 күн бұрын
I was getting worried that Disney took you out when I saw it had been a few months since the last upload then BOOM, 4 new vids in 12 days 🔥 Glad you're still with us and cheers to many more supremely entertaining vids! 🤘🏻😎
@thewokecritic23 күн бұрын
Thanks a lot! Much appreciate the support. Working on number 5 right now. 😎
@gregsmith794926 күн бұрын
I'm sure that all the lightsabres in rainbow colors is just coincidence.
@theevermind25 күн бұрын
It's funny how youtubers are making more money on this show than disney.
@marklondon900424 күн бұрын
This is some top roast, with extra gravy!
@user-tp7gy4dj4l25 күн бұрын
Yoda isn't white, he's green, and it's not easy being green.
@zackatama618025 күн бұрын
Narrator's voice & choice of words, so soothing, reminds me of Freaky Fred from Courage The Cowardly Dog🥹😁
@vancodusan955425 күн бұрын
I am really glad that you went back to your old style, this is a materpiece "or I will send you back to eurovision" I started to laugh so hard lmao :D
@MisterBooSky25 күн бұрын
Another hilarious review. Consider my spleen ruptured.
@Kazamanian125 күн бұрын
I think the episode was great!
@zoebaggins9025 күн бұрын
She seriously has no expression on her face and she plays two characters! 🤣
@bryanmarcia410425 күн бұрын
The writers don't even know what they wanted for the show .😂😂😂😂
@janibeg324726 күн бұрын
some of these plot twists and scenes are lifted from a Chinese film
@typeabnegative125 күн бұрын
Strap on lightsabers in episode 7!
@lancestoudt608926 күн бұрын
Blood Diner!!! I LOVE that flick!!!
@porkflaps471725 күн бұрын
Thank you, Critic, by digesting and regurgitating this slippery product for safe consumption, you are like a mother penguin taking care of it's nest slap full of babies... you never thought twice about the danger to yourself and we thank you for it! BRAVO!
@indiesci-ficritic504425 күн бұрын
Sir, your sarcasm drips like the thirst traps in this episodes.
@ChrisS-vt8bw26 күн бұрын
Better than Star Wars and more cohesive. Keep up the good work. I needed the laugh.
@cscs8825 күн бұрын
Smart title. We can all agree. Kk needs to be gone.
@alxbolt622526 күн бұрын
Amandla Stenberg : The power of 1, the power of 2, ok wait what comes after 2? Leslye Headland : Many. Amandla Stenberg : Many what? Leslye Headland : Many, many. Amandla Stenberg : The power of 1, the power of 2, the power of many many.
@heatherwaldorf25 күн бұрын
I am totally offended with Right Said Fred! It’s Milli Vanilli! Milli Vanilli!
@Tom531Cat26 күн бұрын
Confirmed: These people want Love and Sex so bad that’s the only way they can write a story. It being bad is a reflection of how selfish they are when writing about their wants. I feel dirty just watching the review now.😂
@TheStarDeth25 күн бұрын
Continue to make this videos, your the best, really funny !
@ReadyAimFire_26 күн бұрын
This guy made me laugh so I subscribed. Or maybe it was because of a Sith who makes people stiff, cant tell. Anyway good job.
@generalzod976325 күн бұрын
This is pure gold!😂
@rjthom525 күн бұрын
I appreciate the use of the JJ Enterprise, it really fits the show
@Yepper123426 күн бұрын
A true gem as always. Cheers🤣☮️
@kevz247426 күн бұрын
Qimir aka grounds keeper willie
@alexneff26 күн бұрын
The woke bros told me about you im so glad +1 sub
@Reyofhp25 күн бұрын
It's a fun story!
@hermesonjunior210526 күн бұрын
It's such a work of art!!! I love when toxic relationships are created for the thirsty fans of the world! To create such interesting unforgetable characters with so many interesting backstories!!!😂
@sekanstar324326 күн бұрын
Some people are just not make to love 😂 that's me, who always managed to say the wrong thing at the wrong time whenever someone trying to flirt with me 😂😂 Doctor: what are you using for birth control? Me: just being my usual self
@kevz247426 күн бұрын
mah leeeegs 🤣🤣🤣
@seandoherty42367 күн бұрын
If 2001 Peter Griffin did sci-fi critique. You should definitely do more of this.
@eyetac26 күн бұрын
8:35 Green moth killing machine should be 'Green Moth Slay Queen'
@WarrenIsDead25 күн бұрын
"Like a fire hose.".....just wow
@chrisg273925 күн бұрын
Is it me or that island with the ship on it look like the rock formation in the goonies?