The Acolyte Season 1 Review - The Worst Star Wars Ever Made

[@Swarm069]

Wrong, it's the worst Star Wars ever made...SO FAR.

[@burtreynolds8030]

Maybe, but I think the culture has already flipped, in the same way far left people have started backing trump since he survived, shows and movies will start to leave liberalism as well

[@random__joe]

Simpsons reference?

[@cedryc44]

Omg ...you're right. That's so depressing.

[@DeltaDragon79]

Exactly. Just wait until Disney decides to remake the original trilogy to match the lore with their own.

[@supern0is349]

True - it WILL get worse

[@SplendidSuperman122]

The power of cringe! The power of bad! The hubris of Disneeeeeey!

[@Tomahawk.01]

The power of cringe! The power of woke! The power of Disneeeeeey! Does this sound better?

[@SplendidSuperman122]

@@Tomahawk.01Yes it does. Thank you very much.

[@penguinsmovies]

YES YESSS

[@Tomahawk.01]

@@SplendidSuperman122of course!

[@hamhockbeans]

Disney the power to destroy a franchiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiise.

[@AllegedlyElPresidente.]

*the only thing I remember is two black girls growing up without a father and burning their neighborhood down*

[@NumptyMcGlumpty]

you sir/madam are a cad, a bounder and a villain, i now have to wipe beer from my monitor..............again; still i suppose it could have been worse, it could have been my tea

[@fraserscott70]

😂😂😂

[@strettoasino9006]

Kinda like a little *hite boy growing up without a father going on a killing spree... TWICE

[@KevinSmith-yh6tl]

And that's considered a fantasy story?

[@gutzimmumdo4910]

🤣🤣🤣

[@357Nupe]

The Power of None, the Power of Dumb, the Power of Crazy...

[@xiii0722]

My favourite spin on this so far, thanks

[@crimsonhunter6538]

nice

[@neikyy2564]

i hope you mean CRACYYYYYYYYY

[@jakobquick6875]

OSHA / Mae actress “who cares real name, she’s terrible” has the Whitest, dad ever…. and was hired at 4 for Disney…tough life Rough racist childhood, I bet..😂 with a pearl white Pops… The power of the Worst Cringe, and “Light WHIPS” Although, THEY, the many lesbos were sexy😂, and dressed to the 9s in an abandoned Rock Base…they just arrived at😅 And looks like “Chinese concentration camps”😅 chanting and moving like robots, brainwashed😂 Maybe the Weinstein assistant wanted this….obviously shes a trainwreck of damaged goods used to “taking advantage” and making more “damaged” like herself… Lucas said it best….”U write what u know”😅 but forgot the “fire extinguishers”😂 in a granite, dolomite, etc. hard, non flammable mountain

[@Jimyjonson]

Pure perfection👌

[@GeraltofRivia22]

The best part is that the South Park episode was less ridiculous than the reality.

[@theevermind]

Poe's Law: extremism is indistinguishable from parody

[@shadow_ax]

32:44 The Acolyte: Mae uses her lightsaber to give herself a haircut and somehow never sets her hair on fire. The Phantom Menace: Qui-Gon Jinn uses his lightsaber as a plasma welder to cut through a security door on the Trade Federation command ship. A scene in which chunks of molten metal are shown dropping to the floor on the opposite side of the steel door. MAKE IT MAKE SENSE!

[@EzOddz]

Everytime the wokeness is abused, Eric cartmen's influence becomes stronger

[@earlydoomer346]

@@shadow_ax It's a "force is female" lightsaber, which means even a pierce through the stomach with it is just a minor inconvenience.

[@kimpark853]

Is this video voiced by AI?

[@coleslow5519]

Ah, I feel really sorry for the korean guy from squid game. They just hired him to ruin his hollywood debut from the get go. They really did dirty to him.

[@Valen-mh9fh]

He was one of the only good things in the show, I think he'll be okay.

[@JimBob-vb8oz]

He got paid Plus he’s diverse

[@Omer_Sastim_is_turtle_bot]

Which Korean guy from squid game? There was over 50 of them...

[@demonsmoke1788]

Actually if anything, this helped his career because as others have said, his talent was the best thing and really stands out lol

[@stevenscott2718]

@@Omer_Sastim_is_turtle_bot In the acolyte? fucking hell they hid the other 49 koreans really well.

[@Tomahawk.01]

“Did you ever hear about the tragic rise of Darth Kennedy the Woke?”

[@santimetur2]

It's not a tale that Disney would tell.

[@yojimbo26]

Even Palpatine would shudder at the thought.

[@TheSilentTiger89]

@@santimetur2no it is being told by Disney right now. But it’s definitely not a story that Walt would have ever told, even if he was somehow alive today.

[@kathleenhensley5951]

And our reality, the Empress actually creates and maintains her empire. Oh, well.

[@theandrogynousmisogynist]

It’s not a story the stockholders would tell you..

[@Goremize]

I love that Season 2 is cancelled so the woke actor is trying to sue disney because she is so up herself

[@theondono]

Saying that Anakin blew up the death star should disqualify you from participating in the Star Wars themed school play, not qualify you for a Star Wars show.

[@moosewizard33]

Seriously wtf

[@Nyet-Zdyes]

Hey! They picked the best person for the part! Two check boxes. "Hired!"

[@dearthofdoohickeys4703]

The worst part is *nobody* corrected him, and we know that because he said it _twice_ .

[@danieln6700]

It's not that he Said it that's the problem. Why did they not edit it out it the problem lol

[@Nyet-Zdyes]

@@danieln6700 The actress sitting next to him is the one who plays the padawan... She tried, 2 or 3 times, to tell him to stop talking. SHE knew he was putting his foot in it. HE didn't.

[@EduFirenze]

I won't watch a minute of modern Disney but I'll watch an hour of nerdrotic crushing them

[@scorptarget]

Same 😂

[@CourtneyFranklinDinnerisaholla]

irony is you have watched many minutes of it.

[@Doutsoldome]

Yeah, me too.

[@EduFirenze]

@@CourtneyFranklinDinnerisaholla yup, but I laughed and didn't give Disney any money.

[@2023roadstervet]

Amen.

[@Veilzlol]

What I find most impressive is somehow the writers thought that Osha mercilessly killing a broken man who made a mistake is a moral win and should be celebrated because girl power. How does the line go again... believe them when they tell you who they are.

[@nont18411]

And it wasn’t even a mistake. He did the right thing but the show wants us to think that it’s wrong.

[@YourNeighborhoodItalian]

Says a lot about Lesley’s disposition on life and morals….. keep that weirdo away from Star Wars PLEASE

[@BespinLuke]

That wasn't a win. She choose the dark side and became a sith.

[@Cwin-ny6bp]

@@BespinLukeexcept they gave it triumphant music and framed it like it was righteous.

[@Cwin-ny6bp]

@@nont18411you could argue that lying about what happened and blaming it all on Mae (who was presumed dead) wasn’t great, although nothing the Jedi did leading to the coverup was actually morally or logically wrong. I mean the “evil” action that he committed was rescuing Mae from being disintegrated by her mother, and somehow Mae missed that whole part. The coven was objectively evil, and basically everything the Jedi did was justified, if careless.

[@DeathWishGaming]

Does Amandla realize that no matter how much she says she's non-binary, SHE'S definitely binary?

[@haueinif.l.4448]

1-2 decades ago we watched Star Wars and Marvel .... now we prefer to watch how everyone dunks on them.

[@PaulAnthony-hs1qx]

Sad days...

[@KayjaJohnson]

As we should

[@GhostOfAces]

Daily reminder that Leslye Headland got where she is by knowingly allowing evil to happen, helping it happen, then throwing the person she was helping under the bus for self gain. She knew everything that happened was happening and stood by and let it happen.

[@SavedByFaith9981]

Yup. She is a monster. She is literally evil. Anyone who thinks she is innocent is denying reality and common sense.

[@cattoduke6286]

How to not get killed by Jedi: - Do not abuse dark side of the Force and live like a fvcking normal tribe - Do not create 2 unstable Force-sensitive children with same consciousness with the dark side and adopt some kids instead - Do not force the children to go through a dark side ritual involving sacrifice - Do not turn into a menacing smoke monster in an intense situation Shouldn't be that hard, right? Surely nothing can go wrong

[@silly3759]

Bigot.😉

[@theevermind]

Also, don't mind grape the Jedi or otherwise attack them.

[@Werewolf.with.Internet.Access]

Lesbian space witches: Instructions not clear, committed several war crimes?

[@Puma5]

Well… but that’s very limiting for me!

[@aldunlop4622]

That's too many rules for lesbians.

[@acactus2190]

"anakin killed the death star." took me a while to process exactly how stupid that is LMAO

[@jesseperry7848]

I do not remember Anakin ever destroying a Death Star.

[@xiii0722]

Weirdly, neither does anyone... Hmmm. 😂

[@dbf1dware]

Ah, but if they play that clip often enough for long enough, no one else will either. Welcome to 1984.

[@kraz007]

It's canon that R2D2 is a lesbian, so Anakin blowing up the Death Star is just a matter of time.

[@jeffreyspinner5437]

That "actor" was also in Headland's _Russian Doll_ that she was given writing credit for though the two other lesbicans wrote that too. It was before he could afford a gym membership or back hair grooming, so phat and unkept was he. Just more gay circle of headland being recast because there really are so few gay ppl, irrespective of all the grooming and promotion for decades still trying to make them seem more represented in the general population. In the UK their health dept tried to find them all, like Pokemon, and they discovered there was less than 1%, so they rounded up. I doubt in the US it's much different. Nothing we see, hear or read from our gov't or corporations is verifiably true.

[@GrumpyCat-mw5xl]

@@jeffreyspinner5437the alphabet community is all based in sex. If sex is removed from the equation they have nothing to define them. I have never seen a group of people so intent on celebrating to the public the kind of sex they like to have. The normal population is already obsessed enough with sex but it’s not celebrated to the public and to children. It’s usually kept private.

[@glados4765]

I love how youtubers dunking on disney star wars gets more viewers then the actual disney star wars shows.

[@theevermind]

And youtubers make more money on the Acolyte than disney.

[@alexanderchapman6529]

Never in my life, would I think some idiot would call R2-D2 a lesbian. 😞

[@declaredjeans7555]

Come on dude.. R2D2 is a ROBOT, of course it is lesbian. What else would make logical sense??😄

[@alexanderchapman6529]

@@declaredjeans7555 So you're saying lesbians are robots?

[@Kingsterbuddy]

@@alexanderchapman6529u know I would gladly make that trade they basically are robots

[@auhmav04]

@@alexanderchapman6529 he's joking man

[@1112viggo]

Yeah they violated the little guy so badly he changed his name to R2-Me2🤣

[@bengonzales1182]

They need to stop trying to say people who are criticizing the show are racist/homophobic or whatever. It just is not a good show - badly written, badly directed, badly acted, plus all the actors/actresses seem bored in every scene. Seems like whoever made this show just wanted to make a political statement and didn't care about quality.

[@oliveradams1555]

You're sounding real racist right now.

[@Cloneufc]

Osha has fewer facial expressions than Kristen Stewart!

[@scionofdorn9101]

Thank you. I kept trying to think where I’ve seen that non-face before.

[@alax4351]

atleast kristen stewart never calls me racist

[@SimpleLifeUwU]

Fewer than R2D2

[@michellestr8998]

Also much less attractive.

[@alexkoronec4326]

What do expect from someone who only wants to be a clueless 🙈 😮

[@Klash233]

It really annoys me that this show uses the Jedi as an analogue for modern day policing in America. It seems that writers today can't think outside their bubble of experience. There's hardly any depth anymore.

[@theblackheart5727]

They can’t THINK…period.

[@theelder4797]

It's not even their experience, they're just taking the propaganda and writing it in their "story."

[@pooksmagoo6521]

Hollywood really can’t wrap its head around the fact that somebody might be striving to be good or might just actually be a good person . Hollywood sees everyone as evil and nefarious, but then again I’m sure most people in Hollywood are.

[@4G63Tx]

Of course they can't, their entire existences is inside the woke bubble you mentioned. They're blissfully contained inside their little echo chamber dome. This is the product of that. Its so clearly obvious to those of us outside that dome how ridiculous these people are.

[@BroadMeadow-d9s]

“A good novel tells us the truth about its hero; but a bad novel tells us the truth about its author.” G. K. Chesterton

[@advert1489]

Jedi: Where is your father? Osha: Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes, he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring, we’d make meat helmets. When I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds - pretty standard, really. At the age of twelve, I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. At the age of 18, I went off to evil medical school. At the age of 25, I took up tap dancing. I wanted to be a quadruple threat - an actor, dancer…

[@Kyle-sr6jm]

Perfection

[@michellestr8998]

I wish you were writing the show. This is so much more interesting.

[@advert1489]

@@michellestr8998 lol it ain't original. That's the speech given by Dr. Evil in the second Austin Powers movie. Best part.

[@michellestr8998]

@@advert1489 Youre helping to convince me that I should just stop watching new movies and watch the old.

[@advert1489]

@@michellestr8998 You absolutely should. In fact, I have no idea why anyone would watch modern TV/movies. Late 90s, early 2000s was a golden age for comedies. Austin Powers, Anchorman, Zoolander, Team America, Dodgeball, Idiocracy, Tropic Thunder, Old School, Road Trip, Scary Movie, Super Troopers, Dumb and Dumber, and so many more. Hell, I'm gonna make a list of movies I want to rewatch now! Edit: Okay, there are far too many good movies. Most are post 2000, this doesn't include the multitude of war movies, and most of the best movies are from the 80s-90s. Historical/Fantasy: Gladiator, 300, Troy, LotR trilogy, The Prestige, Braveheart, The Patriot, Tombstone, Action/Crime/Police: Training Day, Old Boy, Snatch, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Crank, Seven, Lucky Number Slevin, The Departed, Taken, Law Abiding Citizen, Payback, Conspiracy Theory, Inside Man, Face-Off Any gangster movie with Joe Pesci, Most Quentin Tarantino crime movies, Comic book: Unbreakable, Constantine, Blade Trilogy, Horror(ish): Dawn of the Dead (2004), The Hills Have Eyes, Slither, The Ring, Quarantine, Splice, Sci-Fi: District 9, Equilibrium, The Butterfly Effect, Deja Vu, Minority Report, The Island, Repo Men, District 9, Equilibrium, Sunshine, The Mist, Daybreakers, Total Recall (1990) Post 2010 special suggestions: What we do in the Shadows, Cabin in the Woods, Dredd 3D (2012), It Follows Realistically, the quality of movies probably peaked at 2000. There are a bunch of movies pre-2000 that are miles better than what is on this list.

[@jesseluz]

Conclusion: they put Star Wars' history in hands that don't like it. So, they try to rewrite the saga by their own, unfortunately they don't have connection with us, so they lost us.

[@AshCosgrove]

An hour of Nerdrotic? And on my birthday?! Thanks Gary!

[@Tomahawk.01]

Happy birthday 🎉

[@rodrigotm1461]

Happy regular day!

[@thejoshandcharles1]

Bon anniversary or however the French say it.

[@bassman8144]

Happy birthday, Ash!! I’ll send you some Acodyke action figures😁

[@johnstonluther6220]

Happy Birthday 🎊🎂🎈

[@razorsfury6519]

I can't understand how anyone, who is halfway intelligent, from the disney room full of CEOs hasn't looked at this and literally fired everyone.

Do you think those ceos watch this s@@? :D

[@Valen-mh9fh]

I doubt they watch this.

[@BoraHorzaGobuchul]

@@razorsfury6519 they'd have to fire themselves first. If they had honor, with help of a tool that starts with nineteen and ends in eleven or similar.

[@razorsfury6519]

No so much if they watch it, it's a question if they want to make money

[@stevomania12]

They probably just pat themselves on the back or eat each other out or whatever they them do for fun

[@BroadMeadow-d9s]

Ignoring canon is like having a cop in a gritty, realistic cop series get out of a difficult situation by suddenly shooting lightning out of his eyes and then saying, "It's just a show. We can do what we want."

[@canonicald4029]

Narrator: "The Jedi pulled up to the mountain top fortress in their Honda Civic..."

[@sigma6656]

@@canonicald4029 That made me laugh way more than it probably should have lol

[@ralphwoodruff]

I’d watch that - at least it’s self-aware.

[@michellestr8998]

Exactly. If the writing doesn't make sense, there is no reason to watch.

[@GenericProtagonist7]

Seriously whenever people say this it's infuriating, like imagine at the end of True Detective Rust looks up and some alien monster decends from space at the last second. It being a show doesn't give you laissez-faire to write nonsense and have me eat it up.

[@drdassler]

It's funny, when she says 'I carried them' & the other one out ranks her by saying 'I created them', which is kinda like the father's side.

[@SavedByFaith9981]

LOL

[@117Bahamamama]

“I am here to kill you!” 😈 “Forgive me.”😭 Biggest load of BS writing. As if!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@F0x3S919]

She is Rick James Bi@&h XD

[@NigelRudyard]

Utterly disgusting betrayal of the canon. Badly written, acted, and directed, start to finish. Insincere, deliberately destructive, hateful and heartless. It would have been more entertaining to watch them set fire to the $180,000,000 it cost to make.

[@kermmettfrogger624]

1. s.w. acolyte is not as bad is fans make it. 2. I can point out all types of errors, in all the original 6 star wars movies, but I'm not filled with absolute hatred over them. 3. s.w. acolyte was entertaining & would improve if it was 24 episode tv series, if fans demanded it. 4. the actors & actresses ranged from fair to awesome. good or bad the plot original. 5. you cannot expect star wars to be exactly the same it came out in 1977. different culture, different crew, different tech. 6. some parts are good & some are bad. 7. try to accept it all, with the expectation of it getting better by suggesting ideas, instead of making pure venomous comments. 8. if george lucas hates all the new material, then he should had done his best to continue with saga instead of giving fans decades gaps of continued film material. 9. also, with the exception of "the Mandalorian", it seems as though viewers hate every single new material from s.w. 10. If you hate all new s.w. material produced by disney, why do you waste your personal time viewing & then making negative comments? 11. star wars has never, ever, been a perfect saga.

[@legionman2441]

@@kermmettfrogger624 it's quite sad watching white knight for this abomination don't you have something better to do xD

[@legionman2441]

@@kermmettfrogger624 180 million for this pos and your like "it woulda been good if they had more episodes" Get fvcked!

[@prolificrage9998]

​@@kermmettfrogger624you're joking.

[@fallencenturion]

@@prolificrage9998No, I think this one’s got the dumb.

[@MrBentham]

"Attack me with all your strength" except not with a lightsaber, that's cheating.

[@SecretCervix]

According to James Lindsay: Diversity means _Let us in._ Inclusion means _change things to fit our ideology._ He said once you let them in, it's over, and obviously he's right.

[@j.3592]

I love how she can beat Jedi without issue or even getting hurt, but a small squirrel stepping on her shoe stops her.

[@XenoSpyro]

The C in Disney stands for consistency.

[@samblack5313]

@XenoSpyro I thought it stood for “cvnt”

[@KayjaJohnson]

@@XenoSpyro And the D for Diseney Don't do consistency

[@SammEater]

I think the funniest part is that they tried to make the Jedi be as out of character as possible to make them villains but even then they were still in the right compared to the witches. There is no morally grey tale here.

[@jmace2424]

“That’s why I have a padawan and you do not.” Ummm that’s an attachment and pride and you gonna go to Jedi jail.

[@dbf1dware]

True enough, but from the clips I've seen (NO I have not watched a single second of this on D+, which I cancelled when they sacrificed Gina) this is the best acting in the whole thing. These characters actually seemed to connect in a vaguely human way, for just 2 seconds. Take it. It's all we are going to get.

[@Werewolf.with.Internet.Access]

@@dbf1dware Will smith voice: DENIED, SIT DOWN

[@ser-Ike]

PRIDE is their 'thing' tho...

[@jurb417]

​@@ser-Ikefound the Disney shill

[@theunknowncommenter725]

​@@jurb417 no that's not being a shill, that's just being observant

[@DMF121]

How can they act like they don't know why people are angry with how they've treated this property. Especially after Generations have loved and shared this with their children for decades.

[@billybadass3056]

renew the acolyte huh??? yeah okay buddy...

[@DarkCode]

@billybadass3056 so we can bash it lol we won't watch it and give it ratings we watch it in the pirate streams we're ratings don't count lol

[@billybadass3056]

@@DarkCode yeah.... yeah NO, nothing else should ever come of this and the mere suggestion of such should lead to an immediate back hand coming your way.....

[@billybadass3056]

@@DarkCode also the continuation of puke like this only benefits the ones making money mocking it and not the overall community which is why this shouldn't continue... or exist

[@billybadass3056]

@@DarkCode a series of back hands actually....

[@aqlanimations4822]

Dude it's insane that people even in these comments pay Disney at this point. They don't make anything good for children. They don't anything anymore good for adults. Even hate watching pays these people's salaries. I usually see people for some complete idiotic stance. Claim it's mean to point this out, that they are some how good paying these shows salaries, and do agree however the shows in fact do suck. Kind of makes anyone pointing out that point even more stupid in my book. You can watch shows meant for mentally lower humans, but I wouldn't admit it. These shows are meant for mentally broken human beings. It's not entertaining, it stupid. If you are paying for this, you already dumb in my view, if your watching this with your kids. I think you should be put in jail for children abuse, and human cruelty at this point. This show is an abomination, made for the lowest of lives.

[@theelder4797]

His ⬜ guilt was so strong, he punished himself by meditating on a different planet for 10 years, vowing never to return to Coruscant, because being homesick causes stone to burn and 'splode.

[@Arcexey]

@theelder4797 /7 "I'm homesick and the stones are burnin'." /7

[@ChaosCultureNetwork]

Does doing that make you a Jedi Master... is the a sleep path to Jedi Mastery as well?

[@PersonallyPerhaps]

@@ChaosCultureNetwork He probably got promoted for keeping the cover up coved.

[@METAL-ADDICT]

Leslie Headland out here begging her 3 fans to ask for a season two LOL

[@jasonnewbery]

The sick part is i GUARANTEE they somehow green light a season 2 because they are probably terrified to admit and recognize how absolutely horrendous this “all inclusive” political agenda driven garbage was

[@hgonz14]

With that incompetent Kathleen Kennedy in charge this can happen though

[@clerenceblack4494]

This episode of Nedrotic was more entertaining than whole season one of The Acolyte 🤣🤣

[@mco3884]

The fact that they spell their names "Leslye" and "Amandla" makes them so much worse.

[@AkiNoTsuki]

"Meckeighlah" energy

[@BoraHorzaGobuchul]

The amandla thing apparently means something in some native language, like girl power or something. What kind of parents do you have to be to give a child a name like this? Even X AE A-12 feels better than that

[@luisg2665]

​@BoraHorzaGobuchul She changed it to be more connected to her black roots. It is not profitable to be half white in Hollywood.

[@jhammer4919]

Hey, its a ‘lifestyle’ thing…

[@Herr_Affe]

​@@luisg2665which is why Zendaya doesn't use her last name.

[@terranceclark3479]

The failure of ONE. The failure of TWO. The FAILURE OF MAAAAANNNNNNNYYYYYYYY

[@GeraldKatz]

"Crouching Patriarchy Hidden Misogyny" - HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I had to pause and couldn't stop laughing for 5 minutes.

[@k.c.r.5974]

If that's true you seriously need help...

[@mangothemike]

The Acolyte makes the 1978 Holiday Special look like The Empire Strikes Back.

[@lwki420]

I don't care what the creators of this show say. They did not watch the prequel series or really understand anything George Lucas was trying to portray in his original trilogy. It's insane how Disney can just destroy so much lore.

[@cunni241967]

Lol, I'm still laughing, its just plain unbelievable that they actually wanted to say that the fans are bigots, homophobics,masculine haters when it's clear as the nose on their faces that the acting, writing, editing, costumes and set were terrible, the whole story didn't make any sense and was full of contradictory, this series totally messed up George Lucas's vision of Star wars

[@luthasunspell8365]

Also… given how much they clearly hate white normal men, I would have to say the bigotry is on the other foot.

[@SavedByFaith9981]

They’re just projecting their own hatred. It’s been done countless times by all narcissists

[@Jimmie2429]

Disney Star Wars - characters can survive being stabbed thru the gut with a lightsaber. Disney Star Wars - Jedi are easily killed by butter knives and force chokes.

[@Miltz69]

Also Disney Star Wars - If you attack a Jedi with a weapon you will fail" from Smile-lo-ren Disney Star Wars - Smile-lo-ren kills multiple Jedi in the forest fight with his lightsabre I know they re-wrote some of his scenes half way through but OMG there's literally no one with half a brain cell or common sense or talent that realised that this line needed to be changed

[@GaryM-ft7pw]

@@Miltz69 there is no contradiction in those two sentences

[@andrewfornes5320]

"There is no good or evil" -Flashback to Anikan igniting his lightsaber in front of a 5 year old-

[@Ben-u2y2k]

It's pure diarrhoea, it's like high school drama students thinking there original and clever in a improve lesson

[@jhammer4919]

💩💩💩💩🧻🧻🧻🧻🚽🚽🚽🚽squeeze out your Acoshite

[@joshslater2426]

Even the worst drama performances I watched/partook in when at school were better than this.

[@lyntoncollins2758]

Like watching morons butcher a language on KZbin ...

[@jasonnewbery]

What’s worse? The metaphoric diarrhea that is this show or Jedi Green Bean’s diarrhea she must have dealt with multiple times due to all the space travel? I wonder

[@acetate909]

Finally a Disney Star Wars show that brings everyone together, to dunk on. Headlamps must have some serious blackmail in his back pocket in order to -force- thread Disney to produce her horrible series.

[@PaulOtis3]

I know. Talk about a beautiful thing to come out of an ugly show

[@jhammer4919]

I believe ol Harvey is fronting up again to more charges…more truths coming, eh Lez.

[@joshg.6315]

She was Harvey Weinstein’s personal assistant. She knows where all the bodies are buried.

[@aqlanimations4822]

I hope as long as people dunk on it, their not stupid enough to pay for it. Seems like some are. It's more stupid to pay for this crap, then just cancel and watch the reviews are something simple. Then these abominations thankfully can get cancelled.

[@rachellandry3116]

.. noice..💯

[@EckoEch]

I feel bad for Daphne Keen ...you can hear it in her voice when telling that Killmonger wannabe to shut up

[@jonesstinger]

She had access to the script, it’s her own fault for not leaving.

[@farcry808]

Star Wars died the second it was sold to Disney. It's been a decade of embarrassment for the franchise.

[@footmerc]

Nah it died with jar jar binks for me

[@edpistemic]

I know this is hardly an original comment, but I really do think the major mistake was KK - it might not have been great if someone else had been in charge all this time, but at least it wouldn't have been hateful.

[@theunknowncommenter725]

​@@footmerc Jar Jar Binks did nothing wrong.

[@johni5355]

Where did it all go wrong that untalented amateurs were given control over multi million entertainment shows, eg: This garbage. Rings of Power. She Hulk. Thelma, to name but a few. .

[@CleverGirlAAH]

Intersectional Feminism, and the manufacturing of a new donor class in Hollywood, where it is now impossible for merit to produce worthy material.

[@michellestr8998]

Ask Black Rock.

[@thaboonisback4696]

Leftist Agenda will compensate for the losses

[@SavedByFaith9981]

Ask black rock and Satan

[@jocktheripper2073]

Harvey Weinstein's former assistant has a diary.

[@SINGHDASLAYA]

This so far is Star War's version of Marvel's Echo. The agenda is clear as day! No more heroes, no more morality, selfish agenda's and irrational emotional actions are "justified", pervert everything and hate all males because of unjustified jealousy and projection of ones own flaws from always choosing the few bad males to be with. Incredible show -1000/10

[@chieffgsouza]

The power of lesbians The power of lgbtqytvhd4k+ The power of mannyyyy

[@-nikatho-9267]

🤣🤣🤣

[@andreimitran1752]

I hate this fucking woke bullshit, sick and tired to see this garbage pushed in games, tv shows and movies.

[@Allnight0911]

If the whole cast just scissored, it still would have been a better show, and that's saying something...

[@MasterJack2]

that's sexist!! Now it's the power of womany

[@KevinSmith-yh6tl]

@@MasterJack2 Whamins

[@HD-gw4wf]

Tragedy of Darth Plaguies was having his first live action feature appearance in "The Acolyte"

[@TheLegendaryBillCipher]

Congrats Disney, you made your Velma.

[@nikolaspapanagnou2723]

That already existed through She Hulk.

[@cybernet343]

@@nikolaspapanagnou2723 This one is arguably worse. Whenever you think Disney hit rock bottom, they are eager to prove it could be worse.

[@EvhenKonhovalets]

The local cable company has now dropped “The Acolyte” from its Disney+ advertising including only “Shogun” & “The Bear” as “now streaming!”

[@bitandsparrow165]

I have a coworker who LOVES Disney SW. And he saw the OG films in theaters. Just a weird cat. He even said Acolyte ep 3 was 'not that bad' and that he kinda likes the 'thread' stuff. Today, he straight up told me he no longer recommends the show, and that it's just a "terrible time". I find his critique pretty telling since he worships at the house of mouse, but he said when it was said and done, he hates how they portray the Jedi, that Jedi should stand for heroism, doing the right thing, and empowerment. It's telling how a real life Disney SW lover told me to skip this show, and his line in the sand was Jedi being shown as dumb, obsessed, morally weak idiots. I also had a random guy in a ChickFilA drive through window tell me he didn't like the show. (I had a SW shirt on) Just strange how this show is even losing the ones that stuck around after TLJ.

[@theevermind]

I have zero problem with different factions describing the Force differently. We don't even have consensus in the real world on how real physics works and what forces are. And it's not like the SW world has a Large Midiclorian Collider to smash Force particles to see what they're made of. As everyone has been saying, the show just sucks with all its inconsistencies & nonsense. And even if people don't realize it sucks, their subconscious DOES realize it, which is why they lose interest.

[@TiGGowich]

Honestly, modern writing - both in films and videogames - is intellectually insulting

[@bmxben187]

I thought Rey was insufferable, but these clows take the 🎂

[@oompaCookie]

We may of been too harsh on rey,she had potential to be a amazing character-this show,does not and got canceled yesterday

[@guyveromega27]

​@@oompaCookieNo. We were adequately harsh for the idiocy displayed. Remember Daisy said it was sexist to call her character a Mary sue.

[@Mike-eo1hl]

‘Jediabetes’ I’m fucking creasing 😂😂

[@scionofdorn9101]

Padawan Quite Some Chins.

[@Mike-eo1hl]

@@scionofdorn9101 bro I woke up to this 😂😂😂😂

[@jasonnewbery]

Shit had me laugh louder then i care to admit lol

[@exoticcarfactsofficialchan7050]

We couldn't get even one scene with Mark, Carrie, and Harrison re-united on screen together...Not one...fck Disney for that, FOREVER

[@anticitizenokapi4634]

I don't wanna see Luke Skywalker ever again. Mark Hamil ruined the character for me

[@jeffreyyoung6714]

Mark became a raging libtard, Carrie is dead and Harrison doesn’t give af about Star Wars anymore, what do you mean?

[@CaptainReedo40]

@@anticitizenokapi4634 How did he ruin it?It was J.J. Abram’s and Kathleen Kennedy.

[@Brandon.Germany]

​@@CaptainReedo40 he is saying that Mark ruined it. I assume he is referring to Mark's outspoken political stances

[@maxheadroom4659]

@@anticitizenokapi4634 I can separate the character from the actor whom I no longer can take seriously. They should have recast luke with Sebastian Stan. (Winter Soldier)

[@Twilisfriend]

The green cartoon figure duplicating the moves of the acolyte”Oohweeuoohweeu” Bust-a-gut moment! Thanks dude

[@thecosplaycrafter8017]

I will say, Jung-Jae Lee's command of English phonetics despite not actually knowing any English to perform the role of Sol is pretty impressive. I'd say just as impressive as Leslye Headland's complete and utter ruin of the Star Wars canon.

[@PositronicDiscombobulator]

Your comment was stolen by a bot and is now one of the top comments.

[@thecosplaycrafter8017]

@@PositronicDiscombobulator Cheers. Gotta love bots copy + pasting to steal likes.

[@SirStonedAlot]

This is better than watching the show.

[@Aatje21]

When you start to long for the good old days of jar jar binks

[@TheAlca95]

Y’all should apologize to jar jar meesa thinks

[@scionofdorn9101]

I never do that, but at least that frogbomination had a personality. A painfully stupid personality, but at least it counts as one.

[@Amvienttz]

"I didn't do it!" "I don't care!" 8:33 The editing through this whole intermission was phenomenal! 😂

[@The_Primary_Axiom]

In every business course, they should show how DEI destroys companies, and Disney should be on top as an example of what not to do. Now that’s a college I can get behind.

[@Montanajj]

I currently attend a business college, they push DEI hard (pretty much every college is super liberal so that doesn’t help it)

[@jeffnemec]

I really liked the part where Yoda said "These are not the diversity hires you're looking for"

[@thelastbobcat4913]

Who taught Osha force choke if she never completed Jedi training?😅

[@Kel.L.Anderson]

Probably the same person who taught Rey the Jedi mind trick. Which both are advanced level techniques.

[@ih8us3rn4m3z]

the minecraft eating sfx with torbin downing the poison!!! 🤣🤣😂😂

[@vermis8344]

"You experienced intolerable rathithm, tell us what's that like?" "Someone told me 'no' for the first time." 😭

[@rekhyt8774]

I like how the witches say how dangerous the thread is and its not a power to use easily but just decided to create two human living creatures with it because they didn‘t want a man

[@bountyhunter779]

That was the best Star Wars Parody since Spaceballs, and we almost see a pair of those in episode 6! Funny goofy Jedi, a Sex Symbol Sith, Wi-Fi witches, and twins that go back and forth from being good to bad, to stupid, and always with the same facial expressions. A story with a plot, that is not a plot that looks like a plot that makes no sense. Let's go for Season 2!!! YES YES!!!

[@stevensrocks798]

The main problem with this show is that there were 11 writers over just 8 episodes, and it appears none of them read the other guys stuff. That's why the choices and arcs are all illogical and why it seems to jump around wildly with no real structure.

[@snugglestruggle8437]

180 million dollars is almost as much money as it cost creating three Lord of the Rings movies, but somehow the producers for the Acolyte somehow didn't have even close to as much content produced as those three movies, nor did this production team offer anything of value from spending 180 million, rather stealing, that money because there is no feasible reason why this show cost that much. The Acolyte should force government inquiry and audit, where did all that money go? This was a clear money laundering racket, find out who stole the money and prosecute.

[@elmaxidelsur]

Yes, actually they should aor at least some share holders should sue for using company money not to obtain profit but for political propaganda. At least Kennedy should get in trouble for the hiring of her wife someone obviously not qualified for the job.

[@MichaSennin]

Dont Focus on the Money, its gone. Disney owns so many outlets and Companies within the US nobody will ever touch them and here is why. let aside all the media, actors ect. Disney is the MAYOR Tax income Source for CA. Almost 45% of all taxes in this state are going trough Disney. They're untouchable because if they ever chose to, Disney can effectivilly ruin millions of Lifes on a whimp and the State would probably go bankrupt within a year. thats the problem, not the actors or KK. Its how big Disney is and why its so dangerous.

[@kingzach74]

Someone clearly doesn't understand the concept of inflation. The LOR movies were released over 20 years ago. The value of the US dollar has plummeted since then. Specifically the US dollar has lost 43% of it's value since 2002. $200 Million dollars in 2002 would be worth roughly $350 Million dollars today.

[@snugglestruggle8437]

@@kingzach74 Inflation or not, the literal value of what was and now is are nowhere near the same, even if the same amount of money was spent for both ideals of this franchise was equal in value, if that is to be given and to be considered "equal," what is now being produced cannot even display its near the same to what the prior works offered. What was spent on this product is not shown in the latest product offered, there is an egregious lack of "value" that should definitely be perceived in this product for amount of money spent. What this looks like to me is money laundering or filling the pockets of valueless hacks that depend upon nepotism to retain their luxurious lifestyles and to the direct harm of those lending such funds. There is a clear lack of value over showing the "bang for your buck" that prior works offered.

[@mxvega1097]

So Mae goes through ascension and gets the magic purple ball of thread, which ties her to her destiny... then changes her mind 4 times about whether she's a darkside badass pyro or a penitent prepared to reconcile. And then gets mind-wiped. Was that her destiny? To sit chatting with Vernestra like an OC lobotomy patient while switcheroo sis holds hands in the sunset with bad boy as they plan their evil plans? God it's awful.

[@jasonnewbery]

Switcheroo sith sis is my new name for her lol

[@JustAboutTime]

“Jedi like you might call me ……….. Tim?”

[@Houdini_Bob]

your task is to knock down this mountain with a herring or just knock over a lamp

[@scionofdorn9101]

I swear to Cthulhu that’s exactly what I heard in my head.

[@jersydvl]

The Acolyte felt like a knockoff made specifically to be sold at the Dollar Store.

[@steveschainost7590]

It used to be, "Not released to theaters but went straight to video".

[@Werewolf.with.Internet.Access]

George: the dark side is “seductive” because it can grant you great power, at the cost of your goodness and reputation. It’s a delicate balance of- Headlamp: blah blah blah all I heard was we should smash a sith cos muscles and murder are hot. K thx bye

[@myklostoth]

All I can say about this is: "as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced". This is imo how the fan base felt. Early in the series "attack me with all your strength" Didn't her master teach anything about Jedi? For the love of God at least they should have at least have a basic knowledge of the order, but nooo. Also as I mentioned before, Steven Seagal has more range than this actress playing the twins...

[@jacksman7]

The Airplane movie references killed me! Thank you for the laugh Gary!

[@SquirrilahFish]

I will give modern Lucasfilm CREDIT for ONE THING: They're obviously doing this DEI (didn't earn it) nonsense to give marginalized (entitled and narcissistic) people a subsidy of competence and MONEY. But deep deep down, I think they KNOW they're too incompetent to REALLY touch ACTUAL Star Wars lore. (Like they haven't TOUCHED Luke Skywalker after Return, in between the shit show of the sequels - the one thing fans have WANTED to see. Their REAL problem is COWARDICE. They play it "safe" relying on EXPLOITING DEI trends for popularity, and telling stories around the foundation, instead of actually pushing the lore/story/universe forward. So good on them.

[@danvinci9590]

That lesbian witch chant is seriously the worst thing I've ever heard in my life

[@Nynm]

On the other hand, it stands on its own as an unintentional comedy jewel. I can't stop laughing every time I hear it, even to the point of having guilty feelings about it...

[@alberichsama7486]

The worst part is the silly screaming of this black lady in the first row during the black lesbian girl boss space witch speech. It's killing me every time 😂😂😂

[@peter-i9m]

Stenburg was chosen not because of her acting prowess but rather her sexual tastes. If she wasn't a lesbian i doubt Headland would of been so interested in her that she would actually build the Acolyte around her even though she wasn't even a great actor to start with.

[@kenn5287]

She isn't even an actor trying to pretend to be an actor lol

[@samblack5313]

There was definitely some ‘strapping’ of the ‘on’ variety, during the ‘interview process’.

[@buffalodebill1976]

That "The many emotions of Amandla Stenberg" strongly reminds me of "Steven Seagal Emotional Chart" which circulated the internet back in the day 🙂

[@rogierb5945]

Hungry Hungry Hungry And Very Hungry

[@buffalodebill1976]

@@rogierb5945 LOL yes

[@jamiek1714]

Hollywood has simply become unwatchable. It used to be the best by far. Unfortunately, US, UK, Canada and France has gone insane in their movies, TV shows, music, crime waves, drug addiction, and mass immigration. I've admired the West all my life. Now they all seem to have this woke insanity. The best movies of all time will always be from Hollywood: LOTR, Braveheart, Gladiator and tons of other movies from before 2005. But that's all over now. It's all woke insanity from here on out. So done with it. No longer angry. At this point it's just funny how people still get outraged about the latest woke abomination. It's time to stop the outrage and time to find better things to do with your time. All the best.

[@andycopeland7051]

I'm so glad I get to abide in these ridiculous times with all of you my brothers. Great review nerdrotic crew!

[@andrewmontague9682]

Mother Horny disappearing like that is pretty much a guarantee that she survived and supposed to be the mother of Darth Maul. She’ll just change her name to Talzin and be found on Dathomir before rising to become the leader of the Nightsisters and having a baby Maul and Savage Opress. It’s so cringe how could they not think of it? 😭

[@alfalldoot6715]

Don't worry my goat Grievous will kill her in the end

[@L33T_Taco]

Honestly...wouldn't even be that terrible of a turn out... Least its a somewhat thought out piece of lore and back story...

[@MSgt5J071]

Don't give them any ideas...

[@AlexanderLegion]

"You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the Villain" - Present Star Wars

[@geeebuttersnap2433]

“The power of one, the power of two, the power of many”, I got bad news for you Disney, power off.

[@5150Reaper]

4:48 hahaha 😂 hahaha 🤣👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼I though I was the only one who noticed that. Her 5tupid face NEVER changed throughout the whole season.

[@syk19705]

The mop on her head doesn’t help

[@brendanbergin9591]

"Deus Ex Manchurian" - Gary is quite the wordsmith. Carry on good sir!

[@yourfeedYT]

All they had to do was copy and paste from the comics. Simple. They had an infinite amount of source material literally.

[@pasalasaga]

We have from that era: Comics: • STAR WARS Legends: Tales of The Jedi Omnibus • STAR WARS Legends: The Old Republic Omnibus Vol.1 • STAR WARS Legends - Epic Collection: The Old Republic Vol.4 • STAR WARS Legends - Epic Collection: The Old Republic Vol.5 Games: • STAR WARS: Knights of The Old Republic • STAR WARS: Knights of The Old Republic II: The Sith Lords • STAR WARS: The Old Republic Novels: • STAR WARS - The Old Republic: Revan • STAR WARS - The Old Republic: Deceived • STAR WARS - The Old Republic: Fatal Alliance • STAR WARS - The Old Republic: Annihilation • STAR WARS - Darth Bane: Path of Destruction • STAR WARS - Darth Bane: Rule of Two • STAR WARS - Darth Bane: Dynasty of Evil • STAR WARS: Darth Plagueis And a little bit more of other stuff, but this is the main ones.

[@Tomahawk.01]

This is Disney we are talking about. What did you expect?

[@brandonfoley7519]

It's star wars, this should be a slam dunk how did they make it so bad

[@bassman8144]

Problem with that is there aren’t any lesbian space witches in the comics/novels. Oh yeah and they’re also written well.

[@burtreynolds8030]

@@bassman8144they could’ve got their fix from the dothamir witches, I know Ashoka used them, but aren’t they supposed to be older than both the sith and Jedi, so it makes sense they would be around in both shows, and they are canon, have much cooler lore, and you could’ve had them use their witch magic to create life instead of the force, still would’ve been kind crap but at least anakin would still be the only being created through the force

[@stanktaint15]

They're calling star wars fans bigoted sexists because they dont like acolyte but they wasn't really saying anything when everyone was hating on the buba fett series

[@jroy3434]

the acolyte just feels like it’s some feminist lesbian promotion brainwash bullshit it doesn’t even feel like anything related to star wars

[@jlpkenyontennis1]

Hi all. I need help. I’ve watched a bunch of videos on this show and I still haven’t seen answers to the list below of what I believe to be sizable plot holes: 1. How does Sol know that Mae started the fire? 2. How are multiple characters able to continuously scale a mountain cliff with ease in almost no time? (Was it even necessary to make the characters do something so outrageous?) 3. Did Smilo Ren just “fly” to the top of the mountain? 4. How did the elevator work if the entire energy system exploded in the fire? 5. How did the Senator know about the investigation? Who told him? And then who else knew (and yet the case is still supposedly hush-hush such that the High Council didn’t know)? 6. If the goal of the show is create moral relativism and redeem Mae such that the fire was an “accident,” are we going to forget that moments before she literally said, “I’ll kill you?”

[@octaviovaladaoferreirinhad2689]

Sure, It will be a pleasure to help you! Here are your answers: 1. A good question, for another time. 2. THEY CLIMB NOW? THEY CLIMB NOW! 3. The dark side is a path to many abilities some consider to be UNNATURAL. 4. Somehow the elevator door has returned. 5. Many Bothans died to bring him this information. 6. First she was all the sith and then she was all the jedi. I hope you enjoyed, may the Thread be with you!

[@benmcreynolds8581]

Sidenote: Has anyone realized this Star wars project has the Least amount of Alien species? It's the least diverse Star Wars. It's mostly Humans. Also the locations are so bland & small. There's No impressive locations. There's no wide pan shots of interesting environments. The world is so claustrophobic. The characters are so shallow.

[@NiSE_Rafter]

And the few alien species are just humans with different skin color or horns...

[@zacross8504]

How else do you expect they can keep the costs down so the launder the rest of the money they got?

[@beowulfsrevenge4369]

If only the Coven of Witches had some OSHA regulations to prevent the fire from doing so much damage.

[@samblack5313]

Who was the designated fire warden? Where was the rally point? This is not an OHS compliant workplace.

[@2GuysTalkingPodcastNetwork]

Clearly, the ONE ELECTRICAL PANEL that leads to doom the entire facility - is why the previous tenants BAILED on the mountaintop stony fortress.